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#1124 - derpityhurr
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(07/17/2013) [-]
ill offer you 2 dicks for all your items
#1125 to #1124 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
No thank you.
#1126 to #1125 - derpityhurr
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(07/17/2013) [-]
ok fine, 6
#1127 to #1126 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I thought you were buying dicks.
#1113 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh
#1894 to #1113 - mayormilkman
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(11/09/2013) [-]
> ************
I have not payed as much attention recently, so I'm not exactly sure as grand theft koala is now number nine in comment rankings.
#1895 to #1894 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
whats this about?
#1896 to #1895 - mayormilkman
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(11/09/2013) [-]
People who reached the #1 rank on comments.

It looks like pappathethird made it, but I didn't notice it in time.
#1911 to #1896 - pappathethird
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(11/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. My time was short
#1899 to #1896 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
so its sebsebsebh > grandtheftkoala> pappathethird> Miscarriage> me> baronchecov > me and miscarriage (we keep alternating)
#1897 to #1896 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
yeah, he had it after grandtheftkoala went down the ranks, then i had it, then baronchekov had it he cheated, he doesn't count , then miscarriage had it. now i have it
#1898 to #1897 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
we switched between rank 1 and 2 like, 6 times yesterday
#1900 to #1898 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Its crazy, we are evenly matched
#1901 to #1900 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
look what i made awhile ago c:
www.funnyjunk.com/Dog/funny-pictures/4877691/6#6
#1902 to #1901 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
i dont know why, but that is fantastic
#1904 to #1902 - mudkipfucker
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#1903 to #1902 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I just hope the content does as well as i hope it does
#1905 to #1903 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
+4 in the first hour. as long as the content does well, that will be a top comment tomorrow
#1906 to #1905 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
I actually made 2 things for that content :p

both are top comment as of now.


also give me a different mudkip gif or something
other than that space one
#1907 to #1906 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Its my old emblem
Its my old emblem
#1908 to #1907 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1909 to #1908 - mudkipfucker ONLINE
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(11/09/2013) [-]
nice, thanks
i'm saving that
#1910 to #1909 - miscarriage
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(11/09/2013) [-]
c:
#1324 to #1113 - mayormilkman
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(08/17/2013) [-]
> grandtheftkoala

Honorable mention: twi for being so close to #1.
#1325 to #1324 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
what's happening?
#1326 to #1325 - mayormilkman
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(08/17/2013) [-]
You're the newest #1 commenter.
#1328 to #1326 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
I was actually hoping twi would get rank #1 before me
#1329 to #1328 - mayormilkman
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(08/17/2013) [-]
Hence why he's an honorable mention. If he can keep himself up now he might still have a chance, but it will take more effort than what he potentially had not too long ago.
#1330 to #1329 - twi
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(08/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm done commenting
congrats grandtheftkoala
#1331 to #1330 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
I know I can't talk you out of it.

I may only hope that you'll someday return.

Twilight is the best pony by the way
#1332 to #1331 - twi
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(08/17/2013) [-]
This image has expired
maybe some day
<3
#1327 to #1326 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(08/17/2013) [-]
hell yeah I am
#1175 to #1113 - FightClub
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i am #1
#1176 to #1175 - mayormilkman
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(07/19/2013) [-]
We're going by time here.
#1177 to #1176 - FightClub
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(07/19/2013) [-]
i know

i'm #1
#1130 to #1113 - ragingbrony
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Who had #1 for the longest duration of time?
#1131 to #1130 - mayormilkman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I have no idea. I think this list goes back to 2010. I suspect that you may hold that title, but I'm not too sure about anyone before 2011.
#1132 to #1131 - ragingbrony
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I remember sunset telling me squiggly had it for a very long time.
#1133 to #1132 - mayormilkman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I guess that's why he can't remember anyone before MRSquiggly (Sunset had corrected me the first time I posted this sort of list).
#1134 to #1133 - ragingbrony
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for someone to get more total thumbs than me though. Most people seem to stop at around 200-220k
#1135 to #1134 - mayormilkman
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Over 400k...

That's a very large amount. It would take a good amount of time for even the other former number #1's to reach that high.
#1128 to #1113 - miscarriage
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Oi
I wasn't even on when that happened.
#1129 to #1128 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
That was probably the shortest amount of time anyone was #1, as well as the greatest ascension in a specific amount of time.
#1117 to #1113 - waffies ONLINE
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(07/17/2013) [-]
time progression?
#1118 to #1117 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Yep.

seb made #1 thanks to a thumb orgy post, but now after DJ 4DM1N's latest mass message missy's back at the top.
#1119 to #1118 - waffies ONLINE
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Hadn't read that till now. Very nice.

Gotta say, i still find it funny that i have any place in these lists.
#1120 to #1119 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Do you remember how you got up there anyway? You weren't #1 very long, and the two users before you deleted their accounts, then phanact rose up to there.
#1121 to #1120 - waffies ONLINE
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Oh I had the lead on phanny our entire commenting history up to that point, but i knew that he was going to pass me before long. When he and i suddenly wound up as #2 and #3, i pushed for two days, got #1, and retired from commenting on the spot. He had it within 12 hours
#1122 to #1121 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I recall now. You had a Spiderman icon back then. I think it looked like this image.
#1123 to #1122 - waffies ONLINE
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Specifically this, as at the time the only friendly people here to me were bronies. And though im not a brony myself, i love the chaos of Spidey threads and Pony threads
Specifically this, as at the time the only friendly people here to me were bronies. And though im not a brony myself, i love the chaos of Spidey threads and Pony threads
#1116 to #1113 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
> miscarriage

Thanks based DJ 4DM1N.
#1114 to #1113 - anonymoose
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(07/17/2013) [-]
**** yeah! Second.
#1115 to #1114 - mayormilkman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Eh, you're just second by Sunset's memory. It goes back to MrSquiggly by time.
#1095 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
>xryptofive
butts
#1824 to #1095 - miscarriage
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(10/15/2013) [-]
>suisei
butts
#1827 to #1824 - mayormilkman
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(10/15/2013) [-]
She responded to that comment when she was xryptofive...
#1828 to #1827 - miscarriage
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(10/15/2013) [-]
yah
#1825 to #1824 - suisei
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Oh.
#1829 to #1825 - mayormilkman
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Don't forget.
#1826 to #1825 - miscarriage
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(10/15/2013) [-]
:p
#1081 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
>rokkarokkaali
Amazing, isn't it?
Too many comments!
#1082 to #1081 - rokkarokkaali
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #3038884 posted by wolvester at Friendly ** :
To Borderlands or to Anno...
take another
#1083 to #1082 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random comment #3039861 posted by stalkerloo at Friendly ** :
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I dunno what "Anno" is.
#1084 to #1083 - rokkarokkaali
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #5291947 posted by exotic at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** :
dipping your toes in the pool is not swimming, twi.
do people get mentioned when we roll comments
#1086 to #1084 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random comment #3037184 posted by reallynotdashie at Friendly ** :
don't forget
casey anthony is pregnant

Sometimes.
Someone once rolled a comment of yours mentioning me not too long ago, and it notified me.
#1087 to #1086 - rokkarokkaali
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(07/15/2013) [-]
ew
#1089 to #1087 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random comment #3036675 posted by defensive at Friendly ** :
Don't sweat it.

I don't know why, but that fact has a dark humor sort of knack to it.
#1090 to #1089 - rokkarokkaali
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**rokkarokkaali rolled a random comment #17 posted by cousin at National Animals ** :
There is a unicorn in the content...
#1091 to #1090 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**mayormilkman rolled a random comment #163 posted by dumdumduu at SuperDouche ** :
Well time keeps going slower and slower and slower, until you reach the speed of light. That's when time stops.

At least on the outside. Time still flows normally for the one travelling at that speed.

Or at least that's how I've understood it. D: I'unno, goes way over my head.


Cousin? Whose cousin?
#1092 to #1091 - notified
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(07/15/2013) [-]
**notified rolled a random comment #4070697 posted by anonymous at Items ** :
No holy souls, insanity are rare.
#1093 to #1092 - mayormilkman
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(07/15/2013) [-]
What a username.
#1094 to #1093 - notified
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(07/15/2013) [-]
Life goes on.
Life goes on.
#1085 to #1084 - rokkarokkaali
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(07/15/2013) [-]
get the **** out of here twi, no one likes you
#1073 - mayormilkman
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(07/14/2013) [-]
RIP in peace phanact.

You will be missed.
#1071 - fullretard
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(07/14/2013) [-]
are you selling sandwiches and for what
#1072 to #1071 - mayormilkman
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Not now. I'm trying to make the demonic flying sandwiches.
#1005 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
>sacticalnuke
No.
#1006 to #1005 - sacticalnuke
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(07/07/2013) [-]
>mayormilkman
Yes.
#1008 to #1006 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Not at all.
#1010 to #1008 - sacticalnuke
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Yes all the way.
#full_homo
#1012 to #1010 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
gay
#1013 to #1012 - sacticalnuke
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Eww, straight. I bet you kiss girls faggot.
#1014 to #1013 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha- no.
#1003 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
>luiselvergas
No.
#1004 to #1003 - luiselvergas
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(07/07/2013) [-]
help us fight the fascist threat comrade
#1007 to #1004 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
No thank you.
#1009 to #1007 - luiselvergas
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(07/07/2013) [-]
you just helped us
#1011 to #1009 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't post there.
#997 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
>timmity
No.
#998 to #997 - timmity
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(07/07/2013) [-]
**timmity rolled user thetruesuperfurry ** watcha want?
#999 to #998 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I don't want to.
#1000 to #999 - timmity
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(07/07/2013) [-]
want to wat?
#1001 to #1000 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Post on that post.

Also, congratulations on getting the one thousandth post on here.
#1002 to #1001 - timmity
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(07/07/2013) [-]
**timmity rolls 8,298**
#994 - blobboy
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I love this
#995 to #994 - mayormilkman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I meant voodoo doll, but close enough.
#980 - roflcopterohone
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(07/04/2013) [-]
You have a lot of fabulous ore.
I need fabulous ore (6150).
What do you want for it?
#981 to #980 - mayormilkman
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I dunno. I'm looking for a lot of things but I'm not sure what you could trade for a lot of ore.
#982 to #981 - roflcopterohone
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Well, I could get things for you.
#983 to #982 - mayormilkman
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I'm mainly looking for:
- milk (I have over a sixth of all the milk in circulation, or a little over 3,000 to nearly 18,000)
- vanilla
- tickets
- coal
- envy souls
- radioactive weapons recipes
- bit golems I don't have and/or bit pistols (they're tricky)
And I'm the most willing to sell:
- fabulous ore, moreso than the other ore (although I have a lot of gold to spare)
- feathers
- egg hoards
- wizard books
#984 to #983 - roflcopterohone
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I'll start my gathering. Thanks.
#954 - allofthefish
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(07/02/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
#955 to #954 - mayormilkman
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Sure. Give me garnet, coal, milk, and/or vanilla for them.
#956 to #955 - allofthefish
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(07/02/2013) [-]
thank you!
#957 to #956 - mayormilkman
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(07/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#934 - nippuhl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
can i buy addy voodoo doll
#935 to #934 - mayormilkman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Only one. Make an offer.
#936 to #935 - nippuhl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
what are you looking for
#937 to #936 - mayormilkman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Milk, vanilla, tickets, the bits, and a Pony Abomination (normal and inverted).
#938 to #937 - nippuhl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
would both pony aboms be ok?
#939 to #938 - mayormilkman
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(06/28/2013) [-]
Yes. I already have the fabulous ones.
#940 to #939 - nippuhl
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(06/28/2013) [-]
yeah i'll send
#907 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
>princessren
Hello.
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#930 to #929 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. I think he's one of the most notable artists in the fandom, and he has made hundreds of clean and **** images.
#931 to #930 - princessren
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#932 to #931 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Happy hunting.
#908 to #907 - princessren
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#909 to #908 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
How do you feel about some peoples' certain attitudes towards you on the hating board?
#910 to #909 - princessren
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#911 to #910 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That's good. I know it isn't all that great for you.
#912 to #911 - princessren
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#913 to #912 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a happy image.
#914 to #913 - princessren
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#916 to #914 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#917 to #916 - princessren
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#918 to #917 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I don't think it was supposed to reference anything.
I only have a few images of Flutters.
#919 to #918 - princessren
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#902 - ariusbrightwing
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Thankies sweetie! ^v^ I'll also buy the others off you if you plan not to keep them. ♥
#903 to #902 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I already made the two other trades and I still have a lot left.
#904 to #903 - ariusbrightwing
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Okies. ovO
#896 - estonianpride **User deleted account**
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#897 to #896 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I don't think I have descended from Lithuanians.
#898 to #897 - estonianpride **User deleted account**
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#899 to #898 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I've read "The Jungle". The protagonist and his family are Lithuanian immigrants in Chicago.
#900 to #899 - estonianpride **User deleted account**
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#901 to #900 - mayormilkman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I was just joking around. My relations with those people are minimal. The same goes for any other eastern European ethnic group, except maybe the Russians.
#893 - knivesanpens **User deleted account**
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Nah, I write down what people send me and the results so I don't get mixed up.
#894 to #893 - mayormilkman
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(06/24/2013) [-]
I gave you 11 moldy chest and their keys, and eight lottery tickets.
#895 to #894 - knivesanpens **User deleted account**
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(06/24/2013) [-]
Send for stuff
#876 - teoberry
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(06/22/2013) [-]
May I present to you, the weirdest fetish on the internet: Werediapers
#877 to #876 - mayormilkman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I've seen that several times before. I don't know the source, though, but I think it came from DeviantArt. Also, in other news, I made a le Reddit account out of boredom.
#878 to #877 - teoberry
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's ****** either way tho. I'll probably see you somewhere in braveryjerk or magicskyfairy
#879 to #878 - mayormilkman
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(06/23/2013) [-]
All I've posted in so far is in not interesting and mildly interesting. The former of the two is so deDJ 4DM1N that it is (ironically) interesting to me.
#874 - mayormilkman
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(06/20/2013) [-]
I got banned for posting an anthropomorphic pizza lady. She had pepperoni nipples and visible genitalia.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/eat+it+now/igkrGvt/2#2

mayormilkman's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 06/19/2013 11:18:56 PM.Banned for 12 Hours.Ban started on 06/19/2013 11:18:56 PM and ends on 06/20/2013 11:18:56 AM.
#873 - panacea
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#875 to #873 - mayormilkman
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(06/20/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, this is the second time.