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#7403 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
So to give you an idea as to what the next project is going to be about I need to ask you this question

What would be considered a proper sized mansion for a woman named Asami?
#7404 to #7403 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
998 Sq Miles or 2,586.4 km2.
#7413 to #7404 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Steve Carell needs work. I'd love an Over the Hedge TV series where the whole point of the episodes is to thwart whatever environmental disaster Gladys wants to do today

>Amazon Rainforest? Phh...more like disposable sandwich toothpicks

Fun fact...my interpretation of Asami actually came from that character Gladys from Over the Hedge
#7414 to #7413 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
GIF
>Gladys constantly trying to become the ultimate Captain Planet villain.
You need Fap material, I assume?

#7415 to #7414 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Desperately yes
#7416 to #7415 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
If they made that show, I'd imagine Tumblr would make her out like she is the poster child of traitorous women and **** like that.
That or complain that she isn't a transgender asexual demisexual on tuesday fat black woman.
#7405 to #7404 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
Reminder I failed school give me like a demonstration of what something like this would like visually
#7406 to #7405 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
Size of Luxembourg.
#7407 to #7406 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
This is Germany right

Well...you're not necessarily wrong...that be the size of the foundation.
#7408 to #7407 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
It's a tiny country that's landlocked between the Bulg-ians and the Germs, so somewhat.

Now that I think about it, a thirsty for power bitch like her would probably go for something akin to Spain sized mansion.
#7409 to #7408 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
******* AZTEC SAVAGES GIVE ME YOUR GOLDEN CITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7410 to #7409 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
>Hear about city of gold   
>Bring your friends, armies, and two street gamblers to find El Dorado.    
>Go there, murder thousands upon thousands and destroy ****.   
>No gold   
>Go back home and get stabbed by a kid because you made his daddy poor.
>Hear about city of gold
>Bring your friends, armies, and two street gamblers to find El Dorado.
>Go there, murder thousands upon thousands and destroy ****.
>No gold
>Go back home and get stabbed by a kid because you made his daddy poor.
#7411 to #7410 - satoasami (07/01/2016) [-]
El Dorado makes me furious because the movie falls apart when they actually get to El Dorado.

Visually its impressive for its time
Story Telling its an incoherent mess which is something you'd expect outta dreamworks films

Meanwhile my 10/10 Asami waifu is in a Dreamworks film...
#7412 to #7411 - captainspankmonkey (07/01/2016) [-]
I thought it was fine, though I felt it really didn't amount to anything story wise near the end. Loved the visuals, that's for sure.

Dreamwork's animation films are always a mixed bag but El Dorado felt meh at best.

On the other hand, the film your waifu was in was bland as ****.
#7398 - satoasami (06/27/2016) [-]
So what's your life been consisting of lately?
#7399 to #7398 - captainspankmonkey (06/27/2016) [-]
==crippling desk job depression=
Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel like getting into writing stories or at least doing something other than paperwork.

Yourself?
#7401 to #7399 - satoasami (06/27/2016) [-]
Waiting on projects to get done watching ROH best in the World.

Your usual monday. Rent's due in a week.
#7402 to #7401 - captainspankmonkey (06/28/2016) [-]
>FJ Notifications not informing me of a comment.
Can't wait to see more of the adventures of alternate dimension psycho money lesbian, in that case.
Though, hopefully you got enough dosh for the rent. Ain't no writer/********** need to be down in the streets.
#7400 to #7399 - captainspankmonkey (06/27/2016) [-]
****
#7393 - joshlol (06/26/2016) [-]
why do you have so many favorites
#7394 to #7393 - captainspankmonkey (06/26/2016) [-]
Honestly, I'm not even sure why I do it myself. Most of the time it's because I want to go back and reread **** or just save pictures or webms that I like. Rest of the time I just do it on almost every post I view.
#7388 - satoasami (06/26/2016) [-]
F U C K I N G P E A S A N T S W O R S H I P M E

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#7389 to #7388 - captainspankmonkey
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#7390 to #7389 - satoasami (06/26/2016) [-]
I’m at a point in my life where I’ll still accept any and all Asami related art projects from all the top artists FJ has to offer

However apart of me has been thinking lately. If I really am gonna show these ******* losers and lowlifes I am secretly a creative genius I need to start considering the inevitable possibility of funding people looking to get their neck into the voice acting industry

What I am going on about is I am wondering if there is anyone on here looking to make some money voice acting Legend of Korra characters. All I need is an animator, a good sketch artist, a musician, and a handful of decent voice actors and maybe we can create our own version of TFS...but with Legend of Korra

Now I know that sounds like I am shooting very very high but I figure what’s the harm in trying? Again I am offering to pay for Voice Acting but your Voice Acting needs to be serious.
#7391 to #7390 - captainspankmonkey (06/26/2016) [-]
There are plenty of web-shows/animations that center around an alternate view on an existing show/game/movie/etc. Especially low budget ones.

I mean, as much as you get **** on for it, it may gain some outside popularity from the usual grounds.

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#7392 to #7391 - satoasami (06/26/2016) [-]
Figure I share this.
#7395 to #7392 - captainspankmonkey (06/26/2016) [-]
Nice. Now all of China FJ knows you're gay.

Also what voice roles are available if you go through with the idea?
#7396 to #7395 - satoasami (06/26/2016) [-]
GIF
Who cares.

Anywho basically all Legend of Korra characters are applicable however the 2 hardest voices to pull off are obviously the main 2

You know who.
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#7397 to #7396 - captainspankmonkey (06/26/2016) [-]
Yea, hopefully if you do find a good one they aren't the type who know the source material and do not like the portrayal of the characters.
Yea, hopefully if you do find a good one they aren't the type who know the source material and do not like the portrayal of the characters.
#7346 - funkydiscomaggot (06/21/2016) [-]
>>420 testing
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#7384 to #7383 - captainspankmonkey (06/22/2016) [-]
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#7385 to #7384 - funkydiscomaggot (06/22/2016) [-]
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#7347 to #7346 - funkydiscomaggot (06/21/2016) [-]
damnit
#7348 to #7347 - captainspankmonkey (06/21/2016) [-]
>>7347
#7349 to #7348 - funkydiscomaggot (06/21/2016) [-]
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#7351 to #7349 - captainspankmonkey (06/21/2016) [-]
GIF
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#7359 to #7358 - captainspankmonkey (06/21/2016) [-]
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How to pray to the gods.
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#7368 to #7367 - captainspankmonkey (06/21/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"****captainspankmonkey rolled image** tfw he brings up good points though.
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#7369 to #7368 - funkydiscomaggot (06/21/2016) [-]
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#7350 to #7349 - funkydiscomaggot (06/21/2016) [-]
damnit me

>mfw
#7331 - funkydiscomaggot (06/17/2016) [-]
I decided to take the idea of The Four Tigers and create a history of the wurl a bit. I randomly generated a map using donjon and I like it, if I find out how to draw stuff on the picture, I'll let you know what parts of the map I'll be using.

TL;DR of the wurl = basically I'm using Chinese zodiac signs to decide how the history of this country goes. And the world is still pretty ancient, as the Era of the Golden Rat had all the warring tribes united and created a law system and efficient administration under the Xinshan ruling family. But not only law and administration but also many Wal-fei scholars popped up bringing a ton of wisdom (hence why it's era of the rat)

Over time the Xinshan family lost power and members of the Peiyong clan usurped the throne and this became the Era of the Green Ox. Under Peiyong administration the country became very industrious and a lot less researchy and philosophical. Major roads were built, palaces were built, city walls became a thing, and the military improved and farms were more efficient.

The fall of the Peiyong family came when the military began to take to much power (so japan shogun-like stuff) and warlords began to declare themselves independent. Militaristic Wal-fei followers began to rise up and take over cities and towns.

This sets up the story of The Four Tigers as the tiger comes after the ox in the chinese new year. So I kind have ideas of who the tigers are, so here's kind of a quick summary. There's four lucky colors for Chinese zodiac tigers so I'll just use those to describe them.

Blue tiger; A former Peiyong commander who follows his general into battle, only to lose very badly against a Wal-fei warlord who has control of one of (I don't know) provinces and he returns home only to have corrupt Peiyong officials sentence his general and his general's subordinates to death (so this includes him), so he escapes and finds refuge in the Wal-fei warlord's lands, and marries his daughter, where he assassinates his father-in-law when he's ill and takes over the lands for himself. This land serves as the foundation of his empire later on.

Gray Tiger; He is a fairly weak warlord who commands a minor county near the capital. The Peiyong emperor attempts to imprison the corrupt officials that the Blue tiger had to go up with but the emperor fails and calls upon the Gray Tiger to help him out, due to his close proximity to the capital. Gray Tiger and his small force enters the capital and wipes out the corrupt officials and declares himself as the Emperor's Hand (prime minister) and he eventually usurps the empire but doesn't kill the Peiyong clan.

White Tiger; The White tiger is the nephew of the emperor, he uses his name to gather those loyal to the Peiyong clan and uses these lords and their armies to capture a province or two and founds his empire as the rightful successor to the Peiyong so obviously now the Gray Tiger and White Tiger are natural enemies.

Orange Tiger: A scholar and a strategist, he is a general in the Gray Tiger's armies, after winning a great victory over the White Tiger's armies, the Gray Tiger appoints him as governor of a province. The Gray Tiger's highest generals have gone on campaigns which have ultimately led in failures for the Gray Tiger, so he challenges them directly by trying to take their positions. This snowballs as he attempts a coup d'etat against the Grey Tiger, but fails so he retreats to his province and declares himself independent, and then later declares himself emperor.

Now that all of them are emperor, this sets up the Era of the Four Tigers, that begins a civil war that lasts all of their lifetimes.
#7333 to #7331 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
I got names for the tigers

Blue = Jyo Zhiram
Gray = Aixiu Yuanjin
White = Kaga Peiyong
Orange = Rakliang Rensheng (Xiaoshun Marleng)

Also the color I have been calling them will be the color on their banners on their soldiers. Also i made Orange Tiger a woman cus y not.
#7334 to #7333 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
Also I got to note that it goes first name - last name with their names
#7335 to #7334 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
forgot* dammit
#7337 to #7335 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
The reason why Orange Tiger has a male name even though she is a woman is this; when she declares herself empress from her failed coup, many warlords are looking to remove her from power so her advisers tell her to take a male name and have her become an emperor to remove reasons for the traditionalists in her court, so she takes a male name and declares herself as emperor, so she's a man in name but not in body.
#7339 to #7337 - captainspankmonkey (06/18/2016) [-]
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It kind of looks like Cheinah too.
So our POI's are:
A sneaky lil cunt who probably can't Sun Tzu well. Like a poor mans Cao Cao.
A probably cool dude who wants all the power. Trying to be a bro and helping his Emperor then taking the throne but not killing the famiry.
A lil ****.
And a girl that Tumblr would love not because of her bravery or personality but because she is a girl with a male name. Cus y'know, that would mean she has 20 genders.
#7340 to #7339 - funkydiscomaggot (06/19/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot rolled user crixuz ** What do you think, faggot?
#7341 to #7340 - crixuz ONLINE (06/19/2016) [-]
i dont care
#7342 to #7341 - funkydiscomaggot (06/19/2016) [-]
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#7343 to #7342 - crixuz ONLINE (06/19/2016) [-]
K
#7332 to #7331 - funkydiscomaggot (06/17/2016) [-]
Inside the orange is what I plan on using for the country's borders.
#7336 to #7332 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
I revised on what I wanted as the borders. So there is steppes to the north so they're obviously going to be psuedo-Xianbei or something.
#7338 to #7336 - funkydiscomaggot (06/18/2016) [-]
I was very lazy with the very basic paint program that I had but I made the borders of each emperor.
#7344 to #7338 - captainspankmonkey (06/20/2016) [-]
One idea I got is with that "Marriage plot" thing we talked about earlier. Something like White using one of his family members to get into Grey's realm through marriage but Grey uses White's plan against him in and manages to take an entire realm without a single battle in the process, eliminating White.
Another thing that could be possible is Orange, being low on troops and supplies, could use men and trade from outside of Pseudo-China through force/persuasion and use sun tzu-esc tactics (by that I mean victory through minimal soldiers) with mercenary armies, though it may or may not back stab her later on.
On that note, you could expand upon outside kingdoms/people though given the story is in Pseudo-China, the outside would be Pseudo-Mongolia/Korean/Etc.
Each side could also have generals/heroes with their own personal goals but are loyal to their chosen leader or try to topple one of the four tigers. (I assume this is already in the story.)
>When someone says you can't conquer all of the realms.
#7345 to #7344 - funkydiscomaggot (06/20/2016) [-]
So my writing teachers have always said to use this when creating a story, I guess it makes sense as it makes multiple goals for you to get your characters to do, so I'll do it because y not.

Exposition/Introduction; This will set up the history of the land of Hoqie and it's ancient history and previous rulers and stuff. It introduces one of the characters and follows him for a bit before the others become relevant, so Orange Tiger (Xiaoshun Malong) is introduced last, so up first is Blue Tiger (Jyo Zhiram) and him dealing with corrupt court officials, where this sets up conflict

Conflict: Now the corrupt officials have had one of the tigers get away, now they all get slaughtered by the Gray Tiger (Aixiu Yuanjin) and he sets himself up as a prime minister. Now White Tiger (Kaga Peiyong) is introduced as he retreats from the capital and calls for loyal lords and takes over stuff

Climax: Now at this point there are three emperors with Orange being introduced a little bit earlier winning a decisive victory. And at this point Blue and White have a temporary alliance and a psuedo-Battle of Red Cliffs happens and Gray retreats and Orange attempts a coup d'etat and fails

Falling Action: Now stuff is boring and everyone is an emperor so battles are being fought and people are plotting.

Resolution: Now at this point they're all old and start dying, ending the story.

But then I might write an epilogue telling of how the grandson of Aixiu Yuanjin (gray) unites the lands of Hoqie
#7328 - funkydiscomaggot (06/16/2016) [-]
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#7329 to #7328 - funkydiscomaggot (06/16/2016) [-]
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#7330 to #7329 - captainspankmonkey (06/17/2016) [-]
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Also >deleting your porn.
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#7316 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Last night had me thinking...How good are you at making Pepe edits

I would love an AsamREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE edit so badly.
#7317 to #7316 - captainspankmonkey (05/10/2016) [-]
I've never done a single one, so my ********* edits will go into poo in the loo-tier edits.
Or I manage to find a way to make it work.
Either way, I'm up for that. Might take some time though.
#7318 to #7317 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Do it...
#7320 to #7319 - satoasami (05/10/2016) [-]
Yes. Good enough
#7314 - captainspankmonkey (04/14/2016) [-]
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#7303 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Sneak preview...
#7304 to #7303 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Is that what I ******* think it is.
#7305 to #7304 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Yee.
#7306 to #7305 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
Top ******* tier taste.
#7307 to #7306 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Try and guess what is happening right now...
#7308 to #7307 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
She's gonna end someone's laifu over insulting her waifu?
#7309 to #7308 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
if the last chapter wasn't flagged for stupid **** I'd show you a comparison shot

Basically it was that threat Korra told Asami. Korra said shut off the factories and remember they crossed their fingers stating that they wouldn't

How do do you think Winter is going to respond to Korra's threats by ignoring what she demanded? Give you a hint...she isn't gonna kill anybody but that gun is being used to send a message.
#7310 to #7309 - captainspankmonkey (04/04/2016) [-]
>Not killing people
Lil' Henry better be used for something good.
#7311 to #7310 - satoasami (04/04/2016) [-]
Warning shot
#7299 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]
<---

"And everywhere he looked...all he saw was hatred....and darkness, death, and fear"- Murrlogic before loading the gun and ending all
#7300 to #7299 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
If the belly fills, it's cancerthatkills.
Or deviantart.
#7301 to #7300 - satoasami (04/01/2016) [-]
I get no progress on my art and instead I am treated to this....
#7302 to #7301 - captainspankmonkey (04/01/2016) [-]
This waifu is attractive and is from a popular show.
The fetishists were on it from the start.
#7285 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
#7286 to #7285 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Why wasn't I notified of this?
While Ruby is getting sick of the pollution, Asami and Winter are harnassing the power of the pollution onto their bodies.
Such is the way of the Pollution benders.
#7287 to #7286 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its not done yet. This is a sneak preview

And that's only half the comic that's been colored.
#7288 to #7287 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
>that ass shot
>that full body shot
I can feel the rage of the people who don't like the mix of pollution and tiddies, and the raging boners of others.
#7289 to #7288 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
People are already calling my DA autistic

didn't take long. murrlogic1.deviantart.com/
#7290 to #7289 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I was expecting more people complaining in the comments on some of them.
Now to wait and see if that person who got you banned in the first place comes back with a vengeance.
#7291 to #7290 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
That pisses me off. Its like no one takes the time to critisize anymore unless you're on FJ or 4chan
#7292 to #7291 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
DA doesn't argue or criticize unless it's someone outside of the website itself. Post ****** fetishes or stupid art and you say one thing negative and they think you're a "meany bo-beany". If they do argue, they apologize every second.
It's boring as ****.
#7293 to #7292 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Its really boring

The only people who seem to actively despise me is Backroom.
#7294 to #7293 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Doesn't /co/ want to hang you on a cross for your sins against their ship?
At least, from what I've heard.
#7295 to #7294 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Is this true?
#7296 to #7295 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
I'm not positive, I recall seeing looking through the /co/ catalog and saw a thread with your **** on it. Didn't check much since I was at work, though I remember a guy thinking it was made of pure autism.
#7297 to #7296 - satoasami (03/25/2016) [-]
Oh yeah...that.

They wanna storytime my comics but they aren't even finished yet.
#7298 to #7297 - captainspankmonkey (03/25/2016) [-]
Well they better be ******* patient, this stuff takes time and gold takes time. I think.

"*********** is canon and pure. why would he made comics where rich wooman is meany. we must analysis et"
#7275 - satoasami (02/21/2016) [-]
I miss my old account

I worked really hard in making it into the *********** utopia that I purposely created it to be
#7276 to #7275 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
The ******** King is dead
Long live the New King.

But hey, maybe all the people that blocked and put hide all on your comments can see you again. So they can block and hide you once more.
#7277 to #7276 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Might as well show this

In production
#7278 to #7277 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
>Deforestation
>Overworking female work force
>Super Capitalism (I suppose)
Offensive/10 already and it ain't even done.
#7279 to #7278 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Goddamit I want more Asami Patcha's.

Or LoK patcha's in general.
#7280 to #7279 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
I could try and make some in my spar time whenever I'm not dicking around in games about Ancient China.

Also more Asami ones in terms of what? Different clothes or some **** from your storys?
#7281 to #7280 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Pollution in the background

Deforestation
Strip mining
air polution
#7282 to #7281 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
What about Asami? Got a specific outfit?
#7283 to #7282 - satoasami (02/22/2016) [-]
Lavish and expensive.

Also pretty.
#7284 to #7283 - captainspankmonkey (02/22/2016) [-]
Righto then.
#7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 355** It seems in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, that those with more power than others turn into complete dicks. I kind of liked Yuan Shao as he wasn't an egotistical dickbutt to the other confederate lords. And then when everyone went home, he decides "HEY I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS DUDE'S LAND, HEY GONGSUN ZAN, HELP ME" and then Gongsun Zan helps him and he was promised land but then Yuan Shao was like lolnop. So then Yuan Shao turned into dickbutt and Gongsun Zan is kind of a coward.

Fast forward some months and Wang Yun uses his daughter-figure, Diao Chan, to manipulate Lu Bu and Dong Zhou into a rivalry, where Dong Zhou is invited back to the Imperial Capital of Chang'an, where Lu Bu, his own god damn adopted son (he was bribed to be his son, darn corrupted ppl) stabs him in the throat with a spear. And how people react to the sudden political power shift, it seems Wang Yun kind of took over Dong Zhou's position, and then Wang Yun ordered the execution of the Dong's and Zhou's subordinates and the burning of Meiwo. Did Lu Bu and Diao Chan get married? It never directly said as far as I'm aware.

wot the hell is going on in this book im confused
#7258 to #7257 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
hi there lolnop how you doin
#7259 to #7258 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
it was me all along, I was yuan shao
#7260 to #7259 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
ur a faggot, ur bro is also a faggot for not sending supplies to Sun Jian


have you read the book?
#7261 to #7260 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
**** man, I've been trying to go incognito and turn over a new leaf here, why you gotta bring up old ****?

not actually, but I have a general idea from some dynasty warriors games I played long ago.

#7262 to #7261 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
are the dynasty warriors games any good? i've never played them and actually haven't heard about it until i looked at Civ V mods
#7263 to #7262 - lolnop (01/31/2016) [-]
It depends, some of the early ones are really meh (some people like 3/3XL a lot because it has good AI), so if you're interested you'd want to try 7 or 8. I haven't played those two, but if it's anything like Gundam warriors, the later games will definitely be way better gameplay-wise. As far as whether or not the warrior games are "good" really depends on how into the setting you are mostly. I really enjoyed Gundam Warriors 3 because I liked getting all the suits from every series, and I enjoyed Hyrule Warriors because it was a vast improvement on the warriors formula (auto sprinting, the extra mission maps, cool boss fights, the simple level up system, unlockable weapons to give characters different properties, etc.)

It can be hit or miss with some people if they're not into the content of the game, because a lot of people think of it as a mindless hack n slash game due to the fact it's relatively "easy" compared to other games (though pretty much every warriors game has challenge missions/hard mode). However, if you're into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you might find it a fun, mildly historical romp.
#7264 to #7263 - compared (01/31/2016) [-]
Ty for the mention.
#7267 to #7266 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
The faggot is here, finally.
#7269 to #7268 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
so what do you think of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
#7270 to #7269 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with &quot;blah blah morales&quot; &quot;blah blah philosophy&quot; and just said &quot;just write fun yet biased war history, fam&quot;.
For a war story, it was pretty good. It didn't beat around the bush with "blah blah morales" "blah blah philosophy" and just said "just write fun yet biased war history, fam".
#7271 to #7270 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll picture*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolled image** why is yuan shao a faggot now
#7272 to #7271 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 917** Because he sucks at taking helpful advice.
#7273 to #7272 - funkydiscomaggot (01/31/2016) [-]
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**funkydiscomaggot rolls 804** why is captainspankmonkey a faggot
#7274 to #7273 - captainspankmonkey (01/31/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll picture*"**
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**captainspankmonkey rolls 735** Why is funkydiscomaggot a faggot?
#7255 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
GIF
Why do people automatically associate swords with autism? I have a vast sword collection, mostly Asian and Old Norse blades which seem to be the main issues, and I don't understand how this makes me autistic. I'm a virgin, yes, but swords actually make me MORE likely to get laid. I have had countless conversations with cute, cute girls in my classes about the weapons I own. I have been able to speak to women for the first time because they want to know about my Viking Sword, or my latest Bamboo handled Katana. I dream of meeting a girl called anya so I can say "I own a Katana but I want a cute Anya", that is when I will lose my virginity. But I'm not autistic. I buy these swords to use as often as I can. I have many friends.

something from 4chan that immediately needs to be turned into a copypasta
#7256 to #7255 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
I saw this yesterday.
#7253 - funkydiscomaggot (01/30/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 472** At least I'm not a heretic.

Make poses with me
#7254 to #7253 - captainspankmonkey (01/30/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 124** At least I'm not not the king of the children's card game.

All of the poses.

#7251 - funkydiscomaggot (01/22/2016) [-]
I thumbed up your Star Wars **** comment without knowing you commented it.
MFW you're actually funny
#7250 - captainspankmonkey (01/19/2016) [-]
What are you doing on my profile, asshole?
#7248 - funkydiscomaggot (01/15/2016) [-]
**funkydiscomaggot used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**funkydiscomaggot rolls 031**
#7249 to #7248 - captainspankmonkey (01/15/2016) [-]
**captainspankmonkey used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**captainspankmonkey rolls 927**