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#167 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Pretty sure if i chopped random sentences out of chapters of ANY book it would sound ridiculous... Does no one understand what context is?
#224 to #167 - GuardianofzeBlind
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(01/10/2014) [-]
the Bible is ****** up even in it's right context. a barbaric book for barbaric or ignorant people I like waffles
#173 to #167 - WtfStrawberries
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(01/09/2014) [-]
He said quote. I dont think context quite matters in this area.
#190 to #173 - majormayor
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Context really can affect the meaning of a quote.
#161 - progenitormimic
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(01/09/2014) [-]
"Be excellent to each other."
-Bill S. Preston, Esquire
#160 - pheggit
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I wish Samuel L Jackson used this line before killing people in pulp fiction instead.
#158 - yuukoku
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like something I'd find in a weird hentai doujin or something...
#177 to #158 - wildikdog
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I want to, but at the same time, don't want to know the source.
#201 to #177 - ashikoki
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(01/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't exist.

The World God Only Knows is the manga, but the words are edited.
#246 to #201 - anon
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(01/15/2016) [-]
why
#157 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I read the whole verse.. all about "whorings" and breast carressing...
#156 - arnolddusk
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(01/09/2014) [-]
"OP IS A FAGGOT"

- The Bible
#153 - bnsprt
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Deuteronomy 23:1 No man who has been castrated or whose penis has been cut off may be included among the LORD's people.
#170 to #153 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
now read the rest of the chapter that leads up to that verse to find out what is actually being addressed.... if i had to guess i would say its about transsexuals.
#172 to #170 - bnsprt
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(01/09/2014) [-]
The whole book is of Deuteronomy is just explaining good things to do as a Christian and what prevents you from entering heaven and all that
#187 to #172 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
it's actually for jews retard. those parts are only in the bible for history, not as law.
#189 to #187 - bnsprt
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah forgot that part
#137 - delio
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Man, all these good and funny quotes in the bible and I'm stuck with the parts I can barely understand like the old testament.
pic related. How I feel trying to understand what they are saying or meaning.
#196 to #137 - dungledoo
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(01/10/2014) [-]
Try reading this. Suddenly the bible becomes Read With Dick and Jesus.
#136 - suikerpapa
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#134 - fathis
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I looked and went the bible.. but didn't go anything
#164 to #134 - ihatem
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#133 - noobbonicplague
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Mfw The Bible is just Game of Thrones.
#142 to #133 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
>the bible is game of thrones

>the book that existed thousands of years before game of thrones is game of thrones

#146 to #142 - noobbonicplague
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Sounds about right to me.
#131 - toastandbananas
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(01/09/2014) [-]
is this some sort of ancient erotica
#130 - dildoes
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(01/09/2014) [-]
i thought it was kind of funny but the meme thing was really redundant.
#128 - rsca
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Even as a Christian I'll say it.. I love the Bible... the one and only holy book written by men and claimed to be the word of God yet unclaimed to be written by men... and all these words aren't catered to the opinion of men them selves?

Ultimately what I'm saying is this; this was written by men. While there may be the word of God... I for sure as hell know there are their very own opinions on the matter... as a kind of "guide"...
#127 - Nullifier
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Well, it is in a good context.

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23

Ezekiel is describing the way the Lord spoke to him of two sisters who were basically megasluts and how they were punished.
#121 - depedrows
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(01/09/2014) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
#183 to #121 - thisguyisawesome
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(01/09/2014) [-]
it says female bear or she bear in most versions. however as a baptist, the translation can also be two mama bears.

*just Texan things*
#138 to #121 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Elijah
#120 - gigamuffin
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(01/09/2014) [-]
And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the money changers, and the seats of them that sold doves, Matthew 21:12
#119 - finni
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I got a comic Bible for my birthday and the more I read it, the more I think the Bible could be make into HBO show.
#122 to #119 - thebaseballexpert
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(01/09/2014) [-]
"Game of Sins"
"The Apostles"
"Sex and the Great Flood"
"True Messiah"
"Crucifix Empire"
#115 - thebestpieever
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(01/09/2014) [-]
The people who wrote the bible were some odd fellas.
#114 - KingJuan
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I prefer ezekiel 25-17