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User avatar #4912 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
you are a sausage
User avatar #4913 to #4912 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2014) [-]
atleast i am not a mentally insane astronaut.
User avatar #4914 to #4913 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
I'm a spaceman you ****
#4916 to #4915 - hateandwhiskey (01/12/2014) [-]
and you can't call me "mentally insane"   
   
not only because that sounds dumb as 						****					 but because i'm a NORP   
   
i pay bills
and you can't call me "mentally insane"

not only because that sounds dumb as **** but because i'm a NORP

i pay bills
#4917 to #4916 - captainspankmonkey (01/12/2014) [-]
Do NORP's always take chocolate shrooms? I don't think so.

Though for some reason, stating that you pay bills kind of worked in turns of making me think you are becoming normal.

So how is your little world going?
User avatar #4918 to #4917 - hateandwhiskey (01/13/2014) [-]
that doesnt have **** to do with **** you ****
#4900 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas capt.







I've been god diz year so my present of you admitting dat i'm smart and alpha is due capt.
#4901 to #4900 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas to you too, Jesse.   
   
 Maybe if you give me enough alcoholic eggnog, maybe.
Merry Christmas to you too, Jesse.

Maybe if you give me enough alcoholic eggnog, maybe.
#4902 to #4901 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Drinking bad on diz special day now give me present.
Drinking bad on diz special day now give me present.
#4903 to #4902 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
It is tradition, don't 						****					 with it.   
   
I got no presents, Jesse. I can't throw things at my monitor.
It is tradition, don't **** with it.

I got no presents, Jesse. I can't throw things at my monitor.
#4904 to #4903 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
Yu can break it diz year!   
   
STEAM 						*****					.
Yu can break it diz year!

STEAM ***** .
#4905 to #4904 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
No, I need my delicious juices

Inb4 all I have on Steam is a bunch of strategy game demo's.
How about a M&B Warband Serial Key that may or may not work?
#4906 to #4905 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
No, wot yu need is love and frondship.    
   
I give yu the best thing since flaming liqour as your present.
No, wot yu need is love and frondship.

I give yu the best thing since flaming liqour as your present.
#4907 to #4906 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Back to worshipping Pinkie?   
   
Unless I get a gene splice and shoot fire, I think my tongue would burn.
Back to worshipping Pinkie?

Unless I get a gene splice and shoot fire, I think my tongue would burn.
#4908 to #4907 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES YU FOOL.    
   
We must suffer to do kewl things capt.
CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES YU FOOL.

We must suffer to do kewl things capt.
#4909 to #4908 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'll  take that as a yes.   
   
And burn 						****					.
I'll take that as a yes.

And burn **** .
#4910 to #4909 - deadninja (12/25/2013) [-]
But no.

No burning for u.
#4911 to #4910 - captainspankmonkey (12/25/2013) [-]
Too bad.

Someone needs to burn the orphanages for the homeless.
#4887 to #4866 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #77825 at Friendly ** MFW I always start out poor.
#4888 to #4887 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6723063 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW a smaller nation destroys me.
#4889 to #4888 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Fasten on your seat belts ** MFW when the same thing happens as Poland.
#4890 to #4889 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6710846 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW Play as Sweden and then have an awesome economy without cheats
#4891 to #4890 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6842290 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW France gets close to me.
#4892 to #4891 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Whenever I try to Drive in a Game ** MFW I am England
#4893 to #4892 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6962084 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW as Prussia.
#4894 to #4893 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Shadowphanact ** MFW as Austria and kills Hungarian king in war.
#4895 to #4894 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Fallout ** MFW It takes a minute for someone to kill my king.
#4896 to #4895 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Obligatory Pokémon/Tumblr Post ** MFW I get really rich as Austria by taking over Venice.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Obligatory Pokémon/Tumblr Post ** MFW I get really rich as Austria by taking over Venice.
#4897 to #4896 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at Nazi Wonder Weapons PART 5 ** MFW Nobles rebel because I decided to let women have some power in Poland.
#4898 to #4897 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #837383 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MFW Burgundy has a lot more armies than I do.
#4899 to #4898 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7999 at Friendly ** MFW ponies ruin my win.
#4868 to #4867 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Dafuq did i just read ** heresy's feels
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #118 at Dafuq did i just read ** heresy's feels
#4869 to #4868 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6725342 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Heretics are Doge.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6725342 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Heretics are Doge.
#4870 to #4869 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Source of life ** Doge are heretics
#4871 to #4870 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Alpha Crab ** Indeed
#4872 to #4871 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Motivation at the gym ** The roll gods better give me something good, here goes my roll
#4873 to #4872 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at The Dangers of Tradition ** I have a bad feeling about this.
#4874 to #4873 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #79716 at Friendly ** You got something bad lel, MFW Holy Roman Emperor in EU3
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #79716 at Friendly ** You got something bad lel, MFW Holy Roman Emperor in EU3
#4875 to #4874 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at AH! ** MFW Polish King.
#4876 to #4875 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #100930 at Friendly ** MFW I conquer Italy
#4877 to #4876 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6963283 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW when I see Carthage attack me with a legion of Triemes.
#4878 to #4877 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6704884 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I am France and I own half of Germany
#4879 to #4878 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at winnie the dick ** MFW I only conquer Hesse as Prussia and then France/Sweden declares war on me.
#4880 to #4879 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Another day in Aussietown ** MFW I have caused a European World War.
#4881 to #4880 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Cute Moth ** MFW Serbian rebels.
#4882 to #4881 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #62763 at Friendly ** MFW I lose to the Ottomans as Serbia
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #62763 at Friendly ** MFW I lose to the Ottomans as Serbia
#4883 to #4882 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6754351 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I run out of diplomats.
#4884 to #4883 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Richard is a whore ** MFW I use cheatcodes
#4885 to #4884 - captainspankmonkey (12/16/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6736932 at Safe For Work Random Board ** MFW I don't.
#4886 to #4885 - funkydiscomaggot (12/16/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Enlightened ** MFW you can't really run an economy on EU3 without cheat codes.
#4865 to #4862 - captainspankmonkey (12/05/2013) [-]
< - Leader of Serbia.
< - Leader of Serbia.
#4778 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at (untitled) ** You when you play Killzone 3
#4843 to #4778 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #23673 at Friendly ** You when WashingtonFag loves Utah.
#4844 to #4843 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #391 at thats deep ** You when you realize you are wrong.
#4845 to #4844 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #819471 at Anime &amp; Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You when you realize I can now smack you with a crowbar.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #819471 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You when you realize I can now smack you with a crowbar.
#4846 to #4845 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at America and British Differences ** You when you realize you can't because you are on a computer
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at America and British Differences ** You when you realize you can't because you are on a computer
#4847 to #4846 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Deep ** You when you realize that people might not be serious.
#4848 to #4847 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #819016 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You when you realize you called me a ninja.
#4849 to #4848 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #732299 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** You when you realize that your leader is Azai.
#4850 to #4849 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6797750 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you realize there is no escape
#4851 to #4850 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at WTF ** You when Nobunaga and Tokugawa come out of nowhere.
#4852 to #4851 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Connect the Dots Thread ** You when you realize you are a pagan casul
#4853 to #4852 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #62701 at Friendly ** You when you believe in Aliens.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #62701 at Friendly ** You when you believe in Aliens.
#4854 to #4853 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6659922 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you realize i start to question that.
#4855 to #4854 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at For all the frustrated artists ** You when you realize that religion still makes no sense.
#4856 to #4855 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #283808 at Shin Anime Social Board ** You when you realize the George Washington was a Templar
#4857 to #4856 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Take Luck ** You when you realize Niccolo was not an Assassin.
#4858 to #4857 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #284051 at Shin Anime Social Board ** You when you realize he was.
#4859 to #4858 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6520350 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you realize AC loves to fidil with history.
#4860 to #4859 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at As seen on TV. ** You when you realize I'm going to go to bed seriously i am, g'night
#4861 to #4860 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6860509 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you realize I will say G'night.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6860509 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you realize I will say G'night.
#4822 to #4778 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Let's Play a game ** You when you run out of idea's.
#4823 to #4822 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Lemonade? Please ** You when you roll out of ideas.
#4824 to #4823 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Electricity ** You when you roll men.
#4825 to #4824 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #724898 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** You when you roll army knives
#4826 to #4825 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6857754 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you roll someone from a Con.
#4827 to #4826 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #48416 at Friendly ** You when you roll from not a con
#4828 to #4827 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at what about the scissors? ** You when you roll a website featuring an anime game.
#4829 to #4828 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #243 at Married ** You when you live in Oregon
#4830 to #4829 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Thanks Wikipedia for making that clear ** You when you live in Utah.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Thanks Wikipedia for making that clear ** You when you live in Utah.
#4831 to #4830 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at You may be cool.. ** You when don't understand what offsides is in hockey,
#4832 to #4831 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6650381 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you don't understand the majestic Calvin Ball.
#4833 to #4832 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6646854 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you don't know the Magic 8 Ball
#4834 to #4833 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6819868 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you don't know if Andy will pick me.
#4835 to #4834 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6769360 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you don't know about the Reformed school of Christianity
#4836 to #4835 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Fallout: Funny Junk ** You when you don't understand your inner Tao, which will make you lose all battles.
#4837 to #4836 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6660220 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you haven't played any Europa universalis games
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6660220 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you haven't played any Europa universalis games
#4838 to #4837 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at Brash ** You when you haven't played any CIV games on PC.
#4839 to #4838 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #162 at [Minecrafting intensifies] ** You when you haven't been on Facebook which may be a good thing
#4840 to #4839 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at do it faggot ** You when you haven't played Minecraft Which may also be a good thing.
#4842 to #4840 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at (untitled) ** You when you see Oregon keel et wit fire Which may be a good thing
#4799 to #4778 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Hai Jasmine ** You with your grandparents.
#4800 to #4799 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6759547 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you're dead
#4801 to #4800 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #293743 at Shin Anime Social Board ** You when you are alive.
#4802 to #4801 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #533843 at Pokemon ** You when you are rolling pictures
#4803 to #4802 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #244 at Sorry for my honesty. ** You when you roll something irrelevant.
#4804 to #4803 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #8101 at Friendly ** You when you roll something relevant
#4805 to #4804 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #479 at So true ** You when you roll anime.
#4806 to #4805 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Creative Title ** You when you roll ponies
#4807 to #4806 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Math and shit ** You when you roll disturbing things.
#4808 to #4807 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Taped faces ** You when you roll SFW
#4809 to #4808 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Flirting ** You when you roll 						****					.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Flirting ** You when you roll **** .
#4811 to #4809 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #97111 at Friendly ** You when you roll Spongebob
#4813 to #4811 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #70182 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** You when you roll disgusting things.
#4815 to #4813 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Cringe Compilation Part 2 ** You when you roll dubs
#4816 to #4815 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Hell yeah it did and it was awesome ** You when you roll sweet rolls.
#4817 to #4816 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6737314 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you roll Spongebob
User avatar #4810 to #4809 - roll (12/01/2013) [-]
lol
#4812 to #4810 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
You are going to see your name mentioned a lot, roll.
You are going to see your name mentioned a lot, roll.
User avatar #4814 to #4812 - roll (12/01/2013) [-]
happy birthday
#4779 to #4778 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #307 at Maps ** You when you play Tekken Revolution.
#4780 to #4779 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Akari-chan still undefeated ** You when you play Skullgirls
#4781 to #4780 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at The universe just imploded he smiled ** You when you play Fifa 14
#4782 to #4781 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Not sure if R00D or helpful. ** You when you play Red Dead Redemption
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Not sure if R00D or helpful. ** You when you play Red Dead Redemption
#4783 to #4782 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #60468 at Friendly ** You when you play Dark Souls.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #60468 at Friendly ** You when you play Dark Souls.
#4784 to #4783 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at turns your room into a nightmare ** You when you are playing Roblox
#4785 to #4784 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at 152 Brazilian Artists Pokedex Project ** You when you play Europa.
#4786 to #4785 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41240 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** You when you play multiplayer games
#4787 to #4786 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #950 at Endless GIF Dance Party ** You when you play single-player games.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #950 at Endless GIF Dance Party ** You when you play single-player games.
#4788 to #4787 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6527753 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when you play with the roll gods
#4789 to #4788 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Bad place to tell people your problems ** You when you cargasm.
#4790 to #4789 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #63672 at Friendly ** You when you internetgasm
#4791 to #4790 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2168 at Pokemon Draw Thread! ** You when you go on FJ.
#4792 to #4791 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6668132 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You when in the bathroom
#4793 to #4792 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at So this just happened ** You when you go to sleep.
#4794 to #4793 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Tombs ** You when you're alone
#4795 to #4794 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6863893 at Safe For Work Random Board ** You in public.
#4796 to #4795 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Flash cat ** You when with your brother
#4797 to #4796 - captainspankmonkey (12/01/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at fuck the cops! ** You when you are with your sisters.
#4798 to #4797 - funkydiscomaggot (12/01/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Gamer Fantasy ** You when with your parents
#4717 - funkydiscomaggot (11/24/2013) [-]
Hungary can be so annoying in EU3.
Hungary can be so annoying in EU3.
#4758 to #4717 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Rokus Wisdom ** no thenewmcawesome12
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Rokus Wisdom ** no thenewmcawesome12
#4759 to #4758 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at If Shower Temperatures Were Honest ** nu captainspankmonkey
#4761 to #4760 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #148 at just wondering ** nu doge, venetian leder
#4762 to #4761 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Them FJ Feels ** What the **** ?
#4763 to #4762 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6689639 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#4764 to #4763 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Ron Paul 2016 **
#4766 to #4764 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6638519 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#4768 to #4767 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at For all you lazy ladies ** that's now anime...
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at For all you lazy ladies ** that's now anime...
#4769 to #4768 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Lol that's why the fingering didn't work ** Enjoy it while it lasts.
#4770 to #4769 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Elder Scrolls Stories Pt. 4 ** I know, it took a vacation.
#4771 to #4770 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at scepter ** Roll gods have mercy
#4772 to #4771 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Sexy Pole Dancing ** wat r u casul?
#4773 to #4772 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Pampers ** no u, again
#4774 to #4773 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at sexy time 4 ** no u
#4775 to #4774 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at Mindfuck ** yes me
#4776 to #4775 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6694414 at Safe For Work Random Board ** SCROLL DOWN
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6694414 at Safe For Work Random Board ** SCROLL DOWN
#4777 to #4776 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Just an idea ** ROLL GODS TELL ME UP.
#4765 to #4764 - funkydiscomaggot has deleted their comment [-]
#4738 to #4717 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6566692 at Safe For Work Random Board ** yes me
#4739 to #4738 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6523569 at Safe For Work Random Board ** no u
#4740 to #4739 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #210 at One Di-Shrek-tion ** HA
#4741 to #4740 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at SUPER OP ** Are you racist?
#4742 to #4741 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6510845 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Then I would hang out with the KKK.
#4743 to #4742 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Sublime can crushing ** Are you K?
#4744 to #4743 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Evil Bastard ** No I am not Agent K.
#4745 to #4744 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #270 at Too damn high. ** Are you J?
#4746 to #4745 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #227 at The Inheritance Cycle in a nutshell ** nu.
#4747 to #4746 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #280 at D- Dammit... ** Are you M?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #280 at D- Dammit... ** Are you M?
#4748 to #4747 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at What is this ** We are not going to do the entire alphabet. You haven't even gotten enough science.
#4749 to #4748 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Parents ** How's this for science?
#4750 to #4749 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at What happened to your eyebrows? ** Butters is not scientific enough.
#4751 to #4750 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Burdened with glorious Kawaii ** I would say the opposite.
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Burdened with glorious Kawaii ** I would say the opposite.
#4752 to #4751 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6694498 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Pokémon is though.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6694498 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Pokémon is though.
#4753 to #4752 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Fuck the Police ** I don't know what to say
#4754 to #4753 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at 3 racket style ** Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#4756 to #4755 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at Views on the War of 1812 ** no denosar.
#4757 to #4756 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #720497 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** no themonkeyhunter
#4721 to #4720 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at Big Spoon **
#4732 to #4731 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6825810 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Holy **** , no anime.
#4733 to #4732 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #269528 at Shin Anime Social Board ** I know right?
#4734 to #4733 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Nuff Said ** anime cometh.
#4735 to #4734 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at And the Nobel Piece Prize goes to.... ** i will make u.
#4736 to #4735 - captainspankmonkey (11/28/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Forever France ** no u
#4737 to #4736 - funkydiscomaggot (11/28/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #46143 at Religion Board ** no u *sips tea*
#4611 - deadninja (11/21/2013) [-]
haha yu got banned capt.
haha yu got banned capt.
User avatar #4715 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Taste the delicious yes.
User avatar #4716 to #4715 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Dats homo tho.
#4694 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Metaphorically or literally?   
Because if literally, just say you tanned too much.
Metaphorically or literally?
Because if literally, just say you tanned too much.
#4695 to #4694 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
>Getting a tan in Norway

Capt i think dats rather impossible considering how cold it gets up there.
#4696 to #4695 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
I forgot this whole thing had to do with Norway for a second.    
   
Get in a house fire and stay extra close to the fire, say you were trapped. That'll get you tanned up.
I forgot this whole thing had to do with Norway for a second.

Get in a house fire and stay extra close to the fire, say you were trapped. That'll get you tanned up.
#4697 to #4696 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Wouldnt dat make me ****** tanned tho.
#4698 to #4697 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
My headache is making me forget to add in words, Jesse.   
I ment to say that you should tell them the whole &quot;house fire&quot; thing as a lie.
My headache is making me forget to add in words, Jesse.
I ment to say that you should tell them the whole "house fire" thing as a lie.
#4699 to #4698 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
But i might die in process,
yu should sleep off dat headache capt.
#4700 to #4699 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Just don't say anything stupid, and buy a gun, always handy.   
It is Friday, why would I ever do such a thing?
Just don't say anything stupid, and buy a gun, always handy.
It is Friday, why would I ever do such a thing?
#4701 to #4700 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
No, i want a flamethrower.
Cuz sleepiness.
User avatar #4702 to #4701 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
But your sneak skill needs to be 80 so nobody will see you carrying around a ******* flamethrower.
**** sleep, I have Cuban coffee.
#4704 to #4702 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Who needs skills when yu have a flamethrower.    
Coffe is bad.
Who needs skills when yu have a flamethrower.
Coffe is bad.
#4705 to #4704 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
The cops.
Who would say something like that?
#4706 to #4705 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
They are bad people.
Because its true.
#4707 to #4706 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Atleast they don't look like 12 year old over here..   
Only lazy people say that.
Atleast they don't look like 12 year old over here..
Only lazy people say that.
#4708 to #4707 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Diz is true.

UR face is lazy.
User avatar #4709 to #4708 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
I ment to say over here, they look twelve, oh well.
That means it would be too lazy to age.
User avatar #4710 to #4709 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Ohhhhh,

it all makes sense now.
User avatar #4712 to #4711 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #4714 to #4713 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
No.
#4674 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
What if he steals my idea?   
   
Atleast nobody will bring it up again, since you gave away your old account.    
I usually chuckle at my old 						****					.
What if he steals my idea?

Atleast nobody will bring it up again, since you gave away your old account.
I usually chuckle at my old **** .
#4675 to #4674 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
He'll either not care or says its his anyway.    
   
Dat account is forever ded sicne email for dat account is unknown to anyone at diz point.
He'll either not care or says its his anyway.

Dat account is forever ded sicne email for dat account is unknown to anyone at diz point.

#4676 to #4675 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Oh well. Atleast he might enjoy if he does do it.

Except for the guy who owns it, of course.
#4677 to #4676 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
We'll see, and if anything backfires then i'll have to fix it for him like i always do.   
   
Yehhhhh, he kinda forgot the email and password of it, mainly cuz he has diz medical condition and one of the side effects is memory loss.
We'll see, and if anything backfires then i'll have to fix it for him like i always do.

Yehhhhh, he kinda forgot the email and password of it, mainly cuz he has diz medical condition and one of the side effects is memory loss.
#4678 to #4677 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Sounds more difficult when there is a birthday and cake involved.   
   
if only someone or he wrote it down.
Sounds more difficult when there is a birthday and cake involved.

if only someone or he wrote it down.
#4679 to #4678 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
When theres a will, theres always fire to fix it.

He never did, its gone 4ever.
#4680 to #4679 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
And cops who come afterwards.

Atleast now nobody will find the profile and look in your comment history, then use whatever they find to blackmail you.
Unless someone hacks the profile somehow.
#4681 to #4680 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
His plans for dat and mostly consists of fire and killing everyone.    
   
Well one friend can, tho who would care after all these years.
His plans for dat and mostly consists of fire and killing everyone.

Well one friend can, tho who would care after all these years.
#4682 to #4681 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
You should invite him to Hate.

Find more hacker friends then, if you care about getting the profile back that is.
#4683 to #4682 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
I thought about dat idea, once,    
would end with him calling Hate a 						******					, a emofag, his music 						****					, and would probly call his father murder story 						********					 and would tell me to kill him with fire. He doesnt like 						*******					 dat much.   
   
I knw dat might help but hes offline.
I thought about dat idea, once,
would end with him calling Hate a ****** , a emofag, his music **** , and would probly call his father murder story ******** and would tell me to kill him with fire. He doesnt like ******* dat much.

I knw dat might help but hes offline.
#4684 to #4683 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
&quot;Would end with him calling Hate a 						******					&quot; Isn't that like saying a Chinese person is Asian?   
   
Righto then.
"Would end with him calling Hate a ****** " Isn't that like saying a Chinese person is Asian?

Righto then.
#4685 to #4684 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
Maybe tho i dont make him do alot of things, tho if i bit does ever comeback i do plan on showing bit to him.
Maybe tho i dont make him do alot of things, tho if i bit does ever comeback i do plan on showing bit to him.

#4686 to #4685 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Then he will probably find ways to hate Bit.
#4687 to #4686 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
....   
He;d probly call him a fag and a ponyfag...   
and id stick by him if he does dat.
....
He;d probly call him a fag and a ponyfag...
and id stick by him if he does dat.
#4688 to #4687 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
You sound like one of those trailer park/redneck wives that let their husband beat them up.
#4689 to #4688 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
...   
Yu wouldnt be the first person to label me as dat with him.
...
Yu wouldnt be the first person to label me as dat with him.
#4690 to #4689 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Kill him, Jesse. He wants to make you his puppet.
Kill him, Jesse. He wants to make you his puppet.
#4691 to #4690 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
I kill those he wants me to kill, i would never do dat to him.
I kill those he wants me to kill, i would never do dat to him.
#4692 to #4691 - captainspankmonkey (11/23/2013) [-]
Or you could do that, then get facial reconstruction, bleach your skin, dye your hair, and say that you are him after you dump him into the Atlantic ocean.
#4693 to #4692 - deadninja (11/23/2013) [-]
I dont have the skin for dat.
#4654 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
And whom live in a world without very good henchmen.

Hue, his violence must be effective.
#4655 to #4654 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
There will be good henchmen, someday.

At times, tho him and i are very alike so yu can see when yu have two of us together somthin is bound to happen, and not in a good way.
#4656 to #4655 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Save it for season 24.

Like death?
#4657 to #4656 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
24 seasons of RWBY would be perfect.

Somewhat,
deathwise we did mock our friend dat did lost his boyfriend when he committed suicide,
oh did we ruin his week dat way, no mental breakdown tho.
Otherwise we did made a deathpack dat we fulfill each other's dream if either one of us would die.
#4658 to #4657 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
With even more weirdness.   
   
Well that is, disturbing.   
I'm imaging something in which both of your paths leading to your dream intermingle and one of you have to die in order to achieve it.
With even more weirdness.

Well that is, disturbing.
I'm imaging something in which both of your paths leading to your dream intermingle and one of you have to die in order to achieve it.
#4659 to #4658 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Doesntmatterihazmoreruby.

We're not the nicest duo as some stated in the past.
Well for his dream its rather simple...and racist
Mine is mainly to keep looking after him and making sure he doesnt get into too much trouble.

#4660 to #4659 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
What if It doesn't have Ruby tuesday?

Though if you had a show, you would be loved because people like non-friendly duo's.
Well we are talking about a person who has a Norwegian bloodline.
Guardian Angel, in some sort of sense?
#4661 to #4660 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Dat pun,
so bad,
it was genius.

Pretti sure if we did have a show it would end up us burning peopel and houses on fire.
He never did like sand ******* .
Somewhat, in terms of i make sure he wont die, but otherwise i do whatever he says and we do other things together.
In some ways a lil like how bit and i used to be like.
#4662 to #4661 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
And I thought ever knew that by now.

Add some forced drama and A&E would pick it up in a heartbeat.
Considering Europeans and Scandinavians tell me all the time how much they hate them, I can see why.
I thought all you and Bit did was **** around and sometimes have a normal conversation.
#4663 to #4662 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
First time for everything capt.

Does him telling me to make a friend of ours have a mental breakdown for fun count?
cuz i did dat recently.

How much do they hate them exactly?
Exactly, tho for me other friend we bonded greater than dat and i know him a personal level, which was a long process since hes one dat never opens to anyone and i think im only one of few dat fully understands him and his logic.
#4664 to #4663 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Especially jokes that are outdated.   
   
Yes. Yes it does. Just add dramatic music.   
   
Sort of &quot;Bring back Hitler&quot;, kind of way.   
I guess the power of internet friendship is strong with you two. I do recall one time when me and him both tried 						*******					 with you on a party by spamming it to hell. Jolly good fun.
Especially jokes that are outdated.

Yes. Yes it does. Just add dramatic music.

Sort of "Bring back Hitler", kind of way.
I guess the power of internet friendship is strong with you two. I do recall one time when me and him both tried ******* with you on a party by spamming it to hell. Jolly good fun.
#4665 to #4664 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Exactly.    
   
I am a terrible person, but i love being dat terrible person.    
   
Now all those kill them with fire jokes he tells me all make sense.    
   
Well after nearly 3 years of knowing one another its been a good friendship and will be like for years to come.    
I recall dat, and recall dat time he made a bad but funnie edit of his and mine avatar on dat one party, fun times.
Exactly.

I am a terrible person, but i love being dat terrible person.

Now all those kill them with fire jokes he tells me all make sense.

Well after nearly 3 years of knowing one another its been a good friendship and will be like for years to come.
I recall dat, and recall dat time he made a bad but funnie edit of his and mine avatar on dat one party, fun times.
#4666 to #4665 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
That is a good motto to go by, as long as you don't **** with the wrong person.

Should give him a book on Torture tactics.

Ever thought of looking for him in wherever he is currently?
I vaguely remember that. Didn't it involve Pinky?
#4667 to #4666 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Diz is true.

I did few times, i always make him snap regardless.

We did decide on dat already, we will meet in a few years.
No, more so my oc abomination and bit;s avatar hugging.
#4668 to #4667 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Very.   
   
Snapping from a torture book? Hue.   
   
Didn't you say his State sucked though?   
Oh god, that gives a weird image.
Very.

Snapping from a torture book? Hue.

Didn't you say his State sucked though?
Oh god, that gives a weird image.
#4669 to #4668 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Yus.

I am 2cruel.

No, i said dat my state suck.
BLAME BIT NOT ME ;_:
#4670 to #4669 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Indeed.   
   
Not enough though. You need to attend a birthday party, go to the kitchen when nobody is around, and then ejaculate into it by putting a whole inside. Once you are done, put frosting to cover the hole. Then you will achieve 2cruel.   
   
The Southeast doesn't sound like a great place to begin with.   
But what about the OC abomination?
Indeed.

Not enough though. You need to attend a birthday party, go to the kitchen when nobody is around, and then ejaculate into it by putting a whole inside. Once you are done, put frosting to cover the hole. Then you will achieve 2cruel.

The Southeast doesn't sound like a great place to begin with.
But what about the OC abomination?
#4671 to #4670 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I should tell dat plan to my friend tomorrow, im sure he'll laugh and love it.

Exactly.
I...idont like bringing up those dark times, but it was one with green suit, a black hat, and was based off a album cover.
#4672 to #4671 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
It will be the key to delicious, sweet evil.

I remember exactly what you are talking about. I recall making a pony version of it.
#4673 to #4672 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
And fire to plan and he would call yu smart.

It cringes when yu say dat to me.
#4634 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Who puts a gun on a hilt, then connects it to a ribbon? That sounds terrible and the gun could break/ribbon would break.

So that is why this white **** is coming out of my nose.
#4635 to #4634 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I still dont follow.

Exactly.
#4636 to #4635 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I forgot to say Blake Bellaswammy or whatever her last name was.

Tastes like bad bear meat.
#4637 to #4636 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Ohhhh Blake....wot bout her/    
   
Never knew dat yu could eat bear.
Ohhhh Blake....wot bout her/

Never knew dat yu could eat bear.
#4638 to #4637 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
What I said on 4637.    
   
Always try to get friendly with people who have traveled to Russia.
What I said on 4637.

Always try to get friendly with people who have traveled to Russia.
#4639 to #4638 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Was dat from the Black Trailer or what?   
   
But dat requires work capt,do norwegians count?
Was dat from the Black Trailer or what?

But dat requires work capt,do norwegians count?
#4640 to #4639 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I thought I recalled a part where she was in some place with tall ass mountains and was doing stunts of some kind, haven't seen that show in a bit so I don't entirely recall.   
   
No, they don't shave their meat.
I thought I recalled a part where she was in some place with tall ass mountains and was doing stunts of some kind, haven't seen that show in a bit so I don't entirely recall.

No, they don't shave their meat.
#4641 to #4640 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Go watch it again to find out.    
   
But Norwegians.
Go watch it again to find out.

But Norwegians.
User avatar #4642 to #4641 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Maybe some other time.

Norwegians won't shut up about being better in all ways so I don't recommend that.
#4643 to #4642 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Yu must since season 2 is months away.

But alot of them like me.
#4644 to #4643 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't plan on it, I'd be laughing too much like the very first episode. HENCHMEN CARRYING SWORDS IS WAY BETTER THEN HENCHMEN USING GUNS!

But they still have a superiority complex.
#4645 to #4644 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
All the more reason to watch it right now.   
   
Dats....actually true...well cept for one dat i know   
but all of them still love me.
All the more reason to watch it right now.

Dats....actually true...well cept for one dat i know
but all of them still love me.
#4646 to #4645 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
To watch bad henchmen?

Sadly, they won't give you their secret Viking gold.
#4647 to #4646 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Yus.    
   
We'll see, tho from what they told me most like their viking heritage while the one i know dislikes it.
Yus.

We'll see, tho from what they told me most like their viking heritage while the one i know dislikes it.
#4648 to #4647 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Weird reason to watch.   
   
Why would he not? Pacifist?
Weird reason to watch.

Why would he not? Pacifist?
#4649 to #4648 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Best reason to watch*

More so dat people there have too much pride of vikings compared to here where rednecks have too much pride of America, it annoys him in dat sense.
#4650 to #4649 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Why not make the show about them then?    
   
I guess that makes sense in that sort of context.
Why not make the show about them then?

I guess that makes sense in that sort of context.
#4651 to #4650 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Because Ruby is most important.

Indeed...plus hes very violent.
#4652 to #4651 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You must like girls who carry odd metallic scythes.   
   
Interesting. You should use him more for dangerous deeds.
You must like girls who carry odd metallic scythes.

Interesting. You should use him more for dangerous deeds.
#4653 to #4652 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
And also with red hair and silver eyes.

Quite the opposite, he uses me for his deeds and plans.
#4612 to #4611 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Can't post porn on Profile Pictures now, apparently.
Can't post porn on Profile Pictures now, apparently.
#4613 to #4612 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Such shame dat is capt.
#4614 to #4613 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Atleast they won't find the older ones, luckly.   
   
So, how are you doing, Jesse?
Atleast they won't find the older ones, luckly.

So, how are you doing, Jesse?
#4615 to #4614 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Oh but i can tho.

Oh the usual plan
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Pinky and the Brain - Intro Theme (closed captions)
#4617 to #4615 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You will never find the secret RWBY hentai.   
   
Good luck with that, someone with points in melee can never take over the world unless you are Mongolian or Russian.
You will never find the secret RWBY hentai.

Good luck with that, someone with points in melee can never take over the world unless you are Mongolian or Russian.
#4618 to #4617 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Dat hentai should not exist for Ruby....everyone else in RWBY im ok with.

Ill show them all dat i can do it, ive seen plently of movies with evil villians in it so if i put all their plans together then nothing can stop me.
User avatar #4619 to #4618 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Internet told and showed me otherwise.

But then they will combine all the heroes of said films together, so what then?
#4621 to #4619 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
I dont beleive yu!

Then we have at least one major showdown dat will go down in youtube history, thus i will upload on youtube, make millions and go to my fallback plan. Its foolproof.
#4622 to #4621 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.   
   
Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
I'd post one but Mods are watching like me like Putin.

Then someone like Pewdiepie gets more views and even then, you need a partnership to obtain money.
#4623 to #4622 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
COWARD.

Ill make a deal with cok a cola.
#4624 to #4623 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?   
   
Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
You were planning on keeping it for fapping, huh Jesse?

Wouldn't that ruin their reputation?
#4625 to #4624 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
No, Ruby hentai very evil.    
   
No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
No, Ruby hentai very evil.

No, but just to be sure ill sign to Pepsi instead just incase.
#4626 to #4625 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I understand perfectly.  Tiny boobs?    
   
Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
I understand perfectly. Tiny boobs?

Enjoy making being forced to make horrible commercials.
#4627 to #4626 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Its not like dat at all.

Ill star in all of them and make millions.
#4628 to #4627 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.   
   
Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.   
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
Okey. I guess I will leave that answer a mystery then.

Pretty awkward when a super villain that ain't a cartoon character comes out of nowhere and promotes a soft drink.
Imagine if Stalin promoted McDonalds.
#4629 to #4628 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Guud.    
   
He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
Guud.

He would Mcdonalds even more money dat way.
#4630 to #4629 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Still gonna fap though.   
   
Too bad he is dead.
Still gonna fap though.

Too bad he is dead.
#4631 to #4630 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
U monster.    
   
Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
U monster.

Dats what yu think, his soul lives in all of us.
#4632 to #4631 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
I don't see the problem with this. Better then fapping to Miss. IDon'tUnderstandHowPistolsWork.

Ew Gay. I may be siding with Cubans but I don't want no Georgian Russian inside me.
#4633 to #4632 - deadninja (11/22/2013) [-]
Who's dat.    
   
Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
Who's dat.

Hes already violated your mind capt, yu have no choice.
#4620 to #4619 - captainspankmonkey (11/22/2013) [-]
Get your 						****					 together, Images.
Get your **** together, Images.
User avatar #4605 - gmaxx (11/02/2013) [-]
Why did you put **** content on SFW ?
I banned you
#4606 to #4605 - captainspankmonkey (11/02/2013) [-]
I am so sorry..
It was late and I was tired at that time. I was trying to get some **** on my profile pictures and I didn't check to see if the pictures were in the right spot.
I apologize greatly.
User avatar #4607 to #4606 - gmaxx (11/02/2013) [-]
No problem man , at least i gave you 1 hour ban
Stay safe
User avatar #4608 to #4607 - captainspankmonkey (11/02/2013) [-]
You too, good sir.
#4593 - deadninja (10/23/2013) [-]
Today is the day dat you stop supporting your Obama ways capt.
#4594 to #4593 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2013) [-]
Whatchu'talkin' about, Jesse? I have no idea what this Udene is.
Whatchu'talkin' about, Jesse? I have no idea what this Udene is.
#4595 to #4594 - deadninja (10/24/2013) [-]
I saw you at the rallies capt,
DONT DENY DAT YU SUPPORT AN AFRICAN AMERICAN.
#4596 to #4595 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2013) [-]
But it was an imposter! Everyone knows I only vote for myself, guys who talk about letting me do my Capitalism in peace, and Cubans who left me have their coffee.
But it was an imposter! Everyone knows I only vote for myself, guys who talk about letting me do my Capitalism in peace, and Cubans who left me have their coffee.
#4597 to #4596 - deadninja (10/24/2013) [-]
You're siding with the Cuban enemy?!
I should have known you were evil the moment you called me by dat name dat i hate when people say it!
#4598 to #4597 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2013) [-]
Join us, Jessie. We have free coffee and big cigars.
#4599 to #4598 - deadninja (10/24/2013) [-]
I REFUSE to betray my fellow brown and proud mexicans!
I REFUSE to betray my fellow brown and proud mexicans!
#4600 to #4599 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2013) [-]
We have some of your people here with us. They have already taken the oath and have become our food vendors.
We have some of your people here with us. They have already taken the oath and have become our food vendors.
#4601 to #4600 - deadninja (10/24/2013) [-]
My people derive from a long culture of making a perfect country,    
full of water, ice, and worshiping a pond full of fish....wait dats avatar.   
Regardless! i wont sell out like they ddid.
My people derive from a long culture of making a perfect country,
full of water, ice, and worshiping a pond full of fish....wait dats avatar.
Regardless! i wont sell out like they ddid.
#4602 to #4601 - captainspankmonkey (10/24/2013) [-]
They didn't sell out, they selled into luxury and free coffee.
#4603 to #4602 - deadninja (10/25/2013) [-]
I bet you're teh kind dat just sit at starbucks with the coffe they brought from home but pour it into a used starbucks coffe cup so you can look like youre important while tweeting about your time at strbucks.
#4604 to #4603 - captainspankmonkey (10/25/2013) [-]
It has been 4 years since I have been to one.    
I only get coffee from Cuban pals, the store, and occasionally from one in a Library, but it is full of Hipsters and the coffee brews for 2 hours.
It has been 4 years since I have been to one.
I only get coffee from Cuban pals, the store, and occasionally from one in a Library, but it is full of Hipsters and the coffee brews for 2 hours.
#4589 - deadninja (10/18/2013) [-]
Having another sexual relations thread with your suppose lover eh capt.
Having another sexual relations thread with your suppose lover eh capt.
#4590 to #4589 - captainspankmonkey (10/19/2013) [-]
But I can't **** someone from Utah, it's against the Satanic balance.
#4591 to #4590 - deadninja (10/19/2013) [-]
Ahh but you're a rebel and don't listen to those petty rules.
Ahh but you're a rebel and don't listen to those petty rules.
#4592 to #4591 - captainspankmonkey (10/20/2013) [-]
I shall rebel against rebellion then.

But I wrote them ... ;_;
#4567 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1039 at Pretty Dope Roll Comp ** The Roll Gods will send something fappable!
#4568 to #4567 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #341 at GTA V ** Good choice, Roll Gods.
#4569 to #4568 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Why 'The Sting' was a good episode ** The Roll Gods are getting stranger each day.
#4570 to #4569 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Oh no snek ** They are the mad gods!
#4571 to #4570 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Dashboard Coincidence ** The Roll Gods, they disapoint.
#4572 to #4571 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #139 at Straight up NSFW ** But they will give you anime.
#4573 to #4572 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6113577 at AUTISM PLAYGROUND ** They are getting pervier the minute!
#4574 to #4573 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at murica ** They have a sweat fetish.
#4575 to #4574 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Heading to the hairdresser... ** Perhaps they do, we shall send them a petition! And warn them of our rebellious act!
#4576 to #4575 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at post your smallest picture ** wut.
#4577 to #4576 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Got to be a G ** wut u
#4578 to #4577 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #14021 at Sports - sports news, news sports, sports discussion ** wut everyone.
#4579 to #4578 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4032158 at Friendly ** wut buccaneers
#4580 to #4579 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Letter to Congress ** wut sports.
#4581 to #4580 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at That's why I buy my music...... lol jk. ** wut texas
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at That's why I buy my music...... lol jk. ** wut texas
#4582 to #4581 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Amazing! ** wut zelda.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at Amazing! ** wut zelda.
#4583 to #4582 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at GUTEN TAG ** wut football
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at GUTEN TAG ** wut football
#4584 to #4583 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Dese niggas be mad. ** wut gary.
#4585 to #4584 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at TRUE FACT ** wut building instructions
#4586 to #4585 - captainspankmonkey (10/17/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #78992 at Brony board ** wut biber.
#4588 to #4586 - funkydiscomaggot (10/17/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Watch the whole thing ** wut pony
#4538 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at [insert clever title here] ** The Roll Gods have been awakened!
#4562 to #4538 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Nicolas Cage for President 2016 ** If I did, I would be living in Utah.
#4563 to #4562 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4081045 at Friendly ** Where else would you go?
#4564 to #4563 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3996092 at Friendly ** Back to New Zealand.
#4565 to #4564 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at Worth it - trust me ** The land of sheep.
#4566 to #4565 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6102552 at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** G'night and indeed.
#4539 to #4538 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #110502 at Brony board ** Roll that strange image, Gods!
#4540 to #4539 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at i feel bad for girls ** The Roll Gods feel when..
#4541 to #4540 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at feels for freedom ** Roll Gods are horny.
#4542 to #4541 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #37337 at Drawing & Art - drawing games, drawing online, how to draw, drawing lessons online ** The Roll Gods are staring in your direction with serious disgust you better watch out.
#4543 to #4542 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3977090 at Friendly ** Atleast they don't give me anime too often.
#4544 to #4543 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4075653 at Friendly ** I hope they calm down on that stuff.
#4545 to #4544 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at What the F*ck ** They probably won't.
#4547 to #4546 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at What does music to your brain ** Dang it Jo-nTr-on.
#4548 to #4547 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at tasty tasty meat ** On a unicorn.
#4549 to #4548 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #6191792 at Young gay liberal men with aids forum ** I don't remember that episode.
User avatar #4551 to #4549 - episode (10/14/2013) [-]
Same here, So don't worry.
#4554 to #4551 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4066802 at Friendly **
#4550 to #4549 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3994435 at Friendly ** Ha, GAAEEEEEY.
#4553 to #4550 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Nevr forgib, nevr fogt ** Hue.
#4555 to #4553 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at I always did ** you dum goofed.
#4557 to #4556 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1075 at Tell yours, go. ** domt correct ne u amine fagut.
#4558 to #4557 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at Wanker Granger ** Huehue
#4559 to #4558 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #151 at Grandps is gonna fuck shit up ** You dissapoint me son.
#4560 to #4559 - captainspankmonkey (10/14/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #677114 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** I did not come out of your penis.
#4561 to #4560 - funkydiscomaggot (10/14/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #298 at Coming out of the closet ** Or did you?
#4514 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Hello, stinkchild.
Hello, stinkchild.
User avatar #4537 to #4514 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
Easier to burn people, do drugs, burn more **** , and kill.

Or travel the world or some **** like that.
#4516 to #4514 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
Hola, NegativeFeelingUnIrelandsBestFriend.
#4518 to #4516 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Right.   
   
how u be
Right.

how u be
#4519 to #4518 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
Okay, I suppose. Looking at old comment's o' mine and playing a Battlefield 4 Beta.

Life been still trying to **** you?
User avatar #4520 to #4519 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Of course, that, and everyone else I meet as it would seem.

I'm just trying to stay elevated.
User avatar #4521 to #4520 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I take it you are also not stuck in **** as much as others?
#4522 to #4521 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Not when I'm on copious amounts of drugs.
User avatar #4523 to #4522 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
You mean you are NOT enjoying it?
I assume you take butt loads of acid and X, hm?
User avatar #4524 to #4523 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Acid, chocolate shrooms, and a lot of weed.
User avatar #4525 to #4524 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
>chocolate shrooms.
Now just add whip cream and some ice cream to your psychedelic adventures.
User avatar #4526 to #4525 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Bro, chocolate shrooms are the **** .
User avatar #4527 to #4526 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I would assume shrooms and chocolate would taste like hairy manpussy with brown tasty **** on it but hey, I haven't tried.
#4528 to #4527 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
They're just for enhancing the trip, really. I don't think anyone takes shrooms for the taste.
They're just for enhancing the trip, really. I don't think anyone takes shrooms for the taste.
User avatar #4529 to #4528 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
Hippies, they enjoy the taste. But then again, they won't shut up about the taste of all drugs.

Have you ever tried mixing your drugs? As in taking acid then chugging some bear/whiskey then taking the shrooms?
#4530 to #4529 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
The closest I got to any of that was just smoking and drinking together. Those were some good highs, though, but nothing remarkable.
The closest I got to any of that was just smoking and drinking together. Those were some good highs, though, but nothing remarkable.
User avatar #4531 to #4530 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
Your insides must look very interesting, my friend.
User avatar #4532 to #4531 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Well, that's the first time anyone's told me that.
User avatar #4533 to #4532 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
By now, I'm surprised nobody has.
User avatar #4534 to #4533 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
No one really gives a lot of thought to my insidey-parts.
User avatar #4535 to #4534 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
If only we were living in the 19th century.
#4536 to #4535 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, that would be pretty neat.
#4338 - deadninja (10/06/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
Gary, I thought what we had was special - Spongebob
#4506 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Sounds more Omega to me.   
THEN HE IS A FALSE PHILOSOPHER.   
 Hire someone who knows him and make him create a user. Then tell him what to say.
Sounds more Omega to me.
THEN HE IS A FALSE PHILOSOPHER.
Hire someone who knows him and make him create a user. Then tell him what to say.
#4507 to #4506 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
And no one could replace Gamma ;_;   
WELL ITS HATE SO DAT IS TRUE.    
 I of one but hes 2lazy and busy atm.
And no one could replace Gamma ;_;
WELL ITS HATE SO DAT IS TRUE.

I of one but hes 2lazy and busy atm.
#4508 to #4507 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
NO ONE.   
EXACTLY. AIN'T HE WILL NEVER STOP BEING BUTTHURT BECAUSE OF THIS.   
 Righto then.
NO ONE.
EXACTLY. AIN'T HE WILL NEVER STOP BEING BUTTHURT BECAUSE OF THIS.
Righto then.
#4509 to #4508 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
HE WAS SO BRAVE!   
SO IF I TELL HIM DAT MURDER IS NOT DEEP WILL HE CRY?!
HE WAS SO BRAVE!
SO IF I TELL HIM DAT MURDER IS NOT DEEP WILL HE CRY?!

#4510 to #4509 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Not really.   
No. Maybe. Yes.
Not really.
No. Maybe. Yes.
#4511 to #4510 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He died for our sins and saved all those birds,    
how could say such a thing?!   
I forget how easily it is to make Hate ruslted.
He died for our sins and saved all those birds,
how could say such a thing?!

I forget how easily it is to make Hate ruslted.
#4512 to #4511 - captainspankmonkey (10/08/2013) [-]
Because I can.
Gee I wonder if it is because Hate is so easily offended.
#4513 to #4512 - deadninja (10/08/2013) [-]
ur ded 2 me now.
But he never gets offended by me anymore tho.
#4484 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Atleast I will get payed.
IF BEING SUCKED INTO A VORTEX OF SOUL DEVOURING, SCREAMING LIKE A GIRL TAKING IT UP THE ASS IS CONSIDERED HONORABLE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS ANYMORE.
I would say go steal but then we will get into that conversation again.
#4485 to #4484 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Have yu no shame capt.
HEY....HE HAD A NICE DEATH SCREAM AND DIED AS HE LIVED....A DEADNINJA.

stealing is bad capt
#4486 to #4485 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Money, money, money, moooney.... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!
So he was reincarnated as a poor Mexican? Can't for the next MK game to beat the shiz out of that guy.
OH BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN.
#4487 to #4486 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
YOU SELLLOUT!   
No....well...maybe!   
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!   
 DIZ WONT END WELL
YOU SELLLOUT!
No....well...maybe!
Yu cant beat what is unbeatable unless yu throw him in a portal capt!

DIZ WONT END WELL
#4488 to #4487 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
But Capitalism is good, Jesse.
Or just beat him out like a normal person.
EXACTLY.
#4489 to #4488 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But government shutdown,
u cant do anything now.
No, fighting is wrong capt.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN
#4490 to #4489 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.   
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.   
 GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
That has nothing to do with Capitalism, Jesse.
Learn how to Mortal Kombat, damn it.
GUESS WHO PEPSI? THE CHILDREN.
#4491 to #4490 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
But white house is turned off.    
I know how to mortal kombat,    
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC   
yes, i went there.    
 HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
But white house is turned off.
I know how to mortal kombat,
if yu lose then yu have to play MK vs DC
yes, i went there.

HATE? I ALWAYS KNEW HE WOULD BE A GOOD FATHER
#4492 to #4491 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I see that you did not take government class.   
It was okay.   
yes I said that.   
 Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
I see that you did not take government class.
It was okay.
yes I said that.
Dead children = Hate. I can see were you made that assumption.
#4493 to #4492 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I did, i got a A in dat class.    
....How.....   
plz explain!   
 But hate loves children.
I did, i got a A in dat class.
....How.....
plz explain!

But hate loves children.
User avatar #4494 to #4493 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Did they tell you that Capitalism was farted out from the government or..?
I bring comic fans over. I fight them as Sub-Zero. I laugh as they cry over their favorite hero/villain's head gets ripped off.
JOLLY GOOD FUN.
He finds them delicious in every bite.
#4496 to #4494 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.   
   
...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.    
 i bet he eats them with milk.
Idunno, my class and i were abusive to our beta teacher and made him end up getting fired....well...least he gave us good places to eat for cheap prices.

...Well dats a good point but even then the failitys in dat game were not even bloody or interesting at all.

i bet he eats them with milk.
#4498 to #4496 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.   
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those 						******					 kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.   
 Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to 						****					 with him that included milk in its name
Poor guy. He should of owned a taser so he can zap the class.
But you can kill everyone who is popular in the DC universe with the boring fatalites. KILL THEM. It makes those ****** kills better. Only for the reason of seeing the reaction of the DC fans.
Whiskey, not milk. I remember making an account to **** with him that included milk in its name
#4515 to #4498 - hateandwhiskey (10/12/2013) [-]
I knew it.

I ******* knew it.

It had to be one of you little ***** .

I just goddamn knew it.
#4517 to #4515 - captainspankmonkey (10/12/2013) [-]
I spoke wrote too soon.
#4499 to #4498 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.    
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!   
   
 plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
I think if he did we would just end up making him buy everyone in class their own taser.
True and even their heroic bruatilty is just plain terrible. They dont understand the concept of finishing them!


plz show me how dat goes, its been long time since i saw hate get annoyed.
User avatar #4500 to #4499 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Hue, he needs a self help guide and learn to beat the **** out of people.
Well, hero's don't want to kill so... They need to have wussy brutality's so they don't hurt the guys who want to rip their spine out.
He took down the thread on his profile. I found the user but it just shows some rolls.
All I did was act like a friendly retard and pretend to be the opposite of him, talking about friendship and how alcohol is bad for him. Which resulted in him showing pictures of some guy stabbing another guy.
#4501 to #4500 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.    
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.   
 dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
I bet if he had dat he would end up letting someone else take it if they asked.
Batman kills, lots of times, everyone else is rather homo.

dat sounds alot like what i used to do with him. I remember those insults about my intellgence and my existence when i did dat to him.
#4502 to #4501 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
I wonder what he is doing now. Probably giving his home away because someone asked him for it.
I blame the people who can't write anything that isn't edgy.
It's funnier when he can't figure out who you are.
#4503 to #4502 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.   
But murder is easy to write tho.   
 Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
Hes not dat rich so dat wont be much of a win for dat person who asks for his house.
But murder is easy to write tho.

Diz is true, he can tell its me because he has a 89th sense dat he can tell if its me or not.
#4504 to #4503 - captainspankmonkey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lose/Lose situation teacher.   
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.   
 Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk 						********					, and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
Lose/Lose situation teacher.
But can it be deep and compelling? No. Hate thinks it is but that is because he is King of the Ghetto and thinks murder is cool.
Solution: Get better or worse grammar, talk ******** , and then use gay pictures. Fool proof plan.
#4505 to #4504 - deadninja (10/07/2013) [-]
He was 2beta to teach.    
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.    
 but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
He was 2beta to teach.
Its 2deep for him to pull out gun and shoot popo for his case.

but grey text, i cant stop using it, ive been tryin for the last 2 years now.
#4348 to #4338 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
Gary was a little 						****					.
Gary was a little **** .
#4340 to #4338 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
Do not interrupt me and capt
Do not interrupt me and capt
#4341 to #4340 - deadninja (10/06/2013) [-]
I didnt know it was private boyfriend and manwhore time with u two.
I didnt know it was private boyfriend and manwhore time with u two.
#4342 to #4341 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
You'll know for next time.
You'll know for next time.
#4345 to #4342 - deadninja (10/06/2013) [-]
Its so rare 2 see true love with a manwhore and his boyfriend.
Its 2adorable.
Be rough and mean to capt while i film every disturbing thing yu two do.
#4356 to #4352 - deadninja (10/06/2013) [-]
Be dat way!
ill just go to my corner now.
#4452 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Fukken Deadpool ** It's okay to have rustled jimmies.
#4453 to #4452 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at ... ** I do not agree
#4454 to #4453 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #67185 at Brony board ** Roll Gods grant me more rustles.
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #67185 at Brony board ** Roll Gods grant me more rustles.
#4456 to #4454 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Whenever I try to draw **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Whenever I try to draw **
#4457 to #4456 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4390927 at Click an item and pick it up **
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4390927 at Click an item and pick it up **
#4458 to #4457 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #6116311 at Admin's personal trolling board. **
#4459 to #4458 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3998234 at Friendly ** I knew Roblox was lagging my internet.
#4460 to #4459 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4020493 at Friendly ** So no more Roblox?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4020493 at Friendly ** So no more Roblox?
#4461 to #4460 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4391633 at Click an item and pick it up ** Trying to get on but the ****** is stuck on first screen.
#4462 to #4461 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Twerk Team **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Twerk Team **
#4463 to #4462 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3923373 at Friendly ** Insert obvious joke
#4464 to #4463 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Problem? **
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Problem? **
#4465 to #4464 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #4064783 at Friendly **
#4466 to #4465 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #117533 at Brony board **
#4467 to #4466 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at This woman. **
#4468 to #4467 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #4027716 at Friendly ** ROLL GODS GIVE ME SOMETHING MORE STUPID THAN CAPT!
#4432 to #4333 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at Oh Joy! ** Yea well... Ponies/anime/nuts.
#4433 to #4432 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at The Dark Brotherhood ** Oh I do?
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at The Dark Brotherhood ** Oh I do?
#4434 to #4433 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #309 at English ** Roll Gods be mocking me.
#4435 to #4434 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #75 at There's always a bigger fish ** 'MURICA
#4436 to #4435 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #508 at Sam from Supernatural ** 'Murica is not a Monarchy? HERSEY
#4437 to #4436 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #115 at At The Doctors' Today... ** HERSEY KISSES?!
#4438 to #4437 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3919118 at Friendly ** No
#4439 to #4438 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at 00:35 and Rainy as Fuck Here In Ireland. ** You sure? I think you are developing an anime fetish.
#4440 to #4439 - captainspankmonkey (10/06/2013) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Meanwhile at FBI-Cyberdepartment... ** That would be you. :3
#4441 to #4440 - funkydiscomaggot (10/06/2013) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at noo ** SEE? YOU DO HAVE AN ANIME FETISH!!
**funkydiscomaggot rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at noo ** SEE? YOU DO HAVE AN ANIME FETISH!!