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#1428 - joshlol (05/01/2014) [-]
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#1426 - eezo (05/01/2014) [-]
Who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose, only time

Who can say why your heart sighs
As your love flies, only time
And who can say why your heart cries
When your love lies, only time

Who can say when the roads meet
That love might be in your heart
And who can say when the day sleeps
If the night keeps all your heart
Night keeps all your heart

Who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose
- Only time
And who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time

Who knows? Only time~
#1427 to #1426 - gwenislove (05/01/2014) [-]
why
#1423 - girguy (04/30/2014) [-]
ripe in pice
#1424 to #1423 - popeoscarsexwhale (04/30/2014) [-]
shut the **** up
#1425 to #1424 - girguy (04/30/2014) [-]
ok
#1421 - ribocoon (04/30/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#1422 to #1421 - savaed (04/30/2014) [-]
***** pls
#1420 - sry (04/30/2014) [-]
R.I.P.
#1419 - wemilznotkill (04/29/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#1417 - joshlol (04/29/2014) [-]
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#1418 to #1417 - anon (04/29/2014) [-]
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#1416 - joshlol (04/27/2014) [-]
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
#1415 - xxangelisxx (04/25/2014) [-]
Another one bites the dust. RIP.
#1414 - itsthetie (04/25/2014) [-]
have a good one mate
#1411 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]
Wot
#1400 - Marker (04/24/2014) [-]
rip
again
for maybe two weeks
#1401 to #1400 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Yeah ******* right how dumb are you
#1412 to #1401 - ragingbrony (04/25/2014) [-]
Considering this has happened like...5 times.
#1413 to #1412 - anon (04/25/2014) [-]
All the other times were unfair bans against me and he knew it. This time I intentionally posted bad ****
#1377 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
Were you kidding the other day?
#1398 to #1377 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
srs tho. its like a dollar or something
#1399 to #1398 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
get on skype pls
#1378 to #1377 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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no
#1379 to #1378 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
So, that night I ****** you with my futa cock and cummed inside you...you eally are pregnant with my baby?
#1380 to #1379 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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fraid so
#1381 to #1380 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
We are naming it Jamal, so he can be good at basketball and get moneys
#1382 to #1381 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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hes going to have a fantastic fro i tell ya hwat
#1383 to #1382 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
Black Jew baby, the world will hate him so
#1384 to #1383 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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if he's gay and somehow ends up with red hair he;ll be the most hated person in the world
#1385 to #1384 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
lel

but in all seriousness, you got a crush on me? Of all the people on thread
#1386 to #1385 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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i doo
and i unno, most people on thread are dildos
#1387 to #1386 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
Since when?
#1388 to #1387 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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**** i dunno, some time during gwenisghey i think, which would be.. late 2013 maybe
#1389 to #1388 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
Kinda off topic, but did you ever get in contact with that girlfriend of yours?
#1390 to #1389 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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noh i dunno whats going on, its been almost 6 days,
her fb is deleted but i found her sister's fb but she hasnt said anything about her so im not really sure what to think
#1391 to #1390 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
That's really weird, maybe she's going through something. What did the sister say if it wasn't about your gf?
#1392 to #1391 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
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i didnt ask her anything, i just stalked her profile. we dont actually know each other. the one friend that i did meet i forget her name so i couldnt find hers
i see 2 realistic realms of possibilities, either she had some diabetic seizure and ended up in the hospital, although she said she hasnt had one in years and i doubt she'd be there that long, or what ive more recently come to suspect, her parents have something to do with it
#1393 to #1392 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
Talk to her sister then *****, just be like. Aye, I'm yo sistahs boo thang, how she doin?
#1394 to #1393 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
she at college tho, and gf is at home, tbh im not sure really how much she'd even know
also i really cant do that, she's mentioned me to her, but idk im not gonna be starting up a convo with her really
#1395 to #1394 - wemilznotkill (04/23/2014) [-]
"Hey, gfs sister. I am gfs bfs. I have not talked to her for like a week, just wanted to know if she's okay?"
#1396 to #1395 - Deavas (04/23/2014) [-]
tfw fb makes you pay to message people youre not friends with
#1397 to #1396 - wemilznotkill
(04/23/2014) [-]
lies
#1369 - Sunset ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
u ok
#1372 to #1369 - Deavas (04/22/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#1374 to #1372 - Sunset ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
what
#1373 to #1372 - Sunset ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
huh?
#1370 to #1369 - Deavas (04/22/2014) [-]
And you care why
#1371 to #1370 - Sunset ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
idk
#1375 to #1371 - Deavas (04/22/2014) [-]
"Idk"
-sunset
#1376 to #1375 - Sunset ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
sorry
#1367 - kokanum (04/21/2014) [-]
Remember: You're one of the sexiest people here
#1368 to #1367 - Deavas (04/21/2014) [-]
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#1360 - medewu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
oi, cheer up mate when you see this when you log on don't be a sad fag be a happy fag.
#1361 to #1360 - Deavas (04/17/2014) [-]
But still small penis fag
#1362 to #1361 - medewu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Eh, it's not about the size but how you use it... is what most people would say but having a big dick is pretty much amazing.
#1363 to #1362 - Deavas (04/17/2014) [-]
stfu
#1364 to #1363 - medewu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
<3 Deavas pls, I love you! you are like the only Jewish friend person that I know of.
#1365 to #1364 - Deavas (04/17/2014) [-]
thats irrelevant
#1366 to #1365 - medewu ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
;-;
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#1353 to #1352 - Deavas (04/13/2014) [-]
K
#1354 to #1353 - miscarriage (04/14/2014) [-]
davis help
#1355 to #1354 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
cant
#1356 to #1355 - miscarriage (04/14/2014) [-]
davis
#1357 to #1356 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
waht
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#1359 to #1358 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
Well I've gotten into steam now so I think I've officially kicked rs
#1320 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh hey.
When'd you get back?
#1322 to #1320 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
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ohai, few weeks ago. convinced addy to unban me. i do that a lot actually

and dat fukken gif, did you make that? i ******* love it
#1323 to #1322 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Got my snoop tunes on for inspiration too
#1324 to #1323 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
its really cool, thx mot :3
how you been
#1325 to #1324 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Good good.
I mean lifes pretty sweet so you know
#1326 to #1325 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
well thats good. and same here, everythings cool
#1321 to #1320 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
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TNGHT - Higher Ground & Drop It Like It's Hot (Cut Up Boys Mashup)
#1316 - anon (03/13/2014) [-]
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#1317 to #1316 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
thx
#1318 to #1317 - anon (03/14/2014) [-]
no probem?
no probem?
#1319 to #1318 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
no i do not actually. im thinking legitimtelyanon tho
#1333 to #1319 - anon (03/21/2014) [-]
No, that'd be me
#1329 to #1319 - anon (03/19/2014) [-]
Bitch, who do you think?
Bitch, who do you think?
#1330 to #1329 - Deavas (03/19/2014) [-]
i already said
if yuoure not him then the only other people i can think of who were anon are chosen and ambiguous
#1331 to #1330 - anon (03/21/2014) [-]
hoe, we have been friends on your other accounts bitch.    
   
I'm back on funnyjunk after being gone for 1 year and you don't remember me.    
   
**** you
hoe, we have been friends on your other accounts bitch.

I'm back on funnyjunk after being gone for 1 year and you don't remember me.

**** you
#1332 to #1331 - Deavas (03/21/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to remember who was friends on my other accounts, there were so many
and youre not even using a mascot i can recognize

swissy?
#1334 to #1332 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
You acctually made me sad now.   
   
I remember talking to you alot on here and now you don't remember me now. Even if you don't recognize my mascot or who I am it still hurts. we were tortellini brothers remember?   
   
I think i'll leave now, you have hurt me enough asshole.
You acctually made me sad now.

I remember talking to you alot on here and now you don't remember me now. Even if you don't recognize my mascot or who I am it still hurts. we were tortellini brothers remember?

I think i'll leave now, you have hurt me enough asshole.

#1335 to #1334 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
i have no idea what that means, tortellini brothers
and really how the **** am i supposed to remember someone i dont remember anything about
#1336 to #1335 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
guess you don't remember the time.

you have literally made me sad now.

bye dev

#1337 to #1336 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
guess i dont
how about ******* tell mr
#1339 to #1337 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
I might delete you from steam.

you made me sad enough to not wanna see you again.
#1340 to #1339 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
See now that's a good hint. That narrows it down a lot. That means you're either The God Slayer who I think is medewu', Cubeofrubik who I think is molestedbeggar', chosen, and grom'. None of which I was ever great friends with, or at least for over a year. And if you're not them then I can't think of who you are because everyone else on that list I still talk to, and none of them brings to mind tortellini brothers. Are you sure you've got the right user?
#1341 to #1340 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes I am,
-Deavas'
-jew
-dick problems

and we even talked alot both on steam and on here. and that you have forgotten that we are tortellini brothers really hurts me.
#1348 to #1341 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
why cant you just tell me who you are, i might remember tortellini brothers then sorry for anon, i am kill as you can see
the only people i talked to a lot on steam were poorlyred, seb, and molestedbeggar
and none of them were gone for a year
plus, if you were gone for a year, how the hell could i have you on steam
#1349 to #1348 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
I was literally not gone for one year, I've been gone for a couple of months. I still came on once in awhile and at one point you were talking about steam and you gave me your account to add you.

It doesn't matter anyways i might as well delete you, i come on here and been missing you and you don't even remember tortellini brothers.

bye dev
#1350 to #1349 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
Why can't you just tell me
Like holy **** I'm not very good with detective skills, I had to get a head mod to tell me who another anon was and I really don't think I'm in any position to be able to do that again
You can't just go away for months come back and expect me to remember you based on vague clues
You're being an over dramatic douchecunt and I don't think I wanna ******* deal with this anymore if you're gonna be so damn stubborn
So either tell me who you are or get the **** out
#1338 to #1337 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
no, **** you.

I don't like you anymore.

i missed talking to you and now when i'm back you don't remember me at all.

not even the word tortellini brother made you remember.

**** off
#1328 to #1319 - anon (03/18/2014) [-]
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#1294 - acemcgunner (03/12/2014) [-]
hey jew i'm a higher level lol
#1296 to #1294 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
uh, no youre not..?
#1297 to #1296 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes I am lol
#1298 to #1297 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
no youre not tho
#1299 to #1298 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes I am
Did you check?
#1300 to #1299 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
the only thi ng i see you higher thn me as is content and i havent uploaded since like 2012
#1301 to #1300 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Strings* you could post
#1302 to #1301 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
what
#1303 to #1302 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
***** I said I say you should post some ******* ****
#1304 to #1303 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
why would i do that
is that what you were comparing? content levels? thats ******* stupid
#1305 to #1304 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
You can do it
#1306 to #1305 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
no. i only post oc and i dont feel like making it
#1307 to #1306 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I make some of and repost plus art but nobody likes me
#1308 to #1307 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
cos youre a cunt is why
i make oc comics with ****** art drawn in ms paint and i still get fp cos i post quality ****. so if i dont feel like making oc, its gonna suck if i do make some
#1309 to #1308 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
K btw I also make Oc phone. Trys. To correct every little thing
#1310 to #1309 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
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english ************ do you speak it
#1312 to #1310 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
And yes I spreak English
#1311 to #1310 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
************ if my phone lets me
#1313 to #1311 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
here
www.funnyjunk.com/user/Deavas/1309#1309
take a sec read this
can you even interpret what the **** you justr said
#1314 to #1313 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes and the nsa can too
#1315 to #1314 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
k