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User avatar #1073 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
RIP in peace phanact.

You will be missed.
User avatar #1071 - fullretard (07/14/2013) [-]
are you selling sandwiches and for what
User avatar #1072 to #1071 - mayormilkman (07/14/2013) [-]
Not now. I'm trying to make the demonic flying sandwiches.
User avatar #1005 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
>sacticalnuke
No.
User avatar #1006 to #1005 - sacticalnuke (07/07/2013) [-]
>mayormilkman
Yes.
User avatar #1008 to #1006 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
Not at all.
User avatar #1010 to #1008 - sacticalnuke (07/07/2013) [-]
Yes all the way.
#full_homo
User avatar #1013 to #1012 - sacticalnuke (07/07/2013) [-]
Eww, straight. I bet you kiss girls faggot.
User avatar #1014 to #1013 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha- no.
User avatar #1003 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
>luiselvergas
No.
#1004 to #1003 - luiselvergas (07/07/2013) [-]
help us fight the fascist threat comrade
User avatar #1007 to #1004 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
No thank you.
User avatar #1009 to #1007 - luiselvergas (07/07/2013) [-]
you just helped us
User avatar #1011 to #1009 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
I didn't post there.
User avatar #997 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
>timmity
No.
User avatar #998 to #997 - timmity (07/07/2013) [-]
**timmity rolled user thetruesuperfurry ** watcha want?
User avatar #999 to #998 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
I don't want to.
User avatar #1000 to #999 - timmity (07/07/2013) [-]
want to wat?
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
Post on that post.

Also, congratulations on getting the one thousandth post on here.
User avatar #1002 to #1001 - timmity (07/07/2013) [-]
**timmity rolls 8,298**
#994 - blobboy (07/07/2013) [-]
I love this
User avatar #995 to #994 - mayormilkman (07/07/2013) [-]
I meant voodoo doll, but close enough.
User avatar #980 - roflcopterohone (07/04/2013) [-]
You have a lot of fabulous ore.
I need fabulous ore (6150).
What do you want for it?
User avatar #981 to #980 - mayormilkman (07/04/2013) [-]
I dunno. I'm looking for a lot of things but I'm not sure what you could trade for a lot of ore.
User avatar #982 to #981 - roflcopterohone (07/04/2013) [-]
Well, I could get things for you.
User avatar #983 to #982 - mayormilkman (07/04/2013) [-]
I'm mainly looking for:
- milk (I have over a sixth of all the milk in circulation, or a little over 3,000 to nearly 18,000)
- vanilla
- tickets
- coal
- envy souls
- radioactive weapons recipes
- bit golems I don't have and/or bit pistols (they're tricky)
And I'm the most willing to sell:
- fabulous ore, moreso than the other ore (although I have a lot of gold to spare)
- feathers
- egg hoards
- wizard books
User avatar #984 to #983 - roflcopterohone (07/04/2013) [-]
I'll start my gathering. Thanks.
User avatar #954 - allofthefish (07/02/2013) [-]
can i buy your extra wyrm statues?
User avatar #955 to #954 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
Sure. Give me garnet, coal, milk, and/or vanilla for them.
User avatar #956 to #955 - allofthefish (07/02/2013) [-]
thank you!
User avatar #957 to #956 - mayormilkman (07/02/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #934 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
can i buy addy voodoo doll
User avatar #935 to #934 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Only one. Make an offer.
User avatar #936 to #935 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
what are you looking for
User avatar #937 to #936 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Milk, vanilla, tickets, the bits, and a Pony Abomination (normal and inverted).
User avatar #938 to #937 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
would both pony aboms be ok?
User avatar #939 to #938 - mayormilkman (06/28/2013) [-]
Yes. I already have the fabulous ones.
User avatar #940 to #939 - nippuhl (06/28/2013) [-]
yeah i'll send
User avatar #907 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
>princessren
Hello.
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User avatar #930 to #929 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. I think he's one of the most notable artists in the fandom, and he has made hundreds of clean and **** images.
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User avatar #932 to #931 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
Happy hunting.
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User avatar #909 to #908 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
How do you feel about some peoples' certain attitudes towards you on the hating board?
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#911 to #910 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
That's good. I know it isn't all that great for you.
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#913 to #912 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
It's supposed to be a happy image.
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#918 to #917 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't think it was supposed to reference anything.
I only have a few images of Flutters.
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User avatar #902 - ariusbrightwing (06/25/2013) [-]
Thankies sweetie! ^v^ I'll also buy the others off you if you plan not to keep them. ♥
User avatar #903 to #902 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
I already made the two other trades and I still have a lot left.
User avatar #904 to #903 - ariusbrightwing (06/25/2013) [-]
Okies. ovO
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User avatar #897 to #896 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't think I have descended from Lithuanians.
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User avatar #899 to #898 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
I've read "The Jungle". The protagonist and his family are Lithuanian immigrants in Chicago.
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User avatar #901 to #900 - mayormilkman (06/25/2013) [-]
I was just joking around. My relations with those people are minimal. The same goes for any other eastern European ethnic group, except maybe the Russians.
User avatar #893 - knivesanpens **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
Nah, I write down what people send me and the results so I don't get mixed up.
User avatar #894 to #893 - mayormilkman (06/24/2013) [-]
I gave you 11 moldy chest and their keys, and eight lottery tickets.
#895 to #894 - knivesanpens **User deleted account** (06/24/2013) [-]
Send for stuff
#876 - teoberry (06/22/2013) [-]
May I present to you, the weirdest fetish on the internet: Werediapers
User avatar #877 to #876 - mayormilkman (06/23/2013) [-]
I've seen that several times before. I don't know the source, though, but I think it came from DeviantArt. Also, in other news, I made a le Reddit account out of boredom.
User avatar #878 to #877 - teoberry (06/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's ****** either way tho. I'll probably see you somewhere in braveryjerk or magicskyfairy
User avatar #879 to #878 - mayormilkman (06/23/2013) [-]
All I've posted in so far is in not interesting and mildly interesting. The former of the two is so deDJ 4DM1N that it is (ironically) interesting to me.
User avatar #874 - mayormilkman (06/20/2013) [-]
I got banned for posting an anthropomorphic pizza lady. She had pepperoni nipples and visible genitalia.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/morbid-channel/eat+it+now/igkrGvt/2#2

mayormilkman's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 06/19/2013 11:18:56 PM.Banned for 12 Hours.Ban started on 06/19/2013 11:18:56 PM and ends on 06/20/2013 11:18:56 AM.
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User avatar #875 to #873 - mayormilkman (06/20/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, this is the second time.
User avatar #851 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
>tylosaurus
Are you a tranny?
User avatar #852 to #851 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm not.
User avatar #853 to #852 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
Someone on the hating board said you were.
User avatar #854 to #853 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I know.
Daryl just doesn't like me/my "type".
Even though I've explained it several times to that stuck up try-hard troll.
So just ignore what he says.
User avatar #855 to #854 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #856 to #855 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm a trap.
As in a femboy who crossdresses.
Why are you asking anyways?
User avatar #857 to #856 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm just curious.
I don't like traps.
User avatar #858 to #857 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
but you like trannies?
Aaaalrighy then. Whatever doe.
User avatar #859 to #858 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
I think it's just fans of traps. They can be annoying. However, I still don't.
As for trannies, I'm neutral. I've met a few friendly ones on here.
User avatar #860 to #859 - tylosaurus ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
Eh, hating people because of the fans.. is just stupid.
There's more hate than love (Online, the loud minority is very apparent though.)
Anyways, heading to bed. Bye stranger.
User avatar #861 to #860 - mayormilkman (06/19/2013) [-]
Good night.
User avatar #809 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
>alexianary
Do you even fit? Are you a girl?
User avatar #831 to #830 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #832 to #831 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
"no problem."
User avatar #833 to #832 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Who is that?
User avatar #834 to #833 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
who?
I didn't name anyone..
User avatar #835 to #834 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
The thing in your image.
User avatar #836 to #835 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
Zacharie
a character from a video game
User avatar #837 to #836 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Okay then. Is he your "avatar" for now?
#838 to #837 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
he's my avatar, and also my mascot.
User avatar #840 to #838 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Now I recognize where he's from.

It looks like he ended up like Slender Man/Jeff the Killer as the "creepy yet cute guy".
User avatar #841 to #840 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
exactly<3
I think he's just adorable<3
User avatar #842 to #841 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
I really wonder why these characters tend to have such a following.
User avatar #839 to #838 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
"mascot"
Oh, that's the word I was thinking about.
#810 to #809 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
*****
I fit 24 hours a day, erryday
why would that be of your interests?
User avatar #811 to #810 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Mr. Wings wants a fit pussy.
User avatar #814 to #813 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
like
how do you know her?
User avatar #815 to #814 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Huh? I dunno. Mr. Wings is straight.
#816 to #815 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
owait
mr.
okay
so it's a he?
User avatar #817 to #816 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
He is a he, if it's AW we're talking about.
#818 to #817 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
yeh
well I'll be.
User avatar #819 to #818 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Be what?
User avatar #820 to #819 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
it means "oh, what a surprise, I didn't know that"
User avatar #821 to #820 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
You didn't know AW was male?
User avatar #823 to #822 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Ah. This is awkward. I'm not exactly sure what is going on.
#824 to #823 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
it is?
It's just something new for me das all.

I'll try and explain..
you asked me if I was fit, and if I was a girl, and I said jokingly I was and asked why you needed to know if I was a girl, so you said that AW needed a fit...ahem.. and I avoided to answer that by posting the most random thing I found in my folder.
I continued the conversation by asking how you knew him, and you told me, irrelevantly, that he was heterosexual, and later on cleared it up for me that he wasn't a girl, but a guy instead. And I thought that was neat to know and now here we are.
User avatar #825 to #824 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Alrigthy then. So you're a lesbian? Also, as for how I know him, I have simply run into him multiple times throughout the website.
#826 to #825 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
ehehe
not entirely
What makes you think I wanted to do him/her
User avatar #827 to #826 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
You presented yourself as the Wii Fit Trainer on his status "I want to cum inside Wii Fit Trainer".
User avatar #828 to #827 - alexianary (06/17/2013) [-]
it was meant as a joke
User avatar #829 to #828 - mayormilkman (06/17/2013) [-]
Ah. I'm sorry for this.
User avatar #753 - theflamingfire (06/09/2013) [-]
Do you hate mlp or are you posting you like mlp on the hate mlp bored?
User avatar #754 to #753 - mayormilkman (06/09/2013) [-]
What.

Anyway, I'm mainly more anti-brony than anti-MLP. Those things are just fun to mock.
User avatar #717 - mayormilkman (06/05/2013) [-]
>somniumecstasi
Hello random user.
User avatar #718 to #717 - somniumecstasi (06/05/2013) [-]
good day.
User avatar #721 to #718 - mayormilkman (06/05/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's good.
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