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#2593 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Hi
#2614 to #2593 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Oooooooh, those things. Yeah, you'll be fine. Regular diplomas are overrated. I was thinking of dropping out completely, but my parents want me to have SOME sort of "you are smart" document, so I'm moving instead.
#2615 to #2614 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
oh I see.
#2616 to #2615 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
HUZZAH FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY WHERE EDUCATION'S CHEAP AS ****! When everyone has a university education, it's not all that impressive. A very "when everyone's special, no one is" kind of deal. These things are kind of meaningless, so I was thinking of doing some courses and getting certificates and ****. Gonna become a programmer now. Funnily enough, I hate programming. I'm just good at it. It's like being a straight male, who gives the worlds' best blowjobs. So, do GEDs come with some sort of specialization or are they just a general "You is smart" thing?
#2617 to #2616 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
No specialization. Just a diploma without the effort.
I refuse to go to college in america.
#2618 to #2617 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, good call. Not worth it. Still, people who offer jobs really like those things.
#2619 to #2618 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Yeaaaaahhh
#2594 to #2593 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Sup? Watching this **** right now. It's funny.
#2595 to #2594 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
I saw the soup video. It was hilarious.
I got my wisdom teeth pulled yesterday.
#2596 to #2595 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Ouch. I never got why people even pulled those in the first place. I've got 3 so far and they're not causing any issues.
#2597 to #2596 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Bottom ones often grow in sideways, and the upper ones I have no idea why, mine werent causing problems either.
I only got the upper ones pulled. I still have to do the lower ones later.

My mom hid my vicodin.
#2598 to #2597 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
One good thing about modern medicine and she deprives you of it. That's cruel.
#2599 to #2598 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
I've never given my mom a reason not to trust me and yet she never does.
#2600 to #2599 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
She's a parent. It's normal. My roommate's 24, has a well-paying job, his **** together and his mother still calls him once a day to ask if he's remembered to have dinner.
#2601 to #2600 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
heh.
On another note I actually made an irl friend because of funnyjunk.
#2602 to #2601 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
****, that's actually kind of hard, given how your average funnyjunker's about as socially and sexually active as a cicada. How?
#2603 to #2602 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Cicadas are kinda active socially. Thats why they're constantly making that god forsaken noise.

Admin made a sticky to post your irl and location.
She said "Fem boys are best boys." and said she lives like ten minutes from me.
We made a plan to go somewhere that tuesday so we did.
#2604 to #2603 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
................................ OK, I'm gonna need, like, 5 minutes to properly process this and say what's wrong with this picture. Be right back.
#2605 to #2604 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
what?
#2606 to #2605 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Short version? You're not exactly a femboy, that's kind of creepy and I'm surprised you didn't get knocked out and wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a missing kidney.

Long version? I told you, I need 5 minutes.
#2607 to #2606 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but she still said that.
We had a nice day...
#2608 to #2607 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
That's good. Turns out I'm going to leave this university before I've even had a chance to go out for coffee or beer with my classmates. Technically, you're doing better than I am. Not sure if that means you're improving or I'm getting worse. Possibly both.
#2609 to #2608 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
She said I was really jumpy though, which I guess was true.

Im sorry... maybe you could do it soon?
#2610 to #2609 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
I'd be jumpy too. Then again, when I meet internet people IRL, I expect the ice and kidney thing, so that's kind of understandable.

Nah, too late for that. Finals are almost here and I have to get my **** sorted out, so I can move to a different university. Already exempted one exam. One more to go and I'm in the clear.
#2611 to #2610 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Well good luck scholastically for you then.
I found out that because I moved in the middle of the schoolyear a lot of credits got lost so I'd have to repeat senior year.

So because of that I've decided to drop out and get a GED.
#2612 to #2611 - thechosentroll
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(05/15/2015) [-]
Yeah, I nearly did that, too. That's why I have to get my **** together during the finals. I just have to survive these next 2 months and I'll be able to move with 0 loss of credits. Also, what's a GED? I don't think we have those here.
#2613 to #2612 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(05/15/2015) [-]
Its like a substitute diploma.
It basically is a document that says "I'm smart enough to have graduated, but I couldn't give enough of a **** to do it the right way."

So you get every benefit of a diploma, except everyone looks at you a little funny when you go to get into college or get hired.
#2578 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Hello..
#2579 to #2578 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
I think one of the guys in the room next to ours just fell off the balcony. Or at least I hope he did. Sup?
#2580 to #2579 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Any reason in particular, or just generic schadenfreude?
#2581 to #2580 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Both those ******* are annoying, noisy and like to get *********, get out on the balcony and scream at people to come up and fight them at 2AM. I've had pissed off people come to our room by mistake instead of theirs.
#2582 to #2581 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Oh I see. It would be funny if he fell then.
what else have you been up to lately mister?
#2583 to #2582 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
No, it wouldn't be funny, since we live on the 6th floor. It'd be hilarious. I recently downloaded FTL: Advanced Edition. It's been devouring my life and free time. Also, I just got a phone call and I have to go out. Sorry.
#2584 to #2583 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
You're so busy all the time...
#2585 to #2584 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
REJOICE, for I have returned. ******* hell, it's a bajillion and five degrees out there. And yes, it's sort of my own fault. I try to do way too many things at the same time. So, how are you?
#2586 to #2585 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Im ok.
And you aint from where I'm from.
#2587 to #2586 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
And thank god for that. I'd die. The cold is where I'm at. I should move to Russia or some ****. That's my new life goal - get rich as **** and build the worlds' first fiberoptic internet cable to the middle of central Siberia, so I can be in the middle of the frozen wasteland and still play SMITE.
#2588 to #2587 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
I love the heat. Its so cold all the time here...
#2589 to #2588 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
I wish it were cold all the time here. -20 in the winter, +40 in the summer. Mild climate, my ass.
#2590 to #2589 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
+40 on the regular in my hometown. EZ
#2591 to #2590 - thechosentroll
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(04/27/2015) [-]
It's the sudden change that's killing me. It was below 0 three weeks ago. Now it's almost 30.
#2592 to #2591 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/27/2015) [-]
Damn.
#2571 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Have you played warframe?
#2572 to #2571 - thechosentroll
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Was that the thing with the ninja robots that people like making SFM porn of?
#2573 to #2572 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah thats it..
#2574 to #2573 - thechosentroll
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(04/25/2015) [-]
No.
#2575 to #2574 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Try it...
#2576 to #2575 - thechosentroll
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(04/25/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll do it eventually.
#2577 to #2576 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/25/2015) [-]
OHH OHH USE MY REFERRAL WHEN YOU DO!
warframe.com/signup?referrerId=5196e7c41a4d80a453000000

Sign up soon though I wanna play with you...
#2564 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/18/2015) [-]
Notice me sendpain
#2565 to #2564 - thechosentroll
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(04/18/2015) [-]
You're like a boomerang - you refuse to go away.
#2566 to #2565 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/18/2015) [-]
Do you not like me?
#2567 to #2566 - thechosentroll
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(04/18/2015) [-]
Do you really want an honest answer? Because there's 8 billion people on the planet and a grand total of 8 I could say I like. You have a roughly 1 in a billion chance of being one of them.
#2568 to #2567 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/18/2015) [-]
Would you rather I stopped talking to you?..
#2569 to #2568 - thechosentroll
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(04/18/2015) [-]
I honestly don't care if you do or not. It's not annoying, but it's not exactly the highlight of my day, either.
#2570 to #2569 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/18/2015) [-]
Well in that case I'll keep talking to you. Cause I like talking to you.
#2547 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Hihi
#2548 to #2547 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Sup?
#2549 to #2548 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
I got gta 5 and stuff.
funnyjunk.com/Gta+v+snapshot/funny-pictures/5517400/56#56

Also I've got like gout or something. At first I thought my foot was slightly fractured so I went to go get xrays, but the xrays never got sent to the clinic after having them taken so yesterday was a big waste of time. But just from looking at it they don't think its broken. THey think I either have an infection or gout.
#2550 to #2549 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Break out the bone saw. Time to amputate.
#2551 to #2550 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Fug D:

So how are you?
#2552 to #2551 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Still playing Pillars of Eternity, killing time. Traveling later today. A friend has a birthday today and we decided to get a little group together. It amazes me how it only took a day for 12 people, living in 4 different cities, to get together, while it's been a year and I still can't get my uni classmates to go out for a drink or a coffee or some ****.
#2553 to #2552 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Well that sounds fun.
Sorry about your classmates though.
#2554 to #2553 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, it's not like we're gonna be together for long. Half of them are already making arrangements to drop out or switch faculties. Turns out engineering degrees are hard. Who'd have thought?
#2555 to #2554 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Lord knows I don't have the patience for that.
Or even the intelligence.

You know growing up my family held my intelligence in such high regard, but the more I think about it, the more I feel I might be clinically retarded.
#2556 to #2555 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Judging by your taste in anime, it's very likely.
#2557 to #2556 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Are you dissing Kill Me Baby?
Its such a good show.

WHat other shows do you know that have a tsundere assassin and a perpetually stoned magic ninja scam artist?
#2558 to #2557 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
I don't think I WANT to know about other shows with those things.
#2559 to #2558 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
You're right, cause this one is all you need.

We should get together and watch shows and stuff over skype sometime.
#2560 to #2559 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
I'd rather not turn into a weeb just yet.
#2561 to #2560 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
It doesn't have to be anime but I can find us some good ****. You like the macabre and dark humor stuff and all that is right up my alley.
#2562 to #2561 - thechosentroll
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(04/17/2015) [-]
Eh, I'll pass. I haven't been in much of a mood for animu or even regular movies lately. No idea why. Mostly prefer mangos.
#2563 to #2562 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/17/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what this is, but Im going to read it soon.
www.mangahere.co/manga/hitomi_sensei_no_hokenshitsu/c001/

As for now Im playing gta.
Playing gta is kinda making me sad though... Cause this one takes place in california and I've been to a lot of the places on the map so I miss my home :c
#2536 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Hello..
#2537 to #2536 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Sup?
#2538 to #2537 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Warframe and such. you?
#2539 to #2538 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Pillars of Eternity is devouring my free time.
#2540 to #2539 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
wuzzat
#2541 to #2540 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2015) [-]
A classic RPG. No gimmicks, no pretentious storyline, no ******** about how it's the best thing ever. Just a classic RPG made with 2015 technology. Pretty damn fun. It plays a bit like Dragon Age: Origins, except it's more challenging and actually fun. Also, it allows you to dick around a lot more. Right now I'm working on making a rogue with a rifle, who fires so accurately that every hit's a critical and on a monk with such an absurd dexterity stat and attack speed that he looks like he crawled out of Fist of The North Star.
#2542 to #2541 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
That sounds awesome.
#2543 to #2542 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2015) [-]
It is. It also isn't afraid to **** you over by throwing you into a high-level area if you take the wrong turn. I was exploring a dungeon when I found a mysterious pit where the locals were throwing down sacrifices to their god. I did what any sane person would do and jumped straight down. There was a dragon at the bottom. A dragon, which ate everyone. Now I'm trying to level everyone up and gear them up to go back down there and **** that scaly ************ up.
#2544 to #2543 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Swag
#2545 to #2544 - thechosentroll
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(04/15/2015) [-]
Not swag, fists. That's what my brand new monk - Dickpuncher, is for.
#2546 to #2545 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/15/2015) [-]
dickpuncher shall reign supreme.
#2535 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/09/2015) [-]
I wish we could talk more...
#2532 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/08/2015) [-]
Do you remember whatever happened to robot jones, or did that not air in your country?
#2533 to #2532 - thechosentroll
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(04/08/2015) [-]
Never aired and I haven't watched TV in years.
#2520 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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#2521 to #2520 - thechosentroll
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(04/02/2015) [-]
Gladly, but I have a ******** of exams these next couple of weeks and I can't really afford to have a murder investigation on my ass, so I'll pass. You could try hanging. It lacks the personal touch, but it achieves the same effect.
#2522 to #2521 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
Why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love...
#2523 to #2522 - thechosentroll
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(04/02/2015) [-]
Because the only way to ignore the other persons' penis is doggy style.
#2524 to #2523 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
so lets do that then
#2525 to #2524 - thechosentroll
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(04/02/2015) [-]
Wait, I think there's been a failure to communicate here. Are we RPing or just coming up with witty gay retorts? Because I'm doing the latter.
#2526 to #2525 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fine with either.
I know you're not going to like hearing this, but I really think your personality is cute.
#2527 to #2526 - thechosentroll
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(04/02/2015) [-]
For the 80th time, I'm not a tsundere, I'm just a witty cynical cunt. We come a dime a dosin these days. I'm not an anime character. I'm not even trash.
#2528 to #2527 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
I hate tsundere. I know you're not tsundere.
My point still stands.
#2529 to #2528 - thechosentroll
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(04/02/2015) [-]
You have one skewed-ass definition of "cute".
#2531 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
hey hey.
#2530 to #2529 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(04/02/2015) [-]
:c
#2519 to #2518 - thechosentroll
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(03/27/2015) [-]
Pass.
#2517 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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#2512 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/25/2015) [-]
Valentine: so yesterday
Valentine: I walked in on my mom
Valentine: dipping puffed cheetoes in marshmallow cream
Gary oak, Stevens universe, MMM: when you paused after walking in on your mom i figured that was going to take a much different turn
Valentine: And yet its still worse than what you expected me to say
#2513 to #2512 - thechosentroll
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(03/25/2015) [-]
Riveting tale, ol' chap.
#2514 to #2513 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/25/2015) [-]
Why?... Why would anyone do that...
#2515 to #2514 - thechosentroll
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(03/25/2015) [-]
I eat jalapenos with bread for breakfast. You're really asking the wrong person here.
#2516 to #2515 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/25/2015) [-]
That doesnt sound too bad.
#2476 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Hi.
#2502 to #2476 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, not nearly enough genocide or dark humor for my taste.
#2503 to #2502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Not enough dark humor my ass...
#2504 to #2503 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Dark HUMOR.
#2505 to #2504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm sorry what isn't funny about sneaking onto an aliens ship, and when he's only nice to you and just plays the piano you just ******* stab him?

Or how there are giant floating eyeballs and you can just stab them.
#2506 to #2505 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
For starters, I could never bring myself to stab V. Also, that's not how comedy works.
#2507 to #2506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
He's not V, he's seccom masada sensei.
I need to rewatch V.
#2508 to #2507 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
You should. Great movie.
#2509 to #2508 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Ishimaru's Fire Safety Drill
#2510 to #2509 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Well, that was boring and uninspired.
#2511 to #2510 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
It was pretty ******* good.
#2477 to #2476 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Can't talk. Exam in half an hour. Came on for a bit to distract myself from impending academic doom. Have to go now. Try again tomorrow if I'm still alive. K. Bye.
#2478 to #2477 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
good luck.
#2479 to #2478 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Literally every question where I had to take a guess was wrong. Me and luck don't get along. Got a C, then got worked half to death during an exercise. Sup?
#2480 to #2479 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
At least you got a C.
I beat SDR2 yesterday so I don't know what to play next.
#2481 to #2480 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Just do what I do and play strategy games that take 500 hours to finish a single campaign. You never get that feeling of "Now it's over, what do I do with my life?". You get a feeling of "Dear mother of ****, I can't believe it's finally over.". Tried Total War: Rome 2. It was ****, so I decided to try Total War: Rome instead. Incredibly fun. War dogs are the best thing ever. My war dogs see so much action they've got more experience than most of my other troops. They're so good now that just one unit of my furry little bundles of death and bloodlust sends half the enemy army running in fear. Serves those filthy barbarians right for thinking they could **** with me.
#2482 to #2481 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I don't really like games like that.   
I want to find more weeb games.   
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
I don't really like games like that.
I want to find more weeb games.
I still need to beat persona 4 but i don't really feel like it right now.
#2483 to #2482 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Aw come on, who doesn't like a bit of wholesome nationalist genocide? There's always Shogun 2. That's japanese. You and your husbando can conquer Japan. It's kind of bad compared to earlier Total War games, but it's fun.
#2487 to #2483 - compared
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have a fantastic day!
#2484 to #2483 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
None of this is what I asked for.

Maybe I should get some erogue visual novels.
#2485 to #2484 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Eroge visual novels about genocide?
#2486 to #2485 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe my next priority should be to find a ******* goddamn crack for FL studio.
#2489 to #2488 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Isn't isohunt unreliable and unsafe?
#2490 to #2489 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I dunno. I've never had issues with it. Also, if it has that little green tick next to the name, it means it's verified as a safe and working torrent.
#2491 to #2490 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Hmm.. thank you.
#2492 to #2491 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I aim to please. Except when I don't.
#2493 to #2492 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
We should watch anime together.

You should also play yumme nikki.
#2495 to #2493 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Wait, ****, wrong image. This.
#2498 to #2495 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Its madotsuki. She's the character you play as.
The games name directly translates to dream diary.
You spend your time going through this girls ****** up imagination finding "effects"

It's a pretty open world rpg too. Its mostly sightseeing and exploring, but there are a few puzzles to complete in it.
#2500 to #2498 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Not really my cup of tea.
#2501 to #2500 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/17/2015) [-]
:c
#2494 to #2493 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Why does one of the characters look like this?
#2496 to #2494 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
What?
#2497 to #2496 - thechosentroll
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(03/17/2015) [-]
This.
#2499 to #2497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/17/2015) [-]
Madotsuki.
#2442 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Bang
#2470 to #2442 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Yes, but does Gragas stun people by purping at them so hard it creates a shockwave? Didn't think so.

Hi-Rez: 1
Rito: 0
#2471 to #2470 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
League of Legends Linebacker
#2472 to #2471 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
That's Cr1tikal. He could comment on paint drying and it'd be the best thing ever. It doesn't count.
#2473 to #2472 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
He's so good.
DId you watch the jontron one?
#2474 to #2473 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I'm not sure. Probably not. Also, I have to go. Could be gone somewhere between 30 minutes and forever. Bye.
#2475 to #2474 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
b-but I linked the jontron one earlier...
#2443 to #2442 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Bang
Bang
#2444 to #2443 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
So how's it going?
#2445 to #2444 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Good, just came back from a 3-hour lecture. One of our most important ones. Out of 120 people who were supposed to be there, only 20 or so stayed until the end. I feel like I won't have many classmates left next year. Kind of OK with that.
#2447 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Hey maybe if enough people leave your school the administration board will lock it up with steel plates so no more can escape and you can be part of a killing game too!
#2450 to #2447 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
University, not school, and they already do that. It's called finals. We had 8 casualties on the first finals and by the looks of things the next two are going to be even worse. Can't say about the remaining 5. In any case, there won't be many of us left for the final finals.
#2451 to #2450 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
University IS school! So when do you start killing people?
#2453 to #2451 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Not anytime soon, I hope. Still, you never know. Also, is it me or did it get a bit gayer in here?
#2455 to #2453 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Suddenly pink!
I like pink...
#2446 to #2445 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I see.
I have played so much dangan ronpa recently...
My first playthrough had probably 60 hours of gameplay
and now I'm on SDR2 and I'm like 15 hours in and the second murder just barely happened.
Its amazing how much gameplay there is here.
#2448 to #2446 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
>60 hours
>So much gameplay

I'm sure that's impressive, but I've spent over 2000 hours (and counting) playing unmodded Dwarf Fortress. Pardon me if I'm not so impressed. I'm playing Prison Architect right now. ****** fun.
#2449 to #2448 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
60 hours is a lot for one play-through of a game with a mostly linear story.

Games that rely on RNG, or multiple endings, or other various methods of expanding gameplay, thats natural. But this game has like 60 hours of RAW STORYLINE!
#2452 to #2449 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
So does Dwarf Fortress and technically I'm still on my first play-through. Every fortress is basically a new story and boy do I have some. There's the story of how a goblin became the king of all elves, how a scrawnly 12-yearold girl, who was so tiny she had to dialwield a dagger became my deadliest warrior, the time a female minotaur ****** a goblin to death, the many adventures of Ast the Iron-Willed and her son Urist the Swift and Stabby, there's a murder mystery every time a vampire sneaks into my fort, starts killing dwarves and blaming other dwarves for the murders. Heck, it even has the Dangan Rump-a fun executions every time I get a new noble. Nobles are little bitches, who want exotic goods like a solid gold dildo or a scepter made of the bones of a fallen god. Since, naturally, no one can really make those, they get pissy and start throwing my best craftsmen in prison. To prevent this, every time I get a new noble, I get rid of them. Always fin deaths. Throwing them down a volcano, launching them into space, throwing them into a cage full of angry ravens, who peck their eyes and skin off, sending them against an invading army wearing nothing but their underwear, waterboarding, decapitations, disembowelments, vivisections, getting eaten by a troll. Fun times.
#2454 to #2452 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I'll be honest... that sounds cool...

BUT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PLAY THE FIRST DANGAN RONPA
#2456 to #2454 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, it's on my "**** to play when I get bored of current ****" list.
#2457 to #2456 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
doitdoitdoit
#2458 to #2457 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I'm currently playing Prison Architect, SMITE, War Thunder The Sims 3 and Mount & Blade: Warband all at the same time. I couldn't fit it into my schedule right now even if I wanted to.
#2459 to #2458 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
you gave up league for smite? you disgust me.

Look at my grandmas dog.
#2460 to #2459 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
**** you, SMITE is awesome and that dog looks like a deer and a rat got drunk and 9 months later that thing was born.
#2461 to #2460 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
It's a reindeer chihuehue!
Also if I played smite, I'd definitely play as the character you posted just now. I ALWAYS forget her name though.
#2462 to #2461 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8   
   
I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
Scylla - the almighty lord of death and destruction. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIlDlfex1i8

I sing this during teamfights. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8 I once managed to get a quadrakill with her against a 3-man team. That's just how powerful she is.
#2463 to #2462 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I used to play ziggs and slam dunk people by launching myself in the air with my W and Qing before I land.
It was the jamminest.
But she is really cool.
We should watch shows together sometime! Movie night!
#2465 to #2463 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
I accidentally my link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWds
#2466 to #2465 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/09/2015) [-]
He's basically gragas.
#2467 to #2466 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
No, Gragas is basically Bacchus. Gragas is based on Bacchus, in the same way Nasus is based on Anubis, Azir on Ra, Renekton of Sobek, Pantheon on Ares, Leona on Athena and so on and so on. Quite a few LoL champs are based on gods.
#2469 to #2467 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/09/2015) [-]
How to Play Smite
#2468 to #2467 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but as far as game comparisons go, LoL did it before smite I think.
#2464 to #2463 - thechosentroll
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(03/09/2015) [-]
If you want slamming, you go with Bacchus www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDO-GFjaWd
#2419 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Hi again..
#2440 to #2419 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Ditto, but sadly I can't do it every day.
#2441 to #2440 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I like talking to you though..
#2420 to #2419 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
What is it this time?
#2421 to #2420 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I want company.
#2422 to #2421 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Get a dog.
#2423 to #2422 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I have a dog.
#2424 to #2423 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Then spend some time with that dog. Non-human interaction is a very rewarding thing, which purely coincidentally reduces your interaction with me.
#2425 to #2424 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I spend lots of time with my dog. He's a small dog. He sits at my fit when I use the computer, he sleeps alongside me when I go to bed, he sits on my lap when I sit on the couch with my vita.
#2426 to #2425 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, fairly standard canine behavior.
#2427 to #2426 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Yes. I want a person to cuddle a lot of the time.
#2428 to #2427 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Well, good luck with that.
#2429 to #2428 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Someday.
But for now talking to you is ok.
#2430 to #2429 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Do we even have anything to talk about? Cause I've got nothing. My life has been the same monotonous bore for the past 5 months.
#2431 to #2430 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
So has mine but thats ok. I don't like change much.
#2432 to #2431 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Me neither, but I don't like mindnumbing boredom either.
#2433 to #2432 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
We should do something fun together sometime.
#2434 to #2433 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Like what?
#2435 to #2434 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
games and stuff. Or talking over skype. I don't know exactly.
Just talking in general is fine.
#2436 to #2435 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Honestly, talking to people's seeming less and less appealing with each passing day.
#2437 to #2436 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
But you like talking to me!
#2438 to #2437 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I don't really like talking to anyone anymore. All day every day, all I hear is talking. People talking to me, people talking around me, professors explaining stuff, students talking about random ****, random people talking about random things. Everywhere I go, it's just constant talking, sometimes hundreds of people at the same time. I'm starting to really appreciate the few moments of silence I get.
#2439 to #2438 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/07/2015) [-]
Well... I like limited contact with people... thats why I spend all day at home...
#2374 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
hi..
#2415 to #2374 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I stared at my screen for 2 minutes and not a single thought went through my head. This probably means it's time I went to bread. Good night. And, seriously, if you're constantly lonely, try finding people from different time zones, so there's always someone available.
#2416 to #2415 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Nighty.
#2417 to #2416 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Nigh.
#2418 to #2417 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Night* Or maybe nigh. I dunno. SLEEP IS NIGH!
#2395 to #2374 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
And that's why you should find more people to talk to.
#2396 to #2395 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
But I like talking to you...
#2397 to #2396 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
And I have no idea why. Also, I'm either having deja vu or we've already done this.
#2398 to #2397 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Plus height difference is a cute thing.
If we were friends in person and we were out in public lots of people would find it cute I think.
#2399 to #2398 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I swear, if you try to turn this into shipping, I will personally fly to wherever the **** you live and slap your ****.
#2400 to #2399 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
You can't deny that its true though.. you're well over a foot taller than me...
#2401 to #2400 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I'm well over a foot taller than quite a few people. My best friend was only a bit taller than you.
#2402 to #2401 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Well... Still...
#2403 to #2402 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
It's 2:18AM, I can hardly feel my brain and you're trying (and failing) to make me question my sexual orientation. I think now would be a good time to end this conversation.
#2404 to #2403 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
This is the opposite of what I wanted.
#2405 to #2404 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Better men than you have tried to make me gay. None have succeeded.
#2406 to #2405 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Why don't any tall people like me..
#2407 to #2406 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Because you try to casually seduce straight guys? Also, how many tall people do you even know?
#2408 to #2407 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
A good amount actually.
You're the tallest that I still talk to though.
#2409 to #2408 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Still, maybe you should occasionally try to talk to other people as well. Maybe women for a change. It's like talking to men, except the advances may work on them.
#2410 to #2409 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
I know a couple girls who are 6'5"
#2411 to #2410 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
PERFECT! Go ask them to crush you to death.
#2412 to #2411 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Idun wanna die
#2413 to #2412 - thechosentroll
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(03/07/2015) [-]
Then just.........uhm.................. something something doggystyle. I dunno. Ugh, I'm too tired to come up with a proper sex joke.
#2414 to #2413 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/07/2015) [-]
Heh
#2375 to #2374 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Is it me or do we both suffer from a distinct lack of friends? Then again, it could just be the sleep deprivation talking. Sup?
#2376 to #2375 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I'm your friend.
#2377 to #2376 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's not a good thing. There's only two types of people who want to be friends with me and both are kind of bad. You should probably look for better friends.
#2378 to #2377 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
But I like you...
#2379 to #2378 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I doubt I'll ever truly understand why. Still, don't you have better internet friends? You know, ones that occasionally act friendly? People actually like you. I doubt there isn't someone on the list who's a decent conversationalist.
#2380 to #2379 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I don't think I'm as liked as you think I am.
#2381 to #2380 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
You're non-threatening, friendly, clingy and almost always available. You're the human version of a ******* puppy. You'd have to actively try in order to be disliked by most people.
#2382 to #2381 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I have a lot of people that dislike me when I don't even do anything wrong...
#2383 to #2382 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's normal. Some people are just like that. Heck, I'm like that most of the time.
#2384 to #2383 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
a friend of mine called me a liar and stopped talking to me because I was playing a game...
#2385 to #2384 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Is he by any chance 12?
#2386 to #2385 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
23...
#2387 to #2386 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
****. How the hell'd that even happen?
#2388 to #2387 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
He was dating a friend of mine...
they had a bad breakup..
he invited me to a game when I was already playing a game with his ex
I told him that and he called me a liar, called me autistic, and removed me..
#2389 to #2388 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Ooooooooooooooh. You should have mentioned the ex part. Yeah, that sort of thing tends to happen after a break-up. I try to stay as faaaaaaaaaaaaaar away from broken up couples as possible for at least a month. They're pretty unstable. There's only two things I've seen make a grown-ass man cry like a little girl - a break-up and The Green Mile.
#2390 to #2389 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
But I didn't do anything...
I was nice to both of them...
I even bought him gifts when I had money...
#2391 to #2390 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
A broken heart overrides a working brain. Doesn't matter if you were his best friend. If you're there when he's hurt and looking for someone take his pain and frustration out on, it'll probably be you.
#2392 to #2391 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
We should talk more often.
#2393 to #2392 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I speak with you more often than I speak with my parents and classmates.
#2394 to #2393 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(03/07/2015) [-]
But a lot of the time I get lonely..
#2369 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Danganronpa good game.
Danganronpa good game.
#2370 to #2369 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Wasn't that the one with the bear and the creative murders?
#2371 to #2370 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
Yes.
#2372 to #2371 - thechosentroll
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(03/06/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be honest. When I saw that pic I let out a deep sigh, because I realized which character's your favorite. You're consistent, I'll give you that.
#2373 to #2372 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/06/2015) [-]
In the show he was my favorite, but there was a lot more character development in the game.

That being said, baconhands is my favorite.
#2367 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/01/2015) [-]
hi
#2368 to #2367 - thechosentroll
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(03/01/2015) [-]
Only on for 2 minutes. Can't talk now. Won't be able to for maybe 2 days. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
#2369 to #2368 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(03/01/2015) [-]
:c
#2363 - hellscythe
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(02/26/2015) [-]
bayonetta is empowering to women, but thats not what feminists are about if they where they wouldnt have such a problem with porn stars, what the feminists are all about is the complete removal of any idea of sexual competition amount women.

What they really want is no child left behind but for woman, no woman left behind from being sexual attractive the lowest common standard is the golden standard and no man may have expectations above that

and while bayonetta is extremely powerful and empowering to women she is also a sexual character with her own sexuality and self confidence and portrays a much higher standard then what the feminists want
#2364 to #2363 - thechosentroll
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(02/27/2015) [-]
Ah, so it's a case of "If I can't have it, no one can".
#2365 to #2364 - hellscythe
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(02/27/2015) [-]
honestly its more of a case of "i dont have it and it gives other woman a advantage over me so they shouldnt be allowed to have it"
#2366 to #2365 - thechosentroll
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(02/27/2015) [-]
I don't think I even have to point out just how stupid that is. Man, I am so glad this **** could never catch on in my country.
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(02/24/2015) [-]
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