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#3872 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Hi E-queen.
Hi E-queen.
User avatar #3873 to #3872 - ecov ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3874 to #3873 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
BBYGRL
User avatar #3875 to #3874 - ecov ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I have duty tomorrow yuck
User avatar #3876 to #3875 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
ok sp my gf's mom is llike a 10/10 milf and she wants the d.
i need halp.
User avatar #3877 to #3876 - ecov ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
3 way
User avatar #3878 to #3877 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
but nu
#3879 to #3878 - ecov ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
I just came twice in a span of 15 seconds
User avatar #3880 to #3879 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
buty
#3853 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.   
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.   
Isnt that fucking awesome?    
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
Theyre going to put a belt on me before i try to go enlist in the Navy.
As of this sunday, i will be a tag team champion with one of my friends that ive been working with these past 5 months.
Isnt that fucking awesome?
Me, a champion. My body is ready EE.
User avatar #3854 to #3853 - ecov ONLINE (05/01/2014) [-]
YUUUUUUUS
User avatar #3856 to #3855 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
hi hi
#3857 to #3856 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I almost had a god damn heart attack today.
How was your promotion? Did you chew anyone out for hues?
User avatar #3858 to #3857 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
why?
It was short and nice
And I DID chew somebody the fuck out today
User avatar #3859 to #3858 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Girlfriend played a prank on me, made me think she was leaving me, i chucked a cheesecake at her so its all good now.
What did you chew him out for?
User avatar #3860 to #3859 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
For just being an asshole

he's the kind of guy everybody agrees is a douchebag

I was yelling how he only think about himself and how this job is a fucking team effort and he just said yeah I know

I just wanted to punch his lights out when he said "I don't care if you're a lcpl if you try to tell me what to do I'll knock you out"

but his bruised face isn't worth an NJP
User avatar #3861 to #3860 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I hope he gets anally raped.
User avatar #3862 to #3861 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
he will in time

I told him that one of these days he's gonna be woken up tied to a tree and nobody is going to do a damn thing
User avatar #3863 to #3862 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Its going to be like that scene in Band of Brothers, where in one sentence, Major Winters makes Capt. Sobel look like a bitch at the end.
User avatar #3864 to #3863 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
#3865 to #3864 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I are hype.
Wutcha doin now?
User avatar #3866 to #3865 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
gonna watch frozen

you?
User avatar #3867 to #3866 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Listening to the Blues Brothers and talking to my friend about sunday.
User avatar #3868 to #3867 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
I'M A SOOOOOOUL MAN
User avatar #3869 to #3868 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Shit is noice.
I wish i had a coke though, i have no mores.
User avatar #3870 to #3869 - ecov ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
bummer I'ma going to watch my movie

ttyl
User avatar #3871 to #3870 - admiralhowe ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
oki bibi
#3842 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
I ran Yosemite, and i swam until i was sure that if i didnt get get to shallow water, id fucking drown from exhaustion earlier today.
My entirety is sore.
Also, i puked in the water.
User avatar #3843 to #3842 - ecov ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
damn
User avatar #3844 to #3843 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
go hard or go home i guess.
wutcha doin?
User avatar #3845 to #3844 - ecov ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
bf4 and movies
User avatar #3846 to #3845 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
I was playing company of heroes
been a long time since i played that game.
User avatar #3847 to #3846 - ecov ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Im watching deuce bigalow
User avatar #3848 to #3847 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
Which part tho
User avatar #3849 to #3848 - ecov ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
european gigalo
User avatar #3850 to #3849 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
mah nigga
User avatar #3851 to #3850 - ecov ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
funny as fuck
User avatar #3852 to #3851 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
oh ya, did you do anything with that girl yet?
User avatar #3718 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3717 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
E
User avatar #3719 to #3717 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yo
#3720 to #3719 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
My brain made me want to sex a japanese ghost.
User avatar #3721 to #3720 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Hawt
User avatar #3722 to #3721 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I was watching the movie about Kuchisake Onna and the actress looked like my girl, and i was disturbed but aroused.
User avatar #3723 to #3722 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Lol

I'm talking about cumming on doorknobs just now
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Well, where the hell else are you gunna cum? In a tissue like some homo?
User avatar #3725 to #3724 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Toilet paper
User avatar #3726 to #3725 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
ew
User avatar #3727 to #3726 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I am so ashamed
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
you rack so much fucking disciprine.
#3730 to #3729 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
I know, i saw.
I know, i saw.
User avatar #3731 to #3730 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Imgonna do it
User avatar #3732 to #3731 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
If you dont, id be extremely disappointed.
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
And she will be in San Diego this summer
User avatar #3734 to #3733 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Fuck
Her
In
Half
User avatar #3735 to #3734 - ecov ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Yus
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/27/2014) [-]
Itd be one hell of a story to tell the rest of the guys.
You had a 3 way involving you, her, and a doorknob.
User avatar #3677 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
EE
#3698 to #3677 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
so you're getting sex because your phone died?
#3699 to #3698 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Basically
How fucking awesome is that? She thinks i hung up on her.
HA
#3700 to #3699 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You lucky bitch
#3701 to #3700 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
In one week, i managed to break her from being a stone cold bitch to being wrapped around my finger by making mistakes, being confused, not knowing what the fuck was going on and generally acting silly.
Manly.
#3702 to #3701 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
And all I've got for the part 3 months is being surrounded by a bunch of sweat disgruntled men
#3703 to #3702 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Maybe go out with one of your buddies and search for poon.
#3704 to #3703 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
to sore

I just want to rest

You're so "on the go" you can't just relax
#3705 to #3704 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I guess rest is cool too.
Youll find poon soon
#3706 to #3705 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
all what I have seen is suzie rottencrotch
#3707 to #3706 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?   
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.   
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?   
Yeah 33.   
So there's that.    
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
Oh that one bitch you boinked before leaving?
Yikes, well, my grandpa didnt even lose his virginity until he met my grandma after WW2.
So you beat him, and my dad didnt lose his until like, he was what 30? 33?
Yeah 33.
So there's that.
At least you got them to beat. Although my grandpa was like barely 20 after the war so eh.
#3708 to #3707 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
well when I go on the MEU I should at least get something when I make port
#3709 to #3708 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
There's the spirit.
Never give up on the booty.
#3710 to #3709 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I am so bored
#3711 to #3710 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Here, have a picture of my favorite weeb licking her computer screen.
User avatar #3712 to #3711 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
norris?
#3713 to #3712 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
lol ye
I swear to god i have too many pics of people from here doing stupid/silly shit.
User avatar #3714 to #3713 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
it's because we are all bored
#3715 to #3714 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
Ima go get ready for tonight, cya bbygrl.
User avatar #3716 to #3715 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
cya
User avatar #3678 to #3677 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Yo
User avatar #3679 to #3678 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
i might get beaten to death later.
User avatar #3680 to #3679 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #3682 to #3681 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
You gonna get pistol whipped to death bitch
#3683 to #3682 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I just hope she kicks my ass either before or after dinner, not during.
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
don't put out any knives
User avatar #3685 to #3684 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to run away and pretend im a mexican pool boy named ernesto.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
can you mow my lawn?
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
For a dollar or some beer, yes.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
beer then
#3689 to #3688 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Im going to join the Navy, maybe then i can learn to nuke, then nuke myself.
User avatar #3690 to #3689 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Ok wantabe gay squid
User avatar #3691 to #3690 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
Can squids me gay?
User avatar #3692 to #3691 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
we call navy guys squids
User avatar #3693 to #3692 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
I dont know why but that makes sense.
User avatar #3694 to #3693 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
yus
User avatar #3695 to #3694 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
OH MY GOD
User avatar #3696 to #3695 - ecov ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3697 to #3696 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/26/2014) [-]
She called back, to fucking apologize for making me angry with her.
And asked if she could make it up to me tonight after dinner.
There is a voodoo priest who has a crush on me somewhere.
User avatar #3646 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Oi
User avatar #3667 to #3646 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
watching Jarhead
#3668 to #3667 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I need to watch that.
I need to watch that.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
it's funny
#3670 to #3669 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
That part where they go to watch Deerhunter, but its that guy's wife being porked instead, i would be that guy.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3672 to #3671 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Either that or id be like, the only guy that dies in the most retarded way ever.
User avatar #3673 to #3672 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
probably
User avatar #3674 to #3673 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Id want to go out by getting blown up by an IED, being sent flying as i scream like a bitch, and the impact breaks my ribs, and as im getting up, i sneeze and die.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ey I'm going to bed soon man got to wake up early
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
oki bibi bbygrl
User avatar #3647 to #3646 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
yo
#3648 to #3647 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Wutcha doin fucker?
Wutcha doin fucker?
User avatar #3649 to #3648 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
porn
#3650 to #3649 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Ew.
Gimme
#3652 to #3651 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Ew
Ew
#3654 to #3653 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
How do you feel about a lot of tattoos on a girl?
#3655 to #3654 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
well if it's a good large tattoo like a fucking dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that shit   
   
But if it's stupid shit like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off    
>MFW   
so there's two sides to this coin
well if it's a good large tattoo like a fucking dragon covering half her body then yeah I would pound that shit

But if it's stupid shit like a dolphin trampstamp with stupid text and/or done poorly it can be a turn off
>MFW
so there's two sides to this coin
User avatar #3657 to #3656 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
internet too gay to load
User avatar #3658 to #3657 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
She had bunch of tattoos, like on her buttcheeks n stuff.
User avatar #3659 to #3658 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
as long as it's not stupid then I'd pound it
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
It was kinda stupid, she was epic though.
User avatar #3661 to #3660 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
lol
#3662 to #3661 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I need better porn.
User avatar #3663 to #3662 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I need internet TOO porn
User avatar #3664 to #3663 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Do you mean i have better internet than someone?
Sweet.
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
yus it sucks donkey dick
User avatar #3666 to #3665 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
This makes me giggle.
#3645 to #3644 - ecov ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #3632 to #3566 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I know I am
#3633 to #3632 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
At least when youre discharged you can grow a sweet ass beard and jesus hair
#3634 to #3633 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I plan to look like jesus again
I plan to look like jesus again
#3636 to #3635 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh and my sgt saw my jesus picture

Needless to say it was entertaining
#3637 to #3636 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
ohhhh what did he say?
#3638 to #3637 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Holy shit and dying from laugher
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
hue
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
it was hard to keep a straight face
User avatar #3641 to #3640 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
show him the marshmallows
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
lol hey I need to go to sleep talk to you later
User avatar #3611 to #3566 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
she's like a cat staring to be fed

User avatar #3612 to #3611 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
exactly
i say "Whats up? want me to move?" n shit like that but nope.
just stares.
#3613 to #3612 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Eat nothing but boiled eggs and asparagus then when she's around just unleash a fart that cthulhu himself couldn't stand
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
brb
User avatar #3615 to #3614 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3617 to #3615 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
this dude st the liquor store smelled like shitted pants and it gave me a massive headache.
User avatar #3616 to #3615 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
k back
User avatar #3618 to #3616 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #3619 to #3618 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
dude
the poop guy
he stank so hard it hurt
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
what he indian?
User avatar #3621 to #3620 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
He was mexican i think.
Oh my god, ive never even smelled anything that legit gave me a headache.
It was disgusting.
#3622 to #3621 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
that's bad
#3623 to #3622 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Ive never wanted to hit someone just for stinking but god damn.
Wutcha doin?
#3624 to #3623 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
gave myself my weekly haircut

damn annoying
#3625 to #3624 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I think i need one too.
#3626 to #3625 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I hate haircuts

I want my glorious hair back
#3627 to #3626 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I dont miss my long-ish hair.
Too many ratchet ass bitches thought they were cute by pulling on it.
Dat shit is reserved for bad bitches.
#3628 to #3627 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
well I'm bald man
#3629 to #3628 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I was gunna go bald as soon as the heat kicked in.
#3630 to #3629 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
but like I don't even rate a high and tight
#3631 to #3630 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Welp
i guess ur fukd
#3591 to #3566 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I know I can get women here I mean fuck it's southern california
#3592 to #3591 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
ok im back
and i told you we have the best girls.
#3593 to #3592 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
just wait till I get a bike

the bitches juices will be flowing
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
aww yis motorsex
User avatar #3595 to #3594 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
get a handjob at 80mph
User avatar #3596 to #3595 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
it will be glorious
#3598 to #3597 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
tfw i can ride a bike, thus no motorsex
User avatar #3599 to #3598 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
wut?
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
i dunno how to ride a bike.
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
take classes
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
they have those?
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
uh yeah
User avatar #3604 to #3603 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
brb
User avatar #3605 to #3604 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
kk
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
man i love my little sister to bits but if she keeps hanging over me when i do stuff, ima beat that girl with my shoe.
User avatar #3607 to #3606 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
like a dog that just shit on the carpet?
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
yes, just fucking unload on her with my converse for the extra slap.
User avatar #3609 to #3608 - ecov ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
what did she do?
User avatar #3610 to #3609 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
all she does
is fucking stand right behind me
staring
when i call or text my girl
when i internet
when i clean
she
just
stares
#3567 to #3566 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Been playing BF4 with combat gloves on

>realism4dawin
#3568 to #3567 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
#3569 to #3568 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
THE FUCK DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
THE FUCK DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?
#3570 to #3569 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Cant i just say you suck? jeez, nigger.
Meditate your mammary glands.
#3572 to #3571 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Probably from all the jacking it i did to this sweet ass bitch.
#3573 to #3572 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
So I heard you nailed her
#3574 to #3573 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.    
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.   
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could fucking go.   
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and fucking ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.    
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.    
For 2 hours, i felt like a fuck-doll.    
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.    
She is the type where you see me, and think "This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one". Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
I did, and im happy, but god was it frightening.
I couldnt keep up man, she was like a pitbull.
Dude she had abs, and a bit or muscle in her arms, and she could fucking go.
Like, it was nice, we started off slow, romantic kissy touchy, licky, bitey stuff then she pushes me on the bed and fucking ravages me, there is no other word for what she did. She ravaged my dong. It was like having hot sex with a honey badger.
I felt like Foreman trying to keep up with Ali or a donkey trying to race a thoroughbred.
For 2 hours, i felt like a fuck-doll.
She is cuddly though, ill give her that.
She is the type where you see me, and think "This big yoked out hulk must be the mean one". Nope, its the tiny quiet chick behind me.
#3575 to #3574 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Sooo.....you're the real bitch of the relationship?
#3576 to #3575 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
In bed, dear god am i the bitch, like holy shit.
Everywhere else, no, i thought i was gunna be but it seems im her weakness which is something i thank every form of god that has been thought up cuz, well lets face it, she could probably take me.
#3577 to #3576 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
oh shit nigga
#3578 to #3577 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I cant explain it, i feel like i have power over people when she gets all handsy.
Like, this girl is the fuckign queen, no doubt about that, but me, Im that gladiator she saw in the coliseum that she decided to dust off and make him feel like a god.
Im babbling because im so fucking head over heals about this chick but you get what im trying to say here.
I feel like i can rape nature.
#3579 to #3578 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
dude dude    
   
I have a brilliant idea
dude dude

I have a brilliant idea
#3580 to #3579 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
gimme idea.
#3581 to #3580 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
what if I hook up with her sister?   
   
it's like one step to step brothers
what if I hook up with her sister?

it's like one step to step brothers
User avatar #3583 to #3581 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Also, what happened with marrying Shannon?
User avatar #3587 to #3585 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
hue
#3582 to #3581 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.   
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those "Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale" nights with her.   
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
Well she is single now so it can happen, but she's uhh... well she is uber paranoid in relationships.
I cant tell you how many times i had to have one of those "Ice cream, pajamas and Waiting to Exhale" nights with her.
But that just means you might have a chance when you visit or if i drag her to see you if i get a chance to go see you.
#3584 to #3582 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
Does she have another sister? I don't want to get a dear john letter first week into a 6 month deployment
#3586 to #3584 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Its just the two girls.
Its kinda why i never tried anything with her.
#3588 to #3586 - ecov ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent   
   
Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
Shannon is perfect in a sense because she's emotionally stable and sexually no-existent

Problem is she really shows no desire to be serious about it
User avatar #3590 to #3588 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
also brb food
#3589 to #3588 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
I think you should wait until you can go out and do things off base so youll have a wider selection of women than you did before.
User avatar #3565 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
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#3562 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
She's still passed out on my bed.
She woke up for a bit, i kissed her and told her to go back to sleep.
Poor girl is going to have a gigantic headache when she wakes up.
#3563 to #3562 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
The world just loves to cock block you
The world just loves to cock block you
#3564 to #3563 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
We had sex twice before she went to work.
User avatar #3512 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3554 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
be sure to use a condom
#3555 to #3554 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
God dude, ima fawn over her a bit here but imagine.
A short, maybe 5'3-5'4 chick; Black hair to her shoulder, pale-ish skin, sexy lips, beautiful pale blue eyes, kind of a cold attitude, perky ass, nice C cups by the looks of them, and generally quiet and she likes to hit.
Now factor in that when you do actually get more than a sentence out of her, she goes full horny-silly on you.
She is amazing man, i cant stop thinking about her.
Even more since she kissed me yesterday.
User avatar #3556 to #3555 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
lucky bitch
#3559 to #3558 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
She called asking if she could just hurry up and come over.
Yes.
I gotta go, wish me luck bby.
User avatar #3560 to #3559 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
good luck bitch
#3533 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I remember you telling me about that
I remember you telling me about that
#3534 to #3533 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I just wish she stayed small, this fucking girl is going to end up giving me a heart attack.
Damn teens.
#3535 to #3534 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3536 to #3535 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Whats your faggy self doin anyway?
#3537 to #3536 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Watching ippo and talking to you and shannon but I have some deep thinking going on right now
#3538 to #3537 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Explain the deep thinking.
#3539 to #3538 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I've now been put into my squad for about a week. These are the brothers among my brothers. Think of the usmc as an onion. You are placed in a unit which is the whole onion, then your company, then your platoon, then your squad, and finally at the very center is your fire team. This team is normally 4~5 people and these are the men that I work and train on a daily basis. These are going to be the men that will be to my left and right is I go to combat. These are the men that I might die for to save them. I'm just wrapped up in that thought. I can very possibly have one of them die in my arms, What would I do and say to them. Or I could the one that dies to save them.

These are my brothers, they are as close if not closer to me than my own blood. Losing them truly scares me. I try not to think about it and just live for the day but sometimes I can't avoid it.
#3540 to #3539 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
You can never prepare for that, even the coldest people can shrug it off and the most ready of people cant follow through with their plan of acting when someone dies.
Its the fear and unknown that drives us to do what we want to do, what we feel we have to do.
Theyre there, probably thinking the same thing you are and just as scared as you, but youre there because you chose to let that fear drive you to be someone who can do something about it.
When they die, thats when you ask yourself these questions.
If you dwell on it now, worse will happen.
Remember what i told you a long time ago, go into battle hoping to live, and surely you will not. Go into battle determined to die, and surely you will live.
In a nutshell, let this fear drive you to be greater, so when the time comes, you'll know exactly what to do.
#3541 to #3540 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I know I will become one of the fiercest in my squad. I work harder than any of the new guys...except maybe one of them who is part of my squad. 2 weeks ago I was the weakest of them all. Now I'm rising in the ranks, They can see my drive and I let it shine. I just pray that if anybody in my squad or team is fated to die on the battlefield that that fucker is me, and I sure as hell aint going to let that happen. I won't become some name on a wall collecting dust. After my 4 years I'm going to find a girl, settle down, and I'm going to have a goddamn family. I'm going to have a son that I tuck into every night and I'm going to have a bloody princess that I'm going to spoil. I'm going to have a wife that I can come home too everyday. Give her a kiss and ask about her day and if some fucker tries to take this from me.....I'm going to send that fucker to hell
#3542 to #3541 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.   
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever fucking die.   
You are a machine.   
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
Exactly, nobody stands in your way, nobody moves you, nobody shakes you.
Nobody is better, youre a cog in a machine that wont ever fucking die.
You are a machine.
You got a future and so do your squadmates, fight for it.
#3543 to #3542 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
They won't know what'll hit them
They won't know what'll hit them
#3544 to #3543 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Good, remember, youre a fucking Terminator.
#3545 to #3544 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3546 to #3545 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
If it brightens your night, i might also sex tonight.
#3547 to #3546 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
remember the one with the smallest dick becomes the bitch

Best of luck
#3548 to #3547 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Its my neighbor's sister you buttslut.
#3549 to #3548 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Just don't let her use the strap-on and you'll be fine
#3550 to #3549 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Im so hype man.
She is perfect, like, my dream chick.
dsaf
#3552 to #3550 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
but what if she's a dude though
#3553 to #3552 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
The way she looks, id still fuck her.
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
wow that pic is pepsi
User avatar #3513 to #3512 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
oh hi
User avatar #3514 to #3513 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
ello
User avatar #3515 to #3514 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
sooooooo you rang?
User avatar #3516 to #3515 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
im bored, entertain me
#3517 to #3516 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
I've been watching hajime no ippo
User avatar #3518 to #3517 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
sweet, im downloading it
hi-5 for being coincidence buddies.
#3519 to #3518 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
FUCK YEAH
User avatar #3521 to #3520 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
hue
#3522 to #3521 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
well its true
#3523 to #3522 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
the sumo has more class and style
#3524 to #3523 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
yeah well fuck yew
#3526 to #3525 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
i fucking smell delicious you unkempt pube.
#3527 to #3526 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
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#3528 to #3527 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
people would fucking love to bury their nose in a heap of my laundry.
#3529 to #3528 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
**ecov calls bullship**
**ecov calls bullship**
#3530 to #3529 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
My entire family is mostly fat except for my younger sister, and my mom.
Now imagine growing up with that fat, sweaty smell during the summer.
I vowed to never stink like that for as long as i live.
Its how i got into the sissy shit i buy now, like cherry blossom lotion and special oils that smell like good cologne.
Homie dont play.
#3531 to #3530 - ecov ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
well shit
well shit
#3532 to #3531 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/20/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure if i didnt go into mom mode when i did, my sister wouldve turned out all gross like the others.
User avatar #3511 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3510 - ecov ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
admiralhowe I can't see your profile
User avatar #3508 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
you suck
#3509 to #3508 - ecov ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
wait wut?
#3507 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
hi e-queen.
#3506 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
hullo
#3472 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
You on or did you just leave yourself logged in?
User avatar #3494 to #3472 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
oh how so?
#3495 to #3494 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Well i have 2 plans.
A. Me, you, lightning and shisn.o come, we go and have a nice time, ditch lightning somewhere and go to the Power Exchange
B. Me, you and my cousin and friend come and we go straight there, and spend all motherfucking day there, getting hammered and being surrounded by women.

Anything you want, they do, anything. I was on a couch, getting a handjob and making out with a girl while two others had their hands all over me while 2 lesbians were going at it. I felt like a god damn king.
#3496 to #3495 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
sounds awesome I just have to be sober because of work reasons
#3497 to #3496 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
They sell other drinks too like soda, tea, redbull and other things there so youre good if you gotta be sober.
#3499 to #3498 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.   
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.   
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.   
Does that sound good?
The plan was for this summer since everyone i know and want to take there is in college and wont be able to have that much free time for a trip like that until then.
Plus ive gotten a bit flabby and want to get yoked out again before the summer starts.
I'll tell you when we decide to leave so we can work around your schedule then.
Does that sound good?
User avatar #3500 to #3499 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
hell yeah
User avatar #3501 to #3500 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Then we shall get our dicks blown this summer
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
sweet
User avatar #3503 to #3502 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Where else would you want to go?
Theres a lot of stuff in San Francisco.
User avatar #3504 to #3503 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
no idea got to go

I have to wake up super early
User avatar #3505 to #3504 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
ok, bai
User avatar #3473 to #3472 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
leave myself logged in

had to clean the room and was playing music
User avatar #3474 to #3473 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Oh, you just relaxing now or are you still busy?
Im still a bit hurting after my trip.
User avatar #3475 to #3474 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
just chilling now
#3476 to #3475 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Yay.   
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy shit.   
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got gropey and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into  magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.   
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.   
Yay
Yay.
Okay, so yesterday, i drove to SF to see a friend and holy shit.
It was cool, we went to the Pier and ate, drank and i got gropey and made out with a chick, then we got lost in a mirror maze, then we went into magic shop and i got kicked out for solving all of the trap toys without buying them, then we drank more and i blacked out in the truck and woke up with no shirt, a bag of jerky and a 2 liter of coke.
Then when i got home i got toked out of my head then ate Mc Donalds and slept.
Yay
#3477 to #3476 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
good for you bud

I've just been doing yardwork, running with my combat gear, and getting hazed

it's shitty but I'm somehow enjoying it
#3478 to #3477 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
im still kinda dizzy too, i woke up like 3 hours ago
it was nice.
Maybe youre enjoying it because physical labor is better than sitting down and having to work.
#3479 to #3478 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
well you do feel like a badass when you're running around with a 50-60lb flak for about 5 miles then we did casualty carries too. Your dripping with sweat at the end
#3480 to #3479 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Youre going beast mode every day, id feel like a total badass too.
#3481 to #3480 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
I'm already getting man boobies
#3482 to #3481 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Awesome Arnold bewbs?
#3483 to #3482 - ecov ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
they're not that big yet

because I'm so tall they still need to fill out more but it more than what some people have
User avatar #3485 to #3483 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
i never told you about that, shit.
Well i went there and thats how i got to be with that chick.
#3484 to #3483 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.    
I now have hoes with different area codes.   
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
That girl i met at the Power Exchange texted me saying if im ever in San Francisco again, hit her up.
I now have hoes with different area codes.
We should go there and get smothered in whores.
#3487 to #3486 - admiralhowe ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob shit to them there.   
In the basement they do the BDSM cray cray shit.   
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve fucked everyone there.   
Its like fucking pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are fucking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.   
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
Dude, orgies there are like, normal noob shit to them there.
In the basement they do the BDSM cray cray shit.
I just got a tuggy and made out with a chick but if i stayed there longer, idve fucked everyone there.
Its like fucking pervert paradise, they ALL WANT your D when you walk in and the girls there are fucking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Asians and White girls galore. Plus the less clothes you wear, the cheaper the entry fee.
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