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#175 - sonofposeidon
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,   
And other such sights to delight.   
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,   
To roll over me all through the long night.   
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny   
That truest of true ecstasy,   
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,   
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.   
So let the naysayers nay as they do,   
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,   
I know not much, but I know this is true:   
They shall never fail to impress.
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,
And other such sights to delight.
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,
To roll over me all through the long night.
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny
That truest of true ecstasy,
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.
So let the naysayers nay as they do,
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,
I know not much, but I know this is true:
They shall never fail to impress.
#167 - chrisruler
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Roses are red
True love is rare
Booty, booty, booty
Rockin' everywhere.

works everytime
#186 - uzimakelover
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(06/28/2014) [-]
Grass is green. Weed is greener. I think of Sakura when I touch my weiner.
#176 - zaggystirdust
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"how do I ask a boy out?"

unless your ugly or fat it will be easier than breathing
#142 - weirddark
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#114 - yisumad
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#141 to #114 - exclamation
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#197 to #141 - thesticklebricks
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#76 - zerith
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(06/28/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** GIVE ME THUMBS!
#118 to #76 - priestoftheoldones
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
Ok.
#143 to #118 - thealmightyantler
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
For your Garrus
#178 - leonicz
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(06/28/2014) [-]
have you seen my lambo?
#177 - darkjustifier
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(06/28/2014) [-]
wanna have sex?
#126 - factori
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(06/28/2014) [-]
I like your shoes, wanna ****?
#105 - jackmanagan
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(06/28/2014) [-]
"Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive...
La de da de dide...genocide...
La de da de dud...an ocean of blood...
Let's begin the killing time."
#117 to #105 - xtoxicmuffinx
Reply +1
(06/28/2014) [-]
is that the Feminazi theme song I here?
#119 to #117 - jackmanagan
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
i was acting on the serial killer vibe.

the anime fans will destroy you for that comment. was a trigun quote
#120 to #119 - xtoxicmuffinx
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i know you were but since this was a tumbler post I had to jump on the bandwagon
#122 to #120 - jackmanagan
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
oooOOhhhHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
#121 to #119 - xtoxicmuffinx
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
I am an anime fan also btw
#129 to #105 - cdarthvader
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(06/28/2014) [-]
i ****** love trigun
#79 - fuckyeahxd
Reply +1
(06/28/2014) [-]
twinkle twinkle little whore
i will **** you by the door
if you'll scream and make a sound
i will shove you in the ground
#32 - katinka
Reply 0
(06/27/2014) [-]
being silly like that only works if you're good looking and to a point, not all guys enjoy this kind of humor and when they get over your looks they usually dump you over **** like this
experience, now i just shut up and look good
#36 to #32 - tsoper ONLINE
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Oh god, i remember when a girl said she liked me. She was a solid 8/10. But me being a betafaggot to the extreme, I thought she was joking with me so i took it as an insult. I was like get the **** outta here...

and thats why im still a virgin to this day.
#54 to #36 - warlordstuart
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think its entirely beta. I was an unattractive kid and knew it. I was suspicious of girls and didn't trust anyone when I was younger. There was a girl asked me out for her best friend. She was cute too but I told her to piss off because I thought she wanted to make a joke out of me.

Oh well. Married and have a kid now, not exactly upset about it. Still, most guys, even betas just need to get out of their own way and relax. Chances are, no one is out to hurt you on purpose.

That whole myth that girls want taken guys is actually pretty ******** too. Guys just relax when they are dating girls and start to notice the signs because they aren't worried anymore and thus realize that they are more desirable than they think.
#37 to #36 - katinka
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(06/27/2014) [-]
twinkle twinkle little star
#62 to #37 - franksteinphd
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(06/28/2014) [-]
if ya know what I mean
#14 - ruiningthejoke
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(06/27/2014) [-]
This post is funny because people give the girl funny things to tell her boyfriend to ask him to go out and the last one could be used for killing purposes.
#15 to #14 - depressedpuppey [OP]
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(06/27/2014) [-]
Is this still thing
#58 to #14 - EnergizierAnon
Reply 0
(06/27/2014) [-]
Here, use this when your... Ruiningthejoke.
#59 to #58 - ruiningthejoke
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(06/27/2014) [-]
That picture is NOT funny because it is already known by everyone and it wouldn't be as hilarious as I would like for it to be. I will start using one of my own instead, but thank you for your reply anyways.
#7 - biebergotswag
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(06/27/2014) [-]
if the girl is not like super hot, that sort of comment can be seen as sexual harassment, because she could be treated like men
#43 to #7 - anon
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(06/27/2014) [-]
I want to thumb you up because you are right, but I know you want Negative thumbs... I am so damn conflicted, Tell me what you want!
#35 to #7 - tsoper ONLINE
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(06/27/2014) [-]
actually yea... you are right
#163 - HolyArachnid
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
Just gonna leave this here for you guys to chew on.
#137 - shinku
Reply 0
(06/28/2014) [-]
Let's ****
#28 - nowusee
Reply 0
(06/27/2014) [-]
OMG STOP

I CANT

TUMBLR IS SO CRAZY
#13 - taurusguy
Reply 0
(06/27/2014) [-]
The better you look the easier it is to get the guy, its the whole how good you look minus how good he looks