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#419 - Mghn **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I remember the story of a guy who stood near a busy street wearing a sign saying "I CHEATED" because his wife caught him and that was his punishment.
#410 - Cannonflip **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I'd do it!
#408 - DeliriumSkeptor **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
A man walks into a local pub and proceeds to drink 13 pints of beer, one after the other. The completely drunken man takes a seat and begins to cry out loud so the local patrons walk over to him and say "You alright man? Whats the matter ?" The man replies, "I had my first blow job today!" The locals reply, "So why are you crying then?" The man replies, "I can't get the taste out of my mouth."
#294 - Complimenter **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Cool story, bro.
User avatar #258 - suicidalpedo (07/24/2010) [-]
this isn't punishment ........its more like bragging
User avatar #246 - tonyzepol (07/24/2010) [-]
Nice sandals, not!
#161 - fangirlhater (07/24/2010) [-]
hes smiling because he masturbates :D
+2
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#130 - SuperFag **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
LOL I can picture someone slowing down to read that and then crashing, and then whoever made him stand out there would have a price on their head.
#107 - ItWasForTehLulz **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
i wonder what fapping would feel like when high!
User avatar #114 to #107 - hitnrun (07/24/2010) [-]
its nothing epic or anything its just normal fapping
#120 to #114 - Rascal (07/24/2010) [-]
dont do it it kills your high
#117 to #114 - kangarooster **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
except you get tired 2 minutes into it
User avatar #20 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (07/24/2010) [-]
He got 150 thumbs as punishment.

But seriously he smoked pot and that was his only punishment, anyone who gives a **** probably already knew.
User avatar #459 - halobro (07/25/2010) [-]
**halobro rolls 454,375,274** trips and i'll by a justin beiber album and set it on fire and upload vid
User avatar #245 - bbtheman (07/24/2010) [-]
i was a little dissapointed by the level of epicness...i expected something more or "better" for some reason
#101 - Rascal (07/24/2010) [-]
thatd be the easiest punishment ever. my dad would probably tie me to my bed and whip me for the rest of my life if i smoked weed D:
User avatar #105 to #101 - RyanUndead (07/24/2010) [-]
then tell you that you where being bad and told you the safe word was "Montana".
#46 - Rascal (07/24/2010) [-]
Since when did we start using the term "fapping"? I think i know what it means since you used it in a sentence, but when and where did this come out?
#72 to #46 - HardcoreNecro **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
It was created on steam in the l4d2 boycott ban chatroom a long ass time ago to describe the sound one makes while masturbating, it spread to sites like 4chan and funnyjunk, created by a user named "Player 1"
#55 to #46 - OneBadassDude **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
I've been saying fapping for quite a while now silly anon, best keep up
#368 - Subaz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
**Subaz rolls 360,528,535** Doubles and You choose the punishment. That's right. YOU!
#370 to #368 - Subaz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
**Subaz rolls 612,068,828** ...Consequences will never be the same.


I dun goofed
User avatar #375 to #370 - DoctorDinosaur (07/25/2010) [-]
Watch any movie with Sarah Jessica Parker.
User avatar #383 to #375 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
NO. You be quiet.
User avatar #385 to #383 - DoctorDinosaur (07/25/2010) [-]
**DoctorDinosaur rolls 636,963,010** If doubles, you have to jack off with a cheese grater instead.
User avatar #388 to #385 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
fail roll
User avatar #391 to #388 - DoctorDinosaur (07/25/2010) [-]
It would appear that Lady Luck doesn't want you to have a cheesy dick. Good day.
User avatar #392 to #391 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
good day to you as well, sir.
User avatar #424 to #392 - GrantImahara (07/25/2010) [-]
**GrantImahara rolls 87** doubles and YOU masturbate with a cheese grater.
User avatar #425 to #424 - GrantImahara (07/25/2010) [-]
You were one number from having a grated dick.
User avatar #433 to #425 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
i just cut it that close
User avatar #373 to #370 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
masturbate with a cheese grater
#374 to #373 - Subaz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Impossible. Choose another one
User avatar #379 to #374 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
it's totally possible and i chose to make you jack off with a cheese shredder.
#381 to #379 - Subaz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
But my penis does not want to be grated up like cheese.
User avatar #382 to #381 - TheGman (07/25/2010) [-]
well you shouldn't have rolled doubles.
#201 - AlienAntFarm **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
This is pathetic, how did it get to the front?
#203 to #201 - TheStickDiver **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Look at the comments. Your probably the only one who doesn't seem to find it funny. If you don't like it thumb it down and leave, don't gun down everyone else's moment.

HONK HONK
#295 - Ownagetbh **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
YEA!!!!!!!! ERIC IN A COUPLE HOURS THIS WILL BE #1 ON THE FRONT PAGE. I KNEW IT WOULD BE FROM THE SECOND YOU POSTED IT.
THIS IS LEGIT, ITS YOUR BEST POST. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS KID.
#309 to #295 - Yiuo **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
woah guys, don't neg ownage him and I are friends IRL with thestickdiver and ownage just likes to yell and be annoying so yea...let him be....
#311 to #309 - Yiuo **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
he*
#235 - Dogie **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
I gave you youre 900th thumb so ican has a dedication plox?
User avatar #243 to #235 - MouldyBananas (07/24/2010) [-]
pl0x *
#216 - Nomercypercy (07/24/2010) [-]
I remember when things on funnyjunk were original. Couldn't anyone just make that sign, get a picture of them outside, then post on funyjunk for thumbs? But idk, it could just be me.
#230 to #216 - Rascal (07/24/2010) [-]
Wait so a pic taken with a camera is not original but a pic made with MS paint is.
****
LOGIC
#268 to #216 - SuperDerp **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
If you care so much then do1 Dont bitch cause your to lazy to make funny content
#219 to #216 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/24/2010) [-]
this is the most original thing i have seen in the past 3 days its not a comic, not a rant, not hating on people, or about pokemon
#223 to #219 - Nomercypercy (07/24/2010) [-]
also not funny but im sure this site is filled with 10 year olds who laugh at alot of ********
#226 to #223 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/24/2010) [-]
i agree there isnt a whole lot that is funny but i rather see stuff like this than comics and rants
#228 to #226 - Nomercypercy (07/24/2010) [-]
I somewhat agree but im getting annoyed by this site never making me laugh
User avatar #244 to #228 - MouldyBananas (07/24/2010) [-]
then GTFO. Nobody makes you come here... do they? *x-files music*
#429 to #244 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/25/2010) [-]
Go troll somewhere else little kid adults are talking
User avatar #544 to #429 - MouldyBananas (07/25/2010) [-]
Was I speaking to you? No. So stop whining and shut the **** up, sir.
#545 to #544 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/25/2010) [-]
who said i was a male
User avatar #548 to #545 - MouldyBananas (07/25/2010) [-]
Your profile. >_>
#549 to #548 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/25/2010) [-]
Are you like stalking me?
User avatar #550 to #549 - MouldyBananas (07/25/2010) [-]
No, I checked after you said "who said i was male". *giggle*
#552 to #550 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/25/2010) [-]
if you liked me you coulda just said so
User avatar #553 to #552 - MouldyBananas (07/25/2010) [-]
Oh, you. ;D
#554 to #553 - TheInfamousDrizzel (07/25/2010) [-]
lol i have a magic ability to piss people off and then make them happy again XD
#222 to #216 - Patchers (07/24/2010) [-]
This is legitimately funny, who the **** cares?
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