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User avatar #143314 - jokekill ONLINE (35 minutes ago) [-]
Why is Phanact orange?
#143315 to #143314 - anonymous (31 minutes ago) [-]
if you turn 18 and still a virgin, you turn orange.
#143284 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
Advice i need your help! its my birthday today and im all alone    
   
   
do i order pizza or not cause i cant cook at all    
   
Help
Advice i need your help! its my birthday today and im all alone


do i order pizza or not cause i cant cook at all

Help
User avatar #143312 to #143284 - jokekill ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Happy birthday you beautiful person
User avatar #143311 to #143284 - joshlol (1 hour ago) [-]
pizza is shit-tier but if you enjoy it then treat yourself to one

happy birthday

age?
User avatar #143307 to #143284 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
happy birthday buddy
User avatar #143308 to #143307 - haydentheviking (1 hour ago) [-]
Thanks bro!
#143299 to #143284 - confusedasian (2 hours ago) [-]
If you really want, pm me your phone number and I'll call you to say happy birthday. Then hang up abruptly.
User avatar #143300 to #143299 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
Where you from doe calling from a different country cost alot
#143301 to #143300 - confusedasian (2 hours ago) [-]
Florida,North America.
User avatar #143302 to #143301 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
england mateeeee so thats gonna cost so its not worth it thanks tho
#143304 to #143302 - confusedasian (2 hours ago) [-]
Time to book some flights and a hotel.



I'd use that vocaroo thing, but I don't know to use the mic on my earphones.
User avatar #143309 to #143304 - haydentheviking (1 hour ago) [-]
That sounds a lot easier
#143290 to #143284 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
nah fuck that, get 12 pizzas instead.
nah fuck that, get 12 pizzas instead.
User avatar #143292 to #143290 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
12 pizzas! I cant afford that let alone 1
#143291 to #143290 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#143297 to #143293 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
well you should definitely order. put on a movie you like, have a good time broski
User avatar #143298 to #143297 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
Will do ty anon
#143303 to #143298 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
also it's 1.30, go to sleep.
#143305 to #143303 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
I mean 1:11
User avatar #143306 to #143305 - haydentheviking (1 hour ago) [-]
nah cant sleep
#143289 to #143284 - thisismyhandle (2 hours ago) [-]
Happy Birthday bro!

Unless you're on a diet or something, you might as well get pizza if you want it.
User avatar #143296 to #143289 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
Pizza man its a garlic pizza and my god its the best thing ever

just been debating to order or not!

Thanks!
User avatar #143288 to #143284 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Order Pizza. Why not? Tell them it's your birthday. :3
Maybe they'll add something extra to the order for free.
User avatar #143295 to #143288 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
Ill try hopefully

this pizza man its a garlic pizza right its garlic bread but a pizza its so good might order 2 hmmm

And thanks!
#143276 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
alright guys i know this sounds stupid coming friom me, but fuck it even i have problems!

okay so ive been saving up to get a new phone iphone in particular my pops being the good man just surprised me whith it, i honestly dont like my parents buying me anything cause as a man now i am suppose to depend on my self for self needs.

well basically he said, "if you want pay me back by helping me work tomorrow which is today btw " and i said yeah after class i will help you! well at class unexpectedly i had to redo my exam for anatomy which idont know why i had too, but this was a last min thing cause we have labs every other day, so since i didnt have lab on Wednesday he said to take it [/spoiler so i was so nervous that my pops was going to get upset if i bailed on him[spoiler] this isnt the first time i bailed on him, due to a girl i was trying to get at, but this one was a real emergency so i rushed thru my test and i know i failed it, cause i was so in a hurry since i didnt have time to call my dad saying i was going to be late, cause an exam.

went to check my phone to see and it was blown up with messages saying "wth where are you?" so i told him id be there in 30min, which isnt true cause it took me an hour to finish. speed it home to see if i could catch him, and now he wont even answer my calls? i feel like shit man, i know i didnt pass my test due to me being in a rush, and dissapointed my pops again. i feel terrible idk what todo or say man.

i feel so stressed out cause of this class, and my pops literally i cant deal with him half the time. i dont really have many friends i could live with and i cant afford to get a job and move out. idk any advice would help yo?
#143280 to #143276 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Tell him about the exam. Personally, I'd rather have someone come to me with an excuse over no excuse. It'll open ground for having an open conversation with your father.   
Next free day you have, dedicate it to helping your father at work.   
Maybe help him for a few days, make some cash on the side.   
   
It sounds like your dad has a laborious job. If he needed you today, chances are he could still use the help tomorrow. And possibly even the day after.   
   
Don't stress about the exam; What's done is done. If you fail, you fail. No use in trying to change that, it's just not going to happen. You'll deal with the result later on.   
   
Your pops prolly busts his butt working. Having held a full-time job with an average of 50-60 hours a week, I can tell you that it's no fun. It's exhausting to no end, and anything extra just makes you feel worse. There would be days when I would come home and just break down because I was too tired to cook, far too hungry to sleep, and far too poor and tired to go and buy something.   
Regardless of your relationship with your father, try to put yourself in his shoes. It's easy to take everything for granted.   
   
Hearing about the position you're in, it may be possible that your father is simply trying to give you what he didn't have in his life.   
You've got so much going for you in your life that your dad didn't have. His ultimate goal is to make your life better than his. Helping to give you opportunities and open doors that he never had.   
At times it may suck, but sometimes you just have to stick it through in just the same way your dad does with his work.   
   
Anyhow, just sit down and talk with him. Tell him when you thought you could do it today, but then the exam happened... Tell him when you're completely free and maybe offer to help him on those days.
Tell him about the exam. Personally, I'd rather have someone come to me with an excuse over no excuse. It'll open ground for having an open conversation with your father.
Next free day you have, dedicate it to helping your father at work.
Maybe help him for a few days, make some cash on the side.

It sounds like your dad has a laborious job. If he needed you today, chances are he could still use the help tomorrow. And possibly even the day after.

Don't stress about the exam; What's done is done. If you fail, you fail. No use in trying to change that, it's just not going to happen. You'll deal with the result later on.

Your pops prolly busts his butt working. Having held a full-time job with an average of 50-60 hours a week, I can tell you that it's no fun. It's exhausting to no end, and anything extra just makes you feel worse. There would be days when I would come home and just break down because I was too tired to cook, far too hungry to sleep, and far too poor and tired to go and buy something.
Regardless of your relationship with your father, try to put yourself in his shoes. It's easy to take everything for granted.

Hearing about the position you're in, it may be possible that your father is simply trying to give you what he didn't have in his life.
You've got so much going for you in your life that your dad didn't have. His ultimate goal is to make your life better than his. Helping to give you opportunities and open doors that he never had.
At times it may suck, but sometimes you just have to stick it through in just the same way your dad does with his work.

Anyhow, just sit down and talk with him. Tell him when you thought you could do it today, but then the exam happened... Tell him when you're completely free and maybe offer to help him on those days.
#143283 to #143280 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
its just he' s nasty sick i promised him ui was going to help him sinv\ce he is frail in a way, i just feel terrible inside cause i dont normally bail on anyone. especially my pops. id tell him what happened but he's so damn stubborn man, you have no clue, he's one of the reason im stressed the fuck out!

its not cause i failed, what pisses me off what the fact that i got another chance todo the test again, and i blew it cause i was so pressured by flaking on my old man. i dont like disappointing him, cause like you said he does work his butt off to support me, and i always help him work whenever i dont have school. but its just that he's really sick like i told him to wait for me, cause he didnt look well.

it buggs me that his so damn inpatient, he has his own business, and hardly works due to many clients leaving him. but i just dont think its fair to let his stress out on me? i hate that about him, cause he's so bi-polar. i would never in my life do that to my son/daughter its just its tough rn man, this class has me awake 24/7 and i do feel stressed out as well. i g to my gym whenever i get the chance.

but i appreciate the advice man, thanks bro
#143274 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
So i was told to stop fapping and looking at naughty images for a while, but how?
Like i cant stop more than a few days or a week at most. I was starting to get desensitized to straight porn and started get more interested in gay furry stuff. But i dont feel any attraction to any males themselves just the act, i was told its just because i look at too much straight images.
#143277 to #143274 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
man you'll eventually get over it.

best thing you can do is dont go on your computer for 30days. best way to get rid of an addiction. and find yourself a gf or something man. if not a gf a friend to keep your mind off of that stuff
#143279 to #143277 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
I've been wanting a GF for years, but i dont have a hope in hell of getting one, i've been using dating sites for months to no avail, and in real life there isnt anyone my age at my work and i have no friends to socialize and meet more people with.
User avatar #143281 to #143279 - saltybanana (3 hours ago) [-]
make friends with your co-workers man, go clubbimng even by your self. fuck it man try something.

soooo many ways to meet women you have no idea.
#143275 to #143274 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
That sounds a lil bisexual.
#143269 - spoopyskeleton (3 hours ago) [-]
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THE GREAT LORD AND SAVIOR WILL HELP YOU WIT ANY ADVICE    
   
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User avatar #143313 to #143269 - moarpotatos (57 minutes ago) [-]
How do I remove the cucumber that's lodged into my anus?
User avatar #143278 to #143269 - haydentheviking (3 hours ago) [-]
how does one acquire a cheese on toast
#143287 to #143278 - spoopyskeleton (2 hours ago) [-]
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#143294 to #143287 - haydentheviking (2 hours ago) [-]
TELL ME I JUST....im really hungry and all i have is bread and cheese....
TELL ME I JUST....im really hungry and all i have is bread and cheese....
#143273 to #143269 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Oh spooky skeleton, how do I get a qt 3.14 gf?
#143286 to #143273 - spoopyskeleton (2 hours ago) [-]
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You must first devote your soul and mind to the great lord and savior SPOOKY SKELETAL   
   
then, you shall recive all the pie girls in the world
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then, you shall recive all the pie girls in the world
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#143260 - anonymous (5 hours ago) [-]
Okay, so im 17 and im dating another 17 year old. I saw a picture of someone yesterday, i didn't give it much thought but im like shes kind of pretty. turns out shes two years younger and missing and i feel really creepy.
#143270 to #143260 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Okay, so im 20 and im dating no one. I herd of someone today so i didnt give it much tought but im like, she might be kind of pretty. Turns out she's five years younger and missing and i dont really care because I dont know shit about her and its a big world and bad stuff happens all the time and if I let it affect me, it will be no good.
#143262 to #143260 - minutes (5 hours ago) [-]
There is no reason to feel creepy? I mean it's okay for a 17 year old to think of a 15 year old as attractive. Hell sometimes 14 year olds look like 18 year olds. And I really don't get the missing part. What does it matter if she is missing? I mean that's bad and all but does that status instantly render her as unattractive or what?
User avatar #143261 to #143260 - thatnigger (5 hours ago) [-]
This the blue haired girl? Honestly, it's not creepy if you would stay away knowing her age, it does happen.
#143256 - kinaran (6 hours ago) [-]
Hey guys, I need your help didn't know where else to post this. I recently had a bad accident and lost the use of my left hand for about a year. I was driving a UTV and flipped it to avoid hurting my passenger (my good friend) in turn I lost 2 pints of blood and broke my hand in 7 places I now have over 100 stitches, 7 pins, 4 screws and some K-Wire in my hand, I am a big gamer and cant play the games I love and I am unable to work so I have a lot of free time. I was wondering if ya'll could suggest some games I could play with one hand on the PC that arent to expensive I would love some suggestions. Thanks for reading.
#143271 to #143256 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Civilization 5 with all expansions and DLCs, very fun fun fun and addictive, turn based game so you'll do fine with just one hand.
User avatar #143258 to #143256 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
Banished
Audio Surf 1 & 2
Edge
Osmos
Fieldrunners 1 & 2
Little Inferno
Limbo
Papers, Please (Some actions are done quicker with two hands, but the entire game is possible with just the mouse.)
Kami
User avatar #143265 to #143258 - kinaran (5 hours ago) [-]
Im currently downloading banished it looks like fun thanks for the help
User avatar #143267 to #143265 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
Banished is a great game; The only exception to using just the mouse, would be rotating buildings.
You have to press R to rotate buildings. Although since you can stop time, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

Also, anytime!
#143272 to #143267 - dehumanizer (3 hours ago) [-]
Banished? The man lost his hand now you want to give him a heart attack?

>tfw watching one of my houses on fire
>tfw the whole village burned down
#143282 to #143272 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I've yet to have any of my villages catch fire.
User avatar #143259 to #143258 - kinaran (5 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#143257 to #143256 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
Rome: total war.
DEFCON

mostly mouse based, they're only $7
#143251 - derpyhoovezz (7 hours ago) [-]
funnyjunk.com/advice/143049#143049

So actually my GF is still worried about being pregnant since it is too early for her to start haveing Premenstrual cramps

Lucky me i get to play the waiting game and see if she truly is pregnant
User avatar #143285 to #143251 - Timmietim (2 hours ago) [-]
Falcon punch in the stomach
User avatar #143252 to #143251 - yunouppercase (6 hours ago) [-]
so you got to wait, because she's not sure whether she is already pregnant?

she couldn't get any MORE pregnant you know?
#143243 - jessieqwertyu (7 hours ago) [-]
Anyone have any experience using Gofundme for veterinarian bills? Long story short, my pigs nuts are messed up.
#143228 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
What am i supposed to do if my 1000 gbs of back up data is destroyed? Am i supposed to keep back up of back up?
#143233 to #143228 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Back-up of a back-up is correct.
Get yourself a nice 3tb External Western Digital HDD.

Although it's best to get a 64gb flash drive and consolidate any important files on there.
Honestly, if my combined 6.5tb of memory were to fail on me now, I could care less about the data lost.
I have it all on OneDrive, Google Drive, Dropbox, Adobe Creative Cloud, etc.

Pic related, all mah storage.
#143235 to #143233 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
i have two external 1 TB Western Digital HDDs. I keep my back up in one of them and have the other one in case the first one gets full. My back up is 700 gb right now. And if i fill both of them then it'll destroy the purpose of buying a second one. What do?
User avatar #143238 to #143235 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Figure out what is really important.
Again, personally if I lost all of my data on my HDDs, I could care less. Consolidate files, figure out what you truly need, and just keep a backup of that on a cloud service. Then use your extra external HDDs for whatever you want.
#143240 to #143238 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
Dude how do you expect me to upload 400 gbs of important data on cloud? Rather than doing that i would just download it all again. But i didn't gather 400 gbs in 1 day, oh no sir. Little by little, it has gotten so big that it will be a problem to lose it. I've lost my data once before but then it was my fault for keeping back up on a goddamn psp, i really care about my data.
#143244 to #143240 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Then get yourself another external HDD for a backup of your backup.

If you can't consolidate into a smaller amount, then get a larger HDD for backups.
#143245 to #143244 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
ahh yes money solves everything. If only i had any.
User avatar #143234 to #143233 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
* I have all important files on cloud services, my flash drive, and my classic iPod
#143237 to #143234 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
I used to keep my shit on a 2gb mp3 player.
#143225 - newmanthemailman (8 hours ago) [-]
HOW DO I GET ELAINE TO LOVE ME
#143229 to #143225 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
You need money.   
Lots of money.   
   
There's a new opening as a programmer for this great, massive, multi-million dollar park opening up.   
You seem like the programmer type... No offense, of course.   
Land a job there and you'll be getting 5 digit paychecks.   
   
Anyhow, it's well worth applying there.   
The park is called Jurassic Park. Look it up.   
Also, you didn't say the magic word, you fat fuck.
You need money.
Lots of money.

There's a new opening as a programmer for this great, massive, multi-million dollar park opening up.
You seem like the programmer type... No offense, of course.
Land a job there and you'll be getting 5 digit paychecks.

Anyhow, it's well worth applying there.
The park is called Jurassic Park. Look it up.
Also, you didn't say the magic word, you fat fuck.
User avatar #143218 - mondamini (8 hours ago) [-]
Have been using google chrome for a while, but I've had this problem for a few months where whenever I go onto twitter, newspaper websites or just random pages it crashes and becomes unresponsive for around 30 seconds. It's getting really annoying and I don't know whats causing it. I've even disabled all my add-ons when going on the sites but still freezes.

And it only ever happens once after starting the computer up. After the first time I can go to the website without it freezing.
User avatar #143310 to #143218 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
download google ultron
#143220 to #143218 - hsm (8 hours ago) [-]
Delete it, reinstall it. Also delete all files in %temp% folder. If that doesn't work then i dunno man.
User avatar #143217 - thumbsdenied (8 hours ago) [-]
i have no idea how tumblr works and i just want to find whats popular on the site, or somekind of front page. does tumblr even have a front page thats just a mix of all tags that i can F5, so i dont have to search specifically for something?

wanna have some lulz on the 4chan vs tumblr war thats going on
#143246 to #143217 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
yeah its called best site on the internet
#143247 to #143246 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
its called Funny Junk

stupid word censor, my big black penetrative daddy is a gentleman of color
#143248 to #143247 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
he is a doublegentleman of color
#143249 to #143248 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
bloody hell he's a nigg-er
User avatar #143222 to #143217 - nigalthornberry (8 hours ago) [-]
You'd be better just sitting here and watching it

I think it's like channels here except you only see what you're subscribed to
User avatar #143224 to #143222 - thumbsdenied (8 hours ago) [-]
ah.
the site was getting on my nerves anyway (50€ for a theme for your account, what the balls tumblr).
#143213 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
Need some help getting a better body by October and since Fit is dead i'll ask here
User avatar #143215 to #143213 - marinepenguin (9 hours ago) [-]
Fit isn't really dead, I'll answer anytime someone posts. What exactly are you goals?
#143230 to #143215 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
Why did my big black penetrative daddy remove fit from the boards menu? Is it because he stopped lifting and doesn't want to be reminded of his past?
User avatar #143231 to #143230 - marinepenguin (7 hours ago) [-]
It isn't in the side bar thing when you go to image boards, but it still exists at the top of the page when you select a board.
#143232 to #143231 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
Fit is dead though. Emptiest board on this site.
User avatar #143236 to #143232 - marinepenguin (7 hours ago) [-]
Not really, I talk with people on there quite a bit. There are worse boards. Sometimes you can go a week without a post, but there are times when people will be all over the board.
#143239 to #143236 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
Okay, can you give me a little advice? You see i started lifting 7 months ago and after all this time i've realized that my pride has turned me into a asshole douchebag. How do i avoid being a dick? I'm genuinely a nice person but i've felt the change in my nature since my bicep has gotten bigger than my face.
User avatar #143241 to #143239 - marinepenguin (7 hours ago) [-]
I felt the same way after awhile. After seeing all your time and hard work produce results, you get really confident in yourself, and it is super hard to not let that pride turn into ego and cockiness. For me, I just got used to the feeling almost. I reminded myself that I may be proud of where I am, but there are guys way bigger and stronger then me, and I need to work out and try to reach their level. Focus on moving to the next level, and try to realize that you really aren't as big and strong as you think you are, because your ego tends to inflate your own abilities in your head and make you believe you are much further along then you really are. As long as you recognize that you are becoming something you aren't, then you can reverse it and fix it.
#143242 to #143241 - hsm (7 hours ago) [-]
Hmmm thanks, i appreciate
#143216 to #143215 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Just to get a better body by then since something big is happening then.
6 ft 2in and 165lbs right now so anything would be better
User avatar #143219 to #143216 - marinepenguin (8 hours ago) [-]
Well, it'll be hard to see a huge difference in just 3 months, but you could gain a bit of muscle by then. Do you have any kind of experience working out or are you a novice?
#143221 to #143219 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
Not with weights but i have to unload heavy stuff by myself
User avatar #143223 to #143221 - marinepenguin (8 hours ago) [-]
Well first, to start off with, if your goal is to get bigger and stronger you need to get into a gym so you can train with barbells. Squats, deadlifts, bench press, overhead press, power clean, shit like that. 3 or 4 days a week is all you need in your current stage. I could lead through an actual program for beginners called "Starting Strength" if you want.

But beyond just the workouts, you'll need to eat better, and more. At your height (I'm 6'3 so I'm in the same predicament), it will be tougher to gain mass without eating a ton of food. 3500-4000 calories a day of decent foods, lots of protein. No soda, no candy, no chocolate, no shit. Cut back on all sugars.
#143214 to #143213 - confusedasian (9 hours ago) [-]
It's more busy here, but fit is still active. No pun intended.

If you wait a bit I'm sure marinepenguin will help you out. He helped me and someone else I forgot who.
User avatar #143208 - jokekill ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
I bought some shoes off a drug dealer, i don't know how he laced them but i've been tripping all day
#143250 to #143208 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
was this supposed to be some kind of joke?
User avatar #143210 to #143208 - nigalthornberry (9 hours ago) [-]
Probably a single knot
#143199 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
There was this girl i really liked. She liked me too but when i found out, i started acting really weird. I started acting clingy and annoying and so she deleted me off facebook, skype and we stopped talking even irl too even though i tried to talk and re-add her multiple times.

fast forward 2-3 months with no contact. I decided to add her on skype one more time. To my surprise she accepted.

So i guess my question is, does she just want to be friends or am i being given another chance to go out with her? either way, how do i get back the closeness we once had without being clingy or annoying?
User avatar #143204 to #143199 - fuckya (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't get clingy. That's the best I can advise you. If she accepted it, then she probably still likes you, but she didn't want to deal with your clingy shit.
If you have her phone #, just text her. Wait for her to respond and talk. DONT send her 2 messages back to back unless it's to correct yourself. Don't ask her why it's taking so long to answer. Imagine it as an actual conversation.
#143198 - carevq (14 hours ago) [-]
does anyone know where can i find free online courses on security of nformation (you know, anything that sounds like hacking)? i really like programming and i am interested in this branch
User avatar #143212 to #143198 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
www.hackthissite.org/pages/index/index.php

Honestly, this is the best I've got.
Learning through trial and error. Start off with the JavaScript courses and move on from there.
#143268 to #143212 - carevq (4 hours ago) [-]
thanks
User avatar #143193 - watermelloon (16 hours ago) [-]
Is it stupid to go back out with a guy who cheated on u.

(He cheated on me the second week into the relationship. only once. we were going out for 4 months after that and says that he will do anything for me to go back out with him and shit like that. im not sure about the whole situation)
User avatar #143194 to #143193 - thatnigger (16 hours ago) [-]
You probably shouldn't, because when they say they'll do anything, they assume they should be forgive right away. Say they take you out and you have so much fun, they think they should be forgiven and the whole thing should be forgotten, but that's not how it works. You'll probably never forget what he did, you may forgive him one day but those hurt feelings will always still be there and it'll just damage the relationship, ya know?
After doing that, the guy's on the hook and probably going to be on the hook for the longest time. The relationship doesn't just reset back to zero after something like that, it only makes it so that another mistake hurts more and it's just a really bad situation.
If the guy understands that he'll probably never be forgiven and he'll have to put in so much effort to earn your trust and he's willing to change, then maybe give him a chance but I don't see that happening...
User avatar #143195 to #143194 - watermelloon (15 hours ago) [-]
What if I explain to him in detail that I will possibly never ever forgive him for what he has done. And that even if we have a good day together and shit, it doesn't mean I've forgiven him in the slightest. And that he's going to have to put so much effort into being my boyfriend again and getting me to trust him again, and even then we might not date again.
If he is still on board after that, what do you think then? :\
User avatar #143197 to #143195 - thatnigger (15 hours ago) [-]
Tell him he'll need to tell you where he is most of the time as you don't trust him, tell him he needs to communicate and commit to the relationship. If he's still on board, you wait for him to do said things and if he doesn't live up to the expectations, just leave him. He should know that even asking for forgiveness is too much to ask for, let alone you get back together with him, so he shouldn't be surprised if you don't want to take him back if he doesn't seem to have changed. If he's doing all the things though, and keeps himself away from other women and communicates, I guess it just comes down to you. I don't expect you to forgive him but if he actually does change and treats you like a Queen, then I guess you might have a good relationship on your hands.
Honestly though, I don't really know about it. Make him see that going out with you again is an extreme up hill battle and he can't make mistakes, like at all. If he's still on board you'll just have to see, ya know?
#143196 to #143195 - slightest (15 hours ago) [-]
If he's cheated on you once he'll do it again. And even if he doesn't, he'll still be looking at other girls, and his heart won't be all the way with you. He should be working his fucking hardest just to stay your friend because you don't deserve someone unfaithful in your life.
#143264 to #143196 - silverlance (5 hours ago) [-]
This guy gets it
User avatar #143182 - gunz (16 hours ago) [-]
Sadfag here, anyway to get a girl that has a guy? Just wondering.
User avatar #143186 to #143182 - fistfireace (16 hours ago) [-]
Unless that girl and her boyfriend are near breaking up (or if she's a cheater), then no. Even if they do indeed break up, you would still need to give her space.
User avatar #143188 to #143186 - gunz (16 hours ago) [-]
I see, well ive got a situation where this girl is with a guy who lives 1000km apart and hes a rich guy that just wants to fuck her, they dont speak oftenly and 100% sure they arent going to last long because its a long distant relationship. anymore advice?
User avatar #143189 to #143188 - fistfireace (16 hours ago) [-]
Well, even if you tried to tell her that stuff, she might get upset for whatever reason, and that will ruin your chances of getting her. Then it won't help if you're just assuming things because not all long distant relationships end in a disaster or last a short time.

You'll probably be better off waiting then risking the chances of you getting her (personally, that's what I would do, but if you want to tell her what think, no one is stopping you).
User avatar #143190 to #143189 - gunz (16 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man, its really hard to let go of someone that you really care about
User avatar #143191 to #143190 - fistfireace (16 hours ago) [-]
No problem, and I know how that feels.
User avatar #143192 to #143191 - gunz (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it truely sucks
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