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#476 - lolollo (03/08/2014) [-]
#474 - aherorising (11/20/2013) [-]
you're a really cool bro
#471 - shiifter (10/06/2013) [-]
This still makes me giggle.

Oh and by the way, i never actually thumbed you down. I just said that i did.
#472 to #471 - captainfuckitall (10/06/2013) [-]
The thing is, the way I found OUT you gave me those thumbs was because of the question mark, which allows people to see who voted on content. I could only KNOW it was you if you had thumbed them down, which you did.

And now you not only prove to be an idiot, but a liar as well.
#473 to #472 - shiifter (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait? You still remembered that? That's hilarious.

By the way, i screencapped this. it's like a trophy.
#468 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
I would just like to say thank you.
#469 to #468 - captainfuckitall (09/22/2013) [-]
For?
#470 to #469 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
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#466 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Due to your pointlessly rude comment on the post "Jesus ain't got time for ****",

I have gone through 20 of your previous comments and thumbed them all down.

You're also a stupid, unfunny, tryhard feelfag. Exactly the kind of user that this site is infamous for.
#467 to #466 - captainfuckitall (08/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't pointlessly rude. If you read it more carefully, you would find I am not insulting your god or faith, but rather, the people who spread it about; and even they are just doing it to themselves, while I am mearly making an observation

It's ironic you call me tryhard, considering you just went through the time to thumb-down my last 20 comments as if it would have any effect on me personally or my ranking here. It's also odd you call me stupid, considering you were the one who read it uncorrectly. And I think the fact I have so many comment thumbs anyways (including my own jesus comment) speaks to the point that I am, in fact, quite hilarious. "Feelfag", is that supposed to be a derogatory term for someone who is passionate about certain things? If so, then I take pride in it, as it is only through passion that things grow.

Considering you are pretentious, arrogant, immature, and without a sense of humour; you fit the criteria for '12 year old funnyjunker' far better than I do.
#463 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.   
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.   
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.   
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
Hey, I would just like to say thank you for telling me to get an account.
Yea I know, odd thing to give thanks for when I could have gotten one easily but then again, I was a dumb bastard then and could not think very well.
I notice your comments from time to time and get some good knowledge off of them, mainly the Lovecraft related ones.
But like I said, thank you very much and continue to be awesome.
#464 to #463 - captainfuckitall (07/16/2013) [-]
You are just a wonderful person, you know that? Thank you very much for your kind words and appreciation, and I'm glad you have made an account and made many friends here, including myself
#465 to #464 - captainspankmonkey (07/16/2013) [-]
You're welcome, good sir.
You're welcome, good sir.
#461 - potgardener (06/01/2013) [-]
youre pretty ****** in the head if beating a kid is a good idea, parents would need to hit their kids if they taught them what was right and wrong from the beginning
#462 to #461 - captainfuckitall (06/01/2013) [-]
It's ironic how you talk about avoiding situations, when your very comment isn't needed considering I already explained, about five times now, that I do not mean you must 'abuse' your children in order to get good results. My comment, and all the comments afterwards, were about how when compassion and support fails you must turn to punishment and discipline, including simply smacking your kid upside the head

Perhaps you should read more and get better informed before jumping to opinions, yes?
#459 - bossdelainternet (05/11/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest  threads i've seen this year.   
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...   
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
I'd just like to say thank you for created one of the funniest threads i've seen this year.
To sum up why i thought it was so funny, a quote...
"Most people would say 'I lost. I give up.', but you, you just keep trying. You're like the Dominican Republic, always killing the guy in charge and saying 'Ah, this new guy, this new guy's gonna get it right!'." - Family Guy
#460 to #459 - captainfuckitall (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm not sure whether I should take that as a compliment or an insult

I choose the former

Thank you, good sir
#453 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
I just thought I'd let you know that I just did an awful thing and quoted your majestic deep words of death wisdom onto my facebook. I gave you credit, but as part of my shame for stealing I thought I'd tell you. That was honestly one of the best things I've ever read.

Which is also why I screencapped it. Don't worry I swear I'm not going to try to get to frontpage with it I just wanted to save it.
#454 to #453 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2012) [-]
Not at all, I am not concerned with thumbs in the least. If you would like to post it, by all means do so, if you'd like to take credit, do so as well; I care not for material value or fame, as long as comprehend and understand the message
#455 to #454 - WhattheNorris (11/12/2012) [-]
Oh man you just keep getting better:)    
   
But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
Oh man you just keep getting better:)

But I wouldn't dare steal your credit.
#449 - captainspankmonkey (02/27/2012) [-]
Internet problems
That is why :P
#450 to #460 - captainfuckitall (02/27/2012) [-]
ahhh, haha, sorry then :P
#447 - anon (09/26/2011) [-]
you're a lovely person
#448 to #458 - captainfuckitall (09/26/2011) [-]
awe, thank you, kind stranger :3

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D
#444 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
Im becoming level 28 soon
#445 to #454 - captainfuckitall (08/22/2011) [-]
sooooooooooooooooon............
#446 to #455 - captainspankmonkey (08/22/2011) [-]
very soooooooooooooooooooooon......
#437 - anon (07/31/2011) [-]
Lololololol mfw you block me and delete my comment because I expose that you're an ignorant dumbass
#438 to #447 - captainfuckitall (07/31/2011) [-]
no, i didn't block you because you "exposed that i am an ignorant dumbass". i blocked you because i know who you are, and remembered who you are. you are thebiggestmaggot. you have a (last time i checked) profile picture of an old lady with bouncing tits in a swimsuit. and you are also a nihilist that annoyed the hell out of me last time i talked because you were ignorant, arrogant, and rude, and drove me to a place i don't like going to simply because i do not like people like you. the reason i removed the comment is because 1. it was wrong. 2. you wouldn't have listened if i told you otherwise. and 3. it was Wikipedia, and unreliable source. and, since you are against what i believe, you will logically look for a source that undermines it. and i simply don't have the patience to deal with you

that's why
#436 - captainspankmonkey (07/04/2011) [-]
Happy 4th of july!
#429 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Now I made it to level 28 with just comments, too. Awwww yeah!
#430 to #439 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
HIGH FIVE BUDDY :D
#431 to #440 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
That took ******* YEARS.
#432 to #441 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
mine took just over 1 year :P
#433 to #442 - EpicFacePalm (06/27/2011) [-]
Took me half a year longer than you :P
#434 to #443 - captainfuckitall (06/27/2011) [-]
haha, well it's the effort that counts, that's all that matters :)
#428 - captainspankmonkey (06/20/2011) [-]
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#425 - lolninjakik (06/04/2011) [-]
**************
#426 to #435 - captainfuckitall (06/04/2011) [-]
haha, thanks buddy :)
#423 - Adrayll (06/03/2011) [-]
Congrats on reaching your goal. (finally checked my inbox for first time in who knows how long)
#424 to #433 - captainfuckitall (06/03/2011) [-]
haha, still, i appreciate the thought :) and thank you for congratulating me :P
#418 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
Rape time!
Rape time!
#419 to #428 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
there is no average for nicholas cage. he's always really good or really bad :P
#420 to #429 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
thats true but my real reason i came here is becuase i came to rape you(i was bet that the next person to log in who is my friend gets raped).prepare your anus!
#421 to #430 - captainfuckitall (05/31/2011) [-]
okay...

i wish i had that "okay" guy reaction face :P
#422 to #431 - captainspankmonkey (05/31/2011) [-]
here ya go
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#392 to #401 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
nothing much, just hanging out
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#394 to #403 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
....how did you know? :O
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#415 to #405 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
watch'in both of you...
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#417 to #426 - Moemon (05/30/2011) [-]
I'm not here.
#396 to #405 - captainfuckitall (05/18/2011) [-]
.....oh god
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#400 to #407 - captainfuckitall (05/20/2011) [-]
i've been going for a whole day, can i stop yet? :(
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#402 to #411 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
i wasn't....
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#404 to #413 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
MUHAHAHAHHAHA
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#406 to #415 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
......maybe
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#408 to #417 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
....i have no proper words to describe my reaction right now, but...

IT'S A DEAL :D
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#410 to #419 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
well, you see, you shouldn't lead me on like that
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#413 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
and JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR...

i'm not the one with the whore outfit for my avatar :P
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#412 to #421 - captainfuckitall (05/21/2011) [-]
it's only gay if the balls touch