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#7190 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user posttwo **
#7191 to #7190 - captainspankmonkey (11/13/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 998**
"Just gonna dump some roll users"
Users: **** off.
#7192 to #7191 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 906** I rolled a mod so I'm probably going to get banned.
#7193 to #7192 - captainspankmonkey (11/13/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 263** Or they see it, chuckle, then leave.
#7194 to #7193 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 866** "chuckle"
#7195 to #7194 - captainspankmonkey (11/13/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 291** >not posting best version.
#7196 to #7195 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/13/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 781** I actually knew it was the ear rape version
#7197 to #7196 - captainspankmonkey (11/13/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 192** Good.
#7186 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/11/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Nanoha and her special friend Fate.** >captainspankmonkey's fetish
#7187 to #7186 - captainspankmonkey (11/11/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Teaching a robot to love.** >Funkydiscomaggot's fetish.
#7188 to #7187 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/12/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 490** That's my fetish...
#7189 to #7188 - captainspankmonkey (11/12/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls J-list.****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 922** I don't like mine, give me another!
#7171 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user admin **
#7172 to #7171 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 596** >tfw Admin will not notice you after you roll him
#7173 to #7172 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user byposted ** Then I'll roll someone else
#7174 to #7173 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 305** Stop waking people up, fgt.
#7175 to #7174 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image** >Waking people up   
>Only 9:47 PM
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** >Waking people up
>Only 9:47 PM
#7176 to #7175 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 849** dats rite, ur waking up the east coasties.
#7177 to #7176 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user austinrocket ** >implying people on FJ go to sleep
#7184 to #7177 - austinrocket (11/10/2015) [-]
**austinrocket used "*roll picture*"**
**austinrocket rolled image**I was sleeping when you rolled me so yes
#7185 to #7184 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Sleep is for the weak.
#7178 to #7177 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 109** >implying yes
#7179 to #7178 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 262** >Implying badly
#7180 to #7179 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 047** >implying implying
#7181 to #7180 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/10/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user enlightednatzie ** WE GOTTA GET SPONGEBOB BACK
#7183 to #7181 - enlightednatzie (11/10/2015) [-]
Nope.
#7182 to #7181 - captainspankmonkey (11/10/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 674** >Asks someone to bring Spongebob back
>leaves.
You lil lazy ****
#7169 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 616** >What captainspankmonkey's biggest fear is
#7170 to #7169 - captainspankmonkey (11/09/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 221** >What funkydiscomaggot's biggest fear is.
#7165 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 598**
#7166 to #7165 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 795**
#7167 to #7166 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/08/2015) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 103**
#7168 to #7167 - captainspankmonkey (11/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 456**
#7157 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 768** >What keeps me going through no-fap November
#7158 to #7157 - captainspankmonkey (11/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 925** >When I realize it's porn.
#7159 to #7158 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 266** I'm watching it but not fapping
#7160 to #7159 - captainspankmonkey (11/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 165** Okay Funhaus.
#7161 to #7160 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 419** get out of here, undertale
#7162 to #7161 - captainspankmonkey (11/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 160** Get out of here, military game.
#7163 to #7162 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 254** no u
#7164 to #7163 - captainspankmonkey (11/07/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 120** no danke potions for u
#7154 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 369**
#7155 to #7154 - captainspankmonkey (11/06/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 288** >When I see you and you're WAAAGH and Daka.
#7156 to #7155 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 689** WAAAGH
#7152 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/05/2015) [-]
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡EL BRILLO, MIS OJOS!!!!!!!
#7136 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
Been awhile since we casually discussed

was it shocking to get a mention from me for the first time in months? We're you like HOLY **** HE RESPONDED
#7137 to #7136 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
It's common for me on this site. I'm more surprised how long it took for another update on the comics. How ya doin'?
#7138 to #7137 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
I've been broke for like...ever.

Legend of Sato is still delayed till January by the way. At this rate I am never getting to book 1

Again. Just RWBY/LoK and porn
#7139 to #7138 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
I thought last time we talked, you had some good sum of cash on you. Something happen or am I forgetting something?

#7140 to #7139 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
When the **** was this?
#7141 to #7140 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
Month and a half ago?
Yes no?
Maybe?
I don't know.
Can you repeat the question?
But since I am horrible at remembering ****, I thought you had some cash on your Paypal or some ****.
#7142 to #7141 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
Not really no commissions have been slow

Really slow,
#7143 to #7142 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
Well hopefully, you're less broke than you were previous. Nothing is less fun than not having dough.

And how else am I going to laugh at people being disgusted at your work?
#7144 to #7143 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
You know whats weird?

Lots of people are just indifferent but only so few people are offended by my work like dndexplain, orangefox, the one sonic ****** that starts with a Z
#7145 to #7144 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
There is weirder **** out there that goes into some darker places than your stuff.

Which is why I do find it amusing when people starting getting pissy about your stuff.
#7146 to #7145 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
i'm so behind on SU.

I am so ******* lazy.
#7147 to #7146 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
I just finished it, or at least catched up till more **** comes out for season 2.

I don't get why people like Lupus disease or Dorito head.
Or Pearl for that matter, **** her especially.
#7148 to #7147 - murrlogic (11/03/2015) [-]
Peridot is an adorable nerd and Lapis is filled with unparalleled anger so that's hot

also none of these fags have a need wagon for speedwagon
#7149 to #7148 - captainspankmonkey (11/03/2015) [-]
>Adorable nerd.
That or people wanna **** a midget.\

Everyone needs a Speedwagon, who else can narrate your dangerous events while being the most bangable person?
#7150 to #7149 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/04/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 558** >Talking about Steven Universe
>Not Inviting me to conversation
>Rolling trips
#7151 to #7150 - captainspankmonkey (11/04/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 574**
>Not rolling proper trips.
#7132 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
*roll 1, 999* SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME I WAS GONNA ROLL TRIPS
#7133 to #7132 - captainspankmonkey (11/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** **captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 301** YOU'RE NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED.
#7134 to #7133 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 072** dammit
#7135 to #7134 - captainspankmonkey (11/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 138** dats rite
#7102 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 483** tsundere dont approve of my rape jokes

>MFW I am walking on a ledge of a pillar in Anor Londo and a silver knight with a dragonslayer bow shoots me with an umbrella and I fall off
#7105 to #7102 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 918** >Telling normies rape jokes.

>No explosion
5/10, would not use that umbrella.
#7107 to #7105 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 262** of course i'll tell normies rape jokes

git gud casul
#7110 to #7107 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 503** >Not telling them necrophilia jokes.

r u even trying? git better.
#7111 to #7110 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 296** well ****, it seems i have dishonoured myself
#7113 to #7111 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 674** A SHAMEFUL DISPRAY.
#7124 to #7113 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 568** >Sweden breeds faggots and failures
It seems we're both from Sweden
#7125 to #7124 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 934** Good thing we left it then.
#7126 to #7125 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 343** Now we are glorious 'muricans
#7127 to #7126 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 553** 'Murica.
#7128 to #7127 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/27/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 042** you were so close to trips
#7129 to #7128 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 013** tooclose
#7130 to #7129 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 264** sauce on song?
#7131 to #7130 - captainspankmonkey (10/28/2015) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 956** >When elves touch my border.
#7088 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
***** i see u stalkin me
#7115 to #7088 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
His room would be nothing but crack pipes, chocolate shrooms, and porn of blonde white girls. It's a gold mine for black people.
It is Candyland, I mean look at all those vans saying free candy.
#7116 to #7115 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
I can money off of it.
they never give me any candy tho
#7117 to #7116 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
Try blackmailing his corpse with his belongings.
That's because you're a weeb and weebs aren't good customers.
#7118 to #7117 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
I THINK i still have dat cap of him sayin dat one dream he had of him havin ponies visit him all around
dnt be rood 2 a guest
#7119 to #7118 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
That's what he gets for being trying to be edgy but liking the pony that's nice and shy.
But everyone down there is r00d, even the animals.
#7120 to #7119 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
I hope i have it, it makes me laugh
but moths
#7121 to #7120 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
I remember him talking in detail about his exes booty and how he misses it.
Local man, desperate for ass.
They have the messiest white blood and hair.
#7122 to #7121 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
I thought he was a pimp tho
#7123 to #7122 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
>Like he ever was.
#7089 to #7088 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
You can't prove anything, Jesse.
I lurk everyone who appears online!
Actually, I was wondering what that profile picture was from. I just noticed you changed it.
#7090 to #7089 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
But mine be locked for long time.
Its from Clover (TETSUHIRO Hirakawa)
#7091 to #7090 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
I still do it, even if a person locks their profile. Kind of a habit.
Ghetto Japanese students, gotcha.
#7092 to #7091 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
Its cuz of bit huh capt
with bikes, its great
#7093 to #7092 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
I forgot about him for a second. That might have been the cause.
Might.
Beating each other with bikes? Tell me more.
#7094 to #7093 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
If it makes u feel better
he probly ded by now from OD.

3 friends reunite after 6 years, then everyone wants to fight each other, some get run over by car, one tackled someone when they were on their bike, and fishing
#7095 to #7094 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
Somebody in hell better tell him to stop playing 40K and doing shrooms.
Sounds like an average day in life story. Especially the fishing.
#7096 to #7095 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
His lazy spirit looks after us to diz day.
same, i miss fishin
#7097 to #7096 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
And probably finding ways to mock us without us hearing it.
And then the ******* hook snaps off and then all the fish decide to take a break and leave.
#7098 to #7097 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
He made me the weeb i am today cuz of him
dat feeling makes me cry
#7099 to #7098 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
I thought that was miIlionknives and School Days?
The best option is to go naked, grab a knife, and jump in the water to hunt them down.
#7100 to #7099 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
Yeh, but bit showed me zoids, i never watched it but it reminded me of anime, then mill came in and made me full weeb....i should hurt him for dat.
there snapping turtles in lake tho
#7101 to #7100 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
You can't beat someone who owns a million knives, Jesse. He probably sells them at high prices and sells it to poor people, too. Dangerous and economically unwise.
No snapping turtles in Oregon, only beavers that bite off your dick.
#7103 to #7101 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
He probly doesnt even remember me at diz point
i have crocs here too also
#7104 to #7103 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
Ditto, that can be said for almost everyone on my list of friends who aren't dead.
Remind me to never go there then.
#7106 to #7104 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
Well we nearly been here for 5 years so it was bound to happen.
u cant handle FL lifestyle
#7108 to #7106 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
That's true. Nobody else to **** with and annoy.
I don't want my face to get eaten off, either. Florida no, anywhere else yes. Except you, California.
#7109 to #7108 - deadninja (10/27/2015) [-]
There hate but seeing him be alive still is a surprise relly.

Cali full of losers anyway
#7112 to #7109 - captainspankmonkey (10/27/2015) [-]
Hate is trying to become a hermit but he can't run away from his past for long.

Cali was founded by them, what do you expect?
#7114 to #7112 - deadninja
(10/27/2015) [-]
Can i have his stuff in his room when he dies tho
i expected candyland
#7086 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
I'm going to bed
#7072 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
"Hey Dad, I had sex today."
"I'm proud of you son, sit down and tell me about it."
"I can't, my butt still hurts."


Now I have several criticisms of this joke, as it ends quite quickly and vaguely. 1, who the **** tells their dad they had sex? that's just awkward. 2, it heavily implies gay sex but what if he was the submissive one in hetero sex? 3, what the **** is a sonic. 4, what dad wants to hear about his son's story of sex? My conclusion? They're not humans but aliens that like talking about sex with their children/parents
#7073 to #7072 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
1: Because telling the Alpha male of the house your sexual conquest is like telling your liege about how you slaughtered the Russian horde. You get rewards and some titles.
2: That would mean the son was getting pegged (gf using a dildo) and that's not exactly common unless you're a male feminist.
3: WELCOME TO SONIC TEM, WE MAK GAEMZ I THINK.
4: See #1.
#7074 to #7073 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
"1: Because telling the Alpha male of the house your sexual conquest is like telling your liege about how you slaughtered the Russian horde. You get rewards and some titles. "

Statements like these are lies, just like the lie of telling his dad about sex. It's still awkward, sexual lies are awkward, and you should feel awkward. Nobody slaughters a Russian horde, not even Russian hordes

"2: That would mean the son was getting pegged (gf using a dildo) and that's not exactly common unless you're a male feminist. "

or very intense butt rubs
#7075 to #7074 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
1: "Statements like these are lies, just like the lie of telling his dad about sex. It's still awkward, sexual lies are awkward, and you should feel awkward. Nobody slaughters a Russian horde, not even Russian hordes "

It's only awkward if you have a boring dad or a Christian dad who is extremely politically correct. Also you posted a gif of the Mongols who bested the Russian hordes. It's like you're trying to prove yourself wrong.

2: "or very intense butt rubs"
Or too much spanking.
#7076 to #7075 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
"It's only awkward if you have a boring dad or a Christian dad who is extremely politically correct. Also you posted a gif of the Mongols who bested the Russian hordes. It's like you're trying to prove yourself wrong. "

Most dads are boring AND christian, because they're old, at a point where they are so old (they have to be old enough so their son is old enough to comprehend what sex is) that they're old. Also the gif was obviously supposed to imply an exception for Russian hordes.

"Or too much spanking. "
Or both
#7077 to #7076 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
1: "Most dads are boring AND christian, because they're old, at a point where they are so old (they have to be old enough so their son is old enough to comprehend what sex is) that they're old. Also the gif was obviously supposed to imply an exception for Russian hordes."

That's only in the South and Utah, real States don't have fathers that are boring and Christian, like Oregon where fathers are high and buddhist/earth mother worshipping or Detroit where you have to go on a quest to find your father because you're Black and he's Black.

"Or both"
Intense butt spank message action.
#7078 to #7077 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
what are we even doing
#7079 to #7078 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
A normal conversation.
#7080 to #7079 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 954** I think we've passed that point of it being normal
#7081 to #7080 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 175** It all looks normal to me.
#7082 to #7081 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 235** It needs more normal
#7083 to #7082 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 071** Well that's just too bad.
#7084 to #7083 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/25/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 352** Well shiet
#7085 to #7084 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 963** **** well.
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 963** **** well.
#7070 - zombiestookmybike (10/24/2015) [-]
Captcha's like nah
#7071 to #7070 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2015) [-]
How r00d.
#7063 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
>When people ask me if I have a gf
#7064 to #7063 - captainspankmonkey (10/23/2015) [-]
>When people ask me if I have a gf
It's my hand.
#7040 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 920** >When captainspankmonkey is offline
#7042 to #7040 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 006** >When funkydiscomaggot is offline.

this ******* webm broke on me, first time uploading.

#7062 to #7042 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 070** Yes, the emperor
#7043 to #7042 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 852** dandude sadstorm
#7044 to #7043 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 086** Junt Trunt.
#7045 to #7044 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 091** I'd buy ice cream from that truck
#7046 to #7045 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 750** Because Hitler went to hell, and hell has the best ice cream.
#7047 to #7046 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 577** dat webm
#7048 to #7047 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 694** u haven't seen ****.

inb4 i get banned for uploading the audio of some incest crap.
#7049 to #7048 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 457** "I just wanted to play Monopoly"
#7051 to #7050 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 388** >when forgetting this ****.
#7052 to #7051 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/20/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 781**
#7053 to #7052 - captainspankmonkey (10/21/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 747**
#7054 to #7053 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image**   
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 959** >How I will obtain a gf
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 959** >How I will obtain a gf
#7055 to #7054 - captainspankmonkey (10/21/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 186** >How I will obtain the holy grail.
#7056 to #7055 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 731** Smoke bitches and **** weed, this is the key to happiness
I don't own any of either



also here is the album cover i made from that one thing
#7057 to #7056 - captainspankmonkey (10/21/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 020** >Not enjoying yourself in Christ.
Why even live?
#7058 to #7057 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/21/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 191** *tips fedora* dats why
#7059 to #7058 - captainspankmonkey (10/21/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 599**
>Not praising super sand man who died for your zens.
>Not praising giant green muscle squid.
>Not praising god of creation, destruction, and dwarfs,
>Not praising god of madness and becoming a school gurl
>Not praising the Emprah.

What are you, a heretic?
#7060 to #7059 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/23/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 547** >Not praising the Emperor
#7061 to #7060 - captainspankmonkey
(10/23/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 240** >The Emperor
#7006 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 516**
#7027 to #7006 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 792**
#7028 to #7027 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image**   
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 336**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 336**
#7029 to #7028 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 413**
#7030 to #7029 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 693**
#7031 to #7030 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 533**
#7032 to #7031 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 279**
#7033 to #7032 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 447**
#7034 to #7033 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 841**
#7035 to #7034 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 639**
#7036 to #7035 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 980**
#7037 to #7036 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 029**
#7038 to #7037 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 036**
#7039 to #7038 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 607**
#7007 to #7006 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 618**
#7008 to #7007 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 561**
#7009 to #7008 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 415**
#7010 to #7009 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 245**
#7011 to #7010 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 176**
#7012 to #7011 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 181**
#7013 to #7012 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 829**
#7014 to #7013 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 054**
#7015 to #7014 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 431**
#7016 to #7015 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 514** ew, bosnia
#7017 to #7016 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 246**
#7018 to #7017 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 812**
#7019 to #7018 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 181**
#7020 to #7019 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 603**
#7021 to #7020 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 446**
#7022 to #7021 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 080** the game
#7023 to #7022 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 822**
#7024 to #7023 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 280** played like a damn fiddle
#7025 to #7024 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image****captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 355** AND HIS NAME IS MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE.
#7026 to #7025 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE
(10/17/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 674**
#6997 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
#6998 to #6997 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
#7000 to #6999 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
#7002 to #7001 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
what episode of steven universe did you get to
#7004 to #7003 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 321** wow git gud casul
also garnet is best jojo
#7005 to #7004 - captainspankmonkey (10/16/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 513** No u.
Purple Kool-aid gem is best ****** gem.
#6995 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/15/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 593** >When funkydiscomaggot and captainspankmonkey go to the store
the role of captainspankmonkey will be played by Emily
#6996 to #6995 - captainspankmonkey (10/15/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 469** >When you're trying to talk to your character in a game and **** is afoot.
Funkydiscomaggot is a burning bush.