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#2910 - isaacshadow
(10/18/2011) [-]
Hey bro, let me give you some help.
#2911 to #2970 - nITE
(10/18/2011) [-]
wut?
#2913 to #2971 - isaacshadow
(10/19/2011) [-]
No seriously, it'll help you out in your final battle.
#2914 to #2973 - nITE
(10/19/2011) [-]
Sorry I was wiping my ass after taking a ****...


okay tell me :3
#2915 to #2974 - isaacshadow
(10/19/2011) [-]
Gwyn strikes hard and fast, he fights extremely aggressively, and just 3 swipes of his flaming blade will end you, but he is beatable.
Don't even think about attacking him directly, preservation and dodging is key in this final battle. Keep your distance, and time your heals right because he can literally jump from one side of the room to the other, with his flaming sword aimed at your face.
#2916 to #2975 - isaacshadow
(10/19/2011) [-]
There are only 3 safe methods of attacking Gwyn:
1. When Gwyn tries to grab you, dodge then run back and get 1 or 2 hits in, then return to evading his attacks.
2. When Gwyn tries to kick you, dodge, attack once or twice, return to evading attacks
3. (ONLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU HAVE BIG BRASS BALLS) If you have good timing or health to spare, try parrying one of his attacks then getting a critical. This is very hard to do.
#2912 to #2971 - isaacshadow
(10/18/2011) [-]
On how to beat Gwyn, Lord of Cinder. (i.e. the ass raping final boss) Some good techniques.
#2902 - isaacshadow
(10/17/2011) [-]
Brad bro.... he is dead.
#2905 to #2962 - nITE
(10/17/2011) [-]
Who is?
#2907 to #2965 - isaacshadow
(10/17/2011) [-]
I've killed him, I killed Gwyn, the Lord of Cinder.
#2908 to #2967 - nITE
(10/17/2011) [-]
Come heither and accept thy hug
#2909 to #2968 - isaacshadow
(10/18/2011) [-]
I defied the reign of the gods and became the Dark Lord. I ended the Age of Fire, and began the Age of Dark....the Age of Man.
(apparently there is no good/bad ending, only what you think is best ex: wither or not you should let the gods have the power, or let them die and have humanity decide it's own fate)
#2883 - isaacshadow
(10/15/2011) [-]
My rebuttal: Kil self.
#2885 to #2943 - MoNugisa
(10/15/2011) [-]
What if you woke up next to both of us?
#2888 to #2945 - isaacshadow
(10/15/2011) [-]
Before or after my girlfriend killed me?
#2889 to #2948 - MoNugisa
(10/16/2011) [-]
Before, then after
#2891 to #2949 - isaacshadow
(10/16/2011) [-]
Before: Tell her
After: Submit to punishment.
#2894 to #2951 - MoNugisa
(10/17/2011) [-]
Lawl XD
#2895 to #2954 - isaacshadow
(10/17/2011) [-]
Don't feel bad, she only punishes me because she loves me ;3
#2896 to #2955 - MoNugisa
(10/17/2011) [-]
Awww, :3 How sweet! Will it be a kinky punishment?
#2897 to #2956 - isaacshadow
(10/17/2011) [-]
Yes
#2898 to #2957 - MoNugisa
(10/17/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2901 to #2958 - isaacshadow
(10/17/2011) [-]
I think my PENIS just went backed up into my crotch from the disgustingness.
#2887 to #2945 - isaacshadow
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#2882 - captainspankmonkey
(10/15/2011) [-]
#2876 - dogloverman
(10/15/2011) [-]
best day ever
#2877 to #2936 - nITE
(10/15/2011) [-]
So that means your :3
#2878 to #2937 - dogloverman
(10/15/2011) [-]
indeed
#2879 to #2938 - nITE
(10/15/2011) [-]
Its okay I do not judge gay people
#2880 to #2939 - dogloverman
(10/15/2011) [-]
^^
#2881 to #2940 - nITE
(10/15/2011) [-]
In a matter of fact


I support Gay Marriedge
#2874 - shennanigma **User deleted account**
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#2854 - isaacshadow
(10/08/2011) [-]
Guess what.
#2855 to #2914 - nITE
(10/08/2011) [-]
You found out a way to lick you're anus :D
#2856 to #2915 - isaacshadow
(10/08/2011) [-]
....no....
#2857 to #2916 - nITE
(10/08/2011) [-]
#2858 to #2917 - isaacshadow
(10/09/2011) [-]
Its because I'm actually having alot of fun playing Dark Souls...
Its because I'm actually having alot of fun playing Dark Souls...
#2859 to #2918 - nITE
(10/09/2011) [-]
DARK SOULS IS ******* AWESOME AM I RIGHT >:D
DARK SOULS IS ******* AWESOME AM I RIGHT >:D
#2860 to #2919 - isaacshadow
(10/09/2011) [-]
Hard as it is, yes. I feel like more of a badass while playing Dark Souls then any other game. I also like killing Red Phantoms, griefing *****.
#2861 to #2920 - nITE
(10/09/2011) [-]
Yeah, **** even the trailer is telling you its ******* bad ass >:D
#2862 to #2921 - isaacshadow
(10/09/2011) [-]
Have you played it?
#2863 to #2922 - nITE
(10/09/2011) [-]
yes
#2864 to #2923 - isaacshadow
(10/09/2011) [-]
What class did you pick?
#2865 to #2924 - nITE
(10/09/2011) [-]
Knight - nITE
#2866 to #2925 - isaacshadow
(10/09/2011) [-]
Same. Apparently, the Knight is the best class for beginners.
#2867 to #2926 - nITE
(10/09/2011) [-]
I like being Knights cause for me Knights is a sign for Loyalty and Domination
#2868 to #2927 - isaacshadow
(10/13/2011) [-]
I ****** up man. I ****** up bad.
#2870 to #2928 - nITE
(10/13/2011) [-]
What yo do?
#2871 to #2930 - isaacshadow
(10/13/2011) [-]
I've accidentally killed a couple of npc's, and by a couple, I mean lot.
#2872 to #2931 - nITE
(10/13/2011) [-]
Aw you just type in console commands to resurrect th-..... oh right.... which ones?
#2873 to #2932 - isaacshadow
(10/13/2011) [-]
I don't even think that will work for you. D'oh well, I guess I didn't need that old smith anyway, he had terrible wears anyway.
#2851 - Ulmer
(10/07/2011) [-]
the Hero Hachimaki in what? team fortress?
#2852 to #2911 - nITE
(10/07/2011) [-]
yes
#2853 to #2912 - Ulmer
(10/07/2011) [-]
dun have it, sorry :x
#2850 - rainbowslayer
(10/07/2011) [-]
haha ill be fine
#2847 - MoNugisa
(10/06/2011) [-]
I has a sad day dream today on the way home. So I drew you a better picture. But I lost my tablet pen, however, this means the lines are stright! Or however you spell it >.<
#2848 to #2907 - nITE
(10/06/2011) [-]
I like it
#2849 to #2908 - MoNugisa
(10/06/2011) [-]
:3 yay!
#2869 to #2909 - isaacshadow
(10/13/2011) [-]
Does this make Brad the god damn batman now?
#2875 to #2929 - MoNugisa
(10/13/2011) [-]
Kinda XD
#2839 - toolmaster
(10/06/2011) [-]
hay
why you get cock ring?
#2840 to #2899 - nITE
(10/06/2011) [-]
I shot it in 2's
#2842 to #2900 - toolmaster
(10/06/2011) [-]
WHO YOU BE *******
if its ok for me to ask
#2843 to #2902 - nITE
(10/06/2011) [-]
Im dating MoNugisa :l (beautiful woman)
#2844 to #2903 - toolmaster
(10/06/2011) [-]
im dating no one :(
*sits there looking sad*
#2845 to #2904 - nITE
(10/06/2011) [-]
:\ I iz sorry fo yu
#2846 to #2905 - toolmaster
(10/06/2011) [-]
ee im not grown yet
#2818 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
*hands you a cock ring that reads "Moral Support"* Have fun.
#2819 to #2878 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
*goes to Malcolm Holmes and sell it*
#2820 to #2879 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
....*takes the money you made and rebuys it*
#2821 to #2880 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
*shoots the cock ring into 2 pieces while it was in you're hand with my revolver*
#2822 to #2881 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
Dude! Why didn't you use that?
#2823 to #2882 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
I dont wanna!
#2824 to #2883 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
It turns you dick into a vibrator!
#2825 to #2884 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
*twirls revolver around and does some fancy tricks with it* If I wanted my dick a vibrator I would buy a Implant
#2826 to #2885 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
That was cheaper.
#2827 to #2886 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
still
#2828 to #2887 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
Fine. I'm not giving you any more sexual enhancers for you to use.
#2841 to #2888 - toolmaster
(10/06/2011) [-]
get me some GET ME SOME GET ME SOME
#2829 to #2888 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
trust me Mo has alot
#2830 to #2889 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
I don't think Nuttella or oranges counts.
#2831 to #2890 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
what about dildos and machines
#2832 to #2891 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
wat machines?
#2833 to #2892 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
whats those things that you put on the utters that milks the cows
#2834 to #2893 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
Wouldn't that make here pregnant?
#2835 to #2894 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
just putting those milk suckers on her tits?
#2836 to #2895 - isaacshadow
(10/03/2011) [-]
A female typically as to be pregnant to produce any kind of milk.
#2837 to #2896 - nITE
(10/03/2011) [-]
:3 well we dont strike the white gold but we do it to get kinky
#2838 to #2897 - isaacshadow
(10/04/2011) [-]
She doesn't mind you talking about all this?
#2797 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Hey, I've been wondering. I has a question for you.
#2798 to #2857 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
The square route of 5 is 3 jk


what
#2799 to #2858 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
MoNusta (or whatever the **** it is) . How did that happen?
#2800 to #2859 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
what? me and her just... got together


MoNugisa*
#2801 to #2860 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Just like that? C'mon man theres more to that.
#2802 to #2861 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
I just said
"Well atleast we are good friends"
then she said
"well... we can be more"

and thats how we got into a relationship
#2803 to #2862 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
So you 2 have been friends for a long time before all this?
#2804 to #2863 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
yes
#2805 to #2864 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Well that good. Relationships with friends tend to last.
#2806 to #2865 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
:P Shes even down with having a threesome now... Isaac?
#2807 to #2866 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Not really my thing.
2 girls + 1 guy = O
2 guys + 1 girl = X
#2808 to #2867 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
just saying
#2809 to #2868 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#2810 to #2869 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
Just saiyan
#2811 to #2870 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Balls to it. I'll show for moral support. Thats it.
Balls to it. I'll show for moral support. Thats it.
#2812 to #2871 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
Guess I can go ask RainbowSlayer if me her and Mo can do so.... I think shes a little lesbian
#2813 to #2872 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
Jesus this idea is just getting kinkier by the second.
#2814 to #2873 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
Mo uses Nutella sometimes.... :3
#2815 to #2874 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
When this happening?
#2816 to #2875 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
sometimes
#2817 to #2876 - isaacshadow
(10/02/2011) [-]
I shouldn't be surprised. You said she a bit "bi-ish"
#2790 - devildudetwo **User deleted account**
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#2791 to #2850 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
:l Im gonna give you the count to five to delete that comment cause I do not support Roll Images on my profile
#2792 to #2851 - devildudetwo **User deleted account**
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#2793 to #2852 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
I do not like it when people do that roll Image and Roll user etc junk


but we cool
#2794 to #2853 - devildudetwo **User deleted account**
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#2795 to #2854 - nITE
(10/02/2011) [-]
:D I still buddy with you
#2796 to #2855 - devildudetwo **User deleted account**
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#2789 - isaacshadow
(10/01/2011) [-]
Oi you.
#2768 - MoNugisa
(09/29/2011) [-]
*soft poke*
#2769 to #2828 - nITE
(09/29/2011) [-]
*soft boobie poke*
#2770 to #2829 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
*makes them jiggle*
#2771 to #2830 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3
#2772 to #2831 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3
#2773 to #2832 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3
#2774 to #2833 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3 You need to login to view this link fixed my pokemon team up! Now can I have a discription for you :D
#2775 to #2834 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
hmm?
#2776 to #2835 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
I said I would draw something, give me a desc of it please :D
#2777 to #2836 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
Well Me with my Alakazam with You with your favorite pokemon :D
#2778 to #2837 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
:D Okay, blue eye, black hair! Wait!! Whats my fav pokemon D: Meh, I'll use ty!! >.<
#2779 to #2838 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
:D
#2780 to #2839 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
XD
#2781 to #2840 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3 *licks*
#2782 to #2841 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
*murrs, licking back*
#2783 to #2842 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
... *put hand in your shirt and makes a feel* :3
#2784 to #2843 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
*blushes and liftes her shirt a little* Is soo waiting for some one to come and troll this XD
#2785 to #2844 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
:3 im going to emberasse you
#2786 to #2845 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
D: go on!
#2787 to #2846 - nITE
(09/30/2011) [-]
Mass Message :3
#2788 to #2847 - MoNugisa
(09/30/2011) [-]
D: *reads it* LOL XD Not as bad as I expeted. Cus only us knows what it means right?
#2747 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
Contemtptio's history:
A NCR farm boy who's family and farm where destroyed by a man with a old world flag on his back at 8 years old. Rather then killing him, the Legionaries enslaved him, giving him the slave name Contemptio for his rebellious attitude towards them. After the 2 years, the Legion assigned him to train under Joshua Graham after seeing him constantly win fights constantly against other slaves in the colosseum with his father's machete, where his skills in the pistol and rifle became strong. Eventually was assigned to the Sons of Caesar at age 17, conducting special missions assigned directly from Caesar. After the Sons refused to complete a mission, they where all executed or fled. Only one survived. After the 1st Battle of Hoover Damn, Contemptio became a Courier for the Mojave Express for 3 years, taking him every where to New Reno to The Divide...all the while, still looking for that man with an old world flag on his back The Mojave Express sent him back to do a big job for them, to pick up a platinum chip and meet up with a fellow courier.
#2748 to #2807 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
And thats when I came in... your the leader and I will be the companion
#2749 to #2808 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
or the other way around who knows. I guess it be preference. I rather like the idea of a dual leadership, makes it more interesting.
#2750 to #2809 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
but remember


If you decide to hurt innocent people this is going to be a Rough Relationship
#2751 to #2810 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
I'm just looking for that man with a old world flag on his back...
#2752 to #2811 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
And im just helping you look for the man...


::NEW PERK AQUIRED::
BIG IRON
When Carmine a Active
companion you gain 10
Damage Resistance and
15 Damage with Revolvers
#2753 to #2812 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
**::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
**The Wandering Exile
When Contemptio is a active companion, you gain +30 Survial skills and +45 to all bladed weapons.
#2754 to #2813 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
:P this is why....
#2755 to #2814 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
We are best friends :3
#2756 to #2815 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
:3
#2757 to #2816 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Peace at last...
Contemptio finally settled things with his family's killer, Ulysses, but the wound won't truly heal. Contemptio gains +10 to all skills, and his skills with his fathers machete have increased dramatically.
#2758 to #2817 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
Good Decision

::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Bigger Iron
Finding Carmines Family secret Artifact revolver gives him +23 to Small Guns and also makes him more accurate and reloads quicker

Bad Decision

::NEW PERK ACQUIRED::
Lost Iron
Destroying Carmines Secret Revolver Artifact made him less 31% Acurrate but does more Damage
#2759 to #2818 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
("settled" = ether killed or convinced Ulysses) We need 2 more companions....how about your girl?
#2760 to #2819 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
Naw Shes more of a Medevil type
#2761 to #2820 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
A what?
#2762 to #2821 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
Knights and Mages
#2763 to #2822 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
Can I bring my girl?
#2764 to #2823 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
sure
#2765 to #2824 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
No pick yourself you companion.
#2766 to #2825 - nITE
(09/26/2011) [-]
you know a guy name ITSSUPEREFFECTIVE?
#2767 to #2826 - isaacshadow
(09/26/2011) [-]
I've see him on your profile.
#2729 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
New thread
#2730 to #2788 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
This thread is Dildos
#2731 to #2789 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
Damn it! i had a pefect picture for that before i lost all my pictures
#2732 to #2790 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
YOU ARE REALLY DUMB FO REAL *****
#2733 to #2791 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
:(
#2734 to #2792 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
But I still wub you...as a friend
#2735 to #2793 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
im not dumb D:
#2736 to #2794 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
Lie
#2737 to #2795 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
im just kinda off today cuz im reeeeally sick
#2738 to #2796 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
...*moves and itch back*
#2739 to #2797 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
what?
#2740 to #2798 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
I dont wanna get sick :l
#2741 to #2799 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
im pretty sure you wont
#2742 to #2800 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
Okay if I get sick and you owe me >:(
#2743 to #2801 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
well im like 1000 miles away so i dont think ill get you sick
#2744 to #2802 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
Still and If I dont get sick I become your slave for 5 hours
#2745 to #2803 - rainbowslayer
(09/25/2011) [-]
fine, if you dont get sick you have to promis not to call me dumb again
#2746 to #2805 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
kay....



You dumb
#2727 - isaacshadow
(09/25/2011) [-]
Nothing is going to happen in 2012 and what is..... Homestar Runner?
#2728 to #2786 - nITE
(09/25/2011) [-]
I know that

but

they havent made a new episode since 2010 and I miss homestar retardness