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#218030 - paparaiderfanjr
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Socially awkward piece of shit i need help on how to talk to women because I don't know how but I do know how to talk to guys idk just girls in general are difficult for me to talk to cause unlike guys I actually care what I say and come off as any help would be appreciated thanks
sorry for any spelling/grammar errors
#218022 - atsshole ONLINE
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(5 hours ago) [-]
Hey Fj,
I just found out my girlfriend of almost two years sent 3 or 4 nudes to another guy on separate occasions about a month ago. She was never going to tell me this happened.
Someone please give me any reason to forgive her.
#218028 to #218022 - paparaiderfanjr
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Leave her before it gets worse I want in the same situation but she did lose my trust and trust me there is no way things will be the same just save yourself and leave
#218032 to #218028 - atsshole ONLINE
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(4 minutes ago) [-]
Yeah, I doubt i could ever trust her again.
#218029 to #218028 - paparaiderfanjr
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Wasnt*
#218026 to #218022 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>forgive her
dont
#218024 to #218022 - sugoi ONLINE
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(4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah I don't think there are any, sorry bro.
#218031 to #218024 - atsshole ONLINE
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(6 minutes ago) [-]
You really don't think theres anyway?
I hate myself but i still love her and want to just go back to the way things were
I know that's stupid.
#218033 to #218031 - sugoi ONLINE
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(3 minutes ago) [-]
You can't trust someone after something like that. It's better to cut her out now since the alternative is just forever doubting your relationship and then breaking up anyway,
#218021 - harbingerwolf ONLINE
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(6 hours ago) [-]
**harbingerwolf used "*roll picture*"****harbingerwolf rolled image**   
   
Is it normal whilst you're a kid (well im still living with my parents at 23) to never be allowed a single item of yours outside your own bedroom?   
I need to rearrange my room, and i can put my tiny turtle tank downstairs i'd get shit loads of extra room, but its ABSOLUTELY FORBODDEN. Regardless of size or what it is, im not allowed to keep anything downstairs, havent been able to all my life. Is that normal?   
Just feels like other than my bedroom upstairs there's no evidence i even live here.
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Is it normal whilst you're a kid (well im still living with my parents at 23) to never be allowed a single item of yours outside your own bedroom?
I need to rearrange my room, and i can put my tiny turtle tank downstairs i'd get shit loads of extra room, but its ABSOLUTELY FORBODDEN. Regardless of size or what it is, im not allowed to keep anything downstairs, havent been able to all my life. Is that normal?
Just feels like other than my bedroom upstairs there's no evidence i even live here.
#218025 to #218021 - sugoi ONLINE
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(4 hours ago) [-]
no that's weird af
#218019 - ThatFatMummy
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(9 hours ago) [-]
Advice:
Magic The Gathering / Yugioh card images often make good profile pictures.
#218020 to #218019 - sugoi ONLINE
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(9 hours ago) [-]
Maybe if you're a massive nerd.
#218011 - nigalthornberry
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(14 hours ago) [-]
What's a good way to ask a girl to a haunted house?
#218015 to #218011 - kober
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(13 hours ago) [-]
The answer will be yes or no regardless of how you ask; keep it simple.
#218012 to #218011 - anon
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(14 hours ago) [-]
"hey, do you want to go to a haunted house?"
#218013 to #218012 - nigalthornberry
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(14 hours ago) [-]
Basically the plan before. Anything different if she is pretty far out of my league?
#218014 to #218013 - anon
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(14 hours ago) [-]
no, not really.

assuming you have an acquaintanceship or friendship already established.
#217998 - hellboundstrength
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(21 hours ago) [-]
here's some advice. care about how you look. actually put effort into making yourself good looking, wear nice clothes wear a nice expensive watch LOOK ADULT, also on the flip side be cocky and narsissitic. im serious it helps cause it shows your confident in yourself just dont overdo it use it lightheartedly like a joke. workout get fit, you'll be complimented more and you'll feel better for it( this takes YEARS so no rush. go have fun too, spend that money and have fun experiences, that's worth more than $10,000 cause youll never have your life back, always remember the clock of life is counting down for you, how do you want to spend that time? having fun? or not, because you're a depressing shy little bitch?
#218010 to #217998 - comandante
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(18 hours ago) [-]
I used to not care about how i looked in highschool. meaing my Converse had turned to flip flops from the back, id wear an oversized sweater, huge jeans, and had my hair long. Funny enough i have no idea how girls still liked me. it was mostly likely cuz i was thinner. 2 years of college, i got fat, i dressed nicer sure, but i was fat as fuck. 180 lbs. now at universtiy, been doing sl 5x5 since august first, been keep my calories below 2500, ideally 2000, walking to class with 50 lbs on my back is enough cardio. Weight and hygiene are most important, you can buy 4 Hanes t-shirts at walmart for 10 bucks, pick the right color with dark red, dark blue, dark green, black maybe. and you will look great, st johns bay polos are on sale at JCpenny alot, 1 for 10 bucks, get 5 and you have a full wardrobe that looks good. i used to not think looks matter, just be clean is all. nothing, and i mean nothing is less attractive then low personal hygiene.
#218009 to #217998 - shenro
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(19 hours ago) [-]
no thanks, i'd rather just sit at home all day long
#217999 to #217998 - drastronomy
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(20 hours ago) [-]
Well Said, but confidence is still a meme when it comes to women. If you're ugly, you're fucked. I have been described as "the most confident person (they) know", but I'm still a kv at 19.
#218001 to #217999 - burpy
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(20 hours ago) [-]
If you're handsome but still awkward as fuck, you won't get a girlfriend
#218027 to #218001 - ieatbengay
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(1 hour ago) [-]
there a nearly 4 billion women in the world, there's someone for everyone, there are girls just as autistic as us

don't put all of them on a pedestal
#218006 to #218001 - drastronomy
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(19 hours ago) [-]
Yes you will
My friend is living proof of that
He is goofy as fuck and does not care what people think about what he says (one of the reasons I hang out with him), so he ends up weirding out most other people he meets. Still drowns in pussy since he is basically 10/10 chad
#218008 to #218006 - burpy
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(19 hours ago) [-]
Being goofy doesn't necessarily mean being awkward, just weird. Not caring what others think about one is a sign of confidence, or at least it makes others think he's confident, which is all that matters.

Also, Chad is an attitude, not just looks. If he's weird and un-normie, he isn't a Chad.
#217976 - vozel ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
is it possible to block IPs? i've seen a guy block someone's IP for his safe space, i need that for those pesky anons red thumbing you for every comment you make
#217996 to #217976 - vozel ONLINE
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(23 hours ago) [-]
lovely anon going through with his red thumbs
#217970 - deutschblut
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(09/24/2016) [-]
Why is my FJ notifications linking to malware sites?

I click on a reply to my comment, open in new tab, and it's that fake Microsoft scam with audio:

"Your computer is infected with a virus that is ruining the Microsoft servers and will not be tolerated! You have 20 seconds to call a scammer in India and give him your credit card information or we will be forced to shutdown your computer permanently! "

I ran a full scan.

Nothing.

And it ONLY happens on FJ...

Anyone else?
#218016 to #217970 - kober
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(13 hours ago) [-]
That's called adware. Download Malwarebytes and scan with it.
#217989 to #217970 - SOUL CRUSHER ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Yeah dude. Never happened to me. Like said you pr9ably have male are already n stuff. In the future only go to trusted porn sites
#217992 to #217989 - deutschblut
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Do not look at porn.

And apart from FJ, the only other thing I do on the net is pay my bills and read digital encyclopedias and academic sites...

I did file a claim with the BBB and the FTC against my ISP for over-charging me...

And I WON!

You think they are mad and gave me something?

But it is ONLY on FJ, which is odd...
#217972 to #217970 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
I think you already have malware then.
Scan yo computer buddeh.
#217981 to #217972 - deutschblut
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(09/25/2016) [-]
As I said, I already did.

And it only happens on FJ...
#217984 to #217981 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Do you have an adblocker?
#217987 to #217984 - deutschblut
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Always have jewblock enabled!

Why?
#217993 to #217987 - shenro
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(23 hours ago) [-]
also check if nothing new got installed without your permission, i had some virus program installed which caused me to get pop ups all the damn time.
#217995 to #217993 - deutschblut
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(23 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I have to check my list of programs...

Good pointer.
#217988 to #217987 - sugoi ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Because I thought it might just be a shitty ad...
Like, even if you say it's only on funnyjunk, if you have adblock on then all I can think of is that you have a virus or something, maybe you should run a scan on system startup.

I don't get any ads on FJ and i got adblocker, even without them though I don't think fj has those clickbaity malware sites for ads.
#217997 to #217988 - deutschblut
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(23 hours ago) [-]
OK, this is definitely a problem with FJ!

Now when I click on content, it links me to Kim Jong Un articles!

Merely coincidence?

Why are you doing this to me, Admin ?

www.ibtimes.co.uk/kim-jong-un-steps-surveillance-along-china-border-stop-defections-report-1577784?utm_source=adsup&utm_medium=4905&utm_campaign=adsup
#218004 to #217997 - alstorp
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(19 hours ago) [-]
This is 100% certainly a virus, I suggest reformatting your computer since it won't pop up on your virus scan. Or get a better anti-virus.
#217994 to #217988 - deutschblut
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(23 hours ago) [-]
AHHH!!!!

Getting them again!

Just ruined a post!!!

So annoying!

Admin are you reading this?

I do not go to porn sites, and I only have this popping up on FJ...
#217966 - rockmanfan
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(09/24/2016) [-]
does love even exist these days? is there any hope for a stable relationship and a marriage that doesn't end in divorce?
#217990 to #217966 - SOUL CRUSHER ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Yes
#217983 to #217966 - dehumanizer ONLINE
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(09/25/2016) [-]
Yes.

But not for me.
#217982 to #217966 - burpy
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(09/25/2016) [-]
yes?
#217973 to #217966 - sugoi ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/25/2016) [-]
Yes
#217969 to #217966 - deutschblut
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(09/24/2016) [-]
6 years and counting.

6 kids.

1 per year.

Very happy.

Very in Love.

Hard to imagine if you do not experience it though...
#217968 to #217966 - ferrettamer
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(09/24/2016) [-]
yes
#217965 - ferrettamer
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(09/24/2016) [-]
can anyone help me? both spotify and foobar aren't working on my laptop, except firefox and games are working (with sound). Spotify says that "This song is unavailable. If you have this file on your computer you can import it" and foobar says "Unrecoverable playback error: The parameter is incorrect. (0x80070057)" VLC isn't working either, it just plays the video without sound
how fix?
#217967 to #217965 - ferrettamer
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(09/24/2016) [-]
nvm i fixed it