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#179859 - antibodies (22 minutes ago) [-]
>talking to grill
>"Hey antibodies, who's your favorite singer or band?"
>Y-you too?
>"Cool, I like them too"
MFW
#179855 - thumbsdenied (1 hour ago) [-]
Feeling pretty down, cant sleep. Took max amount of sleeping aids im allowed to take, and still not falling asleep. Dead tired though.   
   
For the past few years ive been depressed, more or less at times. Im happy when i talk to my online buddy but other than that im not really enjoying anything like i used to. I feel lonely most of the time.    
Everybody i know seem stressed out and angry more often than usual these days. Grandmas going senile and complains and is angry all the time, aunt is super skinny almost anorexic, and her husband who used to be my favorite family member has to deal with alot with her because she got alzheimers and shes not eating much anything and hes stressed out. Cousins dealing alot with her drunken good for nothing husband whos depressed alot and my cousin is super nice and deserves somebody better. Mom and dad have to deal with my little sister who is absolutely spoiled rotten and going trough teenage angst. I hate my sister, she is a horrible person yet i feel bad for her because shes misarable because she doesnt understand why my parents are angry at her alot of the time.    
Everybody in my class complains and whines about everything and i was so relieved when id thought that id get some relief from theyr teen angst when job season thing began for school, but then everybody whines and moans in the employer coffee rooms about the work and politics.   
   
Running very low on positivity when you only get negative feed from the world...   
in therapy, tried action therapy groups where we do fun things, it was pretty fun but didnt bond with anybody in there, dont think anybody did. Still it helped but everything alwyas crashes when group activities end because i dont know what to do after until i find something else that i like to do. Like cooking, art and sculpture courses.   
   
Not really into sports because i was pretty much bullied out from enjoying it, im not competive, everybody else took their middle school sports really seriously. Solo at the gym or walking is okay, kinda wanna try archery, not really a sport though..   
   
For the lonely part ive been trying to get myself a dog, and i know exactly what breed i want. Ive been trying to get myself a french bulldog for the past 8months, but they are pretty rare. Twice the breeders handed out the puppies to other people, didnt really reserve one but they just seem to be interested in giving to families who wanna go to dog shows with them. now ive contacted a breeder who has a sog expecting and ive told her that i will reserve one for myself if its possible.   
Not really confortable getting into a relationship with someone because im mainly scared il fudging it up in someway, im not really good with people socially face to face. Besides the internet has Made me afraid of women because i dont wanna have anything to do with one of them crazy feminists. Luckily most of them are easy to see from the attire.   
   
Im just rambling on about everything, been having a downslope on my mood and just wanted to type out stuff thats been going on in my head.   
   
Thanks for the time if anybody actually read all of this.
Feeling pretty down, cant sleep. Took max amount of sleeping aids im allowed to take, and still not falling asleep. Dead tired though.

For the past few years ive been depressed, more or less at times. Im happy when i talk to my online buddy but other than that im not really enjoying anything like i used to. I feel lonely most of the time.
Everybody i know seem stressed out and angry more often than usual these days. Grandmas going senile and complains and is angry all the time, aunt is super skinny almost anorexic, and her husband who used to be my favorite family member has to deal with alot with her because she got alzheimers and shes not eating much anything and hes stressed out. Cousins dealing alot with her drunken good for nothing husband whos depressed alot and my cousin is super nice and deserves somebody better. Mom and dad have to deal with my little sister who is absolutely spoiled rotten and going trough teenage angst. I hate my sister, she is a horrible person yet i feel bad for her because shes misarable because she doesnt understand why my parents are angry at her alot of the time.
Everybody in my class complains and whines about everything and i was so relieved when id thought that id get some relief from theyr teen angst when job season thing began for school, but then everybody whines and moans in the employer coffee rooms about the work and politics.

Running very low on positivity when you only get negative feed from the world...
in therapy, tried action therapy groups where we do fun things, it was pretty fun but didnt bond with anybody in there, dont think anybody did. Still it helped but everything alwyas crashes when group activities end because i dont know what to do after until i find something else that i like to do. Like cooking, art and sculpture courses.

Not really into sports because i was pretty much bullied out from enjoying it, im not competive, everybody else took their middle school sports really seriously. Solo at the gym or walking is okay, kinda wanna try archery, not really a sport though..

For the lonely part ive been trying to get myself a dog, and i know exactly what breed i want. Ive been trying to get myself a french bulldog for the past 8months, but they are pretty rare. Twice the breeders handed out the puppies to other people, didnt really reserve one but they just seem to be interested in giving to families who wanna go to dog shows with them. now ive contacted a breeder who has a sog expecting and ive told her that i will reserve one for myself if its possible.
Not really confortable getting into a relationship with someone because im mainly scared il fudging it up in someway, im not really good with people socially face to face. Besides the internet has Made me afraid of women because i dont wanna have anything to do with one of them crazy feminists. Luckily most of them are easy to see from the attire.

Im just rambling on about everything, been having a downslope on my mood and just wanted to type out stuff thats been going on in my head.

Thanks for the time if anybody actually read all of this.
#179846 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
Can anyone give me any help here?
I'm still having no luck getting a job. Or am I not waiting long enough for a call back?
User avatar #179847 to #179846 - larsfillmore (3 hours ago) [-]
May as well just say it
It's me I need help
User avatar #179854 to #179847 - amonahan ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
When you go in after dropping off your resume, note the date time and who you gave your application to, after a few days call back and say "Hi I dropped off a resume with ANON last monday at 4pm, and I was inquiring about my application" It shows that you care about the job and are also a smart and educated person.
User avatar #179848 to #179847 - confusedasian (3 hours ago) [-]
We've always knew who you were. We've always been waiting for you.
#179845 - Walnuts ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Just out of curiosity, what do you guys think of my tattoo? I've been seeing all these cringe comps of bad tattoos and I want to some brutal, anonymous honesty.
Your opinion will not matter to my decision, I'm just curious. Be rough if need be.
User avatar #179856 to #179845 - amonahan ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Please god tell me there's more to it/you are adding colour or something. It's too plain and bare atm. Cool design tho, but its not finished is it?
User avatar #179863 to #179861 - Walnuts ONLINE (4 minutes ago) [-]
Nope
User avatar #179853 to #179845 - lordbrauner (1 hour ago) [-]
It's got very clean and solid lines, that's good. I think my only real issue is it could have been shaped or had something added to make it adapt to the shoulder location a bit more. It seems kind of slender for it to wrap around to your pecs.
#179851 to #179845 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
1. Is it based off of a video game thing?
2. Is this it or are you going to get it colored or shaded?
3. Is there more to it, like on your back?
User avatar #179849 to #179845 - sugoi (3 hours ago) [-]
Personally I think it could have been done in a better spot, like coiling around your bicep or something.

The actual tattoo is fine I guess, not terrible cringe but not amazing wow either.
#179862 to #179849 - Walnuts ONLINE (5 minutes ago) [-]
This is the final product I want
#179836 - logickid ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
TFW I'm talking to a girl on Facebook and don't know what to say and I like her.
TFW I'm talking to a girl on Facebook and don't know what to say and I like her.
User avatar #179857 to #179836 - amonahan ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
say you like her, and you wanna take her out to coffee/tea/hotchocolate. She says no = she's not interested. She says yes = you got yourself a date!
#179841 to #179836 - corps (4 hours ago) [-]
Just make conversation and avoid short replies that don't add to the discussion, that will make it seem like you don't want to talk to her. Find something to talk about that you both like. If she's messaging you back it means she wants to talk to you just like you want to talk to her, so there's no reason to panic.
Just make conversation and avoid short replies that don't add to the discussion, that will make it seem like you don't want to talk to her. Find something to talk about that you both like. If she's messaging you back it means she wants to talk to you just like you want to talk to her, so there's no reason to panic.
#179843 to #179841 - logickid ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
But when should I say "I like you" and "send nudes"?
She's gonna be moving, so when she moves away I'll tell her that I wanted to start something with her before she moved if I haven't already gotten somewhere.
#179844 to #179843 - corps (3 hours ago) [-]
If you're looking to ask something like that you really shouldn't be asking me, you should be easing into it yourself. Nobody is going to have any good advice on how to bring something like that up, you're the one that knows the girl not us.
#179840 to #179836 - confusedasian (4 hours ago) [-]
"So. . .You watch porn?"
"So. . .You watch porn?"
User avatar #179833 - icyflesh (5 hours ago) [-]
I don't really know where to leave this so I'll just post it here. Admin, I gotta a bit of a problem.

I'm not Icyflesh, my account is KnoxousFumes. My Chrome stopped working It kept blocking plugins from all of my sites and eventually just stopped letting me go to sites at all so I installed Firefox. Firefox loaded up so I came back onto funnyjunk ready to log myself in except that Icyflesh was already logged in. I've never met him before and I don't want to fuck with his account, but it won't let me log out, everytime I do it just redirects me to the home page and logs him back in. What do?
User avatar #179850 to #179833 - sugoi (2 hours ago) [-]
Delete all cookies and shit?
EdwardNigma since you're the only mod who's name I remember.
#179835 to #179833 - confusedasian (5 hours ago) [-]
2spooky.
2spooky.
User avatar #179828 - ishallsmiteyou (5 hours ago) [-]
Applying for a part time job at Jiffy Lube, anything special I should know before I submit my resume?
#179834 to #179828 - confusedasian (5 hours ago) [-]
What did you put for salary?
What did you put for salary?
User avatar #179837 to #179834 - ishallsmiteyou (5 hours ago) [-]
Whatever I can get paid.
User avatar #179839 to #179837 - confusedasian (4 hours ago) [-]
I think that works to. I was told to put neogotiable.
#179812 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Hi Advice,
Recently I've been feeling a little down. My only real hobby has been gaming since I was 8 or 9. I'm now almost 23 and as much as I want them to be, games just aren't fun anymore. I try to play the new games that come out and when I don't enjoy them I attempt to play games from my past that brought me some form of excitement, but nothing does it anymore. I figure, you know, it's time to let them go. I have a full time job, I go to my college classes, but in the free time I do have, video games just don't fill my want for adventure anymore. I tried using those "gamify your life" apps and games, but they are empty and don't give me that sense of accomplishment that accepting your first quest in rpg games did. Does anyone here have any similar experiences like this? If you have, how have you dealt with it? I figure a hobby would be something I could try, but so far I've found nothing that sparks an interest in me.
User avatar #179817 to #179812 - thebestpieever ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Try picking up an instrument, good for the soul anyway.
But this is one of the big signals of depression, so you might want to consider that as well.
#179820 to #179817 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Well I don't really feel depressed, just a little down that my favorite pastime is no longer enjoyable for me. All the games seem repetitive and don't make me feel the magic of something new, because all of them are "go to this person. go get/kill something or talk to someone else for first person. return. Go to next person and repeat" or "explore this room and pick up that plate that you would never pick up in real life because it is going to be important for later in a puzzle". They are just all so predictable now.
User avatar #179826 to #179820 - thebestpieever ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
This is when you start playing weird off beat shit like corpse party just to not feel sick.
#179824 to #179820 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
I did play clarinet and flute through high school, but during a recent move I lost both of my instruments. Now I have to go and buy more.
#179819 to #179817 - confusedasian (5 hours ago) [-]
And in video game form.


I have this. It's great.
#179822 to #179819 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I've tried that, but I got bored with it really fast.
#179825 to #179823 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
That's what I feel like my face was when I realized I couldn't get into a game that brought music to me.
User avatar #179807 - redandgreen (7 hours ago) [-]
I had a bad break-up recently which hit me really hard. I still dream about them sometimes and I get upset when something reminds me of them. I met someone new on Sunday though, they're very different to my ex and they just seem amazing. They make me laugh, they're really attractive and we already kissed. We're meeting up again later and I'm worried I'm so into them partly because of the break-up. Should I be? Am I overthinking?
#179810 to #179807 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
stop being a drama queen, no one cares.
User avatar #179852 to #179810 - redandgreen (1 hour ago) [-]
Wow. Thanks. It went great anyway
#179806 - hailthetwintails (7 hours ago) [-]
Who here is colorblind?   
   
I need to write a story where a character is colorblind...and I don't want to stereotype anything or write it wrong.
Who here is colorblind?

I need to write a story where a character is colorblind...and I don't want to stereotype anything or write it wrong.
#179821 to #179806 - confusedasian (5 hours ago) [-]
How did you post something without a picture or writing?
How did you post something without a picture or writing?
User avatar #179811 to #179806 - thebestpieever ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
I've got a slight colour blindess where certain shades of red, blues and purples blend together.
#179799 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
anyone know source of this?
#179801 to #179799 - confusedasian (7 hours ago) [-]
Tell me if you find it. I'm looking for it to.
#179808 to #179801 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
sexcret its called
#179818 to #179808 - confusedasian (5 hours ago) [-]
Today we are you united by a common purpose anon.
Today we are you united by a common purpose anon.
#179789 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
#179788 - dehumanizer (11 hours ago) [-]
I finaly did it everyone.

Last week i met the most wonderful girl in my life. We have been inseparable since then. Today she agreed to be my girlfriend and after that we made love.

Its over, it's finaly over...
#179813 to #179788 - minutes (6 hours ago) [-]
Told ya.
#179815 to #179813 - minutes (6 hours ago) [-]
And a second later I realized it's April 1st.
You really got me hard man.
#179814 to #179813 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
you are right, all i did was be myself
#179816 to #179814 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry. One day you'll say that and it will not be a joke.
User avatar #179804 to #179788 - zachariaseverlivin (7 hours ago) [-]
but...aren't you ...homosexual?
#179860 to #179804 - antibodies (13 minutes ago) [-]
Homosexuals aren't attracted to men, shitlord
Homosexuals aren't attracted to men, shitlord
#179805 to #179804 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
so a homosexsual cant have a girlfriend now and sex her? you stupid shitflord bigout
#179797 to #179788 - icefried (9 hours ago) [-]
April 1st..   
   
You had me there for a second.
April 1st..

You had me there for a second.
#179790 to #179788 - confusedasian (11 hours ago) [-]
d0000000000d.
d0000000000d.
#179787 - thatsnumberwang (12 hours ago) [-]
I thought here might be the most appropriate place to ask, but does anyone have a link/screencap to the creepypasta/greentext about the crazy guy who hides in the dorm room of three girls then scratches on the door with a pair of scissors?
I thought here might be the most appropriate place to ask, but does anyone have a link/screencap to the creepypasta/greentext about the crazy guy who hides in the dorm room of three girls then scratches on the door with a pair of scissors?
User avatar #179802 to #179787 - noneckcomics (7 hours ago) [-]
I know the one you're on about. The guy who lays still on the couch to try and avoid being seen.
User avatar #179803 to #179802 - thatsnumberwang (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, and he's just staring, wide-eyed or something.. I was trying to explain it to a friend but I can't find it anywhere
User avatar #179830 to #179803 - noneckcomics (5 hours ago) [-]
This happened when I was in college. I lived in Isla Vista, the student community at UCSB, notorious for being a party school. It fully lived up to its reputation. I like to party, but holy shit! These people were off the wall. As such, there were a lot of people who put themselves in dangerous situations, drinking to excess, not being careful, not locking doors, etc. It had a very isolated and insular vibe, and anyone who was hanging around who wasn't college-aged immediately looked out of place and strange.One night after having a few drinks, I came home to my small house where I lived with 2 other girls, probably around 2:30am.
User avatar #179831 to #179830 - noneckcomics (5 hours ago) [-]
We were all serious students (I was probably the least serious, actually), and when we partied it was not your typical UCSB mega-rager. More like a small get together with friends. We would often have a few people spend the night, sleep on our furniture our in our beds as the case may be.That night my roommates had had a few people over who I didn't know, and I saw when I returned home that one of them had opted to sleep on the couch from the shadow that I saw there (I didn't turn the light so I wouldn't wake anyone up). But as I was passing the couch to enter my bedroom, I noticed that the figure was lying very stiff. He just had this weird energy to him. He was lying down, but it was like he was putting all of his energy into lying as still and rigid as possible. I paused, and the guy quickly jerked his head to face me, without moving his limbs, so quickly that it startled me. I could see his wide open eyes glinting in the dark.Figuring that I'd startled him or that he was drunk or maybe on some kind of stimulant and unable to sleep, I just hurried past into my bedroom and locked the door. the dude made me nervous and I wasn't taking any chances. I fell asleep.At 4:30 am I woke up. There was a strange sound at the door almost like somebody was drumming their fingers against the wood very quietly. I lay still and listened. There were more quiet sounds like someone scratching the door with their fingers, which got louder and louder until it was clear that he was using both hands and scratching as fast and as hard as possible. It created an extremely loud and intimidating sound that filled me with fear.I got my cell phone and texted my roommate because I was afraid to make a sound. "Your friend is freaking me out, is he coked out? Can you talk to him? He's banging and scratching on my door."She didn't text me back, probably because she was asleep. I texted my other roommate to the same effect, covering all my bases. Keep in mind that the scratching has been going on at this point for a couple minutes. I have no idea how he could have sustained it, scratching a wooden door with your fingernails can't feel good. He also grabbed at the knob and jiggled it super forcefully.Because neither of them answered, I decided to call and really wake them up, though i was scared to make a sound. I know it sounds stupid but there was something seriously horrifying about being teased like this through the door. I knew that he was trying to terrify me. i felt like a little kid but I could tell this guy was fucked up or something and maybe the police needed to be called, and I wanted to loop my roommates in since it was one of their friends.The scratching stopped abruptly and I called my roommate, who answered sleepily. "Yo, your friend is messed up, can you please deal with it? Do we need to call the cops? He's seriously scaring me and he was scratching at my bedroom door, really fucking weird."She didn't say anything for several seconds and when she did speak, her voice had no sleepiness in it at all. "What friend?" She said. "That fucking guy that was sleeping on the couch!" I said. She was quiet again.
User avatar #179832 to #179831 - noneckcomics (5 hours ago) [-]
"We didn't have any guys over," she said. "Call the police." My adrenaline surged and I told her to please lock the bedroom door as quickly as possible. I realized that I hadn't heard scratching in a while and I had no clue where the dude had gone.Suddenly I heard a loud banging in the other end of the house, where my roommates, Lauren and Monica, shared a bedroom. The bangs were followed by the sound of them screaming in fear. I quickly dialed the police as this maniac proceeded to bang against the (luckily) locked bedroom door of my two roommates as they screamed. The heaviness of the blows left no doubt that he was trying to break the door down.I'd told the 911 operator the situation and she'd dispatched two squad cars.The police in Isla Vista are generally used to peeling drunks off the sidewalk and breaking up brawling frat bros. This was really serious and strange and I think the dispatcher got the sense from my tone how terrified I was, and she stayed on the phone with me. At one point the banging stopped and everything was quiet for a while. I talked with the dispatcher and suddenly looked down to see that this guy had slipped his fingers through the 1-inch gap between my door and the floor and was just kind of waggling them around, making this weird growling sound. I screamed and backed away, which is my biggest regret about this situation, since when I look back it would have been so awesome to just stomp the shit out of those fingers and hear the guy howl in pain.When the cops rolled up, I heard running and the sound of our sliding glass door opening and closing, and then he was gone. The cops never caught him.He had broken in through our side door by jimmying the lock somehow. My door was covered in what turned out to be huge gauges he'd made using a pair of scissors, which he discarded on the ground before he left.What terrifies me most about this was that I walked right past him. I looked him right in the face. I realize now that he was not trying to sleep or on drugs, but was lying so stiff like that because he was hiding. He probably heard me open the door, and freaked out because he hadn't realized there was another girl living there, and tried to blend into the couch in the darkness.
#179858 to #179832 - thatsnumberwang (1 hour ago) [-]
Brilliant, thankyou
Brilliant, thankyou
User avatar #179774 - womanexplain (14 hours ago) [-]
How the fuck do you revise for exams? I can't take notes, I write too much, same problem with highlighting, I don't know which bits of information to pick out for flashcards and mindmaps, and I don't know how to even use flashcards, do you just read them? Because that doesn't work for me...
I feel like I'm going to fail, my grades were all predicted As and now I feel like I'm just going to fuck it all up because I can't write essays and I can't revise...
User avatar #179809 to #179774 - redandgreen (6 hours ago) [-]
What works for me is writing out what I need to learn and then recording my self saying it out loud...... It sounds crazy but it has worked for me so far
#179781 to #179774 - confusedasian (12 hours ago) [-]
With diligence.
With diligence.
#179791 to #179781 - stungun (10 hours ago) [-]
tbh, I didn't, just took what slight amount of information I had taken in whilst not paying attention in class and managed to do alright. Out of the 9 exams I had i scored 7 C's passing grade in the UK Not bad, not great, got me what I needed. Good Luck
User avatar #179792 to #179791 - stungun (10 hours ago) [-]
wat i didn't reply to confusedasian
User avatar #179793 to #179792 - stungun (10 hours ago) [-]
maybe I goofed
User avatar #179794 to #179793 - stungun (10 hours ago) [-]
can confirm I goofed
User avatar #179795 to #179794 - stungun (10 hours ago) [-]
it's not looking good for my credibility
User avatar #179783 to #179781 - womanexplain (12 hours ago) [-]
OH WOW THAT'S SO USEFUL
CONFUSED ASIAN WHY MUST YOUR INITIAL RESPONSE BE A DICK ONE AND ONLY THEN YOU BURST FORTH WITH THE FRUITS OF KNOWLEDGE
#179786 to #179783 - confusedasian (12 hours ago) [-]
You ask why? Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!



I don't fret over exams because I'm a mediocre test taker, getting c's and b's. Test cause pressure and not everyone works well under pressure. There have been studies and bubble gum helps knowledge. Chewing while studying and during test taking will help your memory. There's also a study about this with chocolate, but as I don't like either I can not confirm. If you take a lot of notes that's useful, but if you want to study, I'd suggest making an outline with brief description/summary. That's all there is to it. Vocabulary study is easy enough with flashcards. In my line of schooling, the text book has the occaisional bold words, those are usually bolded for a reason and those are the things I need to know the most.

If it's english/writing/whatever, most of that comes from vocabulary words. Knowing what they mean, and how to use them. Best way you can study those are by using examples. With that you understand how they work, and where they would work.

If it's mathematics, that's tricky with knowing the formulas, but not everything is easy. The best thing I could suggest for that is making a dopey song. During math tests in high school, it was a breeze because of all the dopey songs I made and remembered. my teacher at the time taught me that.
User avatar #179776 to #179774 - sugoi (14 hours ago) [-]
Are you a highschooler or in uni?
Highschooler then do past papers since they're often similar to what you'll get.
Uni then read your readings over and over again and have your friends quiz you or just quiz yourself.
User avatar #179784 to #179776 - womanexplain (12 hours ago) [-]
I'll try that thanks, and I don't know the equivalent of what I'm doing for US.
User avatar #179773 - anaphase (15 hours ago) [-]
I managed to get a date with a pretty girl from uni and it went well. But then she stayed over at another dude's house and hey presto- "sorry, I don't think we should go out again".
That doesn't bother me really, I wasn't sure if I wanted to be with anyone anyway. If I did, she's certainly not who I'd pick. But the last week of flirting with her was great and now I'm completely alone again. I'd sort of gotten used to being alone after my ex dumped me last year, but now I'm back with it again and it feels awful...but at the same time I wasn't sure if I wanted it anyway. It fact the possibility of being with someone made me depressed in a weird way...this feeling of responsibility and bogged-downess.

So when I'm alone I'm sad, and when I've got someone in the pipeline I'm also sad. But when I get dumped, which I half wanted anyway, I'm even sadder.


The fuck is wrong with me?
#179782 to #179773 - confusedasian (12 hours ago) [-]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
User avatar #179778 to #179773 - amonahan ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
You're not happy being single. Going into a relationship as an unhappy person doesn't magically make you happy. It satisfies you. But at your core you are still unhappy in some way. Whatever you go into a relationship with doesn't disappear. Work on being happy and single. Once you're happy being single then a relationship will make you even happier.
User avatar #179772 - toketsothemage (16 hours ago) [-]
Hey, im talking to a bot called "admanda".
post what is should say/send pics of

i might regret this but who'll know
#179768 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
So...how do you go about finding out a ring size for an engagement ring and keeping it a secret?
#179842 to #179768 - corps (4 hours ago) [-]
Cut off one of her fingers while she's sleeping and take it to the jewelry store. You can glue it back on later.
#179796 to #179768 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
Find a ring she wears a lot and go from there. Or go to a jewelry shop she frequents, they usually keep a tab on their clients ring size.
#179785 to #179768 - confusedasian (12 hours ago) [-]
Give her a ring pop. Then judge if it's loose, snuggly, or tight and go off on that. Plus she'll get a ring pop
Give her a ring pop. Then judge if it's loose, snuggly, or tight and go off on that. Plus she'll get a ring pop
User avatar #179779 to #179768 - amonahan ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
Use a piece of string or something. Tie it around her finger when she's asleep or play it off as a game or something. Use said piece of string as a template when you go buy a ring. Or you can look at the rings she already owns (most women already own fuck tons of rings) and see which one fits her ring finger
#179777 to #179768 - sugoi (14 hours ago) [-]
Hey bae you want one of them super awesome decoder rings?
What's yo ring size?
User avatar #179750 - tokashii (23 hours ago) [-]
So there is a girl I like, and she seems to like me too, but I'm going off to college soon and don't know if I should try and get into a relationship now or not. On the one hand I really like this girl and we get along really well. But on the other hand I feel like if I get into a relationship right before college one of two things will happen: We will break up right before I leave (and that exact thing happened to a friend of mine last year, she still hasn't fully recovered) or our relationship will slowly deteriorate because long distance doesn't really workout. I like this girl, so I want to date her, yet I like her too much to put her through the emotional trauma of a hard breakup. Help, I don't know what to do.
User avatar #179780 to #179750 - amonahan ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
My advice? I was in the same situation, I decided to NOT go for it and now I have a good friend whenever I'm back in town.
User avatar #179764 to #179750 - SOUL CRUSHER (19 hours ago) [-]
my experince... you know the drill, true story, maybe you'll learn something but take it as a grain of salt cuz your story will be diffrent and will get diffrent results. I'm in college now. Before I left I began dating this girl, we alway have a thing for each other but could never really get together for many reasons. I was leaving and likely to never return again so I said why not. I through everything to the wind and asked her out. We started dating and it was a TON of fun but......we quickly realized we wanted diffrent things and after a while we mutually broke it off. No hurt feelings

My advice....go for her. have fun and enjoy yourself with a girl you like. Straight up tell her like I did, you'll be leaving soon, not sure where this relationship will go, yada yadda. I'm not sure what will happen but I want to see if this will work out. Easy thing is she wont go for it and you can just be like "oh well" if she does want to try.....don't be afraid to hurt or get hurt. This is love, this is relationships. Everyone will get hurt, many times in life. Dont be afraid but also don't be an asshole. Before you do anything that effects her, communicate, like you said she's been through this before. Maybe she wont want to go through it again. No worries. go to college and get the first chick you see. SERIOUS
#179755 to #179750 - confusedasian (21 hours ago) [-]
dem college women doe.

Sincerely, a college student for two years now.
#179769 to #179755 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
Been a college student for only a year and even I can still confirm this
Been a college student for only a year and even I can still confirm this
#179753 to #179750 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Long distance can work if you visit each other every so often.

Keep in mind there will be other girls at college, so it's not like you're doomed to be single.


If it's really that close of a decision, flip a coin.
#179754 to #179753 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
I almost feel like a dick for wording it this way, but that's how it really is man. I'm sorry.
User avatar #179739 - sweetbutteryjesus (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm a 20 year old man still living in fear of his dad.
I'm a pathetic fuck, ain't I?
User avatar #179765 to #179739 - improbablyyourdad (18 hours ago) [-]
Get to know your dad better, go fishing or some shit, you'll start to see him as a person better. Unless hes like crazy or some shit then bounce
#179756 to #179739 - confusedasian (21 hours ago) [-]
Beat the shit out of your dad. He's probably the "tough love" person.
Beat the shit out of your dad. He's probably the "tough love" person.

User avatar #179757 to #179756 - sweetbutteryjesus (21 hours ago) [-]
My dad is an ex-cop who still has his revolver for some reason.
And he keeps it on him 24/7.
Yeah, no.
#179748 to #179739 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
I am a 16 year old weakling and my dad is a veteran, and I argue with him all the time.
Hell, let's go back 4 years.
When I was 12 we would argue, and he would slap the shit out of me, and I wouldn't back down.

Not to mention when we are fucking around, he will punch and slap me repeatedly me and I will laugh.

Stop being a little bitch
#179749 to #179748 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
I am not saying to be disobedient or mean to your dad like I am.

I am just saying to stop being so fearful.
User avatar #179751 to #179749 - sweetbutteryjesus (23 hours ago) [-]
Well, props to you man.
I'll try.
User avatar #179743 to #179739 - sugoi (23 hours ago) [-]
Yes.
Time to move out.
User avatar #179744 to #179743 - sweetbutteryjesus (23 hours ago) [-]
I live with my sister.
I just visited him for my mom's birthday.
It was not a fun birthday.
User avatar #179745 to #179744 - sugoi (23 hours ago) [-]
Time to move out.
Being alone should man you up a bit, that or break you and have you fall into depression.
Either way dw cuz ur jesus.
User avatar #179746 to #179745 - sweetbutteryjesus (23 hours ago) [-]
I guess you're right.
Maybe an apartment would be good.
#179741 to #179739 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
where I come from, that's called respect.
User avatar #179742 to #179741 - sweetbutteryjesus (23 hours ago) [-]
Respect=/=fear
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