damn. . Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January, and the bank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on damn Cancel Your Credit Card Before You Die A lady died this past January and the bank billed her for February March their annual service charges on
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Cancel Your Credit Card Before
You Die
A lady died this past January, and the bank billed
her for February and March for their annual service
charges on her credit card, and added late fees and
interest on the monthly charge. The balance had
been . 00 when she died, but new somewhere
around . 00. A family member placed a call to
the Bank.
Here is the exchange t
Family Member: " am calling to tell you she died
back in January?
Bank : 'The account was never closed and the late
fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to
collections.’
Bank : Since it is two months past due, it already
has been.'
Family Member : So, what will they do when they
find out she is dead?'
Bank t 'Either report her account to frauds division
or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both?
Family Member t we you think God will be mad at
Bank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member : tid you just get what I was
telling you -
the part about her being dead?'
Bank I Sir, you’ ll have to speak to my supervisor.'
servitor gets on the phone:
Family Member l ' calling to tell you, she died
back in January with a balance/
Bank , 'The account was never closed and late fees
and charges still apply.’
Family Member : ‘You mean you want to collect
from her estate?'
Bank t (Summer) 'Are you her lawyer?’
Family Member : 'No, I' m her great nephew.’
Lawyer info given)
Bank: Todd you ha us a of death?'
Family Member I Sure.' was number was given I
After they get the fax :
Bank l Tim" system just isn’ t setup far death.
I don' t know what more I can do to hew
Family Member I ‘Well, If you figure it out, great!
If not, you could Just keep billing her. She won' t
tare.'
Bank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still
apply.’
What is wrong with these ? l
Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing
address?'
Bank : 'That might help...'
Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery '
Highway 129, Plot Number tis.'
Bank I Sir, that' s a cemetery r
Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead
people on your planet?
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Views: 54035 Submitted: 08/21/2014