dark souls in a nutshell. .. >you died >you recovered >you died >you recovered >you died >you died funny Harry Potter GIF dark souls
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#14 - angelusprimus (12/27/2013) [-]
This also works for bondage sex.
#5 - froggerhasxbox (12/27/2013) [-]
>you died   
>you recovered   
>you died   
>you recovered   
>you died   
>you died
>you died
>you recovered
>you died
>you recovered
>you died
>you died
#32 - thegrimgenius (12/27/2013) [-]
"This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind."
"This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind."
#19 - haseotakaeda (12/27/2013) [-]
New players always complain about it being too hard, or that the difficulty is artificial   
Things dont even have that much health, alright   
If you've done a decent job of keeping your gear in good shape/upgraded you'll kill most enemies in < 5 hits,   
and overrall it's just a fair game   
it's hard compared to other games but thats because other games are for pussies   
In this game, you fail to dodge an attack, you get badly hurt   
What else is supposed to happen when you get 			*******		 run through by a giant obsidian sword
New players always complain about it being too hard, or that the difficulty is artificial
Things dont even have that much health, alright
If you've done a decent job of keeping your gear in good shape/upgraded you'll kill most enemies in < 5 hits,
and overrall it's just a fair game
it's hard compared to other games but thats because other games are for pussies
In this game, you fail to dodge an attack, you get badly hurt
What else is supposed to happen when you get ******* run through by a giant obsidian sword
User avatar #24 to #19 - dafuqmang ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
It's hard in that there is no padding if you make a stupid mistake. So if you miss a parry, roll, or hit, you can **** yourself over. Other games (I'll say Skyrim on Highest Difficulty, because everyone says it's harder than DS) rely on unfairness to the system to make the game harder on higher difficulties. 99% of the times I die in Skyrim on Master is because the enemy get's one of those 1-hit kill cam things. I got a mod to turn that off and ended up not dying.

And NG+ on Dark Souls is actually pretty good, since it does give enemies a lot more health once all is said and done.
User avatar #38 to #24 - peas (12/27/2013) [-]
Enemy ai in skyrim doesn't get harder they just require more hits to be killed.
That just get boring after a while.
Content skyrim gets an A
Combat skyrim gets a c-
User avatar #56 to #38 - dafuqmang ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Like I said, it also seems that the AI get's those damned special kills more often. I had enough armor to stop a tank, and some random ass bandit kept decapitating me.
#15 - taye (12/27/2013) [-]
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#29 - ibschmitty ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
so basically its predicting his marriage to hermione
#25 - dickticklerluv (12/27/2013) [-]
Blighttown. **** that place and its 5 frames per second
#40 to #25 - youxbarstard (12/27/2013) [-]
The fps problem seemed to fix itself whenever I turned the camera.
#26 to #25 - princeofbrokensoul (12/27/2013) [-]
god i hate that place but still i got a neat weapon from it.
#34 to #25 - sonnyboii ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
tfw i can get in and out in probably 10 minutes (including quelaag)
User avatar #27 to #25 - ohhahafunny (12/27/2013) [-]
That is the place that makes or breaks a dark souls lover. Funnels out all those not worthy to get their ass handed to them later in the game.
#9 - niggershits (12/27/2013) [-]
''hmm this game isnt that hard.... that asylum demon dosnt look tough a- *you died*''
#52 - skumbaner (12/27/2013) [-]
I just bought Dark Souls on the steam holiday sale

But is the game good with a keyboard? Or should I invest in a PC controller?
User avatar #58 to #52 - halor (12/27/2013) [-]
if you haven't already, download Dsfix and hope your computer is strong enough to handle that game...mine isn't so Dark souls will spend eternity in my library
User avatar #59 to #58 - skumbaner (12/28/2013) [-]
ooohh fancy

thanks pal
User avatar #54 to #52 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
pc controller it's very hard to play with mouse and keyboard
User avatar #57 to #54 - skumbaner (12/27/2013) [-]
Thanks pal
User avatar #22 to #17 - manicekman (12/27/2013) [-]
"But why?" I felt bad
#33 to #17 - tippidie (12/27/2013) [-]
Priscilla is best Dragon-person... thing.
User avatar #3 - latinotornado (12/27/2013) [-]
I have yet to beat the story line but good god it is such a great game. My buddy (who is obsessed with it and was the one who convinced me to play it) told me "once you play this, you'll never be able to play Skyrim or any game like that again" and he was right. I tried playing Skyrim last week. Ran into a frost troll and the battle only lasted 30 seconds but it felt like 5 hours. I immediately switched Dark Souls back into my ps3 and proceeded to kill the **** outta The Spider Witch and the Iron Golem
#30 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
#23 - allforcookies (12/27/2013) [-]
bam, relationships.
User avatar #12 - huffe (12/27/2013) [-]
my favorite part is invading as a darkmoon in anor londo to move the stairs
User avatar #13 to #12 - unlithe ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
darkmoon master race
#8 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
this is so accurate, before, i got pretty annoyed with all the dark souls posts. but since ive bought the game from steam 5 days ago im addicted to ot and already 50 hours of gameplay on it.
my ultimate quest is dark souls is to touch priscilla's fluffy tail
#4 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
First playthrough ever went excellent. Played warrior. Enemies were difficult, but not impossible, very fun overall. playthrough 2, went with sorcerer...
#2 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
That shall not stop us.
#6 - tetroll (12/27/2013) [-]
"Dark souls is so hard sagsdhgdsefgsdgfs" Its not that hard of a damn game get over yourselves and also praising the sun is for faggots who just bought the game or have no experience with it at all. Inb4 red thumbs and b8 m8 8/8.
User avatar #55 to #6 - retentions (12/27/2013) [-]
mother ******* dark moon all the way
#31 to #6 - drainbramage (12/27/2013) [-]
Dark Souls is a hard game, and this is coming from someone who has played the game nonstop for about a year, you can be good at a difficult game, but that doesn't take away from it's difficulty.



And the Sunbros covenant is by far the most fun covenant in the game.
User avatar #21 to #6 - northleech ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I've completed the game about 30 times now, on one of the runs i was using the self gravelorded mod. Even after all these playthroughs I still ******* praise the sun. Deal with it.
User avatar #60 to #21 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
You're the people i'm talking about. I have more than a thousand hours played in that damn game and I still get cancer every time people like you say that.
User avatar #61 to #60 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
There is **** I don't like that others like, doesn't mean ill make a QQ post about it, ******* deal with it.
User avatar #63 to #61 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
That's what an opinion is for you moron. I think you and all the praise the sun faggots are cancer. You also think beating that game 30 times is an accomplishment.
#67 to #63 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
I don't believe I said I only beat the game 40 times. I believe I have over 40 current games. I have about 1500 hours in that game and have beat it multiple times at level 1. you are a piece of **** and are one of those faggots who think they are superior to all other gamers. shut the **** up and go have fun shrimp dick.
#68 to #67 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
40+ times and 1500 hours played and bringing up SL 1 playthroughs thinking its an accomplishment.    
   
I said 40+ maybe because you DID say 40+ times so I highly doubt you have 1500 hours if you bring up 40+ playthroughs.
40+ times and 1500 hours played and bringing up SL 1 playthroughs thinking its an accomplishment.

I said 40+ maybe because you DID say 40+ times so I highly doubt you have 1500 hours if you bring up 40+ playthroughs.
User avatar #70 to #68 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Current games. 40+ current games. lrn2read. I have beaten the games way more times than that, including newgame +7's and it's very uncommon to go past 100-120 because there's no reason to. I bet you're a giant daddy you pleb.
User avatar #72 to #70 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
40 current games? you can only have 10 unless you have 3 other flash drives or hard drives you keep the files on which is unlikely.
User avatar #74 to #72 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
2 flash drives, a hard drive and cloud.
User avatar #71 to #70 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
Lrn2read? I'm pretty sure you should stop considering that was to the previous comment, lrn2read.

You have no concept of the game since you think you can beat +7 runs with being level 120 without only putting stats into vitality without it taking forever. I bet you get all of your Dks info from onlyafro or oroboro you cancerous casual.
User avatar #75 to #71 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
I don't even know who oroboro is. and who goes past 35 vitality?
User avatar #78 to #75 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
Oroboro's some guy who ***** around in dark souls and does **** that makes people mad like modding.

If you have 35 vitality you probably love getting one shot in ng+s

This conversation is getting stale im outty.
User avatar #64 to #63 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
1. An opinion is one thing, expressing your opinion here is very common, a hateful opinion and the way you said it is what earned you the red thumbs. If you don't get the difference between a hateful opinion and an opinion, go drink bleach.
 
2. Saying I beat the game more than 30 times was a way to counter the "is for faggots who just bought the game or have no experience" arguements. Did you forget that part? Did you even read your own post?
User avatar #65 to #64 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
Are you an idiot? A hateful opinion and an opinion are the same damn thing, to hate someones opinion means that YOU don't like their opinion which is an opinion.

To me and all the people I play dark souls with 30+ is complete **** . This is an opinion or in your eyes a "Hateful" opinion.
User avatar #66 to #65 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
"I don't like the whole "praise the sun" thing" vs "they are all cancerous faggots". You can't see a difference? They say almost the same thing, difference one is a lot more hateful. Is it really that hard to get? Do you think people will take that 12 old XBOXlive sentence as a serious opinion?
 
I'm not even going to bother replying to your 30+ statement, you're obviously just a hater that wants to talk **** without any understanding for different learning times/wanting to spend more time on a single character. What if I PvP for 100 hours my first run? The ignorance...
User avatar #69 to #66 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
"one is more hateful" That is an opinion, can you not get that through your head. Not everyone is going to get offended by things like that, yes I said it more hateful because in my OPINION its annoying and cancerous. While in your opinion you like them and don't see it the way I do.
User avatar #73 to #69 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Don't you have any sense of what is socially acceptable and what isn't? Even if I am not offended by someone saying faggot, I sure as hell know not to say so in public, because it is offensive. Of course it's hateful to go into a christian church and call all Christians faggots, basically what you did by going into a praise the sun thread calling everyone here a faggot.

People like you frustrate me. People who go into threads (like brony threads) capsing out "YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS AND LOSERS" and then try to defend yourself with "it's just my opinion!" instead of raising an argument and saying why you don't like it. Pathetic.
User avatar #76 to #73 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
You are a giant hypocrite.

You say **** that I do isnt socially acceptable (on the internet) and you say **** like drink bleach and say you hate people like me.

Im just done man, ***** over keep going if you want but im done.

User avatar #77 to #76 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Being offensive towards a group of people is not the same thing as being offensive to an asshole I don't like, jesus christ.
User avatar #79 to #77 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
I was going to stop until I read that stupid ******* comment you just made.

This whole ******* argument was about an opinion.

You saying im an asshole is a ******* opinion. You thinking other people who aren't me is also a ******* opinion. I think you're a huge faggot and most praise the sun people are also faggots, THAT IS AN OPINION.
User avatar #80 to #79 - northleech ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Yes. It is. It's a hateful, generalizing, ignorant opinion.
#7 to #6 - gtastuntdude ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I liked the Chaos Servants.
User avatar #20 to #7 - northleech ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Everyone does.
#28 to #6 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
40+ games all above 100 and I praise the mother 			*******		 sun.
40+ games all above 100 and I praise the mother ******* sun.
User avatar #62 to #28 - tetroll (12/28/2013) [-]
40+ games isn't an accomplishment and level 100 isn't **** . Keep praising the sun you casual.
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