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#2202 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
Wolfjob.
Wolfjob.
User avatar #2201 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
flashing text
#2192 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses "ily" n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.   
   
liek dis if u cry everytiem
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses "ily" n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.

liek dis if u cry everytiem
#2193 to #2192 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
stori s not tru
u no hav gf
lyk if u feel evertim
#2194 to #2193 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
fuk u fg i hav liek 200 gfs ur gay
#2195 to #2194 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
#2196 to #2195 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
#2197 to #2196 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
wow rood ur mom suks mi forty in cok an put it up hr vagina hehe u suk all th cocs even th dogs ur so ghey n im th bad ass i culd beet both supermn n goku cumbind u culdn beet a weelchair kid lel mastur trole 2013 ur a fag ur nice to gurls wat a fag gey fag lololol
#2198 to #2197 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold 						***********					 pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold *********** pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
#2199 to #2198 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
fuk u fukn feggit ur **** ur moms **** ur dads **** n al ur siblins r **** ur hol famly cn go dye bcuz ur such a dooshbag dam niger fuk fag siht piss cunt gay cock u r weird n gay n noone lyks u becuz u lyk sonic n ponies n evry1 u no cals u assburger becus ur stupid gay fag go dy no1 loves u
#2200 to #2199 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
#2143 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2185 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
You too, you're a great friend to me, Alec.   
I need a hug, man.
You too, you're a great friend to me, Alec.
I need a hug, man.
#2186 to #2185 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
This is the best I can do.
This is the best I can do.
#2187 to #2186 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
C'mere, you big lug.
C'mere, you big lug.
#2188 to #2187 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
No homo, though.    
   
 Alright, some homo.
No homo, though.

Alright, some homo.
#2189 to #2188 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh... okay then...
Oh... okay then...
#2190 to #2189 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm off to go sleep.
Talk to ya tomorrow or Saturday.

And I only go up to 33% homo.
#2191 to #2190 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh okay, see you later then. I'mma go work on important things of importance.
#2165 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Hey, if you need to go work, go work. I'll be fine, here, by myself, with nothing to do, ever.
Hey, if you need to go work, go work. I'll be fine, here, by myself, with nothing to do, ever.
#2166 to #2165 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
It'll be fine. I'll just do it over the weekend and turn it in on Monday for a solid B.
It'll be fine. I'll just do it over the weekend and turn it in on Monday for a solid B.
#2167 to #2166 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
You.. you said it was due tomorrow..
#2168 to #2167 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
My school is a huge bitch when it comes to work.   
It's policy is that an assignment loses a letter grade each day that it's overdue.    
So you can turn something in two days late and still get a C on it.
My school is a huge bitch when it comes to work.
It's policy is that an assignment loses a letter grade each day that it's overdue.
So you can turn something in two days late and still get a C on it.
#2169 to #2168 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
>Saturday   
>Sunday   
>Monday   
That'll be a D then.
>Saturday
>Sunday
>Monday
That'll be a D then.
#2170 to #2169 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
*****					 only school days count.    
Weekends don't exist.
***** only school days count.
Weekends don't exist.
#2171 to #2170 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
But if weekends don't exist, how am I going to be able to rest up from all my procrastination during the week?    
 I have a serious problem.
But if weekends don't exist, how am I going to be able to rest up from all my procrastination during the week?
I have a serious problem.
#2172 to #2171 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh god stop using your superior logic to ensnare me in traps of my own devices.
Critical systems failing.
Advanced thought failing.
Motor controls failing.
Pocket spaghetti retention at 25% and dropping.
I'm going down, repeat, I am going down!
#2173 to #2172 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
We're trying to reset your systems, but there seems to be some unexpected error!
We're trying to reset your systems, but there seems to be some unexpected error!
#2174 to #2173 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
OH GOD, MY POCKET SPAGHETTI RETENTION IS DOWN TO 10%!   
I'VE LOST ENGINE ONE, COMMAND!   
ENGINE TWO IS LOST, COMMAND!   
POWER SYSTEMS ARE FAILING.   
BACKUP POWER IS DOWN.   
I'M COMING IN TOO HARD TO COAST! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
OH GOD, MY POCKET SPAGHETTI RETENTION IS DOWN TO 10%!
I'VE LOST ENGINE ONE, COMMAND!
ENGINE TWO IS LOST, COMMAND!
POWER SYSTEMS ARE FAILING.
BACKUP POWER IS DOWN.
I'M COMING IN TOO HARD TO COAST! MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
#2175 to #2174 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Reversing polarity of the main thrusters!   
Quadcomputing the trajectory of the spacetime continuum!   
Overclocking the GPI quadcore graphene solid-state aspect ratio!   
Titrating the basic solution to the acid problem!   
Rerouting the cloud computing to the vector space!   
Kajiggering the whatchacallit!   
 Spoilering the comment for extra annoyance!    
Restarting the Scientific Buzzword Generator!   
Dammit, man, nothing's working!
Reversing polarity of the main thrusters!
Quadcomputing the trajectory of the spacetime continuum!
Overclocking the GPI quadcore graphene solid-state aspect ratio!
Titrating the basic solution to the acid problem!
Rerouting the cloud computing to the vector space!
Kajiggering the whatchacallit!
Spoilering the comment for extra annoyance!
Restarting the Scientific Buzzword Generator!
Dammit, man, nothing's working!
#2176 to #2175 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Pocket Spaghetti Retention at 0%!    
This is how it ends, lads.    
Godspeed, my friends.   
Godspeed to us all.   
   
 [External crashing noises]
Pocket Spaghetti Retention at 0%!
This is how it ends, lads.
Godspeed, my friends.
Godspeed to us all.

[External crashing noises]
#2177 to #2176 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
We lost a good man on the battlefield today. However, he did what most men not even dare to dream of today. That is why we must continue the fight against the ever-growing threat of awkwardness and failure on the internet. Though one man shed his mortal coil today, he has served as a true hero, a shining example for us all. He rests with the man upstairs, forever living not on earth, but in heaven, and in our hearts.   
   
 [bagpipes]
We lost a good man on the battlefield today. However, he did what most men not even dare to dream of today. That is why we must continue the fight against the ever-growing threat of awkwardness and failure on the internet. Though one man shed his mortal coil today, he has served as a true hero, a shining example for us all. He rests with the man upstairs, forever living not on earth, but in heaven, and in our hearts.

[bagpipes]
#2178 to #2177 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
[External tears across internet]    
   
Well goddamn that was silly.
[External tears across internet]

Well goddamn that was silly.
#2179 to #2178 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh, excessively. But I loved every minute of it.
Oh, excessively. But I loved every minute of it.
#2180 to #2179 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
We don't really grow up, we just choose who we act silly with.
We don't really grow up, we just choose who we act silly with.
#2181 to #2180 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And the added bonus of anonymity means you can act silly with anyone.
And the added bonus of anonymity means you can act silly with anyone.
#2182 to #2181 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
The future is just amazing, isn't it?
We can act silly with people we'll never meet, that live in places we'll never go.
#2183 to #2182 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Sharing experiences we would have never had, becoming a great community that would have never formed.
#2184 to #2183 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
God man.. now I've made myself kind of sad.   
A-aron, you're a truer friend to me than most of the people I know.
God man.. now I've made myself kind of sad.
A-aron, you're a truer friend to me than most of the people I know.
#2144 to #2143 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And here I was, just about to leave the internet. How's you?
And here I was, just about to leave the internet. How's you?
#2145 to #2144 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm doing pretty wells, thanks for asking.   
And yourself?   
   
 I've been told I have either really good or really bad timing.
I'm doing pretty wells, thanks for asking.
And yourself?

I've been told I have either really good or really bad timing.
#2146 to #2145 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Really good, but it's going to get really bad tomorrow. I have a big project due tomorrow that I've hardly started on.
Really good, but it's going to get really bad tomorrow. I have a big project due tomorrow that I've hardly started on.
#2147 to #2146 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
****					, you just reminded me that I have a project due tomorrow, too.   
Three five paragraph essays.    
I haven't even begun to start.
**** , you just reminded me that I have a project due tomorrow, too.
Three five paragraph essays.
I haven't even begun to start.
#2149 to #2148 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
To fail the assignment, or not to fail the assignment.   
That is the question.
To fail the assignment, or not to fail the assignment.
That is the question.
#2150 to #2149 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Whether 'tis nobler in the grade to suffer,   
The pens and papers of minimal length,   
Or to take Word in a Sea of Essays,   
And by finishing them; to write, to bore   
No more; and by writing, we mean fore'er   
 						******					 shakespeare and 						****					 yo
Whether 'tis nobler in the grade to suffer,
The pens and papers of minimal length,
Or to take Word in a Sea of Essays,
And by finishing them; to write, to bore
No more; and by writing, we mean fore'er
****** shakespeare and **** yo
#2151 to #2150 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
That was impressive.    
I don't know much Shakespeare, thanks Obama to bad education.
That was impressive.
I don't know much Shakespeare, thanks Obama to bad education.

#2152 to #2151 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Thank Wikipedia for actually showing me the soliloquy, and to theater for letting me recognize Hamlet. I actually had to memorize on of Hamlet's soliloquies, the 						*******					 Danish bastard.  This chem lab is going to kill me too.
Thank Wikipedia for actually showing me the soliloquy, and to theater for letting me recognize Hamlet. I actually had to memorize on of Hamlet's soliloquies, the ******* Danish bastard. This chem lab is going to kill me too.
#2153 to #2152 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Female cat pole dancing?   
						****					 son, I might just have to ban you myself.    
   
 But not really, I haven't flagged a single thing since they made me a mod.
Female cat pole dancing?
**** son, I might just have to ban you myself.

But not really, I haven't flagged a single thing since they made me a mod.
#2154 to #2153 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
>Explosions are often a metaphor for orgasms   
>Real people are born, implying sex   
>Drink might be alcoholic   
>Stare might frighten children   
>Flashing "BANNED" may trigger epilepsy   
Maybe I should get you banned.
>Explosions are often a metaphor for orgasms
>Real people are born, implying sex
>Drink might be alcoholic
>Stare might frighten children
>Flashing "BANNED" may trigger epilepsy
Maybe I should get you banned.
#2155 to #2154 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Don't be silly.    
We mods are immune to the rules.   
We also have large penises and exciting lives.   
And many women want to have the sex with us all the time.
Don't be silly.
We mods are immune to the rules.
We also have large penises and exciting lives.
And many women want to have the sex with us all the time.
#2156 to #2155 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
OH YES I TOO HAVE MANY INCHES OF HERCULEAN COCKMEAT STUFFED INTO MY BOXER BRIEFS WHICH PENETRATES MY MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS ON THE REGULAR BASIS(THEY ALL LIVE IN CANADA THATS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AND THEY ALL LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE LESBIAN SECX SO THEY DONT GET JEALOUS)
OH YES I TOO HAVE MANY INCHES OF HERCULEAN COCKMEAT STUFFED INTO MY BOXER BRIEFS WHICH PENETRATES MY MULTIPLE GIRLFRIENDS ON THE REGULAR BASIS(THEY ALL LIVE IN CANADA THATS WHY YOU NEVER SEE THEM AND THEY ALL LIVE TOGETHER AND HAVE LESBIAN SECX SO THEY DONT GET JEALOUS)
#2158 to #2157 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
And during the day too. I have a rare disorder that lets me orgasm multiple times a day without getting tired with my multiple girlfriends. The only downside is that it also makes me a pathological liar.
And during the day too. I have a rare disorder that lets me orgasm multiple times a day without getting tired with my multiple girlfriends. The only downside is that it also makes me a pathological liar.
#2159 to #2158 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Real talk for a minute, though.   
Boob dicks.
Real talk for a minute, though.
Boob dicks.
#2160 to #2159 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
Oh yes. Cocknipples, even.
#2161 to #2160 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
Whoa, WHOA, WHOA THERE A-ARON!   
Cocknipples is simply too far to take this!    
For shame! For shame I say!
Whoa, WHOA, WHOA THERE A-ARON!
Cocknipples is simply too far to take this!
For shame! For shame I say!
#2162 to #2161 - pyrothermal (11/08/2013) [-]
I-I'm sorry, sir. I just don't know what came over me.
#2163 to #2162 - Benry (11/08/2013) [-]
But seriously though.   
Guess I'm taking the F for tomorrows assignment.
But seriously though.
Guess I'm taking the F for tomorrows assignment.
#2140 - Benry (10/30/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2142 to #2141 - Benry (10/31/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2129 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2130 to #2129 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh hello there.
Oh hello there.
#2131 to #2130 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2132 to #2131 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
It goes okay, just working on some biology stuff. How's you?
It goes okay, just working on some biology stuff. How's you?
#2133 to #2132 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
It's alright.    
   
Just on a Paramore binge.
It's alright.

Just on a Paramore binge.
#2134 to #2133 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
Oh okay.
Oh okay.
#2135 to #2134 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
How is it in Texas this time of year?
How is it in Texas this time of year?
#2136 to #2135 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
It's getting colder and colder, which is good for me, because that means I can wear my Left 4 Dead jacket.
#2137 to #2136 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
I don't own any jackets, and it's getting pretty chilly in the mornings where I live in Florida.    
   
It's a tough life for a real 						*****					, ain't it?
I don't own any jackets, and it's getting pretty chilly in the mornings where I live in Florida.

It's a tough life for a real ***** , ain't it?
#2138 to #2137 - pyrothermal (10/27/2013) [-]
All of the hard. That's what you get for living in a meth head's Disney World. And also Disney World.   
   
 I just really wanted to use that joke.
All of the hard. That's what you get for living in a meth head's Disney World. And also Disney World.

I just really wanted to use that joke.
#2139 to #2138 - Benry (10/27/2013) [-]
In Florida, you either know how to make meth or moonshine.    
   
Truly, we are the pinnacle of human society.
In Florida, you either know how to make meth or moonshine.

Truly, we are the pinnacle of human society.
#2121 - Benry (10/23/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at It doesn't have to be practical **

Do you have any skill with programming, drawing, or writing?
#2122 to #2121 - pyrothermal (10/23/2013) [-]
Writing.... maybe.    
   
The other two are the two skills that I have practically no experience in and respect those who can with the utmost gratitude.
Writing.... maybe.

The other two are the two skills that I have practically no experience in and respect those who can with the utmost gratitude.
#2123 to #2122 - Benry (10/23/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #86 at Thats not an umbrella... **

Alright. Me and my friend are going through with our idea to start an indie game company in the future, and I'm just looking for people who could possibly help us out with certain stuff.
#2124 to #2123 - pyrothermal (10/23/2013) [-]
I think having a programmer on the team would be the biggest priority.
I think having a programmer on the team would be the biggest priority.
#2125 to #2124 - Benry (10/23/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at SAME GOES FOR VEGANS! **

We have one for sure, and one other possible programmer.
I'm going for a business administration degree, and my friend's getting his degree in digital media and art design (with video game production subplan.)
#2126 to #2125 - pyrothermal (10/23/2013) [-]
Well,  I'm not sure how much you're going to get out of a Chemistry major, but if you need a voice actor, I could lend a hand.
Well, I'm not sure how much you're going to get out of a Chemistry major, but if you need a voice actor, I could lend a hand.
#2127 to #2126 - Benry (10/23/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Thats not an umbrella... **

Well don't count yourself out, ****** .
If we had a game where there's some form of crafting system, we'd need a chemist to tell us how certain chemicals would react to each other in real life.
Mostly explodey reactions or healy reactions.
User avatar #2128 to #2127 - Benry (10/23/2013) [-]
jesus christ that picture is relevant
User avatar #2112 - Benry (10/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user psikid **

Pyro, meet whomever I just rolled.
#2114 to #2112 - pyrothermal (10/21/2013) [-]
He... he never came.
#2115 to #2114 - Benry (10/21/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user catwifdaflank **   
   
Maybe this person will.
**Benry rolled user catwifdaflank **

Maybe this person will.
#2117 to #2115 - pyrothermal (10/21/2013) [-]
HEYOOO catwifdaflank!
#2113 to #2112 - pyrothermal (10/20/2013) [-]
OHAIO psikid CHAN DESU~ WERCOME TO MY KAWAII PROFILE DESU~
#2094 - Benry (10/16/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at mfw civilization **   
   
Pyro!
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at mfw civilization **

Pyro!
#2095 to #2094 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes, it is I.
Yes, it is I.
#2096 to #2095 - Benry (10/16/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Oldie **

How goes it?
#2097 to #2096 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
It goes okay, but I'm really friggin' hungry right now.
It goes okay, but I'm really friggin' hungry right now.
#2098 to #2097 - Benry (10/16/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Mr. Freeze **

Have you tried turning your stomach off and on again?
#2099 to #2098 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes! I already did that. Can you just tell me how to install the latest Food Service Pack for Male-bit Human XP?
Yes! I already did that. Can you just tell me how to install the latest Food Service Pack for Male-bit Human XP?
#2100 to #2099 - Benry (10/16/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Grandma please just one **

Are you sure your mouse and keyboard are plugged in?
#2101 to #2100 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes! Yes! They're right here, next to the fingers! Can you PLEASE just send over the Food Service Pack?
#2102 to #2101 - Benry (10/16/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #233102 at Shin Anime Social Board **

One second sir, we're going to have to transfer you to someone who can assist you a little better.
#2103 to #2102 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Please, no, this is the third transfer tonight!
Please, no, this is the third transfer tonight!
#2104 to #2103 - benvolio (10/16/2013) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #880 at Post gifs you don't often get to use **   
   
Hello sir, you've reached tech support. How can I help you?
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #880 at Post gifs you don't often get to use **

Hello sir, you've reached tech support. How can I help you?
#2105 to #2104 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Hello, I've been through three transfers tonight. I'm hungry, I just need to know how to install the Food Service Pack for Male-Bit Human XP. I've checked and turned my stomach off and on, the keyboard and mouse are plugged in already, and it is otherwise working fine.
Hello, I've been through three transfers tonight. I'm hungry, I just need to know how to install the Food Service Pack for Male-Bit Human XP. I've checked and turned my stomach off and on, the keyboard and mouse are plugged in already, and it is otherwise working fine.
#2106 to #2105 - benvolio (10/16/2013) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #224729 at Shin Anime Social Board **

Do you have either Fridge v.2.1 or Cupboard v.3.2 installed?
#2107 to #2106 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Okay... I have Cupboard 2.8 installed, with the latest version of Fridge. But doesn't that get upgraded in the service pack?
#2108 to #2107 - benvolio (10/16/2013) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #793268 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga **

It should have installed properly if you had the latest version of Fridge. Do you have any food installed in Fridge or Cupboard already? If so, I'd recommend either deleting previously existing food or waiting to upgrade until you've used up your remaining food already installed.
#2109 to #2108 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
...Okay, I just updated Cupboard to 3.2 with a patch, but neither seem to have food installed.
...Okay, I just updated Cupboard to 3.2 with a patch, but neither seem to have food installed.
#2110 to #2109 - benvolio (10/16/2013) [-]
**benvolio rolled a random image posted in comment #6179295 at Young gay liberal men with aids forum **

Unfortunately, you'll have to buy some food software. At this time of time, I'd recommend the new Popcorn release, or maybe the classic Cereal 1.5.
#2111 to #2110 - pyrothermal (10/16/2013) [-]
Guh, I just hate the UI on Popcorn and Cereal. Too many individual packets. Well, thanks for your help. I'll see if I can get the food software ASAP.
Guh, I just hate the UI on Popcorn and Cereal. Too many individual packets. Well, thanks for your help. I'll see if I can get the food software ASAP.
#2091 - Benry (10/13/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at all night... **

So I heard things are happening in Rex's life.
#2092 to #2091 - pyrothermal (10/13/2013) [-]
Indeed they are. Even if I don't know the whole story of what happened, I still want to be supportive.
#2093 to #2092 - Benry (10/13/2013) [-]
I worry for him.
I worry for him.
#2086 - Benry (10/07/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at Burn them all. **

Heya.
#2088 to #2087 - Benry (10/07/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #122781 at Brony board **

One plus one does not always equal two.
User avatar #2089 to #2088 - pyrothermal (10/08/2013) [-]
One plus one equals two, but sometimes equals three, for sufficiently large values of one.
#2090 to #2089 - Benry (10/08/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #472482 at Ponyville **

Sometimes, it equals twins.
#2079 - Benry (10/04/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Ironman vs Superman **

Friend! I am of bearing news good!
Server another for us to use!
It is of friend ownership, he maybe make me OP.
Join, want?
#2080 to #2079 - pyrothermal (10/04/2013) [-]
Very yes, friend!   
Am of wanting to server join!   
OP of congratulations wishing yes.   
Of the unfortunates, homework do must happen joining commence before may.   
Webcomics of many reading not done so me wish I.
Very yes, friend!
Am of wanting to server join!
OP of congratulations wishing yes.
Of the unfortunates, homework do must happen joining commence before may.
Webcomics of many reading not done so me wish I.
#2081 to #2080 - Benry (10/04/2013) [-]
This superb news, friend!
The whitelist of server has been added of you.
Will use mail system of FunnyJunk to message deliver address.

BUT AAARRRRROOONNNN, WHAT IS ANTHONY'S USERNAME?
#2082 to #2081 - pyrothermal (10/04/2013) [-]
Much enjoying of Craft Mines will have been have all by!   
Wishing see on server me you play.   
Homework time long take well distraction hope not more.   
   
 It's robot5623. And you can just call him Rex. Everyone else does.
Much enjoying of Craft Mines will have been have all by!
Wishing see on server me you play.
Homework time long take well distraction hope not more.

It's robot5623. And you can just call him Rex. Everyone else does.
#2083 to #2082 - Benry (10/04/2013) [-]
But if his name is Anthony, why would he be Rex?

Sun Gods: 3.14
Banana peels: 0
#2084 to #2083 - pyrothermal (10/04/2013) [-]
5778 Praise it
Not rightly sure, it's his nickname, and I've nearly always called him that
#2076 - Benry (09/26/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Krusty Krab Krabs **

Have you watched Attack on Titan?
#2077 to #2076 - pyrothermal (09/26/2013) [-]
Nope. But I've seen a few clips and know about it from all the posts and an obsessed friend.
#2078 to #2077 - Benry (09/26/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Human Cereal Bowl **

I watched 13 or so episodes today, and I've got to say, I need this show in my life right now.

It's fantastic.
#2056 - Benry (09/23/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at ... **

This picture will have to do with women.
#2057 to #2056 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
All the women love him, even with the Voldemort face.
#2058 to #2057 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at i saw a blue shrek singing on tv **   
   
So what's up?    
Also this picture will have something to do with something, probably.   
   
 Also, I still don't really know what the 						****					 is going on with Pembury. I really, really 						*******					 don't.
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at i saw a blue shrek singing on tv **

So what's up?
Also this picture will have something to do with something, probably.

Also, I still don't really know what the **** is going on with Pembury. I really, really ******* don't.
#2059 to #2058 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
Indeed it does do with something. That it do.

Not much going on right now, trying to find the motivation to do some homework, failing at it , and attempting to scrapbank on TF2.
#2060 to #2059 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #643267 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games **

I don't play TF2, so that reference went right by my head.
#2061 to #2060 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
Scrapbanking: A method in which a trader in TF2 stores value in the means of a crafting ingredient, Scrap Metal. This can be achieved by trading weapons, hats or other items for their current market value in scrap. Usually accumulates little value over time, but is a stable way to earn value.
Scrapbanking: A method in which a trader in TF2 stores value in the means of a crafting ingredient, Scrap Metal. This can be achieved by trading weapons, hats or other items for their current market value in scrap. Usually accumulates little value over time, but is a stable way to earn value.
#2062 to #2061 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at so i heard you like walking your pet **

You should try Eve.
#2063 to #2062 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
Heh. No. I actually want to have somewhat of a life.
Heh. No. I actually want to have somewhat of a life.
#2064 to #2063 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Dragons **

I couldn't get the hang of Eve.
#2065 to #2064 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, neither could I. It's Economics: The Game. I only got a B in Economics.
#2066 to #2065 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Pikachu is hardcore **

I've maintained an A so far in it. It doesn't seem too complicated to me.

But Eve? Holy **** , you need a Master's degree in Economics.
#2067 to #2066 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
People compliment me and say I'm excellent at math. I get on there and I'm like HURR DURR WHAT IS NUMBURR   
   
Fookin' 'ell, m8. You do need a degree, I'll agree with you there.
People compliment me and say I'm excellent at math. I get on there and I'm like HURR DURR WHAT IS NUMBURR

Fookin' 'ell, m8. You do need a degree, I'll agree with you there.
#2068 to #2067 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Oh Anubis **

I once got a new ship in that game, and I thought it was the **** , and then I found out that I downgraded and accidentally destroyed my other ship and lost all my money doing so.

I only pressed like twelve buttons.

There's a game called Star Sonata, I'm not sure if it's still around, but it's a top-down version of Eve without all the numbers and math and insane learning curve.
#2069 to #2068 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
Ooooh, that'd make me so mad.
Ooooh, that'd make me so mad.
#2072 to #2071 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't have any other gifs relating to this.
I don't have any other gifs relating to this.
#2073 to #2072 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
I've got plenty.
I've got plenty.
#2074 to #2073 - Benry (09/24/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled a random image posted in comment #3690142 at Friendly **

Please, post all of them on my page.
#2075 to #2074 - pyrothermal (09/24/2013) [-]
See you on the other side.
See you on the other side.
#2037 - Benry (09/20/2013) [-]
So a few updates for you:

The server is shutting down since we can't get a good playerbase.
Pembury blocked me on pretty much every medium of communication.
And many laughs have been had because of these two events.
#2038 to #2037 - pyrothermal (09/21/2013) [-]
What happened?
I much enjoyed playing on your server. Many apologies for not being able to play.
******* **** BITCH ASS ****** CUNT NOW WHERE THE BUMBLING ********** AM I GOING TO ****** BE A ******* TREE DRUID NOW?! AND WHAT THE BLOODY NUT HELL HAPPENED WITH ******* PEMBURY?! BOB SAGET
User avatar #2039 to #2038 - Benry (09/21/2013) [-]
[7:20:47 PM] C9 sali: me rav and like
[7:20:51 PM] C9 sali: dolan were in a call with her and shelby
[7:21:01 PM] C9 sali: and rav said something about u showing favoritism towards rachel (pembury)
[7:21:08 PM] C9 sali: and mentioned that its like u worship her or something
[7:21:11 PM] C9 sali: and she like
[7:21:15 PM] C9 sali: didnt talk to you
[7:21:57 PM] Alec O'Toole: huehuehue
[7:22:53 PM] Alec O'Toole: now I get why you made me send I love you to her
Here's the story: I show a lot of favoritism to Pembury because I know it annoys her friend SMonotone, because she'll remind me "But you knew me before her!" whenever I gave Pembury stuff. So I guess our Admin Ravger noticed the obvious favoritism and since he didn't know the context decided that I loved her or something. During this, my friend C9 sali banned me from his server, and told me that I had to send Pembury a message saying "I love you." So now Pembury thinks that I'm in love with her, and when C9 told me all this, I decided to roll with it and I got onto the server and confessed my love for her. Then she blocked me on Kik and Skype. Many laughs have been had.
#2045 to #2044 - Benry (09/21/2013) [-]
So how'd you like my story, roll?
So how'd you like my story, roll?
User avatar #2046 to #2045 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
i lov it
User avatar #2050 to #2049 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
ththx
#2052 to #2050 - Benry (09/21/2013) [-]
fast replies
fast replies
User avatar #2053 to #2052 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
sry
#2054 to #2051 - pyrothermal (09/21/2013) [-]
And where did you come from?
And where did you come from?
User avatar #2055 to #2054 - roll (09/21/2013) [-]
sry
#2040 to #2039 - pyrothermal (09/21/2013) [-]
That's a lot more tame than I'd expected. Still pretty funny though.
#2041 to #2040 - Benry (09/21/2013) [-]
I noticed that she and SMonotone weren't coming on the server and I was wondering why, and now I know. And god dammit if it isn't the silliest 						****					.
I noticed that she and SMonotone weren't coming on the server and I was wondering why, and now I know. And god dammit if it isn't the silliest **** .
#2016 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
Howdy.
Howdy.
#2017 to #2016 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Oh hai.
Oh hai.
#2018 to #2017 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2019 to #2018 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Pretty poorly right now. I'm doing some Quantitative Chemistry, and I can't get this bonus problem. I need to find the fraction of the total bell curve that is less than 2.29 standard deviations away from the mean on the left side, and the internet, hilarious as it may be, is providing minimal help.
Pretty poorly right now. I'm doing some Quantitative Chemistry, and I can't get this bonus problem. I need to find the fraction of the total bell curve that is less than 2.29 standard deviations away from the mean on the left side, and the internet, hilarious as it may be, is providing minimal help.
#2020 to #2019 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
Did you try turning it off and back on again?


I haven't taken the subject, sorry.
#2021 to #2020 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Do you know anything about statistics?
#2022 to #2021 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
I know that statistically I'm more likely to die from choking on bacon than getting attacked by a shark.
I know that statistically I'm more likely to die from choking on bacon than getting attacked by a shark.
#2023 to #2022 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Helpful, but not at this moment.  Thanks anyways.
Helpful, but not at this moment. Thanks anyways.
#2024 to #2023 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
This picture should help you too.
#2025 to #2024 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
And that's why I don't kiss girls. Or anyone for that matter.
Amongst soooooo many other reasons.
#2026 to #2025 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
I know that feel. Ever know that a woman was attracted to you, but your were too chicken 						****					 to act? It's happened to me a few times now.    
   
My self-esteem and body image are 						****					.
I know that feel. Ever know that a woman was attracted to you, but your were too chicken **** to act? It's happened to me a few times now.

My self-esteem and body image are **** .
#2027 to #2026 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, or you mess up everything you say around them, awkwardly walk away when you could have had a rousing conversation, or hang on to an unrequited love, even though they're happily with someone else.

But the not talking to them is my worst offence, and the one I repeat oh so often.
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#2029 to #2028 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that happened. I think now that something similar happened to me. I went on one date, we hung out, I guess she must've lost interest or something.
To be honest, I thought that Pembury or SMonotone was your girlfriend. GURLZ DUNT PLAY VIDYAGAMES UNLESS THEY GOT BOYFREND
#2030 to #2029 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm mostly over it now. But today I sat back and thought about what would have been different if I manned up and asked her out again.   
   
And Pembury/SMonotone are both only 14 or 15. I forget which.   
Still too young for my blood.
I'm mostly over it now. But today I sat back and thought about what would have been different if I manned up and asked her out again.

And Pembury/SMonotone are both only 14 or 15. I forget which.
Still too young for my blood.
#2031 to #2030 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not really sure what to say, other than I've been there.    
   
 Sorry about assuming about Pem and Mono. I just saw you referring to them by name and thought y'all might be really close.
I'm not really sure what to say, other than I've been there.

Sorry about assuming about Pem and Mono. I just saw you referring to them by name and thought y'all might be really close.
#2032 to #2031 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
Just needed to let that story out to someone, I guess. Thanks for reading it.    
   
Feel better knowing that other people have been there and experienced the feel.    
   
 And it's okay, I've known them for a few years now and I guess we're fairly close for people whom only interact via internet. Still though, I try to avoid anything that might indicate that I could be a pedophile/breaking the law.
Just needed to let that story out to someone, I guess. Thanks for reading it.

Feel better knowing that other people have been there and experienced the feel.

And it's okay, I've known them for a few years now and I guess we're fairly close for people whom only interact via internet. Still though, I try to avoid anything that might indicate that I could be a pedophile/breaking the law.
#2033 to #2032 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
Believe you me, there's plenty more like us out there.
Believe you me, there's plenty more like us out there.
#2034 to #2033 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
I blame the vidya games and the interwebs and school shootings and thanks Obama.
I blame the vidya games and the interwebs and school shootings and thanks Obama.
#2035 to #2034 - pyrothermal (09/13/2013) [-]
GAL DURN BLAK BRESIDAN TURKN R JERBS FER TH ILLERMUNAYTEE
GAL DURN BLAK BRESIDAN TURKN R JERBS FER TH ILLERMUNAYTEE
#2036 to #2035 - Benry (09/13/2013) [-]
I guess it's time for a good ol' feels post binge.
#2012 - hueyfreeman ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Hey you probably don't remember me, but a looooong time ago, I something to you along the lines of "I'm a fan of your comments" or something, like back when I first made this account. And that has not changed, you're still a cool guy in my book.
User avatar #2013 to #2012 - hueyfreeman ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
*said something
#2014 to #2013 - pyrothermal (09/12/2013) [-]
I remember that. I'm sorry, did I remove you? I didn't mean to if I did.
User avatar #2015 to #2014 - hueyfreeman ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
Nah, I just never added you for whatever reason, maybe I was still an anon, It's a bit fuzzy.
#2004 - Benry (09/09/2013) [-]
Well 						****					 Pyro my sexy man it seems as though we (me and other owner) have 						******					 ourselves in our own asses.    
   
We've lost pretty much everything and will have to start from scratch.
Well **** Pyro my sexy man it seems as though we (me and other owner) have ****** ourselves in our own asses.

We've lost pretty much everything and will have to start from scratch.
#2005 to #2004 - pyrothermal (09/09/2013) [-]
What the hell happened? A bunch of well organized, professional trolls come in and wipe the spawn off the map and take control?
#2006 to #2005 - Benry (09/09/2013) [-]
Well, we did some exploring of the map and sound there were places where nothing loaded. And when I mean nothing, I mean ever the bedrock was gone.

So we tried to fix it, but we ****** it up and did some stuff that makes it so now we have to start over.

Cause we're dumb.
#2007 to #2006 - pyrothermal (09/09/2013) [-]
Good thing I didn't start anything yet, I suppose.
#2008 to #2007 - Benry (09/09/2013) [-]
You know it's fine that you don't care cause I don't care either.   
   
And you'll still be getting your old home and stuff. I'll rebuild it and throw in some stuff to make up for us being idiots.
You know it's fine that you don't care cause I don't care either.

And you'll still be getting your old home and stuff. I'll rebuild it and throw in some stuff to make up for us being idiots.
#2009 to #2008 - pyrothermal (09/09/2013) [-]
Seriously though, I'm sorry that happened, and thanks for letting Rex (robot) and me get preferential treatment.
Seriously though, I'm sorry that happened, and thanks for letting Rex (robot) and me get preferential treatment.
#2010 to #2009 - Benry (09/09/2013) [-]
<--- This is why I give you guys preferential treatment.
My inner Canadian must fight to right all wrongs.

Politely.
#2011 to #2010 - pyrothermal (09/09/2013) [-]
My inner American thanks you for the freedom you've bestowed upon me and my talking bellybutton.
My inner American thanks you for the freedom you've bestowed upon me and my talking bellybutton.
#1997 - Benry (09/08/2013) [-]
We've almost got the server running. :3
We've almost got the server running. :3
#1999 to #1998 - Benry (09/08/2013) [-]
This is just like one of my Japanese animes!
This is just like one of my Japanese animes!
#2000 to #1999 - Benry (09/08/2013) [-]
Alright it might take longer than I thought. The other two staff won't be able to get on for a while.

Also picture is vintage me. All the way back to my days as EpicMailGuy.
#2003 to #2001 - Benry (09/08/2013) [-]
So close to finishing.
User avatar #2002 to #2001 - Benry (09/08/2013) [-]
Update: We're building spawn right now. It'll only take 30 minutes or so. It'll be simple so we can get players on.
#1976 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
We're doing some maintenance on the server, so it won't be up until late tonight or tomorrow.
We're doing some maintenance on the server, so it won't be up until late tonight or tomorrow.
#1977 to #1976 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
That's okay, I've got some homework to do anyways.
That's okay, I've got some homework to do anyways.
#1978 to #1977 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
Okay, but tell Robot so he knows and doesn't wonder what the 						****					 is up.
Okay, but tell Robot so he knows and doesn't wonder what the **** is up.
#1979 to #1978 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
Right, I will.
#1980 to #1979 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
Spending my birthday trollin' 16 year olds on Minecraft.   
   
Life is good.
Spending my birthday trollin' 16 year olds on Minecraft.

Life is good.
#1981 to #1980 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
A friend of mine told me that Rex said that you had to wipe the whole map to make it public. Is that true?
A friend of mine told me that Rex said that you had to wipe the whole map to make it public. Is that true?
#1982 to #1981 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
We didn't wipe the map, we changed to it a premade one called Eldaria.    
   
Don't worry, I'll make sure you guys get all your stuff back and help you rebuild Sex Island.
We didn't wipe the map, we changed to it a premade one called Eldaria.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you guys get all your stuff back and help you rebuild Sex Island.
#1983 to #1982 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
Oh giddily-goodily, I can build a better farm, and maybe bring back Debbie.
#1984 to #1983 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
You can even get *********** back.

*********** is fastest horse in game.
Science.


#1985 to #1984 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
But if he 						***********					, how come he ain't black?
But if he *********** , how come he ain't black?
#1986 to #1985 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
fuk u fggt thts y u wanna fukin go u querbait ill bash yer fukin skul in m8
#1987 to #1986 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
r u avin urself a ggl m8 il fukn rek u sware on me mum
#1988 to #1987 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
so the 16 year old I'm messing with thinks I'm serious whenever I tell her that I love her or that she's sexy, so a few other people on the server are saying things like &quot;Just admit your love, Dani!&quot; and &quot;You two should settle this offline like a real couple.&quot;
so the 16 year old I'm messing with thinks I'm serious whenever I tell her that I love her or that she's sexy, so a few other people on the server are saying things like "Just admit your love, Dani!" and "You two should settle this offline like a real couple."
#1989 to #1988 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
Whu oh, looks like another wacky adventure in the life of Alec! What happens next?
Whu oh, looks like another wacky adventure in the life of Alec! What happens next?
#1990 to #1989 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
Aren't I just the silliest?    
   
*Cue laugh track*
Aren't I just the silliest?

*Cue laugh track*
#1991 to #1990 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
_ cans.wav cannedlaughter.wav_
#1993 to #1992 - pyrothermal (09/07/2013) [-]
And here I was having an okay day.
#1994 to #1993 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
I should have sent this one first.
I should have sent this one first.
#1996 to #1995 - Benry (09/07/2013) [-]
I've run out of gifs.
I've run out of gifs.
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