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#4338 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
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Gary, I thought what we had was special - Spongebob
#4506 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Sounds more Omega to me.   
THEN HE IS A FALSE PHILOSOPHER.   
 Hire someone who knows him and make him create a user. Then tell him what to say.
Sounds more Omega to me.
THEN HE IS A FALSE PHILOSOPHER.
Hire someone who knows him and make him create a user. Then tell him what to say.
#4507 to #4506 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
And no one could replace Gamma ;_;   
WELL ITS HATE SO DAT IS TRUE.    
 I of one but hes 2lazy and busy atm.
And no one could replace Gamma ;_;
WELL ITS HATE SO DAT IS TRUE.

I of one but hes 2lazy and busy atm.
#4508 to #4507 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
NO ONE.   
EXACTLY. AIN'T HE WILL NEVER STOP BEING BUTTHURT BECAUSE OF THIS.   
 Righto then.
NO ONE.
EXACTLY. AIN'T HE WILL NEVER STOP BEING BUTTHURT BECAUSE OF THIS.
Righto then.
#4509 to #4508 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
HE WAS SO BRAVE!   
SO IF I TELL HIM DAT 						******					 IS NOT DEEP WILL HE CRY?!
HE WAS SO BRAVE!
SO IF I TELL HIM DAT ****** IS NOT DEEP WILL HE CRY?!

#4510 to #4509 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Not really.   
No. Maybe. Yes.
Not really.
No. Maybe. Yes.
#4511 to #4510 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
He died for our sins and saved all those birds,    
how could say such a thing?!   
I forget how easily it is to make Hate ruslted.
He died for our sins and saved all those birds,
how could say such a thing?!

I forget how easily it is to make Hate ruslted.
#4512 to #4511 - captainspankmonkey (10/08/2013) [-]
Because I can.
Gee I wonder if it is because Hate is so easily offended.
#4513 to #4512 - deadninja ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
ur ded 2 me now.
But he never gets offended by me anymore tho.
#4484 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Atleast I will get payed.
IF BEING SUCKED INTO A VORTEX OF SOUL DEVOURING, SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL TAKING IT UP THE ASS IS CONSIDERED HONORABLE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS ANYMORE.
I would say go steal but then we will get into that conversation again.
#4485 to #4484 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Have yu no shame capt.
HEY....HE HAD A NICE DEATH SCREAM AND DIED AS HE LIVED....A DEADNINJA.

stealing is bad capt
#4486 to #4485 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Money, money, money, moooney.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!
So he was reincarnated as a poor Mexican? Can't for the next MK game to beat the shiz out of that guy.
OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
#4487 to #4486 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
YOU SELLLOUT!   
No....well...maybe!   
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!   
 DIZ WONT END WELL
YOU SELLLOUT!
No....well...maybe!
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!

DIZ WONT END WELL
#4488 to #4487 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
But Capitalism is good, Jesse.
Or just beat him out like a normal person.
EXACTLY.
#4489 to #4488 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
But government shutdown,
u cant do anything now.
No, fighting is wrong capt.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
#4490 to #4489 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.   
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.   
 GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.
GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
#4491 to #4490 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.    
I know how to mortal kombat,    
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC   
yes, i went there.    
 HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 to #4491 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.   
It was okay.   
yes I said that.   
 Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 to #4492 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.    
....How.....   
plz explain!   
 But hate loves children.
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar #4494 to #4493 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 to #4494 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.   
   
...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.    
 i bet he eats them with milk.
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 to #4496 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.   
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those 						******					 kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.   
 Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to 						****					 with him that included milk in its name
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those ****** kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to **** with him that included milk in its name
#4515 to #4498 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I ******* knew it.

It had to be one of you little ***** .

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 to #4515 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 to #4498 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.    
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!   
   
 plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar #4500 to #4499 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the **** out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 to #4500 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.    
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.   
 dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 to #4501 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 to #4502 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.   
But 						******					 is easy to write tho.   
 Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But ****** is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 to #4503 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.   
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks 						******					 is cool.   
 Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk 						********					, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks ****** is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk ******** , and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 to #4504 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.    
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.    
 but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
User avatar #4497 to #4495 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
HUE
#4348 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Gary was a little 						****					.
Gary was a little **** .
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#4349 to #4348 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
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#4355 to #4349 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
I don't want to touch his junk. I may go gay for certain men but not him, no sir. No way.
#4361 to #4355 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Capt gay for everyone?
I never expected hell to freeze over now,
i need s deep shower to figure diz out.
#4364 to #4361 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Forgot I was Bi, huh?   
Can I join your shower?
Forgot I was Bi, huh?
Can I join your shower?
#4469 to #4364 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
....   
Nothing makes sense anymore.    
NO NEVEr.
....
Nothing makes sense anymore.
NO NEVEr.
#4470 to #4469 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
You will understand soon, Jesse.   
YES, FOREVER.
You will understand soon, Jesse.
YES, FOREVER.
#4471 to #4470 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I dont want to understand, capt.    
BUT YU SAY MEXICANS NEVER SHOWER! ;_;
I dont want to understand, capt.
BUT YU SAY MEXICANS NEVER SHOWER! ;_;
#4472 to #4471 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
You hunger for the knowledge, I can smell it on my monitor.
NOT IF I FORCE YOU TOO, ***** .
#4473 to #4472 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I hunger for pizza, knowledge doesnt taste good capt.
JOKES ON YU HOUSE HAS NO RUNNING WATER!
#4474 to #4473 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
I assume you like real meaty pizza, huh?
THEN I SHALL BRING BUCKETS OF WATER!
#4475 to #4474 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
No, plain cheese pizza.    
BUT COLD WATER IS BAD 4 ME!
No, plain cheese pizza.
BUT COLD WATER IS BAD 4 ME!
#4476 to #4475 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
You must be a very cheesy person.
LOVE THE COLD! LOOK AT SUB-ZERO, LOOK AT HOW HE ENJOYS IT!
#4477 to #4476 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Dat pun was teribad capt.
******** , ERMAC IS BEST MK NINJA!
#4478 to #4477 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Atleast I won't be punished for it.
DOUBLE ******** , SUB-ZERO AND SCORPION ARE BEST NINJAS. Except in Deadly Alliance, Sub-Zero was just a horny old man and Scorpion was stalking him.
#4479 to #4478 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Its still teribad.
LIESSSS, SMOKE AND ERMAC AND SOMETIMES NOOB ARE BEST NINJAS

Dat game was really weird but did enjoy its konquest mode.
#4480 to #4479 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I find it Punny.
SMOKE LOOKED LIKE A REJECTED ANIME CHARACTER IN THE NEWER MK AND NOOB IS ******* SUB-ZERO BROTHER BUT IN ****** FORM.
Agreed. I prefer Deception.
#4481 to #4480 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Your jokes will never get yu into comedy central capt.    
.....MAYBE A TINY BUT BUT STILL, NO, HE HAS HIS SHADOW AND CAN TELEPORT LIKE A PRO.    
 i miss owning dat game now
Your jokes will never get yu into comedy central capt.
.....MAYBE A TINY BUT BUT STILL, NO, HE HAS HIS SHADOW AND CAN TELEPORT LIKE A PRO.

i miss owning dat game now
#4482 to #4481 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Tosh would take me, his jokes are just as awful.
AND THEN DIE LIKE A BITCH IN THE NEWER ONE.
To the pawn shop then, ***** .
#4483 to #4482 - deadninja ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
If yu do then i every right to call yu a fag and a raging homo.   
HE DIED WITH HONOR!   
 tfw no moneyz
If yu do then i every right to call yu a fag and a raging homo.
HE DIED WITH HONOR!

tfw no moneyz
#4340 to #4338 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
Do not interrupt me and capt
Do not interrupt me and capt
#4341 to #4340 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
I didnt know it was private boyfriend and manwhore time with u two.
I didnt know it was private boyfriend and manwhore time with u two.
#4342 to #4341 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
You'll know for next time.
You'll know for next time.
#4345 to #4342 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Its so rare 2 see true love with a manwhore and his boyfriend.
Its 2adorable.
Be rough and mean to capt while i film every disturbing thing yu two do.
#4356 to #4352 - deadninja ONLINE (10/06/2013) [-]
Be dat way!
ill just go to my corner now.
#4452 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Fukken Deadpool ** It's okay to have rustled jimmies.
#4453 to #4452 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at ... ** I do not agree
#4454 to #4453 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**						******************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #67185 at Brony board ** Roll Gods grant me more rustles.
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #67185 at Brony board ** Roll Gods grant me more rustles.
#4456 to #4454 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Whenever I try to draw **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Whenever I try to draw **
#4458 to #4457 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6116311 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
#4459 to #4458 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #3998234 at Friendly ** I knew Roblox was lagging my internet.
#4460 to #4459 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4020493 at Friendly ** So no more Roblox?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4020493 at Friendly ** So no more Roblox?
#4461 to #4460 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #4391633 at Click an item and pick it up ** Trying to get on but the ****** is stuck on first screen.
#4462 to #4461 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Twerk Team **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Twerk Team **
#4463 to #4462 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #3923373 at Friendly ** Insert obvious joke
#4464 to #4463 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Problem? **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Problem? **
#4466 to #4465 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #117533 at Brony board **
#4468 to #4467 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4027716 at Friendly ** ROLL GODS GIVE ME SOMETHING MORE STUPID THAN CAPT!
#4432 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at Oh Joy! ** Yea well... Ponies/anime/nuts.
#4433 to #4432 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at The Dark Brotherhood ** Oh I do?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at The Dark Brotherhood ** Oh I do?
#4434 to #4433 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #309 at English ** Roll Gods be mocking me.
#4435 to #4434 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at There's always a bigger fish ** 'MURICA
#4436 to #4435 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #508 at Sam from Supernatural ** 'Murica is not a Monarchy? HERSEY
#4437 to #4436 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at At The Doctors' Today... ** HERSEY KISSES?!
#4439 to #4438 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at 00:35 and Rainy as Fuck Here In Ireland. ** You sure? I think you are developing an anime ****** .
#4440 to #4439 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Meanwhile at FBI-Cyberdepartment... ** That would be you. :3
#4441 to #4440 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at noo ** SEE? YOU DO HAVE AN ANIME 						******					!!
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at noo ** SEE? YOU DO HAVE AN ANIME ****** !!
#4442 to #4441 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at PM me :) ** I'll slap yo bitch ***** ass.
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#4445 to #4444 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4419313 at Click an item and pick it up ** YO ***** LIKE ************ ********* ON YO FACE ***** ?
#4446 to #4445 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #132 at I'll listen ** No time to roll Admins game, ***** .
#4447 to #4446 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #778300 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You are messing with me.
#4448 to #4447 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**						******************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Can your God do this? ** Maybe the Roll Gods know the answer to why it smells good.
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Can your God do this? ** Maybe the Roll Gods know the answer to why it smells good.
#4449 to #4448 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Africa-Art ** You really think so huh?
#4450 to #4449 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Limits ** Yes.
#4451 to #4450 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6128770 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** screw you.
#4412 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at Genetics at work ** Oh Roll Gods, please send me something stupid as hell.
#4413 to #4412 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Hell eventually swallowed it back up ** Seems like you got what you wanted. ROLL GODS GIVE ME STRENTGH
#4414 to #4413 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Waffle NOT falling over. ** Give me something to slap my nuts
#4415 to #4414 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #378 at It goes both ways ** The gods do not accept you.
#4416 to #4415 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Look at that..Web ** MAKE TEA FOR THE GODS.
#4417 to #4416 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Would you like freshly ground sprinkles? ** The roll gods are going to love me for this..
#4418 to #4417 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Feminism ** Nobody wants to catch you, you filthy pokemon
#4419 to #4418 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Abandoned places comp. 2 ** You like raping feminism?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at Abandoned places comp. 2 ** You like raping feminism?
#4420 to #4419 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #119241 at Brony board ** But what if I told you feminism was raping rape?
#4421 to #4420 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Bill Clinton is best Clinton ** Have you been reading the Da Vinci Code? Why are you looking at Mona Lisa ***** ? You are a feminist how dare u
#4422 to #4421 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Snow Cooler ** No. Not really. And No.
#4423 to #4422 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at titel ** are you sure?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at titel ** are you sure?
#4424 to #4423 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at 90s Kid Advantages ** SHOW HIM THE ANSWER, ROLL GODS.
#4425 to #4424 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3853203 at Friendly ** I DO NOT FEAR THE ROLL GODS
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3853203 at Friendly ** I DO NOT FEAR THE ROLL GODS
#4426 to #4425 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #130870 at Brony board ** get your gay dust out of here lel
#4427 to #4426 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3944742 at Friendly ** no u *sips tea*
#4428 to #4427 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Just a prespective ** Secret Irishmen!
#4429 to #4428 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Jason Newsted ** I am not Irish?
#4430 to #4429 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at why ** Or you look like a Portlandian.
#4431 to #4430 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Impractical Haircut. ** You look like a hippie from the city.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Impractical Haircut. ** You look like a hippie from the city.
#4393 to #4392 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at 458 **
#4396 to #4395 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #4367149 at Click an item and pick it up ** If ponies, I slap my own nuts.
#4397 to #4396 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6101245 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** If anime, I'll quit.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6101245 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** If anime, I'll quit.
#4399 to #4398 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at My Parents Summed Up ** If ponies, I'll make you slap your nuts.
#4400 to #4399 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #93001 at Social Board ** If nuts, I slap my pony.
#4401 to #4400 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at GO GO SATAN ** If nuts, I'll slap my anime
#4403 to #4402 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #213210 at Shin Anime Social Board **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #213210 at Shin Anime Social Board **
#4404 to #4403 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #282 at DESUDESUDESU ** haha u r keep rolling anime poor
#4405 to #4404 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at I just love this gif. ** I'm saying it's anime
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at I just love this gif. ** I'm saying it's anime
#4406 to #4405 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Nice graphics ** I'm saying it's ponies.
#4407 to #4406 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #198 at That works. ** I'm saying it's nuts
#4408 to #4407 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Classic insults ** I'm saying it's Fus Ro Dadabamashamalamadingdong
#4409 to #4408 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Godzilla ** I'm saying it's Brother
#4410 to #4409 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at Spirit Animal ** I'm saying it's Giant Lizards
#4411 to #4410 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4430105 at Click an item and pick it up ** I am so not expecting anime.
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #482963 at Ponyville **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #482963 at Ponyville **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at morbid bullshit and dirt **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at so silllly **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3938551 at Friendly **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Dickbutt ahead **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Dickbutt ahead **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Gangsta **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #222238 at Shin Anime Social Board **
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User avatar #4334 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Conquered land map, I see.
#4339 to #4336 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #60595 at Brony board **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at Stealth-Fap **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #204968 at Shin Anime Social Board **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Kids these days.. **
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at The Businessman Colouring Book! **
#4363 to #4362 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Hitler having a baby **
User avatar #4370 to #4369 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Internet needs rebooted
#4371 to #4370 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4027090 at Friendly **
User avatar #4306 - funkydiscomaggot (09/29/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 44**
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 031,168,098**
#4314 to #4313 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
**						******************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #52686 at Brony board ** GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD, DANG IT.
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #52686 at Brony board ** GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD, DANG IT.
#4315 to #4314 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at It's not a lie ** Quit your bitching.
#4316 to #4315 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Find the Snake (See Desc) ** How dare you insult me like this?
#4322 to #4321 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at SPOILERS: Hank's last words ** AHA! DARK SOULS.
#4323 to #4322 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
**						******************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at no. No. NO. **
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at no. No. NO. **
#4324 to #4323 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
**						******************					 rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Nomerica ** Dang it, Jontron.
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Nomerica ** Dang it, Jontron.
User avatar #4326 to #4324 - jontron (09/30/2013) [-]
sarry
#4330 to #4326 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
I apologize for my rudeness.
I apologize for my rudeness.
#4331 to #4330 - jontron (09/30/2013) [-]
its alright   
just dont do it again   
or ill skin you
its alright
just dont do it again
or ill skin you
User avatar #4310 to #4309 - captainspankmonkey (09/30/2013) [-]
** ****************** rolls 013** Did not see this reply till now.
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#4294 - funkydiscomaggot (09/27/2013) [-]
Monkey, the time has come to launch an invasion on the gayland of Fabulous.
Monkey, the time has come to launch an invasion on the gayland of Fabulous.
#4295 to #4294 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
But what if they have more troops then you?
Possible +20 moral with all those gay ass generals.
#4296 to #4295 - funkydiscomaggot (09/27/2013) [-]
Perhaps. but still, we can try. right?
#4297 to #4296 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
As long as we bring in preachers or Catholics in general, we will be fine.
Maybe.
#4299 to #4298 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
Or we combine it.
Or we combine it.
#4300 to #4299 - funkydiscomaggot (09/27/2013) [-]
OH NO, THEIR GENERAL OP HAS LEAD THEM TO OUR HIDE OUT, SLAY THEM ALL  or you can tell them your gay and actually your your bisexual-ness for once,
OH NO, THEIR GENERAL OP HAS LEAD THEM TO OUR HIDE OUT, SLAY THEM ALL or you can tell them your gay and actually your your bisexual-ness for once,
#4301 to #4300 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
Trains, 						*****					.   
 What do I look like? Star? Gayness comes AFTER war.
Trains, ***** .
What do I look like? Star? Gayness comes AFTER war.
#4302 to #4301 - funkydiscomaggot (09/27/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, you do.
Well, yeah, you do.
#4303 to #4302 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
Yea, well...   
Oh look, a bush.
Yea, well...
Oh look, a bush.
#4305 to #4304 - captainspankmonkey (09/27/2013) [-]
Got a comment with 50 + thumbs.
Woo.
#4287 to #4286 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
What if I told you.. Greece was an 'Murican colony in 1798-18................ forever?
#4288 to #4287 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Watch out for rebellions.
Watch out for rebellions.
#4290 to #4288 - funkydiscomaggot (09/24/2013) [-]
No rebellions, they pretty much control themselves, I just get 50% of their taxes,
No rebellions, they pretty much control themselves, I just get 50% of their taxes,
#4291 to #4290 - captainspankmonkey (09/24/2013) [-]
Hue, so what you got left to conquer?
Hue, so what you got left to conquer?
#4293 to #4291 - funkydiscomaggot (09/25/2013) [-]
Only about 20 more factions, except Spain is my only ally.
Only about 20 more factions, except Spain is my only ally.
#4273 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
you there
you there
#4275 to #4274 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
What does that mean? On NSFW?
What does that mean? On NSFW?
#4276 to #4275 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
No, been cleaning up my place and occasionally looking at front page posts.
No, been cleaning up my place and occasionally looking at front page posts.
#4277 to #4276 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
Are you cleaning up after your brother? It's starting to create a smell? So Russia declared war on Denmark and Denmark was my protectorate, so I had to side with Denmark, and then I've been at war with Russia for more than 10 years.
#4279 to #4277 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
No, I ain't going near his 						****					. He can clean that up himself.   
Prepare your anus, boy. Russia will probably be a bitch.   
Oh wait, uber empire and money cheat.
No, I ain't going near his **** . He can clean that up himself.
Prepare your anus, boy. Russia will probably be a bitch.
Oh wait, uber empire and money cheat.
#4280 to #4279 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
No, Russia is still a bitch.
I also made France rebel against itself, and crumbled it's empire.
#4281 to #4280 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
FEEL THE MOTHERLANDS POWER, BITCH.

You sound like a politician. Making people fight eachother and getting money off of it.
#4282 to #4281 - funkydiscomaggot (09/23/2013) [-]
I don't remember any money involved, just French revolution, simple as that, I also conquer Morocco
I don't remember any money involved, just French revolution, simple as that, I also conquer Morocco
#4283 to #4282 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't try and get profit from a revolution?
Who wouldn't try and get profit from a revolution?
User avatar #4220 - funkydiscomaggot (09/21/2013) [-]
I thought this was funny, I am horrible BUZZ LOOK A PLANE!
#4262 to #4261 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW Iceland is the capital of my European provinces..
#4263 to #4262 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Prepare for invasion.
Prepare for invasion.
#4264 to #4263 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Holy shiz, Russia is having a bunch of problems with revolutions, I had to send a couple of armies to help him so he doesn't collapse over himself. And Spain turned into a Republic from an Absolute Monarchy.   
 -Russia when he get huge, then fell into water, eventually helped by the highly respected version of the United States
Holy shiz, Russia is having a bunch of problems with revolutions, I had to send a couple of armies to help him so he doesn't collapse over himself. And Spain turned into a Republic from an Absolute Monarchy.
-Russia when he get huge, then fell into water, eventually helped by the highly respected version of the United States
#4265 to #4264 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Vladimir Lenin is going back in time to revolutionize Russia? Dang commies and their time travel devices.
Vladimir Lenin is going back in time to revolutionize Russia? Dang commies and their time travel devices.

#4266 to #4265 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, what the hell? Also I noticed you used my "I CAN SMELL YOU 						******					" dog picture with Jesse.
Yeah, what the hell? Also I noticed you used my "I CAN SMELL YOU ****** " dog picture with Jesse.
#4267 to #4266 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, it is useful.
#4268 to #4267 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
**** YESSS!!!!!!!, I can now use "US Marine" units Colonial style . The US is now going to be ******* unstoppable on both land and sea, BECAUSE WE HAVE AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF MONEY
#4270 to #4268 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
< Everyone:  Time to move to Australia.
< Everyone: Time to move to Australia.

#4271 to #4270 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
I made more allies, Denmark, Norway, and I think that's it.   
&lt;When I hit the French coast with 3 armies, and they have about 20 more armies than I do...
I made more allies, Denmark, Norway, and I think that's it.
<When I hit the French coast with 3 armies, and they have about 20 more armies than I do...
#4241 to #4220 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Norway and war is like fish in the sea. When aren't they having a war before WW2?   
   
Bring back some 						******					, 						*****					.
Norway and war is like fish in the sea. When aren't they having a war before WW2?

Bring back some ****** , ***** .
#4244 to #4243 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Namco Bandai posted a Facebook post a month or two ago with this gif. saying something like &quot;Everyone has done this once.&quot;
Namco Bandai posted a Facebook post a month or two ago with this gif. saying something like "Everyone has done this once."
#4245 to #4244 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
It's funny because it's true.
It's funny because it's true.
#4256 to #4255 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
HUE, there is no programmed India trading company for the US so rather than having a name for your company line infantry, it's just called &quot;Company Line Infantry&quot;. and for people like Dutch, it says V.O.C. I don't remember the Dutch translation for it.
HUE, there is no programmed India trading company for the US so rather than having a name for your company line infantry, it's just called "Company Line Infantry". and for people like Dutch, it says V.O.C. I don't remember the Dutch translation for it.
#4257 to #4256 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
"Nobody who plays the USA will never go to India, they will just go over to Europe and **** everything over."

V.O.C. - Vereenigde Oost-Indische Compagnie
#4258 to #4257 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Europe's feels when I capture the southern coast of India.
Europe's feels when I capture the southern coast of India.
#4259 to #4258 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
&lt;- Europe's reaction if you take over more land.
<- Europe's reaction if you take over more land.
#4260 to #4259 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
-The British when they get confused about 'Muricans in India.
-The British when they get confused about 'Muricans in India.
#4221 to #4220 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
< Everyone besides Americans.
#4222 to #4221 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, didn't you laugh? i know you did.
Well, didn't you laugh? i know you did.
#4223 to #4222 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Barely.
That joke is sooooooooooooooooooo yesterday.
As proven by Obi-wan, Fresh Prince, Aladdin, 4Chan, and dead people.
#4224 to #4223 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Do we know what pleases ya'?
#4225 to #4224 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Erect dinosaurs.
Erect dinosaurs.
#4227 to #4226 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it does. Now that I think about it, that was my old profile picture, no not the bitch part.

Except the Bitch part, I don't understand the reason for it.
#4228 to #4227 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Ouchi Clan? sounds like OUCHIE, like some 13 year old on drugs.
#4229 to #4228 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
No, nobody likes Imperial 						*******					.  You raise a valid point, considering they got their ass taken over.
No, nobody likes Imperial ******* . You raise a valid point, considering they got their ass taken over.
#4230 to #4229 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Did the Imagawa clan invent the comb? if so i need sauce
#4231 to #4230 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
No, but they probably would have gotten richer if they could. Then they would have hired more people to help fight against Oda and defeat them instead of losing against a smaller number of enemies.
#4233 to #4232 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
MFW when I find the real historical borders and look at this map.
MFW when I find the real historical borders and look at this map.
#4234 to #4233 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
That's not a map.. This is.
#4235 to #4234 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Just because it's a mod doesn't mean it isn't a 						*******					 map.    
I can draw borders connecting to a fantasy land and make it colorful.   
Tis still would be considered a map.
Just because it's a mod doesn't mean it isn't a ******* map.
I can draw borders connecting to a fantasy land and make it colorful.
Tis still would be considered a map.
#4236 to #4235 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, I screwed up in ETW, Due to declaring war on &quot;Italian States&quot; minor faction, my allies France and Genoa sided with THEM, So my friends now are Russia and Spain. 3 way alliance ftw. The Russians and I defeated Prussia, I am trying to make Norway hunt my army in a VERY valuable farm, same with Ireland, they rebelled and made their own faction.   Sorry for the long paragraph. But with taxes all the way low, I am making 12,000 gold coins a turn. So basically, I just turned into a uber unstoppable empire under a Constitutional Monarchy.
Well, I screwed up in ETW, Due to declaring war on "Italian States" minor faction, my allies France and Genoa sided with THEM, So my friends now are Russia and Spain. 3 way alliance ftw. The Russians and I defeated Prussia, I am trying to make Norway hunt my army in a VERY valuable farm, same with Ireland, they rebelled and made their own faction. Sorry for the long paragraph. But with taxes all the way low, I am making 12,000 gold coins a turn. So basically, I just turned into a uber unstoppable empire under a Constitutional Monarchy.
#4237 to #4236 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I really don't care if you write a long paragraph or not.
So wait, how many territories you got left to conquer? I'd assume now that you are powerful as **** , you'd end that game quick.
#4238 to #4237 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Was that blank when you first got it? Also, so far my distractions for Norway and Ireland aren't working, maybe they are scared of my huge armies. Also, search ETW Alternate Flags and look at the United States' royal flag, looks very cool, one of the reasons I rebelled against my own nation. (Yep you can do that). Britain was happy since we had something in common for once, but still mad for &quot;Historical Grievances&quot;, by that they mean a 4 year war over New France. I made a gigantic army back in the states, then hired a badass navy to send them to Europe. I might buy Mexico from Spain for the hell of it. And the game said I won, I just need to hit 1850, so might as well get as much from the campaign as I can. I may take Ireland and Norway just to make them rebel again. Austria's feel when Prussia loses one battle.
Was that blank when you first got it? Also, so far my distractions for Norway and Ireland aren't working, maybe they are scared of my huge armies. Also, search ETW Alternate Flags and look at the United States' royal flag, looks very cool, one of the reasons I rebelled against my own nation. (Yep you can do that). Britain was happy since we had something in common for once, but still mad for "Historical Grievances", by that they mean a 4 year war over New France. I made a gigantic army back in the states, then hired a badass navy to send them to Europe. I might buy Mexico from Spain for the hell of it. And the game said I won, I just need to hit 1850, so might as well get as much from the campaign as I can. I may take Ireland and Norway just to make them rebel again. Austria's feel when Prussia loses one battle.
#4239 to #4238 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Somewhat. It's an old picture, the joke being that PC and Mac are beating up what I think is some other brand, forgot what it was though.
That is a very cool flag, wonder what would happen if you show it to a American ************** person.
Britain getting mad over New France? wut. They be mad over that and not because of the ******* Colonies?
I wonder if Spain will still act mentally challenged in trading.
#4240 to #4239 - funkydiscomaggot (09/22/2013) [-]
Well, Ireland worked, I destroyed their military, so I pretty much forced them to become a protectorate, so that worked well, hell's gone loose in Norway, there war wars ALL OVER with used up armies and artillery, And I am thinking of taking over some of India.
Well, Ireland worked, I destroyed their military, so I pretty much forced them to become a protectorate, so that worked well, hell's gone loose in Norway, there war wars ALL OVER with used up armies and artillery, And I am thinking of taking over some of India.
#4195 to #4194 - funkydiscomaggot (09/21/2013) [-]
I remember your ****** on Swedish cars.
#4176 - deadninja ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Todays the day yu cri diz time and not me capt.
#4204 to #4176 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Your lack of gasoline disturbs me.

True dat, but atleast it ISNT Hate.
#4205 to #4204 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I lack moneyz 2 buy gasoline.

But what if changed his ways and became Obama only to lie to everyone and doom us all...
#4206 to #4205 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Steal it.

Atleast I know we will know why.
#4208 to #4206 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
But i promised to not steal anymore.

I refuse to let diz country be run by an angry boy dat is in denial of calling me his friend.
#4209 to #4208 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Hire someone.   
   
You mad because you ain't the VP, Jesse?
Hire someone.

You mad because you ain't the VP, Jesse?
#4210 to #4209 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
No money to hire someone.

All i wanted was VP and a VP hat but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,
hate keeps telling me dat im just i dont exist and just a bad dream.
#4211 to #4210 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Force your family, cousins, or friends to get you it.   
   
Maybe if you tried becoming sociopathic like him, maybe he would let you exist.
Force your family, cousins, or friends to get you it.

Maybe if you tried becoming sociopathic like him, maybe he would let you exist.
#4212 to #4211 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
They all lazy bastards though.

So if i tell him dat we should kill all the sand ******* , will dat make him talk to me?
#4217 to #4212 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Then one yourself and tell him to do it.

Yes, then talk about philosophy.
#4218 to #4217 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
But he never listens to me.

Me thinks ill stick to sociopathic chta with my friend luppi,
isnt philosophy dat "2deep4me" stuff?
#4269 to #4218 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
Hire someone who works in the hospital that hates their job.   
   
Basically a set of beliefs/idea's put together to show everyone how 						*******					 intelligent you are.   
Example: Hates Philosophy is burning 						****					, getting bitches, burning 						****					, and drinking/smoking/eat stuff the law does not approve of.
Hire someone who works in the hospital that hates their job.

Basically a set of beliefs/idea's put together to show everyone how ******* intelligent you are.
Example: Hates Philosophy is burning **** , getting bitches, burning **** , and drinking/smoking/eat stuff the law does not approve of.
#4272 to #4269 - deadninja ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
So janitors then.

Ohhhhh....so bascially what i do 90% of the time.
But dat stuff is illegal and bad capt. Hate is a good chirstian.
#4278 to #4272 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Exactly.   
   
Minus the intelligent part. Granted, now that I think about it a bunch of Philosophies are complete bullcrap.   
 We talking alternate universe Hate?
Exactly.

Minus the intelligent part. Granted, now that I think about it a bunch of Philosophies are complete bullcrap.
We talking alternate universe Hate?
#4284 to #4278 - deadninja ONLINE (09/23/2013) [-]
Well i used to be so they will listen to me.

Because none of them follow my logic is the reason why capt.

Deep down there is a child in hate's soul dat just wants to be hugged and read the bible all dya long.
#4289 to #4284 - captainspankmonkey (09/23/2013) [-]
Right after you burn them down.

So all those older philosophies that were created when you were still in your dads gonad has to go by your uncreated logic? OKEY.
I think he strangled that child with a chain then ate his intestines.

#4292 to #4289 - deadninja ONLINE (09/24/2013) [-]
Yu know me too well capt.

They cept using a madeup language so that makes them uncreated logic.
But dat child knows where Hate's favorite toy is hidden, without it Hate is powerless.
#4177 to #4176 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
What? Did I missing something?
What? Did I missing something?
#4178 to #4177 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
All of those years of bullying mah feelings will come to a stop now capt.
Prepare 2 cri.
#4180 to #4179 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
NO
Ur suppose to be frighten and not make me cri!
ur doing it wrong capt.
#4182 to #4181 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Enjoy paying for my funeral capt
;___________;
#4183 to #4182 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
K.   
I'll just magically teleport to the South East, why don't I?
K.
I'll just magically teleport to the South East, why don't I?
#4184 to #4183 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Because yu cant escape my stupidity.
#4185 to #4184 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
But what if I am not on FJ or wherever you are? I have escaped.
But what if I am not on FJ or wherever you are? I have escaped.
#4186 to #4185 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
Then i would label you "bit #2" and wait we do already so i can make yu cri.
And i have mastered the art of waiting from my friend luppi so HA!
#4187 to #4186 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
&lt; - Me thinking of how long it took you to learn patience.   
Do you ever put skill points in the right places, 						*****					?
< - Me thinking of how long it took you to learn patience.
Do you ever put skill points in the right places, ***** ?
#4188 to #4187 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
2 years, and lots of waiting for hours and all nighters, i iz master, be jelly capt.
No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking.
#4189 to #4188 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2013) [-]
Took me 1 minute.   
&gt; &quot;No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking.&quot;   
&gt; &quot;like melee and lockpicking&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee and lockpicking&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee&quot;   
&gt; &quot;melee&quot;   
&gt; &quot;MELEE   
I did not know you did comedy, Jesse.
Took me 1 minute.
> "No, i always put it in the right plces, like melee and lockpicking."
> "like melee and lockpicking"
> "melee and lockpicking"
> "melee"
> "melee"
> "MELEE
I did not know you did comedy, Jesse.

#4190 to #4189 - deadninja ONLINE (09/20/2013) [-]
But yu cheated though.
If its wrong for a man to be a pro killer at close range than i dont wanna be right.
'I am ****** of everyone in fallout 3, Fear me capt.
#4192 to #4190 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
No it's called learning at birth, get good 						******					.   
You are no match for the Rad scorpion, Cazadar, Deathclaw hybrid, Jesse.
No it's called learning at birth, get good ****** .
You are no match for the Rad scorpion, Cazadar, Deathclaw hybrid, Jesse.
#4193 to #4192 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
Jokes on yu i was dropped on my head as infant so learning was not allowed for me.

Oh plz, i bear went fists on deathclaws and became their leader after 15 mins.
Though through democracy and two wars they decided to elect Obama as their new leader....those poor souls.
#4196 to #4193 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
&gt;Being not dropped on the head is bad.   
K.   
   
Impossible, we all know Deathclaws don't allow no esse's into their crib, yo.
>Being not dropped on the head is bad.
K.

Impossible, we all know Deathclaws don't allow no esse's into their crib, yo.
#4197 to #4196 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
But doctors said dat i would be retarded, Jokes on them now.

Hence why i forced them to make me their leader,
Though i dont understand why they would replace me for a Obama though.
#4200 to #4197 - captainspankmonkey (09/21/2013) [-]
Burn the hospital.

Because he has better policies then you.
#4201 to #4200 - deadninja ONLINE (09/21/2013) [-]
I lack gasoline though.

But hes like a white Hate, nothing good can come from dat.
#4167 to #4165 - funkydiscomaggot (09/16/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Scandinavia
#4168 to #4167 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2013) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
#4142 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Today...or tomorrow...or whenever you get online will be the day you finally accept me as an intellgent being with ideals dat you wished you had capt.
#4144 to #4143 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
But i can read and write and look smarter than the average bear capt,
you can't improve on that./
#4145 to #4144 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
So you are trying to tell me that you 						****					 in the woods and eat raw meat, then go back to your cave and scare the piss out of hippies/campers?
So you are trying to tell me that you **** in the woods and eat raw meat, then go back to your cave and scare the piss out of hippies/campers?
#4146 to #4145 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
It's a hole not a cave. Caves are spooky and have bats.
If yu put it dat way it seems easy but it's alot harder than it looks capt.
#4147 to #4146 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Afraid of local rednecks and Chuck Testa, Jesse?
#4148 to #4147 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
No because rednecks have one weakness.....rap music. Play it at night and they will scurry away like roaches of the night. I forget who dat other guy is.
#4149 to #4148 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
What if there was black rednecks, like over here?

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#4150 to #4149 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I play real country music to make them confused and question their lives long enough for me to set a bomb trap for them.

Ohhhh, i forgot dat he was a deer.
#4151 to #4150 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
And if it was Hate who found your ass and came to kill you?   
   
NOPE, old white guy taxidermist.
And if it was Hate who found your ass and came to kill you?

NOPE, old white guy taxidermist.
#4152 to #4151 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh plz, hate would first have to invite himself to see my presence before he wishes to see me. He knows whose in charge here.

But deer, and its horns.
#4153 to #4152 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Yea, he totally wouldn't grab a knife and open your chest, then strangle you with your own organs.   
   
You may think that deer was real, but it was fake.    
Don't 						****					 with Chuck (Testa).
Yea, he totally wouldn't grab a knife and open your chest, then strangle you with your own organs.

You may think that deer was real, but it was fake.
Don't **** with Chuck (Testa).
#4154 to #4153 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
Dats just Hate's way of saying hello capt.

But its eyes speak of the times of the meadow and when Bambi was just a baby deer running around thinking everything is a bird.

But dats forbiden love capt.
#4155 to #4154 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
I forgot he speaks to corpses.

Now it's ******* dead.

I **** what I want, Jesse. Even a desk.
#4156 to #4155 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I bet he pokes them with sticks too like the curious child he is.

But Bambi's mom died for our sins.

But spliters capt.
#4157 to #4156 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Sometimes I wished he did not delete that old photo of himself he had on his profile.   
   
But I want my sins.   
   
Did I 						*******					 stutter?
Sometimes I wished he did not delete that old photo of himself he had on his profile.

But I want my sins.

Did I ******* stutter?
#4158 to #4157 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I think i saw it before, he looked like a bad person.    
   
Dats not what jeezus would want from yu capt.    
   
Yes, yiu have  stuttering problem.
I think i saw it before, he looked like a bad person.

Dats not what jeezus would want from yu capt.

Yes, yiu have stuttering problem.
#4159 to #4158 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
Or that one douche who takes your underwear when you are not looking.

Yea, and I don't think he wanted the Romans to nail him on the cross either.

Atleast I can spell.
#4160 to #4159 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I bet he stole yours too capt,
and the twist part about that is,

you let him steal your underwear.

Nonsense he wanted to be nailed on there to prove a point and that point was to show that people can respawn when they die.

Yeh well...fuk spelling and the 4th grade spelling bee ;_;
#4161 to #4160 - captainspankmonkey (09/07/2013) [-]
What a cool story twist, bro.

I guess Jesus was into FPS games.

Silly Jesse, the only way to win a spelling bee is to poison the mic.
Why? Don't question it.
#4163 to #4161 - funkydiscomaggot (09/12/2013) [-]
Jesus didn't make CoD, Mehammed did.
#4162 to #4161 - deadninja ONLINE (09/07/2013) [-]
I should be a director and make such good films like Avatar.

CoD spelled backs is Dog and jesus loved dosg therefore jesus made CoD.

But i ran out of poison after the jog-a-thon, Sure a few dozen kids where sent to the ER but at least my class won dat pizza party for winning dat.
#4133 to #4132 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Possibly relevant.
#4135 to #4134 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Volvo's are Swedish luxury cars
#4136 to #4135 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2013) [-]
But does it contain Swedish chicks?
#4137 to #4136 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, if you want.
Well, if you want.
#4139 to #4138 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
... I was so close to being caught on NSFW by parents, luckily I was smart and turned off the mac and found the rechargable batteries!
... I was so close to being caught on NSFW by parents, luckily I was smart and turned off the mac and found the rechargable batteries!
#4140 to #4139 - captainspankmonkey (08/29/2013) [-]
Tis why you do it when everyone is asleep or gone and pre-plan the situation.
#4141 to #4140 - funkydiscomaggot (08/29/2013) [-]
Well, my mom usually wakes at 3 your time. And my older sister is at work, so I was surprised I didn't get caught.
Well, my mom usually wakes at 3 your time. And my older sister is at work, so I was surprised I didn't get caught.
#4114 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
Let's make a thread so I can use more of my gifs!
Let's make a thread so I can use more of my gifs!
#4116 to #4115 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
mfw around cats.
mfw around cats.
#4117 to #4116 - captainspankmonkey (08/27/2013) [-]
< What all cats are.
#4118 to #4117 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
All we need to do is... PARTY HARD
All we need to do is... PARTY HARD
#4120 to #4119 - funkydiscomaggot (08/27/2013) [-]
Where was this scene played in Star Wars?   
 i mean, I've seen all 6 movies, this looks like a Jak 2 moment..
Where was this scene played in Star Wars?
i mean, I've seen all 6 movies, this looks like a Jak 2 moment..
#4098 to #4097 - captainspankmonkey (08/26/2013) [-]
ẖ̸̯̭͔̲͢ę̸̥c̸̡̪͈͈̘͎̥͝o̡̡͈̘͡ ͈̣̮̭m͢҉̗̱̦̘̪̠͈E̲̠͎̠̠̣̠ S̴̗̯͔̟͔͕̕ ̯̣̘̪̲̮̀͢͡h̵̸̜̮̪͖̭̘e̷̟̟̥̟̤̮͘͢ç ̷̠̗̪̟̤͖̯̟͢o͔̮̯̣̤͎̲͎̕m ҉̷̹̥̘̠͖̀ȩ̵͈̟̜͞ş̲̦̥̮̯̦͖͝͞ ̯̦̘͔ ̷̢̭ḫ̢̢e͖̭͎̥̱̦̯͔̲̣C̸͕̟̦͞ ̟̜͈Ò͎̟̱̪M̵̸̵̧͎̜̗̪e̷̠̹̘͖͡ ̭̜̥͖s̨̗̜̠͔͕͕̗̗͈̟͝͝͞ ̧̦̜̱͘͞H̪͖̜̜̗̹Ȩ̡̤͈̀͝ ̸̵̵̟C̴̸̗̭̘̟̦̜͝͞O̸̷͎͈̟͝M̵̱͔̀E̪͔̕͢ ͖̪̹͔̥̮̠͕̪S̱͔̥̀

ẖ̸̯̭͔̲͢ę̸̥c̸̡̪͈͈̘͎̥͝o̡̡͈̘͡ ͈̣̮̭m͢҉̗̱̦̘̪̠͈E̲̠͎̠̠̣̠ S̴̗̯͔̟͔͕̕ ̯̣̘̪̲̮̀͢͡h̵̸̜̮̪͖̭̘e̷̟̟̥̟̤̮͘͢ç ̷̠̗̪̟̤͖̯̟͢o͔̮̯̣̤͎̲͎̕m ҉̷̹̥̘̠͖̀ȩ̵͈̟̜͞ş̲̦̥̮̯̦͖͝͞ ̯̦̘͔ ̷̢̭ḫ̢̢e͖̭͎̥̱̦̯͔̲̣C̸͕̟̦͞ ̟̜͈Ò͎̟̱̪M̵̸̵̧͎̜̗̪e̷̠̹̘͖͡ ̭̜̥͖s̨̗̜̠͔͕͕̗̗͈̟͝͝͞ ̧̦̜̱͘͞H̪͖̜̜̗̹Ȩ̡̤͈̀͝ ̸̵̵̟C̴̸̗̭̘̟̦̜͝͞O̸̷͎͈̟͝M̵̱͔̀E̪͔̕͢ ͖̪̹͔̥̮̠͕̪S̱͔̥̀
#4077 to #4076 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
I never said that was my joke.
I never said that was my joke.
#4078 to #4077 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You &quot;let on&quot; it was.
You "let on" it was.
#4079 to #4078 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
100% sure I said otherwise.
Now stop being a gay Ken.
#4080 to #4079 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You deserve a slap.
You deserve a slap.
#4084 to #4083 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I care less about wolf pelts.
#4016 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
When I see you have an overpowered weapon in Dark Souls.
When I see you have an overpowered weapon in Dark Souls.
#4064 to #4063 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Last spiderman photo
#4065 to #4064 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Hue
I could have shown you the infamous spiderman thread.
But ol' Admin decided to delete it along with his other threads.
#4067 to #4066 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
I got bread crumbs, no need to be upset.
#4068 to #4067 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I do not approve of your shenanigans
I do not approve of your shenanigans
#4069 to #4068 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
You are just mad because I have a wiener.
You are just mad because I have a wiener.
#4070 to #4069 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Are you trying to offend me?
Are you trying to offend me?
#4071 to #4070 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
What gives you such idea's?
What gives you such idea's?
#4072 to #4071 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Because I have an arrow in the knee
Because I have an arrow in the knee
#4073 to #4072 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Two arrows?
WHO ARE THE LUCKY LADIES?
#4074 to #4073 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
that's secret **** your flowers.
I need to go to bed.
#4041 to #4016 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Let the fun begin.
Let the fun begin.
#4042 to #4041 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You get a reward!
You get a reward!
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#4044 to #4043 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I forgot I had this, another reward!
I forgot I had this, another reward!
#4045 to #4044 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Haven't seen that one in a long while.
#4046 to #4045 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You don't have an Xbox 360
You don't have an Xbox 360
#4047 to #4046 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
&gt;Refering to the gif
>Refering to the gif
#4048 to #4047 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Jeez, you need to calm down.   
 you're being an overemotional 						******					.
Jeez, you need to calm down.
you're being an overemotional ****** .
#4049 to #4048 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
gooby pls.
It's Spiderman time.
#4052 to #4051 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Let me build a Spiderman folder, I got 3 images.
#4019 to #4016 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
>When I see the Sunlight Blade.
#4020 to #4019 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
You always 						****					 your pants whenever you see it, I would think you are jealous,
You always **** your pants whenever you see it, I would think you are jealous,
#4021 to #4020 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
>Implying Jealousy
Fear is the word you are looking for. That **** is annoying as **** .
#4022 to #4021 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
It's not annoying, you don't have enough faith to use it.
It's not annoying, you don't have enough faith to use it.
#4023 to #4022 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Even if I had the faith, I would probably only use it for ganking or using it whenever you pull it out of your enlighted ass.
#4024 to #4023 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
All I could find in my folder.
All I could find in my folder.
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#4031 to #4030 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't either but it pleases Ezio Italian 						******					 Gay smile man this guy.
I don't either but it pleases Ezio Italian ****** Gay smile man this guy.
#4034 to #4032 - captainspankmonkey (08/25/2013) [-]
Why does he look like a serial rapist on drugs then?

#4035 to #4034 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
Because he's Italian,
Because he's Italian,
#4040 to #4039 - funkydiscomaggot (08/25/2013) [-]
I kind of like that idea.
I kind of like that idea.
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