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#6784 - funkydiscomaggot (09/19/2015) [-]
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#6799 to #6785 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2015) [-]
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#6783 - flyingassassin (09/19/2015) [-]
**** your backround i thought i was drowning
#6775 - murrlogic (09/17/2015) [-]
Going 2 work

Lets make more of these

Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Aang, Toph. All of the original Team Avatar
#6776 to #6775 - captainspankmonkey (09/18/2015) [-]
Going by memory on these.
#6781 to #6780 - murrlogic (09/18/2015) [-]
Is this suppose to be a nod that Aang was the literal last of a dying breed of benders?

I would have killed for more backstory on Zaheer he's not even a true airbender he's a non bender who got lucky during Harmonic Convergence and taught himself the step while being locked away in prison.
#6782 to #6781 - captainspankmonkey (09/18/2015) [-]
Two things, actually. Since my memory is ****, I thought Aang vanished and didn't die legitimately. That and I thought he wasn't around his kids much.

#6767 - funkydiscomaggot (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6768 to #6767 - captainspankmonkey (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6769 to #6768 - funkydiscomaggot (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6770 to #6769 - captainspankmonkey (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6771 to #6770 - funkydiscomaggot (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6772 to #6771 - captainspankmonkey (09/17/2015) [-]
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#6735 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
I have an activity for you

Make me a bunch of Korra strips using these. Do one on Korra
#6736 to #6735 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Was actually planning on doing one of these.
What others one did you have in mind aside from Korra?
#6761 to #6736 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]

That's about all the important characters I can think of. Less you can think of anymore

I'm gonna post this on bendingtime tomorrow see if people agree. Probably not.
#6762 to #6761 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Asami, Korra, and Tenzin are the only ones I can see people disagreeing on.
#6763 to #6762 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Probably. You did really good on these. How'd you come up with these?
#6764 to #6763 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Most of the jokes are my opinion on the characters. Korra and Asami were based on your ideas of the characters and the villains ones were from jokes by Funkydisco and me. He was the one that gave me most of the info on the show and we mainly talked a lot about the villains and since we both like history/philosophies/politics, we talked about them the most and made the most jokes.
#6765 to #6764 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
we should do more of these but not tonight. I'll post these on bendingtime tomorrow and see if we can get some more funny ones
#6766 to #6765 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Righto Gov'na.
#6753 to #6736 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
>tfw Unalaq and Zaheer

I started crying

This is proof you watched this show the correct way
#6754 to #6753 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
No problemo. I'm still laughing at my Lin one.

So simple yet so hilarious to me.
#6755 to #6754 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Ok 2 more

Suyin and Varrick

Ju-Li as a bonus.
#6759 to #6756 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Whose the guy in the middle

I'd have used Moriarty.
#6760 to #6759 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Howard Hughes, business tycoon and inspiration for Mr.House in Fallout New Vegas.
#6758 to #6757 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
I don't remember her personality all that much.
#6748 to #6736 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Goddamit these are all perfect.

I want more.

Do all 4 of the villains next. Amon, Unalaq, Zaheer, and Kuriva
#6737 to #6736 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Korra, Mako, Bolin, and obviously Asami first

Then do Tenzin and Lin.
#6738 to #6737 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
#6739 to #6738 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]

Go forward
#6744 to #6743 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Best mulf
#6745 to #6744 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
There is no amount of words to describe how accurate this is.

>So...I made up with my sociopathic sister
>And...Republic City is destroyed
>And the Avatar went on vacation...with a billionaire who could pay for all the damages.
#6746 to #6745 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
"I found out that I could bend. I call it alcohol-bending."
#6747 to #6746 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Gonna make a seperate folder for all these
#6717 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
#6718 to #6717 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Tenzin's fw.
#6729 to #6718 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
That costs thousands of dollars.
#6730 to #6729 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Of course,
or they find a way to make a mega-PC using guides.

Or maybe I'm just retarded and don't know what I'm talking about since I never care much for them.
#6731 to #6730 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Chromebooks don't come with Capslock or delete buttons

what a terrible design flaw.
#6732 to #6731 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
>No capslock or delete
Why the **** not?
#6733 to #6732 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Google is retarded
#6734 to #6733 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
And watches us when we masturbate.
Not that I mind.
#6719 to #6718 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Anywho that's all the new artwork I have today

#6720 to #6719 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Downloading games from isozone and reading Water Margin.

What's new on your front?
#6721 to #6720 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
I was approved for section 8.

Meaning I have my rent cut in a 1/3 everywhere I go. Means I get to save more money to probably spend on art.
#6722 to #6721 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]

Now to spend more comics that will get /co/ and FJ to hate you even more than they already do?
#6723 to #6722 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Pretty much yeah and this is the closest thing I have to a hobby.
#6724 to #6723 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
There is a hobby for anything, especially making public rage-inducing comics.
#6725 to #6724 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
Goddamit I wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokemon or something.
#6726 to #6725 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
Then go play it or download it online.

#6727 to #6726 - murrlogic (09/16/2015) [-]
On a chromebook?

You're delusional.
#6728 to #6727 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2015) [-]
***** I don't know what type of computer you have.

And considering this is FJ, I suspect most people here to have mega-PCs
#6713 - funkydiscomaggot (09/15/2015) [-]
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#6706 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
#6707 to #6706 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
If Beifong is the only family to know sound bending, why didn't Hiroshi know this? Or did he and went along with his project and hoped he could find a sound bender that would be resourceful?
#6708 to #6707 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
The ladder   
>Sound Bending can't be hard. That's like saying Earth Bender's can't metal bend   
Bolin: Cough yep...totally right on that.
The ladder

>Sound Bending can't be hard. That's like saying Earth Bender's can't metal bend

Bolin: Cough yep...totally right on that.
#6709 to #6708 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
In that case, Amon could not be more right.
#6710 to #6709 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
So there might be a slight delay on the next comic if Paypal continues to be problamatic.
#6711 to #6710 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]

I doubt you're on a deadline, so it's best to get money related **** out the window first.
#6712 to #6711 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I really just hate paypal so sooner the better.
#6682 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
Awhile ago a Korrsami cunt banned my DA.

She sent me this in my email because aparantly I sent my email to public.
#6683 to #6682 - elsanna (09/13/2015) [-]
**elsanna snorts and laughs**
#6684 to #6683 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
What a baby.

I hate this fanbase the way you hate Frozen fags.
#6686 to #6684 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
What are you ******* doing on my profile.

I like how that person sends you a picture after getting your ass banned.
It's like they forgot they had salt they could rub in on a wound that already healed.
#6698 to #6686 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
We're a long ways away before Korra's beatings begin.
#6700 to #6699 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
This is all character introduction coming up.
#6701 to #6700 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Time for more lore/plot reading, then.
#6702 to #6701 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I showed /co/ what I had and they gave me a cease and decest letter

I had someone unfriend me because of my comic.
#6703 to #6702 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.

They went through all that trouble to do that? Again, there has been worse **** out there, you're crap is barely even touching the surface.
#6704 to #6703 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
Its offensive and terribly written.
#6705 to #6704 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Offensive, yea. Terrible writing? It's not great on it's own merit, tis okay. If you compare it to fan fiction in general it's better than the rest. I don't read LoK fan fiction and that doesn't include porn comics/hentai so I can't judge it in that comparison department. I've gotten interested in what will happen.

But to go on to create a cease and desist? Pft.
#6688 to #6686 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
On the plus side, Photoshop has given me a new Asami reaction Image now with less brown.
#6689 to #6688 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Glorious photoshop, I guess.
What else is new on this front?
#6690 to #6689 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I wanna help buy my friend a computer but my internet isn't the best place to do so.

I'll probably have to wait when I pay off Javis tomorrow.
#6691 to #6690 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
How much is the computer you plan on helping him buy?
#6692 to #6691 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
According to his estimation he's only $60 short

The last $60 purchase I made I bought some girl Mad Max.
#6693 to #6692 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
>Max Max
Perfect choice for the depiction of doodes being tossed around due to Dune Buggies.

I was expecting more money, guess you'll have enough soon.
#6694 to #6693 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I really just wanna get around to getting the next LoS comic off the ground ASAP

Its finally time to introduce the bitchy brown cunt.
#6695 to #6694 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
My Capt senses tell me you're gonna read something in it and immediately have rustled jimmies.
#6696 to #6695 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]

The strip will be about Master Pakku (Katara's original water bending teacher) getting his **** rocked by Korra who is like 8 thus far canonically same age as Asami.
#6697 to #6696 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought it was gonna be something different.

I still await your rustling.
#6681 - funkydiscomaggot (09/12/2015) [-]
#6680 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
A Captain to another Captain
#6685 to #6680 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Aye aye.
#6679 - murrlogic (09/11/2015) [-]
#6629 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Jesus crhist ur profile is an eyesore capt
#6672 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
He makes Legionaries poop in their skirts.

A gun that shoots your companions/foes into the nearby brick wall so they are out of the way. I love it.
== Sometimes I think his hat is his new wife==

It was worth it, anthills are neat.
#6673 to #6672 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But why.

Best gun ever made.
But we took away his hat in his quest tho

and im a jew when it comes to caps.
#6674 to #6673 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Because they don't like things that are more advanced than them. Also they are scared of floating eyeballs.

Only for a brief moment.

9mm's can take down almost everything in the game, wearing raider armor against deathclaws will make you invincible, and the knife is the best melee weapon.
I'm a cap jew too, if the caps have weight on them I would never be able to travel again.
#6675 to #6674 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But they use guns tho.
They attempt, on a daily bases send meen ones to try to kill me.

But the powerfist is the best melee wep tho.
How many did u have capt.
#6676 to #6675 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Guns don't count, they don't even try out lasers and rockets.
Not even the ol mini nuke if they find one. Yet it's okay to use artillery canons and bomber planes if possible.

Golf clubs tho.
Atleast over a million. It was a satisfying journey, I tell you that.
#6677 to #6676 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But rockets arent future.

Where the hell do i find a gulf club
and a shovel....i need to grave rob some soon.

i barely have 12k caps.

also nite nite ncr capt
#6678 to #6677 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Romans didn't have boom boom slingshots.

Shovel can be found at the beginning of the game at the shop in Goodsprings.
Golf clubs is everywhere but a good one is owned by one of the Vipers, I think they are called, Nelphi and her horde of dogs.

I sold a **** ton of energy weapons and random rare weapons that I didn't care for.
Night night profilage.
#6652 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Last time you said that, I posted a naked rule 63 version of Guy-Man on your profile.

The PC devil likes it more.

I ******* knew it.
#6653 to #6652 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Why must u always remind me of the worse things ive seen and done.

But i like xbone.

They ditched town a few years back too.
#6654 to #6653 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Revive your xboner and play more F3 till you kill everyone in the game and find out how to kill the immortals.

They will go on to some other place and try to rob *******.
#6655 to #6654 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

I play new vegas on my pc everyday cuz my brother sold my fallout 3 copy years ago for gas money.

#6656 to #6655 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
It's also mine, dag nabbit.

I feel like redownloading it so I can finish my "commit genocide on every faction leader and NPC in the world" playthrough. Stopped at Zion, need to finish them off soon.
#6657 to #6656 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

Wot fraction do u support capt.
#6658 to #6657 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Get your own job, Jesse. I enjoy the rustling of jimmies more.

The "**** everyone" faction. Legion would get their ass blasted because Caesar is gonna pepsi soon, NCR are a gonna crumble due to not having good leadership at all, and I attempted to get the House ending, but I just could not stand working with that man. I don't think I will ever see his ending in my life.
#6659 to #6658 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

U choose no god no master ending like me.
i only helped ncr cuz they gave me quests to do
but then i took everything for my own
and let mr house live as i took everything away from him.
I occasionally visit him and leave him leave fruit to taunt him.
#6660 to #6659 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

No gods no masters mustard rice.
I occasionally helped the NCR so Boone would allow me to do his special quest, in which I make him want to kill their asses.
I enjoy punching the **** out of House till he explodes. It's glorious.

#6661 to #6660 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

Becuz we are greedy assholes.
There was a perk for that?
I did his quest just so he would wear new armor for me and my gang that followed me along with him.
But he wanted to die tho.
#6662 to #6661 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
بأي حال من الأحوال ، الكلبة

Greed is good, tho.
Yea, in the end he leaves Nevada to go down to California and shoot the ****** that caused all the ******** in his life and he succeeded. I'm proud of him. Forgot what perk I got for it, but it was better than the alternate one. sniff
He didn't ask for a bunch of fists in the nuts, tho.
#6663 to #6662 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I can write random words too capt.

But too much makes u overcarry and makes u slow in fallout.
I made him get his ncr gear cuz dat makes him a better sniper i thnk
even tho for SOME reason my Boone halfway in game decides "lets use melee forever" even tho i told him use his gun, he never uses it or listens to me.

#6664 to #6663 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Google translate is your friend, mang.

That's why I force my followers to carry most of my ****. Never gonna give **** to ED-E though, he'll explode and I will lose all my ****.
I hate it when companions decide to become the opposite combat style during jolly adventure, due to having something in their inventory and I have to take it out so they would stop touching it.
#6665 to #6664 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
i played on normal cuz im a casual.

But ED-E is best buddy
how dare u make them carry things.

I hate that
i gave them a gernade to hold
next thing i know im on the exact spot where they threw it and i die.
#6666 to #6665 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Git gud

All they do is stand behind me and stare at my nice buttocks and ruin my cover when sniping. They are best luggage transporters.
Don't get me ******* started on grenades. I gave one of them It was either Boone or Rafael, maybe Ganon the holy hand grenades because I had too many grenades on me. One of them threw the ******* things while I was slapping the **** out of an NRC ranger. Our heads fly to the ******* moon.
Rex and Lilly are best gun carriers. They don't use jack.
#6667 to #6666 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Not for NV.

But EDE beeps
beeps *****.

Dat reminds me of the ncr mission where had to save their president
i had to cross and go down the road
simple task
but nope
Lilly or someone walked into a very protective of his space ranger
got mad
shoot out happened
i have these nigs under idolized for me, yet one companion comes to them, sees me
and thinks i caused 9/11

I hate Rex ever since i gave him his new, run at the speed of sound becuz sonic brain.
#6668 to #6667 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Yes for NV

ED-E is great
when I upgrade his defenses, the suicidal lil nutsack.

I always keep my companions right outside of the place so they don't **** anything up. I used a glitch to have all of them join me instead of just 2. Managment becomes real ******* annoying to the point of simply asking them to wait feels tedious. But then they decide to follow and ***** things up anyways. Looking at you, Boone, c'mon man, stop being a depressed dick and ruining my ****.

Half of my playthroughs, Rex dies when I send him to the Lucky 38 or he ends up picking fights with random strangers. Only good thing about him is one of his perks and that he can't use guns or melee items.
#6669 to #6668 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Make me.

I went to give him a better laser instead.

I used a mod for that....sounds great in words
then u get stuck in a door for 6 mins trying to move all those assholes.
Boone is a sad batman yes

Hes a brave ****** to run up to a deathclaw
but a dumbass thing he can take on a alpha male deathclaw
poor idiot never knew any better.
#6670 to #6669 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Okay then.

That's the option that comes after finding out the defenses do nothing.

Skyrim allowed me to toss the companions around using my angry Scandinavian yell, just need that for Fallout.
Boone is sad batman who won't shut up about his hat when I take it off but give it back to him.

I tried doing a godmod run on NV and ran past all the death bee flies and Deathclaws, only to have a group of the Deathclaws follow me and rip apart all the NPC's I passed by. They got killed by randoms with ****** pistols. Sure it took 5 of them and some NCR (with pistols) backup but damn, they are **** against the raiders.

#6671 to #6670 - deadninja
(09/11/2015) [-]
The hell is the point EDE then.

Maybe in 4 we can do that capt.
My wife is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeead the campaion.

Thats becuz they outnumbered them so it wasnt fair.
Took me 19 clips and Rex being a dumbass to take on a whole herd of them
and for wot u may ask
just to see a goddamn anthill that had nothing in it.
#6631 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Then it is perfect.

Also where the **** have you been, *****?
#6632 to #6631 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I had special eyes, now they are ruined.

Man, ive been partying
being hate cuz he a lil bitch now
== acutally just mainly normal **** and doing work and waiting for fallout 4==
#6633 to #6632 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Goodbye, your brand.

>normal ****
Blackmailing people and playing gaems? And probably work but **** work, that **** may pay but its annoying at times
#6634 to #6633 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
How could u.

Not enough people to blackmail anymore sadly, especially more since seasonal is comin in a few weeks, fukin northerns
#6635 to #6634 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Because everything I've done on this site, in one way or another, has to **** with you in some specific way. Bit has lead me down this path and it is a golden path.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, Jesse. Just keep trying to bait one out. == Though a lot of them are tiny salmons and not big salmons.==
#6637 to #6635 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
He made me into the asshole i am today.

That requires waiting and effort and havin job means less time for that.
They are annoying salmons
#6638 to #6637 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
He made a lot of us and probably more assholes. He is the Eldritch god of Asshole spreadery.

Do work while waiting and making an effort somehow. Just google a guide or some ****.
But delicious when you catch them.
#6639 to #6638 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Can u believe its been nearly 4 years now.

But i wanna play fallout instead. Cuz after learning that one my old jobs was a scam i learned that it better to blackmail irl but no one biting for a while..

#6640 to #6639 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
A fgt with horrible grammar and retarded jokes 4 years later is some fgt with passable grammar and meh jokes.
A chicomole who was into ponies, rappers, pyros, stiches, etc 4 years later is a deceased ninja who posts anime things.
I say we made some improvements out of those 4 years.

Fallout 4 better not be a disappointing. Looking at you, Todd Howard "200 endings" man.
Also what's this about your old job being a scam?
#6641 to #6640 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Hey, i was #1 dead ninja in that game.

Todd who.
Turns out those knives called cutco knives dont last 20 years and they still sell them for 300 + bucks a set. No refunds and people just left the place once people realized that the knives were crap.
#6642 to #6641 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Now you're not. Somebody beat your score hacked the top score and took you off the ninja throne.

Todd Howard, he was the game director and executive producer of Fallout 3 and is working on Fallout 4. He supposedly has a track record of saying ******** like Fallout 3 having 200 endings and Oblivion which he directed and produced as well, if I recall saying it had living NPC's and totally not time stopping bug eyed humans.
LolDirtyCapitalism. Never work for a knife company that isn't owned by a Swissman. Swiss people know how to make them full of quality.
#6643 to #6642 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
i mean
i retired.

But i only want 3 endings.
I was 18 and it was my first job....that only lasted for 2 days before they fired me.
#6644 to #6643 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
I bet you want your throne back, do you Squidward?   
Everyone else wanted 600 gagillion it seems.    
First jobs are the best way to learn about how **** jobs can get.
I bet you want your throne back, do you Squidward?

Everyone else wanted 600 gagillion it seems.
First jobs are the best way to learn about how **** jobs can get.
#6645 to #6644 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I tried....failed so many times til i said fuk it.

But that would too much to handle and nitpicking as **** in every single playthrough.
They fired me cuz i didnt know anyone i could scam for,
which is odd since they wanted to scam people in the hood....i question their logic some nghts still.
#6646 to #6645 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Taking the step in the wrong direction for 1 second would lead to a different ending or another. But people wanted that ****.
>Scam people in the hood.
You don't sell knives during a gun fight. What are these dudes thinking?
#6647 to #6646 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
#4 is fine anyway ;-;

But thats insane and would take up data for game itself.
They want open ending they go play some fighting game.

They thought, these nigs have no money, lets try to sell them some ****
#6648 to #6647 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Open world, open ending madness extravaganza. And then people would mod it so they can add more because nothing would quench their thirst. that and tiddies .

Selling stone age weaponry to 21st century poorfag ******* for 22nd century prices.
Do these fgts even know how to Capitalism?
#6649 to #6648 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Dont remind me.

I wish i had a lappy that could run all that.

From wot their "suppose ads" they were well known knives sold world wide....
kinda ******** now that i think about it.
#6650 to #6649 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Note: Remind Jesse.

You need to sell your soul for some 5000 GB MegaPc that would die in a year first.

World class butter knives too.
#6651 to #6650 - deadninja
(09/11/2015) [-]
Dnt u dare.

But i like my soul tho.

They had a butter knife set too.
#6623 - funkydiscomaggot (09/10/2015) [-]
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#6628 to #6626 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
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#6636 to #6630 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
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#6624 to #6623 - captainspankmonkey (09/10/2015) [-]
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#6601 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm getting off the ride...this is not even a joke anymore this is Bryan and Mike huffing crazy glue and sucking on markers.
#6613 to #6602 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Maybe you think so considering everyone already thinks I am a step away from becoming Chris Chan.
#6614 to #6613 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Compared to the rest of the internet, you're pretty tame.
#6615 to #6614 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
The internet doesn't think so
#6616 to #6615 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
>People with fetishes that go beyond weird
>People who write become obsessed to the point of not doing anything outside of their fandom, almost religiously
>People who draw, write, or create things that would cause any regular human being to vomit profusely.
>NTR writers

The internet is wrong.
#6617 to #6616 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
That's all me

all of it senpai.
#6618 to #6617 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
I don't see you masturbating to pokemon eating ****.
Or rejecting your job and money so you can worship Asami
Your writing doesn't involve disturbing **** Skinning a dog bear thing doesn't count nor beating Korra.
NTR, ***** pls.
#6619 to #6618 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
>Or rejecting your job and money so you can worship Asami

Ignoring the fact I can't make commissions without money and it also helps I love my job

>Your writing doesn't involve disturbing ****

You're the minority. I've had people all over Backroom use the words "sick psychotic ****" to describe me.
#6620 to #6619 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Point taken on that.

So the people on Backroom are all squeamish or what?
#6621 to #6620 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Go ahead

Make a discussion.
#6603 to #6602 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]

How the **** is this not self sabatoge?
#6604 to #6603 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Musical part didn't sound bad to me. A little goof here and there. They got away with a Footloose ep in Last Beer Bonger.

Now the marriage part,
That's just pandering to pander panderers.
#6605 to #6604 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
MAKE IT ******* STOP

LET IT DIE! Let the misery that is this show just ******* be finished!
#6606 to #6605 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
You don't understand,

This cow is gonna get milked for the fatties and their dyed hair.
Cash tango dollah dollah.
#6607 to #6606 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Why can't everything that has happened right now just be a long con that I fell for in the end

My love for this series is becoming abusive and now its disgusting.
#6608 to #6607 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
>abusive and disgusting
At least it isn't the Sonic series. Hopefully it doesn't go that route.

This Fandom's falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
This Fandom's falling down,
Down the toilet
#6609 to #6608 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]

But yeah this is my life right now.
#6610 to #6609 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Writing fan fiction while being angry at whales and two dudes who probably don't know what they are doing.

Livin' the dream.
#6611 to #6610 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
So me.
#6612 to #6611 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Better than ending up like Chris-chan or the multiple other wasted sperms. You seem like you got your head screwed on right for the most part.

Also everyone's faces in that look oddly sexual to me.

#6598 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
How good are you at making Web.m's?
#6599 to #6598 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Can get them off of YouTube and sites like tumblr, aside from that I haven't attempted to edit them or dink around with the sort.

So the bare minimum.
#6600 to #6599 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
But if I were to get you a random clip from youtube and tell you which part of the clip I want made into a web.m can you do that?
#6572 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 503** Think of a land more glorious than Best Korea
bet you can't do it, ***********
#6573 to #6572 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 497** Best Korea is better than Best Korea.
#6574 to #6573 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
You mean... Bestest Korea?
#6575 to #6574 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 644** Don't give me that technical ****.
#6576 to #6575 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
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#6577 to #6576 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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#6578 to #6577 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 515** if only it was a pot roast
#6579 to #6578 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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#6570 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
God I ******* love Tumblr and its delusions on how Gender and Sexuality works

Because they live in a world where something like this can happeb

Unless at some point Korra went to Asami one day and said "Lets adopt children so that when the next Avatar comes they'll look at him as a parental figure."
#6571 to #6570 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
I'd like to think if this did happen, the next Avatar would be born somewhere far away.

And just for ***** and giggles, be born into a fire bending family.
#6590 to #6571 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
I feel like comedy has its time and place and i'm trying to make Dark comedy happen

so far not succeeding.
#6591 to #6590 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
And they are too light hearted for all this dark ****.
#6592 to #6591 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
My comedy is more unintentional than anything. My main priority is to see how absurdly needless I can make Asami and how impatient I can make Korra.
#6593 to #6592 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Well in terms of Asami; you've hit the mark so hard, it's like the mark got hit by a train.

#6594 to #6593 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
The fanbase doesn't think so I showed them this and I could hear the nuclear bombs go off in the distance
#6595 to #6594 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Damn son.
#6596 to #6595 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
What is with you and your terrible photoshops.
#6597 to #6596 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Horrible things are funny to me.
#6580 to #6571 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
>Korra ****** up the Avatar Cycle so badly Harmonic Convergence just makes it a huge crap shoot and anyone can be the Avatar

>Non benders suddenly have the ability to bend 2 elements at once
>Some can bend 12 elements some of which haven't even been tested yet

>LoK suddenly becomes Infamous
#6581 to #6580 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
And considering the possible change in tech in the Avatar universe, that might just be possible.

I'd watch it in a heart beat. In fan fiction though, most likely.
#6582 to #6581 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
Y'know what's funny?

I'm gonna write a prequel comic about Varrick that takes place during Book 1

He's reading in the paper about the Equalist epidemic and he comes up with this insane idea "You know if everyone knew how to bend nobody would be complaining about Bending Oppression."

So he creates these little supplments called "Bending Buddies." They're color coated so each one grants you a different bending ability

Red is Fire
Blue is Water
Grey is Air
Green is Earth

However, Varrick does a horrible job playing Harmonic Convergence considering tho these pills do work the downside is they only work for short instances and physically destroy your body the longer you use them. They're prototypes after all.

The story revolves around Bolin trying to save Varrick from some Earth Bender Pirates who want to sell the pills and make a fortune.
#6583 to #6582 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
That sounds like the ADAM from Bioshock, though ADAM stays in your system and makes you go coo-coo for coco puffs.

Also how did the pirates know about the pills? Word spread about them or was Varrick selling **** and they caught news about it?

Next thing you know, Varrick will fund an Objectivist Sea City full of capitalists, rich artists, rich doctors, rich women who smoke in your face, and capitalists galore.
#6584 to #6583 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
He lives in Zaofu his mansion is located there

He's essentially opposite Asami. Asami rules Republic City and she bribes everyone to love her

Varrick is a businessman/political figure who lives in Zaofu but Zaofu is objectively owned by the Beifong family line. Varrick and Suyin are just best friends who help each other out.

Asami is friends with no one. Anything she doesn't own is either useless to her or will be owned later.
#6585 to #6584 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Not being on the shady side of the business world has faults in giving away info.

Givin' that, what the hell would Asami do if she had those pills? Experimentation-bending?

#6586 to #6585 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
Asami will never once know of those pills existence throughout the entirety of this story.

One Equalist gets his hands on them to fight Tenzin and dies after 10 minutes unaware of the negative effects they have

Hiroshi and Amon don't even know about then Varrick is such a non factor in this entire story hence why his whole chapter is inconsequential.

Even in Red Lotus Stories Ghazan Suyin is seen but Varrick is not which is hilarious because in an earlier script I wrote Varrick had a huge role in the story.
#6587 to #6586 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
>One Equalist gets his hands on them to fight Tenzin and dies after 10 minutes unaware of the negative effects they have.
That sounds unintentionally hilarious. Just tries to take him out and he just plops down and dies.

Sounds like Varrick just got shoved into the back. Why that?
#6588 to #6587 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
I just...I just dunno how to use him and Bolin the way I can use Mako, Korra, and Asami by themselves.

Bolin might be significant in Book 4...maybe. But I'm showing Mako a lot of love.
#6589 to #6588 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Is it because they are more comedy centered characters?

You seem like you are more interested in characters who have less comedic moments and giving them humor. Not saying they don't have their moments, but they don't do it all the time.
#6568 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
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#6549 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
#6556 to #6549 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
All I can think of is how someone is going to be masturbating to that image of Blake, was it?

When is it gonna be finished?
#6565 to #6556 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
That's Blake and Lin

The story behind this commission is Blake got caught stealing fish from the Aquarium and Lin caught her for it.
#6566 to #6565 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
Blake enjoys fish and wants to have a bunch of pet fish or does she enjoy stealing?
#6567 to #6566 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
I don't watch RWBY so I don't know

What I do know is someone told me since she is half cat she does a bunch of cat things.