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#122 - queefquizzler
Reply +27
(02/11/2014) [-]
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and the snake crawls in his pants.
#116 - schneidend
Reply +8
(02/11/2014) [-]
The snake's thought process:
"Sweet. A bassssket. I'm gonna get aaalll up in that. Coil up and get nicce and ******* cozy. Here we go...aw yisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
#99 - sonicwind
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(02/11/2014) [-]
#98 - makhan ONLINE
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I like snakes and all, but I wouldn't trust one so close to my exposed junk.
I'm sorry, I like snakes and all, but I wouldn't trust one so close to my exposed junk.
#95 - alanflindt
Reply -3
(02/10/2014) [-]
That is ******* disgusting
#157 to #95 - riathewolf
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Right? There are probably **** germs in those undies! Someone needs to educate that snake!
#94 - snakefire
Reply +11
(02/10/2014) [-]
Snake owners rejoice.
#211 to #94 - fuzzysixx
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
MY boa and I No pompadour tonight =(
#212 to #211 - fuzzysixx
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Snakefire , can you believe she is 5 years old and that small?
#194 to #94 - RedHulk
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(02/11/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #7684278 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Just don't **** it..
#177 to #94 - Durp
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
You're such a cutie.
#178 to #177 - snakefire
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
People are being so nice >///>
Thank you..
#161 to #94 - wobblewub
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(02/11/2014) [-]
damn dood. you lookin' fiiiiine
#164 to #161 - snakefire
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
eheh thank you
#167 to #164 - wobblewub
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
No, thank you
#168 to #167 - snakefire
Reply +3
(02/11/2014) [-]
Huh?..
#170 to #168 - wobblewub
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(02/11/2014) [-]
#171 to #170 - snakefire
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
#195 to #171 - albusthedog
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
wtf
wtf
#142 to #94 - dawarboss
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
lel look at dis fgt. ;)
#144 to #142 - snakefire
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
What are you doing here?

Shouldn't you be off getting laid or something?
#145 to #144 - dawarboss
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
I suppose, would you like to be nex... i mean wut.
#146 to #145 - snakefire
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
yes   
No but seriously, whats up?
yes
No but seriously, whats up?
#148 to #146 - dawarboss
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
just, *******. and what not, i guess. playing ISS with gage and yosh, 'bout to play dota with alex.
#149 to #148 - snakefire
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
Oh you streaming?   
Drop a link. I can't watch now but maybe later. Also get league, god damn.
Oh you streaming?
Drop a link. I can't watch now but maybe later. Also get league, god damn.
#150 to #149 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
You wouldn't even ******* watch if i was streaming! and no, leauge causes cancer. cancer is not gut.
#151 to #150 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Well I WAS trying to get you more viewers from the people who read this conversation, but you can't take a hint so nevermind.

I just don't care for watching games.
If you ever intend to play a game I actually have, feel free to invite me. But I just don't like watching other people play. Hell I'm friends with markiplier and I don't even watch him.
#152 to #151 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
No, i got the hint, i just wasn't streaming. Possibly later doe. not sure who markplierererer is, sounds familiar.
#153 to #152 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
He's just another youtuber.   
   
Goddamn man we need to have some games in common.
He's just another youtuber.

Goddamn man we need to have some games in common.
#188 to #153 - theviusking
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(02/11/2014) [-]
******* Mikey....God thats old.
#189 to #188 - snakefire
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
I love kappa mikey
#190 to #189 - theviusking
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
Neeever got to watch it, brother always made me change it. Always was the most random as **** Show....I only remember a big golf match or something..
#191 to #190 - snakefire
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
I need a torrent to download it.
#193 to #191 - theviusking
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
If I ever had enough of a **** to give I'd download it...but I'd most likely just watch the first episode and go on to something else... I'm a really careless person...
#154 to #153 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Dude, we need to ******* hang out is what we need to do my *****!
#156 to #154 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah dude. I've been just sitting here rotting.
#158 to #156 - dawarboss
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
Well, if you ******* answer ANYTHING! you never answer your phone/skype, you ****, i'd so **** you.. i mean hang out.
#159 to #158 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
All you have to do is message me on skype and tell me to call you.
Don't expect me to rely on my phone. Nobody calls me, so I only turn up the sound when I leave.
#160 to #159 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
I do message and call you! You ****! xD but you never answer
#162 to #160 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
The only thing you ever message is your spam about streaming..
#163 to #162 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Bull ******* **** it is! i literally say "sup ***** swag" atleast 4 times aday
#166 to #163 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
It says the last time you messaged me on skype was almost a week ago.
#184 to #166 - pjnona
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
Well now you got a quest my dear. Search for the SAUCE and report to me. You'll be rewarded.

If you KNOW what I mean...
#182 to #166 - pjnona
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
source for the one under there?



''Well, look at how much fun they're having with their lives''

Source? :3
#183 to #182 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Not sure.
#172 to #166 - dawarboss
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(02/11/2014) [-]
[2/6/2014 2:36:54 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): you
[2/6/2014 2:36:57 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): faggot.
[2/6/2014 2:37:00 PM] Joshewa Burkey ( ͡° ʖ ͡°): yeah, you.
#173 to #172 - snakefire
+2
(02/11/2014) [-]
Bleh.
Still four days ago.

Guess what I got for my birthday.
#126 to #94 - anon
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
manlet
#127 to #126 - snakefire
Reply +2
(02/11/2014) [-]
;-;
#115 to #94 - fiveseventwo
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(02/11/2014) [-]
pastel?
#117 to #115 - snakefire
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
?
#119 to #117 - fiveseventwo
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(02/11/2014) [-]
your snake, it looks like a pastel ball, i was checking, but nevermind I guess.
#121 to #119 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Ah yes, a bell pastel ball python. It was a gift.
#124 to #121 - fiveseventwo
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(02/11/2014) [-]
my family has a smalltime breeding outfit, so it is always cool to see people interested in the more designer genes.
#104 to #94 - resbiansrock
Reply +10
(02/11/2014) [-]
"snakefire".
Gee, I never would have guessed you owned a snake.
#103 to #94 - groovierpoet
Reply +5
(02/11/2014) [-]
is that a picture of you? or picture you found on the internet?
#111 to #103 - agreatusername
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Probably both.
#114 to #111 - groovierpoet
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(02/11/2014) [-]
True.. I found a picture of me on google images once.
#105 to #103 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Thats me.
#138 to #105 - roguekilla
Reply +1
(02/11/2014) [-]
Love the hair
#139 to #138 - snakefire
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Thanks ehehe.
#107 to #105 - groovierpoet
Reply +4
(02/11/2014) [-]
alrighty then.
why dye your hair to dark red?
no hating, done crazy sht to my hair before too... like rainbow hair.
#108 to #107 - snakefire
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Its actually purple.
And I wanted it white but evidently thats too crazy for my mom. So she gets me purple instead.

I like it though.
#129 to #108 - rdangerdash
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(02/11/2014) [-]
The cool kind or the gay kind?
#131 to #129 - snakefire
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Cool kind of what?
#132 to #131 - rdangerdash
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Purple. I was referencing the Coldsteel the hedgeheg picture from the cringe comp. Ahh, forget about it.
#109 to #108 - groovierpoet
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(02/11/2014) [-]
purple?   
 still think it's darkest red from my perspective.. and why white? why not wait 50 years or so for some white hair.  unless baldness runs in your family..
purple?
still think it's darkest red from my perspective.. and why white? why not wait 50 years or so for some white hair. unless baldness runs in your family..
#110 to #109 - snakefire
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
Nope. And when I say white I mean platinum like this character.
#112 to #110 - groovierpoet
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(02/11/2014) [-]
ahh gotcha
ahh gotcha
#92 - Sacrifice
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(02/10/2014) [-]
My cat used to do that with my dad. Everyone else had to evacuate the building when he took a ****, and this cat would hop in his undies like a trooper.
#88 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
Pull up your pants.
Your snake will love your warm body.
#69 - claytonb
Reply +63
(02/10/2014) [-]
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
I too know the pain of having a 3 foot snake in my pants, and owning a snake as a pet.
#68 - tarnis
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(02/10/2014) [-]
#65 - hopporto
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(02/10/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolled a random comment #340 posted by toguro at Cringe Compilation Part 18 ** :
With the Dakimakuras - the one on the right looks a lot like Roosterteeth's Michael Jones...
#63 - deliver
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
I want a snake so bad (ball pythons seem awesome) but my mom won't let me .-.
#57 - mrepicllort
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(02/10/2014) [-]
I really want to get one, but it's too cold up here in the north and I'm worried about a power outage.
#55 - sanbonzakura
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(02/10/2014) [-]
time for and experiment
dingle your dongle above him and report back what happend
#81 to #55 - bbbaka
Reply +9
(02/10/2014) [-]
peanutbitter?
peanutbitter?
#54 - dildodude
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
**dildodude rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at THE GREAT PHILOSOPHER **
#82 to #54 - fleurdelavie
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
dat username, doe
#50 - redstonealchemist
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Trousersnake.
#49 - gorillabutts
Reply +29
(02/10/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I just...
SLYTHERYN
#45 - icameheretotroll
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
I suddenly want a really small snake where can I buy one? what does he eat?
and I mean small, thin ones not a fricking python
#51 to #45 - redstonealchemist
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
my friend is obsessed with things that can kill you and he has a venomous snake. he only needs to feed it about 1 mouse a month
#52 to #51 - icameheretotroll
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
I meant a non-poisonous snake
i mean really I want it to crawl on my hand not in my veins
#53 to #52 - redstonealchemist
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
i know, i just like making people uncomfortable
#47 to #45 - gohex
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
rats, crickets, mice, live things.
#44 - anon
Reply 0
(02/10/2014) [-]
trouser snake
#38 - agentdoubleohio
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#106 to #38 - twi
Reply 0
(02/11/2014) [-]
that little tongue flick makes me d'aww so hard i think i just died
#75 to #38 - hopporto
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(02/10/2014) [-]
Can someone put the caption "#swag" after the finger adjusts the hat?
#71 to #38 - newdevyx ONLINE
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(02/10/2014) [-]
i need that? I hope it's not venomous.
#87 to #71 - psychonaut
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(02/10/2014) [-]
It's hard to tell from the size, but it looks like a hognose. Nonvenomous.
#207 to #87 - fuzzysixx
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(02/11/2014) [-]
They are venomous actually, but their venom is not very strong, and the location of their fangs makes it very difficult to inject venom into a human.
#93 to #87 - pwnfrnzy
Reply +1
(02/10/2014) [-]
The pattern is the same, but the color is different, do Hognoses come in different colors?
#141 to #93 - anon
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(02/11/2014) [-]
this one's most likely an albino. Albino western hognoses are orange
#101 to #93 - psychonaut
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(02/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, every reptile that's sold as a pet is bred to have different color and pattern morphs. My ball python is a pastel, the same pattern as a normal, but a different coloration.
#83 to #71 - newdevyx ONLINE
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(02/10/2014) [-]
unnecessary question mark there.