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#173135 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
I have a big insecurity problem I think.

I mean I have an Okcupid account and no pics of me. Still I can't message girls because I don't know, I'm afraid of rejection or humilliation.

How do I get over this?
User avatar #173149 to #173135 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
what's the point of making an account on a dating website if you won't put our picture up? Rejection will happen and that's just something you'll have to brush off. Just have a little confidence. Dress better and work out, it'll make you feel better about yourself.
#173151 to #173149 - anonymous (8 minutes ago) [-]
But that's the thing. I already work out but what if someone I know sees I have one dating account.

I would be so ashamed. But that's not even the main problem as I even can't talk to some girls I don't know just because they may be fuckin' rude. Or just becase I don't know what to say.
User avatar #173116 - charizarddad ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
how do file income tax? just got my first job in august of 2014 and just turned 18 two months ago. i got my w2 already, what now?
#173110 - ampt ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
I want to get a gameboy advance emulator for my laptop, but I don't really know where to start. Any advice on where to begin/what is a good emulator? Thanks.
I want to get a gameboy advance emulator for my laptop, but I don't really know where to start. Any advice on where to begin/what is a good emulator? Thanks.
User avatar #173114 to #173110 - arenaferox ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
I used virtualboy and it worked great.
User avatar #173150 to #173114 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
I use visualboyadvance and that works pretty well
#173115 to #173114 - ampt ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
I'll look into it, thanks!
I'll look into it, thanks!
#173107 - ssheinrich ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
do anyone have this guy saying 10/10 best game ever webm?
do anyone have this guy saying 10/10 best game ever webm?
#173113 to #173107 - ampt ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Its Jontron (if you didn't already know). Look him up on Youtube. I don't have his the one you want. Heres another one though.
Its Jontron (if you didn't already know). Look him up on Youtube. I don't have his the one you want. Heres another one though.
User avatar #173112 to #173107 - focalanemo (5 hours ago) [-]
ask autism board
User avatar #173106 - sineztro ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
So you know that feeling you get when waters in your ear, like all pressurized and stuff, how do I get rid of it, I don't have water in my car nor any debris that I could find
User avatar #173134 to #173106 - thirdjess (2 hours ago) [-]
Try depressurising your ears by holding your nose shut keeping your mouth closed and blowing until they pop/click.
User avatar #173146 to #173134 - sineztro ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Will do
#173108 to #173106 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
visit doctor
User avatar #173118 to #173108 - sineztro ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Okie dokie should I visit today or should I wait like till first thing tomorrow?
#173119 to #173118 - dehumanizer (4 hours ago) [-]
your ear might have gotten sore, doctor should have a look and maybe perscribe you som medicine
#173103 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
How to get more erect? nver had any problems with it until I got sick a few weeks ago. i am not sick anymore, not even a bit, but i still can't get as hard as i used to. i can cum but it's not the same.
Would doing sports again help? i used to go to the gym but i stopped like 2 month ago. or is it just some psychological shit?
#173120 to #173103 - dehumanizer (4 hours ago) [-]
minutes, what did you say
#173121 to #173120 - minutes (3 hours ago) [-]
I wanted to mock you for thumbing this down but when I saw it written I thought it's dumb/childish so i deleted it instantly.
#173122 to #173121 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
>mocking me

fucking normalfags you're all the same, day of retribution soon
#173123 to #173122 - minutes (3 hours ago) [-]
Well why did you thumb it down?
#173124 to #173123 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
beeing unable to get hard is a blessing, he shouldnt try to get bac kbefore
#173125 to #173124 - minutes (3 hours ago) [-]
It's not a blessing if you have a gf.
#173127 to #173126 - minutes (2 hours ago) [-]
I don't even know what to say anymore. Not every girl is like this.
User avatar #173128 to #173127 - serhiy (2 hours ago) [-]
don't argue with him, i did it yesterday, he ends up whining about his life to you in the most half assed fashion, like he's expecting you to pay him or something.
#173139 to #173128 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
btw how tall are you?
User avatar #173143 to #173139 - serhiy (1 hour ago) [-]
6ft 1 -2
#173145 to #173143 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
well you're gonna make it then, im physicly disabled 5'9 ish
#173129 to #173128 - minutes (2 hours ago) [-]
I know him. I am a frequent user on this board and I talk to him quite a lot. I kind of gave up arguing with him a few times already but I can't just sit there and watch so I try again and again.
User avatar #173130 to #173129 - serhiy (2 hours ago) [-]
yeah, i see him often aswell, I count it as shit posting. I've also pointed out his hypocrisies but he doesn't care.
#173132 to #173130 - minutes (2 hours ago) [-]
He used to listen to me a bit, he even followed my advice once, but since I got a girlfriend he just calls me normalfag. Whatever, I'll still talk and listen to him.
#173140 to #173132 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
>gib shit advice
>i fail
>you dont follow your own advice
>u get a gf
#173141 to #173140 - minutes (1 hour ago) [-]
I did follow my own advice..
#173144 to #173141 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
you didnt ask her out if she liked you ASAP
#173147 to #173144 - minutes (1 hour ago) [-]
Then why did she tell her best friend (who happens to be the gf of a friend of mine) that "she isn't interested in me, i am too small" ? It wasn't that easy.
#173148 to #173147 - dehumanizer (1 hour ago) [-]
nigga you told me to ask her out asap, i did

you didnt ask her out at start and only went out a few months after you became friends
User avatar #173133 to #173132 - serhiy (2 hours ago) [-]
your doing the work which no normal being can, keep on it.
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User avatar #173097 - gabsmatags (10 hours ago) [-]
Guys, I need advice on Valentines day gifts. I started doodling on my table and come up with this cute comic card idea for my boyfriend, but I'm afraid that he'll think that's lame. Would that suck as a gift?
#173098 to #173097 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
yes
give him a blowjob
User avatar #173096 - ratchetmiles ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
I recently left a relationship (I'm a dude if that matters to you). My girlfriend wanted a family. We never had anything in common. We didn't even have anything to talk about, she always wanted to go to the park, I didn't. I wanted to focus on a career goals. I like being alone. I like being in control. I like being a whole, not a piece. Being in a relationship made me feel like I was cuffed to her. My girlfriend wasn't abusive or anything, she was really nice, but one day, she got really pissed that I didn't talk to her much or go to the park. This is where I felt like I was just her hobby or something. Even though I broke up, I feel like I was doing wrong. She needed me, but, I didn't need her. I don't want to get back into a relationship, but, I always feel like she's miserable without me. I'd hope she can just forget me and do her own thing. I don't feel like I shouldn't have broken up with her, I feel like I shouldn't have hooked up with her. It would save her from any heartache. I'm not upset or anything, I just ponder upon it.
User avatar #173136 to #173096 - thirdjess (2 hours ago) [-]
Nah man, you did the right thing. Continuing in a relationship where your long term goals do not match up is just leading her on. Particularly in the case of getting married and having kids.
User avatar #173101 to #173096 - iridium (9 hours ago) [-]
Beginning to think we need a vent board. Cool and all on you for getting out of something you didn't feel you needed to be a part of any longer, but is there anything you need help with or are you just looking for a place to vent your mind?
User avatar #173104 to #173101 - ratchetmiles ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I'm just wondering if I'm in the wrong for my decisions.
#173105 to #173104 - anonymous (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't think so. It seems like you didn't have too strong of feelings for her. If it went on it just would have been worse for her.
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User avatar #173093 to #173092 - makotoitou (14 hours ago) [-]
plow that shit
User avatar #173088 - mattempire (16 hours ago) [-]
can i get a mod to walk me through sfw/nsfw on fj please? i'd like to do some medical related comps but i don't strictly want to get banned for a diagram of a donger etc.
User avatar #173137 to #173088 - thirdjess (2 hours ago) [-]
Personally I would consider putting that on another account, because if enough assholes spam report you for 'nsfw' you get banned automatically.
User avatar #173094 to #173088 - iridium (11 hours ago) [-]
Education is fine I believe as long as it's not for the purpose of porn whatsoever I believe, and worst case scenario you can mosaic or blur part of it.
User avatar #173080 - lulzformalaysiaair (17 hours ago) [-]
Getting wisdom teeth removed tomorrow. So how many painkillers can I safely take and get high from? First time fyi.
#173109 to #173080 - dehumanizer (5 hours ago) [-]
>wisdom teeth

Untermensch Detected
User avatar #173102 to #173080 - iridium (8 hours ago) [-]
Don't fuck with prescription painkillers dude. There are far easier drugs to work with if you absolutely feel the need to get high. Take the recommended dose. There's a reason you need a permit to sell them and it isn't about getting high off of them. They have some powerful withdrawal symptoms and can fuck you up big time.
User avatar #173089 to #173080 - durkadurka ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
The painkillers I got just made me feel dizzy. Not worth it man.
User avatar #173082 to #173080 - teoberry (17 hours ago) [-]
They'll give you a prescription. They probably won't get you high considering they'll prolly just give you tramadol or ketorac
User avatar #173081 to #173080 - tarfyki ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
The exact number they tell you to take
#173077 - corps (17 hours ago) [-]
Just seen this a minute ago and I'm at a loss of words.

Thoughts on this anybody? More specifically women, perhaps?


Deleted my previous comment because the text color made it impossible to read. I always forget about that.
User avatar #173138 to #173077 - thirdjess (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm a woman and kinda an outlier I think. One of those annoying shits that'll say one thing and want another, in this regard.

I feel weird about people doing favours for me, though it flatters me. So if someone opens my car doors for me, pulls out my chair for me, buys me a drink or something I'll tell them not to but I actually want them to keep doing it.

I don't want them to do those things because they think they have to, but if they insist it means they actually want to.. or at least that's my logic.
User avatar #173095 to #173077 - iridium (11 hours ago) [-]
It's not going to stop me from it, though I will slam the door on any bitch who says this to me.
User avatar #173099 to #173095 - corps (10 hours ago) [-]
I checked this bitch's profile out after I posted this screenshot. She seems to be one of those retarded cis-hating demisexual genderfluid trans-hippokins that are "triggered" by every other thing you say.

So I guess it's not as bad as I thought I was, since she's obviously just a dumbass.

But come on, I swear there's some kind of sub-species of human that are born without brains and we just haven't discovered it yet. Even though we all know of their stupidity.
#173100 to #173099 - iridium (10 hours ago) [-]
It's not being born without a brain. There was a guy who was missing 75% of his brain and he STILL had an IQ of about 75 (retardation starts at 70).

These people have brains. They aren't fucking using them.
User avatar #173087 to #173077 - pixmantle (16 hours ago) [-]
If opening doors were considered an extra courtesy, it would be dickish to open a door for a women, then slam it in the face of a man. Extra courtesy towards women is sexist if it's just general polite things to do. Also, how could she tell if someone who held the door wouldn't do so for anyone else?
User avatar #173091 to #173087 - corps (15 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, the last part of your comment is exactly what I'm wondering here.

Showing appreciation for someone random, or your wife/girlfriend is sexist? I don't fucking understand it. It's impossible to know if someone would do it for just women or for everybody. I want to continue on with this argument but there are just so many holes in it, it's just such a fucking retarded thing to say. I mean what the fuck?

Maybe from now on I'll just hold the door open for everybody, no matter what gender, race or religion they are, and then slam the fucking door in their face and tell them fuck you because apparently when you're nice to someone it's sexist now.
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User avatar #173072 - sry ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
whats that thing people use to draw on a computer, you know the kind where people make designs for shirts on a computer?
User avatar #173086 to #173072 - ScottP (16 hours ago) [-]
Graphic tablets?
User avatar #173066 - jaytothadee ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
would people be fine with me posting a serious comic series?
User avatar #173071 to #173066 - enjoigiggity ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Go for it and see what the feedback is like and judge for yourself from there. We appreciate any effort made for OC
User avatar #173070 to #173066 - pixmantle (20 hours ago) [-]
On this board? Or as content? Explain what you mean.
User avatar #173074 to #173070 - jaytothadee ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
content
User avatar #173078 to #173074 - pixmantle (17 hours ago) [-]
Is it something you've made/are making, or is it something you've found?
User avatar #173079 to #173078 - jaytothadee ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
making
User avatar #173083 to #173079 - pixmantle (17 hours ago) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxX5cs0pX-E Go through this series. If you do not wish to go through this short, informative series, tell me so I can relay to you what I gathered from it.

We will be fine if you make a serious comic, but only if you make it well. I suggest you put together a group of some people for peer reviews of your plot, characters, and other stuff before you start making it, and for during the creation process.
User avatar #173084 to #173083 - jaytothadee ONLINE (16 hours ago) [-]
ok sounds good man
User avatar #173085 to #173084 - pixmantle (16 hours ago) [-]
Cool, don't make something that sucks. Good luck.
User avatar #173069 to #173066 - lacypushupbra (20 hours ago) [-]
As long as it's not any borderline edgy emotional crap you should be fine.
#173065 - yentabear (20 hours ago) [-]
Britfag here, I'm currently studying my A Levels in a mainly science-dominated selection and I'm beginning to regret this decision after the first year. Is there a chance that I can pursue other subjects in my career, for instance media or IT? I don't want to be stuck with my A Level choices which is a terrifying thought. I've looked into medicine which is why I went for these subjects, but considering the amount of work that I'd need to put in and how much I currently put in to my work diminishes my chances at any medicine-related career. I'm not suggesting media or IT would be any easier, but less stressful and possibly more manageable in my position.
User avatar #173131 to #173065 - serhiy (2 hours ago) [-]
it gets better as you come to the end of the year, but due to the changes the system that are coming in place next year, your going to have to redo everything for another 2 years if you want to change subjects.
User avatar #173053 - rereviven (21 hours ago) [-]
Alrighty, should i get fire emblem or smash 4? I'd rather play smash 4 by a little bit, but im really worried ill break my 3ds
User avatar #173058 to #173053 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Which Fire Emblem? Because unless you're waiting on the new one, I'd say go for Smash.
I have both, and while FE:A is great and has lots of replay value, 9 times out of 10, I'll go for Smash Bros when I'm bored.
User avatar #173059 to #173058 - rereviven (21 hours ago) [-]
Awakening. Im just worried ill break my 3ds playing Smash
User avatar #173062 to #173059 - lacypushupbra (21 hours ago) [-]
As long as you don't go full autism and pretend you're fighting the 3DS you should be fine.
User avatar #173060 to #173059 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Nope. Really the only thing you have to worry about is having a good wifi connection if you want to play online.
User avatar #173061 to #173060 - rereviven (21 hours ago) [-]
Alright. Definently leaning towards smash now i guess
User avatar #173057 to #173053 - focalanemo (21 hours ago) [-]
smash
#173052 - arcknight (21 hours ago) [-]
For almost all my life, I think I knew I wanted to get into something in media production. I actually started making my own little videos early on at the age of 11, and ever since then I've loved video editing and generally films/tv/media-stuff as a whole. Right now I have two YouTube channels that I put my projects out on, and they've generally been received well (That being said I can't objectively say they will be good in the eyes of the schools).

I'm 17 now and I've been putting off my applications to university for about a month now, and they are due in a few days. I've applied to media production courses so it's more based on how good your portfolio is than your grades. I'm so stressed out of my mind whether or not my portfolio/personal essays are going to be decent and doing interviews with these schools who might not even accept me! I'm so fucking scared that I'm actually not good enough to get in and I've basically just been wasting energy the past 6 years. I'm just so scared that I'm actually just terrible and it won't work out.

I'm so mentally exhausted that I haven't been able to sleep lately because I know I need to get these uni apps done but it just isn't happening because I get so anxious whenever I think about this weekend, when I have to walk in there to hand in my shit. I still look at the videos in my portfolio and I think "This is crap, you won't get accepted." But I don't know what else to do. I'm just sitting at my computer looking at all these schools sending me notifications to work my shit out and I'm on the verge of freaking tears.

Sorry for the rant, just general venting about my future and scared shitless of what could happen. I really don't know what I'm asking anymore because I know I just need to pull through these next few days to get this stuff done, but I just keep constantly doubting myself even though it's too late to change my mind.
User avatar #173064 to #173052 - choobe (21 hours ago) [-]
Accept this mentality: If you can do something about it, do it. If you can't; don't worry.

You have your stuff, it's been well-recieved. Maybe you get accepted, maybe not. It doesn't matter, if you don't you just work harder and try again next year.
#173043 - anonymous (23 hours ago) [-]
This is extremly embarassing so anon.
Recently got my first girlfriend ever. We're together for a month now and tried to have sex. Undressing each other, fully erect, kissing and foreplay, fully erect, try to put on condom - instant boner loss. Work hard to get it back for a few minutes, try to put on condom - instant boner loss. It's really weird cause I had no problem getting a handjob from her too. What can I do about this?

User avatar #173067 to #173043 - jaytothadee ONLINE (20 hours ago) [-]
the condoms too tight
User avatar #173048 to #173043 - erikus (22 hours ago) [-]
You may not be the only one, google it and maybe you can learn wtf is up with that.
User avatar #173047 to #173043 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
...fuck her without a condom.
#173049 to #173047 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
Even though she's taking the pill, she insist on a condom.
User avatar #173050 to #173049 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
then I guess you're shit out of luck, buddy.
Pull out. Finish with a blowjob or handjob. Give her a heads-up, or something.
If it's that much of a problem, stand your ground.
#173051 to #173050 - anonymous (21 hours ago) [-]
This is not fixing the problem, just trying to find a way around it. I want to change that, cause I do understand why she wants to use condoms.
User avatar #173056 to #173051 - Mr Unsmiley ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Well unless you can find it in yourself not to lose an erection while putting it on, I don't have many other ideas.
Maybe have her massage it on, so you're still stimulated.
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