Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3814 - andytags (07/11/2013) [-]
:^)
User avatar #3815 to #3814 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
(<>)_(<>) Ohai.
User avatar #3816 to #3815 - andytags (07/11/2013) [-]
wat is that
User avatar #3817 to #3816 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Idunnolol. Giant eyes. If thou was more dirty you could say those were tits with stretched nipples.
User avatar #3819 to #3818 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
What brings ye to this cave?
User avatar #3820 to #3819 - andytags (07/11/2013) [-]
we were friends once
User avatar #3821 to #3820 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Indeed. Last I remember is that you became a brony and suddenly, I did not see of trace of you.
User avatar #3822 to #3821 - andytags (07/11/2013) [-]
man the pony thread does stuff to you
once you're there you can never leave
User avatar #3823 to #3822 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
I recall that myself when I went on there.
**** got real disturbing so I left, don't recall what though.
#3804 to #3803 - hateandwhiskey (06/27/2013) [-]
Take it all, you little slut.
Take it all, you little slut.
#3805 to #3804 - captainspankmonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
Still feels better then being rammed in the ass with a spoon.
#3806 to #3805 - hateandwhiskey (06/27/2013) [-]
Kinky.   
   
So how you been?
Kinky.

So how you been?
#3807 to #3806 - captainspankmonkey (06/27/2013) [-]
Fine, I suppose. Nothing interesting going on at all aside from dumb teenage girls thinking that because I have the same name as Kim Kardashians kid, that I stole it from her.   
   
Yourself?
Fine, I suppose. Nothing interesting going on at all aside from dumb teenage girls thinking that because I have the same name as Kim Kardashians kid, that I stole it from her.

Yourself?
User avatar #3808 to #3807 - hateandwhiskey (06/28/2013) [-]
What, North?

Summertime Substance Abuse.
Marvelous.
User avatar #3809 to #3808 - captainspankmonkey (06/28/2013) [-]
First and middle name is North West, so yea.

Whachagot?
User avatar #3810 to #3809 - hateandwhiskey (06/28/2013) [-]
People are bad at naming kids nowadays.

Nothing serious, really. The expected cannabis and alcohol contents albeit in rather unhealthy qualities.

I feel fine.
User avatar #3811 to #3810 - captainspankmonkey (06/28/2013) [-]
Go to Oregon, I am sure you will see plenty of fine names like Moon Spirit and River Shine from the Hippies.

Nothing wrong with a little bit of non-public substances to keep yourself happy and content.
User avatar #3812 to #3811 - captainspankmonkey (06/28/2013) [-]
(Yes, I am aware that Alcohol is a public but coming from you, I doubt it)
User avatar #3813 to #3812 - hateandwhiskey (06/28/2013) [-]
You know me so well, Capp'n.
User avatar #3798 to #3777 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
In that case, bring two knives.

Find some drug to keep you calm. If you don't have that either, there really isn't anything else I can suggest.
User avatar #3799 to #3798 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
That's pretty ****** .

Eh. Smokes. No doubt I'll have at least a few on me wherever I happen to be.
User avatar #3800 to #3799 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
I call it useful.

Whatever works then.
#3779 to #3778 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Ave.   
   
What're you doing back so early?
Ave.

What're you doing back so early?
#3780 to #3779 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
I don't know, boredom? That and I was hoping to get to know my pals a little more...
Just joking, coming here to see if I can expand my Dark Souls folder.

Aside from that, how are you this awful evening?
#3781 to #3780 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Decent.   
   
Very.. decent.
Decent.

Very.. decent.
#3782 to #3781 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
You certainly must be having loads of fun.
#3783 to #3782 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
But of course.   
   
Look at all the fun I'm having.   
   
Fun fun.
But of course.

Look at all the fun I'm having.

Fun fun.
#3784 to #3783 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Almost feels like a party, now doesn't it?
#3785 to #3784 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
I just got a lot of 						****					 clouding up my mind.   
   
For the first time in years, I'm actually.. nervous. I never fear uncertainty.
I just got a lot of **** clouding up my mind.

For the first time in years, I'm actually.. nervous. I never fear uncertainty.
#3786 to #3785 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
I assume it has something to do with the thought of getting killed?
I assume it has something to do with the thought of getting killed?
#3787 to #3786 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Not quite.   
   
Everyone that's ever tried has failed. Most of them aren't living very easily - or at all.   
   
But that's off topic - no, it's much more trivial than that.
Not quite.

Everyone that's ever tried has failed. Most of them aren't living very easily - or at all.

But that's off topic - no, it's much more trivial than that.
User avatar #3788 to #3787 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Mentally trivial or physically?

Money is on mentally.
#3789 to #3788 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
What would you classify as "meeting someone" and then "going to a party" under?

Because I'm not very good at either of those things.
User avatar #3790 to #3789 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Regret.

Because that situation always leads to regret. Atleast in my case.
#3791 to #3790 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Both? Or just one?   
   
You've lost me.
Both? Or just one?

You've lost me.
User avatar #3793 to #3792 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Well **** ..

Elaborate.
User avatar #3794 to #3793 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Meeting someone usually ends with me having said person acting like a child wanting full attention and not ******* going away even if I ask, or they try their best of taking advantage of me. Both of which ends in some sort of brawl or verbal battle.

Going to a party leads to a bunch of ********* getting drunk (if party has alchohol) and some sobbing after the party with a friend crying to me like I am their personal blog about what their fiance did to little jimmy in the bedroom.

But that is just my experience.
#3795 to #3794 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
Well, to that respect, I am meeting sort of a clingy person. I already came to expect that, just without the fighting. I'd love to get in a fight, just.. not with them.   
   
As for that, it's just a birthday of sorts. I don't party, but this is for a good highschool friend of mine. I owe him this much, but.. I don't know. Social gatherings just ain't me.
Well, to that respect, I am meeting sort of a clingy person. I already came to expect that, just without the fighting. I'd love to get in a fight, just.. not with them.

As for that, it's just a birthday of sorts. I don't party, but this is for a good highschool friend of mine. I owe him this much, but.. I don't know. Social gatherings just ain't me.
#3796 to #3795 - captainspankmonkey (05/26/2013) [-]
Atleast bring a knife with you.

Then in that case, as long as the screwballs are out of sight and you keep calm, you will be a-okey.
#3797 to #3796 - hateandwhiskey (05/26/2013) [-]
It's of more.. romantic intentions, I guess is the phrase to use here.

Keeping calm..

Me? Unlikely.
User avatar #3719 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
I like you. When I finally destroy the world you shall die quickly.
#3720 to #3719 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
I like the way you think.
User avatar #3722 to #3720 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
I like the way I think too. I'll add it to the list of things we have in common. XD
#3723 to #3722 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Just remember not to eat the paper. I've had a habit of doing that many times before.
Just remember not to eat the paper. I've had a habit of doing that many times before.
User avatar #3724 to #3723 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
... Who said my list was on paper? I prefer to use the skin of my enemies as parchment and their blood for ink.
User avatar #3727 to #3724 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't it take too damn long for the blood to dry? Or am I thinking of Horse splooge?
User avatar #3729 to #3727 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
What takes the longest is waiting for the skin to tan and form a nice, dry writing surface.
User avatar #3728 to #3727 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
Blood dries pretty quickly when used as ink, actually...
User avatar #3734 to #3728 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Psychotic Hippies could use this method of writing, now that I think about it. :P
#3715 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3768 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2013) [-]
"Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick." - George from Fallout New Vegas.

I forgot those people existed.

Says the person who has 4 loses.
#3769 to #3768 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3748 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
You forgot that he was Black, did you? And from the South. A deadly combination.

And the world not destroyed.
#3749 to #3748 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3750 to #3749 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
And cows are like the retards of the animal kingdom.

Because it is Pluto, duh.
#3751 to #3750 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3752 to #3751 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
I suppose. I suppose..

Atleast we know where to hide from Putins wrath.

(Careful of those Spy's, Jesse)
#3753 to #3752 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3754 to #3753 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Kill them all.   
   
For now..   
   
I thought you were pro-Pyro?   
(Indeed, Jesse)
Kill them all.

For now..

I thought you were pro-Pyro?
(Indeed, Jesse)
#3755 to #3754 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3756 to #3755 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
And good to blow up.   
   
Cheese and crackers, what is next? Pro-Heavy?   
   
(Deviantart and your pals)
And good to blow up.

Cheese and crackers, what is next? Pro-Heavy?

(Deviantart and your pals)
#3757 to #3756 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3759 to #3758 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3760 to #3759 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Then don't try implying you are a seacow, also where is my taco?

You sneaky bastard. Where were the snipers?

RIGHTO THEN, I AM SURE NOBODY WILL COME ON THIS PROFILE AND SEE THAT LINK AND USE IT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. NO SIR-E.
#3761 to #3760 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3762 to #3761 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
"but i have so much 2 life for" Then what the **** did that mean?

God damn it.

Hateandwhiskey and draconicxyz, possible
#3773 to #3762 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh did I miss something important? Ha ha, silly me!
User avatar #3770 to #3762 - hateandwhiskey (05/12/2013) [-]
The **** do you want?
#3771 to #3770 - captainspankmonkey (05/12/2013) [-]
Nothing Hate, nothing at all...   
   
Trying to not let Chico get a lead on our little contest.
Nothing Hate, nothing at all...

Trying to not let Chico get a lead on our little contest.
#3763 to #3762 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3764 to #3763 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Ah.   
   
Except for the rage quitters. Adorable aren't they?   
   
I do not know if you won this round or not. I CALL IT A TIE.
Ah.

Except for the rage quitters. Adorable aren't they?

I do not know if you won this round or not. I CALL IT A TIE.
#3765 to #3764 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3766 to #3765 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
&quot;Don't let the bed Putin's bite&quot;   
   
Hats: Everyone's most hated thing on TF2, for some that is.   
   
Sure you will..Sure you will..
"Don't let the bed Putin's bite"

Hats: Everyone's most hated thing on TF2, for some that is.

Sure you will..Sure you will..
#3767 to #3766 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3721 to #3715 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Falloutkid, Lokarain, Bitcloud, Stocking.   
If I am not right, please tell me or slap me across my gay as 						****					 face.
Falloutkid, Lokarain, Bitcloud, Stocking.
If I am not right, please tell me or slap me across my gay as **** face.
#3725 to #3721 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3726 to #3725 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Your grammar has changed immensely.
I assume that was on purpose?
Chicomole - Chico = Mole + Sucy = Sucymole. I see what you did there.
#3730 to #3726 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3731 to #3730 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
When you said Chicomole, I began to think that you had a sister who was on meth.   
   
He must really suck at making names.
When you said Chicomole, I began to think that you had a sister who was on meth.

He must really suck at making names.
#3732 to #3731 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3733 to #3732 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Or goes on the boards. Satan knows how bad those things are.

Google Translate does not have your language in it.
#3735 to #3733 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3736 to #3735 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Except the **** ones, if that counts.

It is like Pig Latin, if you don't see or use it much, the memory of how to speak/read it wears off. :3 Also how come you unfriended me back on your old account of Chicomole?
#3737 to #3736 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3738 to #3737 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Indeed.

Give me some Black Butte and make me watch Nascar and I will speak that language easily.
Oh, typical you.

#3739 to #3738 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3740 to #3739 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Steal someones DirectTV then. I know you can do it.

I can see that, but how so with Chico?
#3741 to #3740 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3742 to #3741 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Hateandwhisky must be not proud of you.

You could have gone higher, think of the mula.
#3743 to #3742 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3744 to #3743 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Why don't you tell that to him in his face and see how long you survive?   
   
Capitalism is not pleased.
Why don't you tell that to him in his face and see how long you survive?

Capitalism is not pleased.
#3745 to #3744 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3746 to #3745 - captainspankmonkey (05/11/2013) [-]
Enjoy your spilt guts.

Lenin is pleased. So is Putin
#3747 to #3746 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3695 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Ahm..
hello.. ;3

I'm back..again..maybe for the finaleth time of me disappearing... ;o
#3696 to #3695 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Well, well, well. It has been a long time, friend. :P    
Where'd you run off to?
Well, well, well. It has been a long time, friend. :P
Where'd you run off to?
#3697 to #3696 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I ran into a horrible game called real life. The graphics were good, but the story was horrible and kinda boring. Some parts of the gameplay were rather hard and well, yeah. But after some time, I finally beat the game

sorta. ;p Now I'm just browsing back to the old sites I used to frequent, attempting to return to them xP
#3698 to #3697 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
You certainly played it longer then me. I tried quitting FJ untill a mysterious calling half a year later decided to haunt me. :P Also how was the multiplayer?

Well, if you are planning to come back to FJ, it is in a time of nothing happening. No brony/hater wars or anything. Except if you count DJ 4DM1N posting comments on top content and doing rave parties.
#3699 to #3698 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
This was pretty much me while playing the game. Multiplayer sucked ass
becausenoonewouldplaywithme

Ah yes... the good ol wars... we served well in them didn't we? That isn't to say the war is over. Oh no. There will always be a bad seed. ;p

DJ 4DM1N? A lot has changed on FJ. And it looks like I beat you in quitting FJ longer ;p
User avatar #3700 to #3699 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Atleast you got to see the multiplayer, it wouldn't load.

Oh yes, but very few now.

And Bitcloud beat both of us. :P Actually he is still going.
#3701 to #3700 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Bitcloud..lets see... Bitcloud bitcloud bitcloud...oh yeah I remember him ;D So what did he just up and leave? I know I did. I kinda just disappeared

from everything xP
#3702 to #3701 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
He just ended up leaving. I assume he got bored and went on to play MMO's like he talked about. Or died. Whichever comes first.   
   
You sure did, and I am suprised Chicomole has not been posting crap on your wall because of you leaving like he did with bit.
He just ended up leaving. I assume he got bored and went on to play MMO's like he talked about. Or died. Whichever comes first.

You sure did, and I am suprised Chicomole has not been posting crap on your wall because of you leaving like he did with bit.
#3703 to #3702 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I didn't mean to just up and leave like that ;c
I can't even think of a valid reason now after what, some year or so of me being gone? xP I just.. I dunno. I can't even remember the past year that much lol xP Is chico still around? What kinda stuff did he post? Only three people noticed me go poof: You, Trunsako, satanisthesavior

I did the same thing with school but for medical reasons. everyone thought I died. I guess the Internet and real world are just about the same xD
User avatar #3710 to #3703 - satanisthesavior (05/08/2013) [-]
... Why have you summoned me?
User avatar #3774 to #3710 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Because you're dead
#3775 to #3774 - satanisthesavior (05/13/2013) [-]
I'M DEAD!?
I'M DEAD!?
User avatar #3704 to #3703 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I can't remember things well myself. :P I can't even remember why I left too.
Chico usually posts **** like "Get back, you ****** ", "When you return I will laugh at you" or some **** like that.

Except the real world has ****** gameplay. :P

Lol, satanisthesavior
#3705 to #3704 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
Be there something up with satanisthesavior? o.o
Because of you subbing that text ;p
User avatar #3706 to #3705 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I just like the name.
#3713 to #3711 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
#3714 to #3713 - satanisthesavior (05/09/2013) [-]
So just the name, huh? Nothing else about me that you like?
#3716 to #3714 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2013) [-]
Just that you are from Hell.
I leik Hell
Pandemonium smelt funny but I enjoyed it.
User avatar #3717 to #3716 - satanisthesavior (05/10/2013) [-]
You are a very silly person...
#3707 to #3706 - draconicxyz (05/08/2013) [-]
I hail a higher God. Back with you demon! *splashes holy water on you*
#3712 to #3709 - captainspankmonkey (05/08/2013) [-]
I'll take that as a yes.
I'll take that as a yes.
#3772 to #3712 - draconicxyz (05/13/2013) [-]
Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.   
Is that better?
Freakin' sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their freakin' heads.
Is that better?
#3683 to #3682 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Hello NegativeEmotionAndAlchohol.   
   
Also I was expecting a better comeback from the rabbit man.   
Is it bad if I have never seen that movie?
Hello NegativeEmotionAndAlchohol.

Also I was expecting a better comeback from the rabbit man.
Is it bad if I have never seen that movie?
User avatar #3684 to #3683 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, that is pretty bad dude. You should definitely go watch it.

It's on Netflix.
User avatar #3686 to #3685 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I don't really care, dude, it's just a recommendation.
User avatar #3687 to #3686 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm accustomed to hearing people nag at me for not wanting to do something.
User avatar #3688 to #3687 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
Well, get accustomed to me not giving a **** .
#3689 to #3688 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Another reason why I enjoy you.
#3690 to #3689 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I honestly don't get other people. Especially those of you not where I'm from.

Are you all honestly that accustomed to people caring about you? Do they do that where you're from? Often?
#3691 to #3690 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Over here on the West Coast, we have a lot of people who believe that being anti-social is like being a killer. You get looked down upon for being a individual or not accepting a task and such.    
   
I personally don't give a flying 						****					 what people think about me. If someone asks me to do something and I refuse, they usually bitch as if I took their wallet.
Over here on the West Coast, we have a lot of people who believe that being anti-social is like being a killer. You get looked down upon for being a individual or not accepting a task and such.

I personally don't give a flying **** what people think about me. If someone asks me to do something and I refuse, they usually bitch as if I took their wallet.
#3692 to #3691 - hateandwhiskey (04/17/2013) [-]
I would recommend coming on down to Dixie, where most of the population is too miserable to even care for themselves - let alone others.

But odds are, you would probably end up dead. Very soon. It's like ******* Somalia down here.
#3693 to #3692 - captainspankmonkey (04/17/2013) [-]
Oh c'mon now, if it is as bad as The People's Republic of Oregon, then it could not be much worse.

I mean, atleast I will have some dignity when getting killed by people from Dixie then hippies, amiright?
User avatar #3680 - ttritt (03/27/2013) [-]
Yes, me.
1994
User avatar #3681 to #3680 - captainspankmonkey (03/27/2013) [-]
I guess I was right, :P
#3654 to #3653 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Nothing much to do besides messing with Chicomole Asuka, looking at porn, and maybe taking a peek on the threads.
Other than that, I am too busy to be ******* around on this site.
#3655 to #3654 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I know this already, I just figured I'd use at to metaphorically 'get the ball rolling'.
I know this already, I just figured I'd use at to metaphorically 'get the ball rolling'.
User avatar #3657 to #3655 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
Dats not Johhny hate
WHO ARE U AND WOT HAVE U DONE TO THUNDERDICK!?.
User avatar #3659 to #3657 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I still use 'Nny here and there. Just less, now.
User avatar #3660 to #3659 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
But Johhny was more funny.
#3663 to #3660 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Your face is more funny.
Your face is more funny.
#3666 to #3663 - asuka (02/13/2013) [-]
lel
lel
#3656 to #3655 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Ah.
Well, how is FJ treating you at the moment, NegativeEmotions&AlchoholicGoodness
#3658 to #3656 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I don't exactly use it for its intended purpose.

I just sort of drop in and out sporadically. Talking to some, here and there, not much beyond that.

I mean, it's Carnival season for ****** sake. Intoxicated women lifting shirts, drunks killing other drunks, streets lined with cheap plastic beads and urine - this is my kind of holiday. And it ain't even a holiday.
#3661 to #3658 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good time, how long does it last?

Granted it does sound like a Gypsy festival mixed with St. Patricks day, but still sounds fun.
#3662 to #3661 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
'Til Ash Wednesday and into Lent season.   
   
I've been doing this for at least 17 years and this 						****					 still greatly confuses me.
'Til Ash Wednesday and into Lent season.

I've been doing this for at least 17 years and this **** still greatly confuses me.
User avatar #3664 to #3662 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I see.

Did you ask anyone around who has a clue what is going on, or are they too drunk/crazy?
User avatar #3665 to #3664 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, I understand enough about it myself. I know it started out as a religious thing, Catholic or such, and it wasn't always about wild partying and ******** .

I just don't know the exact days these things begin and end. It changes every year. I just wait for the floats to start running, and the traffic to get really ****** .
User avatar #3667 to #3665 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I won't be suprised if some group of jackass's were partying while nobody was around during those times.

Changes every year? How the **** does that work?

Ever tried looking for a moron running away from the floats in the crowd screaming? It is quite rewarding and hillarious when one such moron is found.
User avatar #3668 to #3667 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
Well, it starts 42 days before Easter every year, so it's going to change annually. This year, it started on the 12th of February, last year the 21st, next year on the 4th of March, and so on.

As such, we have to plan ahead for all that. A bit of a bitch and a half to do.
User avatar #3669 to #3668 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
And by the end of that dateline, I assume it all leads to a fun party with all sorts of drunks and nuts?
User avatar #3670 to #3669 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
By the end of that begins Lent season, meaning all the foods and alcohol we consume during Mardi Gras, we give up during Lent until Lent is over. Which is about the only religious tradition that's upheld during the whole shebang.
User avatar #3671 to #3670 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I suspect you ignore that part mostly.
User avatar #3672 to #3671 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
No one tells me what I can and can't kill my liver with.

No one.
#3673 to #3672 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
I am interested in what your liver looks like now.
#3674 to #3673 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
I'd say this explains it just fiiiiiiiine.
I'd say this explains it just fiiiiiiiine.
User avatar #3675 to #3674 - captainspankmonkey (02/13/2013) [-]
Looks fine to me!
User avatar #3676 to #3675 - hateandwhiskey (02/13/2013) [-]
You're alright, Cap'n.
User avatar #3643 - GimmieTheCockies (11/27/2012) [-]
Dayum gurl, you **** with dat ass?
#3644 to #3643 - captainspankmonkey (11/29/2012) [-]
Poo comes out of there?
I never would have guessed...
#3645 to #3644 - GimmieTheCockies (11/29/2012) [-]
I've missed you :c
#3646 to #3645 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2012) [-]
So does alot of my friends, well, the ones who pay attention.
#3647 to #3646 - GimmieTheCockies (12/01/2012) [-]
Do you hate me? I never hear from you anymore
#3648 to #3647 - captainspankmonkey (12/02/2012) [-]
I just aint on as much as I would like too.
Busy busy busy.
#3649 to #3648 - GimmieTheCockies (12/02/2012) [-]
It's okay, I'm not either :o
I just wanted to tell you hello and comment on that fine ass of yours
#3650 to #3649 - captainspankmonkey (12/02/2012) [-]
I am still very amazed to learn poop comes from there.
User avatar #3641 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I guess that works too.

Well I am off to sleep and as always, I regret doing it.

Good night, EmotionalDislikeAndAlchoholicBeverage.
User avatar #3642 to #3641 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh you and your play on words.

Have some Kendrick.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G0w3N-k91E
#3621 to #3620 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Oh hey there.
Considering that I may already know the answers to this, but how is it going?
User avatar #3622 to #3621 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Trying to achieve a buzz. Yourself?
User avatar #3623 to #3622 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Wasting my time.
User avatar #3624 to #3623 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
So nothing out of the ordinary?
#3625 to #3624 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
That and unaware of what to do with all these Mitt Romney pictures I got.

Luckly, I did not get many. If you count around 30 as "not as many".
#3626 to #3625 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Nah, "too many" is for myself and my JTHM folder. About 200 pics strong.
#3627 to #3626 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..   
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.   
I am never organized.
I miss the days I had 800 pictures..
Granted I could never find any of the more useful pics because I always lost them in that giant mess.
I am never organized.
#3628 to #3627 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I got folders for days.

Get on my level, ***** .
#3629 to #3628 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I would if I wasnt so busy maybe I could be at your level.

I wonder what it would be like to be a ****** ...?
#3630 to #3629 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Define 'busy', 'cause I can say I lead a busy lifestyle - but it's no excuse to be unorganized.
#3631 to #3630 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Busy as in:
Having to wake up early,
Going to work,
Dealing with morons who have twenty tasks for you,
Listening to them bitch about how they want something done their way when it just leads to nothing be solved,
Than coming home and having to punch your sibling for stealing the last bottle of Black Butte.
#3632 to #3631 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sounds ********** , yes.

But believe me, I would kill for my life to be that simple.
#3633 to #3632 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
The only 						********					 is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.   
   
Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
The only ******** is beating up my brother, the basterd is always bringing his bitch around to get in the way of my fists.

Considering I can't hit her because of societies ways.
#3634 to #3633 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.   
   
I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.   
   
This whole family's a problem.
Well, if you chose to let society define your actions, I've no choice but to let you.

I feel I've adapted my father's ways in that department - treat women as women, but beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity.

This whole family's a problem.
#3635 to #3634 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to 						****					 with society without getting caught.   
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.   
   
&quot;Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity&quot;. Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
Sometimes, I really wish I could find a way to **** with society without getting caught.
Granted showers in prisons sound fun as hell.

"Beat a bitch's ass when she gets uppity". Oh, what fun. Luckly, I have found satisfaction in using words to beat a woman.
#3636 to #3635 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
I meant that more in the sense; "If she wants to act like a man, treat/beat her like one."

Though, I've never found an excuse to do so. Thankfully, I guess.

I like to make myself believe I'm a gentleman.
#3637 to #3636 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
Eye for eye ideology?

Being a gentleman sure is hard at times, don't you think?
User avatar #3638 to #3637 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, but no - not quite.

Hard? No, it just takes patience. And, like dementia, I have plenty of that.
User avatar #3639 to #3638 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2012) [-]
I thought it would be hard considering how people act, no?

Ever tried seeming polite but secretly insulting them but they never really seem to notice because of how polite you are?
User avatar #3640 to #3639 - hateandwhiskey (11/23/2012) [-]
If you know what to do, it makes things much simpler.

I do something similar - but it's more of me condescending on some ignorant cunt, using words so far out of their vocabulary that the last thing they'd think about is my insulting them.
#3609 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
#3611 to #3610 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3612 to #3611 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
Busy with School, work, and life.
So nothing really special. I just came on to check the posts.
How about yourself?
#3613 to #3612 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3614 to #3613 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
How has FJ been doing? All I have seen is nothing at all and Chicomole is off my friends list for some reason..
#3615 to #3614 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
#3616 to #3615 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
I guess I have not been missing out, eh?

#3617 to #3616 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
#3618 to #3617 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2012) [-]
Good old FJ, staying as it always was.
Sorry I have to cut this short, School does not enjoy it when I stay up and wake up sleepy... Cya man.
#3619 to #3618 - scaredog has deleted their comment [-]
#3598 to #3597 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1433408 at MLP Brony Board ** Let's see if I can get a Romney.
#3599 to #3598 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #22847 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** Not bad...
#3600 to #3599 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1474675 at MLP Brony Board **
#3601 to #3600 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1518759 at MLP Brony Board **
#3602 to #3601 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at mhm, newdles **
#3603 to #3602 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Kind of OC **
#3604 to #3603 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #267 at Imagine a World... **
#3605 to #3604 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #255 at :3 **
#3606 to #3605 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Battleshit **
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Battleshit **
#3607 to #3606 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at title. **
#3608 to #3607 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2012) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at All of my want **
User avatar #3590 - SonicTeam (09/14/2012) [-]
Crazy **** and Icons.
User avatar #3588 - hateandwhiskey (08/08/2012) [-]
Casshern didn't leave.
User avatar #3589 to #3588 - captainspankmonkey (08/08/2012) [-]
Yea, Millionknives said so..
#3568 - omegasoul (05/16/2012) [-]
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!   
YOU LOST 500 SUBS   
AND YOUR COMMENT RANK
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!?!
YOU LOST 500 SUBS
AND YOUR COMMENT RANK
User avatar #3569 to #3611 - omegasoul (05/16/2012) [-]
WAIT...I'M THINK ABOUT CHICOMOLE
#3564 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3565 to #3607 - captainspankmonkey (03/04/2012) [-]
So the joke would be like a scumbag steve joke?

Hates social security

Were the ones who made it

and it would show the GOP logo with a scumbag steve hat?
User avatar #3566 to #3608 - captainspankmonkey (03/04/2012) [-]
Or something like that...
 Friends (0)