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User avatar #124 - crutoncrazy (01/16/2014) [-]
Am I the only person who is unsettled with all of this talk about thirteen year-old children making out and losing their virginity?
#74 - DrCharizardd (01/16/2014) [-]
mfw i was there for that thread
#45 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
>Haven't ****** for 2 years
>Girls 8/10 and gives me her number
>Following week she texts me that we should have a movie night. gonnagetlaid.jpg
>Way into movie night we're making out and my hands are getting loose
>Bad concience because I broke up with ex because I wasn't in love anymore even though she was
> *********************** as I am, I don't wanna lead her on and decide not to let my hands get too loose.
>It's because I'm fat right?
>She's not - She's the kinda girl you'd want to drag your balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart in to a walkie-talkie
>Her mom picks her up like 2330
>Why, goddamit....
User avatar #292 to #45 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
She's the kinda girl you'd want to drag your balls through 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart in to a walkie-talkie
User avatar #293 to #292 - thejusticar (01/16/2014) [-]
thats all i read
User avatar #31 - slunchy (01/15/2014) [-]
>talk to this girl...

...

......

sob
#20 - penguinsupersaurus (01/15/2014) [-]
i think i just gave myself a concussion i face palmed so hard
User avatar #268 - hektoroftroy (01/16/2014) [-]
>Summer between sophomore and junior year of highschool
>work at a summer camp
>8/10 19 y/o girl works there
>flirt all summer
>on my birthday we spend all night watching movies
>around 3 am tickle fight is initiated instant makeout sneak move
>start making out
>she's on top, I take her shirt off, go to get that bra off
>she stops me and sits back
>"What do you want to do hektoroftroy?"
>panic, this must be a trick question
>"uhhh i dunno"
>She gets up and puts shirt back on
>You should go, you have to get up early.
********** damn it I'll never forgive myself for that, it was like 3 years ago
#325 - tyroneisanigger (01/16/2014) [-]
Guys, I'm really starting to think being 18 and still uhm, well, a, err virgin
is starting to suck? Is it really that bad?
If so give me some advice for getting a girlfriend (not a one night stand) those are for douches. Like a girlfriend.
Keep in mind I have Asperger's and I am incredibly socially awkward. The very few times I actually held a conversation with a female around my age though, it had felt natural (if they start to talk to me first) and I talked to them with ease and had always found the right thing to say at the right time.

Any suggestions for GF?
User avatar #326 to #325 - chemischemiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Hang out with more girls, do drugs.
It may not sound like the best advice, but it worked for me.
And not only does it make talking to girls easier, it also almost automatically increases and strengthens your ties with your social circle.


(Of course I'd never say you should do drugs, I just mean X did wonders for me <3)
#330 to #326 - tyroneisanigger (01/16/2014) [-]
I plan on being a Police Officer bro, I'm going to college for Criminal Justice. I don't think I would have luck getting in the field of Law enforcement when I am asked (with a polygraph test) "Have you ever did drugs?" Or them having me take a piss test. Not doing any drugs unless they are legal drugs in the state of Illinois.

I very much appreciate you taking the time to write out a response, thank you very much.

Any suggestions to meet girls in college?
Also, what is considered (by general public) "too old" for me? I am 18 by the way.
I'm thinking any age from 18- 24. Is 24 too old?
User avatar #336 to #330 - chemischemiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Hahahah, I get that, okay drugs are off the list.
Just go to a few parties, make new friends, let them introduce you to new people.
I was a (probably falsely) diagnosed aspie, and that's what got me over it.

and yeah, 24 is most likely too old, 22 is probably your max and the girl will feel a lot more mature and in command than you in the relationship, thus making her kinda the boss.

Anyway, good luck mate.
#337 to #336 - tyroneisanigger (01/16/2014) [-]
No way I'm getting invited to a party. I'm thinking more along the lines of sitting by a girl in one of the many cafes around my college, good or bad idea?

I'm sure I'd be okay if I could get her to talk to me. I've always been that way. I'm assuming here, most guys find it awkward or hard to talk to girls, to me it's kind of always been natural, and I've always said the right things. I guess I'm a good listener. Do girls like this?
User avatar #340 to #337 - chemischemiel (01/16/2014) [-]
I'm afraid I can't be your love guru mate, but my final advice is:

Girl's rarely (very, very rarely) open conversation even if they're interested in you, this is thanks to our old societal norms that the man is the hunter and the girl the "hunted".
I bet girls like a good listener, but what girls definitely don't like is someone who is insecure, try to look confident, and act that way, even though you may not feel like it.

Once again, good luck
User avatar #327 to #325 - chemischemiel (01/16/2014) [-]
Also, being a virgin at 18 isn't that strange man, I know people who lost their virginity when they were way older.
#333 to #327 - tyroneisanigger (01/16/2014) [-]
That makes me feel better. No sarcasm intended. Wasn't sure if that was bad or not.
User avatar #314 - danniegurl ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Gosh, these people are hoes, screwing at 13-15. 16 I can see, but it's still not good.
I'm still a virgin (have had ans still have opportunities) and plan to keep it that way for a while.
User avatar #316 to #314 - Deeticky (01/16/2014) [-]
It's 4chan, so it's probably not a true story anyway. Good on you for controlling your own future and not folding to societal pressures though.
User avatar #317 to #316 - danniegurl ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I mean all these stories though, there are a lot of FJers giving their own stories as well.
User avatar #341 to #317 - Deeticky (01/16/2014) [-]
I understand, but a lot of FJer's are probably lying or at least exaggerating.I suppose a few of them could be truthful, but those are usually the ones that describe how much it messed them up. Having volunteered working with teens who have mental health issues, I can tell you that losing your virginity that early tends to reveal some underlying problem. The vast majority of sexually active kids under 15 are from poor households and tend to not have a strong family structure.

Also, I'm sure by now you've realized that most people on websites like this and 4chan are guys. A lot are desperate for female attention. One thing to understand about the average guy's stance on virginity vs. the average girl's is that guys tend to see it as something to lose of and girls tend to see it as something to protect. Whether that is due to society or just testosterone, I'm not sure. What it ends up meaning is that there are a few guys who will go around having sex with as many girls as they can. The girls are only prizes to them. They are very good at manipulation and pretend to seek actual relationships. They tend to be loud and confident. They also tend to not spend much time on the internet. On the other hand, there really aren't many girls who act like those guys. What this leads to is women, on average losing their virginity earlier than men because many of them are losing it to the same few guys. (Not as a rule, but on average.)

There are a lot of guys who become kind of bitter about this. They feel that as virgins, they are failures. Most of them spend time on the internet and they'll express this bitterness in different ways. Many tend to claim that they're "nice guys", and some are, but there are also quite a few who just want sex, and use the "nice guy" thing as an excuse. Some will lash out at women. That's where you see a lot of the internet's misogyny coming from. That's why I'm saying good on you. Show the guys on the internet that not all women are the same.
#311 - blazio (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 18
>Senior in High School
>Virgin, and flirt to save my life, Beta as ****
>Senior Day, everyone is having fun
>Starts to rain, Senior Day ends sooner then expected
>We get back to school at 12:54
>We're told that we can go home if we want, or we can wait until 2:30 to leave
>Have no ride home since mom is still at at work
>Don't ride the bus anymore since my mom can take me to school.
>Lesbian couple offer me a ride home, since we use to ride the bus together in Freshman year
>One is a 9/10 and the other 7/10
>Friends also needs ride
>Ask if he can also get a ride home
>"No Blazio, he lives to far, and I don't have to much gas"
>"I'll pay for the gas then"
>Finally convince them to give him a ride home as well
>They drop him off.
> Get a call from my mom ,tell her i'll be home at exactly 1:30
>They joke about me being a mama boy
>Right as they are going to drop me off at my house they ask me
>"Hey Blazio, you're really funny, and you're always there for us. How would you like a threesome with us?"
>"Can't, I promised my mom i'll be home by 1:30"
>Go home, start to take a shower since we played beach volleyball
>Realized what I said
>I went from Beta to Omega.
#312 to #311 - blazio (01/16/2014) [-]
Can't flirt to save my life*
#368 to #311 - gorthur (01/17/2014) [-]
lol that moment when you realize......SON OF A BITCH
#308 - worried (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 11
>neighbor chick is 13
>hung out since we where 4 and 6 respectively
>started playing hide and seek
>crappy small apartment, not many places to hide
>hide in moms closet no door, just a veil
>she finds me in 3 seconds flat
>comes in with me
>hey anon, have you ever kissed a girl before?
>straddles me and starts kissing me
>she touches my dong ohhhh you touch my tra-la-la my ding ding dong
>whats this?
>she rubs it and rubs it, then pulls it out
>looks at it and tells me to close my eyes
>puts my dong in her mouth and starts sucking
>i say "eeeeww!!! i pee from there!!!!!"
>mom walks in... AHHAA!!!!
>never saw her again
im over the fact that my mom caught me, she isnt... so when i want to make her cringe... i bring it up.... she says she "doesn't remember"
User avatar #281 - mrgoodlove (01/16/2014) [-]
My penis is sad
#188 - stormtrooperbob (01/16/2014) [-]
nobody knows what shame is unless they knut in their pants.
User avatar #226 to #188 - nativninja (01/16/2014) [-]
they what?
#183 - mygenerationsucks (01/16/2014) [-]
>be 17
>Finally get to hang with this girl i met, but been to busy to see with conflicting schedules
>Have all same interest, get along wonderfully
>Go on a date have fun ***** and giggles
>Never noticed the signs she was giving me like
> "I wonder if my lipgloss taste like cherry, are you a good kisser, do i have a nice ass etc."
>End of the date i worry about missing the bus and trying to be a gentleman.
>Invite her to be my prom date and give her a hug.
>Couple weeks go by, she gets a bf.
>Ask her what happened.
>She told me she thought that i only thought of her as a friend because i didn t kiss her
>She never talked to me again, didnt have a prom date
betafag
User avatar #107 - gongthehawkeye (01/16/2014) [-]
All these people cockbloking themselves and I'm just sitting here, remembering how I got molested by one of my sister's friends.
User avatar #110 to #107 - legolego (01/16/2014) [-]
this sounds like a good time for story time. please elaborate.
User avatar #95 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/16/2014) [-]
All these posts just make me remember all the times that I could have had sex, but was either too dense or innocent to realize what the **** was going on. My poor penis.
#85 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
>Be 14
>Girl I was friends with always wanted to hang out
>hanging out alone one day
>Playing video games, etc
>starts coming onto me
>no idea what to do, things get really awkward
>tell her that I think she should go
>no regrets because he turned out to be creepy as **** and stalking me.
#87 to #85 - demoraler (01/16/2014) [-]
>no regrets because he turned out to be creepy as **** and stalking me.
>no regrets because he turned out
>he.
#73 - darkangeloffire (01/16/2014) [-]
&gt;Be me, 13 years old   
&gt;New girl in class, 8/10   
&gt;decide to be alpha for once   
&gt;ask her out with a note, =/= alpha   
&gt;Writings skills about as good as Stepanie Meyer   
&gt;write &quot;Hey, want to hang out at the dance. P.S. Who am I?&quot; list 3 guys including myself   
&gt;Friend of new girl comes over, asks me if it was me.    
&gt;nod like a a boss   
&gt;girl rejects me   
&gt;Be Omega until senior year, where I actually got a girlfriend   
   
MFW I look back at it
>Be me, 13 years old
>New girl in class, 8/10
>decide to be alpha for once
>ask her out with a note, =/= alpha
>Writings skills about as good as Stepanie Meyer
>write "Hey, want to hang out at the dance. P.S. Who am I?" list 3 guys including myself
>Friend of new girl comes over, asks me if it was me.
>nod like a a boss
>girl rejects me
>Be Omega until senior year, where I actually got a girlfriend

MFW I look back at it
#72 - avatarsarefornoobs (01/16/2014) [-]
you are 13 years old, how can you even BE beta?!   
i would have appreciated it more if OP put 22 or something
you are 13 years old, how can you even BE beta?!
i would have appreciated it more if OP put 22 or something
User avatar #62 - tarnis (01/15/2014) [-]
Ill bet that drove that chick nuts tho.
#76 - wheresthefudge (01/16/2014) [-]
Me: 17, freshman in College.   
No friends to hang out with.   
I go to dining hall 30 minutes to close so that it's empty and I don't have to see other people.   
Maybe 15 students there.   
Get food, sit down.   
Cute guy, 7/10 easily, walks by.   
#wayoutofmyleague    
I'm staring into space.   
Space happens to be his dick.   
He notices I guess and asks if the seat across from me is taken.   
It's not.    
We make conversation, similar high school experiences.   
Neither of us have many friends on campus.   
He's clearly hitting on me and hinting that he's gay.   
I don't take the bait even though I'm acutely aware it's happening.   
He says he played clarinet in high school.   
I say I played tuba.   
&quot;You must have a great lung capacity, wheresthefudge&quot;   
We're both done eating.    
Excuse myself and leave.   
			****		.   
(expletive, not activity)   
See him there and around campus the rest of the year.   
Kick myself everytime we make eye contact.
Me: 17, freshman in College.
No friends to hang out with.
I go to dining hall 30 minutes to close so that it's empty and I don't have to see other people.
Maybe 15 students there.
Get food, sit down.
Cute guy, 7/10 easily, walks by.
#wayoutofmyleague
I'm staring into space.
Space happens to be his dick.
He notices I guess and asks if the seat across from me is taken.
It's not.
We make conversation, similar high school experiences.
Neither of us have many friends on campus.
He's clearly hitting on me and hinting that he's gay.
I don't take the bait even though I'm acutely aware it's happening.
He says he played clarinet in high school.
I say I played tuba.
"You must have a great lung capacity, wheresthefudge"
We're both done eating.
Excuse myself and leave.
**** .
(expletive, not activity)
See him there and around campus the rest of the year.
Kick myself everytime we make eye contact.
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