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Posted by thecat, at 01:48 on Sun, Sep 28th
roses are red
violets are blue
the cat is fine
........f*"@ off.

Posted by How Lame, at 08:15 on Sat, Sep 13th
This guy takes credit from a tee-shirt lawl, it was from some bud-k magazine.


what a
douche

Posted by yokiauchiha, at 23:28 on Sat, Sep 6th
omg lmao :P

Posted by the person on the right., at 17:27 on Wed, Sep 3rd
i finckin hate the cat in the hat it sucks balls copy and past if u agree.

Posted by Observer, at 03:44 on Sat, Aug 16th
That's bullshit, this has been around longer than you have been on Funny Junk, you're a fraud, I may
not be the origal maker of this, but I know for damn certain you didn't make it for this site!
Pathetic

Posted by lovable, at 21:29 on Wed, Aug 13th
dam man that was awsome

Posted by Demeil, at 11:31 on Fri, Aug 1st
whoever is pretending to be me u sick BALLS at the job!

Posted by Dorthy with a pimple :*), at 16:38 on Sat, Jul 19th
AWSOME!!!

Posted by billy bob, at 00:29 on Sat, Jul 12th
vixen go suck your mom's cock and your dad's vagina

Posted by elise, at 22:37 on Tue, Jul 8th
that iz really really funny
i mean really!!!

i loved it

Posted by hey, at 15:05 on Tue, Jul 8th
hey vixen go fuc your mom!nobody cares if your first!to celebrate why dont u go suck your dad
coc!asshole!

Posted by john, at 11:24 on Tue, Jun 24th
penis

Posted by cat in the hat girl, at 22:50 on Mon, Jun 23rd
to to funny hes right the years can
kiss my ass lol

Posted by sweetgirl, at 19:22 on Mon, Jun 23rd
this is aswome

Posted by chelsea, at 15:00 on Mon, Jun 16th
you do no that kids watch this right

Posted by rio else, at 10:54 on Mon, Jun 16th
i couldent read it it was so funny i was criying

Posted by idontlikehaters, at 17:09 on Tue, Jun 10th
dude catsare the best pets i have ever had. You must really like other animals though for examle
you put the panzee in chimpanzee

Posted by Anna, at 08:54 on Sun, Jun 8th
You know what the person who hates cats. You better kick your ass, cats are great to have in the
house, and everywhere. This picture was pretty stupid with dumb words.

Posted by ihatecats, at 00:24 on Sat, Jun 7th
cats are usless, and they are bad pets

Posted by wow, at 18:23 on Thu, Jun 5th
hey vmml97! be proud man! only retard said they were first on ur pic instaed of a handful of
f*cktards saying " o im the real first!!!" and blah blah blah. gratz man!!

Posted by nicole, at 15:28 on Tue, Jun 3rd
dude
aah lol lmao
that's sooo funny

Posted by blinkernutz, at 11:05 on Sun, Jun 1st
ROFL

Posted by PuppyKisses, at 09:32 on Sat, May 31st
OMG!!!

Posted by olivia, at 15:58 on Thu, May 29th
haha lol kiss my ass

Posted by ..., at 16:36 on Sat, May 24th
this was on a tee shirt in the Bud-K magazine

Posted by Courtney, at 17:58 on Fri, May 23rd
This is extremely stupid. I wish they would just take it off. It's not funny at all.

Posted by Lizzy, at 09:05 on Fri, May 23rd
HAHAHA

Posted by Serenalao1, at 23:19 on Tue, May 20th
omg dude that is freakin hilarious!!

Posted by kylie, at 14:18 on Fri, May 16th
ha ha ha ha ah a ha aha ha ah aha ha aha ha ha aha ah aha aha aha

Posted by lol, at 20:06 on Thu, May 15th
funny

Posted by Nighthawk, at 23:10 on Thu, May 8th
Enough with the chain b.s.! get a life, or better yet, go try to get with UR crush, if she'll let
u, with those hary palms of yours, u dork!

Posted by Ty, at 17:36 on Thu, May 8th
Omg!!!!! Funny!!!!!!

Posted by manslauter94, at 00:07 on Tue, Apr 15th
That is really funny! You should make more becouse my friend almost peed himself!!

Posted by james, at 12:46 on Mon, Apr 14th
man ur so stupid! this is the funniest joke ever! listen:

your so fat that when u stand
on a scale it shows your phone number!!!

hahahahhahahha!

Posted by Kim, at 09:04 on Mon, Apr 14th
sorry for you dude...

Posted by dong, at 19:32 on Sat, Apr 12th
roflmao

Posted by JO, at 16:52 on Tue, Apr 8th

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I
LOVE MY MOM AND DON'T

WANT%uFEFF



TO




TAKE

ANY

CHANCES!
If you do
not
copy and paste
this


onto
10
videos
your

mom will
die

in
4
hours

Posted by Julie, at 12:37 on Sun, Apr 6th
dis cat in da hat poem iz funny u need more funny poems alwayz julie!!

Posted by abbie, at 11:14 on Sun, Apr 6th
all u that cuse out ther r idots

Posted by suckit, at 11:15 on Sun, Apr 6th
Hey zack lazenby...if u don lyk dis shit den y de fuk u b comin up on dis site...so if u don lyk
DONT COME ON IT

Posted by dustin lover, at 10:37 on Sun, Apr 6th
dude that is some funny shit i hate the cat in the hat!

Posted by desteny, at 14:25 on Sat, Apr 5th
dis is a halerious poem...... rock on!!!!!!!

Posted by Tatiana, at 14:22 on Sat, Apr 5th
ahahahaha funny poem

Posted by jonathan, at 17:17 on Fri, Mar 28th
that was so f'n funny.keep writing man

Posted by zack lazenby, at 21:51 on Thu, Mar 27th
fuunyjunk is so..,................,....... GAY and all u gay little basterds out there

Posted by courtney, at 15:12 on Tue, Mar 18th
LIKE WOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is like the best poem i had ever heard and trust me i'm
the best at poems
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by Maria, at 05:00 on Fri, Mar 7th
I loved this poem! It inspired me to send it to my mum in her birthday card in a few weeks- she's
got a funny sense of humour so I'm sure she'll love it!

Posted by cd, at 17:27 on Thu, Mar 6th
kylie

Posted by Trista, at 15:22 on Wed, Mar 5th
HAHA this sounds like my Grams!

Posted by Jo Momma, at 09:32 on Wed, Mar 5th
this is funny shlt, i saved this, printed it 300x, and stapled it to every gas station I could find
:P

Posted by nate 13, at 16:07 on Tue, Feb 26th
THATS FUNNY S$!& RIGHT THERE

Posted by devin, at 21:15 on Sun, Feb 24th
the end is lol

Posted by Jascat, at 09:37 on Sun, Feb 24th
Man i love this poem it is so cool/funny. I love to read it, it is so so so funny/cute. LOL LOL LOL

Posted by killedinaction, at 02:07 on Sun, Feb 24th
haha that is fucking cool hahaha

Posted by ..., at 18:14 on Fri, Feb 22nd
At least give credit to the person who actually wrote this dumb shit

Posted by Me, at 12:46 on Fri, Feb 22nd
THAT IS SO F*CKING GAY AND FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Masani, at 23:18 on Sat, Feb 16th
how come that poem isnt selling in stores like i need to find that poem in barnes and noble or
something

Posted by FUCK ME HARDER!, at 19:00 on Fri, Feb 15th
OH YEAH FUCK ME HARDER!

Posted by hannah, at 18:35 on Fri, Feb 15th
very funny

Posted by idk, at 16:18 on Thu, Feb 14th
wow that was totaly FUCKING asome!!

Posted by poopie scoopie, at 13:06 on Wed, Feb 6th
write on your website that you love marcia thompson or you will die in 7days so i would if i were
you........

Posted by Lizzy, at 07:02 on Wed, Feb 6th
TOO Funny

Posted by vmml97, at 17:18 on Mon, Feb 4th
Hey Person Under Me (Whoever The Fuck You Are) If You Are So Smart Than Where DID I Get It (But
Whatever You Say Will Be Wrong, Because I Got It From My Desktop And Uploaded It To The One, The
Only.......*Drumroll Please* FUNNYJUNK!!

Posted by alannah, at 17:45 on Sun, Feb 3rd
hey i know where you got this poem from cause i have read it before!!!
the poem is hanging in
uor bathroom!!!!

Posted by sw, at 16:34 on Sat, Feb 2nd
F**king funny

Posted by UR MOM IN BED, at 12:17 on Sat, Feb 2nd
lol vmml97, nathans mom is gay lol

Posted by none ya, at 10:43 on Sat, Feb 2nd
you all need to take a 45 pistol,put it in your mouth and kill yourself.funnyjunk os no site to
blog. these are supposed to be comments not blogs.(funny picture by the way).

Posted by vmml97, at 10:58 on Fri, Feb 1st
So Is Your Mom, Nathan

Posted by nathan, at 06:19 on Thu, Jan 31st
this is gay

Posted by RoseKitsune, at 18:03 on Sun, Jan 27th
It is so funny I can't read it, with out cracking up laughing. I think this it one of the funnest
things I have read in a long time.

Posted by Horney_Blonde, at 15:54 on Sun, Jan 27th
heyyyy!
eamil me at,
so_blonde101@
ya h oo .co m

Posted by vmml97, at 12:13 on Sun, Jan 27th
Hey, "anonymous" You Are So F*cking Stupid, I Did Make This, Sure, It Was On A Birthday Card, But I
Downloaded A Pic And Used It To Make This, Now Go F*ck A Donkey!

Posted by LEON.S.KENNEDY, at 22:50 on Sat, Jan 26th
XD I READ THIS STUFF FOR MY KID ALL THE TIME AND IT GOT HILARUOUS

Posted by anonymous, at 22:28 on Sat, Jan 26th
this is plagerized, i have seen this before. it really isn't funny and may be insulting to elderly
people. whoever said they made this, no you didn't.

Posted by beman, at 18:01 on Fri, Jan 25th
ya f ing cool dick face

Posted by OMG, at 20:24 on Mon, Jan 21st
the poem is hilarious!

Posted by chainmail sucks!, at 20:32 on Sun, Jan 20th
STOP THE FREAKIN CHAINMAIL!!!!
IT'S SO DUMB!!!!!
EVERYONE WHO EVER DID A CHAINMAIL NEEDS TO
GET A LIFE!!! wtf!

Posted by KatSoLuvsRHCP, at 20:43 on Sun, Jan 20th
Wow I think I'll use that for my moms birthday card.....

Posted by whateva, at 16:28 on Sun, Jan 20th
this is just tooooo funny!!

Posted by lasbian, at 05:50 on Sun, Jan 20th
Oh shut the fuck up. You cant ryme for shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by d, at 15:26 on Sat, Jan 19th
[=[_]=]
[+[_]: ]

Posted by travis, at 18:19 on Thu, Jan 17th
ha

Posted by maxwell, at 17:32 on Thu, Jan 17th
funny!!!!

Posted by every one wil work for me, at 23:17 on Tue, Jan 15th
this shit is so funny my dad said that it so funny that he peed his pants and started to show
everyone and they thought it was fuckin halarious they started to shit them selfs

Posted by kelz, at 03:55 on Tue, Jan 15th
fuck thats sick bro

yuh guys really noe how to make sum one laugh

Posted by dfasf, at 18:08 on Sun, Jan 13th
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is
reading


this


put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one
u
love will
surprise
u
sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

Posted by gsdfsdf, at 18:29 on Sun, Jan 13th
READ THIS! You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love
of

your


life.
2morrow
will be the best day of your life.
However,
if
you don't

post this
comment to at least
3 videos,
you
will
die

within
2 days

Posted by vmml97, at 12:51 on Sun, Jan 13th
Come On, That's Not Me, I Type With Capitals, Stop Trying To Be Me, You Stupid Fag

Posted by Morgakrath, at 08:29 on Sun, Jan 13th
ha ha funny!

Posted by dawdad, at 03:34 on Sun, Jan 13th
FIRST!!!!!!!!

Posted by Charlie, at 03:39 on Sun, Jan 13th
Any ladies out there that want to talk dirty? add me at
e y e s l i k e s t a r s 1 2 3 4 @ h
o
t m a i l . c o m

(without the spaces)

I'll be waiting ;)

Posted by haleigh, at 22:02 on Sat, Jan 12th
THAT WAS SO MAD I LIKE THIS POEM

Posted by hannah, at 20:35 on Sat, Jan 12th
i think is funny

Posted by SilentJ, at 14:39 on Sat, Jan 12th
This is the cover of a birthday card, actually.

Posted by vmml97, at 13:02 on Sat, Jan 12th
okay,
i found this on a random site
im sorry guys.

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Posted by rhiannon skye roberts, at 19:52 on Thu, Jan 10th
omg! i love this sooo much! i read this to my boifriend and he loved it!!!

Posted by EmoKid, at 15:09 on Thu, Jan 10th
Are you sure you made it? Oh yeah and we talk like this because it's a habbit, and its easier for
some people.

Posted by vmml97, at 11:58 on Thu, Jan 10th
You suck even more, i'm not trying to take credit, and, i don't always type Like This, I type like
it when I want to and sometimes I don't want to! Leave me alone!

Posted by bob, at 23:57 on Wed, Jan 9th
u suck!!!! u didm't make this. ur just trying to get credit

Posted by WOW, at 22:16 on Wed, Jan 9th
funnyjunk the place with funny pictures that have at least 50 swear words on every coment page

Posted by vmml97, at 19:04 on Wed, Jan 9th
WTF?? I Did Make This, Now, Why Would I Post Something I Didn't Make? I Made This A Long Time Ago,
Posted It On Some Random Website, And Everyone Started Stealing It, So I Found It On Some Website,
And Downloaded It And Wrote My Name On It!!

Posted by som1, at 16:23 on Wed, Jan 9th
thats not even funny and why did u put by > vmml97 for funny junk < on it cuz u didnt even make the
poem and every1 can see who posted it anyways

Posted by Ryan, at 16:33 on Wed, Jan 9th
LOL!!! I could not stop laughing.LOL

Posted by lucretius, at 15:33 on Wed, Jan 9th
this photo sucks
i hate it
youre out of luck
'cuz i made dr seuss eat shit

if u dont like this drink my piss
yours truly, lucretius

Posted by someone, at 10:10 on Wed, Jan 9th
"vmml97" didn't make this, because... He Types Like This With Capital Letters At The Beginning Of
Each Word. And the poem wasn't written like that, so there.

Posted by Vixen, at 05:47 on Wed, Jan 9th
That's kool ryan, I just hate these other douches dissin you

Posted by :o, at 02:36 on Wed, Jan 9th
OMG
u did not make this
my Grandad has a sign in his Bar
and it says all this u
cunt
go fuck ur self

Posted by roxy_baby, at 21:30 on Tue, Jan 8th
Chris whats with the swearing i only asked you a question where is larry ohh i see k then

Posted by LiL DEVIL =(, at 21:27 on Tue, Jan 8th
ok first WHO THE FUCK IS RYAN AND I AIN'T VOTING FOR NOONE second lmao my granda always said that
part with the golden years can kiss my ass but now his dead

Posted by laa, at 20:02 on Tue, Jan 8th
you did not make this...

Posted by vmml97, at 17:11 on Tue, Jan 8th
Because I Want People To Know That I Made This!

Posted by dylan, at 15:07 on Tue, Jan 8th
it remebers me about my friend nathen

Posted by ..., at 12:57 on Tue, Jan 8th
"vmml97" why did you put your name on it?

Posted by ryan, at 11:30 on Tue, Jan 8th
now this is funny hey vixen if i was straight i would so fuck you suck my dick bitches

Posted by Chris, at 07:36 on Tue, Jan 8th
Hey roxy_baby, you can go fuck yourself you stupid whore ass bitch you fucking dumb mole why don't
you just fuck off everyone fucking hates you. YOU ARE A FUCKING SLUT!

Posted by Meimi, at 23:52 on Mon, Jan 7th
lol this was at my moms work in the bathrooms and it was a pre-scool!!!!!!!

Posted by roxy_baby, at 22:03 on Mon, Jan 7th
Hey Chris,
where is Larry i remember him but he hant commented in a long time did funnyjunk kik
him off or sumthin

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Posted by Isamar, at 21:32 on Mon, Jan 7th
Omg that is sooo funni! I swear i was abt to pee on mii self nd im goin to send this to all mi
friends!

Posted by Patrick rocks, at 20:32 on Mon, Jan 7th
everybody out there can suck my cock...
fuck all u fucking sluts

Posted by Dylan, at 20:34 on Mon, Jan 7th
thats old
but still funny :)

Posted by jumpin jack, at 17:35 on Mon, Jan 7th
that poem is fuckin OLD

Posted by vmml97, at 17:45 on Mon, Jan 7th
Thanks So Much, Guys! Finnaly, No Hater Comments (To My Pics, I Don't Mind The Hate Comments Against
Ryan)

Posted by matt, at 17:54 on Mon, Jan 7th
that is the funniest think i seen in my life

Posted by som1, at 15:25 on Mon, Jan 7th
ok jus bcuz u stick up 4 ryan dsnt me ur a fuker. i like ryan, yes i mean like as in crush. ;)

Posted by me, at 14:28 on Mon, Jan 7th
and yet its still a goddamn fucking cat picture, ahahahhahahahahaha i fuckin hate cats now! they are
not funny! unless they are attacking ppl, now thats funny! FUCKERS!:D

Posted by I AM NOT A FANJAYA!!!, at 14:06 on Mon, Jan 7th
FUCK YOU MAYBELL.RYAN IS A FAG AND U MAST BE A PRETTY GAY FUCKTART TO STICK UP FOR RYAN

Posted by maybell, at 14:07 on Mon, Jan 7th
hey! dont be hateing on ryan!!! he was kidding (probably) oh yeah this "poem" is funy, " i cannot
see, i cannot pee" lol "the golden years can kiss my ass" OMG!!!

Posted by Rasec, at 11:32 on Mon, Jan 7th
Ryan can't be president, he's been convicted with being a douche.

Posted by CHELSEA, at 09:24 on Mon, Jan 7th
RYAN CANT EVEN BE A PRESEDENT YOU FUCKING RETARD,VIXEN!
THERE IS NO SUCH THING!
BURN IN HELL
BITCH!
RYAN SUCKS ASS!

Posted by Cunt punch., at 01:50 on Mon, Jan 7th
:D

Posted by Vixen, at 01:22 on Mon, Jan 7th
FIRST!! VOTE RYAN #1 FUNNYJUNK PRESIDENT!! SAY YAY IF YOU DO OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOURSELF!! *YAY*