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User avatar #5548 - hateandwhiskey (03/03/2015) [-]
get a ps4 you ****** loser
User avatar #5549 to #5548 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
no thnx m8
#5486 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
capt look bit is online
#5547 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Poor bastards don't get a break from death, it seems.
User avatar #5527 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
and fake words like snarely and tubular.
User avatar #5528 to #5527 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
u mean those arent reel words?
User avatar #5529 to #5528 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Only if you're a 16 year old skater who believes the 90's never ended.
User avatar #5530 to #5529 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
but im 19 ;-;
User avatar #5531 to #5530 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
well say goodbye to skater lingo, Jessie.
#5539 to #5538 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
What the hell are we doing now?
#5540 to #5539 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
questioning our life choices
questioning our life choices
#5541 to #5540 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I think I made good decisions.
I think I made good decisions.
#5542 to #5541 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I dont think killing dat tortoise when i was a kid was a good idea.
I dont think killing dat tortoise when i was a kid was a good idea.
#5543 to #5542 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I accidentally killed a cat when I was 6 because I was petting it too hard. der is one regret.
#5544 to #5543 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I once abused a wild snapping turtle to death with my cousin when we were kids   
we treated it like a slave and made it try to crawl out of a tire we found.    
We grabbed it by the tail and slammed it to the pavement
I once abused a wild snapping turtle to death with my cousin when we were kids
we treated it like a slave and made it try to crawl out of a tire we found.
We grabbed it by the tail and slammed it to the pavement
#5545 to #5544 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Jesus. I've done some horrible **** to insects but that poor tortoise.
#5546 to #5545 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Oh thse two werent related   
snapped turtle went kill   
but tortoise my uncle found him on the road while cars were driving by   
decided to pick him up and asked my dad wot to do with it   
we said fuk it and pushed it to our lake    
we never saw it resurface   
years later when  county were cleaning up the lake they found its skeleton...so yeah
Oh thse two werent related
snapped turtle went kill
but tortoise my uncle found him on the road while cars were driving by
decided to pick him up and asked my dad wot to do with it
we said fuk it and pushed it to our lake
we never saw it resurface
years later when county were cleaning up the lake they found its skeleton...so yeah
#5507 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Text based games where you can play as a quad breasted futa shark with 6 different species of dicks and being ****** by a minotaur while a ghost is inside your body watches the entire thing.

Moral of the story is to not extend your faps, it makes you think almost anything is hot.
#5508 to #5507 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i   
uh   
wot
i
uh
wot
#5509 to #5508 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
8/10
Can play as Asexual Adventure Mormon and than go to another save and play as Shemale Quad-Tit Pregnant Mega-Futa Shark Furry. Or use a normal save and play normally.
#5510 to #5509 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
capt   
who shows u these things
capt
who shows u these things
#5511 to #5510 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk comment section and extremely sexual friends outside of FJ.
In the case of CoC, one part of FJ likes it.
#5512 to #5511 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i like the rape option   
but all those weird things   
and it only being text   
making me have to read   
es so hard
i like the rape option
but all those weird things
and it only being text
making me have to read
es so hard
#5513 to #5512 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Well you can walk around, look at your stats, it uses old school RPG combat, you got multiple choices, and the only images you do see are mini sprits for enemies that only want to rape you/certain characters.    
Aside from that, it's reading rainbow time for adults.
Well you can walk around, look at your stats, it uses old school RPG combat, you got multiple choices, and the only images you do see are mini sprits for enemies that only want to rape you/certain characters.
Aside from that, it's reading rainbow time for adults.
#5514 to #5513 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
i miss reading rainbow
i miss reading rainbow
#5515 to #5514 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
BUTTERFLY IN THE SSSKKKKYYYYY, I CAN FLY TWICE AS HIGGGH! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAINBOWWW!
#5516 to #5515 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I CAN GO ANYWHERE
FRIENDS TO KNOW
AND WAYS TO GO GROW
READING RAINBOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
#5517 to #5516 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I CAN BE ANYTHING! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAAINNBBOOOWW!     
I think I had more memories of that intro than the actual show.
I CAN BE ANYTHING! TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK! READING RAAAINNBBOOOWW!
I think I had more memories of that intro than the actual show.
#5518 to #5517 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Dat intro makes me feel special.    
    
It was best intro ever   
plsu da black guy dat hosted it was kewl too.
Dat intro makes me feel special.

It was best intro ever
plsu da black guy dat hosted it was kewl too.
#5519 to #5518 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It made everyone feel special    
Damn straight.
It made everyone feel special
Damn straight.
#5520 to #5519 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Did u hear about it getting a reboot recently
Did u hear about it getting a reboot recently
User avatar #5521 to #5520 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Nope. When was this?
User avatar #5523 to #5522 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Well shiet, that's neato.
User avatar #5524 to #5523 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
still needs dat old intro tho
User avatar #5525 to #5524 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It needs that cheesy 90's style in order for it to be perfect.
User avatar #5526 to #5525 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
more radical and sunglasses
#5487 to #5486 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Damnet Jessie, you had my boner excited for a second.
#5488 to #5487 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
its been nearly 4 years and u still fall for dat   
ah dats classic
its been nearly 4 years and u still fall for dat
ah dats classic
#5489 to #5488 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I still wanna believe.
#5490 to #5489 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
He made me do cringy things man
i want to hurt him for dat
and to thank him expand my sicken mind
#5491 to #5490 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
And I want to thank him for giving me he idea to **** with you whenever possible.
All I remember is that he had a thing for Gwen from Ben 10. And didn't like Simpsons porn. Otherwise, he seemed fine in the fap department to me.
#5492 to #5491 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
U mean dat son of a bitch told u to do dat   
ill kill him!   
   
But capt Gwen is loli   
dat means u fapped to loli   
u gonna go to loli jail for dat.
U mean dat son of a bitch told u to do dat
ill kill him!

But capt Gwen is loli
dat means u fapped to loli
u gonna go to loli jail for dat.
#5493 to #5492 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It was glorious, I found out the wonders of mockery and all of its misery. It was goddamn majestic.   
   
Who said I fapped to her? He did at the time.   
Totally not me at that time.   
No, no... Not at all.
It was glorious, I found out the wonders of mockery and all of its misery. It was goddamn majestic.

Who said I fapped to her? He did at the time.
Totally not me at that time.
No, no... Not at all.
#5494 to #5493 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I h8 all of u now so much.   
   
Capt fapping to little animated girls   
congrats on reaching dat low capt   
now ur one of us
I h8 all of u now so much.

Capt fapping to little animated girls
congrats on reaching dat low capt
now ur one of us
#5495 to #5494 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
wii love u 2 bae

I fap to what I want, damn it.
I've been that low since I was 11. Thanks Obama Newgrounds.

#5496 to #5495 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
U so ghey .

Pfttt 11
try 8 years old m8.
Thx dad for forgetting to switch out of the playboy channel
#5497 to #5496 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Bitch, I'm fabulous.   
   
I too saw porn on the telly. I didn't understand it at all till I turned 11.   
But I did learn that blacks in porn have long dongs.
Bitch, I'm fabulous.

I too saw porn on the telly. I didn't understand it at all till I turned 11.
But I did learn that blacks in porn have long dongs.
#5498 to #5497 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
I learned from when i was 8 that lesbians at picnic dat were siccoring each other was hot and made fireman get harder,
said ****** and thought rubbing it would make it go away like some stain
....it made another stain instead.
#5499 to #5498 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
I recall watching a flash animation that had a link at the end of it in which it took me to a site full of pictures of cartoon characters doing 			****		 with pickles.    
 My little Johnson was intrigued, but I didn't know how to  rub it, so I started punching the side of it to make it go away. Long story short, it didn't work.    
Today's sexual stories are brought to you by two schmucks with a lot of spare time.
I recall watching a flash animation that had a link at the end of it in which it took me to a site full of pictures of cartoon characters doing **** with pickles.
My little Johnson was intrigued, but I didn't know how to rub it, so I started punching the side of it to make it go away. Long story short, it didn't work.
Today's sexual stories are brought to you by two schmucks with a lot of spare time.
#5500 to #5499 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
A nature born masochist u are capt
So much time and yet so much porn
#5501 to #5500 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
Damn straight.   
Get ready, because 			****		 is about to get weird.
Damn straight.
Get ready, because **** is about to get weird.
#5502 to #5501 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Wot kind of weird things capt
#5503 to #5502 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It's the porn side of the internet, "weird things".
#5504 to #5503 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
But porn is nice thing
it stops people from rape
#5505 to #5504 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (03/02/2015) [-]
It is a nice thing, a nice thing full of weird 			****		 that get people and me off.   
dats troo.
It is a nice thing, a nice thing full of weird **** that get people and me off.
dats troo.
#5506 to #5505 - deadninja (03/02/2015) [-]
Wot weirdest thing u fapped to capt.
#5473 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
*roll 2* Dubs and Jordan returns.
User avatar #5474 to #5473 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
lol i forgot hao to roll
#5475 to #5474 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 2, 1-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 91****captainspankmonkey rolls 26** Dubs and Jordan returns as a magical pixie
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 2, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 91**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 26** Dubs and Jordan returns as a magical pixie
#5477 to #5475 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**commiekirby used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**commiekirby rolls 79**

Dubs and Jordan returns as a glorious winged faggot
#5479 to #5477 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 56**
Dubs and Jordan will return as a magical unicorn of faggotry and loneliness
#5480 to #5479 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**commiekirby used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**commiekirby rolls 26** Dubs and Jordan was abducted by ayy lmao's

**** that picture is cool
#5481 to #5480 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 54** Dubs and Jordan gets a free machine gun.   
   
 Because Liberty Prime can't be uncool.
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54** Dubs and Jordan gets a free machine gun.

Because Liberty Prime can't be uncool.
#5482 to #5481 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**commiekirby used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**commiekirby rolls 16** Dubs and Jordan gets reminded.

He is pretty boss in every way
#5483 to #5482 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 82** Dubs and Jordan has to wear jeans and listen to pop music.
#5484 to #5483 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**commiekirby used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**commiekirby rolls 96** Dubs and Jordan honks
#5485 to #5484 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 84** Dubs and Jordan must suplex a train.
User avatar #5476 to #5475 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Ment roll 1, but thanks for two, brain.
User avatar #5478 to #5476 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
Double the rolling, double the fun
#5464 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
So how about that life
#5465 to #5464 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
The graphics are good but the gameplay depresses me and there is a **** ton of DLC.
Though, the Internet DLC does have Funnyjunk, so there is a plus.
#5466 to #5465 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't know, I feel all the worthless achievements kinda muck up all the gameplay.

Then some noob fag is always on about what ones he has.
#5467 to #5466 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Yea, I know what you mean. Granted I tend to ignore them for the most part.   
   
I've been seeing those noobs more often, can't ignore them as much.
Yea, I know what you mean. Granted I tend to ignore them for the most part.

I've been seeing those noobs more often, can't ignore them as much.
#5468 to #5467 - commiekirby ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I mean we could get a private server, but I swear they always find a way in somehow.

All those whiny children spamming the chat boxes and mic spamming their terrible music just can't be avoided I guess.
#5469 to #5468 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Someone really needs patch that.

Even if you did mute them, they tend to always come back sounding slightly louder. Slightly.

#5451 - commiekirby ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Look at all them ******* rolls.
#5452 to #5451 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
When you got a friend who likes rolling, you roll with him. Or some cliché quote like that.
User avatar #5367 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 2, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 43**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 76**
#5450 to #5367 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 9, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 18**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 42**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 50**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 37**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 73**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 08**
#5453 to #5450 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 99**
#5454 to #5453 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
#5455 to #5454 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 25**
#5456 to #5455 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 49**
#5457 to #5456 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 44**
#5458 to #5457 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 30**
#5459 to #5458 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 53**
#5460 to #5459 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 56**
#5461 to #5460 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 53**
#5462 to #5461 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 19**
#5429 to #5367 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 80**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 80**
#5430 to #5429 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
#5431 to #5430 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 65**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 65**
#5432 to #5431 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 27**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 27**
#5433 to #5432 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 23**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 23**
#5434 to #5433 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 83**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 83**
#5435 to #5434 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 92**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 92**
#5436 to #5435 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 43**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 43**
#5437 to #5436 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 38**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 38**
#5438 to #5437 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 39**
#5439 to #5438 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 81**
#5440 to #5439 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 98**
#5441 to #5440 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 07**
#5442 to #5441 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 46**
#5443 to #5442 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 25**
#5445 to #5443 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
#5446 to #5445 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 07**
#5447 to #5446 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 02**
#5448 to #5447 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 14**
#5449 to #5448 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
#5408 to #5367 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 52**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 52**
#5409 to #5408 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 66**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 66**
#5410 to #5409 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 87**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 87**
#5412 to #5410 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 14**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 14**
#5413 to #5412 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 16**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 16**
#5414 to #5413 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 51**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 51**
#5415 to #5414 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
#5416 to #5415 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 42**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 42**
#5417 to #5416 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 70**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 70**
#5418 to #5417 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 03**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 03**
#5419 to #5418 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 35**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 35**
#5420 to #5419 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 32**
#5421 to #5420 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 71**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 71**
#5422 to #5421 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 28**
#5423 to #5422 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 45**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 45**
#5424 to #5423 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 65**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 65**
#5425 to #5424 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 59**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 59**
#5426 to #5425 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 39**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 39**
#5427 to #5426 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
#5428 to #5427 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 71**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 71**
#5388 to #5367 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 11**
#5389 to #5388 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 94**
#5390 to #5389 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 42**
#5391 to #5390 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 75**
#5392 to #5391 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 02**
#5393 to #5392 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 96**
#5394 to #5393 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 20**
#5395 to #5394 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 21**
#5396 to #5395 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 76**
#5397 to #5396 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 89**
#5398 to #5397 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 24**
#5399 to #5398 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 53**
#5400 to #5399 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 11**
#5401 to #5400 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 09**
#5402 to #5401 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 38**
#5403 to #5402 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 98**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 98**
#5404 to #5403 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 19**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 19**
#5405 to #5404 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 02**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 02**
#5406 to #5405 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 60**
#5407 to #5406 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 71**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 71**
User avatar #5368 to #5367 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 68**
User avatar #5369 to #5368 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 14**
User avatar #5370 to #5369 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 27**
#5371 to #5370 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 91**
#5372 to #5371 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 2, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 76****captainspankmonkey rolls 26**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 2, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 76**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 26**
#5373 to #5372 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 77**
#5374 to #5373 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 50**
#5375 to #5374 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 11**
#5376 to #5375 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 24**
#5377 to #5376 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 96**
#5378 to #5377 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****captainspankmonkey rolls 16**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 16**
#5379 to #5378 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"****funkydiscomaggot rolls 89**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 89**
#5380 to #5379 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 49**
#5381 to #5380 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 70**
#5382 to #5381 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 64**
#5383 to #5382 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 34**
#5384 to #5383 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 23**
#5385 to #5384 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 55**
#5386 to #5385 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 65**
#5387 to #5386 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 19**
#5351 to #5350 - hateandwhiskey (01/09/2015) [-]
so hows living going for you
#5352 to #5351 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
Tedious, same old same old, and other repetition. Nothing special.
How is your attempt at trying to live?
#5329 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5330 to #5329 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5331 to #5330 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** This is my opinion of you
#5332 to #5331 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** This is mine and your politics.
#5333 to #5332 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** This is my opinion of your filthy right-wing politics.
#5334 to #5333 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** My opinion of your left wing politics.
#5335 to #5334 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Roll gods are silly
#5336 to #5335 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Need to praise harder
#5337 to #5336 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*Roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** This would be a perfect time to roll a super saiyan
#5338 to #5337 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"****captainspankmonkey rolled image** Or anime.
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Or anime.
#5339 to #5338 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** bronies?
#5340 to #5339 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** Or LoL
#5341 to #5340 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Dark Souls
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** Dark Souls
#5342 to #5341 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** or JonTron
#5343 to #5342 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** something related to video games
#5344 to #5343 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image** or Steam
#5345 to #5344 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5346 to #5345 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5347 to #5346 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5348 to #5347 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5355 to #5348 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/09/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5307 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
#5308 to #5307 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"****captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5309 to #5308 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5310 to #5309 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5311 to #5310 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5312 to #5311 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5313 to #5312 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5314 to #5313 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5315 to #5314 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5316 to #5315 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"****captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5317 to #5316 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5318 to #5317 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5319 to #5318 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5320 to #5319 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5321 to #5320 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5322 to #5321 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5323 to #5322 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5324 to #5323 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5325 to #5324 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"****funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
User avatar #5299 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll cah question*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls While powering up Vegeta screamed, _!**
User avatar #5300 to #5299 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll cah question*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Storygames aren't RPGs because of the _.**
User avatar #5301 to #5300 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll cah answer*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Friction.**
User avatar #5302 to #5301 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll cah question*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls What is Batman's guilty pleasure?**
User avatar #5303 to #5302 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll cah answer*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Take-backsies.**
User avatar #5304 to #5303 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll cah question*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Linear Fighter, Quadratic _.**
User avatar #5305 to #5304 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll cah answer*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Sucking and blowing.**
User avatar #5291 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll LOL*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Swain**
User avatar #5294 to #5291 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll LOL*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Tryndamere**
User avatar #5295 to #5294 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll LOL*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Vel**
User avatar #5296 to #5295 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll LOL*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Lee Sin**
User avatar #5297 to #5296 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll LOL*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls Rengar**
#5298 to #5297 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll LOL*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls Talon**
#5276 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
you're a total bitch


you're a total bitch
#5277 to #5276 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm afraid there is no female dogs in this area. You'd have to go ask Jesse for something like that.   
   
Also nice LeVay Gif.
I'm afraid there is no female dogs in this area. You'd have to go ask Jesse for something like that.

Also nice LeVay Gif.
#5278 to #5277 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
what a faggot name for a boy to have.

he should consider seppuku
#5279 to #5278 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Considering this is Jesse we speak of, I'd think he 			****		 that up if he tried.
Considering this is Jesse we speak of, I'd think he **** that up if he tried.
#5280 to #5279 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
he'll be fine he's got options.
#5281 to #5280 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
This is true.   
   
On a side note: I'm curious as to how this list assumes that it takes 1.72 minutes to die from a shotgun to the head unless you didn't intend to take out the brain. Did they decide to ask Cobain about that?
This is true.

On a side note: I'm curious as to how this list assumes that it takes 1.72 minutes to die from a shotgun to the head unless you didn't intend to take out the brain. Did they decide to ask Cobain about that?
#5282 to #5281 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
I like how you pointed that out and not how it takes 17+ minutes to die from getting hit by a 			*******		 locomotive.
I like how you pointed that out and not how it takes 17+ minutes to die from getting hit by a ******* locomotive.
#5283 to #5282 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
The majority of them are quite debatable in their statistics, the top one just happened to get my attention the most. Such as the height death or hanging, that **** depends on the height itself and strength of your neck.
#5284 to #5283 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW   
   
I BET YOU DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK YOU COWARD
LIKE YOU WOULD KNOW

I BET YOU DONT EVEN SMOKE CRACK YOU COWARD
#5285 to #5284 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
I'll have you know that I once attempted to smoke a crack that was on my wall.    
   
I don't even 			*******		 know how you people get any sensation off of it, I just got a 			*******		 spider in my nostril.
I'll have you know that I once attempted to smoke a crack that was on my wall.

I don't even ******* know how you people get any sensation off of it, I just got a ******* spider in my nostril.
User avatar #5286 to #5285 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
i've done acid
PCP
DMT
MDMA
and THC

but i'll personally never do crack.
User avatar #5287 to #5286 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
I'd never touch any of them.

Call me a cowardly bitch, but I find them more enjoyable when another person is going nuts off them. When you live near hippies who have all sorts of homegrown or street found drugs, it is quite amusing to see them act like they are being probed by Barney the Dinosaur
User avatar #5288 to #5287 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
Well hey I sure could use a tripsitter.
User avatar #5289 to #5288 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
One person laughs their ass off while the other experiences purple monkey dishwashers.
Win-win on both sides to me.
#5290 to #5289 - hateandwhiskey (12/03/2014) [-]
not quite   
   
but yeah sure
not quite

but yeah sure
User avatar #5214 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 50**
#5275 to #5214 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 07**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 07**
#5255 to #5214 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
#5256 to #5255 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 86**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 86**
#5257 to #5256 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 91**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 91**
#5258 to #5257 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 59** DRAGON DANCE
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 59** DRAGON DANCE
#5259 to #5258 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 73** Not enough back across the bridge
**captainspankmonkey rolls 73** Not enough back across the bridge
#5260 to #5259 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 20** Not enough for the mountain 90,000,000,150,000,100 feet in the air
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 20** Not enough for the mountain 90,000,000,150,000,100 feet in the air
#5261 to #5260 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90** Needs more Barry.
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90** Needs more Barry.
#5262 to #5261 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 36**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 36**
#5263 to #5262 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
#5264 to #5263 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 22**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 22**
#5265 to #5264 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 51**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 51**
#5266 to #5265 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 76**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 76**
#5267 to #5266 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 96**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 96**
#5268 to #5267 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 67**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 67**
#5269 to #5268 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 28**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 28**
#5270 to #5269 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 84**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 84**
#5271 to #5270 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 18**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 18**
#5272 to #5271 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 15**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 15**
#5273 to #5272 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58**
#5274 to #5273 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 45**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 45**
User avatar #5235 to #5214 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 44**
#5236 to #5235 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 61**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 61**
#5237 to #5236 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 10**
User avatar #5238 to #5237 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 70**
User avatar #5239 to #5238 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01**
#5240 to #5239 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 80**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 80**
#5241 to #5240 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 70**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 70**
#5242 to #5241 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 44**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 44**
#5243 to #5242 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 66**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 66**
#5244 to #5243 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 82**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 82**
#5245 to #5244 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 04**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 04**
#5246 to #5245 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 30**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 30**
#5247 to #5246 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 58**
#5248 to #5247 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 45**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 45**
#5249 to #5248 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 26**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 26**
#5250 to #5249 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 16**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 16**
#5251 to #5250 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 69**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 69**
#5252 to #5251 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 88**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 88**
#5253 to #5252 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 25**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 25**
#5254 to #5253 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 05**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 05**
User avatar #5215 to #5214 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 41**
User avatar #5216 to #5215 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 00**
User avatar #5217 to #5216 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
User avatar #5218 to #5217 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 08**
User avatar #5219 to #5218 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 34**
User avatar #5220 to #5219 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 34**
User avatar #5221 to #5220 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 21**
User avatar #5222 to #5221 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 73**
User avatar #5223 to #5222 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 52**
User avatar #5224 to #5223 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 14**
User avatar #5225 to #5224 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 62**
User avatar #5226 to #5225 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 02**
User avatar #5227 to #5226 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 79**
User avatar #5228 to #5227 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 90**
User avatar #5229 to #5228 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 14**
User avatar #5230 to #5229 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 72**
User avatar #5231 to #5230 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 37**
User avatar #5232 to #5231 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 60**
User avatar #5233 to #5232 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 09**
User avatar #5234 to #5233 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (11/28/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 88**
#5212 - funkydiscomaggot has deleted their comment [-]
#5206 - hateandwhiskey (10/25/2014) [-]
hey whitey
#5207 to #5206 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
greetings pancakes
#5210 to #5209 - hateandwhiskey (10/25/2014) [-]
starting to remember why i dont try to talk to anyone through fj anymore.
starting to remember why i dont try to talk to anyone through fj anymore.
#5211 to #5210 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (10/25/2014) [-]
Slow and inconvenient at times, yes.
Slow and inconvenient at times, yes.
#5200 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (10/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
Jim Carrey - Cuban Pete
#5191 to #5190 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/19/2014) [-]
Why thank you, I've been looking for that hat.
Why thank you, I've been looking for that hat.
#5136 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
I bet this would be how you would feel if you were still banned.
I bet this would be how you would feel if you were still banned.
#5182 to #5136 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5183 to #5182 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5184 to #5183 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5185 to #5184 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5186 to #5185 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5188 to #5186 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5187 to #5186 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5189 to #5187 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5162 to #5136 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5163 to #5162 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5164 to #5163 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5165 to #5164 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5166 to #5165 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5167 to #5166 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5168 to #5167 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5169 to #5168 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5170 to #5169 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5171 to #5170 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5172 to #5171 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5173 to #5172 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5174 to #5173 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5175 to #5174 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5176 to #5175 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5177 to #5176 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5178 to #5177 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5179 to #5178 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5180 to #5179 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5181 to #5180 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5137 to #5136 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01** ye
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01** ye
#5138 to #5137 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 28**
#5139 to #5138 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 90**
#5140 to #5139 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 33**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 33**
#5141 to #5140 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 17**
#5142 to #5141 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 95**
#5143 to #5142 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 54**
#5144 to #5143 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 78**
#5145 to #5144 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 31**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 31**
User avatar #5146 to #5145 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
Walter Murphy - A Fifth Of Beethoven [HQ] *roll 2*
#5152 to #5146 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5153 to #5152 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5154 to #5153 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5155 to #5154 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5156 to #5155 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5157 to #5156 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**
#5158 to #5157 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled image**
#5159 to #5158 - funkydiscomaggot ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image**