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#3307 - cometfire (12/11/2012) [-]
So I heard you like ponies.
#3311 to #3307 - darkjustifier (12/11/2012) [-]
You heard right!!!

Sorry this took so long but I was asleep when this came.
User avatar #3305 - angelodlt (12/11/2012) [-]
Jesus how do you get -1931 fj points
#3300 - marikochan (12/11/2012) [-]
Do you have any Derpy Hooves pictures to spear?
User avatar #3303 to #3302 - darkjustifier (12/11/2012) [-]
Spread the word, Darkjustifier is the brony help line.
User avatar #3254 to #3253 - darkjustifier (12/10/2012) [-]
And how are you today?
User avatar #3255 to #3254 - PopcornViking ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
magnificent
User avatar #3256 to #3255 - darkjustifier (12/10/2012) [-]
That's good and what is the reason of your visit today my friend?
#3246 - novabird (12/09/2012) [-]
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i found the instructions to make those pictures!
#3247 to #3246 - darkjustifier (12/09/2012) [-]
squeee* I was right, I was going to test it out today!!!
squeee* I was right, I was going to test it out today!!!
User avatar #3248 to #3247 - novabird (12/09/2012) [-]
i know nothing about this or what their using.
User avatar #3249 to #3248 - darkjustifier (12/09/2012) [-]
Photoshop, it's the advanced layering stuff, it gets pretty complicated with big projects but this was made to be pretty easy to learn, I'm sure you could learn lickity split if you wanted too.
User avatar #3250 to #3249 - novabird (12/09/2012) [-]
have never used photoshop, if i get the advanced drawing pad i want i will though because i will be able to draw some really good stuff and edit it.
User avatar #3251 to #3250 - darkjustifier (12/09/2012) [-]
Make some epic fight scenes at that.
User avatar #3252 to #3251 - novabird (12/09/2012) [-]
actually i prefer to draw birds and forest settings, i suck at drawing everything else but blueprints and weapons.
User avatar #3237 - sidthekiller (12/08/2012) [-]
hey,do you by any chance, play littlebigplanet?
User avatar #3239 to #3237 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Dang it, just got up and I have to drive two hours for my sisters basketball game, I talk to ya later.
User avatar #3240 to #3239 - sidthekiller (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, see you in two hours then.
User avatar #3238 to #3237 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I wish, but no I couldn't find a copy when I had the money.
User avatar #3241 to #3238 - sidthekiller (12/08/2012) [-]
that sucks
#3157 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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before i forget, look at what i found...
(click them to activate their ability)
User avatar #3197 to #3157 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I'd expect nothing less from my most morbid of friends.
#3198 to #3197 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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true and i'm definitely morbid...
with a side of chaos!
(crap that fart reeks...)
#3199 to #3198 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
woah that rat looks like it may be in pain, just wanted to say this I got an ipod today after listening to a generic mp3 most of my life, it's like angels singing in my ears, I didn't know what I was missing out on.
User avatar #3200 to #3199 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
get a pocket pc or droid cellphone, they have even better sound quality, that and upgrade your sound card to a creative sound blaster pro, you'll never go back.
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I've always loved music but I don't know what I'm gonna do without this now.
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright that guy loses his man badge after that.
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
yup, i do the same thing but i use slenderman style, i wait for people to open doors and go around corners or just as their about to do something then BAM, i scare the **** out of them.
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I'm glad you didn't do it to me man, I'm an automatic fist up man when it comes to that and have accidentally hurt people when they tried that on me.
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
good thing i'm very fast then, i never drop my guard and will pull back instantly when someone trys to swing, although i do prefer to make the hair on your neck stand up on its own without you seeing me.
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
That's good, I'm always really guilty because I really don't like hitting people but I can't help it when the startle retaliation occurs.
User avatar #3212 to #3211 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
plus you would have to hit me really hard in order for me to feel it, that or in a funny bone.
#3213 to #3212 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Seems like that would just tickle.
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
this one time i was taking out garbage at work and a bag of old rice started to fall and i went into full overdrive to catch it, in the process of moving really fast(will make time stop) i slammed my funny bone about 1/2 of an inch into the solid steel support bar, it shut down my whole body and i passed out for about half an hour, when i woke up i had to get my cellphone and call my parents for help because i couldn't move, took me about 2 hours before i could walk straight because it messed up my nervous system by hitting all of my nerve clusters at once and i still have trouble with my arm after that happened.
#3215 to #3214 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
That's what I call a chip in the armor mate.
User avatar #3216 to #3215 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
yup, that's the one time pain meant something, usually i brush it off like it never happened, still not as bad as my friend almost taking his head off with my pistol, good thing i caught his mistake before he got any further, i see him trying to unjam the gun while it's pointed towards his head and i yell out stop then i tell him to slowly turn it away from his face and just as it clears his ear it goes off and you can see a white concussion blast because they were custom hot rounds and he's covering his face and asks me if it got him, i look and the whole side of his face was red and he couldn't keep his balance or hear anything out of the ear for about a month, man did he get lucky, ironically he had police training as well and he still made that mistake, glad i always have my tools in my belt when it happens to me.
#3217 to #3216 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Who in the world would point a gun at their own head while unjamming!?!
User avatar #3218 to #3217 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
he wasn't thinking, even after i told him that if it jammed to set it down, i was still getting the bugs out and tuning it.
User avatar #3236 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright man, see ya later, I'll atch some zs too.
User avatar #3234 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
maybe you should get some sleep man, I couldn't run on that small amount of sleep.
User avatar #3235 to #3234 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
i can but i'll be extra crazy if i don't sleep soon, guess i better see ya later.
User avatar #3232 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep 1:00AM here, no work tomorrow.

and that looks pretty freaking epic.
User avatar #3233 to #3232 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
it's 12:30am here and i have to go to work at 8:30am...
User avatar #3229 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Might need a bit of steel plating sandwiched in between.
User avatar #3231 to #3229 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
hmmm, you're never awake this late, must be your day off.
#3230 to #3229 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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nope, it will be harder than steel and make the wearer look like a raven.
this design looks doable but i want it to be more flexible.
User avatar #3227 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I need to get some.
User avatar #3228 to #3227 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
i have everything but the vest, i was thinking of building my vest out of carbon fiber and dyneema fabric.
User avatar #3226 to #3225 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
if there's a threat, i don't play around, i also have bullet proof armor if needed.
User avatar #3223 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Pit of doom?
User avatar #3224 to #3223 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
remember in resident evil where the people gut cut by lasers...
kinda like that but i'll be using my damascus battle ready katana and pistol, if i know they are trespassers from in my bedroom i will shoot them right thru the floor right up the ass with my 7mm rifle like those creatures in the movie tremors attacked because i can tell where everyone is when they walk above me and if they are family or not by how they sound.
User avatar #3221 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I know but hearing what your friend did just makes me want to keep it away from others at all costs.
User avatar #3222 to #3221 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
i already do that, you don't wanna know what i would do to trespassers, especially if they try to rob me and especially of my weapons.
#3219 to #3218 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
This makes me want to put my desert eagle in an even safer location.
User avatar #3220 to #3219 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
as long as you keep it in a safe and the ammo in a locking ammo box as well you'll be fine.
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
wait till you upgrade it to something even better, the creative sound card is the best one you can buy.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Those are great, I can sort of see how they did it too, I don't know if I could copy it though,
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
if i knew what they were called i could do research to find out.
User avatar #3162 to #3160 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
See those lines in it, they seem to make a mesh of lines for the enlargement, so when you enlarge the thumbnail it should go pixely but instead it spreads out those pixels to show the picture behind it, which is why the first one doesn't work it stays thumbnail size.
User avatar #3163 to #3162 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
something like that, i think it has to do with pixel spacing and getting the colors and measurements just right.
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Which I'm no good at, I was meant to be a teacher.
User avatar #3165 to #3164 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
people learn from me without me teaching them, then again people watch me because they know they will benefit from it, my friends down the street have learned quite a bit from me and have gained skills they didn't know were possible or easily obtainable but unknown simply by watching me after asking the right questions.
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
You should make youtube videos.
User avatar #3168 to #3166 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
also, look up onry nova on youtube(there's 6 videos), i used to have a video maker but now i don't.
User avatar #3169 to #3168 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I saw your nova vids, I meant for your apparently darker thoughts, I could send you a torrent for one if you'd like, wait nevermind those are screen recorders.
User avatar #3170 to #3169 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
what's a screen recorder?
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
A recorder that records what your screen is doing, made for computer gamers who wnt to show off or do game reviews.
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
could be useful to show people a few advanced pc tricks involving rare hardware.
User avatar #3173 to #3172 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Just look up screen recorder gold, they can be fps hogs though.
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
interesting...
i'll save that for when i'm really bored, the less of my bedroom they see the better, i don't wanna give people nightmares... OR DO I?! nah, they would probably report my room as a bio-hazard.
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
My boredom consists of breaking glass.....I don't have any non plastic dishes......
User avatar #3176 to #3175 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
if i get too bored i start to build the scary/dangerous stuff in the back of my mind and my mind will keep giving me instructions to build more dangerous items as i finish them.
on the plus side it does take a long time to build some of the stuff i come up with.
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
.............napalm flamethrower.................................................[small]please?[smal l]
User avatar #3196 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
oh really?
i recommend starting from the beginning then.
some of it is messed up though.
User avatar #3194 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
a morbid video...
User avatar #3195 to #3194 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I've never seen it before.
User avatar #3192 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
little miss rarity part 6 is out...
you know, that creepy video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqxMOEPB7oc
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Alright alright, what the heck was that?
User avatar #3190 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
with all the chaos in this planet right now, taking control would be very easy if everyone turned on each other because you could do whatever you want as long as their distracted.
User avatar #3191 to #3190 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Just need a bit of a push, chao starts start your plan, take control......profit.
User avatar #3188 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
very dangerous, weather tends to get out of control rather easily.
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I can see the plan forming, to rule the world!!!!
User avatar #3186 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
the machine uses concentrated energy to form wind and clouds and to create full size tornadoes.
User avatar #3187 to #3186 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Sounds dangerous.
User avatar #3184 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
gives me another idea for a weather machine...
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
muhaha?
User avatar #3180 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
i said plasma lance, i did forget the 5w burning laser though and the hand held fireballs.
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
You said it twice, man I am blind sometimes.
User avatar #3178 to #3177 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
just what i needed... more ideas...
on my list:
mini gatling gun
plasma lance
hydrogen mines
h3 reactor
free energy generator
plasma wave cannon
emp pulse generator
flame thrower
missiles(all types)
another deadly boomerang
more knives and swords
plasma lance
bullet proof armor and shields
night vision devices
microwave cannon
ion cannon
big stealth uav
jet hydroplaning kayak
kinetic energy collecting/converting wheel
and a few others that are much bigger...
User avatar #3179 to #3178 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Don't forget the Plasma lance.
#3167 to #3166 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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i need a video recorder...
the things i could post though...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha...
mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!
User avatar #3161 to #3160 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
also that post link i sent you has got more comments.
User avatar #3139 to #3138 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I gotta say, that was hilarious.
#3140 to #3139 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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yup and you know how i just enjoy dishing out the torment!
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
You used my favorite comment to, "now where's the fun in that!?!"
User avatar #3143 to #3141 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
also, i downloaded rez for dreamcast!
#3242 to #3143 - dreamcast (12/08/2012) [-]
Oh thank you that's so kind that you would download that for me.
User avatar #3243 to #3242 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
LOL, i didn't think someone would use the console name as a user name, you want the link?
i happen to have one of the biggest collections of roms available and know many places to get them, i also copy them from the source when i have the disks on hand.
User avatar #3244 to #3243 - dreamcast (12/09/2012) [-]
yup lol, i just like dreamcast that much. im good on the rom though, i delete my emulator and dont feel like downloading a new one.
User avatar #3245 to #3244 - novabird (12/09/2012) [-]
it plays just like the real thing on my pc, i use a usb xbox360 controller to play my games because there's no bugs, they also sell a usb wireless adapter so you don't need wires, i also play the ps2 on my pc and it runs just as fast because i have a 6 core processor and 16gb of ddr3 ram, i havn't got the saturn emulator to work yet though, uit always shows a blank screen, i probably need to get a bigger video card(or crossfire) to make it work.
#3142 to #3141 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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combined with the perfect image!
#3145 to #3144 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
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and i'm just dementedly delicious!
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I feel sadz now
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
this picture describes me a little too well...
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
when i wake up i can barely move, see or keep my balance and everything hurts in more ways than one, then i concentrate till i can move around and see properly(this takes a while) and everything continues to hurt, sometimes more so when i'm forced to do too much at once even though my curse forces me to never stop moving or i need a distraction or i will never rest even though i'm always chronically tired/fatigued, the side effects make me like the guy in the last part, i have a crazy smile and act kinda crazy but otherwise i show no emotion, you can't even tell if i'm sick unless you have been around me for a long time, i would be much more normal if it wasn't for the pain i'm in every single day, the levels are so high that i can barely feel most sensations including extreme heat and cold and i can pierce my skin with surgical needles without flinching and take an ultrasonic pic to my teeth without a numbing agent, either way i have learned to cope quite well.
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
Your curse is much worse than mine, I'm a depressed man with a smile, I wish I knew how to help.
User avatar #3152 to #3151 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
there's no known cure for what i have, only 1 in 500,000,000,000 get what i have.
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
I know I just feel bad when I can't help people.
User avatar #3154 to #3153 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
i know that feeling, i prefer to be useful at all times.
User avatar #3155 to #3154 - darkjustifier (12/08/2012) [-]
hey I gotta go, but I'll be back in a couple of hours.
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
smell me later.
User avatar #3146 to #3145 - novabird (12/08/2012) [-]
funny thing is i have that same smile.
#3082 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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LOL, WHY?!
#3084 to #3082 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I see nothing wrong with this picture.
I see nothing wrong with this picture.
User avatar #3085 to #3083 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I had to wait a few to get the joke.
User avatar #3087 to #3086 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
............now don't judge, but i have it in my favorites.
User avatar #3088 to #3087 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i do as well, i find this stuff funny as hell.
#3089 to #3088 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah....yeah funny that's why I have it saved............
User avatar #3090 to #3089 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
ha, i knew it!
and that doesn't bother me in the slightest, they don't call me a daemon for nothing (yes another one of my many nicknames) and i have a sadistic sense of humor.
#3091 to #3090 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Wait what did you know?
Wait what did you know?
User avatar #3095 to #3093 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
oh sweet celestia my sides.
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
read what you said, then what i said.
#3094 to #3092 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Sorry my brain's running on empty after the exam today, I got an A but that didn't make it any less mentally exhausting.
User avatar #3101 to #3099 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
huh.....anal vore.
User avatar #3111 to #3109 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
..........I'm just asking myself, would I want that?
User avatar #3114 to #3111 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
that makes it even funnier!
User avatar #3118 to #3114 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
hmmmmm........yes
User avatar #3104 to #3101 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
never used that word so i have no clue what it means.
User avatar #3106 to #3104 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
You need to login to view this link

mouse over gallery, go to tags, click the word.
User avatar #3113 to #3110 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah I stay away from that part of the gallery.
User avatar #3115 to #3113 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
that part is still clean...
could be worse, i managed to stumble into the dirty really section...
User avatar #3123 to #3117 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i make it a point to erase my memory if needed.
User avatar #3119 to #3117 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
there was a link and i followed it out of curiosity...
note to self, links can be a bad thing.
User avatar #3121 to #3119 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I've strayed into some weird stuff on that site, I usually stick to the short words, never anything fancy.
User avatar #3096 to #3094 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i got an honor roll in the science sim before i graduated in 04
User avatar #3097 to #3096 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Too lazy to go for honor roll, didn't do any work till college went from Fs to As in a few days.
User avatar #3098 to #3097 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i did that test half asleep, imagine what would happen if i was trying.
User avatar #3100 to #3098 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
97 percentiles?
User avatar #3102 to #3100 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
if i was trying i could get or close to 100%, remember, my brain can create alternate realities to test theories, it just takes a lot of energy.
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I only got 94%
User avatar #3105 to #3103 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i got either 7th or 11th place in the usa.
User avatar #3107 to #3105 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
A friend of mine got 4th, he's a freaking genius though.
User avatar #3136 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
smell me later.
User avatar #3134 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
kinda hard living in the basement....
User avatar #3135 to #3134 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
lol anyway, I'm heading off to the hay pile to go to bed talk to ya tomorrow man.
User avatar #3133 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
you:I'm always willing to lend a helping hand.
me: that's what she said!
User avatar #3130 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
that's what she said!
User avatar #3132 to #3130 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!!!
User avatar #3131 to #3130 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
wait.....what?
User avatar #3128 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i look the same as i did 10 years ago, people trust me because of the way i act when needed.
User avatar #3129 to #3128 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm always willing to lend a helping hand.
User avatar #3126 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
they never did that to me, then again they knew i could get them into trouble if they tried that with me, i always have some evidence around, i was also one of the few students that the principal actually liked.
User avatar #3127 to #3126 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Well they didn't do it anymore after I hit puberty and grew 3 feet and got my smile, my smile creates instant trust for some reason.
User avatar #3122 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i simply enjoyed proving them wrong if i knew they were otherwise i stuck to my tasks, i had a bad habit of tormenting everyone as well.
User avatar #3125 to #3122 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I got suspended a multitude of times for proving them wrong and them calling it being a smart aleck.
User avatar #3116 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
most of my teachers couldn't teach me properly, to get my brain to work you have to think outside of the box and watch your wording, textbook garbage always caused me to get confused, i worked better being asked questions for a reason, if the question had no real purpose i would have trouble answering it.
User avatar #3120 to #3116 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Teachers always avoided asking me questions, I'd always get into some kind of fight about something whether it be moral or political nonsense.
User avatar #3108 to #3107 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
impressive, the question is was he trying though?
a friend of mine with an iq of about 150 says that i rival his iq sometimes when my mind is clear and i know he's smart, i still tend to finish his sentences for him sometimes though.
User avatar #3112 to #3108 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Not in class he doesn't, I don't know about tests, I usually freeze up on tests though spending 5 minutes at a time unscrambling my brain for the answers, stupid jumble brain.
User avatar #3047 to #3045 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
You cheeky blighter!!!
#3035 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #9732 at Animated GIFs ** i summon chaos!
User avatar #3037 to #3035 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
nice roll.
User avatar #3044 to #3037 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
which reminds me of a funny conversation i had yesterday on a page that said to roll your sex partner then other stuff:
user rolled novabird
me: i'm 8 1/2 inches of awesome!
user: i'm a guy.
me: i'm a bird.
User avatar #3049 to #3044 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
That is the best cmment ever.
User avatar #3050 to #3049 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
it completely caught him off guard.
User avatar #3053 to #3050 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Sounds like something I would say

popdrums and wagglezags.
#3054 to #3053 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #2124841 at MLP Friendly Board ** watch out for the spiders and gore i added below.
User avatar #3056 to #3054 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Luckily, I Looked away and typed with my psychic powers.
#3057 to #3056 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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how i use my keyboard...
User avatar #3058 to #3057 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
PERFECT!!!
User avatar #3059 to #3058 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i have many gifts for youuu there up in my bum... yum yum yum yum!
User avatar #3060 to #3059 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Sounds like a molestia comic.
#3061 to #3060 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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hmmm...
what if you were to comment this on the tumblr homepage...
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
......I'd get one effed up comment.
#3063 to #3062 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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probably totally worth it though!
User avatar #3064 to #3063 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
DO IT FILLY!!!
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i still don't know how to use tumblr just yet or i would.
#3069 to #3066 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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this is what my screen looks like.
User avatar #3080 to #3069 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
Twas the answer to every question.
User avatar #3079 to #3069 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
nevermind......
User avatar #3081 to #3079 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i see.
User avatar #3078 to #3076 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i found the answer, so i deleted it, can't remember what i asked though.
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
on the pic? or tumblr?
User avatar #3071 to #3069 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I see someone posted something ******* and deleted it.
User avatar #3073 to #3071 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
where? here or there?
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i'm on tumblr right now but i have trouble with their layout, fyi, i use 2 screens so i can chat and browse multiple places at once.
User avatar #3072 to #3067 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
We do have a lot of conversations about nothing in-particular, the topics move around quite a lot.
User avatar #3074 to #3072 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
does keep things interesting though.
#3068 to #3067 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
You've told me before I believe.
User avatar #3070 to #3068 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i don't remember...
User avatar #3055 to #3054 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
i sooo do not look like that...
User avatar #3039 to #3037 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
the last time i said that i rolled a porn gif.
User avatar #3042 to #3039 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
That sounds relevant too.
#3046 to #3042 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #2106467 at MLP Friendly Board ** now i will attempt to divide by zero!
#3052 to #3051 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #2025954 at MLP Friendly Board ** noz.
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User avatar #3028 to #3026 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I am subscribed to ponytime.
User avatar #3029 to #3028 - sidthekiller (12/07/2012) [-]
i'm an idiot.
nevermind
#3032 to #3030 - sidthekiller (12/07/2012) [-]
why are you sorry?
User avatar #3033 to #3032 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
.......I'm always apologizing for one reason or another.
User avatar #3043 to #3041 - darkjustifier (12/07/2012) [-]
I would reply with a pic but I'm on my friend's computer and forgot my flash drive.
User avatar #3009 - sidthekiller (12/06/2012) [-]
!WARNING!
LARGE AMOUNT OF SPIDERS BELOW!
User avatar #3004 - sidthekiller (12/06/2012) [-]
!WARNING!
LARGE AMOUNT OF SPIDERS BELOW!
#3031 to #3004 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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and for the grand finale...
#3024 to #3004 - novabird (12/07/2012) [-]
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glad i don't drink coffee...
#3015 to #3004 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
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S. P. I. D. E. R.
#3017 to #3015 - sidthekiller (12/07/2012) [-]
thast one made me laugh
thast one made me laugh
#3014 to #3004 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
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i have quite a few here.
#3012 to #3004 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
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hell why not...
User avatar #2993 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
ahem VV
#2994 to #2993 - darkjustifier (12/06/2012) [-]
**darkjustifier rolls 723** is that 2 Vs or a W?
#2995 to #2994 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Facebook (99) ** pointing down actually.
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
**novabird rolls 98** previous thread...
User avatar #2999 to #2998 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
i don't get that one...
#3000 to #2999 - darkjustifier (12/06/2012) [-]
Oopa forgot the words, I was saying I had to go in a minute.
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
yup, will do.
User avatar #3002 to #3001 - darkjustifier (12/06/2012) [-]
See ya later man.
#3003 to #3002 - novabird (12/06/2012) [-]
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smell me later!
(couldn't resist)
User avatar #2929 - misticalz ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
Can you tell your "fan" to shut the **** up.
User avatar #2931 to #2930 - misticalz ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
The one who keeps spamming your profile and saying that all bronies should unite.
User avatar #2933 to #2931 - darkjustifier (12/04/2012) [-]
Him again!!! sorry man I can't stop him he's trying to get me banned and being not so intelligent about it at the same time.
#2970 to #2933 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [-]
but.... isn't that a good thing. you need to be banned.
User avatar #2934 to #2933 - misticalz ONLINE (12/04/2012) [-]
ok. c:
User avatar #2928 - xenxio (12/04/2012) [-]
I just got done with my Philosophy exam. Thought you might like to take a look. Maybe add some criticism

funnyjunk.com/user/xenxio/1068#1068
#2932 to #2928 - darkjustifier (12/04/2012) [-]
I'd give it a good A- ,B+ if your spelling errors were on the exam itself, I found it interesting and added a new view on psychology I hadn't thought of before and I learned a few new things myself.
User avatar #2935 to #2932 - xenxio (12/05/2012) [-]
Thanks buddy, ill get to correcting those errors.
User avatar #2936 to #2935 - darkjustifier (12/05/2012) [-]
No problem.
#2892 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
I dislike you, a lot. Not entirely because you like MLP, but because you have the audacity to spam pony pictures where they are not relevant. I find you to be a very rude individual.
#2893 to #2892 - darkjustifier (12/04/2012) [-]
Come back and have an actual conversation before you judge.
#2925 to #2893 - anonymous (12/04/2012) [-]
What do you mean? Are you insinuating that I cannot judge you because I've yet to have a conversation with you? Since I have no right to judge according to you, please give me an explanation on your infatuation with ponies and posting them where they're not relevant, it'd be very much appreciated.
User avatar #2927 to #2925 - darkjustifier (12/04/2012) [-]
Come back as a user and not an anon so I can explain without stopping for an hour.
#2730 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
How is it possible to think differently? Can you think in any other way than you think? If so, how is it possible to "change your mind"?
#2731 to #2730 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
The possibility of thinking differently comes with the concept of the soul, when a person changes his mind I honestly don't know if he is actually changing his mind or the choice was there already and the brain just decided to bring that one to he forefront, the idea of it acting with emotion means it's acting with the soul to the possibility of your mind changing but maybe only altering it to the slightest degree.
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
Why do people say "I have a soul" instead of saying "I am the soul"? If "I have a soul" is what is generally said, does that mean that this "I" is even greater than the soul? And deep down, what exactly IS a soul? Furthermore, what is this "I"? When we say "I" we dont direct it towards our body, or our mind, we consider it as something more superior. Is the soul "I" or is the "I" the soul?
#2736 to #2732 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
Because we have a soul but at the same time we are the soul, we have it because it resides inside us but at the same time it is everything we make ourselves out to be, the body can survive without the soul just like the soul can survive without the body but a soulless body is nothing but a vegetable and a bodiless soul is nothing but an incorporeal dream floating throughout reality two halves of the same whole, making "I" nonexistent until the two come back together.
User avatar #2738 to #2736 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
We think that theres a reason for everything, why? If this is so, what is the reason we think this way? We think that every event has a cause. what cause us to think this way?
#2741 to #2738 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
Was there really a cause "to" make us think this way?
User avatar #2744 to #2741 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
I dont know. Its like a headlight of a car. if the light were alive it would be asking questions like, "how am i alive?" and "why do i go to place" but it will never find out.
User avatar #2747 to #2744 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
Oooh fiddlesticks, I have to go, we'll continue this later my friend.
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
okay, um if this gets on your nerves, lemme know.
User avatar #2749 to #2748 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
Ha this is fun actually, I just have to go fix my car, the noise it was making was not safe.
User avatar #2750 to #2749 - xenxio (12/02/2012) [-]
alright anyway....
#2728 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
Would you say that you're male and 100% straight?
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - darkjustifier (12/02/2012) [-]
yes why?
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