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#2960 - thedumbledore (06/13/2012) [-]
All right funnyunk, i need all of your advice powers. I don't know what to do about a complete cretin at school. I missed the last year of my school due to crippling depression brought on by my father using me as a punching bag. A fat cow slandered me all over the school claiming that 'i wasn't abused, i just wanted attention.' and now everyone believes her. She is the sort of manipulative bitch who drives a small wedge between everyone in her group so they won't want to hang out together without her, they all now see her as a 'best pal fo life lolo' so telling them she is a liar will not help.
I want revenge but i am not quite sure how to do it. I need everyone to see her for the manipulative bitch she is, she has done more than what i mentioned too. She convinced my anorexic friend not to tell me about her relapse- she nearly died.
Just to make things worse, she thinks she is queen of the crop, fabulous in every way. Not really considering she has an IQ of 102 and is a 5''2 200 pound ugly lass.
I don't just want to punch her in the face, i want to BREAK HER. She has hurt so many people, i am willing to do anything within reason. Image incredibly related.
#3032 to #2960 - sharkpat (06/13/2012) [-]
Yes, you're already on the right path. Though most people may say revenge is never the right path, it is the only tool that can permanently cure this evil. She will continue to manipulate and hurt others until you can show her the error of her ways. You mentioned her claiming you "just wanted attention," and that she "cried" when you tried to prove she was lying. Take her own tools and crush her at her weak points. Kill her where it counts (socially). She's obviously reliant on her friends approval, so turn them against her; she will fall emotionally into a state of insecurity, and possibly depression. Take it further since she hurt your anorexic friend. Crush her with weight insults. Spread false rumors about her to destroy with her self-consciousness and social insecurities. Blatantly make her cry and call her fat when she is surrounded by your mutual friends; this is the time to strike the ultimate blow. Reveal all the hidden truths. Tell them about your father and bring some form of proof of his beatings. Tell them about your anorexic friend (convince her to back your statement). Tell them about her social manipulations (they should experience the revelation when pointed out). Crush her in your own unique way. I've only given you a mear outline of the potential downfall of her empire. Crush her for the sake of justice. People never forgive, only forget. Don't rush into things. You must plan, plot, and spy. Wait for the oppertune moment and crush her. She will fall in due time, until then have patience and be contented in knowing you shall have revenge. Show her what it means to have fear.
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - sharkpat (06/13/2012) [-]
Remember; she will only continue to hurt others as well as herself. I speak from experience when I say you must crush her for the sake of the greater good. To show mercy is to harbor evil. Man is a monstrous beast, and he must be tamed.
User avatar #3012 to #2960 - EdwardNigma (06/13/2012) [-]
Revenge won't solve this. Take a lesson from Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.

First: Revenge and Justice are never the same, revenge is just making YOURSELF feel better.

Second: You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
User avatar #2990 to #2960 - pleasureabledino (06/13/2012) [-]
Cunt punt. Problem solved.
User avatar #2982 to #2960 - josephkirk (06/13/2012) [-]
is that Fat Alex's sister?
User avatar #2964 to #2960 - thamuz ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Define within "reason". Play her game against her.

Gain her trust. Then become her friend. Then tell everyone shes pregnant/had an abortion.
User avatar #2967 to #2964 - thedumbledore (06/13/2012) [-]
Thats not really believable, trust me NO ONE would shag that thing.
#2968 to #2967 - thamuz ONLINE (06/13/2012) [-]
Well,in that case man,I would just walk away,I mean,if shes a dumpster fire from hell,then yeah,walk away. Sure itd be nice to make her cry or what not,but walking away simply proves youre a better person.

I hate manipulative bitches myself. Ive dealt with quite a few and to be honest,walking away and taking away the fuel to the fire tends to make them stop. If not,snapping and verbally ripping them a new asshole can work too.
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