cute platypus. .. Aww... wait, don't they have poisonous spikes in their tails or something? godhatestags
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#21 - DontDeleteMeAgain (04/08/2014) [-]
swiggity swooty
swiggity swooty
#116 to #21 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
After watching this gif, I now want a platypus
User avatar #103 to #21 - donnykeesh (04/08/2014) [-]
Swiggity Swooty...... I'm comin for that booty.
#81 to #21 - elaxx (04/08/2014) [-]
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#11 - rowdeemunkee (04/08/2014) [-]
This animal confirms that everything in Australia is poisonous
#73 to #11 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
you dont know that much do you you fuk head its only the males so they can protect there wifie
User avatar #14 to #11 - bakinboy (04/08/2014) [-]
thats only the males
User avatar #19 to #14 - nyangiraffe (04/08/2014) [-]
Are the males not called a platypus?
#46 to #11 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Venomous. The correct term is venomous.

Poisonous is something that is transferred by eating.
Venomous is something that is not transferred by eating.
User avatar #55 to #46 - bagguhsleep (04/08/2014) [-]
What if I eat the platypus?
What then, mister science man?
User avatar #83 to #55 - daorien (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you'll gain his powers, naturaly
User avatar #90 to #83 - ieatbengay (04/08/2014) [-]
just as the platypus did with the duck and the otter
#150 to #90 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
That would be a great super hero
platman

OR
Manpus
#158 to #150 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
imagine the possibilities with the name Manpus....either a man with a flatbill and a tail or a dude in a vagina costume....semi-related
User avatar #72 to #55 - honkan (04/08/2014) [-]
Unless you have any open wounds in your mouth or stomach, you should be fine. It's only if it's gets inside your bloodstream you're in trouble.
#151 to #55 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
This f****ing comment. Made my day. Thank you.
User avatar #106 to #55 - xtwinblade (04/08/2014) [-]
nothing will happen because ingesting venom does nothing.
#88 to #55 - gappie (04/08/2014) [-]
You will experience no envenomation as long as you don't have any wounds in your mouth
User avatar #69 to #55 - bjartur (04/08/2014) [-]
Ten it would be tr nsferred by eating so poisonous
#67 to #46 - xcoreyx (04/08/2014) [-]
I always remember it like this

Venom is injected
Poison is ingested
User avatar #100 to #46 - ihaspotato (04/08/2014) [-]
Is there a word for both poisonous/venomous?
#49 to #46 - rowdeemunkee (04/08/2014) [-]
thx m8 x2
#77 to #49 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
#1 - spookyghostparty (04/07/2014) [-]
Aww... wait, don't they have poisonous spikes in their tails or something?
#9 to #1 - baogames (04/08/2014) [-]
You can clip it, the same way you can clip the sting off a stingray so people can pet them in aquariums. It's grows back over time like fingernails.
User avatar #12 to #1 - cutter (04/08/2014) [-]
its a claw on their hind leg I believe
#38 to #1 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/08/2014) [-]
only the males!
User avatar #94 to #1 - pikapimp (04/08/2014) [-]
the males have poisonous barbs on their back ankles

doing a 4 page paper on them in 8th grade pays off sometimes
User avatar #115 to #1 - lordofthesea (04/08/2014) [-]
ankle spurs, but i think that MIGHT be only the males, used in some kind of competition for mates. I believe females don't have them but I never finished my degree in platypus.

platypusexplain pls
#50 to #1 - crackedpepper (04/08/2014) [-]
Just had a look at the wikipedia article. that venom spike aint nothing to **** with



"Although powerful enough to kill smaller animals such as dogs, the venom is not lethal to humans, but the pain is so excruciating that the victim may be incapacitated.] Oedema (Swelling) rapidly develops around the wound and gradually spreads throughout the affected limb. Information obtained from case histories and anecdotal evidence indicates the pain develops into a long-lasting hyperalgesia (a heightened sensitivity to pain) that persists for days or even months"
#135 to #50 - rollmania (04/08/2014) [-]
mfw
mfw
#2 to #1 - anon (04/07/2014) [-]
yes, poisonous ankle barbs.
They also sweat milk because they lack nipples and lay eggs.
#3 to #2 - nietzschis (04/07/2014) [-]
proof god also enjoys a little meth sometimes
User avatar #20 to #3 - necrojaxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus: Dad, the **** is this thing?
God: Well I took some drugs, woke up and there it was.
User avatar #28 to #20 - catslap (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus: What do we do with it?
God: Just stick it in Australia
User avatar #61 to #28 - necrojaxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Jesus: Why Australia? It's adorable!
God: Well its also full of poison and lays eggs.
Jesus: ....
God: It was a lot of drugs.
User avatar #97 to #20 - ohhh (04/08/2014) [-]
How do you think we keep the people here happy forever? Allot of drugs.
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#5 to #2 - drdisrespect (04/07/2014) [-]
only males i think
User avatar #18 to #5 - genetticrat (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes only males have the venom barbs. Though it's the females that lay eggs and lactate through their skin.
#7 - xxnegociatorxx (04/07/2014) [-]
They don't do much.
#13 to #7 - amata (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, aside from annihilating all intelligent life every few million years or so.
#45 to #13 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Every 50,000 years you ******* casual.
#57 to #45 - amata (04/08/2014) [-]
Sorry, mate, it;s been a while is all
#47 - sposadox (04/08/2014) [-]
Leonard is best platypus.
User avatar #48 to #47 - lazaman (04/08/2014) [-]
Is that the whole comic right there?

Who ever this artist is, they should just stop.
#145 to #48 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Please die.
User avatar #56 to #47 - mayorman ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
source?
#70 to #56 - sposadox (04/08/2014) [-]
Sequential Art each comic is about 4 panels and he updates every month usually. It has over 800 pages so far, and one of the weirdest ******* story arcs I've ever seen.
Its not always funny, but it'll make you smile plenty.
User avatar #71 to #70 - mayorman ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
thank you
#32 - fuzionsauce (04/08/2014) [-]
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#85 - crazyolitis (04/08/2014) [-]
Well 			****		. I wanted to just post the gif, but apparently I have to write something.
Well **** . I wanted to just post the gif, but apparently I have to write something.
#119 to #85 - kitofthewind (04/08/2014) [-]
aren't these little genetic fun-factory mistakes venomous?
User avatar #153 to #119 - crazyolitis (04/08/2014) [-]
Yes, they are.
#82 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
why do i get the feeling he sort of humped the hand?
User avatar #63 to #52 - popcornqueen (04/08/2014) [-]
You idiot! Perry the Platypus wears a fedora!
#117 - bluzzerstream (04/08/2014) [-]
I summon a thread of cuteness
I summon a thread of cuteness
#140 to #117 - acask (04/08/2014) [-]
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#141 to #117 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
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#142 to #117 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #142 - godofsteak (04/08/2014) [-]
is that the original "follow your dreams" gif?
User avatar #149 to #148 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
Aye, that it be
#122 to #117 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #122 - roflstorm (04/08/2014) [-]
It's like a cube of fuzzy!
User avatar #124 to #123 - zanea (04/08/2014) [-]
I got to play with a puppy just like this at my local petstore and almost bought it for my gf. little guy was only 25 bucks
User avatar #78 - Durricane **User deleted account** (04/08/2014) [-]
until the little ****** stings you.
#76 - malcolmcz (04/08/2014) [-]
Merry Platypus !
User avatar #121 to #76 - aftalbeating (04/08/2014) [-]
Easter Platypus!!
#126 - darksouldew (04/08/2014) [-]
"Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba"
"Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba Doo-Be Doo Be Do-Ba"
User avatar #127 to #126 - snakesniper (04/08/2014) [-]
**** made my day.
User avatar #54 - badboywantsu (04/08/2014) [-]
one of the only two venomous mammals
User avatar #64 to #54 - Ihazfunkitty (04/08/2014) [-]
only the males are venomous i think
User avatar #65 to #64 - badboywantsu (04/08/2014) [-]
google proved you right the females have the spur but don't develop venom glands
User avatar #93 to #54 - thechosentroll (04/08/2014) [-]
I thought they were the only venomous mammal. What's the other one?
User avatar #163 to #93 - badboywantsu (04/08/2014) [-]
the shrew
#164 to #163 - thechosentroll (04/08/2014) [-]
I had no idea those cute little bastards were venomous.
User avatar #165 to #164 - badboywantsu (04/08/2014) [-]
yep, thank you animal planet for teaching me cool **** before you went to ****
User avatar #60 to #54 - independantnight (04/08/2014) [-]
I was expecting him to get stabbed, yes...
User avatar #62 to #60 - badboywantsu (04/08/2014) [-]
ha i was too
#144 - windsong (04/08/2014) [-]
I never really thought of platypuses as cute until this post.
User avatar #68 - huffe (04/08/2014) [-]
except, you know, the venom and ****
User avatar #105 to #68 - michealswagson (04/08/2014) [-]
i will spit venom in your butthole fag
User avatar #84 to #68 - ishallsmiteyou (04/08/2014) [-]
isn't it only males that produce venom?
#138 - doctordick (04/08/2014) [-]
MFW everyone is talking about poisons like some biology expert
MFW everyone is talking about poisons like some biology expert
#152 to #138 - juffs (04/08/2014) [-]
It's venom.

Trust me, I'm a biology expert.
#157 to #152 - amuzen (04/08/2014) [-]
you are right it is venom.

Trust** me**, I checked wikipedia.
User avatar #8 - xsap (04/08/2014) [-]
asrnt platypus venomous?
User avatar #10 to #8 - youhei (04/08/2014) [-]
the males have venomous spurs on their back legs ,but i think the females don't

might be the other way around, females are dangerous and males are k
User avatar #17 to #10 - genetticrat (04/08/2014) [-]
You're right, males have venom that gives you excruciating pain. Females don't. The venom's not lethal it's just incredibly painful and even morphine doesn't help with it.
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