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#36 - vigdos
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Thank god your name is not japanexplain
#33 - enigmaticspirit
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In the catfe, often time it is like a shelter. You can chill, hang with a kitten, maybe adopt a cat, the money goes to help take care of them... It's a pretty cool system.
#32 - zyketor
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I'm not normally a grammar nazi, but holy ******* ****.... How do you misspell "variety" as "veriy"?
#50 to #32 - rainyeyes
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**rainyeyes rolled image**

op is from Japan, obviously
#34 to #32 - animeartlover [OP]
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Oh dear, sorry D:
#35 to #34 - zyketor
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OP's a good sport, not common enough here.
OP's a good sport, not common enough here.
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#29 - mrhaihoang
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I always thought slurping noodles is a way to complement the cook.
#28 - bme ONLINE
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(04/04/2014) [-]
fun fact. i build crates for horses and about 1/3 of them go to japan and china.
#25 - chuckbillrow
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(04/04/2014) [-]
who the balls has a Hello Kitty BDSM fetish?
#37 to #25 - angelusprimus
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#22 - ilbacondeity
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Yeah, slurp the noodles so they can flail and whip your eyeballs with searing hot hotness. :I   
   
<mfw I slurp noodles and ^that happens. Also they changed the Eva 00's color to yellow in the rebuild of Evangelion... hmm...
Yeah, slurp the noodles so they can flail and whip your eyeballs with searing hot hotness. :I

<mfw I slurp noodles and ^that happens. Also they changed the Eva 00's color to yellow in the rebuild of Evangelion... hmm...
#372 to #22 - exotic
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(04/05/2014) [-]
the series is still better than the rebuilds
#427 to #372 - ilbacondeity
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I have to disagree with you %400. (See what I did there?)

Yeah, no. I hated the series with an enormous "don't-ever-watch-this-anime-ever-except-maybe-the-first-episode" passion.
#108 to #22 - jelopi
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God that one scene in the movie was so brutal to watch. It was just pure torture on a human's mental mind and physical being
#113 to #108 - ilbacondeity
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But yeah, Eva's freak me the **** out. In an awesome way though. They're so neat. 01's roar gives me ******* chills...
#112 to #108 - ilbacondeity
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Well these are my thoughts on the movies so far:

>Evangelion 1.11
>>Shinji's still a giant bitch, but it's beautiful! I guess I'll see what the rest of them are like...

>Evangelion 2.22
>>Oh man! This is fantastic! ****** going down, but in a good way! They really revamped this series.

>Evangelion 3.33
>>wat

>Evangelion 4.44
>>TBA 2015
#117 to #112 - jelopi
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How dare you insult Shinji with his glorious pecks
#122 to #117 - ilbacondeity
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I laughed... So nicely at that... Well done. :3

And uhm... Are you talking about this part in the second movie?

<The one where 01 got hungry?
#125 to #122 - jelopi
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yes
#135 to #125 - ilbacondeity
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Yeah that ****** ****** up... HEY! Look at this gif I found!  (This one is from the series.
Yeah that ****** ****** up... HEY! Look at this gif I found! (This one is from the series.
#371 to #135 - beretta
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#149 to #135 - jelopi
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I just loved that show. The 90's anime of it was the first time I actually watched intense violence as a kid and not just casual super hero fighting scenes.
I just loved that show. The 90's anime of it was the first time I actually watched intense violence as a kid and not just casual super hero fighting scenes.
#186 to #149 - ilbacondeity
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Promise... Last picture and I'll leave it be. This one that I took, freaks me out... Having 03's arms be like "DON'T EAT ME BRO!"
#185 to #149 - ilbacondeity
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This entire thread made me reappreciate my EVA action figures. Check em.
#152 to #149 - ilbacondeity
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I thought it was gonna be one of the coolest ***** I'd ever see... But almost every SINGLE TIME.... Shinji made me hate it... Not to mention the convoluted as **** story... I just try to focus on the fights, and nothing else.   
   
&lt;mfw shinji
I thought it was gonna be one of the coolest ***** I'd ever see... But almost every SINGLE TIME.... Shinji made me hate it... Not to mention the convoluted as **** story... I just try to focus on the fights, and nothing else.

<mfw shinji
#21 - thunderkrux
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(04/04/2014) [-]
TO THE CAT CAFE!!!

I wonder if there are other cafes for other animals
#20 - infinitereaper
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Say what you want about the Japanese but they are ******* geniuses.
#272 to #20 - iridium
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This was in a book of "almost-inventions", called Chindougu, actually. Basically, things that almost seem like good ideas, but have an inherent flaw that keeps them from being actually practical.
#23 to #20 - vampired
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Sit next to the person with this ingenious invention and get your face sprayed with soup.
#43 to #23 - matrixone
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or use common sense and don't sit next to that person
#18 - theannoyingFJguy
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They missed the opportunity to call it a CATFÉ
They missed the opportunity to call it a CATFÉ
#419 to #18 - fuzzysixx ONLINE
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Trademark that ****.
#396 to #18 - deathstare
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Los Angeles already has that opening in July 2014.
also Catfe probably means something completely different in Japan, like airplane, or boat, or uncle ******
#157 to #18 - phantomonkey
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Cafe Line
#72 to #18 - billiebutt
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The same thing is about to open in Montreal : You need to login to view this link
It is named "Chat l'heureux" (the happy cat), which is a play of words with "chaleureux" (hearty, cozy, warm)
#40 to #18 - buellertar
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(04/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, there's probably not such a great pun opportunity in Japanese.
#19 to #18 - Einsty
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#55 to #19 - leetninijaz
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(04/05/2014) [-]
pretty butt hurt.
pretty butt hurt.
#17 - europe
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Regarding the cat cafe
Those are in Tokio, where you're generally not allowed to own pets
#146 to #17 - semo
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"generally not allowed to own pets"

When i lived there i saw either a brown toy poodle or some sort of hotdog dog I dont actually know the name of that breed every where i went. Lots of people had pets.
#382 to #146 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Dachsund
#263 to #146 - anon
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He didn't say **** about food.
#83 to #17 - trowlernotparas
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Tokyo faggot
#80 to #17 - keltainenlumi
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Why the wrinkly face?
#287 to #80 - europe
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#222 to #80 - sagedivinity
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Awwwwwww snap, Berserk thread.
#387 to #222 - slenderhead
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(04/05/2014) [-]
One of the best things I have ever read
#422 to #387 - cosmicapprentice
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Now we wait for the next issue to be released. I'm stoked to now what will happen in Falconia.
#9 - pugglerock
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The noodle one isn't 100% accurate. Slurping the noodles does cool them down, that is true. However, people in Japan also believe it makes the food taste better. It's not actually indicating that the food is delicious. Those noodles are as hot as hell, slurping is a great way to cool them down.
#58 to #9 - Bion
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Japanese dishes try to provide "taste" for all the senses. That's why the foods are often scolding hot, tasteful, aromatic, and "look" appealing. It's only natural that they should appeal to sound, as well.

When eating the noodles, not only do you slurp, but you're also supposed to inhale deeply, giving full effect of the meal.
#10 to #9 - fuiuki ONLINE
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I think it might be polite to do, since my japanese grandpa insists that I slurp my noodles. where have you gotten your facts by the way? Not implying you're wrong, just genuinely curious. Also, my grandpa laugh at me cuz I can't slurp my noodles without getting my nose wet
#24 to #10 - vampired
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(04/04/2014) [-]
That's your grandpas fetish. Wet nose too. Go ask him!
#11 to #10 - pugglerock
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I have a friend in Japan who i'm visiting in two years time, so I asked him to send me over some things I should be aware of. He said the slurping one is to cool down noodles, not to indicate they're delicious.

Maybe it's an older generation thing? I would laugh to I'm sorry.
#12 to #11 - fuiuki ONLINE
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Awesome, if you have more interesting things, I'd love to hear about them
And feel free to laugh, it's pretty funny I guess. *sniffles* Damn japs and their weird costums and talents...
#13 to #12 - pugglerock
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I'll make sure to keep you posted
Only other interesting thing I can think of right now (as it's 11PM here) is that you should never stick your chopsticks pointing upwards in a bowl of rice as it means you're offering it to the dead...I kinda freaked out my friend a little bit when I did that
I know that feeling.
#14 to #13 - fuiuki ONLINE
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I've heard about that one, I think. If it's late over there, then I guess good night.

Every year. Every goddamned year, he gives me these brain-train trinkets that I can't solve, and then he just sits there with his smug grin. I just, I can't anymore...
#15 to #14 - pugglerock
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Nah I'm online for a little while longer...as long as I'm asked not to think.
Your granddad sounds awesome!
#16 to #15 - fuiuki ONLINE
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Ok I won't do that then :3

And yes, he is pretty awesome. He's promised to take me with him to japan Next time he goes ^u^
#8 - logiblack
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Also:
In Japan, there is a Cat Cafe where you can go to drink coffee and hang out with girls dressed as cats and maids for hours.
#167 to #8 - FearsomeDraken
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That falls under a themed Maid Cafe, whole other ball game there.
#141 to #8 - regius
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I plan to visit japan one day and a Maid cafe is on the list of places to visit. It's japan so ******* get weird before i leave
#124 to #8 - pickstar
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That's TOTALLY japan, y'know
#312 to #124 - logiblack
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Google wouldn't give me a proper maid-cafe with a visible cat. I ha to use this
#95 to #8 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
spot the tardis
#7 - warofarts
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(04/04/2014) [-]
moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#5 - platinuminfernape
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Fun Fact: Nintendo used to run love hotels.
#2 - ibashfunnyjunk
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(04/04/2014) [-]
Who on earth has a hello kitty fetish?
Who on earth has a hello kitty fetish?
#411 to #2 - popegordonthethird
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#231 to #2 - Funnel ONLINE
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herro kitty*
#225 to #2 - niggernazi
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the same with bronies and furries wo jack off to children cartoons
#103 to #2 - moldybreadcrumb
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(04/05/2014) [-]
me.
#89 to #2 - underexplain
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me actually
#26 to #2 - stepsword ONLINE
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Are you saying you don't? Wtf man
Are you saying you don't? Wtf man
#3 to #2 - ihearcolors
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Actually its hello kitty Bondage, at least get it right
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#204 to #3 - goldenfairy
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Not long ago I found anime which is somewhat relevant.
#208 to #204 - northyrn
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what's this from?
#210 to #208 - goldenfairy
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Ebiten
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At first it makes no sense and later on it makes even less sense. Only during last episode story will be put together.
There's a lot ecchi content, no idea why it says PG 13.
#214 to #210 - northyrn
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Awesome thanks. Just finished KissxSis so was looking for something new.
#215 to #214 - goldenfairy
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You're welcome.
Are you looking for ecchi anime? Then I might suggest more if you want to.
#216 to #215 - northyrn
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Yeah, please. Always good to hear recommendations.
#217 to #216 - goldenfairy
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Do you have MyAnimeList list? That way I won't suggest what you've already watched.
#218 to #217 - northyrn
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I'm quite new to the genre, so I don't have a list. The only ecchi anime I've watched to completion is KissXSis.
#233 to #218 - goldenfairy
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My list is big so I'm sure I missed some and I didn't include the ones I thought weren't so good.

Asobi ni Iku yo!
Astarotte no Omocha!
B Gata H Kei
Chuu Bra!!
Dakara Boku wa, H ga Dekinai.
Date A Live
Hagure Yuusha no Estetica
Haiyore! Nyaruko-san
High School DxD
Hyakka Ryouran: Samurai Girls
IS: Infinite Stratos
Kämpfer
MM!
Oda Nobuna no Yabou
Queen's Blade
R-15
Rosario to Vampire
Seikon no Qwaser
Sekirei
Sora no Otoshimono
Strike Witches
To LOVE-Ru
Vividred Operation
#237 to #233 - goldenfairy
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Here's some I missed.

Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
Highschool of the Dead
Kanokon
Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?
Kyoukaisenjou no Horizon - no female nudity but pic related
Maken-Ki!
Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
Onii-chan no Koto Nanka Zenzen Suki Janain Dakara ne!!
Princess Lover!
Ro-Kyu-Bu!
#241 to #237 - northyrn
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Awesome, do you have a favourite? A-must-watch?
#245 to #241 - goldenfairy
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My personal (and general) opinion is that "High School DxD" is best ecchi/harem anime out there.
After that... probably "To LOVE-Ru", "Sora no Otoshimono", "Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" (in this order).
#275 to #245 - northyrn
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Okay, I'll get watching!
Okay, I'll get watching!
#209 to #208 - ihearcolors
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right click it then press the S key and there you go it works with google chrome
#212 to #209 - northyrn
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That didn't work, it just saved it the same file name as your comment. Found it anyway.
#213 to #212 - ihearcolors
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huh weird well glad you found it
#4 to #3 - ibashfunnyjunk
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I really shouldn't of googled hello kitty bondage
I really shouldn't of googled hello kitty bondage
#334 to #4 - friedpotatoes
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now, Google "Yerin Park"
#323 to #4 - anon
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shouldn't "HAVE" you inbred ************!
#270 to #4 - chimpaflimp ONLINE
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*shouldn't have
#93 to #4 - theflatulentpotato
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Why would you even... just why...
Why would you even... just why...
#77 to #4 - twixt
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*shouldn'tve, because it's a contraction of shouldn't have
#179 to #77 - ipostcp
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#190 to #179 - broswagonist
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he's right, you know
#191 to #190 - ipostcp
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He isn't.
#238 to #191 - anon
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You're right. he isn't.
It should be "shouldn't've"
#30 to #4 - misswunderlich
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At least I know now that there are also hello kitty bongs (I misspelled Bong)
#27 to #4 - oxymoronking
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(04/04/2014) [-]
holy ****
#6 to #4 - ihearcolors
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You actually googled it... dear god i'm so sorry to put you through that.
You actually googled it... dear god i'm so sorry to put you through that.
#202 to #6 - teratorn
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(04/05/2014) [-]
I googled it too,i shouldnt have done that.
#235 to #202 - hellsjester
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wut i googled it too and this is the worst i got. what did you find that was bad?
#349 to #235 - reapermaster
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i got this when i searched it
#457 to #349 - hellsjester
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(04/07/2014) [-]
meh still not that bad
#1 - ihearcolors
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(04/04/2014) [-]
&lt; when cultures collide
< when cultures collide
#420 to #1 - nurmatgfx
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#363 to #1 - checkedem
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**checkedem rolled image** dude´s FW ****** came up
**checkedem rolled image** dude´s FW ****** came up
#138 to #1 - curveball
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(04/05/2014) [-]
Every time someone posts this .gif, I'm amazed by the swordsman's ability to slice an apple in half out of the air.
#79 to #1 - anon
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#286 to #79 - thornberry
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isnt that because a broadsword isnt actually that sharp? Im pretty sure they were a lot thicker and blunter than swords like the katana because they were meant for beating an enemy with it, not really slicing.
#229 to #79 - anon
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(04/05/2014) [-]
why do people still post that ****, that doesn't mean katana suck ass, in ken jutsu you don't hit another sword with your blade
#200 to #79 - wobblewub
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is that a katana hitting like a regular broad sword?
#289 to #200 - xtwinblade
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its an edge strength test.
a katana is sharper and better for slicing, but a broadsword is harder and more dense, better for cutting/stabbing and chopping.
#426 to #289 - wobblewub
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(04/05/2014) [-]
coolio