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#16 - benderisgreat
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(04/05/2014) [-]
#15 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Cocaine is ****, your face just goes numb as **** and its so annoying that you dont even enjoy yourself.
#14 - dorberg
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen Watch the video you wont be disapointed i think we all know who will win
#12 - specialone
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I once **** myself on cocaine and didn't realise for 3 hours.   
   
Mfw I realised.   
   
10/10 would recommend.
I once **** myself on cocaine and didn't realise for 3 hours.

Mfw I realised.

10/10 would recommend.
#94 to #12 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I lived on the streets for 6 months, would try again /999
#79 to #12 - revengeforfreeze
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(04/05/2014) [-]
My heart hurts from energydrinks. Something tells me coke would be a death sentence to me.
#104 to #79 - sorrybut
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(04/05/2014) [-]
If you're super sensitive to stimulants or have heart issues you shouldn't touch any stimulant drugs, especially cocaine.
#108 to #104 - revengeforfreeze
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah
#85 to #79 - keltainenlumi
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Well energy drinks have a ton of sugar, caffeine, taurine and other ****.

I don't know much about kokainum but I don't think that it has a lot of additives.
#86 to #85 - revengeforfreeze
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Coke = early heart attack
#87 to #86 - keltainenlumi
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Doesn't that happen only when you overdose? There is virtue in moderation.
#88 to #87 - revengeforfreeze
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(04/05/2014) [-]
www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2228582/Cocaine-perfect-heart-attack-drug--use-times-year.html

Was daily mail the super biased site I heard about? Is daily mail reliable? I've also heard from my dad and found this to support in matter of seconds, though I'm not really going to try it, but the conversation is not for naught for that. I like learning.
#92 to #88 - keltainenlumi
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(04/05/2014) [-]
At least the whole first page on Google would agree that cocaine causes problems with your heart. It would seem that even minimal doses do.
#93 to #92 - revengeforfreeze
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(04/05/2014) [-]
so I was right?

in this moment ,I am euphoric. not because of any wrongness, but because I was right.
mfw I am euphoric and right
#66 to #12 - PenguinsOfMars
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(04/05/2014) [-]
#39 to #12 - englishtallybopper
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(04/05/2014) [-]
On cocaine, I punched myself in the face and woke up with a busted mouth and swollen eyes to prove that I could be a UFC fighter
#23 to #12 - atrocitustheking
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(04/05/2014) [-]
That sounds like the opposite of a recommendation. I wouldn't want that to happen to me. I certainly wouldn't want to end up looking like a strung-out street whore like Lohan up there.
What the ****, man? She used to be really hot! A gorgeous freckled redhead! Now we just have a blonde used-up hooker.
#20 to #12 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** my first time on coke
#19 to #12 - jnovuse
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Yeah... No.
#21 to #19 - specialone
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(04/05/2014) [-]
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#13 to #12 - sorrybut
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I once had a seizure and nearly died. 11/10 would recommend.
I once had a seizure and nearly died. 11/10 would recommend.
#82 to #13 - seizure
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(04/05/2014) [-]
You recommend the cocaine or me?
#49 to #13 - froggets
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I once got shot, and raped in the bullet wound. A/6 would recommend
#36 to #13 - skindread
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(04/05/2014) [-]
**skindread rolled image** I once had a seizure and took a **** in some one else's pants 10/9 would recommend
#71 to #36 - furiousmarshmellow
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I was once stabbed.   
   
100/10 Like Skyrim with stabbin-oh.
I was once stabbed.

100/10 Like Skyrim with stabbin-oh.
#89 to #71 - nibbero
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#10 - kikiubo
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(04/05/2014) [-]
**kikiubo rolled image** obviously this would win
#11 to #10 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
who doesn't?
#8 - givememoarpony
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(04/05/2014) [-]
sheen might get so high from cocaine that he might inject it into his penis, but women don't have that risk because they don't have penises
#7 - puredeliciousness
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(04/05/2014) [-]
After the competition
After the competition
#4 - xalidan
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I see Winehouse and Huston but who are the other two that got Xed out?
#5 to #4 - mereu
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Heath Ledger and Brittany Murphy.

But unlike the others, they OD'd on prescription meds.
#91 to #5 - dirtyatom
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(04/05/2014) [-]
i dont know about brittany muphy but didn't heath ledger commit suicide, not just OD on accident
#96 to #91 - mereu
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(04/05/2014) [-]
The official report says that he accidentally OD'd on sleeping pills and anti-depressants.
Some say that the Joker killed him because during the filming he depraved himself of sleep to get into the head of the character.
But who the **** knows for sure?
#68 to #5 - happyPills
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(04/05/2014) [-]
i read that her house might have had a mold problem since her husband died similarly without prescription drugs
#64 to #5 - splyt
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Brittany Murphy's dead?? eh, the only thing i remember seeing her in was 8 Mile
#67 to #64 - happyPills
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(04/05/2014) [-]
sin city, boy meets world, (voice of luanne from king of the hill)
#9 to #5 - IamSofaKingdom
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Beat me to it, was about to point out that they didn't die from cocaine.
#31 to #9 - imofcnotharveydent
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(04/05/2014) [-]
sleep medecine was it not, the roll of joker took it's toll. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk&feature=kp
#32 to #31 - imofcnotharveydent
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(04/05/2014) [-]
role**
#6 to #5 - xalidan
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I had a feeling it was Heath, but I wasn't 100% sure due to the content being mainly about cocaine.
#3 - include
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(04/05/2014) [-]
#1 - aytoktonik
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Laughed hard but you should include the other participants also .
#2 to #1 - Welshhobo
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(04/04/2014) [-]
They can't.   
   
Theyre dead.   
They lost.   
   
Thats why they aren't in the picture
They can't.

Theyre dead.
They lost.

Thats why they aren't in the picture
#60 to #2 - aytoktonik
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I mean the other contestants that got out like the on who fought with hiouston etc