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#13 - fatkidatrecess (08/24/2014) [-]
i like that movie
i like that movie
#85 to #13 - iassume (08/24/2014) [-]
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#1 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
Getting unbelievably high and watching movies is great but don't act like it's a memorable experience.

This entire summer I have gotten baked as **** every single time I watch a movie and all I can remember is the basic plot points and how colorful it is.

******* Schindler's List was the worst.

For three hours I kept on thinking I was watching some light-hearted Jewish summer camp movie.

I woke up the next day and realized how much of a retard I am.

Oh, try not to go on marathons of Miyazaki movies after smoking two grams of the dankest **** imaginable.

Jesus **** Spirited Away caused me to hallucinate.
#83 to #1 - junahi ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Captain America 2 was a good movie while high, but those damn 3D glasses just took away from the immersion. (Hard to wear them on top of other pair of glasses)
#95 to #1 - closingcubez (08/24/2014) [-]
what strain did you get?
i want to hallucinate while smoked out and watching movies
#96 to #95 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly it was a mix of white rhino and tangerine dream, the more important factor was that I smoked a **** ton of it.
User avatar #97 to #96 - closingcubez (08/24/2014) [-]
looks like i gotta go get an eigth of tangerine dream then
#98 to #97 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
Best of luck to you man, it was a great "trip" if I could call it that.
User avatar #29 to #1 - drizzlydre (08/24/2014) [-]
******* Adult Swim on Cartoon Network absolutely blows my mind every single time, I highly recommend it.
#31 to #1 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
"every single time I watch a movie and all I can remember is the basic plot points and how colorful it is.

******* Schindler's List was the worst. "

Bravo, that's the best laugh I had all week.
User avatar #39 to #1 - jetpistol (08/24/2014) [-]
You werent hallucinating bro
User avatar #82 to #1 - mrdoctorpatrick (08/24/2014) [-]
i went to guardians of the galaxy really stoned, forgot what movie it was and was waiting for will smith and tommy lee jones to show up for like 45 minutes
#86 to #1 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
i have always wanted to try weed, but don't know 			****		 about getting drugs or have any stoner friends   
   
mfw i see all these fun stoner stories
i have always wanted to try weed, but don't know **** about getting drugs or have any stoner friends

mfw i see all these fun stoner stories

#2 to #1 - majordeadpool (08/24/2014) [-]
Tempted to try it now, just because of that comment.
Tempted to try it now, just because of that comment.
#4 to #2 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
Find somewhere that is totally void of life and anything to disturb you. Most people's anxiety comes from freaking their **** about how their parents are going to find them and call the cops or some **** .

Get together all the best, most beat heavy music you can think of.

I love to listen to jazzy black women because I have jungle fever or repressed racial fetishism or some **** .

Start blazing and start playing your sweet tunes.

Some people get floored by one hit, I take two joints to feel a buzz, it all depends on who you are and whatnot.

Now, what separates this experience from the stereotypical, pass the bong type is that during this time, as the weed kicks in and the stars become ******* gorgeous and you are becoming one with the wind, start thinking about the big things in life.

What I probably should have just said without all this other ******** is that life is a walk from Point A to Point B. Most drugs spark up a magic show on the side of the road you're on to temporarily distract you from how ****** the ******* road is.

Weed ain't no gay-assed magic show.

Weed, when used in a secluded situation, gives you a picture taken of that road you're on. It let's you look at the bigger things. And **** , we don't hold much emotion in roads, weed let's you look into your life emotion free which is ******* beautiful when addressing your problems.

Oh, and afterward you can wobble inside and do all the **** the more social ******* do. The ********* food is great, porn is awesome, and, like I said, movies are a ******* rollercoaster.

Best of luck ***** , I'm going to go back to crying about how I don't have any weed.

Seriously, it's 20 bucks a gram in Texas, I have no money ****
User avatar #6 to #4 - majordeadpool (08/24/2014) [-]
**** man, you shouldn't complain. In Norway its 20-25 usd minimum. And trust me, I smoked before getting on the bus, it took me an hour after getting off at my stop to get home (its a ten minute walk.) So I know of the magic show that comes alongside the road.
#107 to #6 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
and hotsand, I bought an ounce of some grape god straight from a caregiver last night for 175... for some reason Michigan has the hookups and some dank man
#101 to #4 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
£10 a g in South London, pretty ******* nice stuff too.
User avatar #110 to #101 - ikingdabsy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah it's the same here in East Anglia
#53 to #4 - cyoar ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
>tfw dutch masterrace
>tfw 5 grams for 10 euros
feels good man no realy it does feel gooooooood
best of luck to most international smokers
User avatar #78 to #53 - ChippiAble (08/24/2014) [-]
5 grams for 10 euros, you must have the ********* weed you can get
User avatar #79 to #78 - cyoar ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Not realy, local shop sells some pretty cheap weed thats pretty good for its price, not the best **** available but still pretty good
User avatar #99 to #79 - skaffanl (08/24/2014) [-]
Goddamn most of the weed I bought ranged from 6-12 per gram, so your weed does sound like garbage. You need to buy Haze man!
User avatar #81 to #79 - ChippiAble (08/24/2014) [-]
it's still really ******* cheap, i can't believe you pay €2 for a gram, i pay minimum €6 for a gram and that's when i buy big baggies of 25g for €160.. (i'm from belgium tho)

€2/gram would be heaven for me man.
User avatar #92 to #81 - kinginyellow (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm from Canada and it's usually $10/gram.
User avatar #93 to #92 - ChippiAble (08/24/2014) [-]
same here, but if i buy in large quantities it's like €6/gram since i only pay €160 for a baggie of 25grams
+1
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User avatar #116 to #115 - ChippiAble (08/25/2014) [-]
thanks man, got your back too

no homo tho
#58 to #53 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
Damn son, I might just move to Dutch Land.
#3 to #2 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
When most people try to sell the idea of doing drugs they are pretty ****** retarded so if you want any convincing here it goes:

I've gotten drunk and I've smoked cigarettes before. What I've experienced is that getting that buzz It is a pretty mediocre reward at the cost of all the **** it does to your body.

Plus, it bothers me that if you take too much of either you will end up sick as **** or dead. Oh, and blacking out from booze freaks me the **** out.

Now, in regards to that there dank herb, it is by far one of the greatest benefactors through depression, suicidal thoughts, and anxiety.

You can use weed in a social situation, **** it's called a party drug for a reason, but you're going to get a different effect then the way I smoke.

Music will sound nice, the ****** movie on the tv will be radical, and the popcorn and soda will taste great, but at the end of the night you're not really benefiting yourself. **** , objectively, you're harming yourself as marijuana supposedly deposits four times as much tar in your lungs in comparison to cigarettes.

This is where me and my hermit stoner wisdom come into play.

By a bong and some weed, or a pipe and some weed, or some joints or some blunts or whatever. (Just don't go about making ghetto, homemade **** as that can damage you in the long run) Hopefully you have friends who know a guy who knows a guy because getting a dealer is by far the most improper, luck of the draw ******** .

Learn how to properly smoke as this is where a majority **** up.
("Ah, I didn't get high my first time. I'm sure it wasn't the fact that I shoving the bong up my ass and eating the weed.")

It's 2 in the morning and I really want to jack off but I'll keep typing. Give me a sec.

what the **** is wrong with me


User avatar #15 to #3 - rintintin (08/24/2014) [-]
>It's 2 in the morning and I really want to jack off but I'll keep typing
summary of my life

There is not enough words to describe how i hate the apathy of after smoking
#5 to #3 - majordeadpool (08/24/2014) [-]
Hey man, I do smoke decently regularly, once a week if I got some. I meant more picking a random movie that isn't inherently comedic, like you did. Sounded like a fun adventure. Thanks for the advice though, I am relativly  new  at pot smoking (still learning how to roll, etc) But I do think someone else might find this information useful, so thanks oh mystical sage of the herb. I will think of you the next time I'm taking a hit.
Hey man, I do smoke decently regularly, once a week if I got some. I meant more picking a random movie that isn't inherently comedic, like you did. Sounded like a fun adventure. Thanks for the advice though, I am relativly new at pot smoking (still learning how to roll, etc) But I do think someone else might find this information useful, so thanks oh mystical sage of the herb. I will think of you the next time I'm taking a hit.
#7 to #5 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
No prob bruv.

And seriously, any kind of movie, at least in my experience, is great while high.

Honestly, weed is my go to whenever I want to watch a movie that I know is one of those slow burns which would be boring as hell if not for all the weed.

Oh, I don't know how much of an anime fan you are, but try to get into the genre if you can.

It seems like anime was meant to be watched in a state of mind where all the weird **** going down actually makes sense.

Try to get your hands on a film called Mind Game (2004)

By far the best visual experience I've had.
User avatar #11 to #7 - zenler (08/24/2014) [-]
damn man, you ever went on an adventure with friends in a car? I learned a few things ay. You shouldn't drive or attempt to hotbox a moving 'parents' car at the same time. it felt like a goddamn spaceship . Also a friend decided to eat a whole cake and Not make a mess in said car too.
Hmm if you're with mates, perhaps when watching the movie reduce/mute the audio and make your own dialogue/sound effects. Malcom in the middle worked great.
#23 to #11 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
I have always gotten high in really secluded areas like the forest or deep in the woods but one time when I was driving back after smoking with some friends the weed hit like a train to the asshole while I was in the backseat.

Christ man, I went third person.

I'll try to ride along more homie.
#111 to #23 - zenler (08/25/2014) [-]
shiit sounds hektic haha. Hmm ill give this **** another try, last time i mixed it with a bit of other **** and ****** myself up. its not nice choking on vomit when half asleep xD
#112 to #111 - hotsand (08/25/2014) [-]
Aye, best of luck man
User avatar #8 to #7 - majordeadpool (08/24/2014) [-]
Movies have proven to be fun, though as you said, I remember only the basic plot and certain scenes. Watched Pinapple express, the big Lebowski, and some others. Can't remember a whole lot, but I laughed, so.

Okay, mind game, duly noted. Thanks my friend.
#9 - GEARBOY (08/24/2014) [-]
Has anyone else watched Gravity (2013)?

I was laying in my bed while watching - felt like I was floating the entire film.

Every other film I watch was 'meh' you get your fair share of ***** and giggles -

Gravity was on a whole other level.
User avatar #32 to #9 - WootBoot ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Smoke a ******** of dank and watch 10,000BC
It'll blow your balls straight outta your asshole
in a good way
User avatar #25 to #9 - reagga (08/24/2014) [-]
gravity was a whole new level of ****
User avatar #12 to #9 - fornowjr (08/24/2014) [-]
I will try that and get back to you.
#14 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Film is Mongol, I believe.
#16 to #14 - sickpsycho (08/24/2014) [-]
NO ITS CENGIZHAN YOU DUMB 			****
NO ITS CENGIZHAN YOU DUMB ****
User avatar #18 to #16 - notisac (08/24/2014) [-]
anybody know wich brand of yoghurt she has on her face ?
User avatar #22 to #18 - eaglechamp (08/24/2014) [-]
My brand.
User avatar #24 to #18 - floppawaffle (08/24/2014) [-]
i'm no yogurt expert but it looks like yoplait.
#20 to #18 - sickpsycho (08/24/2014) [-]
jogobella
User avatar #87 - kalima (08/24/2014) [-]
Why are we not talking about how that looks like an Asian Norman Reedus?
#73 - jibb ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Ha ha so random and funneh lol "marihuana" like blaze it is all I can say!
Ha ha so random and funneh lol "marihuana" like blaze it is all I can say!
#77 to #73 - rexnocturna (08/24/2014) [-]
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
#80 to #77 - jibb ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
You're right. I apologize.
You're right. I apologize.
#19 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Perfect example of why you shouldn't do drugs. They make you ******* idiots while you're high. You shouldn't want to be stupid. Being less intelligent than you normally are shouldn't be a goal of yours.
User avatar #75 to #19 - ChippiAble (08/24/2014) [-]
**** your opinion
User avatar #89 to #19 - cuntism (08/24/2014) [-]
I guess you don't drink alcohol either because being intoxicated makes you stupid
#113 to #89 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
You're right I don't.
#21 to #19 - sickpsycho (08/24/2014) [-]
shut the **** up anon
User avatar #27 to #21 - alfonshister (08/24/2014) [-]
"I will tell him to shut up. That sure will clarify my arguments."
#26 to #21 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
When you are high you are less intelligent than you normally are. You shouldn't want to become more stupid.
#30 - hashtronaut (08/24/2014) [-]
Since this is a long ass story about nothing i'll put it in a spoiler

Hi. So yeah on a semi-related note: back when I was about.. I wanna say 19 or so (25 now).. me,my buddy, and his girlfriend had this big plan to eat some shrooms and watch that new alice in wonderland. So.. we eat them and have a couple bowls while we wait for them to kick in.

So...yada yada, the movies almost over and me and my friend are both just feeling like...completely normal still. Little stoned, but not tripping at all. Meanwhile his girl is just in ******* dreamland big ass smile on her face lost in the movie.

So it ends, and me and him decide **** it we'll just watch Junior (The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant) because we think that will at least be funny. Well, the beginning of the movie, they're panning down past library isles - and we both just felt like.... every isle was looking down into something different. we both swore we seen like.. a field down one, a castle down another, a hospital room ect ect

after that... the movie just felt.... really ******* weird. I don't know how else to explain it. We shut it off after like half an hour or so.

so tldr... a ******* novel later: we ended up just playing guitar hero (horribly) and it finally gave us a decent trip.
User avatar #34 to #30 - phunkyzilla (08/24/2014) [-]
one time on shrooms I almost drowned myself because I everytime I went into the water I could see the earth from outer space

Shrooms man not fun at all
User avatar #57 to #34 - darksideofthebeast (08/24/2014) [-]
They are fun, you're just using them wrong. You weren't smart about it.
Don't blame the shrooms, blame yourself.
User avatar #68 to #57 - richardastley ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Some people also just react to them differently. Every body is unique.
User avatar #114 to #68 - darksideofthebeast (08/25/2014) [-]
I know, but you have to be prepared mentally for it.

It's a hell of a trip, any psychedelic is.
what I mean; I'm tired of people blaming drugs for their mistakes\problems
User avatar #56 to #30 - darksideofthebeast (08/24/2014) [-]
>Watching movies on psychedelics.
That was your first problem, I like to hear the trees talking to me.
#28 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Birdemic was great while stoned. Not like its bad otherwise.
#88 to #28 - atma (08/24/2014) [-]
Birdemic makes you feel high even if you're not stoned already
#90 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
Pot is bad as **** .

Guy should be arrested
User avatar #91 - avatarsarefornoobs (08/24/2014) [-]
haha drugs are kewl XD
#117 - sojasen (08/28/2014) [-]
HFW
User avatar #100 - cocoman ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Thats the movie Mongol right? One of the few movies I saw while being high on space cake (Thats how we call it here in NL, not sure about other countries)
Jesus I can't remember **** from that movie. Falling asleep halfway through doesn't help either.
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