cute kid. why doesn't Pixar have a park?. So I had no Home at work today, and since I work at the Disney Store ttwtt, : I had slime note pad, in which I istrate Disney Kid meh

cute kid

Tags: Disney | Kid | meh
So I had no Home at work today, and since I
work at the Disney Store
ttwtt, :
I had slime note pad, in which I istrate. "Can' t speak. Ursula theses
Witch stole my voice! But he happy to assist you!" And a little girl came
up to me. mad my notepad. grabbed my hand, and dragged me all
around the store/ tasting random guys if they' d Bat to be my ‘true love‘
so I can get my some back and stay human.... it was the most adorable.
situation I had ever been in. Everyone else not a kick out of my
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User avatar #1 - tittylovin (01/21/2014) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#103 to #1 - fadetometallica (01/22/2014) [-]
I rarely ever get to use this, but you're just enough of a faggot.
User avatar #23 to #1 - empithree (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 to #23 - fizzor (01/21/2014) [-]
WHAT THE **** , WAS THAT **** ?!
User avatar #30 to #27 - empithree (01/21/2014) [-]
crushim was feared into...
User avatar #33 to #30 - awesomanium (01/21/2014) [-]
more dots
User avatar #34 to #33 - empithree (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 to #1 - finblob (01/21/2014) [-]
if we lived in your world then nothing exciting would happen
#2 to #1 - jaevel ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]

How can you tell?
#4 to #2 - amuzen (01/21/2014) [-]
Because he's spent so long in front of the computer screen it's hard for him to imagine that there are over 7 billion people in the world right now going through 7 billion different scenarios all at once every moment which is hard to grasp that that means chances are somebody right now is having a once in a 7 billion oppourtunity right now. It's pretty much unfathomable that so much stuff, so many stories, could be happening in the world when you spend your entire day doing the same monotonous thing hour after hour.
#50 to #4 - therealsupanova (01/21/2014) [-]
ok well like at least 1/3 of those 7 billion are sleeping that sounds like a pretty consistent scenario - I don't like your math but i see your point.
#99 to #50 - bann (01/22/2014) [-]
Don't forget that only about half of them speak English and could be on a computer, so that narrows it down
User avatar #15 to #2 - fenrirwolfe (01/21/2014) [-]
He was there.
#8 to #2 - attifyon (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm not sure, but I think the black spot on the bottom right side of that blue box is a dead giveaway.
User avatar #37 to #8 - twi (01/21/2014) [-]
well i thought it was funny
User avatar #7 to #2 - oaaaa (01/21/2014) [-]

1. he wont appear to work in a disney-store if he got no voice
2. he cant just leave his work and follow a little kid around while he is working there

but after all its a nice story
User avatar #10 to #7 - smaaen ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
1. It is a she, not a he. - Get the reference, will you.
2. It is common for people to lose their voice for a few days, I know several who have had this problem in the past, so working for Disney while this is happening is not a problem.
3. You've clearly never worked in a store before, sometimes you have to go with a customer to explain, help find something or show various things to. Never was it specified that she worked in the store all on her own.
4. Disney is known for their employees to do things like this, especially when it comes to children.

Now, I am not saying that this is without a doubt real, but your "reasons" for it to fake is bad, and you should feel bad.
User avatar #65 to #2 - cacachaud (01/21/2014) [-]
how can i you tell its happened mron
User avatar #46 to #2 - hydraetis (01/21/2014) [-]
Because everybody here seems to assume that tumblr stories are all fake, making me quite surprised that this guy is getting red thumbed.
User avatar #43 to #2 - RaciallyDiverse (01/21/2014) [-]
coraline's a pretty dank movie
User avatar #39 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm mute and I've gone down the "Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice" route a couple of times with kids but I mostly grab at what I find to be most amusing at the moment.
Once I was sitting next to a little girl in front of a small, dying bonfire fire who asked why I never speak. I told her that I have the ability to breathe fire but the fire was so hot it scorched my vocal chords to the point where I can't speak anymore.
She asked me to prove it so I blew into the embers and got the fire to spring back to life. It freaked her out.
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User avatar #94 to #39 - impaledsandwich (01/22/2014) [-]
Hey, I think I remember you. Didn't you once tell a really cute story about you and your boyfriend?
User avatar #96 to #94 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh wow, I'm remember.
Yep, I did once talk about him.
User avatar #97 to #96 - impaledsandwich (01/22/2014) [-]
I thought I recognized the name. I don't have a whole lot to add to this thread, so continue rocking on, dude.
User avatar #98 to #97 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
You too.
User avatar #67 to #39 - cacachaud (01/21/2014) [-]
if you are mute why did you open your ******* mouth on fj
User avatar #47 to #39 - McFuckUp (01/21/2014) [-]
I have one question for you.

What voice plays in your head when you're writing something?
User avatar #48 to #47 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
My own.
I'm mute which means I used to be able to talk. I only lost my voice a year ago.
User avatar #49 to #48 - McFuckUp (01/21/2014) [-]
Ah ok. I thought it meant that you were never able to talk.
User avatar #66 to #49 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Nope, that's something different. If someone is born without the ability to talk they are referred to as "dumb." If people were once able to talk but lost it by some mean or another then they are "mute."
User avatar #56 to #49 - wthree (01/21/2014) [-]
Are you even sure it's your voice that plays in your head anyway?
User avatar #58 to #56 - McFuckUp (01/21/2014) [-]
No. My mental reading voice on the internet is a complete stranger's. Even on my own comments.
#59 to #58 - greatgranpapy (01/21/2014) [-]
I commonly use Morgan Freeman and David Attenborough
User avatar #60 to #59 - McFuckUp (01/21/2014) [-]
Mine's probably closer to Brad Pitt
User avatar #88 to #58 - imadps (01/22/2014) [-]
Same for me. I can't read in my own voice because I trip over words so often that I don't like to hear myself speak.
User avatar #62 to #48 - neutralgray (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm just curious, and I hope this isn't intrusive, but how did you lose it?
User avatar #69 to #62 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
People believe it's a neurological thing. They think that there are some misfired signals between my brain and my vocal chords and it's not permitting them to line up correctly. When I try to invoke a sound the wrong signal gets sent and my throat closes up instead so I can't breathe.
User avatar #54 to #48 - captchakid ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
What's it like being mute? What do you do if you're in trouble? Any sound at all?
User avatar #64 to #54 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
It can be pretty frustrating. It's very difficult to explain myself and it's surprisingly lonely simply because even though I have ways to communicate people often don't have the patience to wait for me to say my piece. They also have a slight tendency to speak about me as if I'm not there simply because I can't speak for myself.
I make jokes about it, of course. If I have to live with it I might as well find the humor in any given situation e.g. I walked through a haunted house or went on a roller coaster I'll mention that I wasn't scared, I didn't scream once.
The one thing I think I hate the most is one thing everyone seems to believe is funny. Occasionally some ass steals my tablet which is my primary form of communication and keeps it away from me saying "If you want it back, all you have to do is ask me." The ability to talk was already torn from me, it's a killer to have my secondary form of communication taken from me as well especially if someone is taunting my inability to speak while doing it. Everyone thinks it's a funny, harmless joke but it's not.

There's not a whole lot I can do when I'm in trouble. Luckily, I've never been in any sort of situation that was immediately life threatening but I had gotten in a lot of trouble with several doctors who threw me in a mental hospital. It was an incredibly painful experience but the doctors either didn't stick around long enough to let me try to convey what's going on with me or were merely ignorant simply because I couldn't vocally say that what they were doing was causing me a lot of pain and I needed them to stop for a moment.

I can make non-verbal dental sounds which has proven to be useful on occasions. I can make the T sound, S, H, K, P, Ch, Th and the Sh sound. Those all have to do with air being pushed through your lips and tongue so vocal chords aren't necessary.
User avatar #77 to #64 - theodordronen (01/21/2014) [-]
You just broke my heart a little, I'm so glad you're able to keep going and make light of it. Inspiring stuff
User avatar #82 to #77 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Awe, I hold no wish to break anyone's heart.
User avatar #83 to #82 - theodordronen (01/22/2014) [-]
In a good way I assure you ;)
User avatar #87 to #83 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
Well that's good.
User avatar #73 to #64 - neutralgray (01/21/2014) [-]
That sounds so strange to live with. Also, that really sucks about people taking your tablet like that. I may not be able to empathize with the situation but I can imagine and it sounds like they might as well be ripping away your voice. Nothing about that is right.

But I'm glad you can make the best of it sometimes, at least. Even if it can be lonely. You have my luck, madam.
User avatar #76 to #73 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Thank you, that's incredibly sweet of you.
#68 to #64 - chords ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 to #68 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Player - Baby Come Back
User avatar #70 to #64 - captchakid ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
All very interesting. Thank you for sharing. I can see how it would be very frustrating and angering at times.
User avatar #72 to #70 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sorry about writing a novel.
User avatar #118 to #64 - faithrider (01/22/2014) [-]
to prevent hem from taking it have you thought about taking any form of martial arts?
User avatar #84 to #64 - zameckis (01/22/2014) [-]
do you master sign language by now?
if yes, is it hard to learn?
User avatar #86 to #84 - ButtonFly ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
No, my sign language is very crude because I don't have the arms that will allow me to make intricate gestures very clearly.
It is not difficult to learn though and there are plenty of videos on YouTube that will teach you basic forms of sign language from all over the world.
#16 - vpngtn (01/21/2014) [-]
the gif
the gif
User avatar #42 to #40 - datblkkid ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
And that is why you need a rich yet dense person as your friend, you will never know when your cooking expertise will get you invited to a party as well as get you a large sum of money.
User avatar #5 - tommyoliver (01/21/2014) [-]
normally make it a goal to thumb down all things tumblr but this is actually really good
#11 to #5 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
I still thumbed it down
#13 to #11 - albinohummingbird (01/21/2014) [-]
its you again....
its you again....
User avatar #25 to #5 - iveseensomethings (01/21/2014) [-]
>doesn't thumb down
>gets thumbed down
#90 to #25 - cokemule (01/22/2014) [-]
I thumbed him down just because you wrote that. Can you live with that. That blood on your hands ;)
#117 to #90 - iveseensomethings (01/22/2014) [-]
I care so much I can't even feel it!
I care so much I can't even feel it!
#3 - theannoyingFJguy (01/21/2014) [-]
That's adorable.
That's adorable.
#14 to #3 - kotos (01/21/2014) [-]
Those poor smashing souls!
Those poor smashing souls!
#28 to #14 - birdlaw **User deleted account** (01/21/2014) [-]
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#75 to #38 - thempc (01/21/2014) [-]
disney combo breaker
disney combo breaker
User avatar #6 to #3 - cocosmama (01/21/2014) [-]
I do not want to know what`s happening below her waist right now.
#9 to #6 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
She is satisfying herself with those big ass tentacles.
User avatar #20 to #9 - cocosmama (01/21/2014) [-]
NOT. I said not.
User avatar #17 to #9 - flashiscool (01/21/2014) [-]
#74 to #9 - thempc (01/21/2014) [-]
japan approves
#107 to #74 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
FUNFACT: That is because they have to circumvent laws that prohibit specific certain parts of the genitals from being published. I don't know much more than that though.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thempc (01/22/2014) [-]
i know that, it's just the only japanese porn related image that i have which isn't actually porn
i'm pretty sure that's why tentacle porn was created, they couldn't show dicks so they just used tentacles instead
#93 to #6 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
Didn't she like... have two mentally damaged eels as pets?
#55 - jonathankitty (01/21/2014) [-]
This is why I wish I could have kids.
#102 to #55 - anon (01/22/2014) [-]
Then you end up with an autistic child because you're a pessimistic cunt.
#111 to #102 - jonathankitty (01/22/2014) [-]
It's not that I can't because of emotions. It's a genetic mutation. If I were to attempt to be with someone, there's a chance they and/or the baby will die because a blood clot will occur.
#61 to #55 - zomaru ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #63 to #61 - jonathankitty (01/21/2014) [-]
Yes, it's related, and I thought it would be a subtle joke behind that depressing statement.
User avatar #51 to #19 - leafonthewind (01/21/2014) [-]
do you have the original version of this pic?
User avatar #52 to #51 - include (01/21/2014) [-]
I do not, sorry mate.
User avatar #53 to #52 - leafonthewind (01/21/2014) [-]
well if anybody sees this feel free to dump it
#80 to #53 - faktura (01/22/2014) [-]
Well if it isnt The Bishop: Don "Magic" Juan
User avatar #112 to #80 - leafonthewind (01/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #100 - psychadelicsnake (01/22/2014) [-]
And then the child goes up too that one creepy guy in the store and he gladly accepts and the little girl hands over the woman.

But the little girl had unknowingly given a blood sacrifice to the great and mighty Molag Bal.

Hail to the Mighty lord Molag Bal
#18 - asheyboo (01/21/2014) [-]
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#79 - nolana (01/21/2014) [-]
Sea witch
#31 - thelastelephant (01/21/2014) [-]
Actually seems plausible
User avatar #78 to #31 - schneidend (01/21/2014) [-]
90% of Internet stories are plausible. Posting LANoireXDoubt.jpg on literally EVERYTHING is a recent, supremely faggy trend.
User avatar #116 to #78 - thelastelephant (01/22/2014) [-]
True, although there are some that I look at and go "Yeah...I don't think so."
User avatar #24 - faithrider (01/21/2014) [-]
mandatory "i'm only here because i clicked in the cursor disco" response
User avatar #89 - aaronsalsa (01/22/2014) [-]
Desc: "why doesn't Pixar have a park?"

They do, its called Disney Land, Pixar is owned by Disney
#110 to #89 - lovecranes (01/22/2014) [-]
Wait seriously? You're not pulling my leg are you?

How did I not know of this?

Did any one of know this?
#92 to #89 - yologdog (01/22/2014) [-]
Pixar is no longer owned by Disney. They continue to associate and be close partners to Disney because of how good they have been to each other over the years. But in all rights they can now walk away whenever they choose.
Pixar is no longer owned by Disney. They continue to associate and be close partners to Disney because of how good they have been to each other over the years. But in all rights they can now walk away whenever they choose.
User avatar #101 to #92 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
May I see a source for this information?
#109 to #101 - yologdog (01/22/2014) [-]
Well I'll be ****** in the ass by Buzz Lightyears mighty space cock.

Pixar is now owned by Disney. Since 2007 even.

What Disney wants, Disney gets...
User avatar #115 to #109 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
it is one hell of a company, so you gotta give them that
User avatar #22 - unmercifulgod (01/21/2014) [-]
To your description:

Pixar technically does have a park. A lot of Pixar stuff is featured at Walt Disney World, particularly at Hollywood Studios, because Pixar is owned by Disney.
#44 - sunofabeatch (01/21/2014) [-]
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#104 - suikerpapa (01/22/2014) [-]
cute :3
cute :3
User avatar #105 to #104 - psychadelicsnake (01/22/2014) [-]
Remember what I said though.

The child must sacrifice the woman to please the Lord Molag Bal.

#85 - midnightcat ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
sort of relevant
one of my moms friends got to work as Cinderella at disneyworld. They made her change positions after one day because she didn't have 'the look'
User avatar #81 - barbwirepain (01/22/2014) [-]
She did a follow up a few days later because people were asking her questions about working at the disney store
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