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#303 - hudspud (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm sure that there are some people with gauges out there who are good and respectable people BUT every single person with gauges I have met in my life so far has been a total slacker douche.
User avatar #357 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Well the big holes look really stupid
User avatar #366 to #357 - derpsenderp (01/15/2014) [-]
all gauges look stupid imo
#325 - robertelee (01/15/2014) [-]
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #213 at Powerful Photographs **
your welcome you ******* douche
#315 - deletedmyaccount (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't understand the appeal of gauges at all.   
Pic unrelated.
I don't understand the appeal of gauges at all.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #317 to #315 - alekksandar (01/15/2014) [-]
Hipsters and punks trying to stick it to the society/man and managing to look like retards.

Although I have a short mohawk, but that's another story
User avatar #318 to #317 - wormnation (01/15/2014) [-]
say's the neonazi, aka the purest ******* scum that walks the earth
User avatar #320 to #318 - alekksandar (01/15/2014) [-]
Found the hipster.
User avatar #321 to #320 - wormnation (01/15/2014) [-]
im not a hipster i just think the earth is better off if you all drank battery acid.
User avatar #322 to #321 - thegamegestapo (01/15/2014) [-]
Don't ionise the bismuth...
#330 to #318 - Spikeydeath (01/15/2014) [-]
He's not a nazi he's a hindu
dont insult his religion sir.
**** off you hipster ******
Watsky- Kill a Hipster ft. Chinaka Hodge
User avatar #391 to #330 - wormnation (01/16/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika no that is a nazi cross not a swastika. do you're research before you comment scum
#392 to #391 - Spikeydeath (01/16/2014) [-]
Wow you are a dumbass
no seriously
go away
User avatar #323 to #317 - niggerhitman (01/15/2014) [-]
Having a big mohawk is what punks have, while having a small mohawk is what try-cools or try-punks have.
#328 to #315 - Spikeydeath (01/15/2014) [-]
Stomach Gauges are next
see your insides and die
User avatar #176 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
You're a ******* ******** if you actually do this to someone, It may look dumb but it's their body, not yours.
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User avatar #194 to #192 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm not saying I would or wouldn't judge, Causing someone bodily harm due to their fashion choices is wrong.
#177 to #176 - Airmanator (01/15/2014) [-]
Thumbed you up because some ****** thumbed you down. You're 100% right.
User avatar #179 to #177 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
Thanks man c:
I guess its my bad for not being a complete douche right?
#182 to #179 - Airmanator (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm only one man, but they're thumbing you down again. Best of luck. :c
User avatar #203 to #182 - iluvscuba (01/15/2014) [-]
Backup has arrived!
User avatar #181 to #176 - usernamecannotload (01/15/2014) [-]
let me guess, someone put a padlock in one of your gauges?
User avatar #184 to #181 - brackgrapple (01/15/2014) [-]
No, I don't even have any.
#149 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
I personally don't find this that funny, kind of cruel actually. I did the ear stretching thing once, although I didn't make them very big at all. They were about big enough to put a pencil through maybe. They are nice if you are into that kind of fashion statement. With that being said, like everyone else here they get annoying/itchy/stink after a while. They're just alot of damn maintenance and if you skip wearing them even for few days the holes get smaller again. Also I'm a grown ass man now in the professional/corporate world, people don't take punks seriously who come in wearing earrings and **** .

A friend of mine, though, he has holes in his ears as big as a damn gatorade bottle cap. I hate giant ones but that doesn't mean I think people should stick locks in them like this. That is, unless they are a huge asshole that deserved it or did something to you....
User avatar #109 - pickingAnameSUCKS (01/15/2014) [-]
They're probably the ones who told him to use a dremel to take the lock off, too...
User avatar #108 - burningchimera (01/15/2014) [-]
Or-o-OR better idea you could just- here me out pick the lock
#111 to #108 - mrmamric (01/15/2014) [-]
His lockpickingh was probably not even a high enough level. It looks like he passed the blacksmithing check, though.
User avatar #58 - techniik (01/15/2014) [-]
I know a lot of people with stretched ears that are actually genuinely kind people.
I also know a lot of people with stretched ears who are cunts.

Pick the right one is all I'm saying
If you don't know if they are the right one, don't do it
#14 - kaboomz (01/14/2014) [-]
you're welcome you ******* faggot
i hope you learned your lesson

you are not in africa and you are not a tribal monkey
User avatar #233 to #14 - monkeysniper (01/15/2014) [-]
I agree gauges look stupid as all hell but putting a lock through it still seems harsh
#18 to #14 - Degenerate (01/14/2014) [-]
"I don't like it. Therefore, everyone who has it is a faggot."
"I don't like it. Therefore, everyone who has it is a faggot."
User avatar #131 to #18 - fuckyourtoast (01/15/2014) [-]
i dont like gay sex
everyone who has it is a faggot
#137 to #131 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
You got me there yah silly 			******		.
You got me there yah silly ****** .
User avatar #40 to #18 - ilovemyguns (01/15/2014) [-]
You haven't been on the internet very long have you faggot??

#46 to #40 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
Have been for a while. Just don't see why it's necessary to be a twat over something so little.    
I hate country and rap. Doesn't mean everyone who likes it is a faggot.
Have been for a while. Just don't see why it's necessary to be a twat over something so little.

I hate country and rap. Doesn't mean everyone who likes it is a faggot.
User avatar #355 to #18 - lordmoldywart (01/15/2014) [-]
Don't act like you're not guilty of that way of thinking.
User avatar #309 to #18 - msypsylon (01/15/2014) [-]
I do believe everybody who has these stupid things are annoying hipsters and attention whores. And that's because there's no logical reason to do that and the only people I met who stretched their ears are annoying hipsters and/or attention whores.
I also dislike a lot of other things. Like watches. And sunglasses. But I have nothing against people who wear them. There's a difference between disliking something because of your personal preferences and disliking it because it's a disgusting and useless piece of crap.
User avatar #371 to #309 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
Do I really have to explain why sweeping generalizations are stupid? Alright, how about this, I know five people that like pepsi more than coke. They are all assholes. Following your logic, everyone who drinks pepsi is an asshole.

What you blokes don't seem to realize is not everyone does **** for your approval. Some might wear watches or glasses or stretchers because *gasp* they like it.
User avatar #372 to #371 - msypsylon (01/15/2014) [-]
Did you even tried to understand what I wrote? How the hell did you understand that I think people do **** for my approval? I specifically mentioned that I'm ok with people who wear sunglasses and watches even if I don't like them.
And your analogy is retarded. I didn't said people who have ear gouges are attention whores ONLY because the ones (not only five of them) I know are so. Drinking pepsi or coke is something that depends only on your tastes in drinks. It has nothing to do with intelligence or personality. Destroying your ear to put a circle in it has everything to do with it. It's a way of expressing yourself, you're ******* up your body because you think it looks nice and unique, when in fact it is not attractive in any way. At best, it can seem interesting to some people, but only because it is different. In the same way some people consider a brown line on a blue background a good painting.
Sure, it is a generalization. Maybe I should've said "most people" instead of "everybody". I'm not saying that it's impossible for a decent person with ear gouges to exist, I'm just saying most of them are attention whores and hipsters. Just like how "everybody" who listen to Nicky Minaj is a dumb cunt. Just because there are a few exceptions doesn't mean the general rule is completely wrong.
User avatar #373 to #372 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
If I misread anything you wrote, then I apologize. Coffee hasn't quite kicked in yet. That being said, my analogy being retarded is the point I was trying to get across.

Generalizations are ******* daft yet your doing it again with the Nicki Minaj thing. Their personal taste in music does not correlate with their intelligence or attitude. Finally, who gives a damn if they are destroying their body? It's theirs isn't it?
User avatar #48 to #18 - anonefgthree (01/15/2014) [-]
Your name fits you perfectly
User avatar #55 to #48 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
Care to offer a reason why? Preferably one better than "I deem it so, as such it must be true."
User avatar #75 to #55 - anonefgthree (01/15/2014) [-]
I just assumed you have those hoops since you're defending it, but if not I apologize. People who wear those ear hoops are generally degenerates
User avatar #84 to #75 - Degenerate (01/15/2014) [-]
I don't actually. Though I wouldn't mind getting them.
#226 to #18 - yuukoku (01/15/2014) [-]
It's not just because I think it makes you look stupid, it's that everyone that I've talked to who has these things is a douche bag.
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#361 to #18 - Rascal (01/15/2014) [-]
"He didn't like it" So he at least told us why he doesnt like it.
#310 - Darianvincent (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh sod off all you sensitive pricks in the comments. It's funny it may be a dick move but it's still funny. Besides looking at how he's trying to remove the lock I'd say he deserves it anyway.
User avatar #244 - pizzaweed (01/15/2014) [-]
........ locksmith...

That's all I have to say
#4 - include (01/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #4 - thelordofrepost (01/14/2014) [-]
Raking locks is rarely that easy. Also it's even harder on a padlock.
User avatar #36 - fancys (01/14/2014) [-]
Going to ge a **** load of hate for this, but I think they deserved it.
User avatar #45 to #36 - TheReptar (01/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #92 to #45 - fancys (01/15/2014) [-]
I know a lot of people who just do this to get attention. And personally I despise piercings, and whatever that is they do to their ears.
Great username by the way.
User avatar #24 - Loppytaffy (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't blame the internet.
Blame yourself for having a ******* stupid fashion statement that works better than a crocs and fedora combo.
User avatar #275 to #24 - moneyd (01/15/2014) [-]
please direct me to a "smart" fashion statement
User avatar #278 to #275 - Loppytaffy (01/15/2014) [-]
Heavy winter coats
User avatar #280 to #278 - moneyd (01/15/2014) [-]
thats your opinion and so was your original comment

i think you're an ignorant, close-minded asshole and thats my opinion
User avatar #281 to #280 - Loppytaffy (01/15/2014) [-]
Having a gaping hole in one's ear is not smart (take it from someone who works security).
Keeping warm is.

Please tell me how keeping warm is stupid and having a gaping hole in one's ear is smart?
User avatar #284 to #281 - moneyd (01/15/2014) [-]
i never claimed either of those, a winter coat is smart in the winter and gauges obviously arent suited for a security position but i dont get the hatred for a person with stretched ears and/or how they affect you enough to harm them
#15 - misterdiddly (01/14/2014) [-]
serves him right
User avatar #95 to #62 - theist (01/15/2014) [-]
Because the ****** thinks he's cool following a stupid fad with huge stupid gauged ears
#98 to #95 - neggernegernger (01/15/2014) [-]
Let him? It's his life
User avatar #99 to #98 - theist (01/15/2014) [-]
He's not the only one that's affected by his dumbass decision.
#102 to #99 - neggernegernger (01/15/2014) [-]
who the ******* else gets affected?
User avatar #125 to #102 - theist (01/15/2014) [-]
Every poor sap that has to look at the fag.
#293 - thrashtildeath (01/15/2014) [-]
Thats what you get you faggot.
User avatar #277 - moneyd (01/15/2014) [-]
im actually pretty amazed that some of theses comments are getting thumbed up like sure i can appreciate the fact that you dont like gauges or whatever but HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE **** DOES THAT MEAN HE DESERVES THAT? oh hey i dont like that thing you have so im going to cause you bodily harm because i think in my own ignorant mind that thats a just reason. im usually proud to be part of this community but the **** im reading stupid and hypocritical and on top of it all its getting thumbed up, ******* fj users really let me down today
User avatar #263 - deathleprechaun (01/15/2014) [-]
The internet didn't make him wear those disgusting gauges.
#165 - thewrasler (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha, it took me a couple minutes to get why it was called "How the male brain works"
Then I realized it was a brain made of a bunch of people having sex. Oh lordy, this yellow site is hilarious.
User avatar #166 to #165 - bistorodo ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
There is something afoot with this comment.
I can feel it.
Tell me.
User avatar #168 to #167 - bistorodo ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
But...the content...above...has nothing...to...do...with...the comment...he...made...wat.
User avatar #172 to #169 - bistorodo ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I get that but...what does... **** it, can you enlighten me?
#180 to #172 - applecrash ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Sure, the Slowpoke meme is being used to reference something being understood very belatedly. This case would be the understanding of a joke that the user had seen on either previous content seen today or at any other time. The user replying on separate content not having any correlation to the joke being understood is a peculiarity that I have only witnessed on this specific site, but seems to have been positively reviewed in the past.

He is such a slowpoke, he is commenting on something he saw some other day on content that isnt even related to it.
User avatar #185 to #180 - bistorodo ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Ah, cheers. Have a thumb.
#186 to #185 - applecrash ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Thank you kind sir or madam. Have a good one and remember, praise the sun.
#187 to #186 - bistorodo ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
My heart goes out to you.
User avatar #189 to #186 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/15/2014) [-]
Why does the sun have the denko guy face
#370 to #189 - applecrash ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Because the glorious sun is looking for love and jolly co-operation.
User avatar #183 to #172 - iom (01/15/2014) [-]
ok its like he looked a a picture ten years ago but just commented on it
#200 to #165 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
Wow, what an original comment
User avatar #171 to #165 - mrgoodlove (01/15/2014) [-]
Commenting to be include ed
User avatar #174 to #171 - include (01/15/2014) [-]
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