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User avatar #16217 - chewieisthebest (01/02/2014) [-]
oi ya fuk
User avatar #16225 to #16217 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
suck mah cawwwkhhhz
User avatar #16226 to #16225 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
you mang i need life update now
User avatar #16227 to #16226 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
i made pee-pee 5 mins back :3
User avatar #16228 to #16227 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
LOL i mean like girl friend or if your still Indian and stuff like that
User avatar #16229 to #16228 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
i had gf .. .i made pee-pee on her on monday :3
User avatar #16230 to #16229 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
had? lol and wut you pissed on her? wuut
User avatar #16231 to #16230 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
man how come i dont have colored text yet :|
User avatar #16232 to #16231 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
i got this on a fj party ***** you missed out your gf holding you back or what?
User avatar #16233 to #16232 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
no i made OC yesterday and i want coloured text whore.. now gib!
User avatar #16235 to #16233 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
gib your gf pics nows
User avatar #16234 to #16233 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
well admin knows you and im pretty sure you saw that if you make OC and admin sees it hell give it you it I THINK
User avatar #16236 to #16234 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
suck my cunt now
User avatar #16237 to #16236 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
lol gib nude pics of your gf NOWS
User avatar #16238 to #16237 - irwincardozo (01/03/2014) [-]
but it's on her camera
User avatar #16239 to #16238 - chewieisthebest (01/03/2014) [-]
bitch dont make me repeat my self gib nudes nows
User avatar #16215 - dalgaard (01/02/2014) [-]
babeh
User avatar #16216 to #16215 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i just posted on your profile :3
User avatar #16213 - optimos ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
Memecenter stopped paying you?
User avatar #16214 to #16213 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
no babe, why?
User avatar #16218 to #16214 - optimos ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh well, seeing that you posted a comic here after half a year without activity...
User avatar #16219 to #16218 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
i just dont give a **** about MC
User avatar #16220 to #16219 - optimos ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
Same here. Those faggots haven't featured me in 2 months. They can go suck a bag of dicks.
User avatar #16221 to #16220 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
true... i took their money and told them imma quit lel
#16222 to #16221 - optimos ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
So you're coming back to Funnyjunk?
User avatar #16223 to #16222 - irwincardozo (01/02/2014) [-]
even better
User avatar #16224 to #16223 - optimos ONLINE (01/02/2014) [-]
What could be better than that? ._.

sex?
#16204 - dalgaard (12/24/2013) [-]
My ****** ... You got yourself a lady

Congratulations bromario! <3
User avatar #16205 to #16204 - irwincardozo (12/24/2013) [-]
man i miss coming on here so much... imma come here more often.. for plans for tonight man?
User avatar #16206 to #16205 - dalgaard (12/24/2013) [-]
Holy **** my name got even bluer!

- Yea man you need to spend more time here. I hate you, but i love you.

Plans for tonight? Eating myself so fat in christmas food i can roll! And then presents of course, how about you?
User avatar #16207 to #16206 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe!!

merry christmas <3
User avatar #16208 to #16207 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
merry christmas faggot.

hows it hangin
User avatar #16209 to #16208 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
good man.. it's all good.. did yer party last night?
User avatar #16210 to #16209 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Got some pretty need stuff too! Epic morning rope, the top part of a suit, some fancy ass shoes and snickers. Damn...

It's good to be white
User avatar #16211 to #16210 - irwincardozo (12/26/2013) [-]
looks like you had a pretty white christmas
User avatar #16212 to #16211 - dalgaard (12/26/2013) [-]
Hell yea man. Well, it was what i had wished for because i needed it to get ladies.


which i cant ;_;
#16203 - chewieisthebest (12/22/2013) [-]
yo bro why afk me you nig? why afk for sooo long ?
yo bro why afk me you nig? why afk for sooo long ?
#16199 - dalgaard (12/22/2013) [-]
Happy holidays breh!
User avatar #16200 to #16199 - irwincardozo (12/22/2013) [-]
mah hoommmiieee <3 ...wish you the same man.... whats up
User avatar #16202 to #16200 - dalgaard (12/22/2013) [-]
Just puked all over the **** yesterday man. Hungover as **** . Happy tho! Just turned in my 30 paged assignment 2 days ago and now i have vacation!!! YOSS

How about you man
#16198 - iirwincardozo (12/22/2013) [-]
**iirwincardozo rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Entitled little cunts **
User avatar #16197 - chewieisthebest (12/10/2013) [-]
oi ya fuk
User avatar #16201 to #16197 - irwincardozo (12/22/2013) [-]
i wun fuk yo brah, brah
#16198 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
you will be dust and atoms in 4,160 weeks (52x80) if you live until 80 years old.   
who honestly wants to live with so much pain beyond 80 anyways.   
if you sleep 8 hours out of 24 hour period, you are idle 1/3 of your life.   
you spend 12 years in grade school and 6 years in college to make less than average income.   
the elements of humans are laid out in the periodic table.   
religion is a joke.   
living has turned into competition against each other (even subtle things such as picking out the better bread in the store, secretly comparing clothes, getting better grades, feeling more superior than the person standing in line behind you, etc.)   
you are in the dodgeball court, infinietly dodging car accident, earthquake, fraud, war draft, nuke strike, criminals, embarrassment, illness, the homeless dude, depression, thoughts, old acquaintance, raindrops.   
everything is temporary.
you will be dust and atoms in 4,160 weeks (52x80) if you live until 80 years old.
who honestly wants to live with so much pain beyond 80 anyways.
if you sleep 8 hours out of 24 hour period, you are idle 1/3 of your life.
you spend 12 years in grade school and 6 years in college to make less than average income.
the elements of humans are laid out in the periodic table.
religion is a joke.
living has turned into competition against each other (even subtle things such as picking out the better bread in the store, secretly comparing clothes, getting better grades, feeling more superior than the person standing in line behind you, etc.)
you are in the dodgeball court, infinietly dodging car accident, earthquake, fraud, war draft, nuke strike, criminals, embarrassment, illness, the homeless dude, depression, thoughts, old acquaintance, raindrops.
everything is temporary.
User avatar #16195 - dragonzard (12/07/2013) [-]
I just realized I wasn't subscribed to you so ding there you go, you still make comics?
User avatar #16196 to #16195 - irwincardozo (12/07/2013) [-]
IMMA MAKE A COMIC ABOUT YOUR ASS!
#16197 to #16196 - dragonzard (12/07/2013) [-]
Tell me about how my ass is going to look in your comic, irwi?   
Is it a glorious, beautiful ass?   
Soggy, out of shape, ass?   
Maybe a US Marine tough hard ass?   
A Sexy ass like that girl from that place?   
Or the most beautiful one of all, the glorious dickbutt?   
Tell me, Irwi.    
o 3 o

Tell me about how my ass is going to look in your comic, irwi?
Is it a glorious, beautiful ass?
Soggy, out of shape, ass?
Maybe a US Marine tough hard ass?
A Sexy ass like that girl from that place?
Or the most beautiful one of all, the glorious dickbutt?
Tell me, Irwi.
o 3 o
User avatar #16192 - feglol (12/06/2013) [-]
would you do me? id do me
User avatar #16193 to #16192 - irwincardozo (12/07/2013) [-]
i'd do yo bro
#16191 - Womens Study Major (12/06/2013) [-]
so all you do is pick up minors you pathetic piece of **** ?
User avatar #16183 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey man, can you look at this and help me out?
I think I might be in luck, I live in texas.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoophilia_and_the_law_in_the_United_States
I know I'm probably not worth your time, but I really trust you, man...
Please....
User avatar #16185 to #16183 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
i think your good brah
User avatar #16187 to #16185 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
For real, man?...
I'm still kinda scared...
Is there anything you can say to make me feel better?
I'd really enjoy it man, I'm super scared....
User avatar #16188 to #16187 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
relax man, nothing is going to happen to you.. if anything does you could just say you're 15 and it was a mistake ... in anyway would you like to suck my pingus now?
User avatar #16189 to #16188 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks man, for just talking to me, like old times.
It calms me, you know?
And well, Yes, I will xD
Hey man, Imma go to sleep, school tomorrow, really need sleep, kinda stressed and shaking, and well, you and some guy helped me feel better, I love ya' man...
Well, Goodnight, Irwi, I really missed you, and appretiate you talking to me.
Bye man, take care!<3
User avatar #16190 to #16189 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
night broski, i love you much
User avatar #16184 to #16183 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
let me check it babe
User avatar #16176 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Iwri are you there I really need help :c
User avatar #16177 to #16176 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
i'm here babe
User avatar #16178 to #16177 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Dude...

Someone apperantly watched cp/zoophilia on my laptop, and now I have to pay or get pressed charges on me. I got a tab open on about CIA Warning...
I don't know what to do...
User avatar #16179 to #16178 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
any idea who did it??
User avatar #16180 to #16179 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
Through a few parties with about 20-30+ People, Well, my older cousins did, and well, drunkness, and maybe it wasn't them and well, point is, no.
CP is super gross, Maybe zoophilia because it's kinda funny, but wtf /.\
User avatar #16181 to #16180 - irwincardozo (12/02/2013) [-]
can't you explain to the CIA it's not your fault??
User avatar #16182 to #16181 - dragonzard (12/02/2013) [-]
I don't know how/if I can, and also, I'm really stupid on reaserching the topic...
I don't know if I should google more about it or something I don't know :/
#16170 - dalgaard (11/29/2013) [-]
Are you aware it's been over 2 months since you contacted me?



fuk u man
#16171 to #16170 - irwincardozo (11/30/2013) [-]
babe im sorry, can you forgive me?
#16172 to #16171 - dalgaard (12/01/2013) [-]
Actually, no.
#16164 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
[spoiler]   [/spoiler]
[spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #16165 to #16164 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
[spoilr] [spoiler]
User avatar #16166 to #16165 - irwincardozo (11/29/2013) [-]
i want to have sex with your brother
#16167 to #16166 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
I dont have a brother...
I dont have a brother...
User avatar #16168 to #16167 - irwincardozo (11/29/2013) [-]
then make one and let me have sex with him, pls
#16169 to #16168 - cjsixtyseven ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Ill get right on it
Ill get right on it
User avatar #16158 - babbylicious (11/28/2013) [-]
I will post porn on your wall
User avatar #16160 to #16159 - irwincardozo (11/28/2013) [-]
post some more pen15's pls
User avatar #16154 - feglol (11/23/2013) [-]
casual
User avatar #16156 to #16155 - feglol (11/26/2013) [-]
fuker
User avatar #16157 to #16156 - irwincardozo (11/26/2013) [-]
whoreslutbitch
#16153 - chewieisthebest (11/19/2013) [-]
Hello?
Hello?
User avatar #16139 - dalgaard (11/18/2013) [-]
sup man
User avatar #16141 to #16139 - irwincardozo (11/18/2013) [-]
hi doodski... all good here.. whats up with you?
#16142 to #16141 - dalgaard (11/18/2013) [-]
Just got home from legday. Bummed.

Trouble in paradise and **** .. So how's work
User avatar #16144 to #16142 - irwincardozo (11/19/2013) [-]
hey i want butt abs too ;_;
#16146 to #16144 - dalgaard (11/19/2013) [-]
You can get'em man. I just got'em recently for $99.95
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