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User avatar #78 - lordnakraaz (07/06/2014) [-]
I remember my asshole math teacher asking "Do you even know calculus?"
And with the biggest ******* smirk across my face I said "Yes,I know him quite well,good guy."
He than proceeded to hate me for the remainder of the school year.
User avatar #76 - srskate (07/06/2014) [-]
... but it aint ****** hard!
#74 - thorwic (07/06/2014) [-]
When I worked as a manager for a small company I interviewed candidates for an office assistant job, where they obviously would use Word/Excel and a computer; it was all in the requirements. I would ask if they could used Word/Excel, and if they said yes I would be like great come on to the front (reception) and show me a quick demo. One guy was like, "Yeah, sounds good" and walked out of my office and straight out the door.
#69 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
when i was a little ******
15 years old or something
was in a small company, and i told the boss i dont have lot
of exp, but i know a little bit about the hardware of a pc and i can use word and that stuff
he says yeah thats all you need for this job here, you can start tomorrow
next day i come in, he says i shoul hurry and do the bookkeeping
mfw
2 weeks later he fired me
User avatar #68 - littleliz (07/06/2014) [-]
so my husband and i made my resume a year ago. i finally move in and i hand them out not remembering what it said. "good with computers" i apply for a hotel maid and hes asking me if im good with computers. so i assumed he was misunderstanding of what job i wanted and i was confused and i ended looking like a jackass who cant turn on a computer. he had the biggest look of doubt on his face. i tried to explain it was a misunderstanding but it was to late.
User avatar #61 - pokemonstheshiz (07/06/2014) [-]
Dude, general knowledge of Office programs is like some elementary level **** . How do people have jobs with computers and not know how to do that?
#58 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
Sounds more like the start to a cheesy porno
#51 - anon (07/06/2014) [-]
Took a class on how to work with microsoft office. Word and Powerpoint were easy, Excel was ok but I didn't retain much from it, and Outlook I just didn't even bother to put that piece of **** in my resume

The interviewer asked me to show him and he was impressed since many of the applicants lied about it and he said it was a crusial feature for the job

I haven't used it once yet, and i've been working for 2 months now -_-
User avatar #40 - pocketstooheavy ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
lol. Excel peasants.
User avatar #42 to #40 - herbolifee (07/06/2014) [-]
What would you recommend instead?
User avatar #60 to #42 - mentlgen (07/06/2014) [-]
Excel Mac, of course.

Silly Mac plebeian.
User avatar #36 - mhden (07/06/2014) [-]
Formula ? You mean Functions right ? Because if you are referring to the Math formulas that do absolutely nothing , then that is one dump interviewer .
User avatar #11 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
I can AutoSum.
User avatar #5 - captinchikin (07/05/2014) [-]
I remember enough of that, I'd probably be okay in that situation
User avatar #1 - Nahyon ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
={If[xxx]]:{then[xxx]}
User avatar #2 to #1 - kingdaniel (07/05/2014) [-]
Dude, wtf are you talking about is that some kind of formula?
User avatar #4 to #2 - wcpapier (07/05/2014) [-]
start excel and find out
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