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User avatar #74738 - ied
(05/22/2016) [-]
hey i know you ******* loathe items and what they stand for, aswell as the constant nagging for points.
but would you part with your? i need just under 800,000 lol
User avatar #74739 to #74738 - phanact
(05/22/2016) [-]
Speak ******* English
User avatar #74740 to #74739 - ied
(05/22/2016) [-]
Please may I have your FJ points?
User avatar #74741 to #74740 - phanact
(05/22/2016) [-]
**** no lol can have free money
User avatar #74742 to #74741 - ied
(05/22/2016) [-]
You want money for them?
User avatar #74743 to #74742 - phanact
(05/22/2016) [-]
Lmao no I'm mocking you
User avatar #74744 to #74743 - ied
(05/23/2016) [-]
Oh I see. Have a nice day
User avatar #74734 - gardenmanly
(05/18/2016) [-]
Can you tell admin that he needs to dump the ****** advertisers who make the site redirect
I get he needs the money but Christ it makes me ****** crazy cuz as of recent I only have my phone to browse on
Everything else works great but the redirecting ads are ******* ****.

Sorry to bug ya, just annoyed
User avatar #74735 to #74734 - phanact
(05/18/2016) [-]
who do you think i am
User avatar #74737 to #74735 - gardenmanly
(05/20/2016) [-]
My personal hero I hoped
I was moody when I wrote that
#74733 - applejackownish
(05/18/2016) [-]
Watch this
User avatar #74736 to #74733 - phanact
(05/18/2016) [-]
User avatar #74729 - felex
(05/17/2016) [-]
Are you alive?
User avatar #74730 to #74729 - phanact
(05/17/2016) [-]
User avatar #74731 to #74730 - felex
(05/17/2016) [-]
Did you grew up or where is your cancerous posting? No srlsy, where have you been
User avatar #74732 to #74731 - phanact
(05/17/2016) [-]
ive been busy yeah about to buy a motorcycle
#74719 - anon
(05/14/2016) [-]
i'm going to automate you and use your 400,000 past comments to build a deep learning AI

User avatar #74720 to #74719 - phanact
(05/14/2016) [-]
#74721 to #74720 - anon
(05/14/2016) [-]
i have more than enough data to make a phanact ai

User avatar #74722 to #74721 - phanact
(05/14/2016) [-]
that would be really interesting
would it post as me or like

make a user called phanactai
#74723 to #74722 - anon
(05/14/2016) [-]
scans your comments
classifies into questions statements, etc.

then can form human responses
User avatar #74724 to #74723 - phanact
(05/14/2016) [-]
id love to see it in action
#74725 to #74724 - anon
(05/14/2016) [-]
eventually it'll happen

here's an example though

i clone fj but just post to it with some automated script

then for comments i use yours and make a bot that comments on them

now we got an automated fj clone with phanact bot
User avatar #74728 to #74725 - swigs
(05/16/2016) [-]
Shouldn't you be actually doing stuff that'll help the site though?
User avatar #74726 to #74725 - phanact
(05/14/2016) [-]
******* awesome

then i can sit there and argue with my self holy **** that would be aweomse
User avatar #74727 to #74726 - seymourg
(05/15/2016) [-]
Finally, someone to actively talk to ya
User avatar #74698 to #74673 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
my lonely gay brother, this guy is retarded
#74715 to #74698 - joshlol
(05/12/2016) [-]
>Oh, and in the words of a coworker of mine, there's no right way to build a 4 cylinder engine ;)

yeah okay buddy
User avatar #74716 to #74715 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
lmao ikr
User avatar #74674 to #74673 - phanact
(05/05/2016) [-]
1.6? in an NB?
User avatar #74675 to #74674 - joshlol
(05/05/2016) [-]
I just want a yellow roadster
User avatar #74677 to #74675 - phanact
(05/05/2016) [-]
Plus that 1.6 had issues
User avatar #74676 to #74675 - phanact
(05/05/2016) [-]
They don't offer 1.6 in NB for the USA

They discontinued the 1.6 in the USA miatas in 1994
User avatar #74678 to #74676 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Who the **** would want a ******* miata?
Those things are ******* gross.
User avatar #74712 to #74678 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
A miata isn't about speed

It's about handling
That's all that matters for it

So yeah it's slow off the line but it's still faster than how normal people drive around here do if feels fast and that's more fun

I'd rather have fun within the bounds of the law tbh
User avatar #74713 to #74712 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Dude, i'm looking at an suv with a perfomance package that gives it a 4.7 second 0-60.
The thing weighs 6300 lbs.
I can hear al gore crying
User avatar #74714 to #74713 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Lmao yeah that's just absurd
User avatar #74679 to #74678 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Lmao you're a weedhead you're literally societies trash
User avatar #74680 to #74679 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Not trash, i just have a strong hatred of nip cars
User avatar #74682 to #74680 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
You're basically saying that you don't want a car that's fun so you basically hate life lmao
User avatar #74685 to #74682 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Old camaros are fun as ****, what the **** are you saying, do you hate domestics or some **** you unamerican sack of trash
User avatar #74686 to #74685 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
I'm not American? Lol
User avatar #74687 to #74686 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Don't you live in the south?
User avatar #74689 to #74687 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Also if the others are such garbage, then why are they the most popular sports car in the world
User avatar #74690 to #74689 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
[citation needed]
User avatar #74691 to #74690 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
They're the only sports car to sell over a million units
User avatar #74701 to #74691 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
You havn't cited a ******* source dude, a proper source will shut me up
User avatar #74711 to #74701 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
I'm on mobile so it's hard to find one ****
User avatar #74688 to #74687 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah but I'm not from this country? I'm French Canadian and Welsh
User avatar #74681 to #74680 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #74683 to #74681 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #74684 to #74683 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Miatas are British
User avatar #74692 to #74684 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Holy ****, you're like a substitute instructor i had in class that was talking mad **** about cars that arn't miatas, like, "oh, i bet non of your cars can get to 60mph in second gear" which i can off the top of my head, say my truck can do 65 in second gear, and it's a 20 year old piece of ****.
User avatar #74693 to #74692 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
You literally came here and attacked me for my car choice?
User avatar #74695 to #74693 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Oh, and in the words of a coworker of mine, there's no right way to build a 4 cylinder engine ;)
User avatar #74697 to #74695 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Lol that's why there's more 4 cylinder engines in the world than any other type combined?
User avatar #74700 to #74697 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Emissions and fuel economy dude.
User avatar #74703 to #74700 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Not to mention a well made 4 cylinder makes more power than most v6s

See Mitsubishi Subaru and Honda s2000 engine
User avatar #74706 to #74703 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
I literally am not going to argue about it, i ******* hate 4 cylinder engines.
I don't care if one has 250 hp, i still wouldn't like it.
#74717 to #74706 - joshlol
(05/12/2016) [-]
I'm sorry that you hate fun
User avatar #74718 to #74717 - SumoWamm
(05/14/2016) [-]
Dude, i ******* hate fun, fun is the devils work.
User avatar #74709 to #74706 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of a two bank drone
User avatar #74694 to #74693 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
What answer are you looking for?
Because i was hating on josh for wanting one.
User avatar #74696 to #74694 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Right but I own 3 miatas

You came here to **** on miatas and you're calling me out like I'm out of place or sometging
User avatar #74699 to #74696 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Look, i'm gonna be level with you, this is the first arguement online i've had in months.
I'm rusty at the **** talking and on edge.
User avatar #74702 to #74699 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Yeah it doesn't seem well thought out

You can hate on miatas sure but they're also the most fun you can have per dollar out of any car in the USA for sale, and they're also one of the most successful sports cars ever made, if not the most. Plus they're all convertibles and they don't need a big engine to go fast. I'm the fastest delivery guy in my city and I daily an NA6 Miata
User avatar #74704 to #74702 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
If i got my truck down to >2500 lbs it'd go fast as **** too
Why do you act like an extremely light weight car with a mediocre power output is so ******* badass?
User avatar #74705 to #74704 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
It's not badass

It's fun
User avatar #74707 to #74705 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
do you at least have a less than 5 second 0-60?
User avatar #74708 to #74707 - phanact
(05/12/2016) [-]
Lmao no it's like 12
User avatar #74710 to #74708 - SumoWamm
(05/12/2016) [-]
Jesus ****
#74664 - joshlol
(05/01/2016) [-]
You reckon old Xtype / Stype's are good bang for buck?


>2.5l V6 AWD model
>50k miles
>nice looking cream interior

I don't think I'd actually buy one but I think that's a good price
User avatar #74665 to #74664 - phanact
(05/01/2016) [-]
Yeah but EHHHH
User avatar #74666 to #74665 - joshlol
(05/01/2016) [-]
exactly that
User avatar #74667 to #74666 - phanact
(05/01/2016) [-]
Tbh is just a CAR
User avatar #74668 to #74667 - joshlol
(05/01/2016) [-]
I never really fall in love with saloons

something about 4 doors puts me off a bit
User avatar #74669 to #74668 - phanact
(05/01/2016) [-]
Cuz they have design limitations due to needing four doors
User avatar #74670 to #74669 - joshlol
(05/01/2016) [-]
nah I think it's more that it gives off a family man vibe

if you drive a 4 door car you're a dad

2 door are for sporty bachelors *tips*
User avatar #74671 to #74670 - phanact
(05/01/2016) [-]
Or for dad who want to feel like sporty bachelors
User avatar #74672 to #74671 - joshlol
(05/01/2016) [-]
User avatar #74662 - nicusor
(04/29/2016) [-]
you care too much to be ironic anymore

you're just a spaz
User avatar #74663 to #74662 - phanact
(04/29/2016) [-]
#74660 - anon
(04/26/2016) [-]
it's all on the same ip, i just banned them

i think i'll implement some board controls for owners like "ban this ip from this board" soon
#74769 to #74660 - wiseagain
(05/27/2016) [-]
Hello Admin. It's me, Bronywiseman.
Phanact has certainly told his side of the story, I think it's time you heard mine.
But before I start, I would like to ask two things of you.
1: Please don't IP ban this. I'm actually on vacation in Sandusky, and I'm in a super huge resort. So it's not like I'll be able to use this often, hell, I'm leaving at 11:am tomorrow. And I really don't want others to suffer for my mistakes.
2:I'd really like it if this comment could stay up. I find it a little unfair that Phanact can tell his side of the story without people being able to see mine.
And I wanna thank you for taking the time to listen to me, if you do.

This all started, I think, when I warned Phanact about a certain touchy subject, and he prodded me about it. We both overreacted, me especially, and I apologize. I'm telling you this because it's important to know that Phanact had a grudge against me.
After that I... I ****** up, and I'm sorry. I openly defended pedophiles, and was branded as one, and you told to stop talking about that subject.
And I did. Swear on my life.
This is when Phanact really started to bug me. He mentioned me, over and over, on /autism. I would get 10 mentions a day from him, and they were all calling me a pedophile and a child molester.
That resulted in some serious drama which ended in an argument which ended in him blocking me from /mlp and me creating alts to browse it with my friends. And in my defense, until the very end, I didn't know he wanted me off of the board. Chalk it up to me being an emptyheaded idiot, but I just thought he didn't want to see my name anymore, so he blocked me. And that's on me, and I apologize.
And at the risk of sounding like a victim and a liar, this is where Phanact's honesty ends.
During my time using alts to browse /mlp, I never said anything about child porn or pedophillia, and if I did talk about foreskins, it was passively. And while I'd lke to say I never spammed anything, that's not true, the day that I got IP banned I posted the same message seven times on /mlp.
Not to mention that Phanact claimed that he had reached his block limit for 24 hours, that limit being 50, even though in my entire 3 year Funnyjunk career, I have only created about 36 accounts. 3 of which were never used, 3 of which were for themed account-esque ***********, and all but around 7 of which were banned in the weeks leading up to that day.
I could go all day, to be honest. He's lied about when my comments where posted, their content, tons of stuff.

You can check all of this. I know you can.
What I wanna know is, why haven't you? I know you're the admin and all, but if I were an Admin, before I IP banned someone for life without any chance for repeal, I would atleast check the evidence.
There are towers of evidence on all of those profiles that prove Phanact is lying about the content of my posts. And you know they're there.
Why do you trust Phanact so much?
He lies tons.
I know it.
You know it.
All the mods know it.
My only guess is that he's funding the website or something, so you don't have a choice.

But honestly, this isn't even about me.
I'm not asking for my account back.
That would be nice, but I'm not asking for that.
I'm asking you, please.
Don't turn into Youtube.
Or Polygon.
Or Kotaku, or Facebook, or the millions of other sites that allow assholes to destroy your site because they're funding it.
Look around.
I was IP banned for life with little to no evidence, because the wrong person doesn't like me.
User avatar #74661 to #74660 - phanact
(04/26/2016) [-]
Ah yeah it was just like he kept making hella accounts and it was annoying as ****

Plus that block limit I couldn't keep blocking him so thanks bro

It's literally the first time I've needed to do **** like that
#74659 - cupcakescankill
(04/23/2016) [-]
#74658 - antibronywiseman
(04/23/2016) [-]
User avatar #74653 - antibronywiseman
(04/23/2016) [-]
Wow, Phanact, great moves. Proud of you.
User avatar #74654 to #74653 - phanact
(04/23/2016) [-]
User avatar #74655 to #74654 - antibronywiseman
(04/23/2016) [-]
It's a reference to a certain video and appraisal to your recent actions as moderator.
User avatar #74656 to #74655 - phanact
(04/23/2016) [-]
User avatar #74657 to #74656 - antibronywiseman
(04/23/2016) [-]
Keep up the good work.
#74652 - applejackownish
(04/22/2016) [-]
#74651 - antibronywiseman
(04/20/2016) [-]
User avatar #74650 - phanact
(04/20/2016) [-]
**phanact used "*roll 3, 0-4*"**
**phanact rolls 1**
**phanact rolls 3**
**phanact rolls 0**
#74647 - antibronywiseman
(04/19/2016) [-]
You've finally done it. I applaud you.
User avatar #74648 to #74647 - phanact
(04/19/2016) [-]
#74649 to #74648 - antibronywiseman
(04/19/2016) [-]
You've blocked the enemy of the board.
User avatar #74641 - therealsuperderpy
(04/18/2016) [-]
Hey nice profile dude it's like orange and stuff
User avatar #74642 to #74641 - phanact
(04/18/2016) [-]
User avatar #74643 to #74642 - therealsuperderpy
(04/18/2016) [-]
why come u dont post orange horse anymore
User avatar #74644 to #74643 - phanact
(04/18/2016) [-]
cuz no one liked her
User avatar #74645 to #74644 - therealsuperderpy
(04/18/2016) [-]
u sure it wasn't cuz ppl didn't like u?
User avatar #74646 to #74645 - phanact
(04/18/2016) [-]
no idk idk
#74640 - bronywiseman
(04/18/2016) [-]
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Thank you for... worrying about me?
I'd take it in genuine, but after all the harassing, I'm a little suspicious.

I don't ********, not in that I do **** just to upset people. I fear that I have Borderline Personality Disorder because of how increasingly impulsive I am.

About the other issue... You're right.
I try to talk about it less, but sometimes it just... comes out. And it majorly ***** me over ever time, and I should stop it. I just wanna help... other people like me, you know?
Other people who don't have support, or friends they can rely on.
People who see themselves as society does.
As disgusting, faceless, irredeemable creatures. Inhuman monsters whose only natural habitat is a concrete rooml, or an electric chair.
But, I'll try to keep stuff like that... Private.

You're not a bad person either, but you have issues too.
You're pretty hard headed, a bit arrogant, and ever seem to consider anyone else's point of view. You're also dangerously manipulative.
A bit of an attention whore and... a... huge slut...
God, we're more alike than I thought. Not that being a slut is a bad thing.
Anyhow, you would do well with being a little more empathetic.
Consider how people see you. Look at yourself through their eyes, not yours.
Try to feel what they feel.

And, this isn't an attack, I'm not telling you this as an enemy.
I'm telling you this as someone who wants to help you.
A friend, even... Truce?
I'm sorry for getting so mad at you.
#74638 - antibronywiseman
(04/18/2016) [-]
User avatar #74639 to #74638 - phanact
(04/18/2016) [-]
nah he does it too
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