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User avatar #60107 - lupine (09/18/2013) [-]
Hey you, how are things going with the new place?
User avatar #60114 to #60107 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Other than my innate laziness to go do ****
User avatar #60120 to #60114 - lupine (09/18/2013) [-]
Well yeah, that's a given for all of us really. Glad things are going well, though c:
User avatar #60123 to #60120 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Yea I need to unpack
Buy a toaster, and a microwave
Modem and router
And do a lot of ****
User avatar #60124 to #60123 - lupine (09/18/2013) [-]
I got lucky when I moved out; my dad just happened to have a whole bunch of appliances he was gonna throw away anyway.
User avatar #60125 to #60124 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
We had the microwave at our place too
But it blew a fuse every use
And toaster, I don't think we had extra of
User avatar #60126 to #60125 - lupine (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, anyway, good luck finding the motivation to take care of that stuff. :3
User avatar #60127 to #60126 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend was gonna help me
but she's sick now so she can't
User avatar #60103 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Is anyone interested in a minecraft server again?
The server would be a survival server, and I'll try to make it a bit more challenging than the last one (last one was too easy apparently)
it would be cracked for everyone to play, but require white listing to prevent griefing

Thoughts? Anyone interested?
User avatar #60502 to #60103 - empressvixena (09/28/2013) [-]
Well the server I was playing on for like a your was shut down... So I'm interested.
I need a new place to hang >>
User avatar #60228 to #60103 - fruzzinoid (09/22/2013) [-]
Would it have plugins? I'm thinking minigames dude. I love spleef.
User avatar #60220 to #60103 - gaminggenus (09/21/2013) [-]
Last time I played it, it was really boring. So I wouldn't be interested.
User avatar #60190 to #60103 - nommonsterbaa (09/20/2013) [-]
Sounds fun, been bored of minecraft recently
User avatar #60186 to #60103 - strangemoo (09/19/2013) [-]
Why not, it was fun before.
User avatar #60185 to #60103 - jasonhc (09/19/2013) [-]
Sure sounds like fun
User avatar #60183 to #60103 - nidhugg ONLINE (09/19/2013) [-]
Sounds interesting, though I will be to lazy to be on often.
User avatar #60172 to #60103 - themanwithnoplan (09/19/2013) [-]
If I'm not too restricted on the building aspect, I'd probably mess around in it.
#60158 to #60103 - BossTamsy (09/18/2013) [-]
I can't be on too often, but I'm all for this, mate!
User avatar #60157 to #60103 - hhanako (09/18/2013) [-]
i'd bite

i wish i could remember mrturferpop's server ip
User avatar #60175 to #60173 - hhanako (09/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #60142 to #60103 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
Remove the Pony Classes thing you had from the last server, and the Keeping items on death thing.

Being able to teleport a stuff is fine though I think.

I might check it out if you have it up again, but knowing me, I'll build a house then be bored.
#60129 to #60103 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
1. Made thread server early summer last year
2. Stopped it, got stupid
3. I started one september, kept it running till the end of the year. You moderated it until 2 months later.
4. You started one again
5. Ended it like 2 months later
6. Set up a bukkit server
7. Shut it down yet again, nobody came on
8. Started a survival games server, shut it down after 2 games

Let's renew the cycle, shall we?
User avatar #60130 to #60129 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm thinking tekkit lite
User avatar #60187 to #60130 - strangemoo (09/19/2013) [-]
Tekkit lite? What the **** is wrong with you?
User avatar #60192 to #60187 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/20/2013) [-]
I mean w/e tekkit is on now
User avatar #60132 to #60130 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
mod pl0x, i'm super cool admin u kno
User avatar #60134 to #60133 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
Bitch, i'm your partner at minecraft servers

i've been that since last year

don't break the cycle *****
User avatar #60135 to #60134 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I know m8
You know I know

Let me see what I do first
User avatar #60136 to #60135 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
If tekkit, little people, but fun. They come back even after long times cause nowhere else to go for fun with fj friends.

Survival, popular and somewhat repetitive but fun. Plugins customizable, but people get bored of it quick.

Any other game type servers, custom maps, don't even bother. Boring and usually barely any fun.

Choose your route this time. Cancellation is acceptable any time
User avatar #60137 to #60136 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I'm thinking I could just use it for like
Us and whoever else
Skype fags or w/e
But not a big server you know?
Just kinda
uup and down whenever I want kinda thing
User avatar #60138 to #60137 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
Then that's more of a private server.

I dunno, just like. Do your shtuff. It won't be very popular with most threaders though

Don't expect many skoop fags to play though. I don't even know what's going on with the group now to be honest
User avatar #60139 to #60138 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Well I dunno either
I'm kinda out of it
My mic is still in my car
Desktop not plugged in
You know
#60140 to #60139 - tehbestever (09/18/2013) [-]
Stop procrastinating then and get your **** together
User avatar #60141 to #60140 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I could be doing it right now
Yet I'm laying in bed
User avatar #60229 to #60141 - fruzzinoid (09/22/2013) [-]
If it becomes a sort of private server thing, mind if I get white list? I'd actually like to get to know you, man. You seem pretty kool.
User avatar #60131 to #60130 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
or tekkit or w/e it is now
#60128 to #60103 - zombiesnipertwo (09/18/2013) [-]
yes, as long as there is some kind of moddering so we dont have to watch out for people stealing
#60111 to #60103 - lightarcanine (09/18/2013) [-]
Only if I retain the job I had before.
User avatar #60113 to #60112 - lightarcanine (09/18/2013) [-]
Then you've got my vote.
User avatar #60115 to #60113 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I do like the idea of a tekkit server though
User avatar #60116 to #60115 - lightarcanine (09/18/2013) [-]
Less accessible
User avatar #60117 to #60116 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes, but more entertaining
User avatar #60118 to #60117 - lightarcanine (09/18/2013) [-]
Mods, brah
User avatar #60119 to #60118 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Mods as in moderators or modifications?
User avatar #60121 to #60119 - lightarcanine (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #60110 to #60103 - deathislord (09/18/2013) [-]
yes, can i be the xp dealer again?
User avatar #60109 to #60103 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
I would say make it a mod server, like Tekkit Lite or something, but then you would have to provide a link to download the Tekkit client or nobody could play.

I really don't do vanilla anymore. There's far too little to do without mods and machines.
User avatar #60108 to #60103 - sobir (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #60106 to #60103 - lordbrutaleddie (09/18/2013) [-]
Sure i've been looking to start up minecraft again.

'Specially with the new updates and stuff.
User avatar #60105 to #60103 - sirfiiddlesticks (09/18/2013) [-]
I'd play, but I forgot the password to my account. Someone buy me minecraft plox
#60104 to #60103 - ultimateasshole (09/18/2013) [-]
Yes please....but dont make it super hard.
User avatar #60143 to #60096 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #60145 to #60143 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
y do u never post these as content
User avatar #60146 to #60145 - konradkurze (09/18/2013) [-]
i did post this as content, but as FJ goes, all the little children did was bitch about it
they lack the ability to laugh at anything
User avatar #60091 - gggfrt ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
omg ur such a fegt
User avatar #60095 to #60091 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
das hurtful
cumin frum
#60090 - erotic **User deleted account** (09/18/2013) [-]
ey boi
User avatar #60074 - mysterie (09/17/2013) [-]

when did you not become rank 1 on everything
User avatar #60073 - motherfuckingkenji (09/17/2013) [-]
Is your dick alright now or is it still missing a chunk?
Because no man deserves to have their dick damaged.

Or was that just ******** ?
User avatar #60082 to #60073 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
ya its k now

and i twas bs
User avatar #60085 to #60082 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
Well that's good......
I guess......

Also, I have a question and you seemed like one of the best people to ask:
What is the maximum thumbnail size for gifs in comments?
It seems to be 400x222, but I'm not sure...
User avatar #60086 to #60085 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
200 x 300
333 x 222

I don't know
something around there
its hard to test honestly, and it would be incredibly time consuming for me to test
and i dont usually compress gifs enough anyway
User avatar #60087 to #60086 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
Well I was going to ask addy, but his profile is private.
Maybe you could ask him, since you seem to talk to him often.

Thanks, though. I'll just try some various sizes out.
User avatar #60088 to #60087 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
I dunno if he'd are nuff to tell me
User avatar #60089 to #60088 - motherfuckingkenji (09/18/2013) [-]
Well, I recently got Photoshop and I want to try some things out and get better at it and it would really help me out with something I want to experiment with if he did.
If not, oh well, It's not that big of a deal.
User avatar #60072 - warioteam ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
Do you use PostTwo's thumby-scripty-thingy?
User avatar #60098 to #60083 - warioteam ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
i figured out who to change the picture below the fj logo
User avatar #60100 to #60099 - warioteam ONLINE (09/18/2013) [-]
ya i figured out how to change it
User avatar #60101 to #60100 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Yea I just looked at it
me too
#60071 - konradkurze (09/17/2013) [-]
now we wait till Phanact is on the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth
now we wait till Phanact is on the floor twitching and foaming at the mouth
#60079 to #60078 - supervillanus (09/18/2013) [-]
but it needs to be better
but it needs to be better
User avatar #60080 to #60079 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/18/2013) [-]
Everything needs to be better ya
User avatar #60068 to #60065 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/17/2013) [-]
Ya I dunno either
I had someone else make the one for me
#60060 - Hokum (09/17/2013) [-]
do you play dark souls?
User avatar #60061 to #60060 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/17/2013) [-]
Its on my list of things to play
I feel like I'd enjoy it
#60062 to #60061 - Hokum (09/17/2013) [-]
Awesome, you should try it, its pretty unique and fun if you can keep yourself from ragequitting
Awesome, you should try it, its pretty unique and fun if you can keep yourself from ragequitting
User avatar #60063 to #60062 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/17/2013) [-]
I probably wouldn't keep myself from doing so
User avatar #60064 to #60063 - Hokum (09/17/2013) [-]
You almost have to expect to die, and laugh at yourself when you die in stupid ways.
User avatar #60069 to #60064 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/17/2013) [-]
Yea but I get frustrated easily
User avatar #60076 to #60069 - Hokum (09/17/2013) [-]
i like to think DS helped me build up a longer fuse, per say
User avatar #60054 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/16/2013) [-]
Parents GuideDiscuss
Sex & Nudity
Spike and Twilight have sex on multiple occasions, breaking bestiality laws. And for you mothers out there, let's just clarify that Twilight sparkle loses her virginity 36 minutes into the movie. Twilight has sex with Fluttershy's dead body. Brad and Twilight have gratuitous sex four times in each scene they are together, sometimes having threesomes with Spike. Twilight takes a **** on Rainbow Dash half way through the film, for the rest of the film Rainbow Dash doesn't wash her face, and the **** stains her mouth. In the intro sequence, it shows Pinkie Pie rolling over the screen, filled with cum. Her stomach inflated by the sheer amounts of cum inserted into her. There are many scenes that involve lesbian or homosexual relationships, often going into graphic detail. There are graphic scenes copied over from infamous artists such as Braeburned and Tiarawhy. Once Twilight enters the human world, she begins by starring in a mildly pornographic rap video, that begins with your usual bikini-clad girls dancing, but quickly escalates into a massive orgy, with several bukkake cumshots and extreme snuff-rape and drug usage. Twilight viciously rapes her brother. In the credits, moaning is constantly heard. About 19 minutes into the film when Twilight has become human, she finds out she has genitalia, and goes to a gynecologists to find out what it is. The camera angles censor everything, including a scene from the perspective of her vagina as the doctor is sticking his tools inside her. Upon leaving, she trips, and we can see up her skirt, only to find she has forgotten her panties. We see a bare full view of her unmentionables, and this becomes a running joke throughout the film, after this, the doctor and Twilight have violent sex, leading to Twilight bleeding. Rarity, Fluttershy, and Rarity go to a bar, drunk to the point of discussing how much they can fit in their vaginas. Fluttershy says "Oh... I can't fit much other than the stallions member..." Applejack says "That ain't nuthin'! I can fit a whole hoof up mine!" Rarity laughs and slides down the barstool, fitting the whole thing inside her in a graphic section and begins to bleed.

Violence & Gore
Twilight constantly tries to kill everyone and eventually kills Fluttershy, dismembering her. After this, she has sex with the body. Twilight also commits acts of terrorism against the school with home-made explosives, she goes into explicit detail on how to make them and use them. At the end of the film, Twilight brings Brad back, but he blows up just before they change back. The body parts bounce off of the camera, and the blood stays on until the credits end. During the credits, it shows various acts of dismemberment being done on Luna. Near the end, Applejack loses all her money, she falls into depression and abuses alcohol, this leads to her killing herself. A bomb threat occurs in the school midway through the film, which leads to some murders. Once the bomb threat is over, Celestia stabs Luna, screaming, "DIE YOU FAT ****** !" When back in the pony world, the first thing Twilight does is viciously rape and attack her brother, believing him to be Brad. This leads to Shining Armor then tearfully shoot her. The film ends afterwards. At the end, there is a scene where the director shoots himself. As the confused audience leaves the theatre, the screen changes to Tara's dismembered body, her eyes gouged out, black sockets in their places. Twilight bleeds from her vagina after she and the gynecologist have violent sex. Rarity bleeds from her vagina after sliding a barstool into her vagina.

Twilight says ' ***** about twenty four times in the film, adding onto Spike's constant abuse of every expletive under the sun. Celestia also calls Luna a 'big fat stinking ******* every time she sees her, totalling up to about 26 times. Throughout the film, Twilight is referred to as "bitch", this becomes a main theme in the film, and as such becomes Twilight name for the whole film. Brad insults all the Jews he sees, often using incredibly offensive racial slurs, such as 'white ******** , and, 'untermensch'. ' ******* is said roughly four hundred times in the film, it's how everybody refers to each other.

Twilight constantly gets stoned with Spike throughout the film, and experiment with cocaine constantly, explaining why she crawls like a dog. Near the end, Applejack turns to abusing substances and alcohol. During the film, on multiple occasions, everyone purchases Applejack Daniels from the black market. There is subliminal messages throughout the film, mainly concerned with smoking and other such drug use; encouraging kids to take them. Twilight experiments with LSD, this makes up most of the film. This film has been compared to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas as far as drug use. It includes explicit description of how to use various illicit substances, and depicts intense hallucination sequences.

Frightening/Intense Scenes
When Twilight tries to rape Spike for the first time. Racism also features from Celestia only being principal because she's white. Everybody ignores Luna because she is different. Applejack kills herself from depression and shame. There is offensive gestures towards modern cultures in the undeveloped world, especially due to Africa. For example, Africa is called "aids country" Brad is also a Nazi, and makes constant downtalk to the small amount of Jews that are at the school, often beating them with his dick. The whole film is a positive metaphor for Communism. Shining has to shoot his own sister, causing him to break down in tears and kill himself. When the director kills himself, the screen cuts to black and there is a screamer of a mutilated Pinkie Pie. If people wait past the credits, you can hear the sounds of the voice actor, Tara Strong, being tortured (or what seems like). This carries on for a whole minute, before a blood-curdling scream is heard. Once it has all finished you can hear gunshots of people killing themselves. There are often anti-Christian jokes that can offend many people.
User avatar #60055 to #60054 - DrOhcysp ONLINE (09/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #60057 to #60055 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/16/2013) [-]
this was the IMBD thing /mlp/ wrote for Equestria girls before IMBD had one
User avatar #60053 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (09/15/2013) [-]
you should go for comment rank #1, it would be awesome if you were rank #1 in content and comments at the same time
User avatar #60056 to #60053 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/16/2013) [-]
Eh that's way too much work than I have time for
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User avatar #60035 to #60034 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/14/2013) [-]
Keep it up faggot see what happens
User avatar #60070 to #60022 - konradkurze (09/17/2013) [-]
Phanact's engaged, he has his dedicated happy fun time
#60016 - johrny (09/13/2013) [-]
Yo Phanact. Do you have something against it, if i draw pony fluttershy and pony blaze, that sticks her horn in fluttershys as will licking here?
Also, blaze would say something like "trust me. Im a phanact"
#60018 to #60017 - johrny (09/13/2013) [-]
.... can i use blaze for an pornographic image?
User avatar #60046 to #60019 - konradkurze (09/15/2013) [-]
phanact is going to be an online porn star?
User avatar #60048 to #60047 - konradkurze (09/15/2013) [-]
im afriad to ask, but.....*tears* where are the pics?
please tell me theyre STRAIGHT porn
User avatar #60020 to #60019 - johrny (09/13/2013) [-]
#60036 to #60023 - johrny (09/14/2013) [-]
You want me to mention you?
#60013 - doesthislookunsure (09/12/2013) [-]
Doge is world.   
Doge is love.   
Doge is life.   
Doge is everything.
Doge is world.
Doge is love.
Doge is life.
Doge is everything.
#60024 to #60013 - rdnyan (09/14/2013) [-]
u mek mi proud
User avatar #59982 - stalkerloo (09/12/2013) [-]
So I did a **** ton of searching to find a secure enough proxy to try and talk to addy.

How low of a chance do you think there is that he might even remotely recognize my existence?
User avatar #59985 to #59983 - stalkerloo (09/12/2013) [-]
I already did.

Now it's just the wait.
User avatar #59988 to #59986 - stalkerloo (09/12/2013) [-]
>not a friend
User avatar #59987 to #59986 - stalkerloo (09/12/2013) [-]
Only friends can pm him.
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