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#107 - dreamfall (01/09/2014) [-]
One Eyed Jack's you say?
#102 - bujo (01/09/2014) [-]
MFW i used to live in orange county which has universal, malls, alligators, Bath Salts, and DIDNEY WORL.
#101 - someoneforamoment (01/09/2014) [-]
On an unrelated note here's the map of Xanth.
#99 - internetbridgetrol (01/09/2014) [-]
Do New York next
User avatar #97 - brrigg (01/09/2014) [-]
skeleton man! (skeleton man!)
#95 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
Why the **** is there a Highland county in Florida? I've never seen a place that damn flat.
#103 to #95 - quiescat (01/09/2014) [-]
when every thing else is below sea level you take what you can get
#94 - mattdoggy (01/09/2014) [-]
Florida mentioned in content   
I had to put down my anti alligator/skunkape shotgun to thumb you up   
now if you'll excuse me i have to fight off herpes infested monkeys, giant slugs, and mosquitoes the size of helicopters
Florida mentioned in content
I had to put down my anti alligator/skunkape shotgun to thumb you up
now if you'll excuse me i have to fight off herpes infested monkeys, giant slugs, and mosquitoes the size of helicopters
#215 to #94 - buffermcmufflin (01/09/2014) [-]
Y'all haven't witnessed the ****** of Florida til you live in Polk County... But hey... free monkeys
User avatar #150 to #94 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Awhh it's the season of the Herpes Monkeys already? Maybe they just haven't reached me yet because I live in the middle of a 10-mile saw grass pond with Seminole Indians. It's like 60 degrees outside right now so they probably froze to death, I don't think that it's ever been this cold.
User avatar #146 to #94 - linktheherooftime (01/09/2014) [-]
Floridians are the American equivalent of Australians.
User avatar #125 to #94 - catpisseverdeen (01/09/2014) [-]
Try not to get mugged by a feral pack of Puerto Ricans
#111 to #94 - swiggityswoner (01/09/2014) [-]
Don't forget that nose amoeba virus and dodging sink holes!
User avatar #98 to #94 - jellybob (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm from Florida and I can confirm that this is pretty much all we do. Aside from the stuff in the content of course.
#96 to #94 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
You forgot the bath salt zombies.
#104 to #96 - quiescat (01/09/2014) [-]
one time, zombies one time people never let it go
#92 - kibbleking (01/09/2014) [-]
Do an 'Arkansas man.' I swear I live in the center of the Bible belt. The only difference is everyone's too high to notice. It's always like 'No, the giant spider demon behind Ricky is not Jesus.'
Do an 'Arkansas man.' I swear I live in the center of the Bible belt. The only difference is everyone's too high to notice. It's always like 'No, the giant spider demon behind Ricky is not Jesus.'
#91 - flixoe (01/09/2014) [-]
Didn't know I lived in such a place.

I can only drive 1 mile with a bicyclist stuck to my car...
#90 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
you should do Idaho
#89 - jesusfupingchrist (01/09/2014) [-]
Used e in Lee county. GET ON MY LEVEL
#88 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
Imagine if its all just one REALLY ****** guy. FLORIDA MAN: Not the hero we need, and sure as hell not the one we want...
#87 - becefalus (01/09/2014) [-]
We take Florida and push it somewhere else.
We take Florida and push it somewhere else.
#105 to #87 - quiescat (01/09/2014) [-]
wont fix the problem. people are not from Florida they move here.
#106 to #105 - becefalus (01/09/2014) [-]
Never said it was a problem.
Never said it was a problem.
#86 - tiddycats (01/09/2014) [-]
Called 911 after his cat was denied entry to a strip club
Called 911 after his cat was denied entry to a strip club
#80 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
Floridian master race.
Floridian master race.
User avatar #81 to #80 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
I just think we're ******* insane.
User avatar #82 to #81 - Benry (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we are.
But we're ******* insane together.
#211 to #82 - chaosheartless (01/09/2014) [-]
I always thought "I don't feel anyone here is any more crazy than the next state.", but thanks to your comment, I just realized that it may feel that way because everyone here is so crazy it feels normal.
User avatar #85 to #82 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
Nothing is scarier than a group of ******* insane people
that's why I don't go to church anymore
ZEALOTS ARE BAD KAY
User avatar #72 - comandante (01/09/2014) [-]
As a born and raised Floridian for 20 years, I apologize.
#100 to #72 - bujo (01/09/2014) [-]
I lived in Florida for 12 years and i will say that ive got Florida-itis and done some crazy things before even though they never get put on the news.
#83 to #72 - Gaulli (01/09/2014) [-]
no need to be sorry. I honestly love being here and hearing all the crazy 			****		 that goes on
no need to be sorry. I honestly love being here and hearing all the crazy **** that goes on
#69 - privateblakevell (01/09/2014) [-]
Woot! Indian River county signing in!
Woot! Indian River county signing in!
#62 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (01/09/2014) [-]
Florida man impersonates cop to get discounts at Dunkin' Donuts.
reminded me of this
#53 - anon (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm from Florida and maybe to outsiders this is weird, but this is like everyday down here. It has to be the heat. Lots and lots of heat. And cocaine. But also heat.
User avatar #55 to #53 - poetsofthefall (01/09/2014) [-]
Florida bro here, too. I think the guy that was bit by a shark, then punched by a monkey twice, struck by lightning and bit by a snake is just unlucky. All other's are as sharp as a marble.
User avatar #57 to #55 - madalice (01/09/2014) [-]
Actually it depends on what part of Florida you're in. Here in my area it's just full of wannabe gangsters trying way to hard.
User avatar #58 to #57 - poetsofthefall (01/09/2014) [-]
What part? My area is full of Swaggots and "gangsters" too.
User avatar #60 to #58 - madalice (01/09/2014) [-]
Sweetwater area
User avatar #61 to #60 - poetsofthefall (01/09/2014) [-]
I'm two hours north. Port St. Lucie.
User avatar #65 to #61 - madalice (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah...anything up north is usually considered where most white people are.
User avatar #67 to #65 - poetsofthefall (01/09/2014) [-]
This is where most old retired crazy rich white people live, who think they're entitled to something. And also where ****** high school kids think they own everything.
User avatar #70 to #67 - madalice (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeah those types come down here and muggings will happen one way or another. Here it's better because you actually get to know the culture a bit more. It's more homey.
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