Shaddap and bleed to death!

Nuu.

Oh yes.

I'm starting to get better with this mouse now!

get out

Whhhhhhhy?

I am adjusting to this new mouse, and those damn sentries are the last thing I want to see right now. God my aim sucks now!

Haven't made a minisentry in days.
Too busy having fun with my festive loadout.

my aim sucks now

Your aim was always bad, mon cher.
And don't complain about something sooo... trivial.

Thanks for making me feel better, you rock!

Want to hear something funny instead?
Would you like to laugh at my own torment?

at least you understand sarcasm when it smacks you in the face!

Is there genuinely something wrong with you right now?
Don't be all cryptic about it, just tell me if there is.

It's just this new mouse, it's gonna be ages until I'm used to the sensitivity, and through that my aim will be poor!

Awwww. No more Sniping for awhile, hmm?

How the hell do I get better if I don't play?

Play a better class.

No, it's called practise.

And you of all people have no right to say that!

Engies and Pyros are more useful than Snipers in terms of helping the team as a whole.

Snipers are good for picking off single, dangerous classes at a distance.
Or... usually they just get into Sniper wars with the enemy teams Sniper and forget all about watching over their teammates.

Hmph. WILL YOU **** OFF FROM MY POCKET?

I can't control these hands!
They have a mind of their own!

You won't have to worry about having hands in a minute mate!

You forget your place.
I am the knife expert here.
Overcompensating with a bigger blade does not make you the better blades-man.
To quote , it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it.

<3

Do you mind?

You know Gold, some people don't like it when others snoop on their private activity which is why it's on my profile, even if it's just a little roleplay!

im not snooping around

im just trying to (sooth/seath/sheath?????) my curiousity

Ugh!

well.....?

Go away for now. I'm working with words

oh ****

the sage is making spells again

I AM RATHER BUSY YOU KNOW? SHOO!

My affairs are private, and none of your business!

Oh hey again Kami, busy fighting off against RED in TF2! This new mouse is rather fast too!

.......

<3

Oh, also.
On a completely non-taunting and non-sexual note: I do not have an IRL of you saved.
This bothers me somewhat.
You wouldn't mind rectifying that, would you?
It is of course fine if, in light of my general behaviour, you wish not to. But it'd be nice ^^

I know you'd get it off someone else anyway!

yus, that's me. I'm surprised you haven't seen it on the thread before.

My my, you're pretty damn fit.
(In a healthy or sexually attractive sense, you decide)
You work out a lot?

used to, but I'm a skinny rag. My metabolism is too hyper!

Ah yes. Lucky!
In most respects :P

I'd be more lucky if girls considered me hot

I can't see how they wouldn't.

Do you just never get out and meet people? That's really all I can think of.

Most girls in my country are stupid, and immature, not that attractive either. It kills me to see a pretty black girl knowing she has such a rash attitude, and expects to control the next dumb ass ***** who only wants her for her ass, and can't even treat her right

<< I thought you were a Londoner? Maybe I'm mistaken.
I'm from Bristol, West England.

I do know what you mean, most girls do that at some point or another, usually as a young adult or mid-teen. They become attracted to "bad boys" and think they can "fix them". Every father's worst nightmare, hah.
It's not fair to type cast every girl you know like that though, let alone every one in a whole city or country.
I'm sure there are lots of girls near you who you'd get along with. Just keep trying.
I can tell you you won't have any difficulty picking them up based on looks.

Oh you, and yeah I am a Londoner!

Thought so :P
Though... Now you mention it.
Most of the girls I know do actually seem to be kinda... Eh, 'below par' in the looks and figure department.
They're short too. Like, noticeably so >_>

Weird.

very weird, perhaps it's what they eat or something

The average height here for guys is about six foot, maybe a little over. So way above average.
For girls, maybe five-six, just under average.
I reckon that has something to do with how hard the water is, plus genetics.
Maybe it's the same thing, though I fail to see how.

What about you, how tall are you?

6ft 1in the last time I measured which was ages ago. Though I'm sure i've gone up a few inches

Nice x3
Not surprised, giving the pic.

Regular old five ten over here.
Maybe got a few to go though. I'd love to be six foot.

**theorangefox slides his finger in deeper, and pulls out slightly to rub her clit gently**

Hurry and take that top off. I wanna see those nice big tits of yours!

sure, I have the day off tomorrow, just continue when you feel like it!

**theorangefox lets out a low grunt, leaning his head back from the pleasure**

**** yeah...

**DinosaurLassie sucks him off gently, lapping her tongue as he enters her mouth over and over. She lets out a muffled moan.**

**theorangefox groans softly, and lowers his hand to stroke Lassie's face. His hips begin to move by themselves a little**

**DinosaurLassie releases him gently, gasping a bit for air as she continues to stroke him with her hand. Her cheeks are a pink rose color.**

**theorangefox groans again feeling his muscles go tense**

Such a pretty face, do it all over!

**DinosaurLassie obeys him with a smile, sliding him down her throat as she stares up at him, big brown eyes gleaming.**

**theorangefox gets off to Lassie's sexy stare, another moan escapes his lips as his shaft starts to throb wildly**

Damn, I'm gonna cum!

**DinosaurLassie moans softly, taking every inch of his member in her mouth as she continues to gaze up at him, waiting for his climax.**

**theorangefox breathes hard as he rubs his member inside Lassie's mouth some more. He feels the pressure blow over, and pulls out just before spunking all over Lassie's face, covering her with ropes of thick semen as he tries not to lose his footing. He eventually calms down after the exhilarating orgasm**

T-that was ******* amazing! You're so hot!

**DinosaurLassie licks her lips, smirking up at him as she enjoys the taste of his spunk**

Thank you, Dear.

**theorangefox stares continuously at Lassie's body**

I want you...

**DinosaurLassie blushes and looks back, wiping her face clean**

I.. H.. Hu..

**theorangefox turns away shyly again**

You don't have to if you don't want to. I guess I got carried away!

brb got washing up to do! dammit!

**DinosaurLassie stands and grabs his arm**

No, I just... Id love you to.

Is k, brah.

**theorangefox looks surprised, and feels his heart skip a beat**

Y-you really want to?

**DinosaurLassie smiles comfortingly**

Of course..

**theorangefox leans closer kissing Lassie again, slowly. His hand slips between, and slowly runs down her waist**

I want you, so much...

**DinosaurLassie breathes a bit more heavily and bites at fox's bottom liip gently**

Then take what you want..

**theorangefox slides his hand under Lassie's trousers, going under her panties. He feels her warm, wet slit and kisses her harder as he rubs a finger inside her, and his boner presses up against her waist**

**DinosaurLassie gives a coo of a moan, spreading her legs a bit for better access. She nuzzles into his shoulder a bit, legs wobbly.**

I actually need to sleep soon, but we can always continue tomorrow.

um...

HELL YES

Something wrong there, Foxy?

**theorangefox starts to blush**

M-me? S-something wrong? Why would there be anything wrong with me? Hehe.

**DinosaurLassie runs a finger down fox's chest, smirking**

You sure about that, Chief?

**theorangefox goes red in the face**

Oh my, um....

**DinosaurLassie runs her finger along the edge of his pants gently**

Hmm?

**theorangefox begins to feel something move below**

Oh gosh, s-sorry. I couldn't help it!

**DinosaurLassie places a finger against Fox's lips to hush him and smiles cockily. She brushes her fingers along his boxers.**

Need someone to take care of that?

**theorangefox feels his heart beat faster**

PLEASE! I mean y-yes please.

**DinosaurLassie pulls him closer by his belt, pressing her lips gently against his own**

You got it..

**theorangefox puts his arms around her waist, resting his hands on her ass, and kisses her back**

**DinosaurLassie works at his belt, and unbuttons his pants gently, sliding them down his legs. She blushes a soft crimson.**

**theorangefox blushes again looking at Lassie before turning away shyly**

It's not often a girl sees me like this, you're not dissapointed are you?

**DinosaurLassie smiles at him, going to pull down his tented boxers**

Oh definitely not.

**theorangefox feels his heart skip a beat as Lassie's hands get ever closer to his member**

You're amazing, and you haven't even started yet!

**DinosaurLassie chuckles and slides his boxers all the way off, reaching down and grasping his shaft tightly.**

Quite a problem you have here, Chief.

**theorangefox shivers from Lassie's gentle touch, and he starts breathing faster**

Yeah! It hurts like crazy!

**DinosaurLassie gets down on her knees and presses her lips against his head gently, licking**

Mm, let me fix that.

**theorangefox tries to calm down as the sensation pulses through his body**

I'm feeling better already!

**DinosaurLassie licks him from top to bottom slowly, and begins to slide him down her mouth and throat**

ASDASKJDHSAKJSDHFKSDFLSKDHGFSKD

thanky!

EXACTLY, HE COULD HAVE USED HIDE-ALL OR IGNORED IT.

secretly i think he liked it

because reasons

You have now justified yourself. Good day.

Hmm? Well okay.

good, you do that

Are you okay, orange?

No. I'm going to bed, I'll feel better in the morning.


I really ****** up tonight

Nuuuu, you didn't!

I'll feel better tomorrow. Goodnight

Oraaaaaaaange!

Goodnight...

WHAT HAPPEN?

Back is killing.
Sore throat.
Stomach hates me.
Headache.

Kill me now.

But you were fine yesterday.

H-have you got the flu? Hey take it easy, you can stay here tonight!

But I had my flu shot a couple weeks ago.
I just... I just.. craaaap.

BINGO!

TFguy you should NEVER have had that shot! Oh dear god I hope this isn't serious!

Wait wait wait... whatcha talking bout?

Don't get me worried over nothing!

funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/phantoma/3983084/MLP+Friendly+Board/2233044#2233044

It's winter, of course people are going to be worried, of course they're going to get the jab, but what they don't realise is...

I had the jab after I had the flu. I had the flu a week prior to having the jab and seeing s how I have asthma, I was practically bedridden for a few days.
Even if they are injecting me with it, I've already had it.

Now **** you with scaring me with your stupid conspiracy theories.

Do you know my mother almost died from this? Wherever she had the flu or not? Whatever is in that stuff is lethal.

I could have been without a mother right about now

Does she have asthma or diabetes or something like that?
Because if you have something like that then getting the flu can be ever worse for you.
Like when I had it... god I was just so weak and I couldn't talk properly either... I was in a right state.

she has neither of those, and it doesn't matter, that jab is deadly. I know you'll be fine, but my soul does not feel right. You need sleep!

But I can't talk with anyone if I'm asleep.
I need a hot bath... but it's too late...

you're going to be fine, please just be fine. it just had to be you, but you had no idea and now you're suffering. You have no idea how I'm feeling right now. HURR DURR IT'S JUST A CONSPIRACY, THE JAB ONLY HAS A WEAK VERSION OF THE VIRUS. CAN'T THEY SEE WHAT THIS IS DOING TO PEOPLE.

ugh stop overreacting fox. If you're capable of using the computer then it can't be that bad, but still you didn't have to take that damn thing.

oraaaaange, shut uuuuuup.
I'm fine, really.

I always end up getting ill round the winter time.
This season just doesn't agree with me.

I'll be fine, honest.

I don't like seeing you like this!

You hardly ever see me like this anyway. Because I try not to make a fuss... because people overreact.
I'll be fiiiiiiiiiiine.

that just ****** up my whole night now. I don't feel like doing anything

I regret bringing it up.
Stop worrying, orange. You're overreacting soooooo much right now.

I know I get it. I'm just ******* fed up of this conspiracy **** , if something is gonna happen, just ******* happen already!

Nothing's gonna happen.
I'm just gonna wake up tomorrow, still feeling like crap, gonna run myself a bath, get a nice filling breakfast down me, go and sleep in the bath for awhile, get out, put on some nice warm PJ's, then spend the day in bed.
Then I will feel better.

no, why?

because......christmas

i'm not giving you my email

fine

no presents for you

No u

oh.....hey there :)

Goodnight

**theorangefox hugs back**

Not too bad really, on my way home from college! :3

aw, hopefully we can talk later, havent done that in a while^^gotta go lay down for now though :c see ya!!

Yeah it's been a while :P hope you feel better later!