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#938 - envinite
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I don't seed my torrent   
   
   
 only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
I don't seed my torrent


only porn torrent cuz I always take my laptop to class and torrent with wifi there
#882 - zombiepipboy
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(06/28/2014) [-]
so many people having sex with their cousins...
so many people having sex with their cousins...
#765 - hudge
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I don't pursue (romantic) relationships because I think I'm incapable of maintaining one. This is compounded by extreme self-loathing and issues with body-image.
#804 to #765 - Proximity
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(06/28/2014) [-]
On the up side, you're someone's fetish

Amputee, skin issue, fat, what?
There's a lot of people that'd love to get funky with the body you've got

I'm probably one of them
I'm definitely one of them
#1754 - zeldamasterace
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys   
   
i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every ******* day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this ****. recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so ******* pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. ****.    
   
but you guys make me laugh. so yea   
   
<gif related, how i feel most days
i don't know if this counts cuz others know, but not you guys

i'm adopted and it haunts me everyday. literally every ******* day. my birth mom died when i was young, grew up getting bullied, now i'm mentally unstable due to all this ****. recently i found out the rest of my birth family is probably dead, (i don't communicate with them) due to a huge storm that went through where they lived. and to make it worse, my adoptive parents don't understand my feelings at all. Most of my talks with them is just about how i don't meet their expectations. which kills me inside. for the most part i don't care what anyone else says to me but when my adoptive parents say "we wish we could've raised you differently" it makes me so ******* pissed off. like i'm literally a mistake that shouldn't have happened, raised in a place that i'm not accepted and forced to live a life i never asked for. and all the while i'm too much of a pussy to off myself. ****.

but you guys make me laugh. so yea

<gif related, how i feel most days
#1767 to #1754 - mazdaes
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I was adopted when I was very young. I'm in my late twenties now and I have never sought out my birth parents or any of my birth family. My parents were extremely hard on me growing up but now, as an adult, I understand why they were. I mean, I literally hated both of them. But now, I have a halfway decent relationship with them both. To be honest, I never thought of them as not my parents. They went through all of the long process to adopt a child, and they never once made me feel like I wasn't theirs. But I can understand the suicidal thoughts, I had them at 19 or 20 myself. And I've heard parents say to their children "we should have raised you better", adopted or not. If you want to talk more about it pm me. I could be wrong, but you strike me as a younger person. And for me, things didn't get better until after I moved out and got my own place. That's when I found out who I really was and that's when I finally got comfortable in my own skin.
#1770 to #1754 - mazdaes
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(06/28/2014) [-]
And also, I got picked on every Damn day of my life for being overweight. Not that I was hugely overweight, but I was always about 40-50 pounds heavier than I should be. The day it stopped? First day of baseball tryouts some upper classman called me fatty. I was finally sick of it, turned around and popped the kid right in the face. I never got made fun of after that.
#1937 to #1754 - phudgepacker
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(07/01/2014) [-]
wow dont ever let anyone tell you what to do with your life or let what they think bother you, especially parents. i know you are in a different situation than most people, but you can and will control your own life if you commit to it. regardless of all the other ****
#1759 to #1754 - mcmental
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Rob a bank. If you get away with it, you'll have some money to escape with. If you dont get away, suicide by cops. Win-Win.
#1763 to #1761 - mcmental
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Yea, I'm considering it myself.
#1778 to #1763 - finalfantasymaster
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ive thought of certain violent things and plans, and ive built certain torture devices never used them so chill but i never thought about killing myself that way, sure ive tried and failed but never thought about just ******* with the cops, if i were to do that i would go down with someone who deservse it, i dont know kill a bunch of assholes the kill youself...
#1939 to #1778 - zeldamasterace
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(07/01/2014) [-]
like for real though, thats one of the issues of being like intelligent and lazy. yea i could think up all these dubious plots to do stupid **** to get back at people but eventually i just sit down and look at everything and realize, &quot;i'm just not motivated enough to do all this ****&quot; bahahaha   
   
&lt;gif related, usually what i decide to do instead
like for real though, thats one of the issues of being like intelligent and lazy. yea i could think up all these dubious plots to do stupid **** to get back at people but eventually i just sit down and look at everything and realize, "i'm just not motivated enough to do all this ****" bahahaha

<gif related, usually what i decide to do instead
#1943 to #1939 - finalfantasymaster
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(07/01/2014) [-]
finally someone who understands!
finally someone who understands!
#1950 to #1943 - zeldamasterace
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(07/02/2014) [-]
let's make a club!   
   
or think about making a club.   
   
let's not make a club...
let's make a club!

or think about making a club.

let's not make a club...
#1402 - WootBoot
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(06/28/2014) [-]
when my roommate really pisses me off i stick my finger up my butthole and lather my pungent butt juice along the rim off his coffee mugs
#1419 to #1402 - skullball
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#586 - Zaxplab
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I think Nickleback is okay.
I think Nickleback is okay.
#133 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I've never ever had a relationship with anyone. I'm 24, never had a girlfriend and never had sex. Relatively beta self-esteem.
#157 to #133 - zomitlu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
But you're scienceexplain

You're a genius, you ain't got time for that

"Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks"

Cherish this phrase for it may save your life some day
#158 to #157 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I wish I had time for that. I would drop it all for a relationship, honestly.
#439 to #158 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
When I wasn't in a relationship I thought I'd function much better with a supportive woman.
Now I am in a relationship and I'm still the same, sometimes I catch myself thinking it's her fault for distracting me!
The grass is always greener on the other side. The first battle you win is with yourself.
#160 to #158 - zomitlu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
All that knowledge for a relationship

I would drop everything I have for knowledge
#161 to #160 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I don't imagine you have much then. Love is 1st, knowledge is 2nd. At least, for me it is.
#172 to #161 - zomitlu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
What about power?
#174 to #172 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Knowledge IS power, my friend.
#176 to #174 - zomitlu
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Heh

I guess
#138 to #133 - iamsammich
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(06/27/2014) [-]
i'm not a virgin, but i wish i would've waited. i actually wish i'd never dated anybody but my current boyfriend. my previous relationships ****** up my perspective and trust and i could've avoided it if i'd never dated anyone except my current guy
#148 to #138 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
You sound like, from what else I've seen, your life is pretty ****** or at least was with family and romantic relationships. We all have hurdles to tackle or whatever phrase you want to use, so I really hope yours go great and that mine do too.
#165 to #148 - iamsammich
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(06/27/2014) [-]
my current relationship is going really well. it just sucks knowing that i could've prevented a lot of my trust issues and anxiety if i'd just been able to say no to a guy asking me out. or saying no to other things. it makes me angry to think that there's a good chance i'll never enjoy anal because my previous boyfriend kind of raped me i initially agreed (reluctantly) but then wanted to stop because it hurt and i told him so
#173 to #165 - sciencexplain
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Wow, that's... That's horrible. It's important that people in general just learn to say no and stand up for themselves. I'm sorry that happened to you. But as long as you're happy now, maybe you can see past it and not let it pain you too much.
#892 to #173 - trollzoll ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
*tips fedora* just kidding
#944 to #892 - sciencexplain
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I thought white knights showered women with affection and compliments. That was just proving I'm not a robot with no emotion.
#1298 to #892 - reapermaster
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(06/28/2014) [-]
wow i loved that game
#196 to #138 - pointblankhits
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#1635 - meuandme
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I love a lot of people in my life, but for whatever reason I act like an asshole to them.
#1910 to #1635 - angelodlt
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(06/30/2014) [-]
ah ****, i do that too sometimes
#1938 to #1635 - phudgepacker
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(07/01/2014) [-]
i think that a defense mechanism, you can love people but for some reason you dont feel comfortable being too close to them or something
#1953 to #1635 - spartica
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(07/03/2014) [-]
i do the same i feel as though i am afraid to do nice or even sweet thing for my wife. and i feel like if i do something nice or sweet someone will make fun of me and i get embarrassed when i do do something nice
#1642 to #1635 - flybager
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Same.

I hate how smug/self-centered I get.
and worst of all is that I only hate myself afterwards.
I don't even realise what I'm doing/being on the spot.
#1582 - dehnoobshow ONLINE
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I never lost my virginity.
I lied when I was 15 to sound cool. Now I regret ever second of it.
I originally planned to post as anonymous, but now I really need to stop this madness.
#770 - frickelfrackel
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(06/28/2014) [-]
my sister was the one who told me what "sex" is. She then demonstrated it while our father was in the other room. We are both girls.
#610 - mikepetru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
>Find something no one can no about
>Put it in a shoe box and leave it in my house
>Days pass, and I'm terrified someone might look under my bed and find it.
>Start carrying the box around with me everywhere I go
>From time to time, I peek inside, still not believing what I found.
>Best friend becomes concerned, asks what's inside.
>Tell him no he can't know, he wouldn't be able to handle it
>Friend becomes super aggressive, starts bribing me with **** to see what's inside
>One night he sneaks into my house (very close with neighbors so I leave the door unlocked)
>I wake up when he knocks something over
>We tussle and I rip the ski mask off
>See it's him
>Finally decide it's not worth it and show him what's inside
>Just a string
>He leaves and I open the secret compartment to reveal the real secret.
>MFW it was an embarrassing picture of Spongebob at the Christmas party.
#611 to #610 - mikepetru
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"no one can no about"

I'm so sorry
#194 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
femanon here-sorry for ultra long read

I didn’t know what masturbation was as a child but I had been doing it since I was 6. at first it was just rubbing, when i was sleeping in bed, it wasn’t until I was 13 that i learned what masturbation was (guess where I found that out). I stopped a for a bit, being disgusted with myself, before thinking it was just this normal thing for little kids to do. Well I turned into a teenager and learned that it was normal for teens to do. Still rubbed, but never fingers. Until 15. Then I just started going hog wild. From my many years of experience I became like a ninja. I could do it in a livingroom and nobody could tell, at night, in my bed, nobody ever suspected a thing. Did it once while talking to my bro from across the room.
*continued*
#198 to #194 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
When the house was empty, **** got crazy. I tried all sorts of crazy stuff, lipstick tubes, brush handles, any dick shaped thing. up the butt, down the throat, vibrators, anything I could think of to get me off. I tried so desperately hard because I couldnt cum. Never had I been able to build it to an orgasm. 9 years of masturbation had done something, and I couldnt finish. One magical day, home alone, i was doing it classic style. Two finger, bit of clit rubbing, it ******* shot out. Wasn’t pee, it was all me. I was amazed, then the next time I did it again
By the time I was 16, I had trained myself to squirt, and had become incredibly versed in all sorts of sexy stuff (years of porn studies). That moment when not even legal yet, but still better trained than most porn stars.
#200 to #198 - smallzninja
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(06/27/2014) [-]
squirting just cums naturally to some girls.
#904 to #200 - independantnight
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Hah. Hahahaha. Good job.
#19 - kilroydotexe
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(06/27/2014) [-]
No
#36 to #19 - joshlol [OP]
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Not even as anon?
#38 to #36 - kilroydotexe
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I don't trust mods when there is stuff like this
#80 to #38 - alphavsomega
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(06/27/2014) [-]
logout then post
logout then post
#514 to #80 - gokusdog
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(06/28/2014) [-]
mods can see who posted an anon post
#516 to #514 - alphavsomega
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I don't mean click post as anonymous, I mean log out, post comment, log back in. Or can they somehow see that too?
#519 to #516 - gokusdog
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Ive heard they can, probably by matching IPs to accounts I'm not sure though
#1577 to #519 - icefried
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Not if you use tor they can't.
#520 to #519 - alphavsomega
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(06/28/2014) [-]
hmm... ****.
#1670 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Ok so i have a deep, deep lust for my cousin. She is insanely hot and has the best ass i've ever seen. I also have a lot of ****** up turn ons and fetishes including (but not limited to) scat, piss, bestiality, rape, impregnation, puke, the list goes on. i want nothing more than to pin my cousin down and **** her throat till she pukes on my cock, then make her lick it off, then **** on her face, wash it off with my piss, watch her while a dog tears up her asshole, and finally cum inside her so she gets pregnant with incest babies and make her **** them when she gives birth. just writing that has made me feel both aroused and disgusted with myself.
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#1806 to #1670 - anon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
ok same anon here, why the hell have people favourited this???
#1716 to #1670 - spidahridah
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#1728 to #1670 - mrfartypants
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(06/28/2014) [-]
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#1668 - legionisanon
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#1793 to #1668 - BluFlynn
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Tell someone.
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#1314 - slyeris
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(06/28/2014) [-]
A couple years ago I took a **** on the floor of the men's bathroom at work. I thought it would be funny, don't ask it was a long night The janitor quit the next day, and the **** was still there. It sat there for about a week. The smell was TERRIBLE.
#897 - DeathclawRulez
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I'm starting to think these confessions are fake.
#870 - deltoraquest
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I shower naked
#877 to #870 - DeathclawRulez
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I can't think of you the same again.
#175 - catchphrase
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(06/27/2014) [-]
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#97 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
As a child, I would try to make my dogs cum as I wanted to know what would happen.
#102 to #97 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
hot
#131 to #102 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(06/27/2014) [-]
red rocket red rocket?