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#6682 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
Awhile ago a Korrsami cunt banned my DA.

She sent me this in my email because aparantly I sent my email to public.
#6683 to #6682 - elsanna (09/13/2015) [-]
**elsanna snorts and laughs**
#6684 to #6683 - murrlogic (09/13/2015) [-]
What a baby.

I hate this fanbase the way you hate Frozen fags.
#6686 to #6684 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
What are you ******* doing on my profile.

I like how that person sends you a picture after getting your ass banned.
It's like they forgot they had salt they could rub in on a wound that already healed.
#6698 to #6686 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
We're a long ways away before Korra's beatings begin.
#6700 to #6699 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
This is all character introduction coming up.
#6701 to #6700 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Time for more lore/plot reading, then.
#6702 to #6701 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I showed /co/ what I had and they gave me a cease and decest letter

I had someone unfriend me because of my comic.
#6703 to #6702 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Oh boy, here we go.

They went through all that trouble to do that? Again, there has been worse **** out there, you're crap is barely even touching the surface.
#6704 to #6703 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
Its offensive and terribly written.
#6705 to #6704 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Offensive, yea. Terrible writing? It's not great on it's own merit, tis okay. If you compare it to fan fiction in general it's better than the rest. I don't read LoK fan fiction and that doesn't include porn comics/hentai so I can't judge it in that comparison department. I've gotten interested in what will happen.

But to go on to create a cease and desist? Pft.
#6688 to #6686 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
On the plus side, Photoshop has given me a new Asami reaction Image now with less brown.
#6689 to #6688 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Glorious photoshop, I guess.
What else is new on this front?
#6690 to #6689 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I wanna help buy my friend a computer but my internet isn't the best place to do so.

I'll probably have to wait when I pay off Javis tomorrow.
#6691 to #6690 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
How much is the computer you plan on helping him buy?
#6692 to #6691 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
According to his estimation he's only $60 short

The last $60 purchase I made I bought some girl Mad Max.
#6693 to #6692 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
>Max Max
Perfect choice for the depiction of doodes being tossed around due to Dune Buggies.

I was expecting more money, guess you'll have enough soon.
#6694 to #6693 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]
I really just wanna get around to getting the next LoS comic off the ground ASAP

Its finally time to introduce the bitchy brown cunt.
#6695 to #6694 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
My Capt senses tell me you're gonna read something in it and immediately have rustled jimmies.
#6696 to #6695 - murrlogic (09/14/2015) [-]

The strip will be about Master Pakku (Katara's original water bending teacher) getting his **** rocked by Korra who is like 8 thus far canonically same age as Asami.
#6697 to #6696 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought it was gonna be something different.

I still await your rustling.
#6681 - funkydiscomaggot (09/12/2015) [-]
#6680 - keplerx (09/11/2015) [-]
A Captain to another Captain
#6685 to #6680 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2015) [-]
Aye aye.
#6679 - murrlogic (09/11/2015) [-]
#6629 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Jesus crhist ur profile is an eyesore capt
#6672 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
He makes Legionaries poop in their skirts.

A gun that shoots your companions/foes into the nearby brick wall so they are out of the way. I love it.
== Sometimes I think his hat is his new wife==

It was worth it, anthills are neat.
#6673 to #6672 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But why.

Best gun ever made.
But we took away his hat in his quest tho

and im a jew when it comes to caps.
#6674 to #6673 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Because they don't like things that are more advanced than them. Also they are scared of floating eyeballs.

Only for a brief moment.

9mm's can take down almost everything in the game, wearing raider armor against deathclaws will make you invincible, and the knife is the best melee weapon.
I'm a cap jew too, if the caps have weight on them I would never be able to travel again.
#6675 to #6674 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But they use guns tho.
They attempt, on a daily bases send meen ones to try to kill me.

But the powerfist is the best melee wep tho.
How many did u have capt.
#6676 to #6675 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Guns don't count, they don't even try out lasers and rockets.
Not even the ol mini nuke if they find one. Yet it's okay to use artillery canons and bomber planes if possible.

Golf clubs tho.
Atleast over a million. It was a satisfying journey, I tell you that.
#6677 to #6676 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
But rockets arent future.

Where the hell do i find a gulf club
and a shovel....i need to grave rob some soon.

i barely have 12k caps.

also nite nite ncr capt
#6678 to #6677 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Romans didn't have boom boom slingshots.

Shovel can be found at the beginning of the game at the shop in Goodsprings.
Golf clubs is everywhere but a good one is owned by one of the Vipers, I think they are called, Nelphi and her horde of dogs.

I sold a **** ton of energy weapons and random rare weapons that I didn't care for.
Night night profilage.
#6652 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Last time you said that, I posted a naked rule 63 version of Guy-Man on your profile.

The PC devil likes it more.

I ******* knew it.
#6653 to #6652 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Why must u always remind me of the worse things ive seen and done.

But i like xbone.

They ditched town a few years back too.
#6654 to #6653 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Revive your xboner and play more F3 till you kill everyone in the game and find out how to kill the immortals.

They will go on to some other place and try to rob *******.
#6655 to #6654 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

I play new vegas on my pc everyday cuz my brother sold my fallout 3 copy years ago for gas money.

#6656 to #6655 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
It's also mine, dag nabbit.

I feel like redownloading it so I can finish my "commit genocide on every faction leader and NPC in the world" playthrough. Stopped at Zion, need to finish them off soon.
#6657 to #6656 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

Wot fraction do u support capt.
#6658 to #6657 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Get your own job, Jesse. I enjoy the rustling of jimmies more.

The "**** everyone" faction. Legion would get their ass blasted because Caesar is gonna pepsi soon, NCR are a gonna crumble due to not having good leadership at all, and I attempted to get the House ending, but I just could not stand working with that man. I don't think I will ever see his ending in my life.
#6659 to #6658 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

U choose no god no master ending like me.
i only helped ncr cuz they gave me quests to do
but then i took everything for my own
and let mr house live as i took everything away from him.
I occasionally visit him and leave him leave fruit to taunt him.
#6660 to #6659 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

No gods no masters mustard rice.
I occasionally helped the NCR so Boone would allow me to do his special quest, in which I make him want to kill their asses.
I enjoy punching the **** out of House till he explodes. It's glorious.

#6661 to #6660 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]

Becuz we are greedy assholes.
There was a perk for that?
I did his quest just so he would wear new armor for me and my gang that followed me along with him.
But he wanted to die tho.
#6662 to #6661 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
بأي حال من الأحوال ، الكلبة

Greed is good, tho.
Yea, in the end he leaves Nevada to go down to California and shoot the ****** that caused all the ******** in his life and he succeeded. I'm proud of him. Forgot what perk I got for it, but it was better than the alternate one. sniff
He didn't ask for a bunch of fists in the nuts, tho.
#6663 to #6662 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I can write random words too capt.

But too much makes u overcarry and makes u slow in fallout.
I made him get his ncr gear cuz dat makes him a better sniper i thnk
even tho for SOME reason my Boone halfway in game decides "lets use melee forever" even tho i told him use his gun, he never uses it or listens to me.

#6664 to #6663 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Google translate is your friend, mang.

That's why I force my followers to carry most of my ****. Never gonna give **** to ED-E though, he'll explode and I will lose all my ****.
I hate it when companions decide to become the opposite combat style during jolly adventure, due to having something in their inventory and I have to take it out so they would stop touching it.
#6665 to #6664 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
i played on normal cuz im a casual.

But ED-E is best buddy
how dare u make them carry things.

I hate that
i gave them a gernade to hold
next thing i know im on the exact spot where they threw it and i die.
#6666 to #6665 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Git gud

All they do is stand behind me and stare at my nice buttocks and ruin my cover when sniping. They are best luggage transporters.
Don't get me ******* started on grenades. I gave one of them It was either Boone or Rafael, maybe Ganon the holy hand grenades because I had too many grenades on me. One of them threw the ******* things while I was slapping the **** out of an NRC ranger. Our heads fly to the ******* moon.
Rex and Lilly are best gun carriers. They don't use jack.
#6667 to #6666 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Not for NV.

But EDE beeps
beeps *****.

Dat reminds me of the ncr mission where had to save their president
i had to cross and go down the road
simple task
but nope
Lilly or someone walked into a very protective of his space ranger
got mad
shoot out happened
i have these nigs under idolized for me, yet one companion comes to them, sees me
and thinks i caused 9/11

I hate Rex ever since i gave him his new, run at the speed of sound becuz sonic brain.
#6668 to #6667 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Yes for NV

ED-E is great
when I upgrade his defenses, the suicidal lil nutsack.

I always keep my companions right outside of the place so they don't **** anything up. I used a glitch to have all of them join me instead of just 2. Managment becomes real ******* annoying to the point of simply asking them to wait feels tedious. But then they decide to follow and ***** things up anyways. Looking at you, Boone, c'mon man, stop being a depressed dick and ruining my ****.

Half of my playthroughs, Rex dies when I send him to the Lucky 38 or he ends up picking fights with random strangers. Only good thing about him is one of his perks and that he can't use guns or melee items.
#6669 to #6668 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Make me.

I went to give him a better laser instead.

I used a mod for that....sounds great in words
then u get stuck in a door for 6 mins trying to move all those assholes.
Boone is a sad batman yes

Hes a brave ****** to run up to a deathclaw
but a dumbass thing he can take on a alpha male deathclaw
poor idiot never knew any better.
#6670 to #6669 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Okay then.

That's the option that comes after finding out the defenses do nothing.

Skyrim allowed me to toss the companions around using my angry Scandinavian yell, just need that for Fallout.
Boone is sad batman who won't shut up about his hat when I take it off but give it back to him.

I tried doing a godmod run on NV and ran past all the death bee flies and Deathclaws, only to have a group of the Deathclaws follow me and rip apart all the NPC's I passed by. They got killed by randoms with ****** pistols. Sure it took 5 of them and some NCR (with pistols) backup but damn, they are **** against the raiders.

#6671 to #6670 - deadninja
(09/11/2015) [-]
The hell is the point EDE then.

Maybe in 4 we can do that capt.
My wife is deeeeeeeeeeeeeeead the campaion.

Thats becuz they outnumbered them so it wasnt fair.
Took me 19 clips and Rex being a dumbass to take on a whole herd of them
and for wot u may ask
just to see a goddamn anthill that had nothing in it.
#6631 to #6629 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Then it is perfect.

Also where the **** have you been, *****?
#6632 to #6631 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I had special eyes, now they are ruined.

Man, ive been partying
being hate cuz he a lil bitch now
== acutally just mainly normal **** and doing work and waiting for fallout 4==
#6633 to #6632 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Goodbye, your brand.

>normal ****
Blackmailing people and playing gaems? And probably work but **** work, that **** may pay but its annoying at times
#6634 to #6633 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
How could u.

Not enough people to blackmail anymore sadly, especially more since seasonal is comin in a few weeks, fukin northerns
#6635 to #6634 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Because everything I've done on this site, in one way or another, has to **** with you in some specific way. Bit has lead me down this path and it is a golden path.

There are plenty of fish in the sea, Jesse. Just keep trying to bait one out. == Though a lot of them are tiny salmons and not big salmons.==
#6637 to #6635 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
He made me into the asshole i am today.

That requires waiting and effort and havin job means less time for that.
They are annoying salmons
#6638 to #6637 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
He made a lot of us and probably more assholes. He is the Eldritch god of Asshole spreadery.

Do work while waiting and making an effort somehow. Just google a guide or some ****.
But delicious when you catch them.
#6639 to #6638 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Can u believe its been nearly 4 years now.

But i wanna play fallout instead. Cuz after learning that one my old jobs was a scam i learned that it better to blackmail irl but no one biting for a while..

#6640 to #6639 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
A fgt with horrible grammar and retarded jokes 4 years later is some fgt with passable grammar and meh jokes.
A chicomole who was into ponies, rappers, pyros, stiches, etc 4 years later is a deceased ninja who posts anime things.
I say we made some improvements out of those 4 years.

Fallout 4 better not be a disappointing. Looking at you, Todd Howard "200 endings" man.
Also what's this about your old job being a scam?
#6641 to #6640 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Hey, i was #1 dead ninja in that game.

Todd who.
Turns out those knives called cutco knives dont last 20 years and they still sell them for 300 + bucks a set. No refunds and people just left the place once people realized that the knives were crap.
#6642 to #6641 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Now you're not. Somebody beat your score hacked the top score and took you off the ninja throne.

Todd Howard, he was the game director and executive producer of Fallout 3 and is working on Fallout 4. He supposedly has a track record of saying ******** like Fallout 3 having 200 endings and Oblivion which he directed and produced as well, if I recall saying it had living NPC's and totally not time stopping bug eyed humans.
LolDirtyCapitalism. Never work for a knife company that isn't owned by a Swissman. Swiss people know how to make them full of quality.
#6643 to #6642 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
i mean
i retired.

But i only want 3 endings.
I was 18 and it was my first job....that only lasted for 2 days before they fired me.
#6644 to #6643 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
I bet you want your throne back, do you Squidward?   
Everyone else wanted 600 gagillion it seems.    
First jobs are the best way to learn about how **** jobs can get.
I bet you want your throne back, do you Squidward?

Everyone else wanted 600 gagillion it seems.
First jobs are the best way to learn about how **** jobs can get.
#6645 to #6644 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
I tried....failed so many times til i said fuk it.

But that would too much to handle and nitpicking as **** in every single playthrough.
They fired me cuz i didnt know anyone i could scam for,
which is odd since they wanted to scam people in the hood....i question their logic some nghts still.
#6646 to #6645 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Taking the step in the wrong direction for 1 second would lead to a different ending or another. But people wanted that ****.
>Scam people in the hood.
You don't sell knives during a gun fight. What are these dudes thinking?
#6647 to #6646 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
#4 is fine anyway ;-;

But thats insane and would take up data for game itself.
They want open ending they go play some fighting game.

They thought, these nigs have no money, lets try to sell them some ****
#6648 to #6647 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]

Open world, open ending madness extravaganza. And then people would mod it so they can add more because nothing would quench their thirst. that and tiddies .

Selling stone age weaponry to 21st century poorfag ******* for 22nd century prices.
Do these fgts even know how to Capitalism?
#6649 to #6648 - deadninja (09/11/2015) [-]
Dont remind me.

I wish i had a lappy that could run all that.

From wot their "suppose ads" they were well known knives sold world wide....
kinda ******** now that i think about it.
#6650 to #6649 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2015) [-]
Note: Remind Jesse.

You need to sell your soul for some 5000 GB MegaPc that would die in a year first.

World class butter knives too.
#6651 to #6650 - deadninja
(09/11/2015) [-]
Dnt u dare.

But i like my soul tho.

They had a butter knife set too.
#6623 - funkydiscomaggot (09/10/2015) [-]
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#6601 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
I'm getting off the ride...this is not even a joke anymore this is Bryan and Mike huffing crazy glue and sucking on markers.
#6613 to #6602 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Maybe you think so considering everyone already thinks I am a step away from becoming Chris Chan.
#6614 to #6613 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Compared to the rest of the internet, you're pretty tame.
#6615 to #6614 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
The internet doesn't think so
#6616 to #6615 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
>People with fetishes that go beyond weird
>People who write become obsessed to the point of not doing anything outside of their fandom, almost religiously
>People who draw, write, or create things that would cause any regular human being to vomit profusely.
>NTR writers

The internet is wrong.
#6617 to #6616 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
That's all me

all of it senpai.
#6618 to #6617 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
I don't see you masturbating to pokemon eating ****.
Or rejecting your job and money so you can worship Asami
Your writing doesn't involve disturbing **** Skinning a dog bear thing doesn't count nor beating Korra.
NTR, ***** pls.
#6619 to #6618 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
>Or rejecting your job and money so you can worship Asami

Ignoring the fact I can't make commissions without money and it also helps I love my job

>Your writing doesn't involve disturbing ****

You're the minority. I've had people all over Backroom use the words "sick psychotic ****" to describe me.
#6620 to #6619 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Point taken on that.

So the people on Backroom are all squeamish or what?
#6621 to #6620 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Go ahead

Make a discussion.
#6603 to #6602 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]

How the **** is this not self sabatoge?
#6604 to #6603 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Musical part didn't sound bad to me. A little goof here and there. They got away with a Footloose ep in Last Beer Bonger.

Now the marriage part,
That's just pandering to pander panderers.
#6605 to #6604 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
MAKE IT ******* STOP

LET IT DIE! Let the misery that is this show just ******* be finished!
#6606 to #6605 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
You don't understand,

This cow is gonna get milked for the fatties and their dyed hair.
Cash tango dollah dollah.
#6607 to #6606 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
Why can't everything that has happened right now just be a long con that I fell for in the end

My love for this series is becoming abusive and now its disgusting.
#6608 to #6607 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
>abusive and disgusting
At least it isn't the Sonic series. Hopefully it doesn't go that route.

This Fandom's falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
This Fandom's falling down,
Down the toilet
#6609 to #6608 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]

But yeah this is my life right now.
#6610 to #6609 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Writing fan fiction while being angry at whales and two dudes who probably don't know what they are doing.

Livin' the dream.
#6611 to #6610 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
So me.
#6612 to #6611 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Better than ending up like Chris-chan or the multiple other wasted sperms. You seem like you got your head screwed on right for the most part.

Also everyone's faces in that look oddly sexual to me.

#6598 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
How good are you at making Web.m's?
#6599 to #6598 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2015) [-]
Can get them off of YouTube and sites like tumblr, aside from that I haven't attempted to edit them or dink around with the sort.

So the bare minimum.
#6600 to #6599 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
But if I were to get you a random clip from youtube and tell you which part of the clip I want made into a web.m can you do that?
#6572 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
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bet you can't do it, ***********
#6573 to #6572 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 497** Best Korea is better than Best Korea.
#6574 to #6573 - funkydiscomaggot (09/08/2015) [-]
You mean... Bestest Korea?
#6575 to #6574 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 515** if only it was a pot roast
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#6570 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
God I ******* love Tumblr and its delusions on how Gender and Sexuality works

Because they live in a world where something like this can happeb

Unless at some point Korra went to Asami one day and said "Lets adopt children so that when the next Avatar comes they'll look at him as a parental figure."
#6571 to #6570 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
I'd like to think if this did happen, the next Avatar would be born somewhere far away.

And just for ***** and giggles, be born into a fire bending family.
#6590 to #6571 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
I feel like comedy has its time and place and i'm trying to make Dark comedy happen

so far not succeeding.
#6591 to #6590 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
And they are too light hearted for all this dark ****.
#6592 to #6591 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
My comedy is more unintentional than anything. My main priority is to see how absurdly needless I can make Asami and how impatient I can make Korra.
#6593 to #6592 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Well in terms of Asami; you've hit the mark so hard, it's like the mark got hit by a train.

#6594 to #6593 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
The fanbase doesn't think so I showed them this and I could hear the nuclear bombs go off in the distance
#6595 to #6594 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Damn son.
#6596 to #6595 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
What is with you and your terrible photoshops.
#6597 to #6596 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Horrible things are funny to me.
#6580 to #6571 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
>Korra ****** up the Avatar Cycle so badly Harmonic Convergence just makes it a huge crap shoot and anyone can be the Avatar

>Non benders suddenly have the ability to bend 2 elements at once
>Some can bend 12 elements some of which haven't even been tested yet

>LoK suddenly becomes Infamous
#6581 to #6580 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
And considering the possible change in tech in the Avatar universe, that might just be possible.

I'd watch it in a heart beat. In fan fiction though, most likely.
#6582 to #6581 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
Y'know what's funny?

I'm gonna write a prequel comic about Varrick that takes place during Book 1

He's reading in the paper about the Equalist epidemic and he comes up with this insane idea "You know if everyone knew how to bend nobody would be complaining about Bending Oppression."

So he creates these little supplments called "Bending Buddies." They're color coated so each one grants you a different bending ability

Red is Fire
Blue is Water
Grey is Air
Green is Earth

However, Varrick does a horrible job playing Harmonic Convergence considering tho these pills do work the downside is they only work for short instances and physically destroy your body the longer you use them. They're prototypes after all.

The story revolves around Bolin trying to save Varrick from some Earth Bender Pirates who want to sell the pills and make a fortune.
#6583 to #6582 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
That sounds like the ADAM from Bioshock, though ADAM stays in your system and makes you go coo-coo for coco puffs.

Also how did the pirates know about the pills? Word spread about them or was Varrick selling **** and they caught news about it?

Next thing you know, Varrick will fund an Objectivist Sea City full of capitalists, rich artists, rich doctors, rich women who smoke in your face, and capitalists galore.
#6584 to #6583 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
He lives in Zaofu his mansion is located there

He's essentially opposite Asami. Asami rules Republic City and she bribes everyone to love her

Varrick is a businessman/political figure who lives in Zaofu but Zaofu is objectively owned by the Beifong family line. Varrick and Suyin are just best friends who help each other out.

Asami is friends with no one. Anything she doesn't own is either useless to her or will be owned later.
#6585 to #6584 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Not being on the shady side of the business world has faults in giving away info.

Givin' that, what the hell would Asami do if she had those pills? Experimentation-bending?

#6586 to #6585 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
Asami will never once know of those pills existence throughout the entirety of this story.

One Equalist gets his hands on them to fight Tenzin and dies after 10 minutes unaware of the negative effects they have

Hiroshi and Amon don't even know about then Varrick is such a non factor in this entire story hence why his whole chapter is inconsequential.

Even in Red Lotus Stories Ghazan Suyin is seen but Varrick is not which is hilarious because in an earlier script I wrote Varrick had a huge role in the story.
#6587 to #6586 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
>One Equalist gets his hands on them to fight Tenzin and dies after 10 minutes unaware of the negative effects they have.
That sounds unintentionally hilarious. Just tries to take him out and he just plops down and dies.

Sounds like Varrick just got shoved into the back. Why that?
#6588 to #6587 - murrlogic (09/08/2015) [-]
I just...I just dunno how to use him and Bolin the way I can use Mako, Korra, and Asami by themselves.

Bolin might be significant in Book 4...maybe. But I'm showing Mako a lot of love.
#6589 to #6588 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2015) [-]
Is it because they are more comedy centered characters?

You seem like you are more interested in characters who have less comedic moments and giving them humor. Not saying they don't have their moments, but they don't do it all the time.
#6568 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 978**
#6569 to #6568 - funkydiscomaggot (09/06/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 644**
#6549 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
#6556 to #6549 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
All I can think of is how someone is going to be masturbating to that image of Blake, was it?

When is it gonna be finished?
#6565 to #6556 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
That's Blake and Lin

The story behind this commission is Blake got caught stealing fish from the Aquarium and Lin caught her for it.
#6566 to #6565 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
Blake enjoys fish and wants to have a bunch of pet fish or does she enjoy stealing?
#6567 to #6566 - murrlogic (09/05/2015) [-]
I don't watch RWBY so I don't know

What I do know is someone told me since she is half cat she does a bunch of cat things.
#6517 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Long live the king...
#6562 to #6517 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 30** 9spoopy11me
#6563 to #6562 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 02** mfw skeletons
#6564 to #6563 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 66** mfw dooty skeletons
#6540 to #6517 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 222** stop plotting for communist america
#6541 to #6540 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]

You are now either more of a faggot or less whichever is your fancy
#6542 to #6541 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
Now to initiate order 66.
#6543 to #6542 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 66-66*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 66** It shall be initiated
#6544 to #6543 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 10** Now to activate it with dubs.
#6545 to #6544 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 51** You see Ivan, dubs are easy to obtain but trips is not
#6546 to #6545 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 27** and the only way to get them, is with germany.
#6547 to #6546 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 65**
#6548 to #6547 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 14**
#6550 to #6548 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 16**
#6551 to #6550 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 75**
#6552 to #6551 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 96**
#6553 to #6552 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 09**
#6554 to #6553 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 70**
#6555 to #6554 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 22**
#6557 to #6555 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 79** D for dubs
#6558 to #6557 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 63** D is for dick that we barely get.
U is for u and me.
B is for broads that you can't acquire.
S is for sex that we can't obtain.
#6559 to #6558 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 41** M is for mother ******* bread crumbs.
R is for Rick Astley.
S is for sex that we can't obtain.
K is for potassium.
E is for the electric shock you got while peeing on an electric fence.
L is for love and loneliness in a FJ'ers heart.
T is for anime tiddies.
A is for the anal penetration of a 11 year old virgin.
L is for love and loneliness in a FJ'ers heart.
#6560 to #6559 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58** 2spooky
#6561 to #6560 - funkydiscomaggot
(09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 40** 3spoopy
#6518 to #6517 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** **** the king.
#6519 to #6518 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** you see this, this means you're a faggot
#6520 to #6519 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** that means you're a cigar, you see.
#6521 to #6520 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** but you're still a faggot
#6522 to #6521 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** that doesn't stop your cancer.
#6523 to #6522 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
You told me there was a new Shimoneta episode...
#6524 to #6523 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
There is no need to be upset.
#6525 to #6524 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
I was hoping to watch some rape today

hold up, some guys in black suits are knocking on my door
#6526 to #6525 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
hold up, some guys with black dicks are knocking on my door*
#6527 to #6526 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
Oh sweet, the strippers are here.
#6528 to #6527 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
All men.
#6529 to #6528 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
never implied they weren't men
#6530 to #6529 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
You lie. You thought they were hermaphrodites.
#6531 to #6530 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
that's just weird, what made you come up with that conclusion?
#6532 to #6531 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
You're browsing history told on you.
#6534 to #6532 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
damn that *****
#6536 to #6534 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
dats rite
#6537 to #6536 - funkydiscomaggot (09/05/2015) [-]
maybe you want to come over and see the hermaphrodite black strippers
maybe you want to come over and see the hermaphrodite black strippers
#6538 to #6537 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
time for dindu nuffin tumblr gay time
#6539 to #6538 - funkydiscomaggot
(09/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 345** my plans are going into motion
#6533 to #6532 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2015) [-]
your* **** damet.
#6499 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
#6500 to #6499 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
You can almost hear the rich girl cunt voices.
#6501 to #6500 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
The next RWBY x LoK picture will be about Blake and Lin
#6502 to #6501 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
Righto then.
#6503 to #6502 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
How's it?
#6504 to #6503 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
Got into a brawl with my sibling, nothing relationship shattering but I wish it didn't ******* happen.

Aside from that, average day. What's going on down in Cali of Fornia.
#6505 to #6504 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
I shat my pants on the walk home. I had to use a towel to wipe my ass because so much feces came out

I was sickened.
#6506 to #6505 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
The **** did you eat, man?
#6507 to #6506 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
Milk and Vodka.
#6508 to #6507 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
A powerful mixture.
#6509 to #6508 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
My **** looked like oatmeal

Lord help me.
#6510 to #6509 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
Well, the good thing is that you shat yourself AFTER work.

Imagine all that **** during work.
#6511 to #6510 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
Believe me its happened. Laundry day no ******* clean pants or shorts had to go to work in ******* Yoga pants

I shat in them at around 6 am.
#6512 to #6511 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
>Yoga pants
>******** in those of all things at ******* 6.

So I take it someone spotted you or did you have to excuse yourself?

#6513 to #6512 - murrlogic (09/04/2015) [-]
I wiped most of it off with toilet paper but I could feel it for hours at work

I felt unclean.
#6514 to #6513 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
Had that happen before while working at barn full of old cars from the 50's back when I was 14.

Had to go back and forth while feeling corny shat on my boxers.
#6461 - funkydiscomaggot (09/02/2015) [-]
>My first time having sex
#6482 to #6461 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 629** he be havin' problems.
#6483 to #6482 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 091** nice new profile colors, faggot
#6484 to #6483 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 423** dats rite bitch
#6485 to #6484 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 995** and still no colored text
i have the feeling that your mother is very disappointed
#6486 to #6485 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 215** >1 colored text

#6487 to #6486 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 657** I got 7 (I think?), got milk?

why don't you use it, faggot? or sell it
#6488 to #6487 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 874** because cheeki breeki

Always keep one handy, never waste it.
#6489 to #6488 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 140** i ve damke

lol i still have this pic
#6490 to #6489 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 749** time to invade cheeki breeki in winter

#6491 to #6490 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 045** hacking trips again
#6492 to #6491 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 404**
>No sound
git gud
#6493 to #6492 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 980** But I am already git gud
#6494 to #6493 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 573**
u can never stop gitting gud
#6495 to #6494 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 843** but the gitting gud ends here as the endless journey of "git gud" has come to an end for me
#6496 to #6495 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 513**
The journey of git gud never ends
It ends when you git gudest
#6497 to #6496 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 716** the road of git gud is long
it is forever continuous and bumpy on
for everyone it expands dong
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
#6498 to #6497 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 007**
Gay soccer men
Having friendship backhugs everyday
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
#6515 to #6498 - funkydiscomaggot (09/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 868** "Carrol", you know what time it is
circle jerk time
no i meant to roll a picture of a car
#6516 to #6515 - captainspankmonkey (09/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 688** stop circle jerkin you chronic masturbater.
#6462 to #6461 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2015) [-]
How it really went down.
#6463 to #6462 - funkydiscomaggot (09/02/2015) [-]
I will be forever alone.
#6464 to #6463 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
wot u need
#6465 to #6464 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
Sounds like an awful amount of deck
#6466 to #6465 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
Now you need to get your deck hard.
#6467 to #6466 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
Time to buy the Deck vacuum so I can suck my own deck
#6468 to #6467 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
tfw your deck gets sucked into the vacuum.
#6469 to #6468 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** mfw my deck gets sucked
#6470 to #6469 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
mfw when I watch
#6471 to #6470 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** tfw i wont get a gf
#6472 to #6471 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
mfw you killed your gf
#6473 to #6472 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** mfw you killed a ghost
#6474 to #6473 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
mfw there was a ghost in a ghost.
#6475 to #6474 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
Wow, you rolled anime, I will be watching the Oregon news to hear of your suicide
#6476 to #6475 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
"Local man died while blowing up a hippy commune. Covered with C4, his final words were "ALLAH AKBAR"
#6477 to #6476 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 192** You will be doing God's work soon
#6478 to #6477 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 607**
#6479 to #6478 - funkydiscomaggot (09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 508** Hack the trips
#6480 to #6479 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 678**
#6481 to #6480 - funkydiscomaggot
(09/03/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 327** y do u curse us, admin, server errors are flying around like monkeys with cancer
#6443 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
#6444 to #6443 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Amon looks kind of high on this picture.

"Before we proceed further, I must proceed with my own type of bending. Bong bending."
#6455 to #6444 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Tenzin will have a brief cameo in Legend of Sato and a significant envolvement in Book 1.
#6456 to #6455 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Righto then. So what else is there to report?
#6457 to #6456 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
That's about it for now outside of **** me I hate meetings at work.
#6458 to #6457 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Meetings are so fun, you get to listen to highly intriguing that don't lead to **** all in the least.
#6459 to #6458 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Now I am home trying to masturbate but I am not in the mood.
#6460 to #6459 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Just slap your penis around, it'll get to work eventually.

and if that doesn't work, slap yourself.
#6445 to #6444 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Its a Fish Eye Perspective there is more emphasis on the blueprints then there is on the actual machine or the character models

Next chapter is about Lin and Suyin
#6446 to #6445 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Fair enough. Though they look very flat with that perspective, to me.

Adventures of the Sexless wonder.
#6447 to #6446 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
The strip revolves around Amon explaining to Hiroshi there are only 3 Sound Benders in the entire city. 2 are cops and one is Triad.

Cue Lin who was just recently mauled in the face by her sister, throwing Suyin's asshole into the interrogation chamber.

Its taking every bit of restraint for Lin to not lift her Cop Car off from the ground and violent pounding her sister to death with it.
#6448 to #6447 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
That escalated quickly.

Why the restraint? Not trying to go overboard with the story?
#6449 to #6448 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
This gets explained in Legend of Beifong when Toph looks at Lin's performance review

>You attempted to beat your sister's friend's to death because they were Triad?
>These were low level concerns Lin! I thought I told you to look out for the Triads who made the hit on the Sato Family
#6450 to #6449 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
>Not beating the culprit with a car door and shoving the drugs in their throat

Dirty Harry is not pleased.
#6451 to #6450 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
Anywho the next couple of chapters are all character introduction

In order

>Tonraq and Hiroshi
#6452 to #6451 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
>Tonraq, Tonraq and Hiroshi.

Go on.
#6453 to #6452 - murrlogic (09/01/2015) [-]
When Amon explains to Hiroshi that Korra is Tonraq's daughter Hiroshi will briefly mention how Tonraq saved Hiroshi's life in an expedition in the mountains that was to sponsor a charity event.

They also did business. Hiroshi would transport them shipments of fish in exchange he can drill for oil in the areas that aren't densely populated with their one remaining food source...be it fish.
#6454 to #6453 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2015) [-]
Tonraq really needs to work on his business skills. Even if he is a man of the water tribes.

So what about Tenzin? He gonna get butthurt and or act like a hippie while everyone around him does better than him?
#6441 - funkydiscomaggot (08/31/2015) [-]
Vote for Trump
He will make anime become a reality
attack on trump
#6442 to #6441 - captainspankmonkey (08/31/2015) [-]
Can't stump the trump.
#6423 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
A diaper fag from Deviantart mailed this to me

I spent the past 5 minutes vomiting.
#6426 to #6423 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
Holy ****.

The added backpack with diapers got me rolling.
#6439 to #6426 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
I don't think it be possible for me to take Book 4 seriously since in the year of 1920 Kuriva has a ******* Eva model 1.


And Korra still wins....
#6440 to #6439 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
There would be a nuke landing on Korra, and she would live.

Good ol' "protagonist plot shield".
#6427 to #6426 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
This is taking **** to a whole new level of autism

The need for violence has transcended
#6428 to #6427 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
>This is taking **** to a whole new level of autism

A lot of **** is a bucket of autism made by people who just want to see two girls **** and give a **** explanation as to why so they can get to the *******.

Besides, it could be worse. It could be scat fetish korra and asami.
#6429 to #6428 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
When a show like Steven's Universe addresses it early I guess it makes it OK but does it really make it a kids show by then?

There was no point EVER especially from Book 1-2 to Book 3 did it seem like Asami gave a **** about Korra

Korrsami cunts are ******* delusional and Bryke has cuck fetishes and daddy issues.
#6430 to #6429 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
When I heard about the whole Korrasami thing being canon I didn't really care all that much. I never saw the show at the time and I imagined the show was hinting at their relationship or they were exaggerating the ending too much.

Then I read more into it, saw Bryke's whole "confirmation" thing, knew about the obsession before knowing the ending, and I just knew that **** was forced.

Also I see what you mean on the whole "daddy issue" part, not so much on cuck fetishes. Unless you count giving into the fan bases hard ons.
#6431 to #6430 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
I think Bryan and Mike are avid fans of interracial same sex cuck porn

Just a hunch

I mean look at Aang, Ozai, and Hiroshi. what do they have in common? They're all terrible dad's.
#6432 to #6431 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
I don't understand Aang being a bad father.

Why would he be? I expected him to be the type who would dick around with his kids all day and being playful as **** while helping his city with any problems it has.

But nop, bad parenting.
#6433 to #6432 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
Think about this realistically

If Korra didn't open the spirit gate Harmonic Convergence never would have happened

That would mean Aang would have been the last air bender. He didn't want to breed with Katara for the purpose of love making he NEEDED to breed with Katara to help repopulate two dying nations: The air nation and the Southern Water tribe.

So Aang gave birth to only 1 potential air bender who was lucky to give birth to 4 other potential air benders. Bumi isn't a pure bred Airbender he got his via Harmonic Convergence.

So Korra sorta did something right but it doesn't excuse the fact that letting the spirits out gave the spirits a higher dominance over the humans...so yes Korra ****** up AGAIN
#6434 to #6433 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
Now we get to read more about her ******* up and other ******* in the comics.
#6435 to #6434 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
Bryan and Mike cannot make anything Avatar related ever again

They need to make a brand new IP.
#6436 to #6435 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
Aren't the comics under different writers?
#6437 to #6436 - murrlogic (08/30/2015) [-]
It literally does not matter

They have to use the canon provided to them. How do you make something better that can't be fixed?
#6438 to #6437 - captainspankmonkey (08/30/2015) [-]
That didn't stop Hitler.

I guess so.
#6403 - murrlogic (08/29/2015) [-]
#6404 to #6403 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2015) [-]
And they proceed to **** do nothing.
#6419 to #6404 - murrlogic (08/29/2015) [-]
So that boils down to my day. All I give a **** about this weekend is processing everything that happened this week and maybe write an anger filled "love" letter to her.
#6420 to #6419 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2015) [-]
Try to be as subtle as possible and see if she has enough brain power to understand it.
Try to be as subtle as possible and see if she has enough brain power to understand it.
#6407 to #6405 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2015) [-]
#6409 to #6407 - murrlogic (08/29/2015) [-]
Probably sometime around the 5th of september

Still focusing all my attention to this
#6413 to #6411 - murrlogic (08/29/2015) [-]
Entertain me with today's events

what did you accomplish today?
#6415 to #6413 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2015) [-]
Absolutely nothing of importance happened.
Got to run and process a bunch of orders that came yesterday at the end of the day and barely anyone ordered, so not much in sales. But that didn't stop the internet from going tits up multiple times.

Then came the onslaught of people calling because their glass came broken due to UPS having **** employees who drop the boxes containing ******* WINDSHIELDS.

So more paperwork.
#6417 to #6415 - murrlogic (08/29/2015) [-]
I got into another argument with my Ex. She wants me to listen to her problems but by no means help her out with any of them

Oh joy

Emotional baggage for me to sort. Yee...
#6418 to #6417 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2015) [-]
Ah the ol' "Help me by not helping, why didn't you help me? I told you not to help."

Now the back of my head is screaming.
#6365 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
What do you think of me as a person?
#6366 to #6365 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Haven't I answered this question already? You're interesting personality wise and you got that down to earth feel to you. 8/10 person in my book.
#6381 to #6366 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Chris is banned from everywhere. Like literal everywhere

Game Place
The mall in general
The community college
#6382 to #6381 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
I can almost hear him blaming it on people judging his tranny-ness.
#6383 to #6382 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Nope. His Autism

That's his #1 calling card. He's not really Transgendered this is his new ploy to get women to **** him

He wants to have sex so he can give birth to a daughter named Crystal but no Sperm Bank in Virgina wants his defective love nectar
#6384 to #6383 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Didn't he have sex with a hooker at one point?

Because I recall people still claiming he is a virgin.
#6385 to #6384 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
No proof of this but we have video evidence of him throat ******* a blow up doll.

His 45 degree bent cock is gross.
#6386 to #6385 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
The blow up doll probably has more value to it than him.
#6367 to #6366 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
If i've asked this question before my apologies. I have a tendency to forget things a lot.

Do you not regret friending me?
#6368 to #6367 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
That's okay.

>Do you regret friending me?
There hasn't been one person I have regretted friending.
#6369 to #6368 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Its namely due to me getting you hard with my ****** up ideas

Expect a sneak peak of the new LoS chapter tomorrow sometime during work

How was your day?
#6370 to #6369 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
>getting you hard.
That's not what gets me hard. The cash behind Asami though..

A mix between pleasant and internal screaming from work. So normal. You?
#6371 to #6370 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
I mentally preparred for work today. Nothing significant happened today compared to the horror that was yesterday

Remind me to never go to a live Rollar Derby match for as long as I breathe this air around me.
#6372 to #6371 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
What's wrong with Rollar Derby's?
#6373 to #6372 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
Not nearly as violent as I want it to be or need it to be for that matter

I wanted buff lesbians on roids punching each others

I had fat girls awkwardly shove each other and cry.
#6374 to #6373 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
That's what I thought..

I imagined fin/buff women going full fight club but it sounds like you found the Tumblr audition.
#6375 to #6374 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
I’m debating whether or not if its possible that I am actually apart of Chris Chan’s subconscious mind and my reality is an illusion and in reality i’m just in my own sub-form of hell.

Seriously I’ve been studying this man like a ******* thesis statement. He might actually convince me to start writing a book on if its possible to develop Sociopathy or Psychopathy thru Autism and general retardation.

We have a lot in common

>We both makes comics that a lot of people hate but mine obvious look nicer but his are funnier to laugh at at how terrible they look
>Virgins with rage
>Some kind of mental void blocking us from understanding the complex needs of women
>We get angry over stupid petty ****
>We both aggressively hate our retrospective towns with a seething passion
>The women we want to **** are all secretly lesbians or just wanna **** Daquan
>We both have weird opinions over gay people.
>Internet trolls hate us.
#6376 to #6375 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
You've obviously found your other you.   
The question is: Which one of you is the evil one?
You've obviously found your other you.

The question is: Which one of you is the evil one?
#6377 to #6376 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
The one in Jail for Pepper Spraying an innocent Gamestop Employee over a ****** Sanic the Hedgheg game.
#6378 to #6377 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Oh yes, I forgot about that. Which I am kind of surprising for me, I just read about that ****** two days ago.
#6379 to #6378 - murrlogic (08/24/2015) [-]
This is the consecutive 10th time Chris has been brought into Court

Ruckerville is so **** the only real issue it has is Chris being a sperg.
#6380 to #6379 - captainspankmonkey (08/24/2015) [-]
Must be a great place to live, since Chris would probably be their only problem.

All the criminals left because they didn't want to deal with his ass.