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User avatar #1621 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
i will give a bakery for a few babies
User avatar #1624 to #1621 - pyrothermal (08/27/2012) [-]
I've got two to give. Is that acceptable?
User avatar #1629 to #1624 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
send the trades to me
User avatar #1626 to #1624 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
two will do
User avatar #1628 to #1626 - pyrothermal (08/27/2012) [-]
It's a deal then.
User avatar #1631 to #1628 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
and the second trade?
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - pyrothermal (08/27/2012) [-]
Sending that now.
User avatar #1630 to #1628 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
have you sent the trades?
User avatar #1625 to #1624 - agnaraed (08/27/2012) [-]
you had 4 though...
User avatar #1619 - drphoenixwright (07/31/2012) [-]
sup
#1618 - hateandwhiskey (07/31/2012) [-]
Feel like killing time.
User avatar #1609 - romaniantiger (07/27/2012) [-]
im feeling kinda down
#1610 to #1609 - pyrothermal (07/27/2012) [-]
Aw, I'm sorry. What's going on?
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - romaniantiger (07/27/2012) [-]
well i had football today, and i almost passed out because of dehydration. then I had to run home in a thunderstorm. And I didnt really talk to anyone today
#1612 to #1611 - pyrothermal (07/27/2012) [-]
I'm here. Why didn't you have any water or drinks at football?
User avatar #1613 to #1612 - romaniantiger (07/27/2012) [-]
well my parents are too cheap to buy bottled water :/ and i forgot to bring one. I took a few sips from my friends, but like a few sips isnt enough for suicides and sprints in humid heat D:
#1614 to #1613 - pyrothermal (07/27/2012) [-]
Excuse me for being a fat nerd that has no idea about football, but what is a suicide?
Excuse me for being a fat nerd that has no idea about football, but what is a suicide?
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - romaniantiger (07/27/2012) [-]
lol i dunno how to pley footbawl, but a suicide is when theres 5 cones 5 yards apart, and you start at the first one, then run to the second, then run back, then run to the third, and then run back, and so on
#1616 to #1615 - pyrothermal (07/27/2012) [-]
I've done those before for tennis. Except it was the different positions on the court, not exactly 25 yards.

Well, at least it's over, and you've gotten some rest by now, right?
User avatar #1617 to #1616 - romaniantiger (07/27/2012) [-]
yep :3 i play tennis too :D
#1605 - archiferd (06/25/2012) [-]
I suggest you not post ponies on non-pony posts, or **** like that happens. I thumbed you back up though, not that that will help much :3
#1606 to #1623 - pyrothermal (06/25/2012) [-]
Mistakes were made. My judgement is impaired from Benadryl right now. Thanks though.
#1607 to #1624 - archiferd (06/25/2012) [-]
Not the Benadryl! Yeugh. Feel better man.
#1603 - supdogg (06/25/2012) [-]
Your 23:19 comment was probably one of the funniest I have seen on this website, thought you should know.
Your 23:19 comment was probably one of the funniest I have seen on this website, thought you should know.
#1604 to #1621 - pyrothermal (06/25/2012) [-]
Thank you, I try.
#1597 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
Okay I was thinking about this all day yesterday because I had nothing better to do.
Okay like.
What if, like every Nintendo rep and everyone who worked at Nintendo decided, "You know... I hate the ******* world." And on that very day they make an announcement to the world that there's a new Zelda game for the Wii. And they make a mock-up trailer and everything, and the trailer looks amazing and it supposedly shows gameplay footage and it looks like the best game and **** . And at the end of the trailer, it says, "COMING... TOMORROW" and Miyamoto gets up on stage dances around and says "YESSSS TOOMAHWOAH" Then they announce that the retail price is FREE. That's right, the new Zelda game will cost everyone the pricetag of FREE, and there were already a billion copies produced and they're ready to be sold.
So, release day comes, and there are lines everywhere people waiting to get their free copy of Zelda, and I assure you that there is enough for everyone in the world, Nintendo made sure of it. And sellers at Toys R Us and Best Buy and Target and everywhere are just throwing dozens and dozens of copies in the air for everyone, and people are fighting over their copies, but they all get their own and hurry back home to toss it into their Wii. But behind it all, the truth is, Nintendo never made a new Zelda game. No, see, everyone at Nintendo ******* hate the world, so instead of packaging millions of new games, they packaged millions of extremely high-power bombs that are detonated when opening the gamecase.
User avatar #1598 to #1615 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
So, like, on release day, there are millions of cases of houses exploding all over the world and millions of people dying. People eventually get what's going on and they realize that Nintendo is a mass murderer. So then the world police or something make their way to Nintendo HQ in Kyoto and confront the guard in the guardhouse at the main entrance. "Where is the Nintendo?!" they ask. "Here is the Nintendo" the guard says as he takes out a pistol and shoots himself once in the head, and the world police are like "OHHH MY GODD!"
Then they enter the HQ and they look everywhere inside but they cannot find a trace of nobody. Then they make their way to the roof to find all the people from Nintendo lined up all at the edge of the roof with blindfolds on and samurai swords. They all simultaneously scream "NINTENDOOOoooo" before performing hara-kiri and falling off the roof. The world police just watch in horror as all the disemboweled bloody squishy bodies hit the ground. They turn and see Shigeru Miyamoto with a grenade in his mouth. He pulls the pin and runs towards the edge of the building screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" and believing he could fly, he jumps off, arms spread like wings, but naturally human beings could not fly, so he falls to the ground in the pile of blood and gore and bodies, and in that moment, he explodes so hard, there's blood and body parts like ******* everywhere, like it's raining gore man.
And that is the end of the wonderful videogame company known as Nintendo.
What if that?
#1600 to #1617 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
I didn't create the story, kevinsucks from reddit did, I bet he was on Meth-amphetamine.
#1601 to #1618 - pyrothermal (06/10/2012) [-]
Aw, I really liked it too.
User avatar #1602 to #1619 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
Its the best WTF story ive ever read
User avatar #1586 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
Do you play MGS?
#1587 to #1604 - pyrothermal (05/27/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, no. I'm more of a Half-Life kind of guy.


Mostly because I don't have any Metal Gear Solid pictures saved.
#1588 to #1605 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
But dude, they are awesome games!
But dude, they are awesome games!
#1589 to #1606 - pyrothermal (05/27/2012) [-]
I realize that, but I didn't realize how awesome they were until recently.
#1590 to #1607 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
Just got New Vegas
Just got New Vegas
#1591 to #1608 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I've had it since it came out, and at half price too!
I've had it since it came out, and at half price too!
#1593 to #1610 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I've seen it, and it was excellent.
I've seen it, and it was excellent.
User avatar #1594 to #1611 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
The best part was the "So long gay bowser" and when the engineer owns everyone and then sends the moon back.
#1595 to #1612 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I also enjoyed those parts.
I also enjoyed those parts.
User avatar #1596 to #1613 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
Did you liked the part where the scout captured the pyro?
#1580 to #1597 - pyrothermal (05/21/2012) [-]
Salve, quid agis?
#1584 to #1601 - pyrothermal (05/21/2012) [-]
It's kind of hard to actually do things, being stuck at home for the summer.
It's kind of hard to actually do things, being stuck at home for the summer.
#1585 to #1602 - hateandwhiskey (05/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know, mine just started.
#1548 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
The roles have been reversed Applejack
#1550 to #1567 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Is Fluttershy a bunny and RD a tortoise?




Is Katy Perry Fluttershy IRL?
#1551 to #1568 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Ruff!

Ruff! Bark bark, arf gruff *slobber*.
User avatar #1552 to #1569 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Winona, does Angel have a yellow, shy bunny?
#1553 to #1570 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'll be damned. There's only one picture of me as a pony on the entirety of Google Search.
Anywho, yes, Angel does have a shy little yellow flying rabbit. I rather like her rather than Angel, though. He's quite the bastard to that poor thing, and yet it gives him only love. That poor, whipped li'l bunny.
#1554 to #1571 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm telling Angel on the cops for animal abuse, and then I will pet and love the **** out of her!
#1555 to #1572 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
**** you, you ******* **** . You ain't callin' nobody after I get through wit chu, asswipe.
#1556 to #1573 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
O RLY? COME AT ME BRO!
O RLY? COME AT ME BRO!
#1557 to #1574 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
**** YOUR **** , BITCH! COME AT ME IF YOU GOT THE BALLS!
#1558 to #1575 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
#1559 to #1576 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Get your weak **** outta here, punk-ass bitch.
#1560 to #1577 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
DIE!





(And then Angel gets impaled into a house)
#1561 to #1578 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
And so ends the tale of Angel Bunny, the cruel rabbit reprieved from life forever more.
#1562 to #1579 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
And then little bunny Fluttershy lived happily ever after.
#1563 to #1580 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
N'don't that just beat all.
User avatar #1564 to #1581 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Tank, does Rainbow Dash make any noises?
User avatar #1535 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
Have you seen The Avengers?
#1536 to #1553 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes I have. One of the best movies.
Yes. Yes I have. One of the best movies.
User avatar #1537 to #1554 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
I think it should be the best movie ever, I mean, they had to make at least 5 movies before that one so it made sense.
#1539 to #1555 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
If that's true, then they should have made a Hawkeye and Black Widow movie before it.
User avatar #1540 to #1557 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
Let's see, 2 Iron Mans, 1 Hulk, 1 Thor, 1 Cptn. MERICA! **** YEAH!




Yeah, they missed hawkeye, but who cares about black widow? her only superpower is that she is played by Scarlet Johanson
#1541 to #1558 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
You've got a point there.
You've got a point there.
#1545 to #1559 - drphoenixwright (05/09/2012) [-]
I bet this was Applejack's face during the whole movie.
I bet this was Applejack's face during the whole movie.
#1546 to #1563 - pyrothermal (05/09/2012) [-]
What're y'all implyin'?
User avatar #1547 to #1564 - drphoenixwright (05/09/2012) [-]
That you liked the movie a lot and its awesomeness made you wet.
#1519 to #1536 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Salve, quid agis?
#1522 to #1539 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
__Do you, really?
#1523 to #1540 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
In most senses of the phrase, yes.
#1524 to #1541 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
And just what might that imply?
#1525 to #1542 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Let me just go down the list of which ways I understand it.   
Literal: I'm not blind.   
Complimentary: I have heard what you said and am allowing you to continue.   
Understanding: I've got a rough idea of what you mean.   
Assumption: I've observed that you're craving some sort of bloodshed of your fellow man, if your complementing picture were to explain.
Let me just go down the list of which ways I understand it.
Literal: I'm not blind.
Complimentary: I have heard what you said and am allowing you to continue.
Understanding: I've got a rough idea of what you mean.
Assumption: I've observed that you're craving some sort of bloodshed of your fellow man, if your complementing picture were to explain.
#1526 to #1543 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm craving a lot of things.

But yes, seeing a few people get nice and red wouldn't hurt, either.
#1527 to #1544 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
So...  what else are you craving?
So... what else are you craving?
#1528 to #1545 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Could be alcohol - most definitely.

Could be a lot of built up pressure, to make me do something... stupid.

...Could be Her.
#1529 to #1546 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Oh right! Her. What happened between the two of you, anyways? I haven't heard much talk about her in a while.
#1530 to #1547 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
That's probably considering we don't get to talk much.

I'm still just as whipped as I always have been - no getting around that.
#1531 to #1548 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Whipped in what way? A good whipped, bad whipped, or whipped?
Whipped in what way? A good whipped, bad whipped, or whipped?
#1532 to #1549 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I was unaware there was a good way to be whipped, unless we're talking about masochism here.

If that's the case, that's good for me..

But.. I don't believe that's the case here.
#1533 to #1550 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
What I meant by being "good" whipped is where she controls a lot of the aspects of your life, but she's not malicious or domineering and genuinely cares about you.
#1534 to #1551 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Well, she cares about me I'm sure.

But I'm most definitely feeling some indirect control. I have a feeling she doesn't quite yet know what she does to me, but if she did, she would most definitely abuse it.

She also likes to take the "for me?" route a lot. So... that probably says a lot.
#1538 to #1552 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
I hope it does end up working out between you two.
#1542 to #1556 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I wish I could say the same, but I have a feeling I'm going to **** this relationship up as well.
#1543 to #1560 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
I've actually got a good feeling about this one. Don't bring yourself down, you've got a good chance at keeping her.
I've actually got a good feeling about this one. Don't bring yourself down, you've got a good chance at keeping her.
#1544 to #1561 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Maybe, but I won't eliminate the possibilities.
#1510 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
I made a potrait of you Applejack





Also, did you watched the vid?
#1511 to #1528 - pyrothermal (05/06/2012) [-]
That's mighty fine of you ta do. Got my likeness zactly right.

And I reckon Ah, unfortunately, haven't gotten around to it yet.
#1512 to #1529 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
I also made a potrait of fluttershy (not actually mine)





#1513 to #1530 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Darn. Y'all had me fooled there. They're still mighty nice.   
   
Also, I've watched the awe-inspirin' vidya, 'twas awe-inspirin'.
Darn. Y'all had me fooled there. They're still mighty nice.

Also, I've watched the awe-inspirin' vidya, 'twas awe-inspirin'.
#1514 to #1531 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
LOOK AT THIS FACE FULL OF DETERMINATION APPLEJACK! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
#1515 to #1532 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
It's nice tah be in the presence of such a determined man.
It's nice tah be in the presence of such a determined man.
User avatar #1516 to #1533 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
have you watched the last airbender?
User avatar #1506 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
I bet I can motivate you in less than 10 minutes
#1507 to #1524 - pyrothermal (05/05/2012) [-]
Go for it.
Go for it.
User avatar #1509 to #1525 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
Have you watched the vid?
#1500 - drphoenixwright (05/04/2012) [-]
Fluttershy, y u human?
#1501 to #1518 - pyrothermal (05/04/2012) [-]
It... um.. makes me feel pretty.
User avatar #1502 to #1519 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
Holy **** a wedding ring made out of a meteorite: imgur.com/a/ZjCaW#0
#1503 to #1520 - pyrothermal (05/05/2012) [-]
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
User avatar #1504 to #1521 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
I bet if you wear it it grants you inmunity to divorce
User avatar #1495 - drphoenixwright (05/02/2012) [-]
In this thread we act like 4chan
#1496 to #1513 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
#1497 to #1514 - drphoenixwright (05/02/2012) [-]
watch my chocolate milk
#1498 to #1515 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
>implying chocolate milk will be watched

I shiggy diggy
#1499 to #1516 - drphoenixwright (05/03/2012) [-]
Good I'll be back in 10 minutes
User avatar #1487 - awsomefaceguy (05/01/2012) [-]
hey bro thanks for the Celestia/CMC pics. Got Any AJ of FS ones i would appreciate. Post them on my profile or on the content itself. Again thanks.
User avatar #1488 to #1505 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
Sure, anytime. I've collected quite a few.
User avatar #1489 to #1506 - awsomefaceguy (05/01/2012) [-]
just post your folder, il do the rest.
User avatar #1490 to #1507 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
That'll take some time. I'd have to... *shudder* organize it.
#1473 - dvdfaust (05/01/2012) [-]
What's up, bitchtits?
#1474 to #1491 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but do I know you?
#1475 to #1492 - dvdfaust (05/01/2012) [-]
Not yet, but you will soon. Now bend over.
#1477 to #1494 - dvdfaust (05/01/2012) [-]
Well fine, don't, a bit more unwilling makes it sorta fun. More of a challenge.
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