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User avatar #1764 - toothlessthedragon (08/07/2011) [-]
But i like to use a knife
#1795 to #1822 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 11**
#1796 to #1823 - toothlessthedragon (08/07/2011) [-]
**toothlessthedragon rolls 67** no dubs?  
i throw the random numbers on the ground!
**toothlessthedragon rolls 67** no dubs?
i throw the random numbers on the ground!
#1797 to #1824 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 85** i just pull them out of my ass
**captainspankmonkey rolls 85** i just pull them out of my ass
#1766 to #1793 - toothlessthedragon (08/07/2011) [-]
ok im going upstairs now
ok im going upstairs now
#1767 to #1794 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]
and im going outside
and im going outside
#1772 to #1799 - toothlessthedragon (08/07/2011) [-]
interesting
interesting
#1773 to #1800 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]
1 question:ive never seen how to train your dragon.
is it good?
#1775 to #1802 - captainspankmonkey (08/07/2011) [-]
Then i will remember to watch it when i got time.
Then i will remember to watch it when i got time.
User avatar #1754 to #1781 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Fool! Don't you know that Mormons are castrated at birth?
#1755 to #1782 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
Do you really think i would waste my time learning about that?
#1756 to #1783 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Because that information would have saved your life, sad
*stabs in the back of the neck with a knife/cross*
#1757 to #1784 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
you didnt know i saved a mushroom in my pocket and now i have an extra life
*fires pistol and kills you*
#1758 to #1785 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Did i not tell you we were the immortals? The invincibles?
*Steve raises up from the dead*
#1759 to #1786 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
Greaaaaaaaaat,now i have to go on a quest to find a magical orb in mount 			*********		 with my super spoon and grab the orb before the waffle overlord catches me again.
Greaaaaaaaaat,now i have to go on a quest to find a magical orb in mount ********* with my super spoon and grab the orb before the waffle overlord catches me again.
#1760 to #1787 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Go now, your journey awaits you
#1734 to #1761 - brendantheferret (07/31/2011) [-]
Please do friend, do not suffer eternal banishment to the moon
#1735 to #1762 - captainspankmonkey (07/31/2011) [-]
Bullet has no time for this
#1736 to #1763 - brendantheferret (07/31/2011) [-]
Do you have 5 seconds?
Because if i ejaculate in front of you all will become clear.
#1738 to #1765 - brendantheferret (07/31/2011) [-]
You heard me, is it a deal?
#1740 to #1767 - brendantheferret (07/31/2011) [-]
Well alright, i'm going to just do it anyways
#1742 to #1769 - brendantheferret (07/31/2011) [-]
*ziiiiip*
Prepare for the truth captain
#1743 to #1770 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
*takes out fists*
Come at me bro
#1744 to #1771 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
*ejaculates*
Do you see now?
#1745 to #1772 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
it landed on my hair
btw i called the police
#1746 to #1773 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Haha you fool, we are the ultimates, the invincibles.
No mortal law enforcement can stop us.
Also the cum in your hair is making Steve horny.
#1747 to #1774 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
*30 mins later*  
im sorry i think i killed steve
*30 mins later*
im sorry i think i killed steve
#1748 to #1775 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
you shouldn't have done that
#1750 to #1777 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
Would you like a pamphlet of all the ways i can kick your ass?
#1751 to #1778 - captainspankmonkey (08/01/2011) [-]
I dont think i would need to,freakboy
#1752 to #1779 - brendantheferret (08/01/2011) [-]
*leaps at you and grabs by the throat*
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User avatar #1728 - scatmanjohn (07/30/2011) [-]
TO:CAPTAINSPANKMONKEY'S MM

I've drank my own piss before, I've sniffed my crotch before, and every version of 2Girls 1Cup has been banned from the web.
User avatar #1729 to #1756 - captainspankmonkey (07/30/2011) [-]
now i thought there was still a 2 girls 1cup
i never knew it was banned
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#1713 - chicomole (07/29/2011) [-]
these guys love spiderman alot apparently, maybe even more than ponies, anywho enjoy the goldmine of new spiderman pics capt

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#1714 to #1741 - captainspankmonkey (07/29/2011) [-]
Thank god for ponychan!
#1715 to #1742 - chicomole (07/29/2011) [-]
indeed, im almost done getting all my pics
#1716 to #1743 - captainspankmonkey (07/29/2011) [-]
Now all i need to do is find a thread to post them on
thumbS HEAVEN
#1717 to #1744 - chicomole (07/29/2011) [-]
all the thumbs will belong to us!!!
User avatar #1701 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
I didn't ask YOU to read it, but whatever XD
Sup?
#1702 to #1729 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
I was curious,but now i regret it >_<
ok,you?
#1703 to #1730 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
Regret? I thought it was more interesting. (Freaky, but interesting)
You'll never read anything like it anywhere else XD

Not bad. Going through the list of victims that died last week.
Haven't seen anybody I know, but the whole list isn't out yet...
#1704 to #1731 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
I thought it was waaaaaay more freaky then interesting
I dont care,if i wanted to see something creepy yet interesting id watch a serbian film.

Yea,
wait where did you find the list?
#1705 to #1732 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
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I'm from Norway and that is a Norwegian newspaper.  
Didn't find anyone I knew though...
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I'm from Norway and that is a Norwegian newspaper.
Didn't find anyone I knew though...
#1706 to #1733 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
Lol i dont see any familiar faces either.
#1707 to #1734 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
You're from Norway?
#1708 to #1735 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
No i have norwegian in me and i was wondering if any relatives were on that list.
No i have norwegian in me and i was wondering if any relatives were on that list.
User avatar #1709 to #1736 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
How much Norwegian?
User avatar #1711 to #1738 - hansjsand (07/28/2011) [-]
1/3rd? Then you probably know some phrases.
User avatar #1712 to #1739 - captainspankmonkey (07/29/2011) [-]
not many only a few
User avatar #1720 to #1740 - hansjsand (07/29/2011) [-]
Tell me!
Sometime the phrases are ****** up XD
Once I had to correct a guy that thought geiteballer was hello XD
Geiteballer=Goat balls...
User avatar #1721 to #1748 - captainspankmonkey (07/29/2011) [-]
God jul og godt nytt ar and god reise(merry christmas and bon voyage)
User avatar #1722 to #1749 - hansjsand (07/29/2011) [-]
God jul og godt nyttår = merry christmas and a happy new year (Closeenough.jpg)
Yours weren't nearly as funny as the guy that had learned a fisherman song... From Bergen...
He didn't know what hit him when he was singing for a Norwegian relative...
User avatar #1724 to #1751 - hansjsand (07/29/2011) [-]
Not kidding. He thought it was the story about a fishermans love for the sea, but in the reality it was more like the fisherman comes home, ***** his wife while slapping her on the ass with a salmon, yells for her to get the dinner on the table and set out to catch more fish...
User avatar #1725 to #1752 - captainspankmonkey (07/29/2011) [-]
and what did the person who was listening do?
User avatar #1726 to #1753 - hansjsand (07/29/2011) [-]
He told me the woman slapped him and yelled to never utter those words again.
#1686 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, THERE'S GONNA BE SOME ROCKIN'
#1687 to #1714 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT,WE WILL SHOOK ALL NIGHT LONG.
#1688 to #1715 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, IM UP TO MY NECK IN YOU
#1689 to #1716 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT,WE WILL RIDE THE ROCK AND ROLL TRAIN
#1690 to #1717 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, We're BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
#1691 to #1718 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT,WE WILL SHOOT TO THRILL
#1692 to #1719 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, AIN'T NO FUN WAITING ROUND TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!
#1693 to #1720 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT,WE GO TO SIN CITY
#1694 to #1721 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT, WE CAUSE RIFF RAFF!
#1695 to #1722 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
TONIGHT,WE WILL BE BACK IN BLACK
#1696 to #1723 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
THATS NOT BON SCOTT. AND I BELIEVE A BUNCH OF ONES YOU SAID WERE NOT BON SCOTT.
#1697 to #1724 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
Oh,sorry
i was thinking about just AC/DC songs and not just bon
sorry
#1698 to #1725 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
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Lol jk, its fine i was using my itunes to remember names of the 'non-popular' songs anyway lol.
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Lol jk, its fine i was using my itunes to remember names of the 'non-popular' songs anyway lol.
#1699 to #1726 - captainspankmonkey (07/28/2011) [-]
I was using youtube.
#1700 to #1727 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE (07/28/2011) [-]
and in that one you should have said...



TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN SIN CITY!
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#1683 to #1709 - captainspankmonkey (07/26/2011) [-]
I saw that too.
I saw that too.
#1684 to #1711 - schjr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1685 to #1712 - captainspankmonkey (07/26/2011) [-]
lol i did too alittle
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#1673 to #1700 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
mfw when i look at this picture.
#1676 to #1702 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
Im very disturbed yet i wanna laugh.
#1677 to #1704 - MillionsKnives (07/24/2011) [-]
Yep, that's what that pic does to ya, same with this one.
#1678 to #1705 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
Not sure if dick with balls

or rainbow dash with tits
#1679 to #1706 - MillionsKnives (07/24/2011) [-]
Definitely the latter.
#1680 to #1707 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
yea.....still very weird
yea.....still very weird
#1675 to #1699 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
Abe approves of this.
#1631 to #1654 - omegasoul (07/23/2011) [-]
I THINK I AM BETTER THAN YOU...
#1635 to #1659 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
what do you mean?
what do you mean?
#1637 to #1663 - omegasoul (07/23/2011) [-]
I'M HIGHER IN CONTENT   
I'M HIGHER IN SUB'S  
AND I'M ALL MOST TO YOU IN COMMENTS
I'M HIGHER IN CONTENT
I'M HIGHER IN SUB'S
AND I'M ALL MOST TO YOU IN COMMENTS
#1640 to #1665 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
i dont care much about content
i dont care much of subs
IM NOT LETTING MY COMMENT RANK LOSE TO YOU,BRING IT ON!!!!
#1642 to #1668 - omegasoul (07/23/2011) [-]
SO...IT HAS BEGUN
#1653 to #1680 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
lol did you make that?
User avatar #1656 to #1681 - omegasoul (07/24/2011) [-]
IT'S REDANDFRIEND'S PIC
#1661 to #1686 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
Is that you?
becuase if it is,we look similiar.
#1662 to #1689 - omegasoul (07/24/2011) [-]
NOT EVEN CLOSE THAT IS REDANDFRIEND'S
#1664 to #1690 - captainspankmonkey (07/24/2011) [-]
lol,but he does look like a younger verison of me
User avatar #1670 to #1695 - omegasoul (07/24/2011) [-]
NO THANK YOU
User avatar #1647 to #1674 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
it*
How the **** did i screw up there
#1638 to #1661 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
come at me bro
but be tell me how you gonna attack me becuase i cant see ****
#1643 to #1666 - chicomole (07/23/2011) [-]
ill attack from the back with this card and then processed to raping you with that card
#1650 to #1676 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
i now activate my trap card,creepy as 			****		 gif
i now activate my trap card,creepy as **** gif
#1654 to #1678 - chicomole (07/23/2011) [-]
-1000 life points for me
#1659 to #1683 - chicomole (07/24/2011) [-]
lol indeed
lol indeed
#1668 to #1694 - chicomole (07/24/2011) [-]
celverbot you so clever, and brb i gotta eat :P
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User avatar #1628 to #1655 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
what problems?
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User avatar #1634 to #1660 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
did you check if something called compatibility view is on or off?
becuase when i turn it on FJ goes down hill for me.
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User avatar #1641 to #1664 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
oh,then i dont know how to fix your computer.
maybe its running slow but im not sure.
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#1622 to #1649 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
so?
i dont care about the level
just unless i have my acc and my pals im ok
and possible a rank in the top 50 comments.
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User avatar #1624 to #1651 - captainspankmonkey (07/23/2011) [-]
lol :P congrats on the level and thanks.
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User avatar #1617 - omegasoul (07/15/2011) [-]
YOUR MESSAGE NEEDS MORE BACON
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User avatar #1613 to #1640 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
no,i was just curious if there are any thumb parties.
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#1595 to #1622 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 13**
oh hey
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#1597 to #1624 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 01**
talking to people if i go sleep.
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#1599 to #1626 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 83**
true story,bro
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#1601 to #1628 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 09**
untill i hear the dumb as a dick neighbor scream when he sees the present i left near his window.
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#1603 to #1630 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
Well it all started when one day this jackass insulted my friends girlfriend.  
so he gave me a dildo and a note that saies &quot;i loved the way you 			******		 me in bed. love,your sexy girl&quot;  
once his wife sees that 			****		 will get real.
Well it all started when one day this jackass insulted my friends girlfriend.
so he gave me a dildo and a note that saies "i loved the way you ****** me in bed. love,your sexy girl"
once his wife sees that **** will get real.
User avatar #1604 to #1631 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
the jackass was my neighbor
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#1610 to #1637 - captainspankmonkey (07/15/2011) [-]
well im out
they are screaming like mad and the cat just ran off in fear and tipped over a tv tray
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#1560 to #1570 - captainspankmonkey (07/14/2011) [-]
so is this.
so is this.
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#1562 to #1572 - captainspankmonkey (07/14/2011) [-]
and thats what mommy likes...
wait what ._.
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#1564 to #1574 - captainspankmonkey (07/14/2011) [-]
Same as my keyboard cat.
Same as my keyboard cat.
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User avatar #1567 to #1577 - captainspankmonkey (07/14/2011) [-]
yea for some reason the reply button isnt working on that one picture
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#1569 to #1579 - captainspankmonkey (07/14/2011) [-]
....i dont know how to do those
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#1550 to #1556 - hateandwhiskey (07/13/2011) [-]
If there was ever a perfect time to use that.

It was now.
#1551 to #1557 - captainspankmonkey (07/13/2011) [-]
Yes indeed,
here is fluttershy
#1528 to #1534 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
It's fitting, don't'chu think?
User avatar #1532 to #1538 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
The **** is that?
#1533 to #1539 - captainspankmonkey (07/12/2011) [-]
i dont know where its from
just sorta saved it.
#1534 to #1540 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
I feel like I'm supposed to know it from somewhere.

Oh, and Ainsley Harriot.
#1535 to #1541 - captainspankmonkey (07/12/2011) [-]
yea...

oh hi there.
#1538 to #1544 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
Ho-ho.

./laugh noises
#1540 to #1546 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
So much Ainsley.

...yet...not enough Ainsley.
#1541 to #1547 - captainspankmonkey (07/12/2011) [-]
Thats where i come in.
i tend to scare people with pics of him.
#1542 to #1548 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
**** that **** .

Thread is derailed.

Thread is now Fluttershy.
#1543 to #1549 - captainspankmonkey (07/12/2011) [-]
Yet,i have no pics of her.
#1544 to #1550 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
Yes, but I do.

I have plenty.
#1546 to #1552 - hateandwhiskey (07/12/2011) [-]
As am I.
User avatar #1525 - nommas (07/12/2011) [-]
1. yes
2. 0
3. yes
4. **** furries, they can go die. Ponies are okay but bronies are fags.
5. yes
6. no
7. 0
8. Hell no. Adm!n can go **** himself.
9. yes
10. crunchy
User avatar #1524 - omegasoul (07/12/2011) [-]
YES 1-10
User avatar #1523 - joshofsouls (07/12/2011) [-]
1. Love it.
2. Once before, never again.
3. Yeah, who hasn't
4. I don't mind them, I don't hate on anyone.
5. I love spidey, He's a cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
6. No, because I don't think he's ready for the job.
7. Twice.
8. Yeah, of course I do.
9. I don't really know him enough to say so.
10. Crunchy, Satan loves the feeling.
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