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User avatar #1916 - acask (06/30/2014) [-]
I have never trusted anyone i have every met and i dont sleep when people are beside me...
#1598 - jowan (06/28/2014) [-]
I ****** Ted
User avatar #1551 - aznfanta (06/28/2014) [-]
In 4th grade I had to wear a diaper because I lost all my undies.[normal][normal]
User avatar #1481 - megashot ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
i destroyed an old storehouse by vandalization that had been under govermental protection of the municipality.
why the **** did i do that?
User avatar #1446 - possiblemicrobe (06/28/2014) [-]
ive been in love with my best friend ever since i met her at the homecoming game freshman year but ive told her that i have feelings for her friend so i can tell her everything i think about her and she thinks im talking about her friend. i want to tell her the truth but shes got a nice boyfriend and i aint gonna ruin that
#1465 to #1446 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
assuming you could ruin that. lol, think highly of yourself?   
you're probably as smooth as jedi in training with a greased lightsaber.   
 on another note, greased lightsaber is a good title for some naughty fan-fic for all you yoda humpers out there
assuming you could ruin that. lol, think highly of yourself?
you're probably as smooth as jedi in training with a greased lightsaber.
on another note, greased lightsaber is a good title for some naughty fan-fic for all you yoda humpers out there
User avatar #1468 to #1465 - possiblemicrobe (06/28/2014) [-]
you never know? you can ruin anything if you say the right things
#1570 to #1446 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
I was in the same boat once. Loved her to death, but was too late in telling her that. Once she got a boyfriend i just didn't want to say anything.

To be honest, i thought the same. That i didn't want to 'ruin her relationship' because she seemed so happy. That's what i told myself anyway.. In truth, i was afraid of the answer. Haven't seen or heard from her in nearly two years despite the fact that she was one of my closest friends for almost a decade. I regret it almost every day.

Don't do what i did. Tell her at least, it will be easier for you later. The worst that could happen is you feel a bit awkward for like a day.
#1336 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
i beat off to tranny porn.
#1242 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
I was gonna leave my secret but that psycho that ****** his cousin and records everyone he knows talked me out of it. Just by saying **** like "I bug everyone I know"
#1192 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
I masturbate by sticking my dick up my ass.
#1111 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I like Melisandre in Game of Thrones.
#1016 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
When I was about seven, I got my first blow job, from my best (male) friend, we also had anal, I didn't know what was happening but I knew that no adults ould find out, He found out about it from his friend (not mutual) who was a few years older than him and I suspect he just wanted to find out what it felt like. also, I still piss myself, their is nothing physically wrong with me, it is psychological. I finger myself and use dildos (and vibrators) while jacking off, my asshole always feels uncomfortable, I suspect that is what a woman's vagina feels like after she looses her virginity
#1017 to #1016 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
Part 2:

I also kissed my best friend's (the weird gay sex friend) younger sister (by about a year) and I almost ****** her (we were of age btw) I also turned down my first (female) blow job offer from a girrl I know because I want it to be from a girl I really like, not some whore, I also try to kill myself on a regular basis, there is more but I can't think of it, I could start a series of all the weird **** that has happened in my 19 years of life.
#960 - privateno (06/28/2014) [-]
I know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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#893 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
I had sex with the family dog growing up. I ****** her from age 15-17. Afterwards I moved out due to life beginning.

Now, I only ****** her ass. I did that because her pussy was impossible to get into. I believe she was about 4 or 5 when I started, and spayed. So the pussy was impossible to penetrate (yes, I know about the upwards angle for initial penetration)

I probably ****** that dog about 800-1000 times
#769 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm afraid of what the future holds for me. I want to get married one day and have a beautiful family and live in a nice, safe neighborhood with my wife and kids. i'm 21 years old and the future scares me. it keeps me up at night sometimes.
#1817 to #769 - mazdaes (06/28/2014) [-]
Same here, but we can't let our fears get the better of us.
#605 - lerotheumbrella (06/28/2014) [-]
i have a plan to kill myself at 30,because im afraid of how i dont feel things towards other no matter what happens, ive literally seen my sister ripped to shreds by a car and i didnt even blink, everyone besides my mom hates me for seeming not to care about the death and i was banned from her funeral by my father . who has disowned me
#522 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
To be honest, I'm kinda looking forward to death. I don't expect myself to life past 30. It's like I can't see a future of myself growing old with family or anything like that. I'm expecting a sudden death happening in a few more years.
User avatar #420 - concretecradle (06/28/2014) [-]
I like the '03 Fullmetal Alchemist more than Brotherhood.
User avatar #1214 to #420 - skudz (06/28/2014) [-]
You're not alone!!!!
#300 - John Cena (06/28/2014) [-]
when i was 6 my friend told me to close my eyes and open my mouth witch he then peed in.
User avatar #2 - lordofpenis (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm really a human
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