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#1974 - ied (11/27/2013) [-]
gift me those brony badges
thanks
#1975 to #1974 - mayormilkman (11/27/2013) [-]
I'm focused on collecting those.
#1976 to #1975 - ied (11/27/2013) [-]
#1977 to #1976 - mayormilkman (11/27/2013) [-]
I have finally gotten one level 5 brony shoe. Anyway, I usually collect other kinds of badges just to sell them or for trading. If you want brony shoes, I would trade them for something else I want, but I won't give you much.
#1978 to #1977 - ied (11/27/2013) [-]
So...You're selling the level 5?
#1979 to #1978 - mayormilkman (11/27/2013) [-]
No.
#1973 - shibe (11/26/2013) [-]
ban denny plz
#1964 - anon (11/24/2013) [-]
Hello. I have come to inform you that you are a ******.
#1965 to #1964 - mayormilkman (11/24/2013) [-]
Alrighty then!
#1947 - shibe
has deleted their comment [-]
#1960 to #1947 - teoberry (11/23/2013) [-]
Isn't this the EXACT same reason you didn't show us your face?
#1961 to #1960 - shibe (11/23/2013) [-]
Yep, I don't want my picture to get around and be used a lot.


But I could care less if it was anybody else, and he never told me to not post it everywhere.
#1962 to #1961 - teoberry (11/23/2013) [-]
Jeez, that's kind of selfish/hypocritical. Your choice tho.
#1963 to #1962 - shibe (11/23/2013) [-]
I already know I'm both selfish and hypocritical. My enjoyment. No one really takes into consideration what I think, so I usually ignore what other people think.
#1966 to #1963 - teoberry (11/24/2013) [-]
**** why'd you delete it. I forgot what jamie-poo looked like
#1967 to #1966 - ferrettamer (11/25/2013) [-]
Because I got mad at him.
#1971 to #1967 - teoberry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh. Well you're still a qt
#1948 to #1947 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
wat
#1949 to #1948 - shibe (11/17/2013) [-]
its ferret dude
#1950 to #1949 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm not surprised he's that young.
#1951 to #1950 - shibe (11/17/2013) [-]
He's 17
#1952 to #1951 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
He looks younger than that.
#1968 to #1952 - ferrettamer (11/25/2013) [-]
Aren't I a total qt :^)?
#1969 to #1968 - mayormilkman (11/25/2013) [-]
No.
#1970 to #1969 - ferrettamer (11/25/2013) [-]
#1953 to #1952 - shibe (11/17/2013) [-]
ikr
#1945 - djequalizee (11/14/2013) [-]
swiggity swaggity swoggity swoggle
#1946 to #1945 - mayormilkman (11/14/2013) [-]
Okay then.
#1925 - mayormilkman (11/11/2013) [-]
One more time:
Mrsquiggly > anonymoose > dirtylittlehippie > silentkiler > 'moose > tunneyb > fightclub > Sunset > ragingbrony > shadowrated > ragingbrony > examplechanology > rainbowsgoboom > waffies > phanact > felixjarl > miscarriage > sebsebsebh > miscarriage > grandtheftkoala > pappathethird > miscarriage > ************ > baronchecov > alternating between ************ and miscarrage (it's the latter at the very moment this was posted)
#1935 to #1925 - miscarriage (11/11/2013) [-]
Wow, I'm in there so many times.

I think I should quit commenting.
I guess there really is no point if i have God level
#1936 to #1935 - phanact (11/11/2013) [-]
lol @ ragingbrony
#1938 to #1936 - miscarriage (11/11/2013) [-]
what
#1940 to #1938 - phanact (11/12/2013) [-]
he has 4000k
#1941 to #1940 - miscarriage (11/12/2013) [-]
4 million what
#1942 to #1941 - phanact (11/12/2013) [-]
400k*
#1943 to #1942 - miscarriage (11/12/2013) [-]
ya
#1937 to #1936 - ragingbrony (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#1944 to #1937 - mayormilkman (11/13/2013) [-]
Look above you!
#1934 to #1925 - mudkipfucker (11/11/2013) [-]
and baronchecov doesnt really count, he's a cheat
#1939 to #1934 - mayormilkman (11/12/2013) [-]
So is sebsebsebh, but I put him in there to remember the content that made thumb orgies banned.
#1933 to #1925 - mudkipfucker (11/11/2013) [-]
I think miscarriage has pulled ahead of me now
#1927 to #1925 - phanact (11/11/2013) [-]
oh
#1932 to #1927 - anonymoose (11/11/2013) [-]
Pfft, noob.
#1926 to #1925 - waffies (11/11/2013) [-]
oooooh, i forgot that rainbows had control right after examplechan.... how on earth have you kept this straight mayor?
#1929 to #1926 - mayormilkman (11/11/2013) [-]
Observations, with Sunset fixing this list in its initial form.
#1931 to #1929 - waffies (11/11/2013) [-]
huh, well, thanks for always keeping us honest eh? (funny how many miscarriages the commenters seem to have, hue hue hue)
#1928 to #1926 - phanact (11/11/2013) [-]
That's a good question
#1930 to #1928 - mayormilkman (11/11/2013) [-]
Look above.
#1912 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
hello
#1913 to #1912 - mayormilkman (11/10/2013) [-]
Hello?
#1914 to #1913 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
how are you
#1915 to #1914 - mayormilkman (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm okay.

What are you doing here?
#1916 to #1915 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
that's oo
#1917 to #1916 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
good*
****
#1918 to #1917 - mayormilkman (11/10/2013) [-]
Well then, what are you doing here?
#1919 to #1918 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
just seeing how you are doing
#1920 to #1919 - mayormilkman (11/10/2013) [-]
Okay then...
#1921 to #1920 - roll (11/10/2013) [-]
what? can i not see how u are doing
#1922 to #1921 - mayormilkman (11/10/2013) [-]
It is from out of nowhere, but more than just that: you know that I don't like you much.
#1923 to #1922 - roll (11/11/2013) [-]
well im sorry
#1924 to #1923 - mayormilkman (11/11/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#1890 - traffy (11/09/2013) [-]
you will be remembered
#1891 to #1890 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
Feels good man.
#1892 to #1891 - traffy (11/09/2013) [-]
you're alive?!
#1893 to #1892 - mayormilkman (11/09/2013) [-]
Yes.
#1883 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1884 to #1883 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I've used this gif a lot but now I feel like it may be bannable.
#1885 to #1884 - mayormilkman (11/07/2013) [-]
Maybe if you're lucky enough, it would slide by.
#1886 to #1885 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
I honestly don't give a **** about getting banned.
#1887 to #1886 - mayormilkman (11/07/2013) [-]
At this point it's more of a slap on the wrist, with spamming being worse than anything else that doesn't get you permanently banned.
#1888 to #1887 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
Oh.
#1889 to #1888 - mayormilkman (11/07/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#1878 - mayormilkman (11/03/2013) [-]
RIP in peace:
misterwasis
jkrule
aclopolipise
bitchimflawless
eclipseblade
galation (AKA zlamous)
herefortheporno
rustyshakleford
shimajam
timforthewin
xllsnowwolfllx
zombz (zombsiez)

Previous post:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/mayormilkman/572#572
#1882 to #1878 - mayormilkman (11/05/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/applecopy
Adding this guy to the list...
#1954 to #1882 - megpoidgumibear (11/17/2013) [-]
don't forget watery

i got banned again
#1955 to #1954 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#1956 to #1955 - megpoidgumibear (11/17/2013) [-]
i spammed porn

all over FJ
ALL OVER FJ
#1957 to #1956 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
so brave
#1958 to #1957 - megpoidgumibear (11/17/2013) [-]
so sexy

#1959 to #1958 - mayormilkman (11/17/2013) [-]
I was being sarcastic; it's just stupid.
#1865 - weebee (10/23/2013) [-]
Selling coal?
#1866 to #1865 - mayormilkman (10/23/2013) [-]
Not really.
#1856 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
Hi.
#1857 to #1856 - mayormilkman (10/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#1858 to #1857 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
I saw that you're a mod. That's neat.
#1859 to #1858 - mayormilkman (10/22/2013) [-]
Yep!
#1860 to #1859 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
Is it fun banning ******?
#1861 to #1860 - mayormilkman (10/22/2013) [-]
Yes.
#1862 to #1861 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
How do you even become a mod?
#1863 to #1862 - mayormilkman (10/22/2013) [-]
I think you have to be associated with Orange P in some way. I'm sure he's the reason why I got promoted as I had pointed out troublesome stuff not long before.
#1864 to #1863 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/22/2013) [-]
Ah.
#1852 - weebee (10/21/2013) [-]
DI I have anything you would want for that grey and aqua bit golems?
#1853 to #1852 - mayormilkman (10/21/2013) [-]
I dunno.
#1854 to #1853 - weebee (10/21/2013) [-]
Do I have anything you would like?
#1855 to #1854 - mayormilkman (10/21/2013) [-]
Brony shoes? Fabric? Milk? Vanilla?
#1845 - casprizzle (10/21/2013) [-]
Sell me your iron ore please.
#1846 to #1845 - mayormilkman (10/21/2013) [-]
How much are you going to take?
#1847 to #1846 - casprizzle (10/21/2013) [-]
As much as you'll sell. I'm going for badge. What items are you after?
#1848 to #1847 - mayormilkman (10/21/2013) [-]
You can buy up to 300. I'm mainly after brony shoes now.
#1849 to #1848 - casprizzle (10/21/2013) [-]
hmmm how many brony shoes do you want for 300? I'll have to collect them.
#1850 to #1849 - mayormilkman (10/21/2013) [-]
At least fifty.
#1851 to #1850 - casprizzle (10/21/2013) [-]
Wow I happen to have pretty much exactly 50 for some reason O_o I thought I sold them all. I'll send trade.
#1840 - xblthatguy (10/19/2013) [-]
?
#1841 to #1840 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
Apparently, some old comment said "xbl thatguy" faps to this" referring to some image of titties upside-down. I post in response "xbl thatguy faps to flagged pictures."
#1842 to #1841 - xblthatguy (10/19/2013) [-]
Oh, hehe. That explains it, thank you!
#1843 to #1842 - mayormilkman (10/19/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
#1837 - mayormilkman (10/17/2013) [-]
butts
#1844 to #1837 - doublicious (10/20/2013) [-]
flagged
#2017 to #1844 - infamoustrapper (12/04/2013) [-]
lol I'm laughing at my own comment. I don't even remember this
#2166 to #2017 - mayormilkman (12/23/2013) [-]
It was a good one.
#1831 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1832 to #1831 - mayormilkman (10/17/2013) [-]
Oh, hello.
#1833 to #1832 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
Myra was at my house today.
#1834 to #1833 - mayormilkman (10/17/2013) [-]
Cool.
#1835 to #1834 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
I talk about her a lot.
#1836 to #1835 - mayormilkman (10/17/2013) [-]
I know.
#1838 to #1836 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/17/2013) [-]
If it annoys you, I could stop.
#1839 to #1838 - mayormilkman (10/17/2013) [-]
Do whatever.
#1782 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Butts.
#1823 to #1782 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
Alrighty then.
#1803 to #1782 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like fun. I'm not sure what I'm doing this year. Last year I just stayed at home, and it was the first time I did too.
#1804 to #1803 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I haven't done anything for Spooky Day in like five years.
#1805 to #1804 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
This one should be especially special..
#1806 to #1805 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Like three years ago I decided that I was going to lose my virginity on either Spooky Day or Christmas.
#1807 to #1806 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Why these days, though?
#1808 to #1807 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
They're special to me.
#1809 to #1808 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see...

Welp, I hope that it goes well for you and Myra. Then again, that's a couple weeks from now, and you'll be together again in the meantime anyway (I think).
#1810 to #1809 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I stay at her house like every weekend. Except that one weekend when I had to go to a wedding.
#1811 to #1810 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Hmm. How should things be until the very special day?
#1812 to #1811 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
*shrug*
#1813 to #1812 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ha.
#1814 to #1813 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I think she wants me to move in with her eventually. She was talking about it with a friend of ours and I'm not sure if it was serious.
#1815 to #1814 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
How do you think that would go?
#1816 to #1815 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I don't think my parents would agree to it.
#1817 to #1816 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I see. I am sure that you would love to do so, though.
#1818 to #1817 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
I would. But part of me would also be scared to do it.
#1819 to #1818 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm sure it would become a more acceptable idea over time, of course.
#1820 to #1819 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/15/2013) [-]
I feel like I should discuss it with her. Or wait for her to discuss it with me.
#1821 to #1820 - mayormilkman (10/15/2013) [-]
We'll see how that goes.
#1822 to #1821 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
(10/15/2013) [-]
I just need to know that she could take care of me.
#1784 to #1783 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
#1785 to #1784 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I have taught you well.
#1786 to #1785 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
#1787 to #1786 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay?
#1788 to #1787 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I posted the wrong picture.
#1789 to #1788 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
That explains a lot.
#1790 to #1789 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah.
#1791 to #1790 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Alone again?
#1792 to #1791 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
What?
#1793 to #1792 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm talking about being away from Myra.
#1794 to #1793 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Oh. Yeah.
#1795 to #1794 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah.
#1796 to #1795 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm drawing a picture for her that she's going to make a costume of for Spooky Day.
#1797 to #1796 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Interesting.
#1798 to #1797 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Have I told you about our plans for Spooky Day?
#1799 to #1798 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
Nope.
#1800 to #1799 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
Okay.
#1801 to #1800 - mayormilkman (10/14/2013) [-]
What's your plans?
#1802 to #1801 - violetmistress **User deleted account**
(10/14/2013) [-]
We're just gonna hang out. Maybe dick around town. Watch movies or something......And then.....Um......Have sex.
#1764 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Hi.
#1765 to #1764 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Hello Emily.
#1766 to #1765 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
I don't have my reaction pics because I'm on Myra's computer.
#1767 to #1766 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
I see. Well, how's it going? You must be having a fun time.
#1768 to #1767 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah. She made me eat her out last night.
#1769 to #1768 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Oh my.
#1770 to #1769 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
I loved watching her squirm with pleasure.  I found her reaction pics.
I loved watching her squirm with pleasure. I found her reaction pics.
#1771 to #1770 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Cool.
Cool.
#1772 to #1771 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Why the **** does she have this?
#1773 to #1772 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Sometimes I ask that question when I take a good look at my picture folders.
#1774 to #1773 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
A god damn fish.
#1775 to #1774 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
It's a nice fish.
#1776 to #1775 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#1777 to #1776 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Tell her that I said "Hi" .
#1778 to #1777 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
I half expected that to say "butts".
#1779 to #1778 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
You could tell her "butts" too.
#1780 to #1779 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
Her sister's here. Should I tell her "butts" as well?
#1781 to #1780 - mayormilkman (10/12/2013) [-]
Sure!
#1759 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
Hey.
#1761 to #1760 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
I get to see Myra tomorrow and spend the weekend with her.
I get to see Myra tomorrow and spend the weekend with her.
#1762 to #1761 - mayormilkman (10/11/2013) [-]
Tomorrow is my last day of school before Fall break, which lasts for two weeks.