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#71 - unkownthous
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I can't believe the myth of how mario hits things above is still circulating.
#69 - nucularwar
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I always figured female armor was just enchanted or something.
#63 - penileburglar
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(06/19/2014) [-]
You mean to tell me that people prioritize fun over realism when making most video games?

(Not applicable to all of the parts of this comp, but definitely to several of them.)
#51 - zetsuyin
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Bosses HP low attacks get strong
its all thanks to adrenalin
#50 - anon
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(06/19/2014) [-]
here`s a fact; videogames aint supposed to make sense
#49 - anon
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Where I am from we don't lock our doors
#45 - anotheroneonearth
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(06/19/2014) [-]
you can fish several sharks in an hour
#42 - krahne
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(06/19/2014) [-]
I ******* love tera holy ****
#40 - anon
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(06/19/2014) [-]
The pilot ALWAYS dies on impact
#39 - freebrainsforall
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Do you know how much gear the average marine carries?

40 ******* kilograms (or around 90 pounds) would be a normal amount of weight depending on the equipment.

I don't care if you're Usain Bolt, you aint running for more then 15 seconds with 40 kg of weapons and gear on you.
#38 - noobwilleat
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(06/19/2014) [-]
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#21 - applezachs
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(06/19/2014) [-]
Before the haircut he had $315, after the haircut he had $350 dollars, are you sure you didn't just put the pictures in the wrong order?
#19 - mastercolossus
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(06/19/2014) [-]
mario doesnt break blocks with his head. because he has his fist above his head. HE IS UPPERCUTTING THE **** OUTTA BLOCKS TO BREAK THEM!!!!
#16 - whiterabbitfoot
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#15 - perform
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(06/19/2014) [-]
To be fair, Mario breaks blocks with his fists.

Also, in a Utopia where there is trust among the whole community of people, locked doors would be considered abnormal. It's just that we will likely never develop that kind of trust.
#14 - deathsn
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(06/19/2014) [-]
We all know how the consoles were in the early years of videogames.
Developers, even if they thought about it, couldn't have that many fancy effects and such, that is why many of those videogames have enemies that can hurt you by just touching you.
Now our consoles are strong enough to have almost anything in a game and therefore this kind of obsolete damage method should be taken down unless the enemies should work like that, like an enemy on fire touching you.
#5 - dasbaum
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(06/19/2014) [-]
It's his fist damn... his fist is 1 pixel higher...
#4 - anon
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(06/18/2014) [-]
saw the first one, instantly thumbed down.

yes, I'm very proud of that.
#11 to #4 - deathsn
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(06/19/2014) [-]
So proud you did it as an anonymous.
#25 - lostdagame
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(06/19/2014) [-]
actually some characters do more damage in games if you hit the button/analog stick harder.
#20 - exclamation
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(06/19/2014) [-]
>Can warp in giant four-legged robots who shoot lasers
>Can warp in small four-legged robots who shoot lasers
>Can warp in flying machines with lasers making bigger lasers
>Lasers
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