Okay, let's say this dude's had the hots for his best friends mom for a while, and one day he returns his friend's book or something to the house expecting his buddy to be there, but the mom is home alone instead?

Alrighty.
Now am I supposed to be dominant and make the first move or is this a male to female seduction thing?

i prefer female to male seduction

Alright then.
You start.

hmm, on second thoughts do you mind doing this tomorrow? Just checking the time now and it's kinda late, but tomorrow I have all day off if that's okay? just that i don't feel the mood that much at this time of night

Its quite alright. (:

Sleep well

thanks

Oh hey, just came back from my bath, had the feeling you wanted to talk after adding me

Well yeah, you seem like a wonderful guy.

Really? I'm rather judgemental of myself, it's what I get for being a cynical bastard.

Anyone who is a friend of Sam's if a friend of mine.
Besides, your reputation for writing skills in fascinating.

Heh, yeah I had the thread biting at my heels for my Erotic works.

Sucks now that I have so many other things on my mind, and this writers block though.

Understandable.
Muffinschreiber says youre quite the RPer.

Shucks, Meister is too kind, I think he's forgotten just how good he is himself, but yeah he enjoys our vigorous, erotic adventures with imagination and text.

I do quite a bit of RPing myself..
Maybe we could try sometime.

Sure! Just let me know whenever you feel like it, or I'm free now if you wanna crank up the heat!

Im free right now.
So Im going to assume you do it in story style like muffin?

whatever style suits ya! Sometimes he even cuts the ******** and just gets down and dirty, if that's your style.

I actually adore the beginning of the story just as much as the sexual parts, actually.

And story style is my favorite.

okie dokie then, so who's the lucky couple?

Hmm.
Usually me and muffin just make a scene or use a created world.
Then make up the characters ourself.
Except one time I asked him to be Kakashi.
Also I dont do pony Rps.. I hope you dont mind.

Well that takes out a lot of options, heh kinda hard to think now.

Heh, sorry.
Its just not appealing to me.

no worries, it's best to leave the comfort zone every now and then. So who or what do ya have in mind? Something furry? Teacher X Student? MILF? Shy girl at school who secretly wants to have her fist time?

Actually Im more of a fantasy type.
Skyrim, Fallout, you know.

I of course dont want to take you out of your comfort zone.

wanna try MILF?

I could try.

Hmm I guess so. Well time to give saxton hale a taste of my Nightmare Edge!

Have fun waiting 20 minutes while Saxton plays cat and mouse with a Scout.

Blegh, don't remind me, and of course the rage kills.

Well I guess I'll go do some reading.
Ta ta for now, orange.

yeah cya

OH WHAT A SURPRISE,

ahem

Hihihihihi!

Gonna be sooooo gooood.
Screw what you say.

AWDLSDJSLFSFHS

**** YOU AND YOUR SPOILERS!

Like you really care anyway.

so tempted to bring him here...

You haven't seen the preview clip of the new episode.
I don't think Storm would want to be anywhere near Trixie with the new Magic she's learned.

You hear that Storm boy?

"She may have the magic, but I have the wand!"

Heh, good one

Not for long you won't...

Okay fiiiiiiiine!

Presto felt his heart skip a beat, and the warmth between his legs became more noticeable. Trixie continued to present her dripping femness to him, inviting him to bury his hardness between her lush inner walls, and of course engage in carefree, lusty sexual intercourse for as long as she desired. No for as long as she wanted to. Presto watched wide eyed, as a stream of pussy juice ran down her exposed pink flesh before dripping into a puddle on the floor. She had the most seductive expression on her face as she turned her head to face him, swishing her tail left and right hypnotising his senses.

"Hurry and mount Trixie!" she demanded in her stern, yet persuasive tone.

Well... that was certainly unexpected... um... yeah...

**theorangefox closes the book**

And that's all he wrote!

Hey... you ever wrote anything with Gilda?
Just figured it could be something new for you.

avian? Naaaah

Avian?

that's what gilda is in terms of furry

so learned

Ah. Well she's still just a Gryphon. (Probably spelt that wrong but meh)
And why not then?

I don't really have a thing for Gilda

And you don't really have a thing for guy on guy either. Didn't stop you from writing it though, haha.

All I'm saying is that it's something new and different for you to try out.

i already mentioned she's hot, just haven't gotten down to writing yet

have you started reading her tumblr?

bitch i write, I don't read

dude

do it

Go away

but wai?

Not in the mood, nothing will help. Stop trying

naw man, i'm just wondering what your though on it is?

not in the mood

...say, you like clopfics, right?

what do you think about rule 34 artwork?

most of it sucks nowadays, no inspiration at all, it's killing my horny

you ever hear of the pony storm front?

nope

storiesfromthefront.tumblr.com/

here, along with some nice artwork, she also gives some exposition about the places she visits

along with getting ****** everywhere she oes

achievement get. Boner

you like?

she's hot, and she might get a visit from a certain orange pegasus

well, do you have a tumblr?

he MIGHT get included into a story if you ask him

tumblr's for artists ain't it?

not always

there are some audio and text tumblrs

I'll get onto it after lunch. It shall be my clopfic tumblr!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

eh?

about how love and romance bring nothing but pain and sorrow

i see now what you meant

took you long enough, so what happened to you?

well lets see

i had a crush on this girl, idk if she knew but we got along pretty good, she might even liked me. then my worst enemy comes in. idk how or when, but a few days later they were kissing like their life depended on it

i was stunned. dead inside and the whole day i spent thinking about ways to murder him

i havent spoken to her since

**theorangefox plays an imaginary guitar**

Love is indeed pain, claiming its victims every day one by one, 'tis the truth of the harsh reality we live in my friend. Why do you think I'm still single?

3 things

1 girls think your repulsive
2 or you dont go out to look for them
3 or just because your not ready yet

its either 2 or 3 mr poetree hah get it poet tree, cuz the tree recites poets. eh eh...ow

It's number 3

if this community still exists for 5/10 years. (you never know)

and you finally settle down. would you still come here? or at least keep talking to your friends from here?

I'd never leave my friends for a girl, i'd still come here. There are thread members with girlfriends

**theorangefox commits seppuku**

Firestorm isn't with me, they don't allow talking horses at work

...BUT HAVE U SEEN HIM?

MAH BEAR TIBBERS?

Blast it Gold don't you have any idea what time it is?

yes i do

but goodnight would mean i would go to bed, which im not.

anyways, i had a thought. im starting to miss your writing. you dont have to neccesary write clopfics do you?

of course not

well you play tf2 alot obviously

ever thought about writing about that? maybe something like what sam was doing

get out of my office.

make me, maggot

you're already outside!

*starts yelling*

its just an ideaaaaaa!

hi, it's been a while

Yeah, you gained my attention in the first place because of your troubles with your mother, but that went aside quickly.

it hasn't entirely gone

Well, how is it going?

not too bad really

Well, even after two days, it's the same for me.

yeah, life sure is a bore, and chore

We all want more.
We're all a little sore.

No you flamboyant buffoon! Ugh!

So you don't like me then?

You just love torturing me don't you?

And you love messing with my emotions, don't you?

teehee

You suck.

Like Trixie sucks dicks?

Hilarious.

Backstabbing is fun!

Oh yes it is~
The screams and the way they reach behind them before their spine fails them and they fall to the ground, helpless and paralysed.

yeah, I don't have time to stand around watching them die whilst the enemy alerts their entire team of a spy

I always get the pleasure of seeing them die because nobody else ever notices me.

I'm not so stupid

Which is why I save my Ambassador for you and your fellow Snipers.
The best kind of death is an ironic one.

We'll see about that. Just let me know when you're ready to feel the pain again!

you know it!

needs more straight!

Incest.

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do not want

fine


have some stupid sexy bandit

no

but wai?

no crossgender!

how do you even know if said bandit is a rule 63?

i know all

alright then

how about her?

who is she?

sweet cream

hell no

pretty please

it hurts so much :c

- stick toothpick underneath toenail
- kick door
- profit?

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

youll get a present

if it's from you then no

why do you assume something thats gonna haunt you for life?

because i know you too well

when did this last happen?

do i need to write a list?

yes

since your not writing anything else :)

i don't see how that's possible

I think it's the "fire"

I've already seen that ****

aigtht

Hmm?

hey that's my pic!

I read that clopfic that dermuffin(le space)schreiber wrote.
You gave him ideas, didn't you?

I only gave him names, the rest is all his work

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I came here with the intention of being mad at you and now I'm sad.
The hell did that happen?

Words, and feelings.

Oraaaaaaaaange! Let me love you and hold you and make it all better!

I'm used to it.

Is there anything you want to get off your chest?
Anything at all? No matter how trivial or simple you may think it is, it's always better to get it out of your system.

I don't even know if I'm depressed or what. It just seems that most things nowadays have no real impact on me. I don't even know what I'm gonna do after college. I'm a lazy under-motivated guy with no ambition in life.

looks like steam is being a ******

steamcommunity.com/id/theorangefox/

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045785512

of course!

"I don't trust you"

bring the family

sapphire, fire flower

even your dad

Storm's grounded!

WELL THEN I GUESS HE CAN'T COME!

come on orangy, let's to to siz flugs

Blast it xoyv, don't you have any idea what time it is?

IT'S PLAYTIME!

It's 22:37!

IT'S PLAYTIME, SO STEP IT UP ****** !

ugh, fine