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#1717 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
Hello again, friend.
Hello again, friend.
#1739 to #1717 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Y-you too...
#1740 to #1739 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
A-As a friend....I-Is how I love you, I mean....Y-You know, J-Just in case you didn't...I-I mean....Y-Y-Yeah.....Friends....
#1741 to #1740 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
That's fine.

I once admitted to having crush-like feelings to princess ren.
#1742 to #1741 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I have always sort of hated ren.
#1743 to #1742 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Okay. She had an episode a week or two ago, but she's better now, I think.
#1744 to #1743 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I don't care. I'm just glad she's not in my friends list anymore.
#1745 to #1744 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#1746 to #1745 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
The bad thing is, I don't even know why I hate her so much. She just bothers me for whatever reason.
#1747 to #1746 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
I see.
#1748 to #1747 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
This conversation almost makes it sound like I have a crush on you.
#1749 to #1748 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Hee hee. I don't think it would be too interesting to anyone else.
#1750 to #1749 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I don't have a crush on you, just so you know.
#1751 to #1750 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Okay. I knew that. We're just a couple of goofballs.
#1753 to #1751 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
Can I ask you something, though?
#1754 to #1753 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
Sure.
#1755 to #1754 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually, maybe I shouldn't.
#1756 to #1755 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
Fine.
#1757 to #1756 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
I just think my question might come out wrong.
#1758 to #1757 - mayormilkman (10/07/2013) [-]
I missed it.
#1752 to #1751 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
Yeh.
#1718 to #1717 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
How's it going? I'm just being lazy.
#1719 to #1718 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
You know, you're like the only person on this site that I actually talk  Everyone in my friends list I've only communicated with like once or twice before and then forgot I was friends with them.  Myra doesn't count because I talk to her in other places now.
You know, you're like the only person on this site that I actually talk Everyone in my friends list I've only communicated with like once or twice before and then forgot I was friends with them. Myra doesn't count because I talk to her in other places now.
#1721 to #1719 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
I see. I guess we're just good friends. I think I have talked with you more than anyone else on this website this year.
#1722 to #1721 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I've talked with you more than anyone else in my entire time on Funnyjunk, and I've been here for like four and a half years. Actually, no. I may have talked to sackfire more. I call him sackfire because I don't want to bring him here.
#1723 to #1722 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
I knew who you just referred to quite quickly.
#1724 to #1723 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I used to have a crush on him.
#1725 to #1724 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Alright.
#1726 to #1725 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
Apparently, Myra told her brother off.
#1727 to #1726 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Nice.
#1728 to #1727 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
She's not talking to him anymore. She chose me over her sibling.
#1729 to #1728 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
So, it's now incest?
#1730 to #1729 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
W-What?
#1731 to #1730 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
Just kidding.
#1732 to #1731 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
But...What was? But, what was? But what was? But what was? But what was? BUT WHAT WAS?! BUT WHAT WAS???!!!!
#1733 to #1732 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
You know what.
#1734 to #1733 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
I ACTUALLY DON'T!
#1735 to #1734 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
It was the butt.
#1736 to #1735 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
**** ____ You
#1737 to #1736 - mayormilkman (10/06/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#1738 to #1737 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
(10/06/2013) [-]
I love you.
#1720 to #1719 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/06/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I can't put a period after "to".
#1693 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
Hey.
#1694 to #1693 - mayormilkman (10/02/2013) [-]
.yeH
#1714 to #1694 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Are you done whizing, milky?
#1715 to #1714 - mayormilkman (10/04/2013) [-]
To be honest, I have yet to go to the bathroom.
#1716 to #1715 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
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#1695 to #1694 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/02/2013) [-]
******************************************************************************** ssofast.
#1696 to #1695 - mayormilkman (10/02/2013) [-]
Eh hee hee hee.
#1697 to #1696 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm happy that Myra is moving out of her parents' house this week because I'm tired of seeing her piece of **** brother every time I go stay with her.
I'm happy that Myra is moving out of her parents' house this week because I'm tired of seeing her piece of **** brother every time I go stay with her.
#1698 to #1697 - mayormilkman (10/03/2013) [-]
Hmm. I see.
#1699 to #1698 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
He calls me "shim" sometimes and I've heard him refer to me as "Myra's gay boyfriend" and he's a really snobby and pretentious douchbag and he makes a smart ass remark to everything I ******* say and then laughs at me like I'm an idiot and he's thirty one ******* years old and still mooches off mommy and daddy for his ******* drug money and he looks Shaggy from Scooby Doo if Shaggy had ******* gauges and the most retarded ******* tattoos I've ever seen and his friends are also assholes and his girlfriend is an obnoxious ******* crack whore and he ******* punched his mom in the throat one time and he smells bad and I ******* want him to die.
He calls me "shim" sometimes and I've heard him refer to me as "Myra's gay boyfriend" and he's a really snobby and pretentious douchbag and he makes a smart ass remark to everything I ******* say and then laughs at me like I'm an idiot and he's thirty one ******* years old and still mooches off mommy and daddy for his ******* drug money and he looks Shaggy from Scooby Doo if Shaggy had ******* gauges and the most retarded ******* tattoos I've ever seen and his friends are also assholes and his girlfriend is an obnoxious ******* crack whore and he ******* punched his mom in the throat one time and he smells bad and I ******* want him to die.
#1700 to #1699 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
The rest of her family is cool though.
#1701 to #1700 - mayormilkman (10/03/2013) [-]
Whoa. What a guy.
#1702 to #1701 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]
I always expect Myra to defend me but she never does. One time she even laughed at something he said and it hurt me so bad. But she usually just sort of gives him dirty looks and I guess that's okay.
#1703 to #1702 - mayormilkman (10/03/2013) [-]
Well, at least you don't have to worry about him as much.
#1704 to #1703 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
There was a post about transgenders on front page today.
There was a post about transgenders on front page today.
#1705 to #1704 - mayormilkman (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh my.
#1706 to #1705 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
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#1707 to #1706 - mayormilkman (10/04/2013) [-]
Well, acceptance is probably going to come slowly. I became aware of trans* people around the time the "Die cis scum" video became viral. I guess things like that really hurt the image of them.
#1708 to #1707 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
"Die Cis Scum" video? Do I even want to see that?
#1709 to #1708 - mayormilkman (10/04/2013) [-]
knowyourmeme.com/memes/die-cis-scum

I haven't seen the phrase used seriously in a while, to be honest. The whole idea surrounding it also seems to become a little less important in those sort of circles, at least by my observations.
#1710 to #1709 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm So Angry
#1711 to #1710 - mayormilkman (10/04/2013) [-]
That reminds me. I gotta take a whiz.
#1712 to #1711 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Don't whiz on the electric fence!
#1713 to #1712 - mayormilkman
(10/04/2013) [-]
Alright.
#1673 - Sasher (09/29/2013) [-]
Can I buy that insanity soul
#1674 to #1673 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
Maybe...
#1675 to #1674 - Sasher (09/29/2013) [-]
So is that a yesss....noooo..?
#1676 to #1675 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
Maybe if you send a good enough trade, you can get one.
#1677 to #1676 - Sasher (09/29/2013) [-]
its just an insanity soul lol
I have 500 of them I know their worth
#1678 to #1677 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
If you have that many, I'm not as willing to sell it.
#1679 to #1678 - Sasher (09/29/2013) [-]
You weren't as willing to sell it before either clearly lol
#1680 to #1679 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
Hee hee.
#1681 to #1680 - Sasher (09/29/2013) [-]
Only reason Im trying for it is because I only need one more to finish the item Im making and I've already bought everyone else's insanity souls, its really not worth as much as youre implying.
#1682 to #1681 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
Alright. Do you think you can get it?
#1666 - evidently (09/29/2013) [-]
you selling mystic quartz recipe?
#1667 to #1666 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
You may as well trade for it.
#1668 to #1667 - evidently (09/29/2013) [-]
is there anything in particular you want? i can go collecting
#1669 to #1668 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
Brony shoes
Milk
Fabric
#1670 to #1669 - evidently (09/29/2013) [-]
how many?
#1671 to #1670 - mayormilkman (09/29/2013) [-]
A lot.

I'm working towards a level six brony shoe and I am also trying to remake all of the voodoo dolls.
#1672 to #1671 - evidently (09/29/2013) [-]
ok save me a recipe ill go collect
#1663 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
Hey

I sent another trade, it's worth more than my first one!
#1664 to #1663 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Alright.
#1665 to #1664 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
I will send two more 1 stacks if you accept
#1656 - weebee (09/28/2013) [-]
Holy balls m8, check trades
#1657 to #1656 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Give it a minute.

You're not the only person to be interested.
#1659 to #1657 - weebee (09/28/2013) [-]
okay, take your time
#1653 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
Well done bro

Check your trades?
#1654 to #1653 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Give it a few more minutes.

Two other people want Loki.
#1658 to #1654 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm gonna cancel the trade in a bit, taurus is my fav item, dont know if I wanna trade :s
#1655 to #1654 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
Okay
#1646 - fucktotheyou (09/28/2013) [-]
#1647 to #1646 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
All I did was reply to that other person.

Okay?
#1642 - hauntzor (09/27/2013) [-]
How am I supposed to know that you're actually a mayor?   
   
Furthermore, what's there to suggest to me that you're even a milkman, either?   
   
Is this the persona you chose for yourself to distract the general public from the truth, which is that you are in reality just a dancing snowman?
How am I supposed to know that you're actually a mayor?

Furthermore, what's there to suggest to me that you're even a milkman, either?

Is this the persona you chose for yourself to distract the general public from the truth, which is that you are in reality just a dancing snowman?
#1644 to #1642 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you just go into my van and see?
Why don't you just go into my van and see?
#1639 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
i wish mayormilkman would deliver the milk
in the morning
i wish mayormilkman would deliver my milk
when i'm yawning
i would like some milk from mayormilkmans wifes tits
#1641 to #1639 - hauntzor (09/27/2013) [-]
dat aphex twin
#1643 to #1641 - revengeforfreeze (09/27/2013) [-]
Indeed
#1623 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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#1627 to #1626 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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#1614 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Pota
#1615 to #1614 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Tomato
#1616 to #1615 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
*toma
#1617 to #1616 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
What the Hell Admin?
#1612 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
#1618 to #1613 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
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#1619 to #1618 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh lawd.
Oh lawd.
#1620 to #1619 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
So, I'm considering  considering  losing my virginity.  You know who
So, I'm considering considering losing my virginity. You know who
#1621 to #1620 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Why does this always cut off the last ******* word?
#1622 to #1621 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh my.

For whatever reason, "to" cannot have a period after it. Example:

toma
tomato
#1600 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
I am usually tired and I spend all my time with my girlfriend and some with family and doing school work so there isn't room for much else.
#1601 to #1600 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Is there something that is rather interesting to you that you might do?

Tip: You could have replied to my first post back on your profile, but I don't mind.
#1602 to #1601 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
I know, but I like switching it up. I just spend a lot of time with my friends. I 'm trying to learn Greek. I've only been at it for 2 months, but I'm doing well. I also like to try new foods.
#1603 to #1602 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Nice. I also like to play the keyboard.
#1604 to #1603 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
That's cool. How long have you been playing?
#1605 to #1604 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Ever since January.
#1606 to #1605 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Wow. Do you play any other instruments?
#1607 to #1606 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
No.
#1608 to #1607 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Okay.

Why did you choose your username?
#1609 to #1608 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I came up with it back in 2010, a year before I even knew about this website. The full name is "mister master major mayor milkman."
#1610 to #1609 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh. Okay.

So you haven't been going on funnyjunk long then?
#1611 to #1610 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I have been going on here since May of 2011.
#1598 - talkingbrickbrick (09/20/2013) [-]
Tits
#1599 to #1598 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Butts.
#1572 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
dinkie, please
#1573 to #1572 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Lol what? I mean, it is the hating board. Why not thumb everything down? lel
#1574 to #1573 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Why bother wasting your time on there?
#1575 to #1574 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Iunno people were butthurt about me posting a simple
:3
So why thumb yall back down as well
Yall should be okay. No worries
#1576 to #1575 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
I missed that post.
#1577 to #1576 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
You thumbed it down.
#1578 to #1577 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh. I had already disregard my memory of it. Anyway, I thumbed that down right before you started thumbing down the board. I'm sure you were thumbed for the following two reasons:
1. You were one of the obnoxious outsiders.
2. Your post added little to anything.
#1579 to #1578 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, so just because I haven't posted there before, means I could never post there Ever. **** that and **** you. And hardly anything anyone ever posts there contributes to Anything.
#1580 to #1579 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
You weren't contributing anything of the board's purpose: to talk about things you hate.

Nonetheless, sometimes interesting conversations can happen on there. I'm just tired of the board being a magnet for dramawhores and ***********, which, even if there's just one of them at a time, can easily take up a lot of posts.
#1566 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
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#1567 to #1566 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Is it time again already ?
Is it time again already ?
#1596 to #1567 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
And I don't even know your first name. I just know that you're the milk man.
And I don't even know your first name. I just know that you're the milk man.
#1597 to #1596 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I am reserved in that way.
#1568 to #1567 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
Me and a couple friends of mine are going to start our own radio show soon.
Me and a couple friends of mine are going to start our own radio show soon.
#1569 to #1568 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Really? Oh my. What is it going to be about?
#1570 to #1569 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't know actually.
#1571 to #1570 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Ha.
#1581 to #1571 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, you wanna hear a story?
#1582 to #1581 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Sure!
#1583 to #1582 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
It's about Myra turnin
#1584 to #1583 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
*turninto
#1585 to #1584 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Do you think she'd mind?
#1586 to #1585 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
She wouldn't.
#1587 to #1586 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Alright.
#1588 to #1587 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I tend to have these really horrible nightmares sometimes. I usually wake up screaming or crying. I had one the night that I stayed at her house and when I woke up freaking out, she just grabbed me and started hugging me really tight telling me that it was okay and to calm down. Then I felt really relaxed and without thinking about it I started sucking my fingers because I do that and then I thought she might think it was weird but she was just like "Aw, my baby" and started stroking my hair and then I fell asleep in her arms. It was nice.
#1589 to #1588 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, that is sweet!
#1590 to #1589 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been a little sad the past few days because I wish I could sleep with her every night, I hate doing it alone now.
#1591 to #1590 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I see.
#1592 to #1591 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I was talking to my friend and he screen capped this.
#1593 to #1592 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Heh he.
#1594 to #1593 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
And now you know my full name.
#1595 to #1594 - mayormilkman
(09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't really notice it the first time.
#1564 - discordedderpy (09/18/2013) [-]
I like horsecocks

Have a nice day.
#1565 to #1564 - mayormilkman (09/18/2013) [-]
No thank you.
#1558 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Noooooooooooo Mayormilkman why?! )': After all we've been through...you just boot me like I'm nothing.

I thought what we had was special!
#1559 to #1558 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
I don't think we ever talked until now, have we?
#1560 to #1559 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Honestly. Probably not. You probably made some kick ass content and i was like "Oh sweet" then sent a friend request. But yeah...think thats about it.
#1561 to #1560 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
At least you explained to me why now.
#1562 to #1561 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Well I bid you adieu. It was an honor being on your friends list.

Good bye mayormilkman
#1563 to #1562 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
Goodbye.