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#49 - CarlTheHobo
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(05/30/2010) [-]
even on a straight road, the character driving must swerve repeatably.
there is always a good twin and a bad twin
when paying for taxi's you don't need to look in your wallet, just pull out money and it will be exact change,
electric fences strong enough to kill a T.rex wouldn't hurt an eight year old kid, dogs always bark at bad dudes,
#48 - SirBanana **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
My penis feels like corn.
#65 to #48 - JackDaLad **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
i smell a troll.




oh no its your corn
#47 - PedoHunter
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(05/30/2010) [-]
ahaahah XD
that wat happen in orr acshion moveys!!
#44 - blawness
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(05/30/2010) [-]
every single vin diesel plot. > "an infamous crimanal or terrorist group has killed one of my family members wich has brought me on a journey where i get revenge on this person(s) where a i make a dear freind in" the process of so >:l


vin diesel is ****
#46 to #44 - McCockAFucker
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(05/30/2010) [-]
you forgot to put *THE* before ******
#43 - shapow
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(05/30/2010) [-]
this is only for the boring action movies, there are a few different ones, but still, basic rules for big movies always works.
#42 - JDTheWhite
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(05/30/2010) [-]
#41 - anon
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(05/30/2010) [-]
"clips"

twice

WHAT THE ****
#40 - ryleh
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(05/30/2010) [-]
i assume this was original so THUMBS FOR YOU!!!! :D and it was funny regardless so....
#39 - TheEvan **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
I think every action movie should have at least one scene where a giant monkey cock slaps some planes out of the sky.
#38 - jbones
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(05/30/2010) [-]
I like how it said they killed his cat and it says meow in the background.
#36 - Akatsua **User deleted account**
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#54 to #36 - ThoseLilBastards
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(05/30/2010) [-]
I believe its 409.
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#156 to #155 - ThoseLilBastards
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(05/31/2010) [-]
Still gotta love bullet.
I'm seeing them in September, fyea.
#35 - anon
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(05/30/2010) [-]
Content thief.
#34 - the lone flagger
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(05/30/2010) [-]
if you hide behind a wooden desk with 10 guys shooting AK-47's at you you will be perfectly protected for they are terrible shots.
a hero getting shot at by 15 men will always ALWAYS kill every single one with a handgun
#33 - anon
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(05/30/2010) [-]
Name That Reference!

The thing is they all had TWO DAYS BEFORE RETIREMENT!!!
#32 - hippychicka **User deleted account**
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(05/30/2010) [-]
You forgot that all the villians are in some way or shape deformed. You had a cut on the monolog villina tho, so good job on that.
#31 - SeanHere
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(05/30/2010) [-]
lol it was to much reading
#30 - giggleassasin
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(05/30/2010) [-]
dont forget the frickin sharks/seabass with frickin lazer beams on their fricken heads
#37 to #30 - FuHypnoBear
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(05/30/2010) [-]
Seabass? o.O
#29 - anon
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(05/30/2010) [-]
Vin Diesel is a ******* tool.
#28 - Monopolus
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(05/30/2010) [-]
Who knew ice cream was a flammable explosive?