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#57 - mytwocents

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(07/17/2017) [-]

she is like: "pls let it be white, pls let it be white, pls let it be white at least, ..."

#61 to #57 - renegadesquash

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(07/17/2017) [-]

I didn't know black licorice came in BBC form. Good to know.

#85 to #61 - skebaba

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(07/17/2017) [-]

They have XXXL licorice already, so I don't know what you are talking about.

#13 - anon id: d96acd1c

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Sadly, people use the word sterile when they are close, but not 100% sterile, which is silly. You hear of men using ivf saying "yeah im sterile" but clearly not if IVF is a viable option, its just their chance of conceiving naturally is really really low.

#33 to #13 - anon id: 765629ed

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Sterile in the organic sense is too long to say and would lead to further explanation than simply saying i'm sterile

#6 - mustaches

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(07/17/2017) [-]

My dad told my mom he was sterile and a couple years later my older brother popped out. That's when my mom learned not to trust everything my crazy father says.

#62 to #6 - sesshii

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(07/17/2017) [-]

It happens not too often when the father becomes fertile again.
Often to do with weight problems.

#12 to #6 - vortexrain

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(07/17/2017) [-]

My mom was retarded enough to think that she couldn't get pregnant the first time. My sister was born not too long after they were married.

#32 to #6 - migaelz

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(07/17/2017) [-]

well, there have been cases where men have been sterilized and still give children. I think there was a case of a guy making his wife pregnant 5 times. and yes, blood tests revealed he WAS the father. (they needed blood tests for a lawsuit against the doctor, to get him to pay a small bit of child support as the parents couldn't handle the kids)
Still rare as **** though :/

#42 to #32 - numbertwozeldafan

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(07/17/2017) [-]

IS THAT A GODDAMNED ************* TIT-SLAPPING .HACK AVATAR? FROM LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT NO LESS? ******* GOD DAMN SKIPPY

#36 to #32 - mustaches

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Not the case with my dad, he never got checked but just assumed he was for some weird reason. I told my grandma and she scolded him so there was a nice laugh for my mom and I.

#102 - epiclootcosplay

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(07/17/2017) [-]

"Buckle up, bitch."

#99 - zekain

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(07/17/2017) [-]

The girks message is directed at the guy holding the camera.

#31 - logintoveiwthislin

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(07/17/2017) [-]

**logintoveiwthislin used "*roll picture*"**
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#81 - rubusguy

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(07/17/2017) [-]

#67 - deades

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(07/17/2017) [-]

So I always had this idea.

What if dudes hijacked the relationship this way. Completely legal since most laws are written for biological fathers. Stateside USA anyways.

Blue mountain state gave me this idea. Idk how plausible but the ridiculousness always made me laugh.

So lol change/ exchange your sperm with another's and Impregnate any bitch you want. Not your sperm. Not your problem. Oh paternity test for child support? Eat a million dicks. Lol. Literally not the father but you got the bitch pregnant.

#78 to #67 - lampmountaindew

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(07/17/2017) [-]

you can be lumped with fatherhood. all she has to do is put your name down on the birth certificate. a DNA test is actually your buddy.

#77 to #67 - anon id: 05c6710a

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(07/17/2017) [-]

>since most laws are written for biological fathers

"...or assumed the role of the father..." it usually says, which in practice means "it could have been you, and you acted like it might have been you."

#100 to #67 - captainprincess

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Some people see no value in not being degenerate scum

#68 to #67 - zzrotter

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(07/17/2017) [-]

You're goimg full Cuck right here.

#88 to #68 - mondominiman

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Cuck is letting some other dude bang your girl. Hes saying taking a sample and getting your girl pregnant knowing full well you're gonna dump her. Just as a means to ruin her life

#96 to #88 - cookiecoketwo

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(07/17/2017) [-]

Which is a ******** thing to do

#115 - mangyblacksheep

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(07/17/2017) [-]

It's going to be a fun day in court.

#37 - saltyfries

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