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#18 - Karfeyenta
Reply -187
(01/09/2014) [-]
as a girl who's never had an orgasm with a partner... never even gotten close... Doing something like this is just rubbing a lot of emotion pain and insecurity in her face..
#128 to #18 - anusraper
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(01/09/2014) [-]
whale alarm !!!
#154 to #18 - chibullsa
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
***** this ain't reddit
#89 to #18 - ishalltroll
Reply -2
(01/09/2014) [-]
Either your partner is **** or you don't know how to sex.
So do something about it or quit bitching and masturbate like everybody else.
#92 to #18 - kez
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you're just not worth the effort to him.
#138 to #18 - ponieswererolled
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
lol rubbing
#56 to #18 - dubator ONLINE
Reply +4
(01/09/2014) [-]
Hate to break it to you, but you werent girlfriend just cumdumb.
Hate to break it to you, but you werent girlfriend just cumdumb.
#28 to #18 - infinitereaper ONLINE
Reply +26
(01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe you just have a really big vagina
#44 to #18 - sedativechunk
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
Apart from the war going on in the comments, allow me to add something insightful (I studied human sexuality in college from a famous sex expert ):
1) Perhaps this is an underlying health problem either physically, mentally, or both. Are you able to orgasm on your own? If so, there's nothing physically wrong with you, it has to be a mental-related issue. Perhaps you get nervous or weirder out and just can't get in the mood. There are alot of reasons to not get in the mood. Maybe you don't like/trust the people you are with enough. Just ideas. If you are having a physical problem though, you should see a doctor immediately, it could be something serious.
2) Are you sure you are not a lesbian or have a gender-related issue? I'm not saying you are/nothing wrong with that but one of my past relationships my girlfriend didn't like physical contact because she was a closet lesbian.
3) There is a word for this type of people I can't think of at the moment, but some women literally don't like having objects inside of their vagina, including sex toys and a penis even though they're heterosexual. If this is the issue, you should see a specialist that can help deal with sex-related problems, they can help you find ways to get comfortable with yourself.
4) Contrary to popular belief on the internet, a man's size does not matter, this has been proven time and again since the 1960's with Masters and Johnson's sex trials. Also a women cannot really be "stretched out", even after children sex is still relatively the same for both parties.
5) Maybe you've just had awful sex partners (in which case you can call me if you live in Western Pennsylvania ) I know alot of guys first times they don't last more than 20 seconds sometimes. That's not long enough to get a women off.

Good luck.
#88 to #44 - setimanosomo
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
You passed over a golden opportunity to say 'sexpert'
#37 to #18 - wellimnotsure
Reply +9
(01/09/2014) [-]
If you haven't had an orgasm you're probably doing something wrong
#24 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
With worry of coming across as a dick.

Perhaps the issue in you not having an orgasm with a partner, if attempted with more than one, lies with you and not the man. It is an easy thing to get a woman to orgasm, using the right position and adding fingers and lips to the mixture of thrust.

Perhaps you ought to talk with your partner, indulge in a few desires/fantasies.
#118 to #18 - wellimnotsure
Reply +5
(01/09/2014) [-]
Since you've been thumbed into oblivion, what are the Daedra like?
#42 to #18 - paronix
Reply +7
(01/09/2014) [-]
Oh go cry for attention somewhere else
#51 to #18 - ilikeducks
Reply +10
(01/09/2014) [-]
Thanks. I've been waiting to use this
Thanks. I've been waiting to use this
#69 to #18 - niggernazi
Reply +11
(01/09/2014) [-]
or you could save some electricity and embrace yourself for my giant 12 inch schlong if you know what i mean :^)
or you could save some electricity and embrace yourself for my giant 12 inch schlong if you know what i mean :^)
#84 to #69 - cocoman
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
I love you.
#156 to #69 - sonnyboii ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
For some reason i find these hilarious as **** +
#107 to #18 - erikus
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Or maybe is a ******* joke and you fail at sex.
#66 to #18 - desuforeverlulz
Reply -3
(01/09/2014) [-]
Explain how?
#29 to #18 - cannibislover
Reply +9
(01/09/2014) [-]
Women are emotion, pain, and insecurity.
#19 to #18 - godtherapist
Reply +227
(01/09/2014) [-]
SHUT THE **** UP. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
#20 to #19 - Karfeyenta
Reply -98
(01/09/2014) [-]
insecure much? Do you have a little mouse pinkie for a dick?
#21 to #20 - godtherapist
Reply +77
(01/09/2014) [-]
Yes I do. My dick is very small but it still doesn't change the fact that your insecurities have nothing to do with this post. Stop ruining a good joke with your ********.
#57 to #21 - kalimah
Reply +22
(01/09/2014) [-]
>expecting a woman to have sense of humor
#22 to #21 - Karfeyenta
Reply -99
(01/09/2014) [-]
I was simply adding something to it. If you don't like it, get your stupid ass over it and **** off.
#31 to #22 - youngneil
Reply +117
(01/09/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you are the one that needs to get off.
#50 to #31 - ilikeducks
Reply +29
(01/09/2014) [-]
Damn son
Damn son
#99 to #50 - ilikecows **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(01/09/2014) [-]
ilikeducks?

ilikecows
#100 to #99 - ilikeducks
Reply +6
(01/09/2014) [-]
Holy. ****.
#32 to #31 - godtherapist
Reply +46
(01/09/2014) [-]
Awwww SNAP!
#83 to #31 - cocoman
Reply +6
(01/09/2014) [-]
REKT
#129 to #31 - bossguycumsplash
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 to #31 - oceanfrank
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(01/09/2014) [-]
it's not even the amazing comeback you just had, it's your username.
#93 to #31 - bogbean
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#23 to #22 - godtherapist
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I think that YOU are the one that needs to get the **** over it.

Life isn't fair, boo hoo, I need to masturbate because I don't know how to have sex properly.

Seriously?
#25 to #23 - dracolegacy
Reply +11
(01/09/2014) [-]
best argument ive seen today, and it wasnt at work, thank you.
#26 to #25 - godtherapist
Reply +32
(01/09/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of becoming a comic. Instead of jokes I'd go on stage and just get angry the first stupid person to open their mouth.
#27 to #26 - dracolegacy
Reply +15
(01/09/2014) [-]
i think you would be a great act, just remember who supported your beginning when you get famous. free tickets will be more than sufficient.
#75 to #20 - killasmasha
Reply +4
(01/09/2014) [-]
Don't know about this guy, but your "partner" clearly does..
#94 to #19 - wadawada
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#68 - niggernazi
Reply -15
(01/09/2014) [-]
that is one bigass dildo.

your gf must be a slut
#71 to #68 - gaminggenus ONLINE
Reply +28
(01/09/2014) [-]
Girls need pleasure too mate.
Girls need pleasure too mate.
#72 to #71 - niggernazi
Reply +8
(01/09/2014) [-]
the only pleasure a girl needs is the bible

by shoving it up their vaginas
#73 to #72 - gaminggenus ONLINE
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
Well...
Well...
#105 to #72 - dambusta
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#146 to #71 - purplegolem
Reply +1
(01/09/2014) [-]
This has got to be the most relevant and funny deal with it gif I have ever seen.
#74 to #68 - pawnman ONLINE
Reply +12
(01/09/2014) [-]
not a dildo, it just vibrates up against the vagina sending sensations through it.
#59 - euphoricturtle
Reply -7
(01/09/2014) [-]
Or.... You could just learn to please your girlfriend properly, then she wouldn't have to get one of those.
#61 to #59 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
'cause they're together 24/7
#48 - hugsta
Reply -4
(01/09/2014) [-]
Firstly, dildos are a banable offense. I know this doesn't look like a dick, and I have no intention to flag you, I just thought I'd give you a heads-up in case you're worried someone else might flag it. Especially since we're currently in some kind of banocalypse right now.

Secondly, why do American plugs have holes in them? If you are American I know it probably seems normal, but I'm seriously curious about it.
#166 to #48 - draeman
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(01/09/2014) [-]
I read that as bananable

I want a banana.

#62 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
It's a massage stick, silly.
#54 to #48 - carbohydrates
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#152 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Couple of paperclips and an hour

She might be slightly electrified, but she'll likely find a way even with no lockpicking skills.
#159 to #152 - AbsentMinded
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(01/09/2014) [-]
How the **** can you masturbate with paperclips?
#170 to #159 - ipwnallnubz
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(01/09/2014) [-]
oh dear
#160 to #159 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
Not what I'm saying.

Use the paperclips to put into the outlet and attach to the prongs

Then you're good to go. If she's smart, she'll get some rubber gloves first.

This is all assuming she can't pick a lock.
#161 to #160 - AbsentMinded
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(01/09/2014) [-]
You could always just get a soldering iron and some lectric tape replace the head I guess, or you could lockpick.


I actually ordered some lockpicks today.
#164 to #161 - wellimnotsure
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
or just get a pair of bolt cutters and cut the lock like a normal human being
#165 to #164 - AbsentMinded
Reply +2
(01/09/2014) [-]
******* that's not as challenging.

You have to earn your sex toy.
#171 to #164 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(01/10/2014) [-]
>bolt cutters
>women

Lmfao
#115 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
The fact that she needs one of those means you're not doing your job as a man.
#125 to #115 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
The job a man has in a sexual relation is ejaculating, if he does it, he has done his job.
#80 - taurusguy
Reply -1
(01/09/2014) [-]
Silly Americans, European power system ftw. (harder to block the power to **** because the plugs are different)
#46 - nocturnalemission ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
I would be pissed no matter what, do you know how expensive those things are?
#78 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
The fact that she HAS one is sad on your part. Learn to **** your girl right and she wont need it.
#60 - gaybananaman
Reply -2
(01/09/2014) [-]
dum murica fags with their dildos and ****** electricity 110
#168 - thebestpieever
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(01/09/2014) [-]
That's a vibrator isn't it?
#167 - arcnarc
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
How to piss off OP
#153 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
That'll do it.
#131 - maryjkennedy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
my co-worker's sister makes $61 an hour on the laptop. She has been out of a job for nine months but last month her payment was $14635 just working on the laptop for a few hours. check here,.,,,,,,,,,,,,, TEC30.ℭom
#102 - anon
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(01/09/2014) [-]
Tin snips might do the trick on that lock.
#97 - nargogh
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(01/09/2014) [-]
So what? She won't make pancakes now?
#85 - anon
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
"We arrive together or not at all."
#76 - xenophilius
Reply 0
(01/09/2014) [-]
wow, i thought that was a hair straightener until i read the comments
#30 - nigerianblackguy
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(01/09/2014) [-]
**nigerianblackguy rolled a random comment #795197 posted by device at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** :
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