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#106 - bombaykid (06/27/2014) [-]
I literally only made a FJ account to fap.
#1772 to #106 - Rascal (06/28/2014) [-]
same here
#791 to #106 - hjklasdf (06/28/2014) [-]
Yeah have to agree with you on that one.
User avatar #107 to #106 - iamsammich (06/27/2014) [-]
it's been a while but i'm pretty sure that's why i did too
#109 to #107 - bombaykid (06/27/2014) [-]
Good thing I'm not alone.
#631 - jugularj ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I kind of want to die. I'm not suicidal in anyway, I don't think I'd ever do that since I see it as a cowards way out (just how I see it). But if something were to happen where I knew I was gonna die, I think I'd be fine with it. I'm just kind of done with life, I don't have friends, never had a real girl friend, I don't know if Im able to do what I want to do with my life, and I'm socially awkward to the point where I've become antisocial. I just don't see myself functioning properly in real life. I still love my family, and their the best part of my life and probably the only thing I'd ever miss, but I just don't know. It might just be fear of the future thats getting to me or something else, I really don't know.
I kind of want to die. I'm not suicidal in anyway, I don't think I'd ever do that since I see it as a cowards way out (just how I see it). But if something were to happen where I knew I was gonna die, I think I'd be fine with it. I'm just kind of done with life, I don't have friends, never had a real girl friend, I don't know if Im able to do what I want to do with my life, and I'm socially awkward to the point where I've become antisocial. I just don't see myself functioning properly in real life. I still love my family, and their the best part of my life and probably the only thing I'd ever miss, but I just don't know. It might just be fear of the future thats getting to me or something else, I really don't know.
User avatar #1403 to #631 - jukuku (06/28/2014) [-]
I know how that feels. Talk to your family about it, you need help.
User avatar #1633 to #631 - hairysmellyanus (06/28/2014) [-]
I was about to post the exact same thing. I was thinking of joining the military and going out in a blaze of glory.
User avatar #1928 to #631 - fzjoss (06/30/2014) [-]
I am like that too, just that i'm actually considering using the exit bag


Im just done, i don't care anymore, im tired, im exhausted.


I wish i could just go to sleep and never wake up.


Which is exactly what the exit bag does. To be honest, i'm not dead yet because the whole set (Helium tank, the tube thingie and the mask) costs about 3 months worth of minimum wage where i live, and i don't have a job


We are dead inside anyways, it doesn't really matter if we die outside too.
User avatar #1934 to #1928 - hairysmellyanus (06/30/2014) [-]
No. exit bag is painful as **** . Go out in a good way, and make yourself remembered. I'm not going till I do that.
#1947 to #1934 - fzjoss (07/01/2014) [-]
According to this the exitbag is painless. I haven't bothered to actually investigate about helium causing pain or not, but i have seen in many websites that the exitbag is becoming the most popular method of suicide, and i have seen so many people posting this that i don't think it's a hoax.

Anyways, i'm already exhausted mentally as to care anymore, i just want everything to end, i don't care anymore.

Out of all the methods, this is the only one that makes you actually just sleep and die, so your body isn't all mangled and damaged and stuff, i'm not an asshole, i don't want to scar for life the mind of whoever finds me by having my brains with a lot of blood in the wall because i shot myself or something.

I just want them to find me there, peacefully sleeping, finally happy after all, with a smile on my face if possible.
User avatar #1948 to #1947 - hairysmellyanus (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a troll picture from /b/. It's meant to severely **** you up.
User avatar #1949 to #1948 - fzjoss (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh **** ... well, there go my hopes.
User avatar #641 to #631 - iamsammich (06/28/2014) [-]
i've been dependent on my older sister my entire life. i'm 20 and i still ask her to write emails asking for a job for me. i have no idea what i'm going to do when she's not going to be around to help me.

the way i see it, you could stick around and see how things play out. there's always the option of killing yourself, so might as well see what comes out of life before you make the final decision
User avatar #680 to #631 - psychadelicace (06/28/2014) [-]
You just described my life right there, i know how you feel man
User avatar #1291 - bloorajah (06/28/2014) [-]
i shot and killed a mugger once. i didn't know what to do so i called the police, no charges pressed, body was taken to he morgue.
i still keep the revolver with one empty shell under my bed as a reminder that no life is worth taking.
it haunts me every day i live.






too many faggot secrets, lets see some real stuff fj
User avatar #1740 to #1291 - BluFlynn (06/28/2014) [-]
Can I ask what country your from? Is it common for someone to get no charges if you kill a mugger/burglar?
User avatar #1921 to #1740 - bloorajah (06/30/2014) [-]
its common for law enforcement to not press charges. but it still hurts to know that that was someones son, they had friends, and families, and so many people were impacted because they tried to do something stupid. and failed.
User avatar #906 - WwIiSsPp (06/28/2014) [-]
I strive to make sure other people are happy because I am not happy myself
User avatar #930 to #906 - theorangefox ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I feel it.
User avatar #1530 to #906 - jebcys (06/28/2014) [-]
i feel it.
User avatar #1927 to #906 - fzjoss (06/30/2014) [-]
I feel it.
#1015 to #906 - jaegarbombastic (06/28/2014) [-]
I feel you Toaster man.
I feel you Toaster man.
#958 - noschool (06/28/2014) [-]
Technically only one person can't know this secrete but whatever. My cousin's and my birthdays are 3 days apart so when she turned 12 and i turned 16 so our families decided her family and me would go vacation and celebrate our birthdays together, my cousin was a fairly mature for her age so i didn't mind. we hung out a lot, had fun, and all that. one night my cousin wanted to watch a movie with me on my laptop, we were at a campground so that really was it for night time entertainment, i said sure so she went and got her sleeping bag and moved it into my tent. my aunt notices and she started strange remarks to me out loud, basically she insinuating that i was trying to take advantage of her daughter because i was older, so i questioned her in private and she didn't explicitly say it but she did confirm my beliefs and i was just appalled that she would think that of me and we get into an argument and i decked her, she's out cold. when i came to my senses I panicked, i threw my jacket over her to camouflage her in the dark. Consider telling uncle, he is cool but he is a hard ass and I don't know how he'd handle me decking his wife. Try to think of something else but i hear my cousin call so i had to return, she wanted to watch The Incredibles, with no plan I reluctantly agreed. 10 minutes pass, I can't focus, then my uncle comes by asking about his wife, stay silent. My cousin says "Mom was talking to anon a few minutes ago " . He looks at me. I didn't know what was going to happen but i didn't want it to happen in front of my cousin, walk about 10 yards out, sigh and spill my guts. When i was done he stood there for a bit looked back at my cousin in the tent staring at us and just told me to go back and watch the movie and that he'd handle it. next morning aunt has a huge bruise on her head but the events are never discussed, one day i will tell my cousin i decked her mom so we could watch The Incredibles together.
#1090 to #958 - oubliette (06/28/2014) [-]
did you diddle her?
did you diddle her?
User avatar #603 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Nice try, F.B.I, but you're not gonna find where the bodies are buried.
#1224 - AverageUser (06/28/2014) [-]
It was me!




I took the boots!
#1253 to #1224 - misticalz ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1022 - artexplain (06/28/2014) [-]
my biggest secret...

When I was in grade 10 (about 5-6 years ago) I moved to a new town and went to the highschool there. Everything was okay at first, I made a few friends in my art classes and got a long with the teachers well enough. I met this girl, her name was Olivia. I was in the middle of a painting while listening to my ipod, blaring Vermilion part II by Slipknot. She tapped me on my shoulder and said she loved that song and she enjoyed slipknot, asked about my painting, small talk etc. I had something special with her, that no one has been able to replicate. No woman in my life has been able to make me smile like Olivia could. I started to get bullied for being with her, apparently she wasn't "cool" or whatever the **** people used to care about. I had no friends, just Olivia. She was beautiful, but she had trouble speaking to people. She wasn't special needs or anything, she just had a tough life. (Her father tried to burn their house down while they were still inside, beat her and I even believe he molested her.) No one liked her but myself.
One day, during the summer I got a call from Olivias mother. She told me quite bluntly that Olivia had died. She was hit by a truck, wasn't even a drunk driver. The ****** just couldn't be bothered to look up from his cell phone to notice her walking across to the bus stop.
I was numb.
After her funeral, I stayed in bed the entire next day.
I tried to kill myself by taking sleeping pills.
I was listening to my ipod on shuffle and the song that acted as the catalyst for my introduction to her, Vermilion part II echoed in my ears. I remember crying, for the first time after her death. Harder than I have or ever will cry. I stayed awake through the pills effects. I still cry when I hear that song. I have become a better man because of what happened, but I will always feel an emptiness where she used to be.

TLR; **** you, I didnt write this for you.



User avatar #1025 to #1022 - fireairshot ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
It's okay to feel bro. Love you.
#503 - pointblankhits (06/28/2014) [-]
I always thought you guys and girls were a load off thoroughly 			******		 up individuals    
But hearing half of these story's has shown me without a shadow of a doubt   
you people are definitely a load of thoroughly 			******		 up individuals.   
The other half made me 			*******		 sad at the 			****		 some of you deal with    
on a daily bases.  Assuming the stories are true     
After seeing this post helping people i started thinking   
Maybe Joshlol is a good guy   
   
   
   
   
   
 Then i realized he's totally not a good guy, 			****		 you joshlol
I always thought you guys and girls were a load off thoroughly ****** up individuals
But hearing half of these story's has shown me without a shadow of a doubt
you people are definitely a load of thoroughly ****** up individuals.
The other half made me ******* sad at the **** some of you deal with
on a daily bases. Assuming the stories are true
After seeing this post helping people i started thinking
Maybe Joshlol is a good guy





Then i realized he's totally not a good guy, **** you joshlol
User avatar #722 - cakeninjatigerlily (06/28/2014) [-]
I am the real slim shady.
User avatar #743 to #722 - iamsammich (06/28/2014) [-]
please stand up
#505 - tyrano (06/28/2014) [-]
i'm actually a tri-gendered pyrofox from the forest planet
User avatar #23 - pongldr (06/27/2014) [-]
i thumb all joshlol content down
User avatar #26 to #23 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
I know
#27 to #26 - pongldr (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe i wouldnt if u werent such a faggot
User avatar #1080 - Keril (06/28/2014) [-]
I was phone.
#185 - Hitcher (06/27/2014) [-]
Most of these follow a sexual theme so here's one for you;   
   
 I have never masturbated. Not once in all of my 18 years.
Most of these follow a sexual theme so here's one for you;

I have never masturbated. Not once in all of my 18 years.
User avatar #1256 to #185 - thasuperpimp (06/28/2014) [-]
Have you never not even tried it? How do you know you're not missing out on something amazing?
#1274 to #1256 - Hitcher (06/28/2014) [-]
Idk it just doesn't appeal to me.
Idk it just doesn't appeal to me.
User avatar #1277 to #1274 - thasuperpimp (06/28/2014) [-]
Well I recommend you give it a go at some point in your life
#1278 to #1277 - Hitcher (06/28/2014) [-]
No thank u
No thank u
#1306 to #185 - Rascal (06/28/2014) [-]
Dude dude I feel you. I only tried once and I fell asleep
#203 to #185 - deddead (06/27/2014) [-]
seriously though, if you aren't kidding...
thats impressive
#205 to #203 - Hitcher (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm not kidding, I wish I was.   
It just never appealed to me.
I'm not kidding, I wish I was.
It just never appealed to me.
User avatar #714 to #185 - hotspace (06/28/2014) [-]
I didn't start masturbating until I was 17 because I thought that people didn't really do it, that it was just a wide spread joke.
User avatar #202 to #185 - smallzninja (06/27/2014) [-]
you should check out your polar opposite, femanon comment #194, that ******** crazy
#206 to #202 - Hitcher (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah I saw that
dayum
User avatar #177 - thenewnuggubler (06/27/2014) [-]
I once shat my pants while waiting for the school bus, ran in, cleaned up, got on the bus, and shat my pants again. Completely ruined my Junior year
#187 to #177 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh god man thats so terribly funny / pathetic
Oh god man thats so terribly funny / pathetic
User avatar #184 to #177 - thenewnuggubler (06/27/2014) [-]
Also please excuse the text color, I regret choosing TARDIS blue
User avatar #180 to #177 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
god damn that sucks
User avatar #65 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [-]
I love rimjobs.
User avatar #95 to #65 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
getting or giving them ?
User avatar #96 to #95 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [-]
Mostly just porn, my woman doesn't like anal stuff.
User avatar #98 to #96 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
at least you have a wife
#99 to #98 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah atleast i have that.....

...but no rimjobs thou.
#112 to #99 - solidderking (06/27/2014) [-]
i would still say that you are lucky, just not as lucky as you could be

pic barely related, i once fapped to something simmilar

#113 to #99 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
buy a dog
#122 to #113 - sliverriver (06/27/2014) [-]
I have a Rottweiler, but i'm not into dogs 'n bitches.
User avatar #258 - unstoppablegiggle (06/27/2014) [-]
Whenever someone thumbs me down, and leaves a mean comment. I don't engage them I just go to their profile and thumb down a bunch of **** .
#262 to #258 - Rascal (06/27/2014) [-]
I used to do that too when i had an account.
User avatar #1497 to #258 - elmarcocfc (06/28/2014) [-]
I was expecting this to have a couple thumbs down.
User avatar #515 to #258 - harrywarden (06/28/2014) [-]
I used to do that too, now I just silently hate the people that thumb me down.
User avatar #178 - Tailsfan (06/27/2014) [-]
I am actually joshlol
User avatar #179 to #178 - joshlol (06/27/2014) [-]
I can confirm
#181 to #179 - Tailsfan (06/27/2014) [-]
Selfie as proof
User avatar #854 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
>be me 17 junior year
>1st semester ends and I still haven't gotten my **** together
>decide to myself that i will amount to nothing and want to kill myself
>around that time I come down with a virus of some sort
>out of school for a week just because I exaggerated my symptoms
>come back and am swamped with school work while failing all but 1 of my classes
>still want to kill myself
>start looking up OD information on drugs that are available at my house
>find sertraline(off brand prozac)
>find out serotonin syndrome can occur if OD
>OD on that **** bruh
>next day feel like ****
>stomach feels like sugar free hariboo gummies times infinite
>all side effects of gummy bears hit my with the intensity of a thousand suns
>stomach contracts and expands almost every other minute
>heart is racing and convulsing
>stay home for another week because I pop 10 of those suckers an hour
>(mom has depression and is prescribed it in bulk because logic)
>during that week i make "friends"
>friends are little parts of bed sheet that i was convinced were communicating with me by waving gestures
>mom comes in one day and asks me who I'm talking to
>"my friends mom"
>as I try to convince my mom that these things were real she wonders if she should take me to the mental hospital
>i spend my whole day talking with "friends" who communicate with me
User avatar #856 to #854 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
Cont.
>one morning hear weird **** in my room above my bed and closet
>convinced someone is in room
>call dad to help look
>mfw we look through everything
>mfw we find nothing
>still convinced something is living in my room and am determined to catch it
>start trying to video record "person" with cell phone and Ipod
>mfw I swear i see or hear something in every video
>mfw parents are seriously starting to consider sending me to mental hospital
>stop trying to catch person
>stop eating
>still talking to "friends" as they are the only ones who can understand my condition
>still popping pills
Should I continue?
User avatar #1052 to #856 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
Cont.
>used to spend most of my time in my room but by now I've spent a whole week in there (2 weeks total now)
>start coming out to the living room to watch tv/play vidya
>start feeling like something is constantly pulling on the hair of my leg and head
>start seeing **** slightly move (curtains shifting, some plants swaying, etc., all the while leg hair still feels like its dancing)
>am convinced its my friends that were in my room and are now bothering the **** out of me
>at this point its been about 2.5 weeks out of school
>go back with same symptoms as before but lets add insomnia to that list
>friends see me
>"you look like **** "
>"k thanks"
>some of my closer friends ask me "why did you even show up"
>"because I care about my education"
>ask them to feel heart rate as it is well over 130 bpms
>all have same reaction
>"whoa wtf"
>"yeah i feel like complete **** "
>"ill probably leave during first period"
>first period comes and I sit at my desk with my head down and hat on
>teacher whom I happen to hate as does everyone else comes by and tells me to take my hat off as pledges will start soon
>"mmk"
User avatar #1065 to #1052 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
>mfw he looks at me and my eyes which are permabloodshot and I know he thinks im high as ****
>do pledges, sit down, wait 20 minutes
>"can I go to the nurse"
>"sure go ahead"
>"k thanks"
>go to nurse
>tell her symptoms
>she freaks, takes blood pressure
>through the ******* roof
>checks bpm
>still racing and well over 130
>calls my mommy
>"I think you should take him to the doctor and get him examined"
>"his symptoms could be one thing or they could just be dehydration"
>"ok bye im sure he's ok to drive home"
>mfw I drive big ****** van to school
>I ask her what she thinks is wrong with me
>"its probably nothing but dehydration but it could be something more serious"
>"what else could it be"
>"just something bad"
>mfw nurse didnt want to explain to me that i had all the symptoms of OD/withdrawals
>go home cuz mom is making appointment to see doctor
>at this point I feel for my life as I know I will get caught any time now
>mom makes appointment and I show up to the building that she works at
User avatar #1072 to #1065 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
>mfw she is a phlebotomist (person who draws blood after doctors order it)
> she asks me once the appointment is over to ask doctor to request bloodwork because blood pressure was so high
>"k mom" as I **** my pants because I know if I do they'll find tremendously high amounts of serotonin in my blood
>go to doctor who is chill as ****
>he also plays vidya
>asks me about new games/gens that have been released
>after a while he comes to the conclusion that the "virus" plus "stress" plus "dehydration" are giving me mad hell and tells me to drink plenty of fluids to replace the ones that I've lost
>"take it easy and try to eat something"
>"mmk"
>come back to my mom
>tell her everything that the doc said
>shes kinda weirded out but doctor so she goes with it
>"did you ask for bloodwork"
"oh no mom i "forgot"'
"ok well go home and get some rest and drink plenty of water or gatorade"
"k mom"
>go home still hear **** , feel **** , see ****
>condition worsens and that night I'm convinced I'll die
>tell "friends" goodbye as my heart is convulsing more than usual
>heart stops for a few minutes or so then starts beating rapidly
>this continues all night
>I go to sleep expecting to not wake up
>mfw I wake up perfectly fine
User avatar #1083 to #1072 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
>only thing still wrong with me is high blood pressure but thats only because of pills
>still talk to "friends" but my hallucinations have gotten worse
>mom walks in on me doing weird ****
>I make up excuse and she leaves
>for some reason I my hallucinations have gotten so bad that I think the floaty things are on Ellen
> ******* Ellen
>mom and sister come in and see me doing more weird ****
>mom is on the verge of tears because she thinks I'm mentally insane
>sister rages and asks me what I'm doing
>"I dont know"
>"well stop. dont you see what you're doing to mom"
>"mmk"
>stop taking pills and distance myself from "friends"
>dont see them anymore and everything goes back to normal
>sister comes home a few days later from work (she works in a hospital)
>asks me if I'm on drugs
>"nah"
>"ok well thats what the doctors at work think it might be"
>"oh"
>next day other sister comes over to bring her kids
>tells mom and sister that she looked up my symptoms online and found exact match
>mfw she says it has to be caffeine withdrawals
>"mmk"
>everyone is convinced its caffeine withdrawls
#1086 to #1083 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
>they don't let me have monsters anymore
>mfw this whole series of events gets blamed on me drinking monsters which I hadn't in a few weeks
>mfw my OD gets blamed on OD
>the end
User avatar #1092 to #1086 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
Sorry my of gets blamed on withdrawals. It's been a long night
User avatar #1399 to #1083 - jukuku (06/28/2014) [-]
Dude, you need to tell your family what you did.

If you attempted suicide than there's obviously underlying issues that need to be dealt with. If you wanna chat or something feel free to message me.
User avatar #1451 to #1399 - supervenom (06/28/2014) [-]
This was a while ago when I was still young and stupid. Thanks for the concern but I've realized what I did and I've moved past it. I know realize that suicide is not the answer.
User avatar #1453 to #1451 - jukuku (06/28/2014) [-]
If you're still depressed that might be worth bringing up to someone, if you are.

Either way it is good to hear that you're not longer suicidal. I hope everything goes well for you.
User avatar #1828 to #1453 - supervenom (06/29/2014) [-]
thanks
#927 to #856 - therealslimdavey (06/28/2014) [-]
omg yes please continue i need to hear more
omg yes please continue i need to hear more
#1922 to #856 - nurglexxx ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Do so please, hope theres a happy end of some sort!
User avatar #1032 to #856 - thinemother (06/28/2014) [-]
please do
User avatar #1021 to #856 - joshlol (06/28/2014) [-]
yes
#898 - onipure (06/28/2014) [-]
i know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #1373 to #898 - clechyl (06/28/2014) [-]
Tell us
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