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#326 - arsenicarose (08/19/2011) [-]
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User avatar #438 to #333 - orrisic (09/17/2011) [-]
almost as big as mine, looll
User avatar #456 to #457 - orrisic (09/22/2011) [-]
wut?
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#324 - arsenicarose (08/19/2011) [-]
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#321 - sarahsa (08/19/2011) [-]
Hey what's up? :D
Hey what's up? :D
User avatar #435 to #329 - Umbranaught (09/12/2011) [-]
I think it's near southern nevada. It's ******* hot ><
User avatar #444 to #445 - sarahsa (09/21/2011) [-]
Oh haha, it's so hot here, too -_- lik 110+
User avatar #445 to #454 - Umbranaught (09/22/2011) [-]
oh geez! it was about that in baker. and i found out its actually in cali :P
User avatar #491 to #455 - sarahsa (09/24/2011) [-]
It's awful >_< But California is so much nicer then AZ, so it's okay if it's hot haha
User avatar #492 to #501 - Umbranaught (09/24/2011) [-]
I love California, good times indeed :D...
User avatar #494 to #502 - sarahsa (09/24/2011) [-]
XD Yeah, I miss it so much
User avatar #495 to #505 - Umbranaught (09/24/2011) [-]
Might move back at some point, not sure yet :P
User avatar #570 to #506 - sarahsa (09/29/2011) [-]
Why might you move back?
User avatar #571 to #583 - Umbranaught (09/29/2011) [-]
I like the weather there more, the beach, the pretty girls, and the smell brigs back memories and makes me feel like that's where I'm supposed to be.
User avatar #575 to #584 - sarahsa (10/05/2011) [-]
Yeah, but the beach is so cold >_< Although I should not complain since I don't even have a beach x)
User avatar #576 to #588 - Umbranaught (10/05/2011) [-]
Sometimes it's a decent temperature, though I'm a cold sissy...
User avatar #577 to #589 - sarahsa (10/06/2011) [-]
The beach in Hawaii i sooooo nice :D
User avatar #496 to #506 - GimmieTheCockies (09/25/2011) [-]
not might >:o you are gonna! you're gonna come live with me!
User avatar #497 to #507 - Umbranaught (09/25/2011) [-]
Okay :3
User avatar #500 to #509 - Umbranaught (09/26/2011) [-]
Lol, might be awhile though D:
#323 to #329 - Umbranaught (08/19/2011) [-]
Not much right now, just doing some work :3
Not much right now, just doing some work :3
User avatar #331 to #331 - sarahsa (08/19/2011) [-]
Oh haha like homework?
User avatar #332 to #339 - Umbranaught (08/19/2011) [-]
Nope, designing a sign for the restaurant I work at :3
User avatar #333 to #340 - sarahsa (08/19/2011) [-]
Cool :) What restaruante do you work at?
User avatar #336 to #341 - Umbranaught (08/20/2011) [-]
It's a new place in Utah called Chabaar(hibiscus in Thai), it has Thai and American food. Kinda spendy, but It's worth it most of the time :P
My dad and his gf own it and another place called the Tea Rose just up the street a bit.
User avatar #337 to #344 - sarahsa (08/20/2011) [-]
That's sounds neat :D Is the restaraunt in the States?
User avatar #339 to #345 - Umbranaught (08/21/2011) [-]
Indeed it is :3
User avatar #346 to #347 - sarahsa (08/24/2011) [-]
Awesome ^_^
User avatar #347 to #354 - Umbranaught (08/24/2011) [-]
Mhmm, do you work somewhere? :O
User avatar #348 to #355 - sarahsa (08/24/2011) [-]
Ah, kinda... It's not an official job haha, I just walk my neighbors dog s since I am kinda to young to be hired x)
User avatar #349 to #356 - Umbranaught (08/24/2011) [-]
Ah, well thats good. Better than nothing :P
User avatar #379 to #357 - sarahsa (09/03/2011) [-]
Yeah, I get paid so it's good enough x3
User avatar #381 to #386 - Umbranaught (09/03/2011) [-]
I'm also working on Illustrations for a college welding textbook out of California :3
User avatar #389 to #388 - sarahsa (09/04/2011) [-]
You live in California? I used to live there :D
User avatar #390 to #396 - Umbranaught (09/05/2011) [-]
Well I was born there and have work for a company there, but I was raised and now live in Utah :P
User avatar #391 to #397 - sarahsa (09/05/2011) [-]
I moved when I was a baby haha, but didn't move that far since I live in Arizona now :3
User avatar #392 to #398 - Umbranaught (09/05/2011) [-]
I remember traveling from Utah to Cali through Arizona and on the way there was a stretch of land that reminded me almost exactly of a warhammer landscape. It looked fake but awesome, like orcs were going to burst out of nowhere raging erywhur XP
User avatar #411 to #399 - sarahsa (09/05/2011) [-]
Yeah I know x) It is so dead though! All the plants here are mean, the animals are mean, the weather is mean, Arizona is just not meant for Humans haha
User avatar #413 to #418 - Umbranaught (09/06/2011) [-]
Yeah that sounds about right, ever been to bakersfield? O.o
User avatar #433 to #420 - sarahsa (09/12/2011) [-]
No I haven't, what is it?
User avatar #313 - rokh (08/17/2011) [-]
hi
User avatar #314 to #321 - Umbranaught (08/17/2011) [-]
Hello there ^-^
User avatar #315 to #322 - rokh (08/17/2011) [-]
how are you? :3
User avatar #316 to #323 - Umbranaught (08/17/2011) [-]
Pretty swell, hows about yourself? :D
User avatar #317 to #324 - rokh (08/17/2011) [-]
im fine ^_^
User avatar #318 to #325 - Umbranaught (08/17/2011) [-]
Most excellent :3
What are you up to? :O
User avatar #319 to #326 - rokh (08/17/2011) [-]
talking to my Boyfriend on skype and browsing through FJ :P
what are you doing?
User avatar #320 to #327 - Umbranaught (08/17/2011) [-]
I'm talking to a few people here and on fb, not much else really XP
#295 - thesandwhichmaker (08/16/2011) [-]
hello friend
User avatar #296 to #303 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
How are you? ^-^
#306 to #304 - thesandwhichmaker (08/16/2011) [-]
good how about you
User avatar #307 to #314 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Also good, what are you up to? :3
User avatar #308 to #315 - thesandwhichmaker (08/16/2011) [-]
just playing some minecraft about to make a comic
User avatar #309 to #316 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Awesome, i always wanted to play that :/
Must leave now though ><
User avatar #431 to #318 - Umbranaught (09/10/2011) [-]
I is back :3
User avatar #322 to #318 - Umbranaught (08/19/2011) [-]
Cuz I had to go hang out with my buddy D:
User avatar #288 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
Tosh, Y U NO TEXT ME??
User avatar #290 to #296 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
INC! :D
User avatar #291 to #298 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
the **** ??? Dx don't use strange acronyms in front of me Dx
User avatar #292 to #299 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
okay.jpg
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#293 to #300 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
300 comment's on your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
300 comment's on your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #294 to #301 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Sweet jesus, you're correct! :O
Too bad I no has reactions with me D:
#297 to #302 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
are you on a phone or something? :o
are you on a phone or something? :o
User avatar #298 to #305 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Nope, I just don't have my pictures on my laptop, they are on an external hard drive ><
User avatar #299 to #306 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
ah i see.
User avatar #300 to #307 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah... X.x
User avatar #302 to #309 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
incoming! XP
User avatar #303 to #310 - GimmieTheCockies (08/16/2011) [-]
I will never remember that xD
User avatar #304 to #311 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
sure you will ;P
#283 - zomedicbunny (08/16/2011) [-]
It would not let me message you back D:
It would not let me message you back D:
User avatar #284 to #291 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
O gawd, why?! D:
User avatar #285 to #292 - zomedicbunny (08/16/2011) [-]
idk ;o;
User avatar #286 to #293 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
*hugs* there there, you will be alright :)
User avatar #287 to #294 - zomedicbunny (08/16/2011) [-]
-huggles back- ;3
User avatar #289 to #295 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Aww, you... ;P
#259 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #280 to #267 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
I'm gonna guess Brittany? :P
User avatar #260 to #267 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
And so I drug it... :3
User avatar #262 to #269 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
Damn, i wish i had my reactions with me. on a different computer :/
User avatar #263 to #270 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
well i'll stop posting pictures ti make you feel better ^.^
User avatar #264 to #271 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
it's alright, i love pictures :3
Post all you like :D
#265 to #272 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
then i shall X3
then i shall X3
User avatar #266 to #273 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
Oh noes! teh poor kitteh D:
#267 to #274 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
kitteh has escaped unharmed!
kitteh has escaped unharmed!
User avatar #268 to #275 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
Yay! Im so happy for it :'D
#269 to #276 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
I'm so glad for kitty :D
User avatar #270 to #277 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
that reminds me i need to let my friend borrow sc2:O
#271 to #278 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
I'm glad i reminded you!
User avatar #272 to #279 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
aww, thats cute. also thanks :D
#273 to #280 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
hehe i post only the cutest, mostly
User avatar #274 to #281 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
awesome, it makes up for the cat in the blender pic i saw earlier :(
#275 to #282 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
D: cat.
in.
blender.
User avatar #276 to #283 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
it was terrible and i hope very much that it is fake. somehow i doubt it was... :(
User avatar #277 to #284 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
Just keep telling yourself it was! D: hmm to change the subject i never got your name?
User avatar #278 to #285 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
My name is Tosh :)
User avatar #279 to #286 - MeBrittany (08/12/2011) [-]
Thats a cute name X3 I'm guessing you already know my name XD
User avatar #258 to #265 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
Why hello there pretty lady ^-^
#393 to #266 - idonthaveapenis (09/05/2011) [-]
way to put your self out there D:
User avatar #394 to #400 - Umbranaught (09/05/2011) [-]
:O
Did you find me out?
User avatar #395 to #401 - idonthaveapenis (09/05/2011) [-]
yeah, and im telling!
User avatar #396 to #402 - Umbranaught (09/05/2011) [-]
Oh noes! What will becum of me?! D:
#397 to #403 - idonthaveapenis (09/05/2011) [-]
why dont you have a seat over here..
User avatar #255 - helpmeme (08/11/2011) [-]
just curious, who are you?
User avatar #256 to #263 - Umbranaught (08/12/2011) [-]
I'm just a friendly nerd ^-^
User avatar #281 to #264 - helpmeme (08/14/2011) [-]
oh kewl... why did you add me? just wondering.
User avatar #282 to #289 - Umbranaught (08/15/2011) [-]
I went on an adding spree, just happened upon you :3
User avatar #311 to #290 - helpmeme (08/16/2011) [-]
Oh well, Thats kewl..... Whoop someone thought I was cool enough to be added. lol
User avatar #437 to #319 - orrisic (09/17/2011) [-]
it's a lie D:
User avatar #439 to #447 - helpmeme (09/17/2011) [-]
D: Aww I feel unloved.
User avatar #440 to #449 - orrisic (09/17/2011) [-]
no, u should feel more loved.
He didn't go on a random adding spree. He picks out all the girls of FJ. Including you and me. But then again, that makes u feel like an object :c
You scroll through the comments on his profile, and u come across this:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/Umbranaught/265#265
Now you know why he's only adding girls, cuz he's a player, a forever alone in real life, but when he gets on FJ he adds girls and try to get boobs out of them.
Look at all the comments on his profile, not a single guy. And the way he talks with the smiles ^-^ :3 :D :O O.o.. it's obvious what he wants to get.
User avatar #441 to #450 - helpmeme (09/17/2011) [-]
Fascinating. The smiles totally make me want to send him pics of my tits. Lmao but you know there are plenty of whores out there that would do it. God, I live funnyjunk.
User avatar #442 to #451 - helpmeme (09/17/2011) [-]
Love* stupid cell phone keyboard >.>
User avatar #443 to #452 - orrisic (09/17/2011) [-]
Whores are good :D
User avatar #448 to #453 - Umbranaught (09/22/2011) [-]
well now i feel like a terrible person :(
User avatar #457 to #458 - orrisic (09/22/2011) [-]
Eh, what did i saw about smilies. You should feel terrible only if it's true. And you're the only person who knows if your fake or not.
User avatar #312 to #319 - Umbranaught (08/16/2011) [-]
Heh, it's a good feeling ;P
#251 - heidiihehe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #252 to #259 - Umbranaught (08/08/2011) [-]
Aww, hopefully I can help cheer you up at least a little bit. Don't like seeing people sad :/
#253 to #260 - heidiihehe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #254 to #261 - Umbranaught (08/08/2011) [-]
No problem, let me know if there is anything I can do for you. And I'll always be here to listen :D
User avatar #250 to #257 - Umbranaught (08/08/2011) [-]
Hey there ;3
User avatar #248 to #255 - Umbranaught (08/07/2011) [-]
Lolwut?
User avatar #236 - GimmieTheCockies (07/20/2011) [-]
Helllllo :3 long time no speak Dx
User avatar #237 to #244 - Umbranaught (07/23/2011) [-]
I know, I've been super busy and internet-less for many days :(
User avatar #238 to #245 - GimmieTheCockies (07/23/2011) [-]
Because of china? xD Well I miss talking to you D:
User avatar #239 to #246 - Umbranaught (07/23/2011) [-]
Lol, no. They don't seem to be interfering anymore. I've been working a lot and living at a place where I have no internet or time to use it. I miss talking to you too btw.
User avatar #240 to #247 - GimmieTheCockies (07/23/2011) [-]
Bahaha that' good, At least yor life is getting better, at least it sounds xD
User avatar #241 to #248 - Umbranaught (07/24/2011) [-]
In a way I guess, more work less play. But It's probably better this way.
User avatar #242 to #249 - GimmieTheCockies (08/02/2011) [-]
I saw someone on your facebook named Keegan and he had the same last name as you... Who is he? Is he your bother or something. I must know! O.O
User avatar #243 to #250 - Umbranaught (08/02/2011) [-]
Indeed so, he is my younger brother.
User avatar #244 to #251 - GimmieTheCockies (08/03/2011) [-]
Ahaha I know that now I posted this before I IM'd you on facebook
User avatar #245 to #252 - Umbranaught (08/05/2011) [-]
Yeah, oh well :3
I wonder if we should see about going to comicon or not
User avatar #246 to #253 - GimmieTheCockies (08/05/2011) [-]
It would be awesome to go with you :D
User avatar #230 - epicsalsa (07/12/2011) [-]
Happy really late birthday.
User avatar #231 to #238 - Umbranaught (07/12/2011) [-]
Lol, thanks ^-^
I'm not feeling my age really :3
User avatar #232 to #239 - epicsalsa (07/12/2011) [-]
How old did you turn? :D
User avatar #233 to #240 - Umbranaught (07/12/2011) [-]
22 on the seventh of July :)
User avatar #234 to #241 - epicsalsa (07/12/2011) [-]
O:
So you're in your 20's?
YAY
Those are the best years for men.
User avatar #235 to #242 - Umbranaught (07/12/2011) [-]
Yes ma'am, feels pretty good :3
User avatar #228 - GimmieTheCockies (07/10/2011) [-]
Your birthday was on thursday?!?! I didn't know that! sorry! Dx happy late birthday!
User avatar #229 to #236 - Umbranaught (07/10/2011) [-]
Lol, it's ok. I'm not big on my birthday anyway. Thanks you though ^-^
#207 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Oh haai.
Oh haai.
#209 to #215 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Hai thar! :3  
How goes it?
Hai thar! :3
How goes it?
#210 to #217 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Vair vair nice  
How goes it for you?
Vair vair nice
How goes it for you?
#211 to #218 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Heh, I'm alright I guess. Just being lazy mostly.
What are you up to? :3
User avatar #212 to #219 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Enjoyin' a new friend. :3
#213 to #220 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah? Is it me? :D
#214 to #221 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Quite :D  
  
What brings you to the add, if I may so inquire?
Quite :D

What brings you to the add, if I may so inquire?
#215 to #222 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
I just felt like it really, nothing in particular :3
Hope you don't mind.
#216 to #223 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Appreciated, my dear. &lt;3
Appreciated, my dear. <3
#217 to #224 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
My pleasure milady *bows before you*
My pleasure milady *bows before you*
User avatar #218 to #225 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
Such a gentleman n.n
#219 to #226 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
I find it impossible to be anything other than kind and helpful to most people, ladies in particular.
User avatar #220 to #227 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
T'is hard to find chivalrous men now'a'days
User avatar #221 to #228 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
A shame to say the least :/
I wish there were more of us.
User avatar #222 to #229 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
But then that makes it not as special when you do find one!
User avatar #223 to #230 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
True, I just don't want there to be women being abused or mistreated by lesser men. Seems all too common :/
User avatar #224 to #231 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
That's also true...

Too much experience with that from my ex. Thank god I'm single now.
#225 to #232 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Oh noes! He was a douche?
I'm single too unfortunately :/
#227 to #233 - shankatank (07/06/2011) [-]
A douche and more.
Details should best be described not publicly ^^

We can be single together :DD
#206 - missganja (06/20/2011) [-]
Hi new friend :)
User avatar #208 to #214 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Why hello there! :D
Sorry I didn't reply sooner, I have been away in an internet-less land :/
User avatar #204 - missgghjg (06/15/2011) [-]
why
User avatar #226 to #212 - Umbranaught (07/06/2011) [-]
Poke.
User avatar #205 to #212 - Umbranaught (06/15/2011) [-]
Why not? :D
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