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#646 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i've imagined a fantasy where vel'koz is using me as a sex toy to gain knowledge about the human race
i think about that a lot
#1168 to #646 - sovietghost
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i dont know who vel'koz  is but that image you made me imagine arouses me  a lot
i dont know who vel'koz is but that image you made me imagine arouses me a lot

#1170 to #1168 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
the pic i posted is vel'koz, he's a badass champion from league of legends. part of the reason i was excited for his release was knowing the r34 that would come from it
it also doesn't help that i like the way his voice sounds
#1175 to #1170 - sovietghost
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(06/28/2014) [-]
yup, i googled vel'koz and r34 poped up
#1172 to #1170 - sovietghost
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#1178 to #1172 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i once had a dream where my boyfriend randomly had clear jelly-like tentacles for hands
it was awesome
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#1695 - habasparkz ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Me and my aunt ****** in my mothers house.
#1745 to #1695 - mcmental
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#1787 to #1745 - habasparkz ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
The worst part is, my mother and aunt are twins.
#1925 to #1787 - mcmental
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(06/30/2014) [-]
No ***** given.
#1792 to #1787 - BluFlynn
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ew... story?
#1814 to #1792 - habasparkz ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Not much to tell. She and her husband "Broke up" (still married, just waiting for divorce papers) so she is stayed at my moms house, cause, ya know they're sisters. My aunt needed a room to stay in so she took mine. Walked in on her changing one day, she looked at me, I looked at her. Next thing I know we were ******.
#1872 to #1814 - oubliette
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(06/29/2014) [-]
the ol "Look n ****"
classic
#1732 to #1695 - vivify
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Nice.
#1537 - Harkonnen
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I tested positive for syphilis once, having no symptoms at all. I got treated for it (3 injections of penicillin into my thigh over 3 weeks). When I went back in to see if it was completely gone after 3 months, the antibody test came out negative when it is supposed to be positive for the rest of my life. We do the test again. negative again. The first test was a false positive...>mfw I was treated for syphilis for nothing
I tested positive for syphilis once, having no symptoms at all. I got treated for it (3 injections of penicillin into my thigh over 3 weeks). When I went back in to see if it was completely gone after 3 months, the antibody test came out negative when it is supposed to be positive for the rest of my life. We do the test again. negative again. The first test was a false positive...>mfw I was treated for syphilis for nothing
#1544 to #1537 - icefried
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It was just penicillin for ***** sake, don't be such a little bitch.
It's better to err on the side of caution.
#1554 to #1544 - Harkonnen
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah but it was intramuscular so it was hard to walk for 3 weeks because your glutes lock up. also, thinking I had syphilis for months was worse than the treatment
#1213 - jakjakisbak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I've tried to kill myself 3 times and the only people that knows this is a co worker,my doctor and a psychologist. That was 3 years ago. I'm now on meds because I wanted to kill myself a few months ago. My parents don't know any of this.
#1218 to #1213 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Please stay strong, man.
I refer to this whenever suicide crosses my mind at all
#1234 to #1218 - ledane
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(06/28/2014) [-]
a random dude posted this to me after I tried to kill myself, was really glad someone did, it showed me that somewhere, someone did care for me
#1955 to #1213 - spartica
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i also second what thasuperpimp says if you need to talk we are here.
#1240 to #1213 - thasuperpimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Drop me a message if you ever feel like this again bro. Sometimes talking about it can make you feel a lot better.
#1216 to #1213 - vaporwing
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Cheer up buddy. We here at FJ are your friends that will always be here for you.  No need to end your beautiful life.   I love you
Cheer up buddy. We here at FJ are your friends that will always be here for you. No need to end your beautiful life. I love you
#1219 to #1216 - jakjakisbak
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Thank you Thankfully the meds I'm on now lets me think more clearly.
#1821 to #1219 - vaporwing
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(06/29/2014) [-]
I second what thasuperpimp said. You need to talk, hit me up.  (Here's some cool colors and ****)
I second what thasuperpimp said. You need to talk, hit me up. (Here's some cool colors and ****)
#852 - flufflepuff
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I'm judging all of you.
I'm judging all of you.
#737 - dubstepforme
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone
#816 to #737 - ApocalypseKing
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(06/28/2014) [-]
by far the best confession ive seen
by far the best confession ive seen
#676 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I sometimes use the bidet to shove a lot of water up my butt after I poo. The feeling of constipation juxtaposed by the immediate relief of ******** out poo water makes me feel good. I am not proud...
#682 to #676 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i enjoy the feeling of pooping, and sometimes i'll specifically wait until i can barely hold it just to relish the relief from finally getting it out of my system
#689 to #682 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
common theme of something about feeling good while pooping amongst all dudes
#691 to #689 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i'm a lady so maybe enjoying the feeling of pooping is universal
#693 to #691 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh yea it seems like it, never really discussed pooping with a girl so i just assumed u were a dude haha
#697 to #693 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
no problem man
i've had problems with my digestive system and colon my whole life, so i'm not real ashamed to talk about ****
#707 to #697 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Oh im sorry.  Jokes aside, how difficult has it been? Sorry about the image, i couldn't resist
Oh im sorry. Jokes aside, how difficult has it been? Sorry about the image, i couldn't resist
#1060 to #697 - schurftinator
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I know exactly how you feel. Eventually you get to the point that you have diarrhea so often you might as well joke about it to friends, rather than being ashamed of it the whole time.
I've discovered with me that it might have to do with what I eat, but I don't think I am allergic to anything. Some days my ass will explode after I've had milk products, other days it won't. Probably just have sensitive bowels or something, dunno.
#1165 to #1060 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
yep. sometimes i have no problem eating certain types of food, the next it's just living hell. and it didn't help that i'm already an anxious person, so never knowing when you're going to have diarrhea and wondering if you can make it to the next exit before you have to make the driver pull over.

just holy ****, i'm so glad it's gotten better. i have no idea why it got better, but i'm not complaining
#1500 to #1165 - jukuku
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(06/28/2014) [-]
IBS is strongly related to anxiety and stress. High carb foods can be a trigger as well as foods that produce a lot of gas, like onions.

You're also in the high-risk group due to anxiety.
#1292 to #1165 - schurftinator
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Man I'm glad for you it got better. It's better for me compared to a few years back, but sometimes it can still just strike at unexpected moments. And then there is no holding it up or waiting, it's like you say wondering if you can even make it to the next exit. **** has made me lose front row positions at concerts for example as I had to run for the toilet, it can get ******* frustrating.
#1295 to #1292 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i really wish i knew if there was some secret to making it better cuz i'd tell you without a second thought. i don't wish the kind of problems i had even on my worst enemies. i've had days where i had to warn a high school teacher that i may suddenly get up and run out of the room in the middle of an exam. thank god my stomach got better before i got to college. i doubt a college teacher would've let me leave like that
#706 to #697 - Indoknight
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#708 to #706 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
it used to be really bad. i once ate completely veggie sushi rolls on prom night, only to make the limo stop at a gas station (limo full of my friends) where they had to wait for over twenty minutes while my stomach tried to crawl out of my anus.
i've had to **** in the woods while high off dxm. i actually **** myself a little before i decided it was time to tell my sister so she could muster up some form of toilet paper since nobody expected anybody to take a ****. i ended up having diarrhea in the woods instead of studying birds.
i've eaten bbq pork at a mall and then had to make my mom pull over on the side of a busy road so i could waddle into the best covered area and take a ****. i got some smeared on my shorts and the van smelled and nobody said anything about it, everybody was just silent the whole drive home
#710 to #708 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
damn, so are you a lot better now? has anyone figured out the cause of your digestive problems?
#713 to #710 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i'd say i'm a lot better. i actually can't remember the last time i had diarrhea, which is like a miracle because i've spewed brown lava to the point of where my asshole was raw and puckered.
nobody could ever figure out what was wrong with me. i tried immodium, i tried other drugs doctors reccommended, i had some scan to check out my digestive tract, i went to see a specialist. i feel like they just labeled it as IBS because they feel patients need a label and they didn't know what else to call it
#719 to #713 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
>brown lava
#723 to #719 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
the horrible part is that's an actual description
my family fostered dogs at one point, and this poor pup named tank had diarrhea often like me so naturally we bonded. one day it was especially bad, just multiple times throughout the whole day until his asshole was swollen and raw. i took a good long look and it and it was just like "my god...that's what it looks like. that's what mine's looked like"
#847 to #723 - independantnight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Oh boy, that reminds me of my days working at a kennel. You do not want to meet a Great Dane with Stress Colitis!
#729 to #723 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sorry for laughing, hope i didn't offend u
#732 to #729 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh no dude, i've laughed at myself about it
i ain't offended. **** happens huehue
#717 to #713 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
well that's good, im glad for you.
So u a student? Grown up with job?
#725 to #717 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
kek i've never had a job in my life. hopefully i'll be getting a job when college starts. i'm gonna be a junior
#733 to #725 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
im currently a junior in college, studying chemical engineering. have u picked out a college/major? u takin AP's?
#736 to #733 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ecology and evolutionary biology
i took two AP classes in high school so that got come credit knocked out of the way
#738 to #736 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
oh cool. I think you're my first FJ friend on here. Wanna periodically chat and talk about life and "****"? huehue back
#741 to #738 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sounds like a plan man
#746 to #741 - Indoknight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
sweet, i sent u a friend invite. I'm probably gonna jerk it and go to bed, nice meetin u!
#613 - sweetsighlullaby
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was molested as a kid and was raped my freshman year of college, but I still have fantasies about forced sex. I didn't enjoy being raped, but I feel like, because I have a small fetish for it, that my rape wasn't valid...
#638 to #613 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I have pretty much the exact same situation you do. When I was a kid I was raped by one of my older brothers (3 years older and I was 9 so he was 12) then when I was 12 one of my brothers friends tried to rape me but my brother stopped him (I have two brothers and it was my oldest brother who was 19 at this point and it was his friend).
Yet now it's many years later, and I have a rape fetish. I think the fact you DO have control over it even if it doesn't feel like it, is why it can't possibly invalidate your rapes.
#619 to #613 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i have a rape fetish, but i was anally raped
for me, the hot aspect is knowing that you actually want it and the guy knows that. with anal, i didn't want it and the guy knew it so i wasn't turned on by it.
just because you have a rape fantasy doesn't make your rape less valid and please don't ever try and dismiss your feelings because of your fetish.
#868 to #619 - chimpaflimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Wait...were you actually raped or is that part of a fantasy thing?
#1177 to #868 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i was sort of raped.
sometimes i feel bad calling it that because i did initially agree to it, and i don't wanna be seen as one of those women who just call rape left and right. but i wanted to stop because it ****** hurt and i told him so, but he just kept going saying that it would feel better. it never did. eventually he got frustrated that he couldn't get inside so he just decided to quit and i made a beeline for the bathroom because something didn't feel right. there was a little blood, not enough to be something serious but i wasn't used to blood coming from my ass so i got really scared. i went back into the room and told him, and all i got was a half-hearted "oh. sorry."
#1773 to #1177 - chimpaflimp
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Either he had a dick like a pint glass or you have an arsehole as elastic as a house brick.
#1810 to #1773 - iamsammich
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(06/28/2014) [-]
well he didn't use any lube and didn't slowly work to trying to jam his dick in there
#1890 to #1810 - chimpaflimp
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(06/29/2014) [-]
Didn't use any lube? Perhaps try to find blokes whose brains are more complex than, say, an aubergine.
#1898 to #1890 - iamsammich
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(06/29/2014) [-]
yeah, he'd been bugging me for sex and i didn't want to do it so i said i didn't want to risk getting pregnant, so then he started bugging me for anal. and i didn't really have a reason to say no so i said yes. i guess he thought spit would be okay? he wasn't very smart
#595 - ethkot
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I agree to Terms and Conditions without actually reading them
#590 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I hate myself for this, but I enjoy underage sexual pictures. I'm also underage which doesn't exactly mean I'm a pedo though. Sorry guys.
>inb4 fbi
>inb4 go back to /b/
#885 to #590 - trollzoll ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
YFW
YFW
#591 to #590 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's called being a Lolicon, perfectly normal, join the club.
#599 to #591 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
That makes me feel a bit better knowing it's normal.
#601 to #599 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Not like you are a pedo or anything, Flat is justice, and little girls are cute.
Glad I could help.
#827 to #601 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
It's not pedo or anything, you just like to get off to pictures of underaged girls... wait...
#829 to #827 - zomaru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Got something to say?
#1600 to #590 - coolcalx
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(06/28/2014) [-]
if you mean post-pubescent, that's absolutely normal.

if you mean pre-pubescent, that is a disorder.
#135 - unlithe
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(06/27/2014) [-]
one time <insert sappy story about meeting some perfect girl and falling in love> <insert second part about jealousy, bad circumstances, and other things> and i'd like to take a minute to just sit right here i'll tell about how i became the prince of a town called bel air
#88 - unbankordinski ONLINE
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I watched porn before I was 18
#15 - fitemeirlbro
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(06/27/2014) [-]
i was phone
#1 - gtocforyou
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(06/27/2014) [-]
#1559 - iLime
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I once went on the disneychannel website with asking my parents permission.
#1125 - BrayBoy
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I shot the deputy
#1141 to #1125 - heartbleed
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(06/28/2014) [-]
But did you shoot the sheriff?
#1174 to #1141 - BrayBoy
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Nah, some guy high off is balls calling himself "buffalo soldier" did
#860 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I have made a habit of anal masturbation.
#440 - Rammencup
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ive been sucked off my a trany
#454 to #440 - pointblankhits
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#115 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I've watched a ton of beastiality porn.
#141 to #115 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
i have too
you're not alone
#1809 to #141 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Only if it's furry bruh. Otherwise I dislike it.
#264 to #115 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Me too
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#884 to #115 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I get turned on by horse pussy
#921 to #115 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i see no problems here
#1319 to #115 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Me too dude
#1430 to #115 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
need links NAO
#1712 to #1430 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
psst....
You need to login to view this link
it's better if you make an account because they have bonus videos every day that are pretty good

#926 to #115 - hasinvadedyou
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(06/28/2014) [-]
all these ******* pussy ass anons! they don't realize you're already anon via username. Anyways i dont get turned on by animals i get turned by on by seeing the women get degraded by animals it took me a while to realize why i enjoyed it. Though i havent watched the real stuff in years if i come across some on gelbooru and its hot ill get off to it.
#1035 to #926 - khajiithaswares
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Some people have irl friends on this website, so i'm sure they don't feel comfortable telling their secrets using their account.
#58 - goldenfairy
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I didn't tell this to any real life friends but some people do know.
When I was a kid I was friendly with few girls and one of them kept jumping in front of me as I rode the bike. One time I was done with it and didn't turn away hitting her at 20+ km/h. Didn't see any of them since then.