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User avatar #4220 - funkydiscomaggot (09/21/2013) [-]
I thought this was funny, I am horrible BUZZ LOOK A PLANE!
#4262 to #4261 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW Iceland is the capital of my European provinces..
#4263 to #4262 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Prepare for invasion.
Prepare for invasion.
#4264 to #4263 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Holy shiz, Russia is having a bunch of problems with revolutions, I had to send a couple of armies to help him so he doesn't collapse over himself. And Spain turned into a Republic from an Absolute Monarchy.   
 -Russia when he get huge, then fell into water, eventually helped by the highly respected version of the United States
Holy shiz, Russia is having a bunch of problems with revolutions, I had to send a couple of armies to help him so he doesn't collapse over himself. And Spain turned into a Republic from an Absolute Monarchy.
-Russia when he get huge, then fell into water, eventually helped by the highly respected version of the United States
#4265 to #4264 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Vladimir Lenin is going back in time to revolutionize Russia? Dang commies and their time travel devices.
Vladimir Lenin is going back in time to revolutionize Russia? Dang commies and their time travel devices.

#4266 to #4265 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, what the hell? Also I noticed you used my "I CAN SMELL YOU FAGGOT" dog picture with Jesse.
Yeah, what the hell? Also I noticed you used my "I CAN SMELL YOU FAGGOT" dog picture with Jesse.
#4267 to #4266 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, it is useful.
#4268 to #4267 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
**** YESSS!!!!!!!, I can now use "US Marine" units Colonial style . The US is now going to be ******* unstoppable on both land and sea, BECAUSE WE HAVE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF MONEY
#4270 to #4268 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
< Everyone:  Time to move to Australia.
< Everyone: Time to move to Australia.

#4271 to #4270 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
I made more allies, Denmark, Norway, and I think that's it.   
&lt;When I hit the French coast with 3 armies, and they have about 20 more armies than I do...
I made more allies, Denmark, Norway, and I think that's it.
<When I hit the French coast with 3 armies, and they have about 20 more armies than I do...
#4241 to #4220 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Norway and war is like fish in the sea. When aren't they having a war before WW2?   
   
Bring back some spices, 						*****					.
Norway and war is like fish in the sea. When aren't they having a war before WW2?

Bring back some spices, ***** .
#4244 to #4243 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Namco Bandai posted a Facebook post a month or two ago with this gif. saying something like &quot;Everyone has done this once.&quot;
Namco Bandai posted a Facebook post a month or two ago with this gif. saying something like "Everyone has done this once."
#4245 to #4244 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
It's funny because it's true.
It's funny because it's true.
#4256 to #4255 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
HUE, there is no programmed India trading company for the US so rather than having a name for your company line infantry, it's just called &quot;Company Line Infantry&quot;. and for people like Dutch, it says V.O.C. I don't remember the Dutch translation for it.
HUE, there is no programmed India trading company for the US so rather than having a name for your company line infantry, it's just called "Company Line Infantry". and for people like Dutch, it says V.O.C. I don't remember the Dutch translation for it.
#4257 to #4256 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
"Nobody who plays the USA will never go to India, they will just go over to Europe and **** everything over."

V.O.C. - Vereenigde Oost-Indische Compagnie
#4258 to #4257 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Europe's feels when I capture the southern coast of India.
Europe's feels when I capture the southern coast of India.
#4259 to #4258 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
&lt;- Europe's reaction if you take over more land.
<- Europe's reaction if you take over more land.
#4260 to #4259 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
-The British when they get confused about 'Muricans in India.
-The British when they get confused about 'Muricans in India.
#4221 to #4220 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
< Everyone besides Americans.
#4222 to #4221 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, didn't you laugh? i know you did.
Well, didn't you laugh? i know you did.
#4223 to #4222 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Barely.
That joke is sooooooooooooooooooo yesterday.
As proven by Obi-wan, Fresh Prince, Aladdin, 4Chan, and dead people.
#4224 to #4223 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Do we know what pleases ya'?
#4225 to #4224 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Erect dinosaurs.
Erect dinosaurs.
#4227 to #4226 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it does. Now that I think about it, that was my old profile picture, no not the bitch part.

Except the Bitch part, I don't understand the reason for it.
#4228 to #4227 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Ouchi Clan? sounds like OUCHIE, like some 13 year old on drugs.
#4229 to #4228 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
No, nobody likes Imperial faggots.  You raise a valid point, considering they got their ass taken over.
No, nobody likes Imperial faggots. You raise a valid point, considering they got their ass taken over.
#4230 to #4229 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Did the Imagawa clan invent the comb? if so i need sauce
#4231 to #4230 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
No, but they probably would have gotten richer if they could. Then they would have hired more people to help fight against Oda and defeat them instead of losing against a smaller number of enemies.
#4233 to #4232 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW when I find the real historical borders and look at this map.
MFW when I find the real historical borders and look at this map.
#4234 to #4233 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
That's not a map.. This is.
#4235 to #4234 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Just because it's a mod doesn't mean it isn't a 						*******					 map.    
I can draw borders connecting to a fantasy land and make it colorful.   
Tis still would be considered a map.
Just because it's a mod doesn't mean it isn't a ******* map.
I can draw borders connecting to a fantasy land and make it colorful.
Tis still would be considered a map.
#4236 to #4235 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, I screwed up in ETW, Due to declaring war on &quot;Italian States&quot; minor faction, my allies France and Genoa sided with THEM, So my friends now are Russia and Spain. 3 way alliance ftw. The Russians and I defeated Prussia, I am trying to make Norway hunt my army in a VERY valuable farm, same with Ireland, they rebelled and made their own faction.   Sorry for the long paragraph. But with taxes all the way low, I am making 12,000 gold coins a turn. So basically, I just turned into a uber unstoppable empire under a Constitutional Monarchy.
Well, I screwed up in ETW, Due to declaring war on "Italian States" minor faction, my allies France and Genoa sided with THEM, So my friends now are Russia and Spain. 3 way alliance ftw. The Russians and I defeated Prussia, I am trying to make Norway hunt my army in a VERY valuable farm, same with Ireland, they rebelled and made their own faction. Sorry for the long paragraph. But with taxes all the way low, I am making 12,000 gold coins a turn. So basically, I just turned into a uber unstoppable empire under a Constitutional Monarchy.
#4237 to #4236 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I really don't care if you write a long paragraph or not.
So wait, how many territories you got left to conquer? I'd assume now that you are powerful as **** , you'd end that game quick.
#4238 to #4237 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Was that blank when you first got it? Also, so far my distractions for Norway and Ireland aren't working, maybe they are scared of my huge armies. Also, search ETW Alternate Flags and look at the United States' royal flag, looks very cool, one of the reasons I rebelled against my own nation. (Yep you can do that). Britain was happy since we had something in common for once, but still mad for &quot;Historical Grievances&quot;, by that they mean a 4 year war over New France. I made a gigantic army back in the states, then hired a badass navy to send them to Europe. I might buy Mexico from Spain for the hell of it. And the game said I won, I just need to hit 1850, so might as well get as much from the campaign as I can. I may take Ireland and Norway just to make them rebel again. Austria's feel when Prussia loses one battle.
Was that blank when you first got it? Also, so far my distractions for Norway and Ireland aren't working, maybe they are scared of my huge armies. Also, search ETW Alternate Flags and look at the United States' royal flag, looks very cool, one of the reasons I rebelled against my own nation. (Yep you can do that). Britain was happy since we had something in common for once, but still mad for "Historical Grievances", by that they mean a 4 year war over New France. I made a gigantic army back in the states, then hired a badass navy to send them to Europe. I might buy Mexico from Spain for the hell of it. And the game said I won, I just need to hit 1850, so might as well get as much from the campaign as I can. I may take Ireland and Norway just to make them rebel again. Austria's feel when Prussia loses one battle.
#4239 to #4238 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Somewhat. It's an old picture, the joke being that PC and Mac are beating up what I think is some other brand, forgot what it was though.
That is a very cool flag, wonder what would happen if you show it to a American ************** person.
Britain getting mad over New France? wut. They be mad over that and not because of the ******* Colonies?
I wonder if Spain will still act mentally challenged in trading.
#4240 to #4239 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, Ireland worked, I destroyed their military, so I pretty much forced them to become a protectorate, so that worked well, hell's gone loose in Norway, there war wars ALL OVER with used up armies and artillery, And I am thinking of taking over some of India.
Well, Ireland worked, I destroyed their military, so I pretty much forced them to become a protectorate, so that worked well, hell's gone loose in Norway, there war wars ALL OVER with used up armies and artillery, And I am thinking of taking over some of India.
#4195 to #4194 - funkydiscomaggot (09/21/2013) [-]
I remember your fetish on Swedish cars.
#4176 - deadninja (09/19/2013) [-]
Todays the day yu cri diz time and not me capt.
#4204 to #4176 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Your lack of gasoline disturbs me.

True dat, but atleast it ISNT Hate.
#4205 to #4204 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
I lack moneyz 2 buy gasoline.

But what if changed his ways and became Obama only to lie to everyone and doom us all...
#4206 to #4205 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Steal it.

Atleast I know we will know why.
#4208 to #4206 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
But i promised to not steal anymore.

I refuse to let diz country be run by an angry boy dat is in denial of calling me his friend.
#4209 to #4208 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Hire someone.   
   
You mad because you ain't the VP, Jesse?
Hire someone.

You mad because you ain't the VP, Jesse?
#4210 to #4209 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
No money to hire someone.

All i wanted was VP and a VP hat but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
hate keeps telling me dat im just i dont exist and just a bad dream.
#4211 to #4210 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Force your family, cousins, or friends to get you it.   
   
Maybe if you tried becoming sociopathic like him, maybe he would let you exist.
Force your family, cousins, or friends to get you it.

Maybe if you tried becoming sociopathic like him, maybe he would let you exist.
#4212 to #4211 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
They all lazy bastards though.

So if i tell him dat we should kill all the sand ******* , will dat make him talk to me?
#4217 to #4212 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Then one yourself and tell him to do it.

Yes, then talk about philosophy.
#4218 to #4217 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
But he never listens to me.

Me thinks ill stick to sociopathic chta with my friend luppi,
isnt philosophy dat "2deep4me" stuff?
#4269 to #4218 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Hire someone who works in the hospital that hates their job.   
   
Basically a set of beliefs/idea's put together to show everyone how 						*******					 intelligent you are.   
Example: Hates Philosophy is burning 						****					, getting bitches, burning 						****					, and drinking/smoking/eat stuff the law does not approve of.
Hire someone who works in the hospital that hates their job.

Basically a set of beliefs/idea's put together to show everyone how ******* intelligent you are.
Example: Hates Philosophy is burning **** , getting bitches, burning **** , and drinking/smoking/eat stuff the law does not approve of.
#4272 to #4269 - deadninja (09/22/2013) [-]
So janitors then.

Ohhhhh....so bascially what i do 90% of the time.
But dat stuff is illegal and bad capt. Hate is a good chirstian.
#4278 to #4272 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Exactly.   
   
Minus the intelligent part. Granted, now that I think about it a bunch of Philosophies are complete bullcrap.   
 We talking alternate universe Hate?
Exactly.

Minus the intelligent part. Granted, now that I think about it a bunch of Philosophies are complete bullcrap.
We talking alternate universe Hate?
#4284 to #4278 - deadninja (09/23/2013) [-]
Well i used to be so they will listen to me.

Because none of them follow my logic is the reason why capt.

Deep down there is a child in hate's soul dat just wants to be hugged and read the bible all dya long.
#4289 to #4284 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Right after you burn them down.

So all those older philosophies that were created when you were still in your dads gonad has to go by your uncreated logic? OKEY.
I think he strangled that child with a chain then ate his intestines.

#4292 to #4289 - deadninja (09/24/2013) [-]
Yu know me too well capt.

They cept using a madeup language so that makes them uncreated logic.
But dat child knows where Hate's favorite toy is hidden, without it Hate is powerless.
#4177 to #4176 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
What? Did I missing something?
What? Did I missing something?
#4178 to #4177 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
All of those years of bullying mah feelings will come to a stop now capt.
Prepare 2 cri.
#4180 to #4179 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
NO
Ur suppose to be frighten and not make me cri!
ur doing it wrong capt.
#4182 to #4181 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy paying for my funeral capt
;___________;
#4183 to #4182 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
K.   
I'll just magically teleport to the South East, why don't I?
K.
I'll just magically teleport to the South East, why don't I?
#4184 to #4183 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
Because yu cant escape my stupidity.
#4185 to #4184 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
But what if I am not on FJ or wherever you are? I have escaped.
But what if I am not on FJ or wherever you are? I have escaped.
#4186 to #4185 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
Then i would label you "bit #2" and wait we do already so i can make yu cri.
And i have mastered the art of waiting from my friend luppi so HA!
#4187 to #4186 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
&lt; - Me thinking of how long it took you to learn patience.   
Do you ever put skill points in the right places, 						*****					?
< - Me thinking of how long it took you to learn patience.
Do you ever put skill points in the right places, ***** ?
#4188 to #4187 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
2 years, and lots of waiting for hours and all nighters, i iz master, be jelly capt.
No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking.
#4189 to #4188 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
Took me 1 minute.   
&gt; &quot;No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking.&quot;   
&gt; &quot;like melee and lockpicking&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee and lockpicking&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee&quot;   
&gt; &quot;MELEE   
I did not know you did comedy, Jesse.
Took me 1 minute.
> "No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking."
> "like melee and lockpicking"
> "melee and lockpicking"
> "melee"
> "melee"
> "MELEE
I did not know you did comedy, Jesse.

#4190 to #4189 - deadninja (09/20/2013) [-]
But yu cheated though.
If its wrong for a man to be a pro killer at close range than i dont wanna be right.
'I am murder of everyone in fallout 3, Fear me capt.
#4192 to #4190 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
No it's called learning at birth, get good faggot.   
You are no match for the Rad scorpion, Cazadar, Deathclaw hybrid, Jesse.
No it's called learning at birth, get good faggot.
You are no match for the Rad scorpion, Cazadar, Deathclaw hybrid, Jesse.
#4193 to #4192 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
Jokes on yu i was dropped on my head as infant so learning was not allowed for me.

Oh plz, i bear went fists on deathclaws and became their leader after 15 mins.
Though through democracy and two wars they decided to elect Obama as their new leader....those poor souls.
#4196 to #4193 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
&gt;Being not dropped on the head is bad.   
K.   
   
Impossible, we all know Deathclaws don't allow no esse's into their crib, yo.
>Being not dropped on the head is bad.
K.

Impossible, we all know Deathclaws don't allow no esse's into their crib, yo.
#4197 to #4196 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
But doctors said dat i would be retarded, Jokes on them now.

Hence why i forced them to make me their leader,
Though i dont understand why they would replace me for a Obama though.
#4200 to #4197 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Burn the hospital.

Because he has better policies then you.
#4201 to #4200 - deadninja (09/21/2013) [-]
I lack gasoline though.

But hes like a white Hate, nothing good can come from dat.
#4167 to #4165 - funkydiscomaggot (09/16/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Scandinavia
#4168 to #4167 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#4142 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
Today...or tomorrow...or whenever you get online will be the day you finally accept me as an intellgent being with ideals dat you wished you had capt.
#4144 to #4143 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
But i can read and write and look smarter than the average bear capt,
you can't improve on that./
#4145 to #4144 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
So you are trying to tell me that you 						****					 in the woods and eat raw meat, then go back to your cave and scare the piss out of hippies/campers?
So you are trying to tell me that you **** in the woods and eat raw meat, then go back to your cave and scare the piss out of hippies/campers?
#4146 to #4145 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
It's a hole not a cave. Caves are spooky and have bats.
If yu put it dat way it seems easy but it's alot harder than it looks capt.
#4147 to #4146 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Afraid of local rednecks and Chuck Testa, Jesse?
#4148 to #4147 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
No because rednecks have one weakness.....rap music. Play it at night and they will scurry away like roaches of the night. I forget who dat other guy is.
#4149 to #4148 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
What if there was black rednecks, like over here?

<
#4150 to #4149 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
I play real country music to make them confused and question their lives long enough for me to set a bomb trap for them.

Ohhhh, i forgot dat he was a deer.
#4151 to #4150 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
And if it was Hate who found your ass and came to kill you?   
   
NOPE, old white guy taxidermist.
And if it was Hate who found your ass and came to kill you?

NOPE, old white guy taxidermist.
#4152 to #4151 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh plz, hate would first have to invite himself to see my presence before he wishes to see me. He knows whose in charge here.

But deer, and its horns.
#4153 to #4152 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Yea, he totally wouldn't grab a knife and open your chest, then strangle you with your own organs.   
   
You may think that deer was real, but it was fake.    
Don't 						****					 with Chuck (Testa).
Yea, he totally wouldn't grab a knife and open your chest, then strangle you with your own organs.

You may think that deer was real, but it was fake.
Don't **** with Chuck (Testa).
#4154 to #4153 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
Dats just Hate's way of saying hello capt.

But its eyes speak of the times of the meadow and when Bambi was just a baby deer running around thinking everything is a bird.

But dats forbiden love capt.
#4155 to #4154 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
I forgot he speaks to corpses.

Now it's ******* dead.

I **** what I want, Jesse. Even a desk.
#4156 to #4155 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
I bet he pokes them with sticks too like the curious child he is.

But Bambi's mom died for our sins.

But spliters capt.
#4157 to #4156 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wished he did not delete that old photo of himself he had on his profile.   
   
But I want my sins.   
   
Did I 						*******					 stutter?
Sometimes I wished he did not delete that old photo of himself he had on his profile.

But I want my sins.

Did I ******* stutter?
#4158 to #4157 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
I think i saw it before, he looked like a bad person.    
   
Dats not what jeezus would want from yu capt.    
   
Yes, yiu have  stuttering problem.
I think i saw it before, he looked like a bad person.

Dats not what jeezus would want from yu capt.

Yes, yiu have stuttering problem.
#4159 to #4158 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Or that one douche who takes your underwear when you are not looking.

Yea, and I don't think he wanted the Romans to nail him on the cross either.

Atleast I can spell.
#4160 to #4159 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
I bet he stole yours too capt,
and the twist part about that is,

you let him steal your underwear.

Nonsense he wanted to be nailed on there to prove a point and that point was to show that people can respawn when they die.

Yeh well...fuk spelling and the 4th grade spelling bee ;_;
#4161 to #4160 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
What a cool story twist, bro.

I guess Jesus was into FPS games.

Silly Jesse, the only way to win a spelling bee is to poison the mic.
Why? Don't question it.
#4163 to #4161 - funkydiscomaggot (09/12/2013) [-]
Jesus didn't make CoD, Mehammed did.
#4162 to #4161 - deadninja (09/07/2013) [-]
I should be a director and make such good films like Avatar.

CoD spelled backs is Dog and jesus loved dosg therefore jesus made CoD.

But i ran out of poison after the jog-a-thon, Sure a few dozen kids where sent to the ER but at least my class won dat pizza party for winning dat.
#4133 to #4132 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Possibly relevant.
#4135 to #4134 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Volvo's are Swedish luxury cars
#4136 to #4135 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2013) [-]
But does it contain Swedish chicks?
#4137 to #4136 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, if you want.
Well, if you want.
#4139 to #4138 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
... I was so close to being caught on 						****					 by parents, luckily I was smart and turned off the mac and found the rechargable batteries!
... I was so close to being caught on **** by parents, luckily I was smart and turned off the mac and found the rechargable batteries!
#4140 to #4139 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2013) [-]
Tis why you do it when everyone is asleep or gone and pre-plan the situation.
#4141 to #4140 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, my mom usually wakes at 3 your time. And my older sister is at work, so I was surprised I didn't get caught.
Well, my mom usually wakes at 3 your time. And my older sister is at work, so I was surprised I didn't get caught.
#4114 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
Let's make a thread so I can use more of my gifs!
Let's make a thread so I can use more of my gifs!
#4116 to #4115 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
mfw around cats.
mfw around cats.
#4117 to #4116 - captainspankmonkey (08/27/2013) [-]
< What all cats are.
#4118 to #4117 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
All we need to do is... PARTY HARD
All we need to do is... PARTY HARD
#4120 to #4119 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
Where was this scene played in Star Wars?   
 i mean, I've seen all 6 movies, this looks like a Jak 2 moment..
Where was this scene played in Star Wars?
i mean, I've seen all 6 movies, this looks like a Jak 2 moment..
#4098 to #4097 - captainspankmonkey (08/26/2013) [-]
ẖ̸̯̭͔̲͢ę̸̥c̸̡̪͈͈̘͎̥͝o̡̡͈̘͡ ͈̣̮̭m͢҉̗̱̦̘̪̠͈E̲̠͎̠̠̣̠ S̴̗̯͔̟͔͕̕ ̯̣̘̪̲̮̀͢͡h̵̸̜̮̪͖̭̘e̷̟̟̥̟̤̮͘͢ç ̷̠̗̪̟̤͖̯̟͢o͔̮̯̣̤͎̲͎̕m ҉̷̹̥̘̠͖̀ȩ̵͈̟̜͞ş̲̦̥̮̯̦͖͝͞ ̯̦̘͔ ̷̢̭ḫ̢̢e͖̭͎̥̱̦̯͔̲̣C̸͕̟̦͞ ̟̜͈Ò͎̟̱̪M̵̸̵̧͎̜̗̪e̷̠̹̘͖͡ ̭̜̥͖s̨̗̜̠͔͕͕̗̗͈̟͝͝͞ ̧̦̜̱͘͞H̪͖̜̜̗̹Ȩ̡̤͈̀͝ ̸̵̵̟C̴̸̗̭̘̟̦̜͝͞O̸̷͎͈̟͝M̵̱͔̀E̪͔̕͢ ͖̪̹͔̥̮̠͕̪S̱͔̥̀

ẖ̸̯̭͔̲͢ę̸̥c̸̡̪͈͈̘͎̥͝o̡̡͈̘͡ ͈̣̮̭m͢҉̗̱̦̘̪̠͈E̲̠͎̠̠̣̠ S̴̗̯͔̟͔͕̕ ̯̣̘̪̲̮̀͢͡h̵̸̜̮̪͖̭̘e̷̟̟̥̟̤̮͘͢ç ̷̠̗̪̟̤͖̯̟͢o͔̮̯̣̤͎̲͎̕m ҉̷̹̥̘̠͖̀ȩ̵͈̟̜͞ş̲̦̥̮̯̦͖͝͞ ̯̦̘͔ ̷̢̭ḫ̢̢e͖̭͎̥̱̦̯͔̲̣C̸͕̟̦͞ ̟̜͈Ò͎̟̱̪M̵̸̵̧͎̜̗̪e̷̠̹̘͖͡ ̭̜̥͖s̨̗̜̠͔͕͕̗̗͈̟͝͝͞ ̧̦̜̱͘͞H̪͖̜̜̗̹Ȩ̡̤͈̀͝ ̸̵̵̟C̴̸̗̭̘̟̦̜͝͞O̸̷͎͈̟͝M̵̱͔̀E̪͔̕͢ ͖̪̹͔̥̮̠͕̪S̱͔̥̀
#4076 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You faggot lied to me.
#4077 to #4076 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
I never said that was my joke.
I never said that was my joke.
#4078 to #4077 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You &quot;let on&quot; it was.
You "let on" it was.
#4079 to #4078 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
100% sure I said otherwise.
Now stop being a gay Ken.
#4080 to #4079 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You deserve a slap.
You deserve a slap.
#4084 to #4083 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I care less about wolf pelts.
#4016 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
When I see you have an overpowered weapon in Dark Souls.
When I see you have an overpowered weapon in Dark Souls.
#4064 to #4063 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Last spiderman photo
#4065 to #4064 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Hue
I could have shown you the infamous spiderman thread.
But ol' Admin decided to delete it along with his other threads.
#4067 to #4066 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
I got bread crumbs, no need to be upset.
#4068 to #4067 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I do not approve of your shenanigans
I do not approve of your shenanigans
#4069 to #4068 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
You are just mad because I have a wiener.
You are just mad because I have a wiener.
#4070 to #4069 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Are you trying to offend me?
Are you trying to offend me?
#4071 to #4070 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
What gives you such idea's?
What gives you such idea's?
#4072 to #4071 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Because I have an arrow in the knee
Because I have an arrow in the knee
#4073 to #4072 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Two arrows?
WHO ARE THE LUCKY LADIES?
#4074 to #4073 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
that's secret **** your flowers.
I need to go to bed.
#4041 to #4016 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Let the fun begin.
Let the fun begin.
#4042 to #4041 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You get a reward!
You get a reward!
#4019 to #4016 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
>When I see the Sunlight Blade.
#4020 to #4019 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You always 						****					 your pants whenever you see it, I would think you are jealous,
You always **** your pants whenever you see it, I would think you are jealous,
#4021 to #4020 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
>Implying Jealousy
Fear is the word you are looking for. That **** is annoying as **** .
#4022 to #4021 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
It's not annoying, you don't have enough faith to use it.
It's not annoying, you don't have enough faith to use it.
#4023 to #4022 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had the faith, I would probably only use it for ganking or using it whenever you pull it out of your enlighted ass.
#4024 to #4023 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
All I could find in my folder.
All I could find in my folder.
#3909 - deadninja (08/16/2013) [-]
How come you never told me you were on Wheel of Fortune Capt.
Dumbest Wheel of Fortune Fail Ever

How come you never told me you were on Wheel of Fortune Capt.
#3973 to #3909 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Because you know, I can time travel and **** .

Ah, well I am still quite impressed.

I wonder if I is possible to find the creator of that gif and ask him/her.
User avatar #4011 to #3973 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
Solaire was one of my highest rated faggots in Dark Souls. he takes 3rd place for masterbating at Lost Izalith.

thumbs?
#3974 to #3973 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Exactly! Shame on u.

Good.

Do it for me, i need more solare mami related stuff.

He also asks i12:32 AM - AmishBabysitter: also is he on his first playthrough?"

#3975 to #3974 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
If I could do that, couldn't I go back in time and shag your mother or stop you from coming into this world?

HUE, Solaire wearing those clothes and having that hair.

I stopped playing my first after around 350 hours.
User avatar #4010 to #3975 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
lol u dont no, faggot, thumb me.
#3976 to #3975 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Perhaps.

It would so work for him you have no idea.

"Babysitter: so has he beaten the game yet?"
#3977 to #3976 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Hue, enjoy becoming whiter then when you are reborn.

<

About 6-8 times. 3 from the first and a few more from my other characters.
User avatar #4009 to #3977 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
THUMBS?!?!?!
#3979 to #3977 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Maybe then i wont get arrested and i be just like mah poppa!

Sojealous.

"Babysitter: and he still issue with the great hollow
12:54 AM - AmishBabysitter: hue
"


#3981 to #3979 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Maybe is the key word.

Solaire? Jealous? Never.

I am not great with height levels/area's in games.
User avatar #4008 to #3981 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
Thumbs?[greenish-gray][greenish-gray]
#3983 to #3981 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
No its the false word.

Lies, you'll all see, when i make a Solarie related stats and equipment and kill everything better than you and mrs then you will both will take back those hurtful things about the champion of the sun!

Become better capt.
#3985 to #3983 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Embrace it Jesse.   
   
Tis will be funny when I see you die a lot.   
   
Don't tell me what to do, Jesse.
Embrace it Jesse.

Tis will be funny when I see you die a lot.

Don't tell me what to do, Jesse.
#3987 to #3985 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Never!


I'll only die when i allow myself to die,
and the twist is dat i never die so ha.

I do as i please.
#3991 to #3987 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Do et Jesse.

No such thing as never dying, Jesse. You need more humanities for that.

Our first and last lines are similar.
#3992 to #3991 - deadninja (08/20/2013) [-]
Make me.

I'll buy some at the store then.

Dat proves nothing!
#3993 to #3992 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Do it or else I will make you have fun times in the shower.   
   
There are no 7/11's with humanities, Jesse.   
   
OR DOES IT?
Do it or else I will make you have fun times in the shower.

There are no 7/11's with humanities, Jesse.

OR DOES IT?
User avatar #4015 to #3993 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you Asian?
User avatar #4014 to #3993 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
start giving me thumbs faggot, I got about 70 gifs I need to use.
#3994 to #3993 - deadninja (08/20/2013) [-]
I take baths instead of showers then. I win so ha capt!

I'll make one dat has humanities you'll see!

MAYBE.
#3995 to #3994 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
EVEN BETTER.   
   
inb4 nobody knows what those do.   
   
POSSIBLY.
EVEN BETTER.

inb4 nobody knows what those do.

POSSIBLY.
User avatar #4013 to #3995 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
EVEN BETTER, your dad is hanging out with Koreans,
#3996 to #3995 - deadninja (08/20/2013) [-]
You're a bad person capt.

Maybe but still.

YOU SHHHHH.
#3997 to #3996 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Proud of it.

Maybe but how about no.

You will never stop my insanity, Jesse.
User avatar #4012 to #3997 - funkydiscomaggot (08/24/2013) [-]
gimme thumbs you faggot.
#4005 to #3997 - deadninja (08/20/2013) [-]
Make me.

You're not allow to be at its Grand Opening so cri about it capt.

Watch me with the power of sunlight and musky true love.
User avatar #3978 to #3977 - mrsdarksouls (08/19/2013) [-]
well moles google chrome just crashed so i mite as well talk to you directly
#3980 to #3978 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Righto man. So what gave you the idea of doing the runthrough anywho?
Righto man. So what gave you the idea of doing the runthrough anywho?
User avatar #3982 to #3980 - mrsdarksouls (08/19/2013) [-]
i usually dick around alot in my play throughs to get over lv gear to steam roll it so i figured i would try to do it as fast as i could
User avatar #3984 to #3982 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Heh, that does sound interesting. How many boss's you got left?
User avatar #3986 to #3984 - mrsdarksouls (08/19/2013) [-]
im doing a full clear including the dlc so im at 6 out of 26 bosses
User avatar #3988 to #3986 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Ah, well good luck with it. Not sure what else to really say about it.
User avatar #3989 to #3988 - mrsdarksouls (08/19/2013) [-]
so how close are you to platinum
User avatar #3990 to #3989 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Almost, trying to get all miracles but I have a hard time getting to the second rank of the Darkmoon.

User avatar #3998 to #3990 - mrsdarksouls (08/20/2013) [-]
try farming the velak crows in the painted world
User avatar #3999 to #3998 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Almost forgot about them, don't go to the Painted World much anymore. But thanks for the info.
How is the runthrough?
User avatar #4000 to #3999 - mrsdarksouls (08/20/2013) [-]
gonna farm dark wraiths for chunks to upgrade my gear before i continue
User avatar #4001 to #4000 - captainspankmonkey (08/20/2013) [-]
Righto then.
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User avatar #4002 to #4001 - mrsdarksouls (08/20/2013) [-]
time wise thought im 4:48:42 with 7 bosses dead
#3951 to #3909 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Sure you do.   
   
Does he want to be like Hate or something?   
   
Please, I would never do that but if there is another Great Hollow, my controller is gonna get so 						******					.
Sure you do.

Does he want to be like Hate or something?

Please, I would never do that but if there is another Great Hollow, my controller is gonna get so ****** .
#3952 to #3951 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
I learned about the LA riots so ha!

Funny thing i bought up about Hate one time with him. He has quite the displeasing impression on Hate and his hurtful ways on me. If anything he's more like you, both of ya love Dark Souls and love to see me fail.

Whats a Great Hollow capt.
#3953 to #3952 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
No one cares about LA aside from art fags.   
   
HE MUST ALSO BE ANOTHER VERY DELIGHTFUL PERSON.   
   
darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/The+Great+Hollow
No one cares about LA aside from art fags.

HE MUST ALSO BE ANOTHER VERY DELIGHTFUL PERSON.

darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/The+Great+Hollow
#3954 to #3953 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Art fags like painting ******* being beaten up?

He sure is.

Oh joy new Dark Souls to know about!
Me go see if my friend feels the same way about the great hollows.

User avatar #3955 to #3954 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Liberal ones do, yes. But not for the reasons Racists do.

Oh joy.

I wonder if he will have Vietnam like flashbacks about it.

#3957 to #3955 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Its not if you add flowers to it.

He says diz
"ole: on a side note is the great hollows in dark souls hard?
9:05 PM - AmishBabysitter: like really shouldent prime target=protect this guy
9:06 PM - AmishBabysitter: yes and no
9:06 PM - Mole: hard for yu?
9:06 PM - AmishBabysitter: no
9:06 PM - AmishBabysitter: but lots of places to fall
9:07 PM - AmishBabysitter: why?
9:07 PM - Mole: then my friend is not as good as u then
think only thing dat made him rage at the game was the great hollows
"

Dont think he had much of an issue from his side capt.

#3959 to #3957 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Blood on flowers. How metal.

Lucky bastard must have skills, or more patience, at that place.
#3960 to #3959 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Its so deep.

Well considering he has over 1000 hours in his dark souls game he lives up to his steam desc of being the "dark souls admin" of the squad dat he has and dat im in.
#3961 to #3960 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
And trying to hard to be sad.   
   
I only have about 400 less, god fuken damet.
And trying to hard to be sad.

I only have about 400 less, god fuken damet.

#3962 to #3961 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Its like poetry.

9:18 PM - Mole: but i like mine
friend says diz "Lucky bastard must have skills, or more patience, at that place."
9:20 PM - AmishBabysitter: 600+ hours on my first charecter helps
9:20 PM - Mole: why did yu stop using your first character after 600 hours?
9:21 PM - AmishBabysitter: it was for the purpose of 100% the game
9:21 PM - AmishBabysitter: plus i was stil figuring out the game so many things took longer
9:21 PM - Mole: Ahh

Lel, youre so casual compared to him capt.
#3963 to #3962 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Really, really, bad poetry.   
   
I ain't even mad, Jesse.
Really, really, bad poetry.

I ain't even mad, Jesse.
#3964 to #3963 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Like the one i wrote back in 3rd grade.

Its ok to be casual capt, you learn to live with it.
HUE
#3965 to #3964 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
I bet yours would be worse.   
   
Says the guy who knows less about it then I.    
But atleast I ain't a casul.
I bet yours would be worse.

Says the guy who knows less about it then I.
But atleast I ain't a casul.
#3966 to #3965 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Nonsense, mine got me milk canteens like a boss.

Maybe but my said is now doing a runthrough of him killing all 26 bosses and diz is where he is at so far
"- AmishBabysitter: 5 dead 1:19:06
11:26 PM - Mole: ur 1/5 done
11:34 PM - AmishBabysitter: is your friend back online/
11:34 PM - AmishBabysitter: ?
11:35 PM - Mole: Nope
11:35 PM - Mole: but ill let u know when he is
11:35 PM - AmishBabysitter: i'll be interested in his reaction
"

(i think ur casual is showing capt)

#3967 to #3966 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Where did you go to school, India?   
   
Class and is he using a specific weapon or just any that seems good at the correct moment?   
   
You are aware what the difference between casul and casual is?
Where did you go to school, India?

Class and is he using a specific weapon or just any that seems good at the correct moment?

You are aware what the difference between casul and casual is?
#3968 to #3967 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
No to Mexiccocococoo

Me go ask.

Wouldnt know, im not a casual, not in Super House of dead Ninjas.
#3969 to #3968 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Why did you not bring back a taco stand with you?   
   
Mhm.   
   
Casul: admin who can't beat up the beast (A GiantDad player in Dark Souls, from a weird but popular Dark Souls video.) or be him.
Why did you not bring back a taco stand with you?

Mhm.

Casul: admin who can't beat up the beast (A GiantDad player in Dark Souls, from a weird but popular Dark Souls video.) or be him.
#3970 to #3969 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
It was too heavy.

warrior : halberd +5, spider shield, sack , warrior leggings, ring of fap, ring of slumbering dragon crest, sl 19
dats his stats

he also says that "12:17 AM - AmishBabysitter: also even only afro is sick of the giant dad"

*Gasp*
Dat gif is amazing, i want more dat relates to mami.

#3971 to #3970 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Dang it, man.

Impressive, I hope he has some back ups for when that Halberd breaks.

HUE, I bet that is very true.

Sadly it is the only one I found.
#3972 to #3971 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
I blame you.

He says "7 AM - AmishBabysitter: its durability is 198/200"

Me thinks so.


But shes champion o the sun, like solare

The Nightmagi Cometh Daymanstep
#3956 to #3955 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #5501449 at Bronysexuals ** Forgot the picture like the genius I am. I shall roll a random one for fun then!
User avatar #3958 to #3956 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
emo pokemon
#3931 to #3909 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
You will never reach the West Coast, Jesse.   
The military won't allow you, especially if the General is a gay Californian.
You will never reach the West Coast, Jesse.
The military won't allow you, especially if the General is a gay Californian.
#3932 to #3931 - deadninja (08/18/2013) [-]
>Me
>listening to authorities
<Born to do the impossible i iz capt

He's gay for a reason, so i won't crash into his personal boy toy named capt.
Hue.
#3933 to #3932 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
Conform to the will of authority, Jesse. You must do it for the nation.

Wrong ************ .
My gay partner is in Washington, lel.
#3934 to #3933 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Bull, i am my own nation!
The nation of pizza!

Oh god wot.
#3935 to #3934 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Not even your own nation is safe.

Oh god, yes.
#3936 to #3935 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
We our with our meatlover's combo!

Dats not how politics work capt!!!
#3937 to #3936 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
You must enjoy putting meat in your mouth, Jesse. huehuehuehuehue

Go back to the 1800's then.
#3938 to #3937 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Damn ur immature mind capt.

So slaves did everything for poltics?
#3939 to #3938 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
<

Yes, yes they did.
#3940 to #3939 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Dats what my friend mrs does, cept instead of happiness he does it to my hopes and dreams.

Then why didnt write a right for them to free themselives?
#3941 to #3940 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like a delightful person.

******* =/= Writing
#3942 to #3941 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
After breaking them he tells me things about dark souls. I learned about solare and his dreams to be like dayman.

Good point capt.
#3943 to #3942 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
And then he gets killed/kills his father(Lel God of War Solaire theories)/ or doesn't do shiz.   
Like a Greek tragedy.
And then he gets killed/kills his father(Lel God of War Solaire theories)/ or doesn't do shiz.
Like a Greek tragedy.

#3944 to #3943 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Theres theories of thsoe two.
My friend says his ai is only useful as a distraction...why would anyone do dat to the champion of the sun.

Wot dat capt.
#3945 to #3944 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
All summon companions tend to be meat bags for most people aside from Tarkus and that a lot of people don't read much into the lore.    
   
I mean that as in a character from a fantasy world who does not get a happy ending. Like Solaire.
All summon companions tend to be meat bags for most people aside from Tarkus and that a lot of people don't read much into the lore.

I mean that as in a character from a fantasy world who does not get a happy ending. Like Solaire.
#3946 to #3945 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
Whats lore capt.

But he's so happy and the champion of the sun, like dayman.
He deserves a happy ending.
#3947 to #3946 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
History of a story.   
   
Tis called Dark Souls for a reason.    
I, for one, will be very displeased if there is no more then two endings.
History of a story.

Tis called Dark Souls for a reason.
I, for one, will be very displeased if there is no more then two endings.
#3948 to #3947 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
I learned something today.

My friend mrs told me exact thing. I refuse to believe he has a bad ending until Light Souls comes out and Solare saves everyone.

There might be more in the sequel capt.
#3949 to #3948 - captainspankmonkey (08/19/2013) [-]
For once.

I'd imagine it would be a comedic game if that was the case.

I am preparing for duel wield fags and buff fags.
#3950 to #3949 - deadninja (08/19/2013) [-]
No i learn everyday.    
   
It will have hopes and dreams as my friend mrs says Dark Souls doesnt have. I beleive he said hopes leads to madness or was it dreams. I forget.    
   
You will die alot and i shall laugh as you ragequit.
No i learn everyday.

It will have hopes and dreams as my friend mrs says Dark Souls doesnt have. I beleive he said hopes leads to madness or was it dreams. I forget.

You will die alot and i shall laugh as you ragequit.
#3910 to #3909 - captainspankmonkey (08/17/2013) [-]
Never a good idea to tell everyone that I was on Wheel of Fortune after heavy drinking, Jesse.
#3911 to #3910 - deadninja (08/17/2013) [-]
Is it because ever comic book nerd will beat you up cuz dat fail?
#3912 to #3911 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
More that they will rant and try forcing me to do Wonder Woman trivia till damnation.
#3913 to #3912 - deadninja (08/18/2013) [-]
But internet taught me dat women and have no rights,
#3914 to #3913 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
No clue what that has to do with the situation.   
Forced trivia -/- Women rights.
No clue what that has to do with the situation.
Forced trivia -/- Women rights.
#3915 to #3914 - deadninja (08/18/2013) [-]
Everything because Wonder Woman cant do anything.
#3916 to #3915 - captainspankmonkey (08/18/2013) [-]
Except for porn.
Except for porn.
#3917 to #3916 - deadninja (08/18/2013) [-]
Porn is bad for your male reproductive organ and is a sin capt.   
Think of the children.
Porn is bad for your male reproductive organ and is a sin capt.
Think of the children.
#3874 to #3873 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2013) [-]
Jesse, is that you behind that little anime girl picture?
#3875 to #3874 - mugi (08/11/2013) [-]
Depends, am i the same person dat made u watch a pony show made for girls 2 years back capt
#3876 to #3875 - captainspankmonkey (08/11/2013) [-]
You had to remind me, you little son of a bitch.

#3877 to #3876 - mugi (08/12/2013) [-]
HUE
was more priceless when u had a favorite pony too, lil ole capt liked redneck applejack
2funnie
#3878 to #3877 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
And you? You had no grammar and you were a fan of Pinkie Pie. PINKIE PIE!   
   
Anywho, what happened? You decided to leave FJ and come back because of a story?
And you? You had no grammar and you were a fan of Pinkie Pie. PINKIE PIE!

Anywho, what happened? You decided to leave FJ and come back because of a story?
#3879 to #3878 - mugi (08/12/2013) [-]
I hvae you know dat i had a A in english since 3rd grade and all the way through 12th grade......						****					, well you have no proof of dat capt so HA!   
   
Mainly because there wasnt much to do on here now and i had to take care of some personal family stuff dat i couldnt be bothered with diz site, the story i saw on reddit was  a gaming post about people playing with people they meet online and became close friends til suddenly either they died, commited sucide, and went missing. Reminded of bit and i havent checked on his profile in a while so it was a good time to check on things on there again.
I hvae you know dat i had a A in english since 3rd grade and all the way through 12th grade...... **** , well you have no proof of dat capt so HA!

Mainly because there wasnt much to do on here now and i had to take care of some personal family stuff dat i couldnt be bothered with diz site, the story i saw on reddit was a gaming post about people playing with people they meet online and became close friends til suddenly either they died, commited sucide, and went missing. Reminded of bit and i havent checked on his profile in a while so it was a good time to check on things on there again.
#3880 to #3879 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Jesse, you are dreaming again. Wake up.     
   
Makes sense, I wouldn't be on here either if that 						****					 was happening.
Jesse, you are dreaming again. Wake up.

Makes sense, I wouldn't be on here either if that **** was happening.
#3881 to #3880 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
I **** you not when i had All A's in my english classes. Idk either but for legit english class was easy as **** for me.

Yeh but now things are a bit better so im here once again and now im my real new account, was just borrowing dat mugi account for a bit.
#3907 to #3881 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
Go, findeth thy cliff.

The rules do not allow recounts!
#3908 to #3907 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
Not til hate reads me a new story

Fukkkk ur rules
#3895 to #3881 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
It's okay Jesse, conform to our wills.

You will once you get out of the 4th grade.

***** , do you even read Dr. Seuss?
#3896 to #3895 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Damn right.

I graduated, i dont need no more learning to do.

Hes a fagit and overrated.
#3897 to #3896 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
If only I had the "READ, ***** , READ!" gif.

So is Platt & Munk.
#3898 to #3897 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
Cri about it capt   
   
Mabye but trains [greenish-gray]
Cri about it capt

Mabye but trains
[greenish-gray]
#3899 to #3898 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
If I was crying, I would be named Jesse.   
   
Overrated, the only good train is the Cole Train, baby.
If I was crying, I would be named Jesse.

Overrated, the only good train is the Cole Train, baby.
#3900 to #3899 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
TIL capt shares the same first name as me. U poor soul.

Touche capt
#3901 to #3900 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
Bitch, I share the same name as a Indian 						******					 child.   
   
Another point for me.
Bitch, I share the same name as a Indian ****** child.

Another point for me.
#3902 to #3901 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
So your name is Sherry?

And two points for me cuz i like to cheat.
#3903 to #3902 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
Lolnope.   
   
3 more points because you cheated.
Lolnope.

3 more points because you cheated.
#3904 to #3903 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
Ill call u Sherry from now til i learn ur true idenity Sherry.

Wai u do diz
#3905 to #3904 - captainspankmonkey (08/13/2013) [-]
You don't read a lot of conversations with Hate and me, huh? Because I swore I put my name in there.   
   
Because I can.
You don't read a lot of conversations with Hate and me, huh? Because I swore I put my name in there.

Because I can.
#3906 to #3905 - deadninja (08/13/2013) [-]
Hate says im not allowed to go to his profile unless i jump off a cliff but there are no cliffs in my area

I demand a recount!
#3882 to #3881 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
I guess legit English does not translate to better English.   
   
I see, welcome back to your eternal damnation then.
I guess legit English does not translate to better English.

I see, welcome back to your eternal damnation then.
#3883 to #3882 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Doesnt matter i still graduated like a boss.jpg

How have things been on your end since last time i was here capt
#3884 to #3883 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Dang you and your east coast non-master race education.   
   
						*******					 nothing has been going on except people hating on some guy named Phanact. I got no problem with him but everyone is butthurt.   
   
That and Hate has accepted love and tolerance  Lolnotreally.
Dang you and your east coast non-master race education.

******* nothing has been going on except people hating on some guy named Phanact. I got no problem with him but everyone is butthurt.

That and Hate has accepted love and tolerance Lolnotreally.
#3885 to #3884 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
They would have labeled me a genius if they could but i said i didnt want to be dat.

ahhh dat guy, think cuz hes a thumbwhore or somthin, idk bout him really, friend only told me he posted his dick once or twice on a board or somthin.

Dat means he will accept me as his real friend at last!
#3886 to #3885 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Talking to the squirrels again.

That and something about him being a reposter.

Enjoy your newly found friendship that won't result in misunderstanding and becoming stabbed. <3
#3887 to #3886 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Capt plz, they werent animals
The squirrels stopped worshiping me so i had to burn their whole village again

Ahh so they get ruslted at what every user dat posts do now

I know hate and i know well enough dat he would rather strangle me with hugs and joy than to do dat.
#3888 to #3887 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Poor squirrels, now they will never know you were a false prophet.   
   
Exactly.   
   
Have fun recoloring the walls red, Jesse.
Poor squirrels, now they will never know you were a false prophet.

Exactly.

Have fun recoloring the walls red, Jesse.
#3889 to #3888 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
They could have stopped but nooooooo, all they did was run in fear and everyone knows dat makes me want to kill and destroy more.

Some things dont change.

Oh good because im tired of teh currently color i have as for my wall atm.
#3890 to #3889 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Because we all know you are such a known man of destruction.    
   
This is FJ, what do you think?   
   
Might be a little runny but once you lose your conscious, it will be all the better.
Because we all know you are such a known man of destruction.

This is FJ, what do you think?

Might be a little runny but once you lose your conscious, it will be all the better.
#3891 to #3890 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
I once a broke a pencil when i was 6...and it wasnt on accident. Dat alone shows true fear out of me.

I think of fags and more fags here.

Yes, and then when im resting hate will read me stories while he cooks dinner for me.
#3892 to #3891 - captainspankmonkey (08/12/2013) [-]
Rip a phone book then. Though it is obvious you will not beat it's majestic power.

Your crowd, I see.

That's cute, deary. What is he going to read? 200 ways to skin a dog?
#3893 to #3892 - deadninja (08/12/2013) [-]
Ill do it whenever i want to, I dont take orders!

Maybe, though idk what crowd means.

No, he will read me my favorite book, The Little Train That Could. Deep story and characters it has in it.
#3868 - funkydiscomaggot (08/02/2013) [-]
I certainly love it when I try parkour
I certainly love it when I try parkour
#3870 to #3868 - captainspankmonkey (08/02/2013) [-]
Parkour in space is better.
Parkour in space is better.
User avatar #3865 - Furry (07/26/2013) [-]
i agree with cars today but one of the reasons is that at speeds over 55 mph wind resistance plays a HUGE roll in mpg

this leads to vehicles conforming to designs with little air resistance
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#3845 to #3824 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Thanks Godbama.    
   
(Who said he didn't?)
Thanks Godbama.

(Who said he didn't?)
#3846 to #3845 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3847 to #3846 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Whatchu call me, Statist Corporate Theocratic Objectivist Marxist?

(DidHeHaveAName?)
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#3849 to #3848 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Inb4 a Commist is someone who enjoys communes.
DoyouevenWorldGovernmentClass?

(What kind of faggot puts a 2.0 next to his name?)
#3850 to #3849 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3851 to #3850 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Communists are from Russia, Commists are from California.   
BecauseSoManyKidsWillWantToDoMathWhenTheyGrowUp.   
   
(Oh really? Did he delete them or something?)
Communists are from Russia, Commists are from California.
BecauseSoManyKidsWillWantToDoMathWhenTheyGrowUp.

(Oh really? Did he delete them or something?)
#3852 to #3851 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3853 to #3852 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Now you know.   
AMERICAN EDUCATION.   
   
(&gt; Dies on inside.   
How did you save him exactly?)
Now you know.
AMERICAN EDUCATION.

(> Dies on inside.
How did you save him exactly?)
#3854 to #3853 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3855 to #3854 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Educationisfun.

(Go home, M. Night Shamallamadingdong, you're drunk.)
#3856 to #3855 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3857 to #3856 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
GetMathWizard, ObtainBitches.

(And I will get a lawn chair and laugh.)
#3858 to #3857 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3859 to #3858 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Anything with Wizard will bring success.   
   
(PoliticallyCorrectfags will attack movies)
Anything with Wizard will bring success.

(PoliticallyCorrectfags will attack movies)
#3860 to #3859 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3861 to #3860 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
&gt;Implying you are that.   
   
(You suppose they don't have enough money?)
>Implying you are that.

(You suppose they don't have enough money?)
#3862 to #3861 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3863 to #3862 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Kipdrimin.

(Every fool who watched the first one, now if you excuse me I must go, don't let the fan boys storm your home.)
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User avatar #3825 to #3824 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Yep, that is why I sent two because I thought I canceled the reply but what I said was:
"Probably not a joke, could be that he had something he is hiding from us.
(Also I saw that new comment you made on his profile, you sonofabitch >.>)
#3826 to #3825 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3827 to #3826 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
So is his dark mind. And that me and him trolled you a lot during thumb party's.
(I watch him like 1984)
#3828 to #3827 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3829 to #3828 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
You mad, Jesse?   
(Inb4 referencing the book &quot;1984&quot;)
You mad, Jesse?
(Inb4 referencing the book "1984")
#3830 to #3829 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3831 to #3830 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
I will get the camera when he falls out of the window.   
   
(80's music doesn't' exist in a book written in the 50's.)
I will get the camera when he falls out of the window.

(80's music doesn't' exist in a book written in the 50's.)
#3832 to #3831 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3833 to #3832 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
INB4 shard object slitting into his own throat or bashing head into wall till death.   
   
(In the books version of the 80's, the Government is taken over by American Stalin where he watches yall, everyone rocks out to military music, and drugs don't exist.)
INB4 shard object slitting into his own throat or bashing head into wall till death.

(In the books version of the 80's, the Government is taken over by American Stalin where he watches yall, everyone rocks out to military music, and drugs don't exist.)

#3834 to #3833 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3835 to #3834 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Enjoy the arrest.    
   
(Exactly, and now it is a famous book.)
Enjoy the arrest.

(Exactly, and now it is a famous book.)
#3836 to #3835 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3837 to #3836 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
You expect the Police to have an FJ account?   
   
(The Liberals of 1984 thought Reagan was going to become Big Brother(American Stalin) and do the same things in the book)
You expect the Police to have an FJ account?

(The Liberals of 1984 thought Reagan was going to become Big Brother(American Stalin) and do the same things in the book)
#3838 to #3837 - sucymole **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3839 to #3838 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
&gt;Dead.   
&gt;Safe.   
&gt;Seems legit.   
   
(I don't care what you and Hate say, Riley was a 						*******					 cunt.)
>Dead.
>Safe.
>Seems legit.

(I don't care what you and Hate say, Riley was a ******* cunt.)
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#3841 to #3840 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
I assume Satan gives people one free phone call in Hell?   
   
(Huey was a bigger cunt then Riley. Common sense is not that shows strong trait.)
I assume Satan gives people one free phone call in Hell?

(Huey was a bigger cunt then Riley. Common sense is not that shows strong trait.)
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#3843 to #3842 - captainspankmonkey (07/11/2013) [-]
Why did Dantes Inferno not include that?

(Except with likability, common sense, a true identity, a brain, personality, and a not give a **** attitude. Oh, and is not a ******* little freak of nature.)
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