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#175 - sonofposeidon (06/28/2014) [-]
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,   
And other such sights to delight.   
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,   
To roll over me all through the long night.   
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny   
That truest of true ecstasy,   
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,   
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.   
So let the naysayers nay as they do,   
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,   
I know not much, but I know this is true:   
They shall never fail to impress.
Sing me a song, of fannies in thongs,
And other such sights to delight.
Give me a bust, mighty as a gust,
To roll over me all through the long night.
Be in not, i think, in my power to deny
That truest of true ecstasy,
I sleep with consciuous clear as blue sky,
Knowing she pops that pussy for no one but me.
So let the naysayers nay as they do,
And leave me to fat bottoms and breasts,
I know not much, but I know this is true:
They shall never fail to impress.
User avatar #167 - chrisruler (06/28/2014) [-]
Roses are red
True love is rare
Booty, booty, booty
Rockin' everywhere.

works everytime
User avatar #186 - uzimakelover (06/28/2014) [-]
Grass is green. Weed is greener. I think of Sakura when I touch my weiner.
#176 - zaggystirdust (06/28/2014) [-]
"how do I ask a boy out?"

unless your ugly or fat it will be easier than breathing
#76 - zerith (06/28/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image** GIVE ME THUMBS!
User avatar #143 to #118 - thealmightyantler (06/28/2014) [-]
For your Garrus
#178 - leonicz (06/28/2014) [-]
have you seen my lambo?
User avatar #177 - darkjustifier (06/28/2014) [-]
wanna have sex?
User avatar #126 - factori (06/28/2014) [-]
I like your shoes, wanna **** ?
User avatar #105 - jackmanagan (06/28/2014) [-]
"Total slaughter, total slaughter,
I won't leave a single man alive...
La de da de dide...genocide...
La de da de dud...an ocean of blood...
Let's begin the killing time."
User avatar #117 to #105 - xtoxicmuffinx (06/28/2014) [-]
is that the Feminazi theme song I here?
User avatar #119 to #117 - jackmanagan (06/28/2014) [-]
i was acting on the serial killer vibe.

the anime fans will destroy you for that comment. was a trigun quote
User avatar #120 to #119 - xtoxicmuffinx (06/28/2014) [-]
i know you were but since this was a tumbler post I had to jump on the bandwagon
User avatar #122 to #120 - jackmanagan (06/28/2014) [-]
oooOOhhhHHhhhhhhhhhhhh
User avatar #121 to #119 - xtoxicmuffinx (06/28/2014) [-]
I am an anime fan also btw
User avatar #129 to #105 - cdarthvader (06/28/2014) [-]
i ****** love trigun
User avatar #79 - fuckyeahxd (06/28/2014) [-]
twinkle twinkle little whore
i will **** you by the door
if you'll scream and make a sound
i will shove you in the ground
User avatar #14 - ruiningthejoke (06/27/2014) [-]
This post is funny because people give the girl funny things to tell her boyfriend to ask him to go out and the last one could be used for killing purposes.
User avatar #15 to #14 - depressedpuppey (06/27/2014) [-]
Is this still thing
#58 to #14 - EnergizierAnon (06/27/2014) [-]
Here, use this when your... Ruiningthejoke.
User avatar #59 to #58 - ruiningthejoke (06/27/2014) [-]
That picture is NOT funny because it is already known by everyone and it wouldn't be as hilarious as I would like for it to be. I will start using one of my own instead, but thank you for your reply anyways.
User avatar #184 - gayobliteratorhere (06/28/2014) [-]
She wants to F the D
User avatar #181 - rebornpotato (06/28/2014) [-]
Hickory dickory dock, let me suck your cock.
User avatar #170 - imagnetsux ONLINE (06/28/2014) [-]
I said I can, I didn't insist on it.
#55 - tommytwobyfour (06/27/2014) [-]
"Wanna play chest?"
User avatar #39 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I require more
User avatar #32 - katinka (06/27/2014) [-]
being silly like that only works if you're good looking and to a point, not all guys enjoy this kind of humor and when they get over your looks they usually dump you over **** like this
experience, now i just shut up and look good
User avatar #36 to #32 - tsoper (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh god, i remember when a girl said she liked me. She was a solid 8/10. But me being a betafaggot to the extreme, I thought she was joking with me so i took it as an insult. I was like get the **** outta here...

and thats why im still a virgin to this day.
User avatar #54 to #36 - warlordstuart ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think its entirely beta. I was an unattractive kid and knew it. I was suspicious of girls and didn't trust anyone when I was younger. There was a girl asked me out for her best friend. She was cute too but I told her to piss off because I thought she wanted to make a joke out of me.

Oh well. Married and have a kid now, not exactly upset about it. Still, most guys, even betas just need to get out of their own way and relax. Chances are, no one is out to hurt you on purpose.

That whole myth that girls want taken guys is actually pretty ******** too. Guys just relax when they are dating girls and start to notice the signs because they aren't worried anymore and thus realize that they are more desirable than they think.
User avatar #37 to #36 - katinka (06/27/2014) [-]
twinkle twinkle little star
#62 to #37 - franksteinphd (06/28/2014) [-]
if ya know what I mean
#7 - biebergotswag (06/27/2014) [-]
if the girl is not like super hot, that sort of comment can be seen as sexual harassment, because she could be treated like men
#43 to #7 - anon (06/27/2014) [-]
I want to thumb you up because you are right, but I know you want Negative thumbs... I am so damn conflicted, Tell me what you want!
User avatar #35 to #7 - tsoper (06/27/2014) [-]
actually yea... you are right
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