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User avatar #1663 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
Hey

I sent another trade, it's worth more than my first one!
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
I will send two more 1 stacks if you accept
User avatar #1656 - weebee (09/28/2013) [-]
Holy balls m8, check trades
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Give it a minute.

You're not the only person to be interested.
User avatar #1659 to #1657 - weebee (09/28/2013) [-]
okay, take your time
User avatar #1653 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
Well done bro

Check your trades?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
Give it a few more minutes.

Two other people want Loki.
User avatar #1658 to #1654 - onestacks (09/28/2013) [-]
I'm gonna cancel the trade in a bit, taurus is my fav item, dont know if I wanna trade :s
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - mayormilkman (09/28/2013) [-]
All I did was reply to that other person.

Okay?
#1642 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
How am I supposed to know that you're actually a mayor?   
   
Furthermore, what's there to suggest to me that you're even a milkman, either?   
   
Is this the persona you chose for yourself to distract the general public from the truth, which is that you are in reality just a dancing snowman?
How am I supposed to know that you're actually a mayor?

Furthermore, what's there to suggest to me that you're even a milkman, either?

Is this the persona you chose for yourself to distract the general public from the truth, which is that you are in reality just a dancing snowman?
#1644 to #1642 - mayormilkman (09/27/2013) [-]
Why don't you just go into my van and see?
Why don't you just go into my van and see?
User avatar #1639 - revengeforfreeze (09/25/2013) [-]
i wish mayormilkman would deliver the milk
in the morning
i wish mayormilkman would deliver my milk
when i'm yawning
i would like some milk from mayormilkmans wifes tits
User avatar #1641 to #1639 - hauntzor ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
dat aphex twin
#1623 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1614 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Pota
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
What the Hell Admin?
#1612 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
#1618 to #1613 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
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#1619 to #1618 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh lawd.
Oh lawd.
#1620 to #1619 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
So, I'm considering  considering  losing my virginity.  You know who
So, I'm considering considering losing my virginity. You know who
User avatar #1621 to #1620 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/24/2013) [-]
Why does this always cut off the last fucking word?
User avatar #1622 to #1621 - mayormilkman (09/24/2013) [-]
Oh my.

For whatever reason, "to" cannot have a period after it. Example:

toma
tomato
#1600 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
I am usually tired and I spend all my time with my girlfriend and some with family and doing school work so there isn't room for much else.
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Is there something that is rather interesting to you that you might do?

Tip: You could have replied to my first post back on your profile, but I don't mind.
#1602 to #1601 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
I know, but I like switching it up. I just spend a lot of time with my friends. I 'm trying to learn Greek. I've only been at it for 2 months, but I'm doing well. I also like to try new foods.
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Nice. I also like to play the keyboard.
#1604 to #1603 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
That's cool. How long have you been playing?
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Ever since January.
#1606 to #1605 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Wow. Do you play any other instruments?
#1608 to #1607 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Okay.

Why did you choose your username?
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I came up with it back in 2010, a year before I even knew about this website. The full name is "mister master major mayor milkman."
#1610 to #1609 - talknaway (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh. Okay.

So you haven't been going on funnyjunk long then?
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I have been going on here since May of 2011.
User avatar #1572 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
dinkie, please
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Lol what? I mean, it is the hating board. Why not thumb everything down? lel
User avatar #1574 to #1573 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Why bother wasting your time on there?
User avatar #1575 to #1574 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Iunno people were butthurt about me posting a simple
:3
So why thumb yall back down as well
Yall should be okay. No worries
User avatar #1576 to #1575 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
I missed that post.
User avatar #1577 to #1576 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
You thumbed it down.
User avatar #1578 to #1577 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh. I had already disregard my memory of it. Anyway, I thumbed that down right before you started thumbing down the board. I'm sure you were thumbed for the following two reasons:
1. You were one of the obnoxious outsiders.
2. Your post added little to anything.
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - dinkie (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, so just because I haven't posted there before, means I could never post there Ever. Fuck that and fuck you. And hardly anything anyone ever posts there contributes to Anything.
User avatar #1580 to #1579 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
You weren't contributing anything of the board's purpose: to talk about things you hate.

Nonetheless, sometimes interesting conversations can happen on there. I'm just tired of the board being a magnet for dramawhores and shitposters, which, even if there's just one of them at a time, can easily take up a lot of posts.
#1566 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
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#1567 to #1566 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Is it time again already ?
Is it time again already ?
#1596 to #1567 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
And I don't even know your first name. I just know that you're the milk man.
And I don't even know your first name. I just know that you're the milk man.
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I am reserved in that way.
#1568 to #1567 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
Me and a couple friends of mine are going to start our own radio show soon.
Me and a couple friends of mine are going to start our own radio show soon.
User avatar #1569 to #1568 - mayormilkman (09/19/2013) [-]
Really? Oh my. What is it going to be about?
#1570 to #1569 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/19/2013) [-]
I don't know actually.
User avatar #1581 to #1571 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
Hey, you wanna hear a story?
User avatar #1583 to #1582 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
It's about Myra turnin
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
*turninto
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Do you think she'd mind?
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
She wouldn't.
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Alright.
#1588 to #1587 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I tend to have these really horrible nightmares sometimes. I usually wake up screaming or crying. I had one the night that I stayed at her house and when I woke up freaking out, she just grabbed me and started hugging me really tight telling me that it was okay and to calm down. Then I felt really relaxed and without thinking about it I started sucking my fingers because I do that and then I thought she might think it was weird but she was just like "Aw, my baby" and started stroking my hair and then I fell asleep in her arms. It was nice.
User avatar #1589 to #1588 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Oh, that is sweet!
#1590 to #1589 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I've been a little sad the past few days because I wish I could sleep with her every night, I hate doing it alone now.
#1592 to #1591 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
I was talking to my friend and he screen capped this.
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
Heh he.
User avatar #1594 to #1593 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/20/2013) [-]
And now you know my full name.
User avatar #1595 to #1594 - mayormilkman (09/20/2013) [-]
I didn't really notice it the first time.
#1564 - discordedderpy (09/18/2013) [-]
I like horsecocks

Have a nice day.
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - mayormilkman (09/18/2013) [-]
No thank you.
#1558 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Noooooooooooo Mayormilkman why?! )': After all we've been through...you just boot me like I'm nothing.

I thought what we had was special!
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
I don't think we ever talked until now, have we?
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Honestly. Probably not. You probably made some kick ass content and i was like "Oh sweet" then sent a friend request. But yeah...think thats about it.
User avatar #1561 to #1560 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
At least you explained to me why now.
User avatar #1562 to #1561 - CHEENO (09/17/2013) [-]
Well I bid you adieu. It was an honor being on your friends list.

Good bye mayormilkman
User avatar #1563 to #1562 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
Goodbye.
User avatar #1542 - rokkarokkaali (09/17/2013) [-]
give me your items
User avatar #1543 to #1542 - mayormilkman (09/17/2013) [-]
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


Nah.
#1533 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Hey. I just got back from turninto's house a little bit ago. I miss her now.
Hey. I just got back from turninto's house a little bit ago. I miss her now.
User avatar #1534 to #1533 - mayormilkman (09/16/2013) [-]
Oh yeah. I kind of forgot about that.
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
That's why I haven't been on since Friday night.
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - mayormilkman (09/16/2013) [-]
I see.
Well, I can guess that you had a lot of fun.
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/16/2013) [-]
Yeh.
User avatar #1528 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
>frisia
butts
User avatar #1527 - mayormilkman (09/14/2013) [-]
>MRgamer
butts
User avatar #1530 to #1527 - MRGamer (09/14/2013) [-]
Big booty bitches
User avatar #1525 - deltared (09/13/2013) [-]
yo
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - mayormilkman (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah. Yo.

Yo-yo.
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