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#2706 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/28/2011) [-]
How your day going monkey?
How your day going monkey?
#2707 to #2746 - captainspankmonkey (09/28/2011) [-]
I just woke up,alittle tired.  
You?
I just woke up,alittle tired.
You?
#2708 to #2747 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/28/2011) [-]
Got a cold and I'm sorry my reply is late, I just got back on.
#2711 to #2748 - captainspankmonkey (09/28/2011) [-]
Warm soup helps with colds,well it works for me that is.
Warm soup helps with colds,well it works for me that is.
#2712 to #2751 - iamawesomelyawesom (09/28/2011) [-]
Yeah, I've already had soup.
Yeah, I've already had soup.
#2713 to #2752 - captainspankmonkey (09/28/2011) [-]
Hmm,im not sure what to do about that.
Hmm,im not sure what to do about that.
#2697 - pretzelz (09/26/2011) [-]
**pretzelz rolls 86**
#2698 to #2736 - captainspankmonkey (09/26/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 81**
lol sorry,i was getting a bunch of messages and i didnt even notice you commented on my profile.
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#2695 to #2733 - captainspankmonkey (09/25/2011) [-]
Why thank you.
Why thank you.
#2688 - drphoenixwright (09/22/2011) [-]
This pic makes me LOL
#2672 - drphoenixwright (09/22/2011) [-]
***** you level up fast.
***** you level up fast.
#2674 to #2711 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2011) [-]
Yep,i thank it all from having no life
but then i got a life and i dont comment on posts that much
#2676 to #2713 - drphoenixwright (09/22/2011) [-]
I would level up faster if it weren´t for school, haven´t got something lower than 9 (in my country the it´s from 5 to 10) in years.
#2677 to #2715 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2011) [-]
I see,school doesnt bother me that much knowing that it ends more quickly.
#2671 - drphoenixwright (09/22/2011) [-]
Hey monkey, can you help me to spread the word in this vid?: http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2641903/Its+so+beautiful/
Hey monkey, can you help me to spread the word in this vid?: http://www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/2641903/Its+so+beautiful/
#2673 to #2710 - captainspankmonkey (09/22/2011) [-]
i would mm it but i wasted it on something stupid
#2675 to #2712 - drphoenixwright (09/22/2011) [-]
I already did, but don´t worry about, and also, *****, you level up faster than slowpoke.
#2669 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (09/20/2011) [-]
Oh **** ***** you leveled up fast
#2670 to #2708 - captainspankmonkey (09/20/2011) [-]
Yep,i got it from commenting alot.
#2659 - iAmAmerican (09/19/2011) [-]
I watched Archer and Louie. Those are the only things I watch on FX nowadays.
#2661 to #2698 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2011) [-]
I never saw Louie sadly.How good is it?
#2652 - toothlessthedragon (09/19/2011) [-]
i like archer
#2653 to #2691 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2011) [-]
One of the best shows ive seen on tv lately.
One of the best shows ive seen on tv lately.
#2654 to #2692 - toothlessthedragon (09/19/2011) [-]
i like the office to
i like the office to
#2655 to #2693 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2011) [-]
I havent seen that show in a long time now.
Although its still very funny.
#2656 to #2694 - toothlessthedragon (09/19/2011) [-]
scrubs?
scrubs?
#2657 to #2695 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2011) [-]
Yep,ive seen that aswell.
Yep,ive seen that aswell.
#2660 to #2697 - captainspankmonkey (09/19/2011) [-]
ok i saw that show,family guy,top gear,and so on.
ok i saw that show,family guy,top gear,and so on.
#2646 to #2681 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2011) [-]
Lol,i saw that earlier and sorry for the late response,archer was on.
#2647 to #2682 - eatdicknigga (09/16/2011) [-]
<3 that show
#2648 to #2683 - captainspankmonkey (09/16/2011) [-]
Lol yea,the only show ive been watching on tv lately.
#2640 to #2675 - captainspankmonkey (09/15/2011) [-]
I fricking love you man.i havent heard this song in a long time and it still makes me sad,in a good way.
#2641 to #2676 - eatdicknigga (09/15/2011) [-]
Dude that is liek my fav song ever so it's all good


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxzEeKfpyIg&feature=related

now cheer up
#2642 to #2677 - captainspankmonkey (09/15/2011) [-]
lol happy times.
lol happy times.
#2633 to #2668 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
I ******* lol that guy
I ******* lol that guy
#2634 to #2669 - eatdicknigga (09/14/2011) [-]
Say whaaaaaaaaaaat
#2635 to #2670 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
Say waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
#2637 to #2672 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
lol i was doing something but LOL
#2626 - eatdicknigga (09/14/2011) [-]
Roxanne!
#2627 to #2662 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
what?
#2628 to #2663 - eatdicknigga (09/14/2011) [-]
It's a song ******
#2629 to #2664 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
Oh yea,it was a song from the police.
#2630 to #2665 - eatdicknigga (09/14/2011) [-]
Yes
#2618 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
#2619 to #2654 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
<--what i would be in a few years
#2620 to #2655 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled user adwahg**
who im gonna sleep with
#2621 to #2656 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
*roll x*
#2622 to #2657 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
#2623 to #2658 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
#2624 to #2659 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
#2625 to #2660 - captainspankmonkey (09/13/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
**captainspankmonkey rolled a random image**
#2638 to #2661 - captainspankmonkey (09/14/2011) [-]
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#2599 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
your friend come back?
#2600 to #2635 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2011) [-]
Hell no,its been 5 days and i havent seen him since
#2601 to #2636 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
well i guess its time for a scooby-doo show
TO THE VAN
#2602 to #2637 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2011) [-]
Fine but if i hear that theme song 1 more damn time....
#2603 to #2638 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
did you ask around?
#2604 to #2639 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2011) [-]
Yes,ive asked if anyone knows where he went.
#2605 to #2640 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
well sens i dont think you are me lives ner him. it donst makes finding him easy
#2607 to #2641 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2011) [-]
Yep,it seems like this wont be a easy job.
#2608 to #2643 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
well i guess we that means you can only wait
so hows your day
#2609 to #2644 - captainspankmonkey (09/11/2011) [-]
Yep,maybe he is trolling us...
Fine,besides the minor odd moments.
yours?
#2614 to #2649 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2616 to #2651 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2606 to #2641 - toolmaster (09/11/2011) [-]
and i cant look a his profile
#2584 - nITE (09/09/2011) [-]
Whos dead
#2592 to #2620 - toolmaster (09/10/2011) [-]
so were is dead guy?
#2585 to #2620 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2011) [-]
Chicomole.
#2586 to #2621 - nITE (09/09/2011) [-]
Resurrection
#2587 to #2622 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2011) [-]
sounds possible but im no good at doing resurrection
#2588 to #2623 - nITE (09/09/2011) [-]
I know a guy
#2589 to #2624 - captainspankmonkey (09/09/2011) [-]
and who may that be?
#2591 to #2625 - toolmaster (09/10/2011) [-]
hay
#2594 to #2627 - captainspankmonkey (09/10/2011) [-]
Howdy,im not actually 100% sure he is dead
but if my friend doesnt appear in 2 more days i will ask for the resurrection.
#2595 to #2630 - toolmaster (09/10/2011) [-]
wait he's missing. well for a resurrection i need the body.
we can trak him down. well if he do's come back you want a humen brane?
#2596 to #2631 - captainspankmonkey (09/10/2011) [-]
Yea,i havent seen him in awhile,i assume he is either dead or missing and im not sure where the body is.I dont feel like tracking him down now yet and no i have plent of those.
#2597 to #2632 - toolmaster (09/10/2011) [-]
he's probly not dead but if he or eney one els truns up dead i bring them back
thay mite not be the same but as long as you selfesh and crazy wishes come true in the form of a zombie or mangld hep of walking flash thats shoud never been made. im fine
#2598 to #2633 - captainspankmonkey (09/10/2011) [-]
ok doky and im fine if that happens lol.
ok doky and im fine if that happens lol.
#2590 to #2625 - nITE (09/10/2011) [-]
toolmaster
#2593 to #2626 - captainspankmonkey (09/10/2011) [-]
Ahh i see
#2566 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
I don't think God liked your last massmessage.. :d
#2567 to #2602 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
&lt;--XD
<--XD
#2568 to #2603 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
&lt;- God: &quot;Why you gotta be this way..? Cpt.Spank..&quot;
<- God: "Why you gotta be this way..? Cpt.Spank.."
#2569 to #2604 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
Becuase you hit my with thunder when i laughed at your son when i saw a picture of him nailed on a cross saying &quot;if your happy clap your hands&quot;
Becuase you hit my with thunder when i laughed at your son when i saw a picture of him nailed on a cross saying "if your happy clap your hands"
#2571 to #2605 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
God has emotional issues XD
God has emotional issues XD
#2572 to #2607 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
Probably from all the things he had to take care.  
&lt;--him when his son was put on the cross.
Probably from all the things he had to take care.
<--him when his son was put on the cross.
#2574 to #2608 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
take care of*
i need to spellcheck more XD
#2573 to #2608 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
Work-related stress, huh?   
&lt;- After letting diseases run wild and kill millions of 'innocent' people as byproduct
Work-related stress, huh?
<- After letting diseases run wild and kill millions of 'innocent' people as byproduct
#2575 to #2609 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
Yep &gt;.&gt;   
&lt;--him when people ask him favors and pray for good things  
God:.......spam
Yep >.>
<--him when people ask him favors and pray for good things
God:.......spam
#2576 to #2611 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
&lt;- Him when someone prays for winning the lottery for the 10 000th time?

<- Him when someone prays for winning the lottery for the 10 000th time?
#2577 to #2612 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
&lt;-him when he is messing with peoples lifes

<-him when he is messing with peoples lifes
#2578 to #2613 - valax (09/08/2011) [-]
&lt;- After giving some of the greatest performers and actors Parkinson's?

<- After giving some of the greatest performers and actors Parkinson's?
#2570 to #2605 - captainspankmonkey (09/08/2011) [-]
me*....oy
#2555 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
**captainspankmonkey rolls 534**
#2479 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
So I heard you like cookies? :L
#2540 to #2496 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
All the more reason to wake everyone up at 9:44 pm and piss them all off.
All the more reason to wake everyone up at 9:44 pm and piss them all off.
#2541 to #2557 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
&lt;- The following school day?
<- The following school day?
#2542 to #2558 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
<--what my friends want to do to me after i pissed em all off?
#2543 to #2559 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
<- You?
#2544 to #2560 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
&lt;-when people see me talking to bread?
<-when people see me talking to bread?
#2545 to #2561 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
&lt;- After the bread talks back?
<- After the bread talks back?
#2546 to #2562 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
<--everyone?
#2547 to #2563 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
<- After you finally have to eat the bread..?
#2548 to #2564 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
<--? :d
#2549 to #2565 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
<- Five years later? >.>
#2550 to #2566 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
&lt;-2 years after that?
<-2 years after that?
#2551 to #2567 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
<- Maybe.. Just.. Maybe.. :c

XD
#2520 to #2496 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
He is still a jackass in the other naruto series :d  
  
Ive only got through half of the series :d
He is still a jackass in the other naruto series :d

Ive only got through half of the series :d
#2521 to #2537 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
Plus he gets his ass kicked >.>

Seen the episode with them playing baseball?
#2522 to #2538 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
And he bitches way louder :P

Not yet >.> although iv beeb waiting too.
#2523 to #2539 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
He's also a total d*ck to people.. :d

LOL, Batman, you so silly
#2524 to #2540 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
And he looks like a nerd :P

Thats batman for you XD
#2525 to #2541 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
And retarded XD

Yeeeah... Never got past the parents thing, did he? :P
#2526 to #2542 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
Anything else we missing?  
  
and i dont think he ever will.
Anything else we missing?

and i dont think he ever will.
#2527 to #2543 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
He makes stupid choices?  
  
&quot;Wanna know how I got thes-&quot; &quot;MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!! D;&quot;
He makes stupid choices?

"Wanna know how I got thes-" "MY PARENTS ARE DEAD!! D;"
#2528 to #2544 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
And he is gullable :P  
  
&quot;Hey batman what did your parents give you for chr...*SLAPS* MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD&quot;
And he is gullable :P

"Hey batman what did your parents give you for chr...*SLAPS* MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
#2529 to #2545 - valax (09/03/2011) [-]


<- "Did someone say... Parents..?"
#2531 to #2547 - valax (09/03/2011) [-]

<- Unlike this guy? :d
#2532 to #2548 - captainspankmonkey (09/03/2011) [-]
It took me 8 hours to find a response to that  
and i still cant find it.
It took me 8 hours to find a response to that
and i still cant find it.
#2533 to #2549 - valax (09/04/2011) [-]
It's alright, we can't always win
It's alright, we can't always win
#2535 to #2551 - valax (09/04/2011) [-]
#2536 to #2552 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
&gt;Go to friends home  
&gt;other friends come over  
&gt;play L4D  
&gt;all is silent untill zombies appear  
&gt;scream out &quot;ALL RIGHT GUYZ,PUT YA GUNZ ON!!&quot;  
&gt;everyone looks at me funny  
&gt;shutup for 10 mins
>Go to friends home
>other friends come over
>play L4D
>all is silent untill zombies appear
>scream out "ALL RIGHT GUYZ,PUT YA GUNZ ON!!"
>everyone looks at me funny
>shutup for 10 mins
#2537 to #2553 - valax (09/05/2011) [-]
>Tell them to have a party
#2538 to #2554 - captainspankmonkey (09/05/2011) [-]
Lol,everyone is asleep.
Lol,everyone is asleep.
#2539 to #2555 - valax
(09/05/2011) [-]
All the more reason :P
#2500 to #2496 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Ill give it a try.
Ill give it a try.
#2501 to #2517 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
It's when you put meat in water instead of a frying pan for cooking it, it sucks in the water and becomes all mushy &gt;.&gt;
It's when you put meat in water instead of a frying pan for cooking it, it sucks in the water and becomes all mushy >.>
#2502 to #2518 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
<--MFW i thought that ment something else
#2503 to #2519 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
Ikr? It's pretty disgusting :d


<- Someone should ship this XD
#2504 to #2520 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Very very disgusting ._.
A weird looking-russian person? :P (atleast he sounds russian :P)
#2505 to #2521 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]

Naah, he's just a math weirdo with a goth/punk style, Zetta's a number with 21 zeros :d
#2506 to #2522 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
He still seems weird XD
#2507 to #2523 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
He is weird XD
#2508 to #2524 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
and i like weirdos :P sometimes >.>
#2509 to #2525 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
<- ? :d
#2510 to #2526 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
I dont even know what she is trying to say :P
#2511 to #2527 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
You sure she's a she? XD
#2512 to #2528 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
I dont even know.  
He/She looks like both a he and she :P
I dont even know.
He/She looks like both a he and she :P
#2513 to #2529 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
They're just copy-pasting the same face over to other people's faces :L
#2514 to #2530 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
And it makes it look ike light is a girl :U
And it makes it look ike light is a girl :U
#2515 to #2531 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
Eeyup
#2516 to #2532 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
I never liked sasuke :P
#2517 to #2533 - valax (09/02/2011) [-]
He's overrated? :L

Mugen was a pretty cool guy :P
#2518 to #2534 - captainspankmonkey (09/02/2011) [-]
Very very overrated and reminds me of mitsuhide in way :l  
  
He was XD
Very very overrated and reminds me of mitsuhide in way :l

He was XD
#2519 to #2535 - valax
(09/02/2011) [-]
Lol, though he's a kiddo :d

I'd wanna rewatch the series, but no time XD
#2480 to #2496 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Yes i do,where did ya hear?
Yes i do,where did ya hear?
#2481 to #2497 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
Everyone likes cookies :P

Well.. Excluding those that don't..
#2482 to #2498 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Well,yea :P  
  
And now you made me really hungry
Well,yea :P

And now you made me really hungry
#2483 to #2499 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
How about cake? :d

You mad..? :3
#2484 to #2500 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Must...have...

Yep,and i ran out of food yesterday.....
#2485 to #2501 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
<- ? :3

Oh well, builds up appetite? :P
#2486 to #2502 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
.....damn everything .. >:l

It builds up my rage.
#2487 to #2503 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
Not to forget dessert :P
<-

I'm pretty apathetic when it comes to food, at least when I have a full stomach XD
#2488 to #2504 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
&lt;-- T_T  
  
Im only apathetic when it comes to some foods &lt;.&lt;
<-- T_T

Im only apathetic when it comes to some foods <.<
#2489 to #2505 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
<- "Later"

I dislike most meat foods :d
#2490 to #2506 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
&lt;--? &lt;.&lt;  
  
Same here,im not a fan of steak,mainly things burger related :P
<--? <.<

Same here,im not a fan of steak,mainly things burger related :P
#2491 to #2507 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqNq-fNIiA8 <- :3

I detest how most meat foods are prepared XD
#2492 to #2508 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
<-my reaction

I throw them to the cat when nobodys looking(or the dog <.<)
#2493 to #2509 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
Spaysch Mahreeens :L

Plus people sucking on bone marrow is... Tsch.. >.>
#2494 to #2510 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Rape marines >.>

Or when they eat steak and rip it and suck the blood :P
#2495 to #2511 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]
Pretty much  
  
Or B-grade meat.. :d
Pretty much

Or B-grade meat.. :d
#2496 to #2512 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Lol  
  
I perfer meat with no blood :d
Lol

I perfer meat with no blood :d
#2497 to #2513 - valax (09/01/2011) [-]


You mean like.. Vacuum made meat? >.>
#2498 to #2514 - captainspankmonkey (09/01/2011) [-]
Extra extra extra cooked meat :P
#2499 to #2515 - valax
(09/01/2011) [-]
You should try boiled meat XD