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#1597 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
Okay I was thinking about this all day yesterday because I had nothing better to do.
Okay like.
What if, like every Nintendo rep and everyone who worked at Nintendo decided, "You know... I hate the ******* world." And on that very day they make an announcement to the world that there's a new Zelda game for the Wii. And they make a mock-up trailer and everything, and the trailer looks amazing and it supposedly shows gameplay footage and it looks like the best game and **** . And at the end of the trailer, it says, "COMING... TOMORROW" and Miyamoto gets up on stage dances around and says "YESSSS TOOMAHWOAH" Then they announce that the retail price is FREE. That's right, the new Zelda game will cost everyone the pricetag of FREE, and there were already a billion copies produced and they're ready to be sold.
So, release day comes, and there are lines everywhere people waiting to get their free copy of Zelda, and I assure you that there is enough for everyone in the world, Nintendo made sure of it. And sellers at Toys R Us and Best Buy and Target and everywhere are just throwing dozens and dozens of copies in the air for everyone, and people are fighting over their copies, but they all get their own and hurry back home to toss it into their Wii. But behind it all, the truth is, Nintendo never made a new Zelda game. No, see, everyone at Nintendo ******* hate the world, so instead of packaging millions of new games, they packaged millions of extremely high-power bombs that are detonated when opening the gamecase.
User avatar #1598 to #1615 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
So, like, on release day, there are millions of cases of houses exploding all over the world and millions of people dying. People eventually get what's going on and they realize that Nintendo is a mass ******** . So then the world police or something make their way to Nintendo HQ in Kyoto and confront the guard in the guardhouse at the main entrance. "Where is the Nintendo?!" they ask. "Here is the Nintendo" the guard says as he takes out a pistol and shoots himself once in the head, and the world police are like "OHHH MY GODD!"
Then they enter the HQ and they look everywhere inside but they cannot find a trace of nobody. Then they make their way to the roof to find all the people from Nintendo lined up all at the edge of the roof with blindfolds on and samurai swords. They all simultaneously scream "NINTENDOOOoooo" before performing hara-kiri and falling off the roof. The world police just watch in horror as all the disemboweled bloody squishy bodies hit the ground. They turn and see Shigeru Miyamoto with a grenade in his mouth. He pulls the pin and runs towards the edge of the building screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH" and believing he could fly, he jumps off, arms spread like wings, but naturally human beings could not fly, so he falls to the ground in the pile of blood and gore and bodies, and in that moment, he explodes so hard, there's blood and body parts like ******* everywhere, like it's raining gore man.
And that is the end of the wonderful videogame company known as Nintendo.
What if that?
#1600 to #1617 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
I didn't create the story, kevinsucks from reddit did, I bet he was on Meth-amphetamine.
#1601 to #1618 - pyrothermal (06/10/2012) [-]
Aw, I really liked it too.
User avatar #1602 to #1619 - drphoenixwright (06/10/2012) [-]
Its the best WTF story ive ever read
User avatar #1586 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
Do you play MGS?
#1587 to #1604 - pyrothermal (05/27/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, no. I'm more of a Half-Life kind of guy.


Mostly because I don't have any Metal Gear Solid pictures saved.
#1588 to #1605 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
But dude, they are awesome games!
But dude, they are awesome games!
#1589 to #1606 - pyrothermal (05/27/2012) [-]
I realize that, but I didn't realize how awesome they were until recently.
#1590 to #1607 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
Just got New Vegas
Just got New Vegas
#1591 to #1608 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I've had it since it came out, and at half price too!
I've had it since it came out, and at half price too!
#1593 to #1610 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I've seen it, and it was excellent.
I've seen it, and it was excellent.
User avatar #1594 to #1611 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
The best part was the "So long gay bowser" and when the engineer owns everyone and then sends the moon back.
#1595 to #1612 - pyrothermal (05/31/2012) [-]
I also enjoyed those parts.
I also enjoyed those parts.
User avatar #1596 to #1613 - drphoenixwright (05/31/2012) [-]
Did you liked the part where the scout captured the pyro?
#1580 to #1597 - pyrothermal (05/21/2012) [-]
Salve, quid agis?
#1584 to #1601 - pyrothermal (05/21/2012) [-]
It's kind of hard to actually do things, being stuck at home for the summer.
It's kind of hard to actually do things, being stuck at home for the summer.
#1585 to #1602 - hateandwhiskey (05/21/2012) [-]
I wouldn't know, mine just started.
#1548 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
The roles have been reversed Applejack
#1550 to #1567 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Is Fluttershy a bunny and RD a tortoise?




Is Katy Perry Fluttershy IRL?
#1551 to #1568 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Ruff!

Ruff! Bark bark, arf gruff *slobber*.
User avatar #1552 to #1569 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Winona, does Angel have a yellow, shy bunny?
#1553 to #1570 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Well, I'll be damned. There's only one picture of me as a pony on the entirety of Google Search.
Anywho, yes, Angel does have a shy little yellow flying rabbit. I rather like her rather than Angel, though. He's quite the bastard to that poor thing, and yet it gives him only love. That poor, whipped li'l bunny.
#1554 to #1571 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
I'm telling Angel on the cops for animal abuse, and then I will pet and love the **** out of her!
#1555 to #1572 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
**** you, you ******* **** . You ain't callin' nobody after I get through wit chu, asswipe.
#1556 to #1573 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
O RLY? COME AT ME BRO!
O RLY? COME AT ME BRO!
#1557 to #1574 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
**** YOUR **** , BITCH! COME AT ME IF YOU GOT THE BALLS!
#1558 to #1575 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
PREPARE YOUR ANUS!
#1559 to #1576 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
Get your weak **** outta here, punk-ass bitch.
#1560 to #1577 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
DIE!





(And then Angel gets impaled into a house)
#1561 to #1578 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
And so ends the tale of Angel Bunny, the cruel rabbit reprieved from life forever more.
#1562 to #1579 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
And then little bunny Fluttershy lived happily ever after.
#1563 to #1580 - pyrothermal (05/10/2012) [-]
N'don't that just beat all.
User avatar #1564 to #1581 - drphoenixwright (05/10/2012) [-]
Tank, does Rainbow Dash make any noises?
User avatar #1535 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
Have you seen The Avengers?
#1536 to #1553 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Yes. Yes I have. One of the best movies.
Yes. Yes I have. One of the best movies.
User avatar #1537 to #1554 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
I think it should be the best movie ever, I mean, they had to make at least 5 movies before that one so it made sense.
#1539 to #1555 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
If that's true, then they should have made a Hawkeye and Black Widow movie before it.
User avatar #1540 to #1557 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
Let's see, 2 Iron Mans, 1 Hulk, 1 Thor, 1 Cptn. MERICA! **** YEAH!




Yeah, they missed hawkeye, but who cares about black widow? her only superpower is that she is played by Scarlet Johanson
#1541 to #1558 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
You've got a point there.
You've got a point there.
#1545 to #1559 - drphoenixwright (05/09/2012) [-]
I bet this was Applejack's face during the whole movie.
I bet this was Applejack's face during the whole movie.
#1546 to #1563 - pyrothermal (05/09/2012) [-]
What're y'all implyin'?
User avatar #1547 to #1564 - drphoenixwright (05/09/2012) [-]
That you liked the movie a lot and its awesomeness made you wet.
#1519 to #1536 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Salve, quid agis?
#1522 to #1539 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
__Do you, really?
#1523 to #1540 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
In most senses of the phrase, yes.
#1524 to #1541 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
And just what might that imply?
#1525 to #1542 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Let me just go down the list of which ways I understand it.   
Literal: I'm not blind.   
Complimentary: I have heard what you said and am allowing you to continue.   
Understanding: I've got a rough idea of what you mean.   
Assumption: I've observed that you're craving some sort of bloodshed of your fellow man, if your complementing picture were to explain.
Let me just go down the list of which ways I understand it.
Literal: I'm not blind.
Complimentary: I have heard what you said and am allowing you to continue.
Understanding: I've got a rough idea of what you mean.
Assumption: I've observed that you're craving some sort of bloodshed of your fellow man, if your complementing picture were to explain.
#1526 to #1543 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I'm craving a lot of things.

But yes, seeing a few people get nice and red wouldn't hurt, either.
#1527 to #1544 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
So...  what else are you craving?
So... what else are you craving?
#1528 to #1545 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Could be alcohol - most definitely.

Could be a lot of built up pressure, to make me do something... stupid.

...Could be Her.
#1529 to #1546 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Oh right! Her. What happened between the two of you, anyways? I haven't heard much talk about her in a while.
#1530 to #1547 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
That's probably considering we don't get to talk much.

I'm still just as whipped as I always have been - no getting around that.
#1531 to #1548 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Whipped in what way? A good whipped, bad whipped, or whipped?
Whipped in what way? A good whipped, bad whipped, or whipped?
#1532 to #1549 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I was unaware there was a good way to be whipped, unless we're talking about masochism here.

If that's the case, that's good for me..

But.. I don't believe that's the case here.
#1533 to #1550 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
What I meant by being "good" whipped is where she controls a lot of the aspects of your life, but she's not malicious or domineering and genuinely cares about you.
#1534 to #1551 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Well, she cares about me I'm sure.

But I'm most definitely feeling some indirect control. I have a feeling she doesn't quite yet know what she does to me, but if she did, she would most definitely abuse it.

She also likes to take the "for me?" route a lot. So... that probably says a lot.
#1538 to #1552 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
I hope it does end up working out between you two.
#1542 to #1556 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
I wish I could say the same, but I have a feeling I'm going to **** this relationship up as well.
#1543 to #1560 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
I've actually got a good feeling about this one. Don't bring yourself down, you've got a good chance at keeping her.
I've actually got a good feeling about this one. Don't bring yourself down, you've got a good chance at keeping her.
#1544 to #1561 - hateandwhiskey (05/07/2012) [-]
Maybe, but I won't eliminate the possibilities.
#1510 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
I made a potrait of you Applejack





Also, did you watched the vid?
#1511 to #1528 - pyrothermal (05/06/2012) [-]
That's mighty fine of you ta do. Got my likeness zactly right.

And I reckon Ah, unfortunately, haven't gotten around to it yet.
#1512 to #1529 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
I also made a potrait of fluttershy (not actually mine)





#1513 to #1530 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
Darn. Y'all had me fooled there. They're still mighty nice.   
   
Also, I've watched the awe-inspirin' vidya, 'twas awe-inspirin'.
Darn. Y'all had me fooled there. They're still mighty nice.

Also, I've watched the awe-inspirin' vidya, 'twas awe-inspirin'.
#1514 to #1531 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
LOOK AT THIS FACE FULL OF DETERMINATION APPLEJACK! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
#1515 to #1532 - pyrothermal (05/07/2012) [-]
It's nice tah be in the presence of such a determined man.
It's nice tah be in the presence of such a determined man.
User avatar #1516 to #1533 - drphoenixwright (05/07/2012) [-]
have you watched the last airbender?
User avatar #1506 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
I bet I can motivate you in less than 10 minutes
#1507 to #1524 - pyrothermal (05/05/2012) [-]
Go for it.
Go for it.
User avatar #1509 to #1525 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
Have you watched the vid?
#1500 - drphoenixwright (05/04/2012) [-]
Fluttershy, y u human?
#1501 to #1518 - pyrothermal (05/04/2012) [-]
It... um.. makes me feel pretty.
User avatar #1502 to #1519 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
Holy **** a wedding ring made out of a meteorite: imgur.com/a/ZjCaW#0
#1503 to #1520 - pyrothermal (05/05/2012) [-]
It's beautiful!
It's beautiful!
User avatar #1504 to #1521 - drphoenixwright (05/05/2012) [-]
I bet if you wear it it grants you inmunity to divorce
User avatar #1495 - drphoenixwright (05/02/2012) [-]
In this thread we act like 4chan
#1496 to #1513 - anonymous (05/02/2012) [-]
#1497 to #1514 - drphoenixwright (05/02/2012) [-]
watch my chocolate milk
#1498 to #1515 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
>implying chocolate milk will be watched

I shiggy diggy
#1499 to #1516 - drphoenixwright (05/03/2012) [-]
Good I'll be back in 10 minutes
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User avatar #1487 - awsomefaceguy (05/01/2012) [-]
hey bro thanks for the Celestia/CMC pics. Got Any AJ of FS ones i would appreciate. Post them on my profile or on the content itself. Again thanks.
User avatar #1488 to #1505 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
Sure, anytime. I've collected quite a few.
User avatar #1489 to #1506 - awsomefaceguy (05/01/2012) [-]
just post your folder, il do the rest.
User avatar #1490 to #1507 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
That'll take some time. I'd have to... *shudder* organize it.
#1473 - dvdfaust ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
What's up, bitchtits?
#1474 to #1491 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but do I know you?
#1475 to #1492 - dvdfaust ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
Not yet, but you will soon. Now bend over.
#1477 to #1494 - dvdfaust ONLINE (05/01/2012) [-]
Well fine, don't, a bit more unwilling makes it sorta fun. More of a challenge.
User avatar #1469 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
AppleJack, do you think men can get raped?
#1470 to #1487 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
Ah course they can. Men can get overpowered jest as much as women can. However, since men are likened more to like sex in today's society, we jest think o' them as pussies or lucky, fer the most part.
User avatar #1471 to #1488 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
That's why feminist are a bunch of hypocrites


Girl: Oh you got raped? You poor thing, lets got to the police.

Boy: You got raped? Pfff, get over it
#1472 to #1489 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
It's a filthy n' biased double standard right there.
User avatar #1478 to #1490 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Now, bring Twilight here
#1479 to #1496 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
Hi, do you need something?
Hi, do you need something?
#1480 to #1497 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Let's do this!



Sunshine, sunshine
#1481 to #1498 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
Ladybugs awake!   
Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
Ladybugs awake!
Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
#1482 to #1499 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Meatballs Meatballs!
Spaghetti Underneath!
Ravioli Ravioli!
Give me the formuoli!
#1484 to #1501 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
COMMUNISM COMMUNISM
FAILURE ALL AROUND!
AMERICA AMERICA
LAND OF DEMOCRACY!
#1485 to #1502 - pyrothermal (05/01/2012) [-]
'MERICA!
'MERICA!
User avatar #1486 to #1503 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Now, Rainbow, are you a feminist?
User avatar #1382 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
hey, fluttershy, guess wut
#1385 to #1399 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY CAN HARDLY FLY!
#1387 to #1402 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY CAN HARDLY FLY!
#1388 to #1403 - pyrothermal (04/27/2012) [-]
Stop it, please! Just stop it now!
Stop it, please! Just stop it now!
#1391 to #1404 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
FLUTTERSHY CAN FLY BETTER THAN RAINBOW!
#1395 to #1410 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
I was joking, I wanted to see if you had got over it, but it seems you haven't, So I tried to cheer you up.




Also, how's it going in college man?
#1396 to #1411 - pyrothermal (04/27/2012) [-]
I've got a 7 page essay that I'm supposed to finish tonight for tomorrow. But, I'm here right now. Tells you a lot about my work ethic.
I've got a 7 page essay that I'm supposed to finish tonight for tomorrow. But, I'm here right now. Tells you a lot about my work ethic.
User avatar #1397 to #1412 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
I watched the vid in the gif , that momment of the vid was awesome.





Well, in that case, I should leave you alone for you to do it.

How's everything else in life going?
#1398 to #1413 - pyrothermal (04/27/2012) [-]
I'm actively trying to be more social (excluding tonight, but with extenuating circumstances). It helps improve my outlook whenever I'm talking to people, but when I'm left to my own devices, I get depressed from all the things I can't really do anything about. When that happens, I go look at ponies!   
   
(Pic because Tali is always related)
I'm actively trying to be more social (excluding tonight, but with extenuating circumstances). It helps improve my outlook whenever I'm talking to people, but when I'm left to my own devices, I get depressed from all the things I can't really do anything about. When that happens, I go look at ponies!

(Pic because Tali is always related)
User avatar #1389 to #1404 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
FLUTTERSHY!
#1392 to #1405 - pyrothermal (04/27/2012) [-]
What!? What is it?!
#1399 to #1408 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
Also, Fluttershy, I'm sorry if I made you sad, so here is my pet rabbit.
#1401 to #1416 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
and this is her now.





Am i forgiven?
#1402 to #1417 - pyrothermal (04/27/2012) [-]
How could I stay mad at you?
#1393 to #1408 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
Gurl, look what I put up there.


In case you didn't got it.

FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY, FLUTTERSHY FLIES BETTER THAN RAINBOW!
#1384 to #1399 - drphoenixwright (04/27/2012) [-]
Tajuu Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!
#1343 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS!
#1365 to #1359 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
W-won't she get sent to the moon for that?
#1366 to #1381 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Spke pls, I bought the moon and canterlot and ctoon netwuk, also I bought Equestria, so Clestai has no sayng in mah niu country.
#1367 to #1382 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
All transactions of the land in Equestria go through my approval. I don't remember any such contract with you, Dolan. The moon is now in control of my sister. She did not sell to you either. Now how can you go about spreading such erroneous information?
#1369 to #1384 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
I don't want you trying to pull that kind of **** on my watch.
User avatar #1370 to #1385 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
But you have to admit that CTOON NETWUK is better than Canterlot
#1371 to #1386 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Canterlot is part of my co-principality. There is nothing I love more than Equestria and its ponies.
#1372 to #1387 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
BITCH PLEASE, he is technically your cousin in law (Since Matt Groeging is the husband of Lauren Faust).




Also, I replied to a kid in Xbox Live to see how it felt getting trolled and what was all the fuzz about. I left with all of my rage.
#1373 to #1388 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
That is why I don't own an Xbox.
#1375 to #1389 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
CELESTIA PLS.





If you don't hand over Canterlot, I'll destroy it with my army of Susanoo.
#1376 to #1391 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
YOU BEST BE JOKING ****** .
#1377 to #1392 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Anything their blade pierces gets sealed away, so you better hand over Equestria or you will get sealed forever in the World of Drunken Dreams.
#1378 to #1393 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Eh, we've been through worse.
#1379 to #1394 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
And the fires of Amaterasu burn everything and can't be turned down. They burn as hot as the sun.
#1380 to #1395 - pyrothermal (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please! I control the sun.
#1381 to #1396 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
Bitch please, I can seal you in an illusion with just looking at your eyes.
User avatar #1374 to #1389 - drphoenixwright (04/25/2012) [-]
****** Naruto Generations, full of spammers, the worst part is that I can't train because one thing is the CPU and other actual players.
#1344 to #1359 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Ta catch them is mah real test, t' train them is mah CAAAAAUUUSSE!
#1345 to #1360 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
DUN DUN DUN! I will travel across the land, searching FAAAR AND WIDE!
#1346 to #1361 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Each Pokemon, ta understand, th' power that's INSIIIIIIIIIIDE

POKEMON!
User avatar #1347 to #1362 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Gotta cath em all! It's you and me! I KNOW ITS MY DESTINY!
#1348 to #1363 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Pokemon!

Oh, yer my best friend, in a world we must defeeeeend!
#1349 to #1364 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Pokemon!


A heart so true! Susanoo will pull us through!


(I think I accidentally mixed Naruto and Pokemon there, sorry)
#1350 to #1365 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
YOU TEACH ME AN' AH'LL TEACH YOU! POKEEEMOOOOOOOOOOON!   
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!   
   
POKEMON!
YOU TEACH ME AN' AH'LL TEACH YOU! POKEEEMOOOOOOOOOOON!
Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!

POKEMON!
#1351 to #1366 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
There, now we are ready for our trip to CTOON NETWUK, bring Fluttershy adn Twilight, go tell them.
There, now we are ready for our trip to CTOON NETWUK, bring Fluttershy adn Twilight, go tell them.
#1353 to #1367 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
This looks like it's going to be a lot of fun! Let me just get my bags.

Spike! Have you got my bags packed yet?
User avatar #1354 to #1369 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
But first, you two must answer the password.
#1356 to #1371 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
The password has to do with Dolan.
#1361 to #1376 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Oh, I had a wonderful time. Thank you, Dolan.
Oh, I had a wonderful time. Thank you, Dolan.
User avatar #1362 to #1377 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Now, what did you think of it Twilight?
#1363 to #1378 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
I had a great time as well.
I had a great time as well.
#1364 to #1379 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Now tel Spik to wirte a leter to Celsetia




Also, tel her tat CTOON NETWUK WORL is bettre than Cnaterlot
#1352 to #1367 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Ooh, I've always wanted to go to Cartoon Network. It's one of my favorite stations.
Ooh, I've always wanted to go to Cartoon Network. It's one of my favorite stations.
#1300 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
No Rarity, we will not go to Disney World.
#1328 to #1316 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Now how would you suppose I go about doing that?
Now how would you suppose I go about doing that?
User avatar #1329 to #1344 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Replace her apples with bananas.
#1330 to #1345 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Ah heard evrything.
User avatar #1331 to #1346 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Bananas are delisciouns.





Then replace her apples with nectarines, she won't notice.
#1332 to #1347 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
He's right you know.
He's right you know.
User avatar #1333 to #1348 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
they don't think it be like it is, but it do
User avatar #1335 to #1350 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
I stole all of your apples and replaced them with peaches and bananas.
#1336 to #1351 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Takin' an Apple Family crop be worse than takin' their barn.
#1338 to #1352 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Forgot gif.
Forgot gif.
User avatar #1337 to #1352 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Just jokin, I turned all your apples into Ambrosia with extra apple flavor.





ALSO, I'M TAKING YOU TO CTOON NETWUK WORL.
#1339 to #1353 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Mighty kind of y'all.
#1340 to #1355 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
Now, if you want to go to CTOON NETWUK WORL!. You have to sing....the.....Pokemon theme song with me.
#1341 to #1356 - pyrothermal (04/24/2012) [-]
Sure, but we might jest hafta start a new thread fer that.
User avatar #1342 to #1357 - drphoenixwright (04/24/2012) [-]
LETS DO IT!
#1302 to #1317 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
We don't have the money and it would be a bad economical move.
#1303 to #1318 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
But I've been wanting to go all yeeeaaarr! Pretty please?
#1304 to #1319 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
NO, we will not go to Didney Worl
#1305 to #1320 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Oh, won't you please let us go to Disney World? I'd do anything.
Oh, won't you please let us go to Disney World? I'd do anything.
#1309 to #1324 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
If you insist...
#1310 to #1325 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
HUMANIZED YOU ******





Applejack, why do you sleep like Fluttershy?
#1313 to #1326 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Keeps me cool at night, Ah don't normally wear clothes.
#1314 to #1327 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Annnnnnnnd we are back!
#1316 to #1330 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
That wasn't long at all!
That wasn't long at all!
#1317 to #1332 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Fine we are going again!





Only if you kiss Applejack
#1318 to #1333 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Surely you can't be serious? Now why, just why would I touch those muddied and dried-out lips? Besides, I am not a ******* .
User avatar #1319 to #1334 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Fluttershy?
#1320 to #1335 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
... Fine. But only for Disney World.
#1322 to #1336 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
I bought didney worl for you and you have nothing to say!?




Applejack, what are you doing with your brother's girlfriend?
#1324 to #1338 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Neither Mrs. Cake nor Mayor Mare are my brother's girlfriends. Right now, his left hoof and him ain't even gettin' along.
User avatar #1325 to #1340 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Anywhooo, WTF RARITY?
#1321 to #1336 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
There, we went using my millions. And I bought Didney Worl.
#1326 to #1337 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
In case you didn't hear me the first time, I'll say it again. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TAKING SWEETIE BELLE AND I TO DISNEY WORLD, AND BUYING IT AS WELL.
#1323 to #1337 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Oooo, thank you thank you thank you!
User avatar #1327 to #1339 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Good, now you must prank Applejack
#1312 to #1327 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Good, we are going to Didney Worl!
Good, we are going to Didney Worl!
#1315 to #1328 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Oh, goody goody goody goody goody!!  I'll tell Sweetie Bell to start packing right away!
Oh, goody goody goody goody goody!! I'll tell Sweetie Bell to start packing right away!
#1285 - drphoenixwright (04/21/2012) [-]
<How it feels trying to reach Front Page.
<How it feels trying to reach Front Page.
#1286 to #1301 - pyrothermal (04/21/2012) [-]
I thought it would feel like this.
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#1288 to #1302 - drphoenixwright (04/22/2012) [-]
Why the **** are you high, Applejack?
#1289 to #1304 - pyrothermal (04/22/2012) [-]
Well, Ah was celebrating National Listen to Pink Floyd day yesterday...
User avatar #1290 to #1305 - drphoenixwright (04/22/2012) [-]
Today is the National Drug Usage Examination date. Is your flank ready?





Also, have you played Fallout?
#1291 to #1306 - pyrothermal (04/22/2012) [-]
Horse apples.

And yes Ah have.
#1292 to #1307 - drphoenixwright (04/22/2012) [-]
COMMUNISM DETECTED ON EQUESTRIAN SOIL, LETAL FORCE ENGAGED.
#1293 to #1308 - pyrothermal (04/22/2012) [-]
We've actually got more o' a capitalist system, as evident by mah apple farm n' cider business and Rarity's dress shop.
#1294 to #1309 - drphoenixwright (04/22/2012) [-]
(Chinese colts are nearing the border)


DEMOCRACY IS NOT NEGOTIABLE
#1295 to #1310 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
What's a Chinese?
#1296 to #1311 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Guys with really closed eyes who are communists.



DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
#1297 to #1312 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
Ah don't really understand why we would wanna kill someone because their eyes aren't open all the way.
#1298 to #1313 - drphoenixwright (04/23/2012) [-]
Because they're communists.




COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE.


Have you played Final Fantasy?
#1299 to #1314 - pyrothermal (04/23/2012) [-]
So? Let 'em have their flawed economic system based on the idear that people all want the same stuff.   
   
And, no, Ah reckon Ah haven't.
So? Let 'em have their flawed economic system based on the idear that people all want the same stuff.

And, no, Ah reckon Ah haven't.
User avatar #1287 to #1302 - drphoenixwright (04/21/2012) [-]
(if you can't read it, heres a larger version: http://i.imgur.com/aTRhq.gif)
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