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    #3315 - lolme
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    My ex whom I was together with for three years broke up with me about two-three months ago and we're still talking like we used to and fighting like we used to. (lol.) She seems to try to distance me a bit but everytime we talk we pretty much talk for an hour or more, which is at least 2-3 times a week. We talk pretty much everyday but we've both got school and work so it's mostly in the evenings that we skype and shizzl.. We have had sex and stuff after the relationship ended, but the last one or  two months she's pretty much tried her best not to, but she has shown me the goods multiple times, so that I can whip out my hulk and let it smash. Anyway, I am horny, I don't know how to talk to girls, she doesn't really seem like she's planning on getting together with me anytime soon... I am not quite ready for dating or having sex with someone else yet, but in a few months I am... So I want some tips on how to pick up ladies as I've never been that kind of guy... I've always been very thoughtful and shit.
    My ex whom I was together with for three years broke up with me about two-three months ago and we're still talking like we used to and fighting like we used to. (lol.) She seems to try to distance me a bit but everytime we talk we pretty much talk for an hour or more, which is at least 2-3 times a week. We talk pretty much everyday but we've both got school and work so it's mostly in the evenings that we skype and shizzl.. We have had sex and stuff after the relationship ended, but the last one or two months she's pretty much tried her best not to, but she has shown me the goods multiple times, so that I can whip out my hulk and let it smash. Anyway, I am horny, I don't know how to talk to girls, she doesn't really seem like she's planning on getting together with me anytime soon... I am not quite ready for dating or having sex with someone else yet, but in a few months I am... So I want some tips on how to pick up ladies as I've never been that kind of guy... I've always been very thoughtful and shit.
    User avatar#3318 to #3315 - soupkey
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    There are no tips for how to pick up girls, if a girl likes you it will go by it self. I like the part that you are very toughtful and stuff, guys thinks that girls only likes duchbags, but many of them actually wants a nice guy (not to nice tho) you need to find something in the middle. I tip for this to go faster is to don't talk to the girl for the next few months, and for all you know there might be a girl that likes you now, but you haven't notices becuase you have been in a relationship, atleast thats what happend to me when I got out of my three year long relationship. But I was not ready for something since I still have stong feeling for my ex. So don't stress how to talk to girls, if they like you talking will go by it self. Don't worry
    #3319 to #3318 - lolme
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    Sounds good, except that I lack balls big enough to stop talking to her, she's like a best friend to me now.. There is someone who likes me, but she's two years younger then me and I don't really think that I can get feelings for her.. She's pretty but I feel like her personality is to different from mine + the part where I'm not over my ex. I hope this all works out, I think too much and get jelly really fast... So I can't stand the thought of her going out to party etc. :\
    User avatar#3322 to #3319 - soupkey
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    Hey we are in the same boat, I can't stand the tough of my ex having sex with someone else or kissing him or what ever, its killing me a little every day to think about it. But even if its hard you need to remove her from facebook and stuff, my only real friend is my ex, and when she updates her status that she is going to a party with that and that guy or girl, I just break down. Even tho you don't feel it now, it will be easier if you don't see or talk to her. With her around you will always have this feeling that it might work out again. And that part about the second girl like you is the same as me, im 20 and she is 18, but she is more of the type that parties a lot and have had a few one night stands, and im scared to go in a relationship with her since im not the guy who parties every weekend and I could never have a one night stand. I need feeling for a girl first. If you don't have any feeling for her now then its pretty hard to get feelings later to, but you could give it a shoot, what do you have to lose? If it doesn't work then it doesn't work. But then when you are "done" with her you might be over you ex cause you have seen that there are other girls out there that can be just as good.

    I don't know why your girlfriend left you, but if a girl leaves you she is not the one anyway, a girl who loves you enough would never even think about leaving you and would do anything to make you happy, maybe this younger girl is a girl like that? what do I know, but I say give it a shoot, your ex will not give a damn about you when she find a new guy so why should you give a damn about her?
    #3333 to #3322 - lolme
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    Oh sorry, forgot to log in. Anyway, thanks for your time, you seem to be in the exact same situation with the exact same way of thinking as I do. So really, thank you. (Although I'm not gonna manage to get "rid" of her quite yet, as she is my only real friend too.)
    User avatar#3373 to #3333 - soupkey
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    I think many people are in the same situation as us, I would do any think to have my ex back since I love her more then life, but sometimes things don't work out as intended. The feeling are the same for everyone going trough a break up, that and a death of a friend/family can be one of the worst feelings in the world. Only thing that can heal it is time and some help. If you don't wanna get rid of her I understand that very well, It was a tough choice for me to but I know it will be the right one in time, even tho im damn lonely that she is not around anymore. But I like to believe that things happen for a reason and that there is something better out there.
    I appreciate that you liked my replies, I may not have been much help but at least you know that there are more people that feel the same way as you do and have the same problems. Take care buddy, hopes everything works out just fine, you seem like a nice guys so don't worry about your ex, you will find someone better then her.
    #3332 to #3322 - anon id: 55c4de71
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    (06/14/2012)[-]
    Holy shit dude, it's scary how similar our situation is... The only difference is that I'm 18 and she's 16 (The other girl.), and the part about partying and shit is SPOT on, and the feelings and yeah, basically everything!
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