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cool cop. Anal sex or anal intercourse is generally the insertion and thrusting of the erect penis into a person's anus, or anus and rectum, for sexual pleasure

Anal sex or anal intercourse is generally the insertion and thrusting of the erect penis into a person's anus, or anus and rectum, for sexual pleasure. Other forms of anal sex include fingering, the use of sex toys for anal penetration, oral sex performed on the anus (anilingus), and pegging. Though the term anal sex most commonly means penile-anal penetration, sources sometimes use the term anal intercourse to refer exclusively to penile-anal penetration, and anal sex to refer to any form of anal sexual activity, especially between pairings as opposed to anal masturbation.

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User avatar #13 - worldatarms (07/01/2014) [-]
To infiltrate the drug ring, you've got to become part of it
#66 to #13 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Its funny because my drug dealer host a mass magic game every Sunday at his house. Games with 15+ people are ******* crazy.
#85 to #13 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Kid 1: hey, man, there's something strange about that new guy.
Kid 2: You mean John, who is always wearing a police uniform?
Kid 1: Yeah, that guy.
Kid 2: Don't be silly man, he seems totally cool. You're probably just jealous, because he plays better than you.
#73 to #13 - juanlove (07/01/2014) [-]
Sorry about the watermark.
#4 - hasinvadedyou (07/01/2014) [-]
Say you forgot to untap your lands after you already played cards this turn one more time..
#161 to #4 - toohntown (07/01/2014) [-]
these are the fags no one likes in mtg tournaments
#211 to #4 - anon (07/02/2014) [-]
I thought you had to untap your lands.
#20 to #4 - duedum (07/01/2014) [-]
<3 ur name
<3 ur name
#12 - aurumuru (07/01/2014) [-]
i ******* love magic the gathering
#145 to #12 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Loser
User avatar #171 to #145 - alexkarino (07/02/2014) [-]
no u
#47 - Karibookiller (07/01/2014) [-]
I tried to type this in the comments but it had too many line breaks. So I put it into word. Sorry for mistakes.
#170 to #47 - DemonX (07/02/2014) [-]
Joeys fw
#3 - ohlookathing (07/01/2014) [-]
His favorite MTG card:
#23 to #3 - ryuktg (07/01/2014) [-]
This version is more relevant. Look at the italicized text if you don't get it The Azorious guild does nothing but make laws.
User avatar #37 to #23 - legoslayer (07/01/2014) [-]
**** it, you both get thumb.
#2 - rogernice ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
cool cops are cool.
User avatar #53 to #2 - landartheconqueror (07/01/2014) [-]
i wanna be a cool cop
#126 - Ulmer (07/01/2014) [-]
>sleeveless decks
User avatar #138 to #126 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
Eh, I don't have sleeves for all my decks. TCGplayer doesn't sell them, so I usually wait until later to buy the sleeves.
User avatar #180 to #138 - Ulmer (07/02/2014) [-]
Cardshops, bro. I swear by Dragonshield, but you can find Ultrapros at Walmart sometimes.
User avatar #181 to #180 - schneidend (07/02/2014) [-]
The only cardshop in my area is a little far, and I'm lazy as **** .
#77 - hardongo ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Dat desc
Dat desc
#81 to #77 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
not sure its porn
#96 to #81 - littlenine (07/01/2014) [-]
Yes it is. And you better not try to find it.
Yes it is. And you better not try to find it.
User avatar #43 - dongers (07/01/2014) [-]
My list of boards to ask admin for:
Dungeons and Dragons
Magic the Gathering
User avatar #60 to #43 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Can't we just have a tabletop games board? We already have a channel for it.
User avatar #123 to #60 - tiberioustyphr (07/01/2014) [-]
That would be pretty cool, especially since there are more tabletop RPGs than D&D
User avatar #70 to #60 - snipster (07/01/2014) [-]
This.
User avatar #63 to #60 - dongers (07/01/2014) [-]
yea tabletop could encompass both mtg and dnd but what board do we already have? we have "games" but that is so full of video games that I wouldn't want to try to bring non video games into it
User avatar #65 to #63 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
Tabletop extends to literally any game that can be played on a table.

This goes past all versions of DnD and MtG, to Warhammer (both Fantasy Battle and 40k), real traditional games like poker and blackjack, fukken Jenga if you want to go that far, chess and the like.
The other one is Computer Gaming.
This here is Traditional Gaming. Old school.
User avatar #68 to #65 - dongers (07/01/2014) [-]
I would be perfectly fine with that, I have just seen a lot of people with an interest in DnD and MtG on this site and I know i would like it.
It should have a separate board from the existing board though because that is video game focused.
#69 to #68 - krasnogvardiech (07/01/2014) [-]
You know it.
#21 - frenzyhero (07/01/2014) [-]
I still think MtG needs more dragons. Everything needs more dragons
#24 to #21 - ryuktg (07/01/2014) [-]
But Dragon Rulers ruined Yugioh. So Magic doesn't need THOSE dragons at least.

Also, the main story we know about Khans of Tarkir is that the plane once had a ton of dragons. So, the third set will probably have a bunch like the Eldrazi on Zendikar. And Nicol Bolas likely will be involved in the story again.
User avatar #28 to #24 - frenzyhero (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't regularly play MtG. Only when people start leaving and FNM comes in, and they let me use a spare.

But however, since I know ygo, I can bitch about that. Dragons did not ruin the game. They were the one deck that had virtually zero reliance on luck. You had access to the entire Deck, and with such massive draw power, you were always able to dig for your sidedeck and cards such as Vanity's Emptiness. Even with the more skill based decks such as GOAT Control or TeleDAD, you could rip Metamorphosis, BLS, or draw nuts with Allures, Malicious, Destiny Draws, multiple Dark Armed Dragons and Solemn Judgments, and win straight from there. People only considered dragons bad for the game because of how much more powerful they were. It was the first in a series of steps to make the game more competitive. MtG has massive searching, intangible resource management, and combo heavy decks, as does CFV and Kaijudo (CFV had begun to outsell YGO in Asia around time Incarnate Dragons had released). Now, because so many people have said they weren't ready for a more explosive game, we have slow **** that's even stronger than Dragon Rulers that's about to come out, and can create lockdowns, unlike Dragons could do. And not just one, it's two. Shaddoll and Tellaknight, with the multiple Shock Ruler lockdown, and Midrash and her near infinite resources. Shaddolls are essentially Dragon Rulers but can set you to 1 Special Summon a turn.

Hell, people said Lightsworn ruined YGO, and the game has grown from there. They said CED ruined it. Said Synchro ruined it. Said XYZ ruined it. Maybe dragons will be banned, maybe not. Either way, they've had a positive impact on the player's mentality and the game itself.

Also I didn't just write this rant, I just copy+pasted it. I've posted it in other places before.

Still needs more dragons though just sayin'.
#32 to #28 - ryuktg (07/01/2014) [-]
I really don't think the deck was very skillful. It was more about knowing the routines. Having two targets for each Dragon Ruler search is not having options. If you want to talk about having your whole deck as tools, talk about Mermail. Lightsworn ruined the format when they were dominant. It is really the same thing with the dragons.


I think the skill involved in Tele-DAD mirrors was overstated. Also, the early DAD decks ruined the game. They were the first real thousand-dollar decks. Konami had not pulled tricks like CCV or putting staples at incredibly high rarities [spoiler] except for CED/BLS but those became promos soon after before then. And the response to the ultra-chase cards proved incredibly profitable for them. Hell, PTDN was the top-selling set for a while and sold out at a giant Sneak Peek I went to for it.[/spoiler]
I was dedicated to the game at mid-tier tournament levels since 2005. It was my whole life. I was an admin on Dueling Network and I, as a jobless teenager, spent all my money travelling to the 2 or 3 YCS/national events a year. I quit last September. At least for me, Dragon Rulers and, to a lesser extent Spellbooks, did ruin the game for me. That, and the new ban list policy.
I know from personal conversations that at least one person out of less than a dozen employees of the KDE-US Yugioh department heavily prefers Magic
User avatar #99 to #21 - yooisa (07/01/2014) [-]
The next block is actually lightly dragon based.
#162 to #21 - ruped (07/01/2014) [-]
Invincible Bunnies > Sissy Dragons
User avatar #210 to #162 - frenzyhero (07/02/2014) [-]
While your rabbit is away

I'll just OTK all day
#214 to #210 - ruped (07/07/2014) [-]
Good luck OTKing through 4-5 backrow
User avatar #215 to #214 - frenzyhero (07/07/2014) [-]
chain beat relies on compulsory escape device for most of their defense, so if you have no monsters your strongest trap is worthless. This is ignoring Trap Stun and Black Rose, too.
#216 to #215 - ruped (07/08/2014) [-]
Yeah I don't even play Chain Beat anymore, used to love playing an Evilswarm---> Chain Beat Smokescreen on DN back in the Drooler/Prophecy format. Take game one cause Evilswarm match up, then take game 2 because every Drooler player massively over sided for Eswarms and all my eswarm stuff left.
User avatar #217 to #216 - frenzyhero (07/08/2014) [-]
Dragons still had a pretty decent Verz matchup simply because they could make such a huge board turn 1.

Verz that format was a total diceroll.
User avatar #29 to #21 - haker (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah man. Dragons are old news. Thats why konami ******* nuked them.
User avatar #31 to #29 - frenzyhero (07/01/2014) [-]
Konami of America nuked them because TCG players bitch too much. Konami Asia let them live for 3 more months than TCG.

Then Shaddolls came and ruined everything.
User avatar #34 to #31 - haker (07/01/2014) [-]
I still think most meta decks are boring. One of the best duels I've had in awhile was playing against my friends stall deck with my gem-knights and winning the turn I drew my last card.
#167 - brenton (07/02/2014) [-]
That description...
#137 - childpls (07/01/2014) [-]
mfw the description
mfw the description
#139 to #137 - romanlettuce (07/01/2014) [-]
This gif makes me randy
This gif makes me randy
User avatar #141 to #139 - theugandanhero (07/01/2014) [-]
hows it goin randy
#142 to #141 - romanlettuce (07/01/2014) [-]
Good!

some guy named Randy
#25 - anotheroneonearth (07/01/2014) [-]
mfw description
User avatar #72 to #51 - hlcptr (07/01/2014) [-]
tap it.
#91 - kirkhammet (07/01/2014) [-]
Anyone else disturbed by the lack of deck sleeves?
User avatar #165 - mightypoggers (07/01/2014) [-]
I bet he plays an Arrest and Detain deck.
#50 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
CHECK YOUR DEVOTION MOTHA ******* !!!!!!
#74 to #50 - hellsjester (07/01/2014) [-]
DO YOU EVEN ESPER?!?
User avatar #100 to #74 - molestedbeggar ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
i prefer grixis or bant
User avatar #87 to #50 - mindsculptorjace ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
the **** is devotion?
User avatar #152 to #87 - retardedboss (07/01/2014) [-]
RTFC
#127 - flameblaze ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Dat description...
User avatar #93 - afrogeist (07/01/2014) [-]
Well MTG is basically crack in card form.
User avatar #119 to #93 - wellimnotsure (07/01/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah, thats cardboard crack mister.
#62 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
police +1 respect
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