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#680 - stewieyes (06/03/2010) [-]
I have some jews that are in my shed, All I have is a bike, lighter, pepper spray, duct tape, and a wagon, what am I to do? Help me out Magyver Hitler
#678 - shadowbclt **User deleted account** (06/02/2010) [-]
i clicked the link in RL chat to get here :]
#679 to #709 - TheAdolfHitler (06/02/2010) [-]
Ok.
#677 - Zimmy (06/01/2010) [-]
Mein Fuhrer! Mein Fuhrer!
Suchen Sie nach einigen 1st SS Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler?
#676 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/31/2010) [-]
Hey Adolf! Whats up buddy? Your going up in the comment ranks I see.
#673 - Big tree (05/27/2010) [-]
Must have costed alot of money to pay for that gas, do you get a discount on gas?
#674 to #704 - TheAdolfHitler (05/27/2010) [-]
No.
#670 - Cococamz (05/26/2010) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/395644/JEWS/
i was told to forward this to you
#650 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/25/2010) [-]
You, I'm about to pass you.
#651 to #681 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
So what if you do?
#652 to #682 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
I do not know.
#653 to #683 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
I should kill you right now.
#654 to #684 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
*licks ankle* Yes, I would enjoy that.
#655 to #685 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
You already passed me anyways.
So want to take a shower at my place?
The shower looks like a gas chamber, but I assure you it is not a gas chamber.
#656 to #686 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
Seems legit to me, let's go.
#657 to #687 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
You first.
#658 to #688 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
Mmkay. Trolololololololo-
#659 to #689 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
Get inside.
#660 to #690 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
Inside you? You don't know how long I've waited for this moment, Adolf.
#662 to #691 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
Inside the shower.
Do not keep me waiting.
I will stand by this big red button.
If you press it, nothing will happen!
#663 to #693 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
Mmkay. *gets in shower* Did you bring the body wash?
#664 to #694 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
*Closes door*.
*Presses big red button*.
You have 30 seconds to live.
#667 to #695 - Tenxseiga ONLINE (05/26/2010) [-]
Owned.
#665 to #695 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
*cough* I just want to say, I'm sorry for fondling you in your sleep every night over the past 30 years. *dies*
#666 to #696 - TheAdolfHitler (05/26/2010) [-]
*Burns your body*.

Now, all I have to do now is hunt for your family.
#695 to #697 - SgtObvious (06/13/2010) [-]
Hitler, Stalin, settle your differences like men, sending millions of people to die in the name of you and your country.
#668 to #697 - HaloVsCod (05/26/2010) [-]
Front Page?
#675 to #699 - GlitteryDicks **User deleted account**
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#649 - ItDaClown (05/25/2010) [-]
y hallo thar!
#646 - ThineLeader **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
ME GUSTA
<3 jewsheep
#642 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/22/2010) [-]
Hail.
#636 - WinstonChuchill **User deleted account** (05/21/2010) [-]
Why hello Adolf. We meet again.
#638 to #667 - TheAdolfHitler (05/21/2010) [-]
Hello,fag.
#643 to #669 - WinstonChuchill **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
How are you?
No hard feelings,Adolf?
#644 to #674 - TheAdolfHitler (05/23/2010) [-]
No hard feelings at all.
#645 to #675 - WinstonChuchill **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
Hows hell?
#647 to #676 - TheAdolfHitler (05/23/2010) [-]
I escaped hell.
#671 to #678 - WinstonChuchill **User deleted account** (05/27/2010) [-]
So where are you now, Adolf?
#672 to #702 - TheAdolfHitler (05/27/2010) [-]
Heaven.
#669 to #678 - LAWLslide **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
**LAWLslide rolls 582,138,524**
He was then captured and taken to a Bar Mitzvah
#637 to #667 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/21/2010) [-]
Ill just leave you two buds alone...
#639 to #668 - TheJosephStalin (05/21/2010) [-]
HAI GAIS. I AM NOW PART OF THIS CONVERSATION!
#641 to #670 - TheAdolfHitler (05/21/2010) [-]
You are a fag.
You used hacks to kill your own men.
Hacker.
#640 to #670 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/21/2010) [-]
-_- **** off stalin
#635 - TheJosephStalin (05/20/2010) [-]
*Inhales* Huh.... I.. might have ordered some tanks to march on Berlin a while back.... Sorry 'bout that....
#632 - anon (05/20/2010) [-]
Sieg Heil!
#626 - Slipperynuts (05/19/2010) [-]
Hello, there's a jew in my backyard. Suggestions?
#627 to #657 - TheAdolfHitler (05/19/2010) [-]
Do you own a gas chamber?
#628 to #658 - Slipperynuts (05/19/2010) [-]
Nah. But I have a power drill.
#629 to #659 - TheAdolfHitler (05/19/2010) [-]
What about a chainsaw?
#630 to #660 - Slipperynuts (05/19/2010) [-]
Do you have any Turbo ******* to spare?
#631 to #661 - TheAdolfHitler (05/19/2010) [-]
Yes.
#633 to #662 - Slipperynuts (05/20/2010) [-]
Can I use one?
#634 to #664 - TheAdolfHitler (05/20/2010) [-]
Ok.
Make sure you put him on a leash.
#619 - Zimmy (05/16/2010) [-]
"Level 15 A True Natural" heh.
So buddy! How are you? Long time no talk.
#620 to #650 - TheAdolfHitler (05/16/2010) [-]
I am fine.
#621 to #651 - Zimmy (05/16/2010) [-]
Hows Eva?
#622 to #652 - TheAdolfHitler (05/16/2010) [-]
Dead.
#623 to #653 - Zimmy (05/16/2010) [-]
Ah. That sucks. What happened?
#624 to #654 - TheAdolfHitler (05/16/2010) [-]
She cheated on me.
The person she cheated on me was a girl.
Who was Jewish.

So I killed her.
#625 to #655 - Zimmy (05/16/2010) [-]
Did you at least film it first?
Cause ide pay to see that.
#617 - lazorgator (05/15/2010) [-]
excuse me i have a small jew problem in my neighbourhood what do you recommend?
#618 to #648 - TheAdolfHitler (05/15/2010) [-]
A chainsaw.
#615 - TheEpikFailGuy (05/07/2010) [-]
You're level 15 now,
you crazy jew killer.
#613 - TheEpikFailGuy (05/06/2010) [-]
Oh hi guys,
What's going on in here?
#614 to #643 - TheAdolfHitler (05/06/2010) [-]
Just gassing some jews.
#661 to #644 - LAWLslide **User deleted account** (05/26/2010) [-]
**LAWLslide rolls 258,139,108**
He just finished rebuilding Germany's economy
#612 - PedoSaur (05/04/2010) [-]
HAHAHAHA
I'M LEVEL 14 NOW TOO!!
#602 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/03/2010) [-]
sup nazi. Someone dedicated their site to you:
bringvictory.com
#604 to #632 - TheAdolfHitler (05/03/2010) [-]
:D.
#605 to #634 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/03/2010) [-]
sick aint it?
#606 to #635 - TheAdolfHitler (05/03/2010) [-]
GREATEST SITE EVER!
#607 to #636 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/03/2010) [-]
lol. Theres a whole anti nazi band who sing about burning nazis and ****. Theres one about bombing berlin and its ******* awesome.